If Yoda didn't posthumously sublimate from the intense heat & humidity of that soggy cesspool of a system, Luke would've just lobbed him into the swamp and let the snakes have at him.
I love how Wicket pokes her with the pointy end and it does no damage or even breaks the skin. Clearly these are the beings capable of defeating the best soldiers in the Emperors garrison.
"Finally, 3PO gets some power. His reign will be vicious and bloody, yet fabulous!" "Nice of the Vatican to lend them a couple of cardinals!" "This is no time to quote tired internet memes, sir!" "What Luke and Leia's child would have looked like."
The Riff that Leila couldn't remember her mother hours old thing bugs me. She was adopted by a couple, so the woman she knew as her mother wasn't Amadala, period.
When I lived in Lexington, KY, I worked at the Lexington Children's Museum (now the Explorium of Lexington), and I had to sub for our marketing director demonstrating how to make Kentucky Derby Hats out of crepe paper, glue, a balloon (for sizing), and other materials on a local noontime news show. The first one I made went onto a cardboard cutout of Princess Leia wearing the infamous bikini. It vastly improved her look.
"Great, lick me sir." "Thank you George that really moved the story along nicely." "His laugh is less evil guy and more crazy prospector." "I know because I'm a 200 lb MUDSKIPPER" "He cuts his own hair." "Translation: Your lack of head of head-cloak means you are nude, which shames us both," "Typical liberal" "You're the cat" "But I love my hate." "This is no time to quote tired internet memes sir!" "Oh God they're eating 'em, that's a little strong."
"Nice of the Vatican to lend him a couple of cardinals." "Brain Guy?" "Who?" "It's a trap!" "This is no time to quote tired Internet memes, sir!" "The Hurt Locker as performed by the Build a Bear Workshop." "Chewie was kicked off the Ewok team for steriod use."
I don't know why, but when Luke tosses his lightsaber at 10:02 and Kevin yells "Owe!" I just lose it. Probably because the next two lines is my favorite in the series.
@@SuperTonyony i mean, but George isn't? haha? i mean he had some good ideas, but New hope was saved in the editing room by his wife, and Empire and Jedi were because of the writing and direction the prequels show lucas got way more credit than he deserved
@trapadoored I have no problem with the "smallest making a difference" premise. As Yoda said, "Judge me by my size, do you?" Hobbits were heroes precisely because they were overlooked. So the formula is familiar and successful. My problem with the Endor sequence is that armored stormtroopers with blasters are losing in combat to furry munchkins armed with tomahawks basically.
Let's get this straight, a battalion of elite Imperial Strike Troops armed with modern weapons is defeated by furry primates armed with stone-tipped spears and arrows. Only in Lucas does one find such lunacy.
@trapadoored And I agree with you about Lucas wanting to sell stuffed animals. I imagine him using a pie chart to get the percentages equal for target demographics and inventing Ewoks specifically to fill the 3 to 5 year old slice. Palpatine appealed to the cranky prospector demographic apparently.
@OmegaII She knows she was adopted. She's thinking of her REAL mother in that scene, she just doesn't know her identity. Quoted from Wookiepedia: "Although the Organas were not trying to hide the fact that Leia was adopted,[1] they never informed the Princess of her true parentage, nor did they reveal the existence of her twin brother.[18] However, during the short time between her birth and her mother's death,[2] Leia gained a faint memory of her mother as a beautiful and kind, yet sad woman"
@dignankumar -I think the ewoks were unintentionally a good idea. Lucas wanted to sell stuffed animals but blundered into representing that the smallest of the small can make a difference. The Empire didn't even give enough of a shit about ewoks to consider them as a threat , and they were crucial in winning the battle. It's like germs killing the aliens in war of the worlds. Although I do agree the ewok victory is implausible, but this is a star wars movie, not a Gettysburg documentary.
"Hukah,servents fanning with palm leaves,loyal army of trained pig-guards.Pretty much how I see myself spending my twilight years.Just need to work on the hukah,now."LOL
Only just found it, Den. "Who puts windchimes indoors, honestly!" "The costume that makes attending ComicCon bearable." "And in a few cases, much, much worse." "His laugh is less evil guy, more crazy prospector." "She couldn't get out of her bathrobe to do this speech?" "Way too subtle to be Robin Williams." "And not hairy enough." "Just when you think it can't get worse, they have a Rusted Roof tribute band."
@horaciosi I didn't say the Ewoks defeated the Empire, not in the least, but it was due to their "covering" as you say that was the decisive element. If the rebels hadn't met the Ewoks we are led to believe all of their efforts would have been in vain. I agree they would have been a good distraction for the Imperial forces but the movie clearly shows the Ewoks winning the battle of Endor. "Gently tap them to death" LOL.
"I've lost the will to remember her." When they mention the "Retcon Battalion", they were actually wrong. There WERE that many fighters seen in the original version of Jedi. I even doubled checked.
Oh-ho, that's not actually his fate. He actually climbed OUT of that sucker. No joke, that was planned to be in Jedi, but it was cut because they didn't know what to do with Boba afterwards, so they left it in the novels.
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"Yes, Episode VI a.k.a. the one you thought was the worst Star Wars episode until you got proved SEVERELY wrong 16 years later. Then again 19 years later. Then again 23 years later. Then again, 25 years later." lol
@dignankumar The Ewoks NEVER defeted the empire, they were covering (?) the rebels so that they can get inside the sheld generator and destory it allowing the rebels piloting the ships could get inside the Death Star and blow it up. Bottom Line: the rebels DID destoryed the empire, not the Ewoks. Sorry for my shitty english
@Wes964 I actually loved the Ewoks, but if I had to choose between them and Wookies... I think it's obvious which ones more bad ass... and the ultimate Furry! :D
sigepone4 And unfortunately, 6 years after that riff was released, Carrie Fisher died (recent autopsy did find some cocaine in her system when she died from the result of a heart attack on a flight back to LA).
After Kevin says "Brain guy?", you can just barely hear Mike say "Who?" and Bill laughing. I love it when they poke fun at their past.
MST3K call-backs always welcome! :D
The "expired Crisco" bit at 2:01 gets me every time.
"The Hurt Locker, as performed by the Build-A-Bear Workshop." I totally lost it at that.
Chewie takes control and aims blasters at the other AT-ST....Kill that fucking asshole!!! Good night...thanks for playing....
I remember when the Sarlacc Pit didn't have a beak. That's how old I am.
I remember when Boba Fett slowly got digested in that pit. That's how old I am.
Now, all of a sudden, he's alive and well again. 🙄
I am so old I watched as a kid in the theaters in 1983.
"do I look like I'm made of money?" "no, you look like you're made of expired Crisco!" "WHO SAID THAT!?"
"Yodas rot very quickly"
I always thought it was very handy that Yoda did that, could you imagine trying to dig a grave on that planet?
If Yoda didn't posthumously sublimate from the intense heat & humidity of that soggy cesspool of a system, Luke would've just lobbed him into the swamp and let the snakes have at him.
Yoda would be one with the swamp he loved.
"Nice of the Vatican to lend them a couple of cardinals." Best Riff of the movie!
Both "Porkins The White" and "A Crystal Skull Preminison" made me LMAO.
"Chewy was kicked off the Ewok team for steroid use." LOL!
I love how Wicket pokes her with the pointy end and it does no damage or even breaks the skin. Clearly these are the beings capable of defeating the best soldiers in the Emperors garrison.
They couldnt have won, even if Gomer Pyle was clone template.
He was just making sure that she’s not dead.
@@demonkingbadger6689 you would still need a couple of sgt Carter clones to randomly yell PYLE! to keep them in line though.
"Finally, 3PO gets some power. His reign will be vicious and bloody, yet fabulous!"
"Nice of the Vatican to lend them a couple of cardinals!"
"This is no time to quote tired internet memes, sir!"
"What Luke and Leia's child would have looked like."
Every time Luke takes the helmet off of Vader, I want to yell: "UNCLE FESTER!"
Nope. Defo Humpty-Dumpty.
Kind of weird cross between the 2
"Yes, Jedi-Knight-Hogtied-by-Teddy-Bears?"
"Your father . . . " "WAS A TOOL!"
A truer statement there never was.
"Random quote from this video"
“Great, lick me sir” 😂😂😂😂
“Hi! Carrie Fisher...got any drugs?” 😂😂😂
“I’m feeling frisky and I like it rough” 😂😂
- "Oh! How horrid!" - "A Gungan!"
The Riff that Leila couldn't remember her mother hours old thing bugs me. She was adopted by a couple, so the woman she knew as her mother wasn't Amadala, period.
"when that machine broke they just replaced it with a tv showing a loop of The Phantom Menace"
LOL
*Yoda coughs* "Hold on, I ate a hedgehog and it's disagreeing with me." SONNIICC!!
...and they meet Porkins the White.
"Threepio?"
"Yes, Jedi Knight hog-tied by teddy bears?"
that little ewok punched me in the nads and took my lunch money
Many Bothans died to bring us this Riff.
When I lived in Lexington, KY, I worked at the Lexington Children's Museum (now the Explorium of Lexington), and I had to sub for our marketing director demonstrating how to make Kentucky Derby Hats out of crepe paper, glue, a balloon (for sizing), and other materials on a local noontime news show. The first one I made went onto a cardboard cutout of Princess Leia wearing the infamous bikini. It vastly improved her look.
"Great, lick me sir."
"Thank you George that really moved the story along nicely."
"His laugh is less evil guy and more crazy prospector."
"I know because I'm a 200 lb MUDSKIPPER"
"He cuts his own hair."
"Translation: Your lack of head of head-cloak means you are nude, which shames us both,"
"Typical liberal"
"You're the cat"
"But I love my hate."
"This is no time to quote tired internet memes sir!"
"Oh God they're eating 'em, that's a little strong."
"I've got a bad feeling about this" "DING DING DING! You get a Lucas cookie" "Each one is worth millions of dollars but has no taste whatsoever"
"It's you. You're the cat."
"Nice of the Vatican to lend him a couple of cardinals."
"Brain Guy?"
"Who?"
"It's a trap!"
"This is no time to quote tired Internet memes, sir!"
"The Hurt Locker as performed by the Build a Bear Workshop."
"Chewie was kicked off the Ewok team for steriod use."
I don't know why, but when Luke tosses his lightsaber at 10:02 and Kevin yells "Owe!" I just lose it. Probably because the next two lines is my favorite in the series.
"gently tap them to death" I have a headache from laughing at this!
"It's a trap!"
This is no time to quote internet memes
"You saw that guy too?" 😂😂
2:40
More epic foreshadowing!
Oh, I dunno. I rather liked RotJ. Still do.
+Jennifer Schillig Same. It's got flaws yeah, but still my favorite Star Wars movie of all.
+Ray Muniz same
@@SuperTonyony i mean, but George isn't? haha?
i mean he had some good ideas, but New hope was saved in the editing room by his wife, and Empire and Jedi were because of the writing and direction
the prequels show lucas got way more credit than he deserved
I'm a fan of the original trilogy, but I'm not about riffing it either.
@zmoore83
I love the fact Bill is like, "Who?" XD
"Brain Guy?!?!" - LOL!!
I've lost the will to remember her...
"... she kisses just like him!"
"Mmmm, smells like kettlecorn."
Brain Guy, you've moved up in the world!
(9:00) That's assuming they were ever competent. They make the Putty Patrollers look like SS soldiers.
And by the way, your English is better than many who grew up speaking it! Don't worry about it. :)
"Hi, Carrie Fisher! Got any drugs?"
But seriously RIP you crazy sky diamond.
LOL "Try guessing where my genitals are."
@trapadoored I have no problem with the "smallest making a difference" premise. As Yoda said, "Judge me by my size, do you?" Hobbits were heroes precisely because they were overlooked. So the formula is familiar and successful.
My problem with the Endor sequence is that armored stormtroopers with blasters are losing in combat to furry munchkins armed with tomahawks basically.
These guys would have such a field day if they riffed a classic James Bond film or two....or 20!
'Hi, Carrie Fisher, got any drugs?' Lol, accurate
"Hey it's Brain Guy" nice MST3K reference.
Let's get this straight, a battalion of elite Imperial Strike Troops armed with modern weapons is defeated by furry primates armed with stone-tipped spears and arrows. Only in Lucas does one find such lunacy.
Or in "Apocalypse Now!"
I live in the South, 2 days into hunting season we would have half those Ewoks taxidermied to our walls.
@trapadoored And I agree with you about Lucas wanting to sell stuffed animals. I imagine him using a pie chart to get the percentages equal for target demographics and inventing Ewoks specifically to fill the 3 to 5 year old slice. Palpatine appealed to the cranky prospector demographic apparently.
@OmegaII She knows she was adopted. She's thinking of her REAL mother in that scene, she just doesn't know her identity. Quoted from Wookiepedia: "Although the Organas were not trying to hide the fact that Leia was adopted,[1] they never informed the Princess of her true parentage, nor did they reveal the existence of her twin brother.[18] However, during the short time between her birth and her mother's death,[2] Leia gained a faint memory of her mother as a beautiful and kind, yet sad woman"
5:40 Now THAT would have been awesome XD
"the hurt locker" as performed by the teddy bear factory
and they were supposed to be Wookies!!! Why weren't they Wookies!?
*He cuts his own hair*
😂😂😂😂
“Luke...honey...come on”
“Say no to crack Harrison”
*throws lightsaber* “Ow!”
“Padawan...whatever”
@Wes964 Hey, I liked the Ewoks! They're cute fighting teddy bears!
@dignankumar
-I think the ewoks were unintentionally a good idea. Lucas wanted to sell stuffed animals but blundered into representing that the smallest of the small can make a difference. The Empire didn't even give enough of a shit about ewoks to consider them as a threat , and they were crucial in winning the battle. It's like germs killing the aliens in war of the worlds. Although I do agree the ewok victory is implausible, but this is a star wars movie, not a Gettysburg documentary.
I’m glad I forgot about the music part where they dance all the time
"Hey! Dad's dead! Hey, are there any hotdogs left?"
...and again 32 years later. And again 34 years later. And again 35 years later. And again 36 years later.
"Yes, Jedi knight tied up by teddy bears"
Could have used the rails from Space Mutiny at the Sarlacc pit, Death Star cannon, and shield generator.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Slayer!
"Hey, who in the hell is this smirky douchebag?"
LOL!
"Hukah,servents fanning with palm leaves,loyal army of trained pig-guards.Pretty much how I see myself spending my twilight years.Just need to work on the hukah,now."LOL
Hey wes have you heard about what they did to the blu ray versions?
two people got lightly beaten to death by teddy bears.
"Gently tap them to death!"
This is only available in 240p. Got anymore of them pixels?
Only just found it, Den.
"Who puts windchimes indoors, honestly!"
"The costume that makes attending ComicCon bearable."
"And in a few cases, much, much worse."
"His laugh is less evil guy, more crazy prospector."
"She couldn't get out of her bathrobe to do this speech?"
"Way too subtle to be Robin Williams."
"And not hairy enough."
"Just when you think it can't get worse, they have a Rusted Roof tribute band."
SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAYER!!!!
What's 1:50 a reference to? The "Mmm, that's good revolting slime thing!"1
@zmoore83 That was bill's character in the mst3k series.
@horaciosi I didn't say the Ewoks defeated the Empire, not in the least, but it was due to their "covering" as you say that was the decisive element. If the rebels hadn't met the Ewoks we are led to believe all of their efforts would have been in vain. I agree they would have been a good distraction for the Imperial forces but the movie clearly shows the Ewoks winning the battle of Endor. "Gently tap them to death" LOL.
"HOO-NI-TEE!!!"
"HOO-NI-TEE means start ruining the movie!"
"I've lost the will to remember her."
When they mention the "Retcon Battalion", they were actually wrong. There WERE that many fighters seen in the original version of Jedi. I even doubled checked.
Slayer!! haha thats metal.
SLAAYERRRRR!!
Oh-ho, that's not actually his fate. He actually climbed OUT of that sucker. No joke, that was planned to be in Jedi, but it was cut because they didn't know what to do with Boba afterwards, so they left it in the novels.
Will they be doing one of these with Star Wars episode 7?
You think they'll pass up that after making one for the rest of them?
Vader the White I know now that they did.
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RJ Rakib I know now.
@Jerwold I'm 17 and I first saw the prequels when I was about 11 or so. I liked them at the time, but now I hate em too.
@Wes964 I couldn't agree more.
Wow, no Anynom misquoting 7 or 8 lines right out of the gate. Uncanny!
"and they meet portkins the white"
"Brain-guy"
"Who?"
lol!
"Yes, Episode VI a.k.a. the one you thought was the worst Star Wars episode until you got proved SEVERELY wrong 16 years later. Then again 19 years later. Then again 23 years later. Then again, 25 years later."
lol
Wait, do I smell minnows?
😂😂😂😂
“eaten by a big ass” 😂
seriously? That's the only reason why I like this movie!
Do I look like I'm made of money?!
@dignankumar The Ewoks NEVER defeted the empire, they were covering (?) the rebels so that they can get inside the sheld generator and destory it allowing the rebels piloting the ships could get inside the Death Star and blow it up.
Bottom Line: the rebels DID destoryed the empire, not the Ewoks.
Sorry for my shitty english
@JSamurai79 They have done Casino Royal with Daniel Craig. but I know what you mean. the older ones would be great:)
@Wes964 I actually loved the Ewoks, but if I had to choose between them and Wookies... I think it's obvious which ones more bad ass... and the ultimate Furry! :D
@HeWhoDwellsInShadows
In the words of Crow T. Robot; "I'm gona get a step ladder so you can jump up my butt!"
Hello boys! I'm feeling frisky! And I like it rough! Roflmao
"Hi! Carrie Fischer. Got any drugs?"
“nope that’s my penis”...lol
“you get a Lucas cookie”
sigepone4 And unfortunately, 6 years after that riff was released, Carrie Fisher died (recent autopsy did find some cocaine in her system when she died from the result of a heart attack on a flight back to LA).
“Your father...”
“was a tool”
“Who puts windchimes indoors?”😂😂😂😂
01:33 - 01:49
I have no idea what this scene does with the story and quite frankly, I don't really want to at all.
"Brain guy?!"
Paddington!!!!!!
"Here's what Luke and Leia's child would have looked like"