Ranking Fast Food French Fries | Bless Your Rank
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มิ.ย. 2024
- Once again, Matt risks his health to determine the best Fast Food French Fries. The fries featured are from Five Guys, McDonalds, Arbys, Chick-Fil-A, Rally's/Checkers, Wendys, and Popeyes. No sauces: just the fries, ma'am.
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McDonald's fries have to be hot and fresh or no deal.
McD fries... Great 1/4 of the time.
mongolordofdarkness then u have no fries
If they're the same in germany they're pretty average.
Yes, there's nothing better than a hot McDonald's fry; there's nothing worse than a cold one.
@@racheldavin7763 The turbo overdrive of Mcdonald's fries is Church's fries.
They taste AMAZING out of the fryer but are worse than awful limp messes if allowed to cool
Also i wasn't irrationally angry about anything in this video until he said wendy's fries were bad. they are literally the best possible evolution of McDonalds fries.
They taste good hot AND when allowed to cool for a bit, they can be served with chili AND frosties, and they have seasalt.
The worst fries in the fast food business are quite objectively Burger King's because they aren't even that great fresh.
“I’m sorry people from Idaho. Yes, I’m talking to both of you” HAHA
@@nessad01 hey i'm the other idaho
I am an Idahoan that makes three
Lol, I always get so excited when someone mentions Idaho in a video!
@@blakeengum1482 Me too! everyone forgets us lol
The best yup idaho
I remember the first time I went to Five Guys. I ordered a large fries and my co-workers looked at me like I was insane. I was "What? I like fries." Then they handed me a grocery bag full of french fries.
😂😂😂
Literally I can order fries and it will be my whole meal
Rallies / checkers fries are the best. Anyone who thinks otherwise probably also likes candy corn.
Fries are literally the only thing in Five Guys menu that's actually worth the price.
@@runpullfourskinz6796facts
What's great is the "bonus" fry. When you order regular fries and a huge curlie fry is accidentally in there.
Or at sonic when a fry ends up in your tater tots randomly
It"s actually not on accident. They put 1 curly fry in every batch of regular fries to help you get addicted.
or you find a couple of biggies at the bottom of your bag hiding like a little mysterious treat!
“Cajun Flintstone vitamins”
You have my attention
ajohndoe17 lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
My kind of steroids
Thinking about how hard I would
The Checkers being mysteriously closed was the most Checkers thing ever.
The one by me they've forgotten to unlock the door when they've open at 10am
It’s called rally’s now
The Checkers down the road from Augusta Med Center....
I have attempted to go to checkers exactly one time and it was closed. I didn't realise this was a thing but I'm now going to tell everyone I was with (none of us had been.)
@@Muddyres their called both in diffrent place
Grand aunt Betty used to make us home fries out of her cast iron skillet every saturday in the summer. That skillet was perfectly seasoned and no fries ever tasted that good. Of course, being a kid I never knew how good I had it. Nothing could ever top that perfect taste.
My Mama and her sister, also my great aunt Betty, made the BEST fried potatoes/homefries I've ever tasted in my life. I once drove 6 hours to Logan, WV for those homefries. Mama tried to teach me how she made them many times, but that was before I'd perfected the eyeball measurements of "this much."
As a 5 guys employee, I can attest that we hand cut our potatoes for our fries every day
Nice‼️ back in the day Micky D's sliced their taters, hub was a manager back in the day.
@@dawnreneegmail
And they didn't take the skins off. McDonald's have to hot and fresh out of the fryer.
“How are McDonald’s French fires made? Similar to the way cocaine is made” ...
Fires
Potatoes....
A French man play with matches
F R E N C H F I R E . . .
Shot out of a cannon with antifreeze in the mixture.
Them crispies at the bottom of McDonalds fries is my favorite little treat.
Yessssssss
Mine too!! 😋
Gross I hated the fries they are seriously disgusting considering mcdonalds don't clean the fryers so your basically having shit from there lmao
Before you say not true I worked at one for a year so I know what im talking about its at every mcdonalds 😂 they are lazy
So crunchy and delicious
I vote a bless your rank on “house” sauces- like CFA sauce, Zax Sauce, Wendy’s Sawesome sauce, Bo sauce, etc!
The best "sauce" in the world is Cajun Tartar Sauce! You can get it in North Louisiana at Eddie's Restaurant, Brother's/Orlando's Restaurant, Brookshire's Supermarket or Kroger's Supermarket (all in Shreveport, LA!)
That truly was the most Rally's thing ever... they have such good fries, too... when they.... have fries. Or employees.
"Cajun Flintstone vitamins"
"Does Carl Jr. have outstanding warrants?."
"I need your prayers right now, because I'm eating a lot of French fries."
🤣😂 Matt is that one friend I never knew I needed. He's hilarious and I could listen to that accent all day lol
What accent?
@@stevenroetzel4470 His Southern accent...
🤣
@@themajesticwierdo2193 lol His accent is northern compared to a lot of other southern people
@@pigskin1287 it always cracks me up when people act like there's one main southern accent. I'm from South Louisiana and I don't sound like any of these people. But yeah I think it's a super big stretch to say he sounds Northern in comparison 😄
McD’s fries are only edible when well done, golden brown, and still hot.
Back in the 90's they used to be fantastic. McD's is still coasting from how great their fries used to be. They were so good people would fight over them. Now I won't even bother ordering them. They taste boiled.
That's that stupid "heart healthy" canola oil for you. It's the worst. They used to fry everything up in Crisco and it was insanely good. Those days are over.
I won't even eat McD fries if someone gives them away for free.
True, if they cool off they’re nasty.
Isnt that true of most frys, arbys is like the only fry i will eat as is cold, tho i guess burgerking frys are ok lukewarmish as a burger toping ^^
Alright as an Arby's employee I'm disappointed that there weren't more curly fries in there. 🤣
Please don't ever stop doing these Matt, they make my day 😂😂
I don’t eat fries one at a time. Grab a handful and shove em’ in my fry hole. That’s why Chick-fil-A fries are perfect. Eating one waffle fry is nearly the same as eating a handful of other fries.
Andr3wHi11 very good point, they do lack flavor
Lol 😂 I’m dead
Agreed
good point.
Also the waffle structure is perfect for inserting into a sandwich
"Sprinkled with sea salt by Jesus himself from the sea of galilee" -matt 2019 when he said this I laughed so hard 🤣8:11
Jessica Roberson galilee is freshwater tho
@@matthewshaffer2119 who cares
@@theycallhimthebandit I care. :)
I think that's a dig at the founder's religious beliefs,. I.e. the gay thing. Guess this fellow is of that persuasion.
😂😂😂😂😂
So happy to see the arbys curly fries on the line up!’ So addictive!!!❤️
This guy's personality just grows on me more and more with each video.
Also, while Mcdonalds fries are always on their A-game in terms of taste, the texture is always a hit or miss- they can be perfectly crispy, but they can just as often be a soft puddle of salted potato.
Edit: nawwww. Popeye's cajun fries go hard, the flavor is so good.
Exactly. I love Popeyes fries. As a Louisianan, I'm kind of offended lmao. Still love this channel though
Rank southern pies like pecan, lemon meringue, buttermilk pies, apple or blueberry pie etc. This was such a good video! This is my favorite series!
What?? Key lime pie is southern!!
You're missing sweet potato pie
Don’t forget Chess Pie!
Chicken pot pie
@@robertpetrie6847 If you get away with chicken pot pie, I say Moon Pie.
I would love to see him do these tests without knowing the brands. I feel like his results would be the same but it would be fun to see him try to guess
Watch the pizza one if you havent already! He does that at the end! 😆
good mythical morning enters the chat......
Blind taste test.
I think it would be better to eliminate the bias towards certain brands.
Also good so there is no bias
“Hmm I wonder where this waffle shaped fry is from”
i guess i'm a freak of nature because i love wendy's and popeye's fries lol
Popeyes fresh smash any fry out there...it’s not close
I love Wendy’s fries!
Wendy’s used to have good fries. Those newer skin on things are pretty nasty.
Wendy's would be my #1 spot. With McDonald's thrown off the table. Just ate a large fry from Wendy's tonight. But it's also sooo good in a frosty. But I am an Ohioan. Loo
@@davidwoolbright3675 Exactly 💯
As one of the "two Idahoans" (So far, you got 4!!) I forgive you. Glad you enjoy our Spuds! 🥔
Matt in the Fried Chicken episode: gets excited about the little popeyes box
Also Matt but in this episode: gets mad because the fries are in the little popeyes box
Matt is a mood
Yeah but the little popeyes box is for chicken, not french fries, haha
I made your likes 97 from 96. I feel acomplished lol. Also Lolololololololololol.
Liyana it’s because ordering just fries they should be in the cups for the cupholder but if it’s the whole meal then box is fine
Fries in a box is asking for steam to ruin the crispiness
This is the most educational show I watch on TH-cam. Insta-like.
I certainly agree with you. I'm ready for the quiz. I hope we get to eat fries and guess where they are from, he he he
You are so southernly funny. I love the food videos.
I like how he forgot about BK and KFC fries lol, Keep up the great work Matt!
Bk and kfc fries might be the saddest things on earth
KFC fries are surprisingly good.
Absolutely died laughing when he apologized to "both" of the idaho fans 😂😂
As an Idaho fan who lives in Boise, I had to laugh 😅
Jesus Saves Love God✝️
@@miniature_marie1534 Jesus Saves Love God✝️
As the other Idaho fan i also laughed
What are the odds that both Idaho fans find the same comment?
“Cajun Flintstone’s vitamins”had me dead!! Matt is so funny!! 😂😂
I think Popeyes uses the box for the fries because it’s much easier to pick up your order when it’s boxes of chicken, biscuits, onion rings, etc.
I’ve even had the smaller sides in cups packed into a box.
The bag is organized like Tetris. No mismatched containers. Nothing spills.
You are so right about Wendy's fries. That is one of those places you absolutely must sub out for a baked potato, chili (my favorite), or something else.
😂😂😂 "JUST THE FRIES MA'Am... I have a tattoo that says that"...
We're kin 😂😂😂
I don’t sauce my fries. If they aren’t good enough without sauce they don’t deserve to be eaten.
I only eat chick-fil-a fries with sauce and that's ranch
You must be from the north XD
The mid west knows ranch is essential. However, some fries just don't need sauce.
Amen brother!
Yeah
My kids love Arby's fries . . . and so do I. So excellent review.
You're funny Matt guy.. You're quickly becoming among my favorite non video game related channels!
The Chick Fil A fries are such a missed opportunity. They could've done cajun fries and it would've been amazing because the waffle fries have more surface area than any other fry which means you could get more seasoning in each bite.
Ok Bill Nye the science guy
@@LeskoBrandon2x I remember when Bill Nye talked about how good waffle fries could be and then his ex wife waited a year to tell him he sucked.
Nah most of the people that eat at chik fil a are weak babies that can't handle spicy food
@punani_slayer420 sure and they don’t have a spicy sandwhich and spicy sauce on they menu… some people run there mouth and are so ignorant.
They should just steel the KFC original recipe fry formula for their waffle fries.
Chick-Fil-A has a dedicated fryer, so those of us with food allergies rank their fries #1.
“I’m sorry people from Idaho. Yes, I’m talking to both of you” HAHA
Five guys are gluten free as well :)
Chick-Fil-A is a tasty restaurant all around. I hate what they support though
:(
Their fries are bland af and not good to me
@@ytreece Great service, fast drive-thrus, and paying for employees’ educations?
4:14 is literally the best part of the fry. I live for crunchy, overdone fries, I want my fries to be practically potato chips.
Edit: wait a second, wait a chicken pickin' moment....where is Hardee's???
Can honestly say I’ve never had Popeye’s fries. I love your matter of fact obvious humor Matt! Agree with this consensus completely
Today's the first time I can remember having Popeye's fries. I'm sure that isn't the first time, but I blocked out any other memory of having them. And I just happen to remember going to Popeye's today. Ask me tomorrow, and I might have a different answer.
Your better off
BONUS: I worked for Arctic Circle Drive-in in the 70s. That means we made the fry sauce. Recipe: one part catsup, a half a part mustard, to about four parts Mayo. It should be a pale orange-ish pink. Add a dusting (very light) of paprika, chili powder and garlic powder You're welcome.
ConstantCompanion was this in Utah?
@@andrewstott8417 Nope. Central Oregon. They were much more of a chain back then. We had them all over out here. Now? There might be one in Salem. But that's it. I would give my eyeteeth for their taco meat recipe.
Fry sauce, ew give me any other sauce.
@@hannahturpin8381 I left the recipe for people who have an affinity for it. You can have yours plain.
Thank you!!!
Thank you for recognizing us - Rod and Gail McIntosh... your two fans from Star Idaho..next to Boise. ..I can see potatoes growing from my back yard. Boise Fry Restaurant ONLY sells fries...with hamburgers on the side. Great job....
Thank You for you commitment to the South. We're crazy.
🤣😭🤣
Yes boise fry co is amazing, purple fries
I was rolling when they got to Five Guys and slapped down a greasy paper bag! And then pulled a cup out, and dumped a bunch of extra fries outta the bag. They are definitely the most natural and potatoey. Not so good if you have a peanut allergy. Stay away! Cooked in peanut oil, fresh peanuts in the shell while you wait.
Arby's curly fries are always awesome. I am surprised he didn't mention their coating. They have some sort of batter or spice on them that's like crack.
McDonald's are pretty good. The key with them is consistency. You rarely get God awful fries there. They are rarely super soggy or overcooked.
They used to put way too much salt on them, but they have backed that off. In fact, they might not put enough on them these days!
Chick-fil-A are meh. They have kind of a weird aftertaste. But the novel waffle shape is kinda cool and good for dipping. Wendy's is better than they used to be, but they still suck.
My wife worked at a Wendy's back in the late 90's. She said that the fries came in bags that didn't match the size of the fry cooker (she said you should use about 2/3 of the bag per cooker). But since it's easier to dump the whole bag into the cooker that's what the workers would do, which resulted in fries being underdone. The new ones are better but I agree they aren't the best.
I go to sonic and get tots I admit it Arby’s is too far away or I might go over there to get curly fries but it’s too far away I do have a local restaurant that makes this fabulous Parmesan fries and they have a drive up window so I consider them fast food all the other food is next tier
@@marionpeebles3836 I usually get the chili cheese tots when I go to Sonic.
Your lists are awesome but it’s rare when I agree 100%. On this one I do. 👍🏼
The mere idea of Cajun Flinstones Vitamins existing made me crack up
I feel truly blessed to have grown up in the 80s when fries were still cooked in lard, not vegetable oil. They were glorious. Crispy on the outside and fluffy inside.
You are a true Southerner, if not by birth, by grace, bless your heart!
Fries in beef tallow 😍
You know what's even better for cooking fries? goose grease. You can buy it in mysterious jars in the back and/or clearance section of Chinese supermarkets, but not like the normal Chinese supermarkets, you need to go to the ones that are above a seedy bar with an elevator that makes you feel like you might either die or end up in narnia.
I also mourn the abolished beef tallow at McDonald's. When I worked there, grabbing some hot fries and throwing them into a paper bag was the best snack ever. Thankfully, our owner knew and acknowledged that 14 year olds needed more calories than adults lol, he'd let us eat anything within reason!
Julia Child scolded MacDonald’s for switching to peanut oil
You are hilarious- just love you!
“What would Jesus do?” He would put Chick-fil-A first!! Lol
I literally work at a Five Guys and most of the time work on fries😂😂
keep up the good work!😂😂😂
Five guy fry guy
I remember going to the original five guys, before they got popular.
It's half of their thing lol
Litterally?? 😂 😜 Sorry couldn't help it
I love how Burger King just isn’t an option lol
I love a whopper, but By mcds side by side, I get a whopper and mcds fries.
tgone23 ooh nice
Never an option for me burger king just doesn't exist to me
Burger King used to be my favorite, but they changed things and now they're trash.
Im weird because I love burger king fries specifically after you salt them. They're criminally under salted but they're thicc af and when salted taste great.
I think that Bojangles fries should have been on the list, they’re also cajun and their seasoning is on point
Matt rocks! The best to make these rankings.
“Sprinkled with sea salt by Jesus himself”😂
from the sea of galilee
Matt is my favorite southern spirit animal lol
You should rank well known fast food combinations. Like Wendy’s fries with frosted
As a native Marylander it brings a tear to my eye that a true Southerner would pick a Maryland based french fry as his favorite. Long Live Five Guys
Cajun Flintstone Vitamins 😂😂
I think Bojangles fries are my favorite without sauce, those should have been included.
12coder I couldn’t agree more! They beat the pants off the competition!
I think that has to do with that seasoning that they sell solo lol. Love them fries
Bojangles is just too shitty to even be on anymore lists lmao
To regional, they aren't all over the south.
WTF! Those are by far the absolute worst fries I've ever had in my entire life.
I would say you should add Zaxbys to this competition. Their fries are great. Ordinary crinkle cut fries but that seasoning they put on them. Amazing.
Agreed, crinkle is my fav style, so def should have been a contender
McD: back in '69, McD fries started as bags of potatoes, washed, peeled, sliced, blanched, dried and fried with customers watching.
Today, I keep getting limp pale white fries and I have to order crispy fries.
Arby's fries are very good. Everything at 5 Guys is good to great.
“Cajun Atlanta traffic” I felt that
Five Guys fries are so good. Arby's fries are good too. And I agree, anything Cajun is delicious
Avery The Cuban sorry five guys suck.
It's hit or miss there, I've gotten near burnt fries, super greasy and perfect ones. So generally I've given up on them. At least at Micky D's it's consistent.
I’m on the fence on Five Guys. Sometimes there are some good fries in that bag somewhere, but in general they’re too soft and greasy for me.
Their Cajun fries smell like ramen 🍜
This guy is hilarious! I love these videos, thank you! 😂🤣
I really like curly fries. The seasoning on them is really good.
yea buddy, hit the five guys fries with the malt vinegar and ketchup and boom
hits most of your senses
Dan O'Donnell and pepper 👌
“if you don’t like spicy things don’t order them and also just get away from me “ 😂
Jack's & Milo's have the best fries. Rally's was in my top 3...until they closed & deserted me. National French Fry Day & my birthday are both July 13th and I celebrate both... with fries. 🍟
This was amazing.
Cajun ATL traffic. I’m DYING. 😂😂😂
" I want to be as generous with my life and my time as Five Guys are with their fries" ...Love it!!!!
"best compliment - 'I thought they would be worse'" lmao
I'm eating Popeyes fries right now, how dare you Matt. Haha great video anyway
Hey! We're three Idaho fans who spent all afternoon binge watching your So True Y'all videos. We live out where the potatoes are grown.
Milkshake + French fries = 💣
So true
I would say a blind taste test would be a good one to do on fries, all fries taste like crap when they are cold but 5 Guys warmed up taste the best the others get rubbery. Thanks for sharing!
This was great! I had no idea how the fries would rank but I know 5 Guys fries are sooooo good! Wendy's fries are good if you are way too hungry, which is usually the case, when I drive by to get 4 for 4 ! ( A couple of Calif restaurants have killer fries - not fast food, though. Cup and Saucer, in San Jose and Blue Rock Cafe have the best.) 🤗
you need to do a bless your rank for chicken nuggets by themselves
Why you gotta make me crave chic fil a on a Sunday 😭
Ryan Metevier good rhyme
I KNOW
Nattili conner I know more
This is so on point.
arby's curly fries and that Au Juice with the french dip... awsome!!!!!
Five Guys is the best.
Also, thats post-reduction size. When five guys was newer a 'small' was the cup plus like three extra scoops. I remember as a kid me and a few buddies ordered the large for shits and giggles, and it was insane.
Ain't that the truth! First time I ever went to a Five Guys and ordered a large fry, the clerk looked at me like I was crazy.
Haha. I ordered the normal bacon cheeseburger and a large fry ny first time. What a mistake that was, never again unless I'm feeding a family of 4 or more.
If you get it as a side to a burger it's more, they just fill the empty space in the bag with them.
Five guys = overrated
They still do it
I don't know how I found you but you are my new favorite person lol. French fries are my favorite food group and I agreed with you about everything you said in this video!!!!
Yea, 5 Guys! 😁❤️
Yes! I love the Fries and Chocolate Frosty from Wendy's!
McDonald's used to have the best fries until they traded Lard/Peanut Oil for vegetable oil. 😋➡️😔
I love the little mc Donald's French fry bits. Same for the help popped popcorn cornels to
Chick-Fil-A’s fries with Chick-Fil-A sauce are my favorite fries!
OptimusProvost yess but instead of Chick-Fil-A sauce Polynesian sauce 😋
I use their honey mustard for the fries it is the best in my opinion
I like Freddie’s Steak burgers fries
D Bjorn bruh yes!!
Whataburger fries with spicy ketchup are #1.
“I don’t want fries... for the next hour, hour and a half. Then I’ll be hungry again.”😂😂
I have to stop by watching these when I'm hungry
I just recently found your channel.
Your hot dog video had no Bright Leafs. Your fast food fries video has no Bojangles.
Where in the South do you live? Chicago?
The fact that he dips his fries in his frosty is great! Everyone always looks at me crazy when I do it!!!
I dip mine in applesauce, so I can’t talk but it sounds weird but really good for some reason
I thought he was joking. And, I will not try that. No offense, I cannot stand ketchup on a fry- the sweetness ruins them.
yes!
we had a field trip to tennessee and we went to five guys. my friend and i got fries and they gave us 2 BAGS FULL OF FRIES!!!!
Nicole XD bout the best thing we have here😂
Yes clearly you won.
I work at five guys and we r required to give at least and extra large scoop. But most of the time we give alot more depending on how many we end up making. Plus they r amazing!
And yall didnt try pals?
5 guys is in Ga too.
As a fellow Southern Mat, my favorite fries is from Checkers/Rally's
I approve of this ranking list.
So far I’m 2/2 with you on the winners with this series although I’m a northerner so I haven’t tried all of the competitors
I want to eat and argue/laughingly discuss with you all day. Seriously, I'm way North of the mason-dixon line but you really hit my funny bone. You are the prime example of what I want southern people to be. Keep up the great work.
When my wife was pregnant with our first-born son she couldn’t eat enough MacDonald’s french fries. Talk about having cravings!
If Milo’s was on here it wouldnt be a competition
Arby’s curly fries are #1, all day every day!!! 🍟
Wendy's fries dipped in a chocolate frosty, heaven
I see they didn't include Bojangles. Wouldn't have been fair.
Yessss. My thoughts exactly.
Who sells the Nacho Fries? Is that BK? Maybe they don’t meet the category, but they are awesome when fresh and hot. The Arby’s loaded fries are off the chain! With cheese and bits of bacon mixed in, MMmm!
@@alphagt62 taco bell has the nacho fries
S.R. Mmmm! Nacho Fries! Now I’m hungry...
I believe BK had the Chicken Fries, which aren’t potatoes at all but chicken strips, but they were good! French Toast sticks for breakfast too! Fries, strips and sticks, finger food at its finest!
@@alphagt62 oh yeah, good stuff.
now you're makin me want fries so bad
I always get the baked potato with butter at Wendy’s. They reformulated their fries a couple of years ago. They’re ok.
Is it me, or are the Five Guys Fries in the bag better than the ones in the cup?
Couldn’t tell you about Checkers/ Rally’s fries. Its been years since I ate them; if they have New England locations, I’ve no idea where they are.