Bae's Aussie Spider Moment Made Suisei Scream...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 เม.ย. 2023
- 【 Houshou Marine / Hoshimachi Suisei / Hakos Baelz / hololive / holoEN 】
Original Stream: すいちゃんとハコ太郎が家にきたよ！【ホロライブ/宝鐘マリン】
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Gotta love the drastic contrast in personality when it comes to “confident cool-beauty Suicopath” vs “bug fearing vegetable-anti Suichan” ww
So as an arthropodologist that likes to grow vegetables, it seems I am perfectly immune to Suiseimancy.
@@eyeballpapercut4400 Don't risk it, after all vegetables can still be sliced with just one axe swing.
@@eyeballpapercut4400 How does one learn of this power?
@@kripdomii.v6680 that's where the Latrodectus traps activate
@@Aryazaky Not from a Tetris master
Bae: "My spiders name is Ken."
Mari-Sui: "Funniest shit I've ever heard."
It's probably one of those situations where they weren't expecting her to have picked a name that happens to be a Japanese name(since it's also an English name).
Damnit I wanted to write the exact same comment. Kudos
Dude this is like one of the few times you hear Suisei's whole hearted laugh
@@thejerg Giving the spider who lives in your house a name that means "fist" is probably extra funny, honestly.
And then she mention "Original Ken"
i love how suisei was panicking when she saw the spider but when bae says it gets rid of cockroaches everyone agreed that ken was in service of the greater good
The greater good
If Ken's a daddy long legs, they also keep redbacks away. Redbacks are one of the two spiders here that can kill you. So they're handy to have around. Had a pair behind my bed for a while til a few weeks ago.
@@prussianpolydactyl836 only two?
@@dinosaurusrex1482 Redbacks and funnel-webs are the only deadly spiders in Australia.
@@prussianpolydactyl836 honestly people make a huge deal of Australian spiders (rightfully so to be fair considering how deadly the funnel spider is and same with the redback even if bites are less common.) but where I live (South-Central US) we have two dangerous spiders of our own. the black widow which is considered even more dangerous then the redback because black widows have equally as powerful venom but actually LIKE to bite and we have the brown recluse who won’t kill you but it’s venom causes necrosis of the flesh around the bite so although you’ll live if you don’t get help you definitely won’t be having fun considering the bite causes necrosis.
Ken is not a given name, but a surname. It's the surname of a line of daddy long-legs that have been entrusted with the protection of that corner of the room.
Kenichi, Kenny, Ken-san, Kenshi, Kengo,.....Kenpachi..
They've been passing down Hokuto Spiderken for 2000 days. A bug like you couldn't master it!
Just imagine, generation after generation entrusted with this sacred position of watching over the ancient godess, who sometimes bestows blessings on the current generation guardian.
ah but secretly they're also a long lineage of trained assassins, fame for being dashing fellows and quick killers. But sadly "original Ken", supposedly how the family became close to the chaos incarnate and founder of the Protector of the Corner clan, was hired by a grey-haired -totallynotvampire- scholar and perished on the assassination attempt of the warden of time. And I think, he's son or grandson wanted revenge, but perished as well, this time she was ready. Though that's just gossip from the back alleys, I do not know the whole truth, but respect is payed where is due o7
@@ForwardSynthesis 😂❤
I just have to say this. This whole offcollab was a gold mine for clippers.
this was an offcollab?
@@aetheriality, yeah. It was from Marine's home.
The way she talks about Ken really makes them seem less scary. Or from my interpretation, she has a street fighter spider named Ken.
Shoryu Ken
Other spiders haven't figured out the fireball into DP combo yet.
Hadou-ken
@@Sobepome
"She took the fucking kids, Ryu."
- Ken
"The cops are onto me, i swear i was framed, trust me Ryu"
Ken is a Long Legs they're cool. It's not so cool when you have Wolf Spiders crawling out from behind your desk/mattress.
1:20 even in a scream her voice is very melodic
i also love how when maririn sees the spider she makes a kusogaki screech while laughing, and suichan lets out the most ladylike scream in seiso history. The comparison is amazing.
1:18 I’d be creeped out when I see a live spider picture myself.
"it has long legs"
Suisei: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Kronii also has long legs.. hmm
@@OhWaker But she is Ourochimaru. Snekleady.
@@H4xooR hmmm.... Snek w/legs
Just like the emotional damage of the young boys Suisei preys upon.
@@OhWaker 90% legs, at that.
Ken is a title for the spider honored to protect Bae. Passed through generations to ensure her safety.
Perfect since Ken means sword
@@teethcoat4274 Can also mean fist depending on how it's written.
The reason Ken disappears once in a while is because it was training its successor
Ken is Mr. Squeaks' pet
Some australian spiders are like the headcrabs from half-life.
Guess we know what breaks the diamond that's Sui's professionally calm demeanor.
we first saw it when kanata baited a bunch of silverfish in minecraft and called suichan over to see her parade lmao
Huntsman spiders are uh....an experience yes. They are pretty harmless though.
@@danielleasewala2225 Before I really knew what Huntsman spiders are, I was deathly afraid of them. But when I've learned that they're pretty much harmless and eats the cockroaches inside the house, I'm pretty much cool with them. I could see one as big as a saucer now, and I won't even feel anything, I might even give it a name like Bob or Dave.
@@Godfredozila We’ve seen how Kronii and Korone react to IRL spiders (ie screaming and or fleeing the scene) part of me wonders what would happen to Suisei if a Ken or cockroach ever made a surprise appearance
Probably destroy the entire apartment building with her axe
@@misot90 But any spider will bite you irritate it and I hate spiders because I am allergic to spider bites. If I get bit, I get a red rash spot that never goes away. Bug bites are evil to me.
Marine is SOOOOO good at keeping each person involved in the conversation it's unreal
fr fr..
So the term Bae uses for cockroaches here is "G", which is a popular contraction of the Japanese word for cockroach, i.e. "gokiburi", for when you want to refer to the thing but don't want to call out its full name. Since Bae describes it as "Dekkai G", that makes it "Big G", which sounds kinda gangsta.
Also RIP Ken o7
when she said "G" i think of the YuGiOh card Maxx C (in japanese: zoshoku-suru-G)
Big G, Biggie's less known* pet-bug. 😂
You know you got a "Big G" when they fly and make lots of noise doing it. 😅😱
@@mgz282 Oh huh. I was confused when I read this comment cuz I was like "G? I thought it was C" but then I realized C was the localization attempt at doing the same thing for Cockroach lmao
Ken isn’t dead. His spirit lives on in whatever spider enters bae’s room next.
I vacuumed my room every week and mob it every 2 week or so, but i can't never bring myself to kill the spiders since they solve my ants and mosquito problem. Now they have lived with me through many generations
Do they pay rent though?
@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Their rent is probably via labor of being pest control unless house lizards eat em up
Honestly same I just let them be and they never bother me
I would love to not mind spiders but they like to bite me if they get on me and I get rashes from bug bites.
They pay their rent by commiting pest control
It's like a Zaku, you never really know which is the original Zaku, but you still call the one you see in front of you a Zaku.
This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
@@nicodalusong149 this is a Zaku, this is a Zaku, and this is also a Z-wait that's a Gundam.
@@DelphinSquared but it has Zaku head!
Not to mention how the Zaku has like a hundred or so variants if you check expanded materials, those Zeon developers were busy.
@@DelphinSquared WHAT? A GUNDAM?!
I still love how they call Bae. Hakotaro. Such a fun nickname that immediately got adopted by all HoloJP.
Fun fact; Australian cellar spiders (daddy long legs) can live for decades so it's possible its the original Ken :)
I thought this too. Totally believable it could be another one(s) who just happened upon the original Ken's dwellings, but spiders can have a pretty long life span if they have a decent supply of food and safety.
That is so dope :D
Uh...I don't know about decades. But they can certainly live for two or three years.
@@seraphinaaizen6278 That's males. Female spiders as a whole live for MUCH longer.
@@DinnerForkTongueMan... males of any species live shorter lives...
"It's not poisonous", Bae in her mind: "It's venomous"
Comet chan: KYAAAAAH
hachama:dinner
Haachama: “It’s cooking time.”
"I'm Kenough." - Australian spider
Ken is a Daddy Long Legs? Thats makes me happy.
I thought it's going to be a huntsmen spider
@@chefskitchen6691 Oh yeah. Daddy long legs are fine. Pretty small, catches small insects and etc. But have you seen the other spiders of australia?! Holy shit. It's like a totally different planet.
@@cordeliacentauri1737 But, but, jumping spiders are cute. The males have lil beards, and they all go boing!
@@cordeliacentauri1737technically not a spider
That sounds like Link from Legend of Zelda. Just like Link is the name of the chosen hero destined to protect Hyrule from any threats, Ken is the name of the chosen spider destined to protect Bae and her room from any other bugs that might invade it.
The reincarnation of a true hero🫡
Funny thing about that. Bae says Daddy Long Legs aren't poisonous.
They are. Just not to us.
Against insects and other arachnids, that poison is extremely deadly.
That's why we let them live. They actually do protect us from other bugs.
You know Bae is real Aussie when she has spider moments, even named them. Guess that explain what happened to Haachama. She ascended to godhood xD
Poor daddy long legs, everyone thought they're spiders. RIP Ori Ken
There's 2 types of daddy long legs. One of them is an actual spider.
bit late to this one, but daddy long legs is also a name for a Cellar Spider, which is what Bae's referring to. I think that might be more of an Australian nickname since Americans typically think of harvestmen with that name. Apparently some places use that name to refer to long legged flies and mosquitoes, so I guess it really depends on the region lol
I love the way Marine screams "KEN!" at 1:54 lmaoo
These three have such great chemistry. It's amazing how an off-collab can really make the interactions shine; there's nothing quite like being in the same room.
Well, I have a number of huntsman spiders at home. They help keep the roach population down. XD
Honestly if dogs are man's best mammal friend, spiders are man's best insect friend
I wish they weren't so utterly terrifying to look at, or so creepy when crawling around, because huntsmen spiders are absolutely the best pest control, but I can't handle having these creatures around either so any spider that enters my sight will have to perish.
@@luka188 i don't understand how human philosophy deal with animal appearance. For me, spider is cool af, but i can't deal with snake or any animal without leg. I know some snakes are harmless, but only thinking of them makes me shiver
@@I_like_modeling_Monsters922 basically, the human brain treats a lot of animals similarly. the safe number of legs is either 2 or 4. the rest are creepy
fish don't count cuz they don't crawl
@@I_like_modeling_Monsters922 It is interesting, as I am not at all scared of snakes (Well, as long as they aren't venomous), even if a big Python or Boa can wreck me, for some reason it doesn't look scary to me, more fascinating.
But spiders I really cannot stand. Though as I got older I don't have a crippling arachnophobia, but whenever I see a spider, even a relatively small one (Like less than half the size of your palm), I still freeze for a moment, and dare not get anywhere near them unless I can stomp them with shoes on..
Even with gloves I shiver all over when picking up a dead spider that I crushed under my shoe...
Phobia's are strange things lol
Clippers having an absolute field day with this collab, loving it
2:30 the sound of shameless, genuine laughter and humor is healing my soul... Hearing 3 streamers genuinely bust up... laughter is the best medicine
When I visited my friend in Australia there was a huge ass Huntsman spider in their house, I mean I'd seen photos and videos of them before and know they're harmless but nothing quite prepares you for seeing one in person. One morning there was one just chilling on the inside of the door to my room and I just thought "Guess I live here now".
Countermeasures against Suicopath... pocket spiders
If this is how she reacted to the daddy long legs....what's her reaction to the bigger guys?? Also RIP Ken, you a real one.
Imagine that one huge huntsman spider.
Sui-chan might faint...
Goliath bird eater
But what if you also told her the huntsmans eat cockroaches?
Or like the ones with the red strip. They're like the Black Widow's cousin.
love that someone translates these, Marine and Suise are so funny when just chatting/bantering (basically ANY Marine + combo works), but 99% of those stream contents are lost because I understand no japanese T_T Marine gives this palpable vibe that everyone chat with ease and laugh easily!
There is nothing funny about them discussing their attraction toward prepubescent boys.
blessed suichan scream
That bug...
He's just Ken
Imagine if Bae showed a picture of a spider web forest, that would be trauma-inducing.
Huntsman eggs hatching in the light fixture. Bathroom ceiling covered with tiny spiders. Had that happen at least twice.
Or the floor covered with baby wolf spiders after the cat found a mother carrying her kids and batted her around the hall.
I like the idea that any spider in that room is "Ken". As in, even if three spiders enter at the same time, they are all "Ken".
Everything's so big in Australia, yet Bae's so smol...
she's big in other areas. so it balances out
@@colex110are you talking about her big heart, right?
She's not small, she's just average Australian size🤣
She is talking about Pholcus phalangioides. This species is a spider, but it looks like another type of arachnid called harvestman which are also called Daddy Long Legs outside of Australia. There is a popular myth that they are very venomous but lack the ability to pierce human skin, this isn't true. They are mildly venomous, and can do but rarely bite humans. In fact it's thought that their venom is just weak in general and isn't even very effective on insects.
No one in Australia really minds them, however the other common species of spiders, aside from jumping spiders, are truly horrifying.
As long as you have enough bug spray nothing is a threat
@@Hugo-ux2rf I prefer a vacuum, with bug spray they drop and then it's all over your floor
Part of the myth of the deadly pholcid venom is that vibrating spiders kill and eat redbacks and other more dangerous spiders. What most people don't understand about that is that the weapon they use to tackle bigger, stronger, deadlier spiders is not their venom but their silk. They wrap them up in it in such a way that the spider with stronger fang-muscles and venom can't use those advantages, and then consume the prey at their leisure.
Bugs are brutal AF.
The whole myth that they have enough venom to kill a human but no means to inject it also seems to have passed over to the UK daddy long legs as well. Here was use the term for something called a Crane Fly that isn’t even remotely a spider or has any venom at all. But the a lot of people are unaware that Daddy Long legs is used for multiple different insects in different countries and rumours about one seem to have spread to the other.
Damn, those laughs are high quality and uplifts the spirit..
now we absolutely need a "Baegemite-esque" show from bae that introduces mystery bugs that you commonly see in Austraila.
It doesnt have to be physically there, videos are fine, too.
depending on the time Bae started keeping tabs on the lad, most likely it wasn't Ken #1 anymore. RIP Ken #1 you were a real one and you were like a father to me.
Ken #7 will be the legendary spider that will gain powers of it's ancestors.
1:50 Marine and Suisei laughed way harder at the name “Ken” than I could have ever imagined.
Thinking about it, though, “ken” (剣) means sword in Japanese, so I imagine they’re thinking Ken is supposed to be a weapon against other bugs.
Ken is a usual Japanese name of boys, they have at least one in a class, so that’s why they laughed so hard.
I thought Ken meant fist, like Shoryuken meaning rising dragon fist or Hadouken meaning energy fist
@paatwo Both pronounced the same way but the kanji is different:
剣 - Sword
拳 - Fist
Regardless of the source of the name, if Bae hadn’t been so overwhelmed by their presence she would have been over the moon at wrenching that amazing laugh out of Marine.
So pro tip: keep a couple of spider photos in your wallet in case the Suicopath comes charging with her axe. 😂
Edit: also, I like this boisterous laugh @ 1:55 , which is by Sui-chan, I think?
Thing is she might still try murdering out of sheer fear rather than reel back
She seems more fight than flight if given the right tool
Take said tool away from her and it miiiiight be a different story
Why not keep a baggie of fake spiders to throw at her?
@@latemanparodius5133 again
She might rather go fight than flight in the fight or flight scenario
@@legendarydigitize2523 So it's berserked Suichopath axing anything that comes into her swinging range.
@@legendarydigitize2523 i mean, she might go after the bugs first and kill them before you. Or if we take how she reacted to silverfish during that one time with Kanata or the frog prank by Miko (both in MC), she might just run away instead.
That's the first time I heard Sui-chan laugh so hard after knowing the spider's name.
Suisei initially: I would love to go to your room!
Bae: Spiders and Roaches!
Suisei: 180 degree N O P E
their spiders are like the size of house cats so rightfully so she freaks out
But it was just a daddy long-legs, so it's still small.
What an Australian conversation to have.
I love how suisei is this cold psychopath till she see's a spider
When I heard long legged spider, I immediately thought Bae had a Huntsman hiding in her room and was terrified.
Suisei going from scared about spiders, to laughing and being fully engaged in the story upon hearing that its name is Ken.
Ken has become a hereditary title, passed from one Daddy Long Legs to the next. They live their lives in service to Chaos.
Ken the fifth from the hidden village down under carrying out his will of webs
The moment she said "it leaves and come back" I thought "Nah, sweet summer child." but she actually knows the truth.
Everbody gangsta, until your precious house spider comes down from the corner of your room and crawls over your bed. 😱
Our house has a wolf spider which is a daddy long legs on roids.
It's the size of a plate and since we've had it in the house, we haven't had any other pests.
Flashback to that time Kanata found a bunch of silverfish in Minecraft and lead them to Suisei, making the poor comet scream her head off.
Good. Child predators deserve that. No boy lovers in holo!
This has a “talking to your mom’s friends” type energy
o7 to the first Ken and to the successors from 2nd to 4th Ken for helping Bae keep her room clean by getting rid of the Big G's
i love how musical suisei's scream is
I'm surprised Bae didnt bring out the biggest nope of them all. The house centipede
Showed this video to my huntsman, she seemed to enjoy it 😂
Spider is the very least thing to worry about when you're in the australia
My old place was full of Daddy Long Legs spiders, and I thought nothing of it, because they were harmless and tiny.
My current place is full of huntsmen, and while they are also (mostly) harmless, they're also huge. One keeps insisting on sitting on my monitors while I'm using it. Not exactly pleasant to bump into while you aren't paying attention.
I feel like a sick saddist to say this
I kinda wanna see suisei suffer with australia's creepy crawlies XD
You monster... I agree!
@@KillerCLbee why are we like this XDDDDD
Its morally wrong but it feels so right XDDDDD
Why
@@legendarydigitize2523 Maybe it's because you want it that way...
Yeah.... When you said "Why" I had to go with the backstreet boys song that Suisei loves to sing so much.
@@MarcSola7 it is still morally wrong in all directions XDDD and i feel guilty XD yet i might find it satisfying too XD
Oh she likes backstreet boys?
Polka will love to join in as well for Suisei's screams
suise when she sees a hunts men spider " oh lord this is where my life ends"
These three are just so much fun to see together lol I hope they do more things like this!
Random fact from a zoologist in training: apparently the term "daddy long legs" doesn't refer to one species and actually varies depending on where you are in the world. It's a colloquial term that refers a small bodied spider with long legs often appears in houses. Sometimes even arthropods will get thrown under the same umbrella that aren't even technically spiders. So "daddy long legs" to an oz would be different than to a Floridian like myself or to a Japanese person like Marine and Suisei.
But they are not venomous like Bae said and Suisei is right that they do help with controlling other insects so it is good to keep them around :) I approve of her habit of letting Ken linger in her house, sasuga Oz
The actual spiders are venomous but not dangerous to humans.
Aren't there two different daddy-long legs? There's the actual spider, called a Cellar Spider, and then the Harvestmen.
For people who don't know what a Harvestman is, it's a small arachnid that's often confused for a spider but is genetically closer to a scorpion.
That's true. There are at least three different species I know of that are called "daddy long legs" depending on where you are in the world. And two of them aren't spiders.
The aussie version of Barbie is very different.
She could not help herself.
He's Kenough
rip OG ken, he might have passes but his spirit lives on
"Stray cats? Nah mate, we got em stray spiders. Kids love keeping them as pets."
-Australians probably
Eternal Ken: A story about a Spider at the corner of a room
As someone who lives in a place with a hot climate (tropical area) I can attest Bae that bugs and other small animals like geckos are really common in our households. In my house there are probably 3 geckos and a pair of wolf spiders living somewhere, all of them with names. Sometimes a dangerous spider would appear though, not inside the house but at our porch or garden (seeing a Brazilian wandering spider coming out of your shoe is pretty scary)
I once had a fucking scorpion coming out of my show, nearly had a heart attack.
Since then, I always check my shoes before putting them on
@@silverrey7379 i found a scorpion one time while cleaning up outside
About the size of a rice grain
It isnt venomous though because the tail and stinger are proportionally small for its size
And then i looked at the claws which are proportionally large and thicc for its size and that is how i knew it wont kill me
Usually
Small tail and big claws=grappler type scorpions
They usually rely on their claws to catch and crush rather than use their stinger
Its the opposite that you have to avoid at all costs
cute sui-chan vs bugs.
From an individual Ken promoted to Ken Species
Love how she named it XD.
We seem to have generations of a spider since I was a little kid in our house. But each one is called Fred Haha.
I also had a Spiderbro in front of my Window he made sure that no flies got in my room the whole summer, I miss him even though I can't stand insects.
Normal people: i dont like spiders. australian: do your work ken i dont like cockroachs.
It truly is Kenough.
Meanwhile, Haachama: *Mmmm food*
1:55 I love that laugh of Suisei, it's quite rare to me
im pretty sure that is bae's laugh, followed by sui's
The title of jen is like jojo it's passed on from one generation to the next with the duty of protecting ever corner of the know room
Ken is not a name of a spider. It's a title for the spider who's doing good service in Bae's room
I had a spooder in my dorm room once, wind carried it in. I gently trapped it in an empty jam jar then released into the wild soon after.
In any other room he'd be a ten, but in Bae's he's just Ken
ken clan, the house of baelz protector
Spiders: Hey guys! There's a place where you can stay for some time for free! All you have to do is just answer when people call you Ken.
Wait till Suisei hears about the house centipede...
Remember that time Suisei was playing Resident Evil 7 and let out the most scared shriek after opening the pot? lol.
I know it's not Spider bro, but im calling it Spider bro now.
this is the collab i didn't know i needed.
According to google daddy long legs live about two years in the wild so it might be the same Ken.
Someone should send Suisei a Bionicle Visorak.
“Mum said it’s my turn to be Ken.” 🕷
Bae has two pairs of ears with that hairstyle.
In Australia you appreciate the spiders doing their jobs
spider so big that they have HP bar LOL
Daddy long legs picture screams
Huntsman spider chilling in bae's vents about to get the snapshot that will kill Suichan
I love Marine's belly cackle