My IDIOT Mobster Husband Just KILLED The Wrong Guy

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ความคิดเห็น • 67

  • @richardvaldes3959
    @richardvaldes3959 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    "What will get him first, a heart attack or a ricco charge"😂

  • @chrisjohnson970
    @chrisjohnson970 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    "You are not leaving us like a secondary character in a shitty horror story!" I'm dead. 😂

  • @pintsizedprincess1919
    @pintsizedprincess1919 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I loved that one. Funny, scary and the lady isn't phased by anything. They should join Hollows End! 😊

    • @jeffjames4064
      @jeffjames4064 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@pintsizedprincess1919 Who knows, they might be there now under witness protection.😁

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jeffjames4064

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I agree

  • @sunnydisposition8347
    @sunnydisposition8347 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I burst out laughing when, "I wondered how much it would hurt to climb a cactus". TY, I truly enjoyed this video.

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Ladies and gentlemen... We have a winner!! Take a bow Jordan 👏👍

  • @kimberlyshepherd270
    @kimberlyshepherd270 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    So happy that my husband isn't an idiot!!!

  • @JRAndrach
    @JRAndrach 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This was hilarious and I loved it!! Edited to say: I would love a playlist of your content with similar comedic or wholesome creepypasta tales. That'd be awesome!

  • @agathacamilladcruz4938
    @agathacamilladcruz4938 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    As good and as ENTERTAINING as Hollow's End. It needs a series of its own. Characters are totally awesome. Raphael Palumbo Jr.; just love the name.
    Kudos to U/Beartify.
    Kudos to your narrating, Jordan.

  • @yb554
    @yb554 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The amount of plot armor she has makes her sound like a Jedi... She hates sand too...

  • @kishaa819
    @kishaa819 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Poor woman, just trying to live her best life 😂

  • @ZedMazaus480
    @ZedMazaus480 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Just when you thought the life of a moffia wife couldn't get anymore dangerous...or wierd. This is a fun little mini saga. I just wish there was more of it. Heck, I could see this lady end up in Hollows End one day. At least you know both her and Ralphie wouldn't bawk or fear the residents there. I wouldn't be suprised if she tried to hook up with the butcher either. LOL 😂
    Happy 4th of July everybody! 🎆🎇🧨✨️

  • @bobross7977
    @bobross7977 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "Last time I shot a shotgun the recoil gave me a black eye"
    Lmao

    • @coyotejake9164
      @coyotejake9164 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @bobross7977 That one made me laugh out loud!

  • @antoniojay7491
    @antoniojay7491 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I'm loving the fact that she hasn't questioned anything supernatural, or para natural that she's run into yet... Even hit one up on speed dial, cause she knew this was over her head. I also like how she defers the problem solving to better equipped and smarter fokes when it's needed. She's not the main character, she's the one who survives and tells the story lol I'd like more of her story, cause after awhile, she should have an entire section of her contacts full of non human creatures that she's pretty much cool wt, or don't have an actual problem with at least 😂

  • @Isolatedbloom
    @Isolatedbloom 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I love the protagonist in this story. It would to hear a second longer part to this story ❤

  • @user-xi8ku6od2g
    @user-xi8ku6od2g 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    👍👍terrifically sterling, the mom was funny in the face a terrifying situation. I loved and enjoyed this story. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy snickers, I loved this story. Nothing I like more than a no nonsense practical protagonist! I hope there’s more stories with these two.

  • @alabamanana9769
    @alabamanana9769 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Thank you Jordan

  • @RashadHoward-dg3dg
    @RashadHoward-dg3dg 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Heard this one before can’t wait to hear Jordan’s take on ot

    • @kishaa819
      @kishaa819 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I did too, but I listened again anyways.

    • @kimberlyshepherd270
      @kimberlyshepherd270 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's always nice hearing other narrators take on it ❤

  • @Screwball70
    @Screwball70 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Kudos to the author, and bravo to the narrator, nice one Jordan you have taken my mind off my toothache!

  • @tmiller00002
    @tmiller00002 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This one was kinda confusing... I'm still trying to figure out about Ryan and creepy possessed Teddy bear... Lol

  • @keithblount229
    @keithblount229 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Thanks Jordan. 👍🏻

    • @kimberlyshepherd270
      @kimberlyshepherd270 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hi Keith 👋. I hope you are having a happy 4th 🥳🎇🎆🇱🇷🫶

    • @keithblount229
      @keithblount229 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kimberlyshepherd270
      Hi Kimberly, we’re having a great day here. Hope you and yours are too. Much love from Northeast Florida. 🤗🙏🏼🥰

  • @sashafortin1695
    @sashafortin1695 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    OMFG THIS STORY IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS !!!!❤❤❤❤Great job Jordan!!

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Huge thanks to the author u/beardify for letting me read it! Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @jenniferlonnes7420
    @jenniferlonnes7420 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    OmerTAH - emphasis on last syllable.

  • @katethomas7329
    @katethomas7329 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Totally loving this so far!! 😂
    20:49 Oh, I hope there's more!! Thanks for the video

  • @devinvaldesalice7427
    @devinvaldesalice7427 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've heard the third part and always liked it, so this was altogether a nice surprise! Loved it :)

  • @laurelp9120
    @laurelp9120 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love this story!! 🎉💯🙌💜 Would love to hear more with these characters!!

  • @christinebadagliacco8972
    @christinebadagliacco8972 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I needed this tonight. I haven’t laughed so much in awhile, 😂 Wish there was more. Thanks to the author and to you Jordan for a your great narration. 💕💕

  • @ottobiographee
    @ottobiographee 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I’m sorry mam but you have the right to bear firearms not the right to fiery bear arms.

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      This line cracked me up 😂

  • @DocBree13
    @DocBree13 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is a great one - thanks, Jordan!

  • @Char0913
    @Char0913 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Definitely one of your best.

  • @LesliePetrey
    @LesliePetrey 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Love the story was funny as hell that woman was not really bothered by anything even when she called her husband's dead killer loved it

  • @ashcod69
    @ashcod69 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like this storyline!!!!!😊

  • @coyotejake9164
    @coyotejake9164 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Those were-coyotes are just my peeps. Right on!

  • @mestevs6697
    @mestevs6697 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Got to love the no non-sense approach the mom has.

  • @Fay-gc4je
    @Fay-gc4je 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    🎉 BRILLIANT. As always. You never fail to come thru. Funny, sarcastic, scary stuff. You've made my (very early) morning/day. And i'm praying-(to all holy and 'un'' Hope i don't offend anyone?)
    that there is more to come from these 3? And soon ❤

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Huge credit to author u/beardify for this one! Hopefully I'll have more from them soon 😁

  • @MichelleTurnz
    @MichelleTurnz 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Right to bear fire arms 😂😂😂

  • @BonesyTucson
    @BonesyTucson 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    great stories and writing

  • @sharonpaterson1281
    @sharonpaterson1281 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love this story I heard this one a few years ago but it’s awesome 😂😂😂

  • @CKlegion7272
    @CKlegion7272 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Awesome!
    Greetings from Netherland

  • @mindyyounker2184
    @mindyyounker2184 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fantastic!!!

  • @angelniquewashington2721
    @angelniquewashington2721 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm not even minutes in and I'm ☠️🤣🤣

  • @theresalo1962
    @theresalo1962 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was one interesting story 🎉🎉

  • @katethomas7329
    @katethomas7329 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    30:37 Oh gods 🤣☠️✌️

  • @jeffreyharper2731
    @jeffreyharper2731 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good story

  • @johnlambeth7366
    @johnlambeth7366 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Pretty sure I dated this girl one time.

  • @ericexp497
    @ericexp497 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A gold digger mc. Dont hear that too often

  • @LesliePetrey
    @LesliePetrey 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    😅😅😅😅

  • @TSA595
    @TSA595 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ID10T

  • @Zephyr6656
    @Zephyr6656 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ugh......let's not use "schizo". It's a slur.

    • @bobross7977
      @bobross7977 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Schizopoasters are the most oppressed race

  • @joshuaburns4242
    @joshuaburns4242 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    They can’t find a girl to do the woman role? Woke b.s

    • @CaseyBDook
      @CaseyBDook 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Awww, your poor fragile feelings. It's OK pufkin, it's just a narrator telling a story someone wrote from a woman's perspective. It can't hurt you.
      How do you get so "woke" that this hurts you? Tell me your secret.
      Woke is a political slang originally meaning alertness to prejudice and discrimination.
      You took it to Karen and Tucker levels. What prejudice or discrimination has happened to you? Why are your feelings so soft that you need to go woke on a narrator? Why so woke if you hate woke?

    • @IW3527
      @IW3527 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You gonna pay the voice actress for him? 😂

    • @CaseyBDook
      @CaseyBDook 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@joshuaburns4242 that's not woke. It's just a narrator doing what he does.