ive said it and imma say it again,our god descended to making sausages after he had to pay his godhood and our universe for that lobster,so you better be gratefull to our lord and saviour,for he sacrificed it all, who is jesus?
@@kamu9127 doubt it, all of these are already made, they just had to pack it. Unless he went at opening then they had to make the entire menu in minutes.
You mean four? I only remember Helix Sleep, Hello Fresh, Manscaped and Misen. Which to be fair really is four more than I would expect. Oh and I guess if you count the one that sent him the grinder - that's five.
@@recitationtohear Oh, you’re a bot and I fell for the link that was not at all similar to what I said. You win this round, you weird computer program you.
@@michaelanderson6394 Hahaha. I almost fell for this one (or a similar one) on a different channel the other day. It was also confusing cause someone else I the comments had asked for a link to something and I almost clicked on it, but just thought about it in time. What does it take you to??
@@maxbracegirdle9990 In this case, just some innocuous video about cooking potato wedges. Nothing offensive, it’s just... completely unrelated to what I said.
This episode had everything. An insane number of sausages that'll undoubtedly crop up again, two cooking methods, even my beloved "that's the _____ water" joke. A masterpiece.
He has so many different catch phrases that he uses consistently, I never got why the "XY water" didn't become one of them. I like it too, always reminds me of "Will it blend?" and their "XY smoke. Don't breathe this!"
This is normally the part where I'd request the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage, but I saw from the post on your Patreon that it was one of the poll options for next Friday's sausage. Which means there's a very high likelihood you've already done it and now it's just the waiting game. Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic. Like Sting I'm tantric. It'll be like Snickers: guaranteed to satisfy.
The fact that hes frozen these sausages and made so many means that there is a solid possibility that one day, one famliy in Chicago are going to be eating Panda Express sausages around the dinner table and that is the kind of family friendly wholesome content i signed up for.
my favourite part is even when people are not being obviously sarcastic about the lobster's cost, nobody ever settles on one number. Just on my screen right now i have 3 values that could be believable, but none of them match
I love the idea of dinner time at the Sausage household: Mrs S : "What's for dinner?" Mr S : "Sausage or ermmm sausage oh and I think there's some sausage in the freezer"
Cant belive this man made a “i ordered everything at panda express and turned it into a” sausage, takes a true physician to decipher how jumbling words like that out of nothing can be done, and you turned it into a sausage. edit: i meant how hes able to grind up letters out of nothing and how it takes an expert to know how one can grind a sentence into sausage-kind
QUIET PEDANT! sometimes we break the mold for the purpose of Progress, much like the casing of a burst sausage. Yes, if the title of this video followed format, it would be “The Entire Panda Express Menu” Sausage. But are you really happy? Truly alive?
@@EJN64 theirs free applebees giftcards under your skin rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out
Mr. Sausage's fortune from the cookie might just the most accurate one I've ever seen. He truly brings joy to all with his sausage -abominations- creations
That fortune was spot on XD Was also watching this at 1am, hungry as heck for Panda Express now, and couldn't help but bust up laughing at "that's the panda water"
I like to imagine that whichever company is the sponsor, they set aside time in a board meeting where all of the members check in if the sponsored a good "will it blow"
You absolute maniac, you are a paragon of basement entertainment. I cannot believe that you have managed to keep these so entertaining for so long. You are a sausage prince among men. I have watched every one and still look forward to each new sausage with delight. Bless you.
I work at KFC in a suberb 40 miles west of Chicago and lick the receipts and customers credit cards before giving them back to them at the drive through. Some cards have a salty taste and sometimes the cards stick to my tongue.
Old Ordinary Sausage: "$40 for a Lobster sausage. I mean, oh my God the things I do for you people." Ordinary Sausage now: "You know, ordering the entire Panda Express menu was only $90. That's not bad. Pretty dang cheap. I mean that doesn't even cost as much as the Guy Fieri nachoes. Nor does it have as many steps."
Your imagination makes me smile to this day Sausage Man. Thank youbfor the years of laughs and smiles. You might think this just helps pay the bills but it really makes us smile. Thanks for the smiles.
I never thought I'd ever see a fusion dish quite like this but I think you struck gold with this one. Kinda like american-chinese boudin sausage.. Would be a serious hit in certain parts of Louisiana. No joke.
Do a Kielbasa and Onions sausage as its my favorite meal of all time and it's super easy to cook. But for this to work as a sausage you gotta add seasoning to the kielbasa because it's pretty bland on its own. See you next time sausage man!
The Mad genius has done it again! Also worth noting, the ad I got after the video was for Hillshire Farms smoked sausages, so....I dunno, make of that what you will.
@0:00 this is the culmination of everything this channel has been working towards... i am so excited for it edit: ive tasted everything at panda over the years and i could imagine a situation where IF their whole menu was compressed into a single bite that i would give them a strong 3, or at least a strong, high 3 (3.7-3.9) the only BAD panda experience ive had was when they run out of walnut shrimp and offer "chicken" as a substitute... its like no thank u id rather have nothing... but i go ahead and order noodles and orange chicken anyway just to spite them...
You've come a long way from eating the wrapper from a Subway sub to removing the fortune from the fortune cookie. Proud of you, Mr. Sausage.
To be fair, he was told to keep the wrapper on the sandwich
@@lordtopsy5666 TO BE FAIIIIRRRRRRRRR
now I want a fortune cookie wrapper sausage
the wrapper is better than any "food" subway can provide
@@nicholassyme9342 tooo beeee faaaiiiirrrr
You know you're acting in direct defiance of God when you order everything off the menu and they still give you $2 change.
wth where did you go? I missed you videos.
Hi Sorrow Television
Heyyyy good to see the Sorrow man. Hope you’re doing well
long time no see
Sorrow...my old friend. I hope you're doing well.
Incredible that at $98, this still was less expensive than the lobster sausage, which he had to refinance his home to buy
He had to take a loan from Mr beast for that sausage
@@toastdtech3597 he caused the recession from the cost alone
I think you'll find the lobster sausage is the reason he had to move.
@@BiggestBigBoy he had to steal the moon to pay for the lobster sausage
ive said it and imma say it again,our god descended to making sausages after he had to pay his godhood and our universe for that lobster,so you better be gratefull to our lord and saviour,for he sacrificed it all,
who is jesus?
"That's the panda water" was such a shockingly upsetting phrase that it made me laugh
This is more economical than Guy Fieri's eleven step nachos.
And fewer steps, I hear the nachos were like 80 steps.
@@Sugarman96 140*
Kinda like the $500 lobster tails
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger only 500? I thought it was about $950
@@dippyfresh1116 still in shock at the $10,000 he spent on lobster
definitely not as bad as the 7000 steps it took to get him to Guy Hrothgar's nachos
I like to think the Panda employees saw this order, heard your voice and just knew a sausage was coming.
Hark! I hear the voice! It is the voice which heralds the coming of sausage.
[coworkers fall into a respectful hush and begin to prepare]
The employee saw this order and inmediately wanted to quit.
@@kamu9127 doubt it, all of these are already made, they just had to pack it.
Unless he went at opening then they had to make the entire menu in minutes.
@@lasarousithat's still a lot of packing lmao
It’s incredible how many companies see these videos and just go: “yeah let’s sponsor this guy”
You mean four? I only remember Helix Sleep, Hello Fresh, Manscaped and Misen. Which to be fair really is four more than I would expect. Oh and I guess if you count the one that sent him the grinder - that's five.
I know I would if I had a company
@pleaserespond3984 but they sponsor them like a LOT (especially helix sleep)
@@pleaserespond3984you are missing quite a few
@@pleaserespond3984 Honestly surprised Hello Fresh is his only food-related sponsor, you'd figure he'd get more.
Finally, a food item that lets me eat a tiny bit of everything all at once, thank you Father Sausage
Surely that would be an everything bagel
Pray to the sausage lord you peasant
@@victormunroe2418 everything bagels have surprisingly few things on them! disappointing tbh
This is truly what the veterans fought for. A free world for sausages everywhere.
he sounds like peter Griffin
@@maven9323more like armstrong
Do you mean the veterans who committed genocide in Vietnam? Or the veterans who committed genocide in Iraq and Afghanistan?
@@radiofreeacab genocide means whatever we want nowadays, huh?
Oh that fortune could not be more true! Thank you, Mr. Sausage for using your imagination to bring us joy on a regular basis!
@@recitationtohear Oh, you’re a bot and I fell for the link that was not at all similar to what I said. You win this round, you weird computer program you.
@@michaelanderson6394 Hahaha. I almost fell for this one (or a similar one) on a different channel the other day. It was also confusing cause someone else I the comments had asked for a link to something and I almost clicked on it, but just thought about it in time. What does it take you to??
@@maxbracegirdle9990 In this case, just some innocuous video about cooking potato wedges. Nothing offensive, it’s just... completely unrelated to what I said.
@@michaelanderson6394 it’s a common thing in his comment section he’s not a bot he’s just in on the joke
@@recitationtohear hmm they seem to be getting smarter this actually kind of fits.
Why haven’t I been getting sausage notifications when I have the bell icon turned on? This is truly a sausage conspiracy
Thanks for remembering
Not a problem for me
Just set an alarm like I do for Tuesdays and Fridays at 12:15 eastern
same? damn i gotta be on this
This episode had everything. An insane number of sausages that'll undoubtedly crop up again, two cooking methods, even my beloved "that's the _____ water" joke. A masterpiece.
I wasn't ready for the panda water
He has so many different catch phrases that he uses consistently, I never got why the "XY water" didn't become one of them. I like it too, always reminds me of "Will it blend?" and their "XY smoke. Don't breathe this!"
I've got to say, I don't think I've ever watched a channel as consistently as this one in over a decade of TH-cam.
There's something about Sausage
yes as sausage connoisseurs we simply have to keep up on the most recent research and inventions
Ditto
I like how theyre short, so it not hard to decide to just watch the new episode real quick
That’s Mr. Sausage for you, young man
$98 for this, somehow, sounds like a better purchase than the Guy Fierri Trashcan Nachos.
This is turning into absolute madness. Not that it already hadn't like 50 episodes ago
He’s reached a whole new level of insanity
i love that if mr sausage ever lost a limb in an accident he would 100% ask the hospital to take it home so he can make a sausage from it
This is normally the part where I'd request the One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage, but I saw from the post on your Patreon that it was one of the poll options for next Friday's sausage. Which means there's a very high likelihood you've already done it and now it's just the waiting game. Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic. Like Sting I'm tantric. It'll be like Snickers: guaranteed to satisfy.
Good luck!
The One Week sausage has already embedded into our hearts and into the lore of the channel. Your time will come Aquatic one, and I hope its soon 🤞
@@RickStormT I've said it before and I'll say it again: perhaps the real One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage is the friends we made along the way.
If we got the Aunt Myrna's party cheese sausage, I believe in the One Week sausage.
Congrats on getting the One Week sausage, it's been a long time coming
The fact that hes frozen these sausages and made so many means that there is a solid possibility that one day, one famliy in Chicago are going to be eating Panda Express sausages around the dinner table and that is the kind of family friendly wholesome content i signed up for.
It's incredible that this man can turn literally anything into a sausage.
thus is the ability of his stand, Sausage Ruffalo
He couldn't do dog food
Or in this case - everything.
Into sausage? I always look forward to the new types of water he makes every episode.
I never sausage a display of wild abandon.
One of the only channels I don't skip through ads
thanks pal
OS Now: "That wasn't that expensive, about $98"
OS back then: "$62 FOR LOBSTER-"
my favourite part is even when people are not being obviously sarcastic about the lobster's cost, nobody ever settles on one number. Just on my screen right now i have 3 values that could be believable, but none of them match
@@lred1383i cant believe mr sausage spent √-1 dollars on lobster tail
I love the idea of dinner time at the Sausage household:
Mrs S : "What's for dinner?"
Mr S : "Sausage or ermmm sausage oh and I think there's some sausage in the freezer"
They probably eat lots of good stuff. Along with sausages
Maybe some home made kraut with red and white cabbage
Cant belive this man made a “i ordered everything at panda express and turned it into a” sausage, takes a true physician to decipher how jumbling words like that out of nothing can be done, and you turned it into a sausage.
edit: i meant how hes able to grind up letters out of nothing and how it takes an expert to know how one can grind a sentence into sausage-kind
Technically it's not everything. There's no Eggplant Tofu, but I've never seen it at my Panda
QUIET PEDANT! sometimes we break the mold for the purpose of Progress, much like the casing of a burst sausage. Yes, if the title of this video followed format, it would be “The Entire Panda Express Menu” Sausage. But are you really happy? Truly alive?
@@EJN64 theirs free applebees giftcards under your skin rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out rip them out
98 bucks, and this is the sausage he doesnt rant on 🤨
I mean he got 6 lbs of food. Its not like the lobster sausage where he spent nearly $7,000 for less than a lb of lobster
@@Andrew..J Wasn't it more than $25,000?
That big bowl with everything in it is how my ex-uncle used to eat chinese food, except he also put in the ribs and soup.
I still have nightmares.
The fortune cookie was quite accurate, watching your video documentations of sausage shenanigans always brings me joy.
“That’s the panda water” - Ordinary Sausage, 2022
You know, with the rice, this sausage was technically an incredibly cursed boudin.
THAT'S MY MARK BOXALLO ART! I DID IT! I'M FAMOUS!
I'm proud of you
I'm not proud of you
the people over at panda express must really love you
Mr. Sausage's fortune from the cookie might just the most accurate one I've ever seen. He truly brings joy to all with his sausage -abominations- creations
Was honestly expecting a 3/5 with how he was talking about it. Surprisingly generous with the 4
It's been a while since he called out the water.
Panda water is appreciated
I missed it ^_^
That fortune was spot on XD
Was also watching this at 1am, hungry as heck for Panda Express now, and couldn't help but bust up laughing at "that's the panda water"
Literally me right now at one thirty AM craving panda. Why do I feel like this mixture would taste good in an egg roll wrapper??
"👆 That's the panda water"
I like to imagine that whichever company is the sponsor, they set aside time in a board meeting where all of the members check in if the sponsored a good "will it blow"
You absolute maniac, you are a paragon of basement entertainment. I cannot believe that you have managed to keep these so entertaining for so long. You are a sausage prince among men. I have watched every one and still look forward to each new sausage with delight. Bless you.
That fortune cookie couldnt have been more perfect.
Also, does anyone else have the sudden urge to watch the Cunningham Muffins video? 🤣🤣
Every part of this was more appetizing than the last episode. Even the mattress looked tastier than that salad.
It has been so long since he said the ''that's the X water'', my day has been made.
Same
Ever since I discovered this channel I've faithfully watched every upload and I am never disappointed
i can only imagine the spectacle of him ordering everything they serve at panda lol
Surprise your family by stuffing the thanksgiving turkey with this amalgamation of flavours
It looked like it would make great stuffing
Actually glad this popped up in my suggestions. Good watch
I can't believe he says that 98$ isn't that much. We've come a long way since that 28$ Lobster
It was 28 billion.
"thats the panda water" horrific sentence mr sausage
I work at KFC in a suberb 40 miles west of Chicago and lick the receipts and customers credit cards before giving them back to them at the drive through. Some cards have a salty taste and sometimes the cards stick to my tongue.
No but seriously, your imagination really does bring joy to others. Fortune cookie nailed it.
I love how the fortune cookie was actually accurate
3:10 I literally got jumpscared by seeing more sausages than I’ve ever seen in a single place before
Given how many sausages there were, I was hoping we'd see a variety of preparations for comparison. Baking, boiling, pan-frying, smoking, etc.
"Your imagination brings great joy to those around you." is honestly the best fortune this guy could've pulled.
You should do one for taco bell couldn't be too bad since they use the same 6 ingredients for everything lol
2:38 I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching your videos 🤣🤣🤣
Old Ordinary Sausage: "$40 for a Lobster sausage. I mean, oh my God the things I do for you people."
Ordinary Sausage now: "You know, ordering the entire Panda Express menu was only $90. That's not bad. Pretty dang cheap. I mean that doesn't even cost as much as the Guy Fieri nachoes. Nor does it have as many steps."
i love your energy!!! i really needed a good pick me up after a bad day at work. thank you for being amazing and keep making sausages!!
Hi funny Sausage man
To avoid busting maybe put a little bit less stuffing in on it? Since the skin is stretching like foreskin maybe with little less stuffing could help?
This sausage was almost as expensive as the lobster sausage
Holy Moly that Fortune Cookie message was spot on
One Week by Barenaked Ladies Sausage
Oh my god he hearted it….
@@dippyfresh1116 We did it
Your imagination makes me smile to this day Sausage Man. Thank youbfor the years of laughs and smiles.
You might think this just helps pay the bills but it really makes us smile. Thanks for the smiles.
The mad man actually done it… he cannot be stopped.
2:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wth
I would joke about this being a affront to chinese food, but panda express is already a affront to good authentic chinese food 🤣
The platitude on the fortune cookie is disturbingly accurate, if "great joy" means "simultaneous disgust and delight three days a week."
The limit just does not exist... every new video it's a dream come true, thanks Mr. Sausage👍
Ah yes
One step closer to actual Panda sausage
"That's the Panda Water" almost took me out. I laughed so hard I got light-headed
I think if you ordered gasoline from a gas station and turned that into a sausage it would be a 5/5
I never thought I'd ever see a fusion dish quite like this but I think you struck gold with this one. Kinda like american-chinese boudin sausage.. Would be a serious hit in certain parts of Louisiana. No joke.
Do a Kielbasa and Onions sausage as its my favorite meal of all time and it's super easy to cook. But for this to work as a sausage you gotta add seasoning to the kielbasa because it's pretty bland on its own. See you next time sausage man!
Dont forget to put a LOT of butter so you can use it as a sort of oniony meaty dressing, it's suprisingly good!
I like the dumpling idea. If you still have any of that I'd watch a dumpling video
Cultural melting pot
"thats the ____ water" has returned lets go
this is bringing me back to my college days aaaaa i LIVED for panda express back then
The Mad genius has done it again!
Also worth noting, the ad I got after the video was for Hillshire Farms smoked sausages, so....I dunno, make of that what you will.
Please do more ideas like this.
I was enchanted and beguiled start to finish.
They stopped carrying the beyond orange chicken
“That’s the panda water.”
Biology class with Mr.Sausage
"that's the panda water" mr sausage you are a delight please never change
I watched an ad that I hated about a product I can't order just because of you, Mr. Sausage.
I paused at the fortune cookie and laughed so long I feel like that moment brought us all closer together ❤️😭
@0:00 this is the culmination of everything this channel has been working towards... i am so excited for it
edit: ive tasted everything at panda over the years and i could imagine a situation where IF their whole menu was compressed into a single bite that i would give them a strong 3, or at least a strong, high 3 (3.7-3.9)
the only BAD panda experience ive had was when they run out of walnut shrimp and offer "chicken" as a substitute... its like no thank u id rather have nothing... but i go ahead and order noodles and orange chicken anyway just to spite them...
i saw this just as i was sitting down with my Pandas lunch. it felt appropriate to applaud as my own choices showed up onscreen
2:38 FINALLY, I'VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 50 EPISODES TO HEAR THIS JOKE AGAIN
Perfect fortune cookie message 😆
Nice save haha i snapped my gaze over at the screen when i saw you almost spill it all hahaha
Getting back to roots, and on my birthday. Couldn’t be happier
"There's also a lot of historical sites!"-Mrs. Sausage, probably
Your imagination really does bring us great joy
This is so stupidly entertaining, I lovet it.
your creativity brings joy to those around you. thanks panda express, my thoughts exactly.
The fortune being so real made me v happy for some reason
THE FORTUNE IN THE COOKIE AHAHAHAHAHAH
I havent burst out laughing like that in a long time
1:18 I would just eat that whole pot by itself
"We're dancing with the devil on this one"
My mind immediately: "Are you ready?~"
Back to back bangers
Wow ! You're really doing 2 different cooking methods for one batch of sausages, I hope it sticks ! This way we get more successful results hopefully
5:45 called it 🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t know Peter griffin was into sausage making