I Was Given a Pet Demon as a Present - Complete Series Ft. Postmortem33
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2023
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There's a creepypasta called something like 'What happens when you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa' that's similar to this and hilarious.
I LOVE "Letter to Santa".😂😂😂
I love that series & this story. I hope this turns into a series.
No
I know Lol! Mr. Creeps is out of his damn mind, too!
FRANKENTEDDY!!! That's awesome. Story written by Mr Creeps. "What happens when you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa?"
Jordan you are seriously one of the best narrators on youtube soon you are going to have a shit ton of subs . I am so glad I found you.
I had a Fluffy too! My fluffy was an 18 foot Burmese python, the calmest, most chilled pet I've ever had along with her roommate Strangles.
😂😂
Lol had a red tail boa named huggs.
man, if fluffy brought me the arm of my enemy, I'd be crying tears of joy and hug that demon dog !
Fluffy want some milk? LMFAO 😂😆.
I had a Rottweiler crossed with a giant schnauzer when I was a young man, Fluffy kinda reminds me of him, when I went into the military my old fella had him, he was the only human, apart from me, that had any control over him, one day my dad had a knock on the front door and when he answered it a bloke started talking to my dad about having his driveway tarmacked, anyhoo it was an attempted distraction burglary, BUT the second bloke (whe had sneaked over the gate into the rear of the property) suddenly let out a terrified scream, my dog had knocked him to the floor and was dragging him round and round the apple trees bu his arm giving it a playful shake before letting it go to run through the now open gate and ragging the guy by the front door to the ground and chewing on his ginger head which fitted in his huge drooling mouth easily 🤣 ah they never came back again
😂Good boy!
I Love it when assholes think they can just walk into your yard and help themselves only to end up as chew toys for my dog. His name is Tsar, and he's a 3 yr old, 210lb Cane Corso. He and I spent up to 18 months overall in "A Specialty Course for Protective Training."
My wife and I went out for New Years Eve, had a blast, upon arriving home, imagine our surprise to see some dude half in, half out our back patio door. He was on his back with his right leg in Tsars' mouth. Every time the guy so much as twitched, Tsar would growl and bite down a little harder. Was funny enough that my Wife and I decided to let Tsar keep his new friend while we had another drink while we waited for the cops to show up. Actually, my wife was a little cruel to the guy by getting the dog to sit, lay down, growl, and shake all while keeping ahold of the guys leg. Gotta say the cops got a big kick out of it. 😊
I would totally babysit Fluffy
Me too, I'd try and get him high on weed.lol
Top notch voicing, of course. There is a reason you deserve the love u r getting, and will get. GREAT WRITING. fun story.
Wow, thank you!
HELLS YES!! Absolutely amazing story for the spooky holiday season. First the scare then the metal as hell jam'n party. Love it. ❤❤❤
I’ll never complain about Swampy again. I once had to take care of Foo-Foo, a coworkers dog. ‘Had to’ isn’t exactly accurate. I agreed to it, but she’d never warned me that Foo-Foo had also been one of Satans menagerie. She was one of those little yip yap dogs who tore my clothes and books apart if I took my eye off her for five minutes. Foo-Foo also had the power to make me feel like utter sh-t when I yelled at her. She’d look up at me with guilty eyes and tremble and I’d have to spend an hour comforting her. I wish Satan would keep his pets to himself !
I love fluffy ❤ he was protecting his babysitter. What a sweet dog.
That was a lot of fun!! I love the artwork for the video, whoever did it did a great job! Will there be more Fluffy adventures? Would love to hear more!!
I hope so!
Omfg SIIIII! I loved the first story and the second was even more hilarious! Great narration as always dude🥃📻😎
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⚠️ 1-Do not let Fluffy get wet! 2- Do not expose Fluffy to direct sunlight. 3- Do not feed Fluffy after midnight, even on Wednesday. ⚠️ Follow these rules carefully and you may or may not end up in hell 🤔
Hell!, these are the same rules I follow for my dogs!! Those little monsters know how to be cute when they need to, but please, God don't feed them after 8pm, or it'll smell so bad ull think ur in hell.
I don’t like pet-sitting Fluffy. As a matter of fact I don’t like Fluffy at all.
So basically the pet is a Gremlin?
@@erikwilliam1254 Fluffy just seems to be the victim of radical growth spurts. But if they don’t bother him they don’t bother me. Just so long as someone else is in charge of feeding him.
That was the best story I’ve listened to in a long time! More fluffy please ❤
Almost makes me wish I had a dog like Fluffy...👹⚘️🙋♀️
Counting the minutes
Same
Fo-real
Omfg i heard the first part of this a while back and had no idea there was more to it...thats amazeballz thanks for sharing
New sub here
Welcome aboard!
Great story. I lmbo when I heard the devil's dog was named Fluffy. Thanks for a great story and for the laugh.
Absolutely brilliant can’t wait for the next one
Thank you, loved it!
Making satan sound like a Russian gangster was hilarious
Really liked this one. Keep up the great work
"I didn't have a weapon, so I grabbed a pencil from my desk" ... Straight gangsta
Awesome story !!! Can't wait for more.
Would live to hear more Fluffy stories
This was totally awesome. Good job.
I really enjoyed that, I hope there’s more to come
From Adopting monster baby's the babysitting satan's pet.I hope it never ends
Will obsessively check for another episode of Fluffy and his babysitter! I loved it!😂
This is one of my favorites. I think I've listened to it 3 times and enjoyed it every time. Some stories just never get old I suppose.
The story was great, I'm always looking for more funny podcasts. Really enjoyed this one.!!!
Awwe that was surprisingly adorable I loved it! ❤ 👏👏👏
So so so so great!! Yes i was in the live but had to listen again!!
Im lovin you and your stories!
Hehe Fluffy rocks! And considering Satan does too seems he takes after his owner in more ways than one!
If theres more of this coming the hells yeah.
Thank you Jordan. 👍🏻
Amazingly gentle creepy pasta! 💕
Loved it. Fluffy name remminded me of a xl pit i had as a teen named spot. 😂😂
Love this story awesome
That was awesome
I hope this turns into a series. Love your stories.
Enjoyed this one alot one of my favorites
Whata great story. 👍🏻
Very funny! Thankyou ❤️
I want moreeeeeee! Lol fantastic!!
Another awesome story! !
😂 I really like this one Jordan! You're awesome. (Amy)
Thank you!! 😁
I love this so much! I Fluffy’s the best boy! ❤ Satan’s a pretty good guy, too, and what a great voice, love that he possessed Ozzie Osborn! 😊😂
I loved this story like all the rest
I enjoyed this one quite a bit. I hope the author writes a follow-up story about Fluffy and Johnathon 😊
Finally getting to watch this
I really liked this one. I hope we hear some more about the adventures of fluffy!
I wonder if Fluffy and Cerebus get along or if Satan needs to keep them on opposite ends of Hell. But who’s a good boy ? Fluffy is a good boy ! Is he a good boy ? Oh yes he is oh yes he is…
I am so relieved Satan sounds like he does. In the back of my mind I was anxious he might sound exactly like a black metal singer. With that mellifluous accent of his I can make out all of his hilarious jokes !
No way ! No way in hell (get it ? hehehe). Lemmy Kilmister on bass !!
GREAT NARRATION!!! ❤🎉
Glad you liked it!
I love this story wow thank you brother jordan
Very fun. Thanks for sharing this with us.ore would be great 😃
Fluffy is my new favorite. I need one just like him
Tripped out, thanks again J,G,H,,TELL MAMACADO WILL SAID HELLO FOR ME PLEASE
Thank J,G,H,
I loved this story! ❤️ 🎉😊
2nd time of heard this story.
Just gets better everytime 😁
What a cute dog.
I just recently found this chat on and I’m already becoming a big fan man. Keep spitting out these awesome fucking audiobooks. Really love them.
Awesome thanks...
I’m only one minute in, and I’m already guessing he got a chihuahua 😂
Anyone else willing to stake their name on forcing Grupe to take new studio headshots?!
I’ll definitely lay it all on the line so he can’t hide behind his likeness being obfuscated…
Lol I’m enjoying playing the heal here, JGrupe.
for the next book it will be a must!
Fluffy did a good job.
I thought immediately of my friend Bill. He's a horror actor and I KNOW he'll absolutely LOVE this story!!! I'm definitely gonna share it w/him as soon as I give my own "Fluffy" his daily 3miles. It's one of "the rules!" Same consequences if I fail. 😂
Edit. Ok. The ambiguity of the "actor friend" definitely reads like bullshit so just think "Rob Zombie's posse of frequent fliers." 😜
I just had to listen to this one again. Just as good as the first time 😈
About 10yrs ago now My shitzu-poodle mix got stuck with a pitbull and had 2 huge puppies that nearly killed her(she passed last winter at the ripe old age of 17{human yrs}.) the pups(Bull5hit-Poos)themselves were midget pit bulls and hilarious. Like they weren’t cute at all 😂 one is still alive and was given to my cousin, his name is titan and this story reminded me of him.
Fluffy is awesome! I wonder if fluffy would like warm milk.
Ty it was dark byt funny to loved that
I didnt think id like a
But thumbs up 😊
Please tell me there will be further adventures with Fluffy and his human!
why does Satan sound like Wilmer valdorama after a couple packs of lucky strike unfiltereds?
You arent debt free. You owe the devil now
Awww...good boy!
❤️👋 loved your narration, as usual! So, the voice of Satan was Postmortem33?
yep, that was the author himself!
@JordanGrupe this collaboration made me happy.
Fluffy sounds like either a demon or a furry, or both.
My very favorite 👍
Come on bro even Satan needs some friends. 😁
FLUFFY IS THE BESTEST BOY!!
Do I smell a new series??
need more fluffy stories.
Damn, sh*t that punches holes in the floor! 😩😮
Oh F no he looks terrifying! Is this his normal or angry face??? 😂😂😂
😂😂 a pickaxe, that was good.
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Hell isn't using the metric system. How fitting.
All aboard, hah hah. Yes I think I know who that was.
Yooo!! This story was fun and awesome , More Johnny, Fluffy and Satan stories please. Stop being sooo scared Johnny!!
That's not a Hell Hound more like a Hell Pomeranian 😂🐶
As a former Pom owner yes she could of been.
Pet demon? Its called a kitten.
I love fluffy!!!
Cover pic looks like my little dog when pissed
Good boy
Very nice story super read ❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊C.S.A.BABY
Come on we need more 😢
Ozzy ozzy ozzy
Hell Fire Bastards 🤘
I wish I could have Fluffy!
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