Ranking Fast Food Chicken Nuggets -- Bless Your Rank

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  • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
    @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    When your hungry the 20 pack of McNuggets seems like the best idea ever. Fifteen nuggets later and you begin questioning your decision making capabilities.
    Then you power through the last 5 because you're not a quitter.

    • @handyjobson5900
      @handyjobson5900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Elwood P. Dowd I did this exact thing last night lmao.

    • @junioralvarado2384
      @junioralvarado2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      i remember they used to have a 50 piece ..high af i would knock em down

    • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
      @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@junioralvarado2384 That was back when the meat content was questionable. Oh, those crazy days before people thought to ask, "what is this made with? ".

    • @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si
      @ElwoodPDowd-nz2si 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@handyjobson5900 I'm on a schedule. It takes about a month for me to forget.
      Thought bubble: "Hey, a 20 piece sounds really good".
      2 Ranches and a BBQ please.

    • @jessemess7598
      @jessemess7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elwood P. Dowd so very true

  • @IcarusII3
    @IcarusII3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Matt’s commentary is just out of this world. The things he comes up with to say are those things i only wish I had thought of lol

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a Southern thing after all

    • @brynt.miller
      @brynt.miller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ba dum tss

    • @elizabethseals2001
      @elizabethseals2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, right? He's hilarious. Can you imagine being his wife?

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mind works the same as his when I actually eat fast food.

    • @nosmoke247
      @nosmoke247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn 248 ppl with zero wit. That's just sad.😒💯

  • @chase.mcf1
    @chase.mcf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “If our liberty bell looked like this we would still belong to Great Britain” I’m dead

  • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
    @ryanspencerlauderdale687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    When Chick-fil-A came out with their 30-count nugget, I stopped getting their sandwiches. Eating CFA nuggets with their Mac and cheese, a large lemonade and a brownie is heavenly. And yes. I spend way too much money on Chick-fil-A items. It’s my pleasure.

    • @joshuaneace6597
      @joshuaneace6597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My pleasure

    • @mickeyconrad8284
      @mickeyconrad8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      30 piece, lemonade, fries, chic fila sauce, bbq

    • @kylerippenhagen1052
      @kylerippenhagen1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do as well, no judgement here

    • @wandamontgomery6030
      @wandamontgomery6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      8 piece chick fil a nuggets, waffle fries and a sweet tea

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude BK has 10 nugs for a doller and i like to order 10 orders for 100 nugs and i dip that shit in ranch when my wife is at work cuz we work diff hours and i cram those down my mouth like u dont even no man 10 bucks for 100 nugs is heaven man i fuckin love food tho and even tho i no that it aint healthy i dont give a shit cuz im obese and proud of it cuz it means im eatin good

  • @zachhasswagshoes
    @zachhasswagshoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I died when he said "Someone named susan prayed for this meal"

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He got me with the "11 my pleasures"

    • @bosteyboy_
      @bosteyboy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then how did you write this if ur dead.

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bosteyboy_ Chick-fil-A resurrected him - no extra charge.

    • @BlueberryFundip
      @BlueberryFundip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip

    • @johnday8771
      @johnday8771 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s not kidding. That’s probably true.

  • @ppineapple2737
    @ppineapple2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I don’t watch these to find out what the best thing is, I watch these for Matt lol

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Right? I'm a heathen and I'll eat most any kind of chicken nugget. Matt's commentary is priceless tho 😂

    • @candyluna2929
      @candyluna2929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol hes hilarious

    • @robbarrett9577
      @robbarrett9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same!!! I don't even eat fast food, lol!

    • @cr8tivecarbaholic
      @cr8tivecarbaholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 Million percent yes

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should consider a new hobby.

  • @kimmlozadamusic5204
    @kimmlozadamusic5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “Don’t sauce and drive” ... “do nuggs not drugs” someone make tshirts with this on them. 🤣

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Especially the Do Nuggs not Drugs one!

    • @sheriBmo
      @sheriBmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd buy that

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sheriBmo same

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    “Do Nuggs not drugs”

    • @fireshockgamer6734
      @fireshockgamer6734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Don't sauce and drive"

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Depends on the type of Nuggs ;)

    • @umbrafire7515
      @umbrafire7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless it's heartburn medication

    • @randomatron7156
      @randomatron7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much the same

    • @joshlafluer7064
      @joshlafluer7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lunacyk this man knows whats up

  • @waywardwillard
    @waywardwillard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    My husband is so happy that you’ve validated his belief that Colonel Sanders has a stick figure body.

  • @landonsmith295
    @landonsmith295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "If you can't eat it in one bite, it's a small chicken tender."
    *proceeds to eat half of chicken nugget*

    • @alyssa-vi4jt
      @alyssa-vi4jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      just because you choose to not eat it in one bite doesnt mean you cant

    • @arrdanx5360
      @arrdanx5360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      u realise unsaid if u cant EAT it in ONE BITE its SMALL

    • @alamo0243
      @alamo0243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arrdanx5360 grammar?

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alamo0243 im super late, but did you just try to correct someones grammar on a southern based channel? you do see the irony right?

    • @Spikeruleshell
      @Spikeruleshell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thunderborn3231 I think it's more a request to explain what he's even saying. Yikes.

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    “It’s a southern thing”
    They don’t want you skipping to the end, but you know, I know, we ALL know, the winner is Chick Fil A.

    • @denisemayosky1955
      @denisemayosky1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Does it surprise anyone? Seriously?

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Of course they are better, but they are not nuggets. Chicken nuggets are ground up meat like like McD's, Wendy's, and BK..........

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just as it should be...

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bigdaddycountry7 idk who told you that but they lied to you...

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      funny

  • @zfjames
    @zfjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “You should eat a chicken nugget in one bite...”...proceeds to eat KFC nugget in multiple bites.

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zach Fabin Is that a Lord Scattsbury pfp I see???

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Butler not intentionally

    • @PamWD
      @PamWD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Before the KFC tasting, he actually said you CAN eat a chicken nugget in one bite, not that you should. (And then he said if you couldn't that it was actually a small chicken tender!)

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PJWDeyerle Yes, you’re right. I still found it ironic and I definitely believe that you should!

    • @awefense7758
      @awefense7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And, "It's the size of a nugget", and then he pulls out the real popcorn chicken, little bitty pieces of deep fried batter, lol.

  • @estebanperez1345
    @estebanperez1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    European: *uses metric system
    True American: 3:25 “it’s about the size of an eyeball”

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol that's a southern thing

    • @abbymarievlogs
      @abbymarievlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s “metric”?

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abbymarievlogs Something by which you can compare - Matt's metric is human anatomy.

    • @bobprice9541
      @bobprice9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abbymarievlogs Metric - a better way to measure.

  • @LilLex0220
    @LilLex0220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    All my life I thought Chick-fil-A chicken was frozen or at least pre made. Started working there a week ago and they start from the beginning with raw chicken and that is why they’re #1 and none can compare

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Chik-fil-a, but I now have a Big Chicken restaurant in town….. it’s owned by Shaq, and the food is awesome!

    • @kdtrey5isabeast
      @kdtrey5isabeast ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Their chicken is frozen though…

  • @raymalish8432
    @raymalish8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Burger King and Wendy's nuggets are both made by Perdue at the same factory. Slightly different seasoning blends, same thing.

    • @Mountaindewdewable
      @Mountaindewdewable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did you learn this? Did you seek out this information or did it seek you out?

    • @tisvana18
      @tisvana18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds about right. I hate both of them, and the breading is 99% of the reason why

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't believe it. I have never liked the nugs from BK but love Wendy's nugs.

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My husband used to work in a McDonald's chicken nugget factory and he cleaned the fryers on 3rd shift. He absolutely will not eat them now. He told me what he's seen and found, but I'm just like, "didn't make me sick before, not sweating it."

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yet Burger King's are always drier, and have less taste. Wendy's takes real good care of their nuggets because they are far superior.

  • @ArtofGabe
    @ArtofGabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    “A chicken died for this”
    His day is ruined and his disappointment is immeasurable.

    • @epicguy1830
      @epicguy1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Everything burger king touches turns to garbage

    • @steveshin820
      @steveshin820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@epicguy1830 Seriously they just make that shit cheap with terrible quality. Sad

    • @jonykrust1938
      @jonykrust1938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gknight right as I saw this he said it

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Do Nugs, not drugs”, love it!

    • @superexpertgamerkiller9477
      @superexpertgamerkiller9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah m8 they just took dna from a chicken turned it into meat, processed it, then let it sit out for 3 hours then put it in your meal

  • @MobSquad4209
    @MobSquad4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Chicken nuggets are processed and formed into a “nugget” shape, popcorn chicken is actual pieces of chicken battered and fried. Basically nuggets are ground meat, popcorn chicken are small pieces of whole meat 🤷‍♂️

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nuggets are made from a slurry of chicken, turned into paste and then molded into nugget shapes, then fried.

    • @joemacgillis8229
      @joemacgillis8229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Thank you! I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Popcorn chicken and chicken nuggets are NOT the same.

    • @chrissysm1981
      @chrissysm1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thank you! I was wondering if anyone was going to mention this. However, Chick-fil-A nuggets should actually be called popcorn chicken and they call them nuggets. Still the best popcorn chicken anywhere. 😄

    • @MobSquad4209
      @MobSquad4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrissysm1981 their grilled nuggets should just be called “chopped up grilled chicken filet” but they are delicious lol. But their normal nuggets should definitely be called popcorn chicken, and I agree with you, their chicken game is not the same as these other places lol

    • @antoniaferris8325
      @antoniaferris8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrissysm1981 i work at cfa and like our chicken nuggets look so different then wendys and Mcdonalds. lol Mcdonalds grinds up chicken and fries it. cfa cuts up real chicken and fries it.

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I'm from Louisiana and when I was a kid I thought the boot nugget was shaped like Louisiana. I thought there was a shaped nugget for every state 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

    • @voltorb253
      @voltorb253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always thought it looked like the United States of America (with the toe part as florida)

    • @ethancooke593
      @ethancooke593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine a Maryland-shaped nugget

    • @Darth.Fluffy
      @Darth.Fluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hate to tell you, Louisiana was shaped like a chicken nugget.

    • @rackoon5420
      @rackoon5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Fluffy half the us was louisiana at one point, so maybe a big ass chicken tender

    • @wackman1573
      @wackman1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ethan Cooke 😂😂 a damn toilet

  • @Raktus
    @Raktus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "These are just edible spoons..."
    And a millionaire was born

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “These shouldn’t be chicken nuggets. They should be sufficient chicken.

  • @coldspoons3917
    @coldspoons3917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you talked about cracklings I had SUCH a massive nostalgia blast back to my childhood and always hoping there would be a ton of crackling in my box

  • @Nosferata138
    @Nosferata138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Stick figure Sanders....I'm dead. And you're right, I'll never see it correctly again. I'm totally telling other people. I can't keep that to myself.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Me at the start of the video: Wendy's has this.
    Matt: I'm not using sauce and popcorn chicken counts as nuggets.
    Me: **throws all expectations out the window.**

    • @LandauTST
      @LandauTST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, he still rated McDonald's nuggets over Wendy's, and I agree. Wendy's is extremely over-rated, in my opinion. I think the love for Wendy's is more of a spread mentality than it is their actual food. Not saying it's bad, but I've never understood why so many people love it so much. Burgers are too pricey for the size. Dusty, bland nuggets. Fries are good when they're salted properly. But ultimately I usually pass on Wendy's for almost anything else. Now, if they ever brought back their bacon bleu burger, though...My wallet will be in trouble.

    • @sliceofham3737
      @sliceofham3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LandauTST 3 words, four for four

    • @Maicowerk
      @Maicowerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ya, Wendys chicken nuggets are better than McDonalds, he's crazy. The best chicken nuggets were KFC chicken nuggets, but they stopped serving them somewhere in the early 1990s. They were original recipe nuggets, you used to be able to get pure honey dipping sauce with them.

    • @PallahDaOracle
      @PallahDaOracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LandauTST No, just like Matt you are out of your mind. Wendy's has a fresh far superior flavor than almost all of the fast food places.

    • @gavinr7372
      @gavinr7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Opferman Motors Dirtbiking Lies. Pure lies.

  • @leapingllamacorn8349
    @leapingllamacorn8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Haven’t seen it yet... but it’s Chick fil a.
    Yup!
    Chick fil A to all other restaurants: bless your heart!

  • @izzyjimenez6951
    @izzyjimenez6951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Matt had me laughing several times on this video. I love this type of content.

  • @OnEst_Opinion
    @OnEst_Opinion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way he went in at BK cracked me up. “They’re nothing more than an edible spoon.” “Do mugs not drugs.” Lmao

  • @avoria13
    @avoria13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Matt needs to tell us who makes the best Oreo or M&M milkshake, there’s too much controversy over it in my family

  • @seauwn
    @seauwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    BK employee:
    The 1-12 on the BK nugget bag is supposed to be marked on the hour they were cooked so you can keep track of how fresh they are and know when you need to fry more

    • @steveshin820
      @steveshin820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NT Illuminati we know that it's actually an ancient code

    • @nornric
      @nornric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really hope this is wrong.... lol I worked there back in the 80's and it wasn't the hour it was the big hand of the clock. So if it was made at X:50 you would mark 10. Then depending on the food they would each have there own time they were okay to be under the lights. So if the food was suppose to be under the light only 15 minutes you would know to pull it at X:05 or 1.

    • @PvPDeathKnight
      @PvPDeathKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10 for $1.50 can’t be beat, no matter how average they are.

    • @nasonderek5459
      @nasonderek5459 ปีที่แล้ว

      My first job was working in the kitchen at BK in 96. I came to the comments, JUST to see the response. 100% is for the hour it was cooked. But it was only for food that sat in a warmer or something, we rarely utilized them as we were a busy store and consistently made fresh food.

  • @timhutchinson8485
    @timhutchinson8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As someone who has done graphic design/typography work, I feel you on the McDonald's font choices.

  • @morticiaheisenberg9679
    @morticiaheisenberg9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would never skip to the end on a Matt video!!! I love his taste testing videos. So funny

  • @nunyabusiness8538
    @nunyabusiness8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “if our liberty bell looked like this, we’d still belong to great britain” lmao

  • @davidhardwick3816
    @davidhardwick3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just love the Bless Your Rank series and Matt is the ONLY person who can do them!

    • @autumnakins7640
      @autumnakins7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno, Chris the Scotsman did a beer one and it was pretty entertaining.

  • @orthodoxanastasia2789
    @orthodoxanastasia2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Stop saying who its from first. Matt should do this "blind."

    • @the_tangled_girl9494
      @the_tangled_girl9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With a blindfold, most places are recognizable on some things

    • @ravenblack5294
      @ravenblack5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oof. My school had better nuggets than McDonald's.

    • @alliewashere_
      @alliewashere_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raven Black bro I love McDonald’s chicken nuggets... they r so bad for you but so gooood especially with that bbq sauce

    • @brandonsolis6911
      @brandonsolis6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah a bunch of people already do blind taste tests, his commentary on each restaurant is half of what makes this interesting tbh

    • @seiffarag1491
      @seiffarag1491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s Rank king not guess King

  • @yuvgotubekidding
    @yuvgotubekidding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I lost it at edible spoons. Look at Wendy's collar, it says MOM. Now YOU can't unsee that, Matt. Don't sauce and drive. 👍 Jumbo popcorn = mini nug.

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck lol, does it? I need to see it as a Wendy’s fan...

  • @Draco137YT
    @Draco137YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a former BK employee, I can tell you that the numbers 1 through 12 on the back of the nuggets (and several other items) correspond to a clock. When the nuggets are cooked and bagged, you mark the nearest five-minute interval on the bag, and after a certain amount of time, they're supposed to be chucked. For nugs, that's 20 minutes iirc.

  • @mr.squiggle2066
    @mr.squiggle2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Everyone knows that the frosty is not a drink or dessert, it's a sauce. You dip everything from Wendy's in the frosty, end of discussion.

    • @flower_sea5649
      @flower_sea5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fries in the frosty is legit good.

    • @joeyhilburg3316
      @joeyhilburg3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@syzyphyz nuggets 2

    • @killuazoldyck4973
      @killuazoldyck4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@syzyphyz try nuggs and frosty

    • @michaelsuzio4364
      @michaelsuzio4364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I put blue cheese in my frosty it's great

  • @laurieliss5977
    @laurieliss5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Says "If you can't eat a chicken nugget in I bite its not a chicken nugget!" Literally eats the first chicken nugget in two bites. xD

  • @cr8tivecarbaholic
    @cr8tivecarbaholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Sauce responsibly"
    "Do nugs not drugs"
    New Chick Fil A t shirts and billboards go flying up. ❤

  • @mjkcrew5000
    @mjkcrew5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Posting this on a Sunday was a low blow, as I cannot drive out and get myself Chick-fil-a now....

  • @Churchman020609
    @Churchman020609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I watch these after my wife goes to sleep, i have to work hard not to wake her up laughing! Matt’s awesome!

  • @elizabethcreated9263
    @elizabethcreated9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like your videos so much man. They have helped me on many dark days. For seriously. Love your personality.

  • @lucaspupim9892
    @lucaspupim9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I will never skip ahead in a video with Matt.

    • @NyanyiC
      @NyanyiC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny he had to address that at the beginning of the video 🤣

  • @edgarraya7657
    @edgarraya7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bless Your Rank is the backbone of It's a Southern Thing

  • @chrisrosalez8619
    @chrisrosalez8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "fried artwork"😂😂😂😂

  • @kathydomokos3265
    @kathydomokos3265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You are hilarious! I enjoyed this almost as much as I enjoy Chik-fil- A

  • @dreakaliarodriguez481
    @dreakaliarodriguez481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my… I’m in tears watching this. 😂🤣 Hilarious. Love Matt and Bless your Rank

  • @ryokosmith9519
    @ryokosmith9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “Don’t sauce and drive”

  • @twistysprinkles8586
    @twistysprinkles8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Burger King nugget "code"
    You circle how many you're bagging (chicken symbol) and the time (numbers) when you're prepping for a rush in a high volume location.

  • @mkzrv
    @mkzrv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man I love these videos, especially because where I live in the states there’s barely any of these fast foods available. Some day I’ll travel and stuff my face in the name of Bless Your Rank!!

  • @devisubramaniam3860
    @devisubramaniam3860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love you guys. Thank you for sacrificing your taste buds and gut for our benefit! I make my own nuggets. Make my own tartar sauce from scratch too! Life is like a box of nuggets, you never know...you just never know.

  • @judahfloyd
    @judahfloyd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Chick-fil-A employee I can attest that our chicken is the best! I eat it five days a week, never gets old!

    • @ellishoke1693
      @ellishoke1693 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn you must be bored of not eating anything else

    • @ezragonzalez8936
      @ezragonzalez8936 ปีที่แล้ว

      gross as fukk

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Rank store bought Sweet Tea. Milos, Red Diamond, Gold Peak, Arizona, ect.

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gold Peak, bro. Everyone else go home

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! And also low-cal sweet tea.

    • @brookecarmichael3629
      @brookecarmichael3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeeess that would be so awesome!

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish people knew more about Mrs. Winners. Best fried chicken in Georgia. And, of course, the GALLON of sweet tea! Perrrfection!

    • @semmieb3e127
      @semmieb3e127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Publix or Milos. However, Milos store-bought is a whole world of difference from Milos from the actual restaurant. That’s because they’re owned separately. :/

  • @rsthegoat4221
    @rsthegoat4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Started dying when he said it’s real chicken not processed chicken someone already chewed it for u

  • @DrPsyc71
    @DrPsyc71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Do nugs, not drugs" ROFL!!!

  • @snowpaige6
    @snowpaige6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for keeping us entertained. This is essential work!

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who would ever skip Matt. This guy is a national treasure y’all

  • @Bigdaddyweese
    @Bigdaddyweese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The crunchies left over from Long John Silver’s are awesome

    • @jgodwin717
      @jgodwin717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favorite as a kid!!!

  • @tawnyamarney
    @tawnyamarney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Anyone who didn't know what number 1 was going to be is either lying to themselves or not in the South. LOL

  • @frankie1717
    @frankie1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I miss the old chicken tenders from BK that they stopped making in like 2010 or so. The current nuggets are like a knockoff McDonald nuggets attempt.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you remember the honey sauce that used to have?
      I used to open up the packet and let the tenders marinade in the sauce and it came out so buttery

    • @Alurith
      @Alurith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The old nugs were the bomb!

    • @DigitalBenny
      @DigitalBenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! And the fries back when they were endorsed by Mr Potato Head! (Remember those?)

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They call them “nuggets.” They might’ve put a picture of a chicken on it, but they NEVER call it a “chicken nugget.” They’re basically saw dust and bread. Very disappointing. At least the “chicken fries” have some percentage of chicken in them. ...probably just the seasoning though.

    • @planedudea380
      @planedudea380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They still sell them outside the US

  • @tpnurdle1
    @tpnurdle1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These videos are a lot of fun, but blind testing would be so much more interesting.

  • @isabellaportillo4896
    @isabellaportillo4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You always make me laugh my ass off even when I'm having a bad day, thanks matt!

  • @sarahbrooks4016
    @sarahbrooks4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I thought nuggets where just different parts of the chicken grounded up and shaped. Then a pop corn chicken is a part of the chicken cut to size

    • @AnJah
      @AnJah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is correct - nuggets are processed chicken and pop corn chicken is cut up and breaded meat pieces.

    • @toxxedgaming3885
      @toxxedgaming3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      just lack of research here really

    • @ninjafarmer9779
      @ninjafarmer9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chik Fi le is cut up chicken not grounded

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Toxxed Gaming research or common knowledge/life experience?

    • @india3285
      @india3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry I could hit the thumbs up repeatedly. I would think all the pure chicken breast cuts (chik fil a, KFC, sonic) would trump the processed, formed and shaped ones (McNasty and the rest). But I guess it all goes to what they're putting in it to make you like it.

  • @CMBauer
    @CMBauer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Add it to the merch!
    "Don't sauce and drive."

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Chick-fil-A strikes again! McDonald’s is a close second for me. But Wendy’s has good spicy nuggets

    • @jaymarsh9777
      @jaymarsh9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avery the Cuban-American I am one of the few people who can say that they’ve eaten spicy nuggets from Chick-Fil-A so...

    • @duplicateify
      @duplicateify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burger Kings’ are surprisingly good!

    • @sam-dy2ho
      @sam-dy2ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Marsh
      w h a t i n e e d t h e m

  • @cardwellfarm2812
    @cardwellfarm2812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch the whole video! Everytime! Thank you for the laughs and the accurate accounting!

  • @mikeconner3684
    @mikeconner3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:50 preach it my brother!!! Captain D's crunchies used to be on the menu at the Hermitage Tennessee store in the 80s. I loved those!

  • @levisarahbarger5771
    @levisarahbarger5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    PSA: put Wendy’s nuggets in the chili! I worked there for over a year and that was my go to lunch.

  • @barrettt8661
    @barrettt8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I haven't even seen the video yet, but it's obviously Chick-fil-A's. The fast-food of the South

    • @awesomeglitterunicornag
      @awesomeglitterunicornag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeeeeeesss!

    • @daniellenewton5966
      @daniellenewton5966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was literally just going to say that

    • @Marcel_Audubon
      @Marcel_Audubon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the fast food choice of the KKK

    • @studiostop504
      @studiostop504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes Brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @deonmurphy6383
      @deonmurphy6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can’t be the fast food of the Democratic Party (KKK) it is Christian, and the left can’t stand that.

  • @Dulcess
    @Dulcess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Old KFC nuggets used be actual nuggets and not that pop corn chicken, they were the best.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Old old Burger King nuggets were called chicken tenders and they were amazing they were so soft and juicy and buttery

    • @erinyoung2539
      @erinyoung2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moonie I dipped them in honey!!!

    • @reganhatcher1579
      @reganhatcher1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In New Zealand and Australia KFC has nuggets and popcorn chicken. Nuggets are better.

  • @blueeyedmagic6544
    @blueeyedmagic6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The reason the Wendy's nuggets are salty is because they are cooked literally right next to the Fry's

  • @MinhPlus2
    @MinhPlus2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best food reviewer on TH-cam, hands down!!

  • @c0rnin96
    @c0rnin96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    DO NOT...
    dip and drive

    • @carissashley
      @carissashley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously. One of my friends did that and her car ran into a stop sign and she had to have it totaled. Sauce can be dangerous :P

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Carissa Petersen Carter That's quite a protest on the car's behalf.

    • @ravecaster
      @ravecaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Redhead Rants and please, for the love of all that is holy, do not call them nugs.

    • @retrobeast2745
      @retrobeast2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Redhead Rants sauce or tobacco?

  • @ashlynclark3001
    @ashlynclark3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Y’all need to rate gravy next.

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, cause no resturaunt does sausage gravy right. Not even cracker barrel. No resturaunt can recreate the glory that is my dad's sausage gravy.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BenJammin Have you tried Hardee’s, though???

    • @benjammin2020
      @benjammin2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Redheaded Stranger That sounds like a fun idea. people send in recipes, and then they get cooked up and rated. Would be a lot of work though.

    • @MJF1958
      @MJF1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Redheaded Stranger sounds like the Hardee's in Tallassee AL. Last time I went there it took 45 minutes to get our order. That's not even close to fast food.

    • @tracigresham7164
      @tracigresham7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MJF1958 SOOOOO true. I live there.

  • @stgermain1074
    @stgermain1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I get the Wendy's 4 for $4. The nuggets are what I give to my dogs for being good while I was gone.

    • @michellzeig3996
      @michellzeig3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me, too! My puppers LOVE Wendy's nugs...then we have to go to McDonald's for their burger...

    • @Matt02341
      @Matt02341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redheaded Stranger Bark Bark barkitty bark bark

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My cat loves the burgers. I'm thinking Wendy's may be pet food.

    • @ohioanalily
      @ohioanalily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG me too 😁

    • @izzyb5644
      @izzyb5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Savage 😂😂

  • @bleedersofgreen25
    @bleedersofgreen25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: skips to the end
    Me: realizing I should actually watch the video
    Matt: calling me a cheater in the intro
    Me: extremely guilty and now watching the whole video

  • @MotleyJew91
    @MotleyJew91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have held a eyeball before. As well as a brain and pretty much every other human organ. One of my friends growing up that i played video games with his dad was a professor at the college for some type of biology/medical class. It was actually pretty badass and he taught us a lot and made it fun to learn how everything worked together.

  • @nghsrae14
    @nghsrae14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What about Long John Silver's cracklins? Legit never even heard of capital d's until moving to mesquite texas 3 years ago.

    • @jgodwin717
      @jgodwin717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never saw one til i moved to Mississippi. Long John Silvers/A&W are a Dallas thing. Surprised to see they're in Dallas now.

    • @shelpippg2202
      @shelpippg2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi five from Rockwall! ✋

    • @redstarwarrior85
      @redstarwarrior85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain D’s is better than LJS, in my opinion.

  • @TheCoachMc
    @TheCoachMc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Most-enjoyable Bless Your Rank yet! I even agree with his rankings, but, why no Popeye's or Bojangles?

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redheaded Stranger
      Yup!

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Redheaded Stranger I don't understand the love for Bojangles. That was the most tasteless chicken I have ever eaten.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Redheaded Stranger It was in Albertville/Boaz, AL. I am gonna be hard pressed to try it again, but since I don't have a Bojangles anywhere near here (Louisiana) it will be difficult to try it again.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Redheaded Stranger Very true indeed!

    • @joeyb3880
      @joeyb3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scott Mc Popeyes doesn’t really have nuggets, they have the tenders

  • @kleshreen
    @kleshreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is the first time I've watched a video from him, and after ranking Wendy's next-to-last, I feel like all credibility has been lost.

  • @coreyeatsdetroit9733
    @coreyeatsdetroit9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in the line at McDonald's just now watching this video and when you said "sufficient chicken" I got out of line and I'm now headed to Culver's, thank you.

  • @jhiggins95
    @jhiggins95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The most southern thing about this is all of his long tangents and commentary

  • @tsotighguy
    @tsotighguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Edible spoons" or "sufficient chicken" are perfect names for Wendy's and BK "nuggets" lol. They taste like school cafeteria nuggets.

  • @kennethmandich1637
    @kennethmandich1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Chic fil a is just like the God of fast food. Literally

    • @finleythegolden2909
      @finleythegolden2909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually like McDonald’s mcnuggets the most but chick fail a over McDonald’s everyday since it’s way better

    • @elisepelham7952
      @elisepelham7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kenneth Mandich they aren’t the god the chicken sandwich is the god the chick-fil-a sauce are the priest
      chick-fil-a is the whole fricking religion

    • @Noah-tg3vf
      @Noah-tg3vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chick fil a is chicken made the Lord's way

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kenneth Mandich Praise God! And pass me that Chick fil A sauce!

    • @duplicateify
      @duplicateify 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenneth Mandich you think that, because of the sugar that they put on them that you have gotten addicted to.

  • @liamjohnston8923
    @liamjohnston8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, I think this dude is like my brother/cousin. We had the same childhood, same granny, same taste buds...i am looking forward to that family reunion, man.

  • @Crunchyfrog28
    @Crunchyfrog28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We can tell when you skip ahead"

  • @oldretireddude
    @oldretireddude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my past, after microwave popcorn had been a thing for a while, an Orville Redenbacher commercial came on introducing single serving bags. My dad and I looked at each other and said simultaneously, "I thought they were single serving bags!".

  • @renaissancecards
    @renaissancecards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Hi im 10th
    I can't unsee the KFC arms and legs 😂

  • @oriona8648
    @oriona8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "We can tell when you skip ahead in the video."
    Me: *intense sweating*
    Also Me: *proceeds to put video at 2x speed*

  • @leafclover-zv4cp
    @leafclover-zv4cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yes I have held a human eyeball before
    I can relate!!

    • @russelpolk8152
      @russelpolk8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I too have held a human eyeball before. Further, I can tell you from experience that when you slice through the lens of a human eyeball, it kinda feels like slicing a small onion.

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@russelpolk8152 Ewww

  • @brittnib2908
    @brittnib2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first video I’ve watched from him. Subscribed so dang fast!! (And also ordered chickie nuggies. 😜)

  • @TheVaucker
    @TheVaucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 1-12 on the burger King bag is for marking the time to take it out from under the heat lamp, it corresponds to the numbers on a clock. Usually hold time is 10 minutes

  • @KarniaQueen1
    @KarniaQueen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I saw this and thought “ Chick-Fil-A is going to win this. My work is going to win this.”

  • @pepperminttree
    @pepperminttree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love Wendys nuggets

  • @jocelyn8035
    @jocelyn8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I was a child Burger King Nuggets were at least shaped like a crown. And I remember that being the entire appeal! 😂

  • @SassyElfFriend
    @SassyElfFriend ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't stop cracking up at the initial chik-fil-a review. It's too funny and also true.

  • @AmyB.
    @AmyB. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was wondering if Chick Fill A would be in the race, and if so, who could beat them. 😂 Also, even though I haven't had some of those brands, I absolutely hate BKs chicken nuggets. So to see them in last place is very gratifying. Thanks Matt! 😎💜

  • @Alurith
    @Alurith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Does anyone else remember the old Burger King chicken nuggets? That was so long ago. Those things were amazing. I wish they would bring them back.

    • @Dreeza68955
      @Dreeza68955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The crowns?

    • @TheRedDeadTaco
      @TheRedDeadTaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reason I stopped going to Burger King

    • @idiot675
      @idiot675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish they would bring back the old fries and jalapeno poppers, too.

    • @B.Dizzler93
      @B.Dizzler93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dreeza68955 the crowns were good but before those they had just regular tender shaped nuggets. They used to be called chicken tenders several years ago and they were good as hell.

    • @hardknox1917
      @hardknox1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 90s BK chicken tenders was bomb !

  • @acbelton19
    @acbelton19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Sufficient Chicken" 😂😂

  • @Gracie_3271
    @Gracie_3271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You should try ranking fast food Mac n cheese! Awesome video btw

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes!

    • @janitor8884
      @janitor8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There isnt a good fast food mac n cheese so no point.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Janitor There’s at least one FF mac & cheese, and that’s KFC. Surely there are others? Does Popeye’s have one? LJS or Captain D’s? I don’t know. Maybe

  • @KinoGeno
    @KinoGeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If anyone is interested, KFC currently flips on the names of their products depending on location.
    Their popcorn chicken is called nuggets in some areas. Their chicken strips are called tenders in some areas.
    But KFC used to have Chicken Nuggets, Popcorn Chicken, and Chicken Strips. They had nuggets first, then strips, then popcorn chicken, then they got rid of the nuggets.
    Their nuggets used to to be a breaded chicken nugget rather than batter dipped like the popcorn chicken and strips. They were more processed chicken similar to other fast food places. Then they added strips to the menu, which became really popular. Then they added popcorn chicken which were just smaller versions of the strips. Then I assume the chicken nuggets just fell out of popularity so they got rid of them.

  • @5StarChatt
    @5StarChatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this channel it’s like southern buzzfeed 😂😂😂