Matteo Lane & Sam Morril Give Advice

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  • @HeatherHurstComedy
    @HeatherHurstComedy ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    Sam and Mateo are the buddy cop movie we need right now.

  • @gamergamez4427
    @gamergamez4427 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    The Collab I didn't know I needed, love both these comedians

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too 😊

    • @teejay1646
      @teejay1646 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fr they actually have really good chemistry too

    • @zzizahacallar
      @zzizahacallar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @tart8228
      @tart8228 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      clicked for sam....became a huge fan of Matteo

    • @logan3917
      @logan3917 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AcidSh33tz being homophobic in 2023 is so embarrassing why are you worried about where another guy puts his dick 😭

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    Sam standing like a meerkat the entire time made my day

  • @nextchancenow7153
    @nextchancenow7153 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love Matteo. ❤
    Sam “just the tip”
    Matteo “ just the base” 😂😂😂😂

  • @javajive25
    @javajive25 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    🤣🤣🤣When Matteo clutches his pearls when Sam mentions Olivia Newton John

  • @jmr1123
    @jmr1123 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "I'm drinking on a Monday, I give great advice" Sam you are my dream man I swear 😂

  • @DatNguyen160
    @DatNguyen160 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I love Mateo's energy when he's next to another comedian, albeit not the same kind of comedy between the two

  • @furryrug5998
    @furryrug5998 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    You guys are brilliant on stage together, loving the flow!

  • @MelissaDeLaRosaLVDM
    @MelissaDeLaRosaLVDM ปีที่แล้ว +16

    For the love of god, please more of this duo ❤❤❤

  • @catladyforlife
    @catladyforlife ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I need more Sam and Matteo! 😂

  • @jordohiz1493
    @jordohiz1493 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Holy crap, the crossover I didn't know I could have. Or needed. Love my Gaze with my Straits ❤

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Two of my favs..sam is a lenged in the making..❤

  • @SB-hj9ue
    @SB-hj9ue ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The entire crowd (myself included) is like whadda you mean you left??

  • @nepk
    @nepk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Two of my faves together 😫👌✨️

  • @ericao1565
    @ericao1565 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    as an actual minnesota white woman i laughed so hard

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was funny without actually being mean to those lovely white women from MN on a vaca taking in a Broadway show ❤

  • @MetalOcelot90
    @MetalOcelot90 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Please get Mark to give advice next, I am sure it will go just as well

  • @NastyNateDawg
    @NastyNateDawg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love these two doing crowd work

  • @Bryan-fb8dh
    @Bryan-fb8dh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My highest complement for Matt is I watch the ads. Sometimes one never two but for Matt, all.

  • @marvinraphaelmonfort8289
    @marvinraphaelmonfort8289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i laughed too hard at "no!"😂

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard it so many times but it still makes me crack the fuck up when he tells it... love you Sam!!! Adore you Mateo!!!❤❤❤😂😂

  • @joeflynn3497
    @joeflynn3497 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know they made a Mario and Luigi joke, but really the whole time they are like Bert and Ernie

  • @JustineAngelaEstrada
    @JustineAngelaEstrada ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so happy they actually did this together lol I thought the thumbnail was edited

  • @eastcoastmusicmachine7989
    @eastcoastmusicmachine7989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did the audition go? I did NOT get the job, Ma. 😂

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant colab! Do
    More ❤

  • @Kim-dk9nk
    @Kim-dk9nk ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please post more of your stand up comedy, you make my life

  • @NicolaMela1
    @NicolaMela1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the random Italian at the end 😂

  • @barefootadrianne
    @barefootadrianne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I came here to say that Mary Kate Morrissey does NOT phone it in for Defying Gravity. She KILLS it.

  • @dreakaliarodriguez481
    @dreakaliarodriguez481 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Let Matteo speak please.. I’m here for Matteo ❤

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was great lmao sam seems cool

  • @Billywashere89
    @Billywashere89 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cross over we needed

  • @MrSparkula
    @MrSparkula ปีที่แล้ว

    These are two of the best!

  • @theodorebitsy
    @theodorebitsy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:51 that gasp 😂😂😂

  • @MegaMilenche
    @MegaMilenche ปีที่แล้ว

    God, I love Sam's voice...

  • @angelgilreath
    @angelgilreath ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam is adorable!!

  • @davidhardy4419
    @davidhardy4419 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need more advice/storytelling sessions please.

  • @marvinraphaelmonfort8289
    @marvinraphaelmonfort8289 ปีที่แล้ว

    unintentional casting couch 😂 what u get for lying😅 so funny. nextime u both have to have mustaches!

  • @sailorjupiter4
    @sailorjupiter4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ok that worst hookup story was good!

  • @TheGreness
    @TheGreness ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from MN and I feel so much better about myself 🤣

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mateo as a failed comic I feel my opinion is slightly informed & you are CRUSHING IT! I think you’re one of the best out there. You are damned quick & extremely easy on the eyes & ears.

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST ปีที่แล้ว

    The woman tried to have a three way without telling him 😅. It’s usually something you tell someone about first

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior ปีที่แล้ว

    The summary: one piece of advice was given. (The rest was question and answers.)

  • @vanai2359
    @vanai2359 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yesss, love them both❤❤❤

  • @jointheleanrat
    @jointheleanrat ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't seen WICKED either Sam! I like your taste.

  • @newflesh666
    @newflesh666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so happy to see you two collab, big fan of you both!

  • @nicknovakk
    @nicknovakk ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus christ, that hookup story lmao

  • @valerieladeda
    @valerieladeda 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam's ill-fitting pants. I can't.

  • @DivineAphelios
    @DivineAphelios ปีที่แล้ว

    The way there is a gay voice, this guy havin a straight voice

  • @roebeanstalk
    @roebeanstalk ปีที่แล้ว

    me from minnesota: don't you dare talk about talia suskauer like that lmao

  • @user-gl2ps6ui8p
    @user-gl2ps6ui8p ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny!

  • @daddyleon
    @daddyleon ปีที่แล้ว

    How did the audition go?
    > It sucked, I didn't really understood the role I was supposed to play.

  • @alekiny
    @alekiny ปีที่แล้ว +2

    never ditch on your mom

  • @shellzzii
    @shellzzii ปีที่แล้ว

    of course it was a brooklyn roommate duo who wanted a 3-some

  • @KerryLuckett
    @KerryLuckett ปีที่แล้ว

    Awww, that’s so sweet! Sam, you have a very loving mother. Now use discretion about who fellates you. Live life!

  • @abnormallyfunny
    @abnormallyfunny ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we normalise tandem stand up?

  • @SebbyMV
    @SebbyMV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mateo should just marry me.

  • @DirtyTechnoBitch
    @DirtyTechnoBitch ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg two of my favorites sharing the stage 😍

  • @Hylas67
    @Hylas67 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we talk about Sam Morril amazing sexy voice? 🥵

  • @SurpriseMurder
    @SurpriseMurder ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Mom, I didn't get the part. Turns out they had another fucking comedian who was a complete asshole jump in at the last minute and stole it..." -every good lie has a bit of truth

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    Quote of the Day: “I’m drinking on a Monday. I give great advice.”

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    Matteo’s reaction to the Whisky is not a mood, it’s a lifestyle.

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "I'm tired of sex, if you just wave a 401k over me, that's enough."
    Matteo, you are so real. 😭😭

  • @ScoobyDoozy
    @ScoobyDoozy ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Matteo was like a teenager trying to distract their Mom from their girlfriend hiding in their bedroom, to not answer that fetish question 😂

    • @GravitySpace24601
      @GravitySpace24601 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s probably bondage 🙂

    • @thomsen256
      @thomsen256 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      At a certain point its easier to say whats not your kink

  • @wesleyimschoot7597
    @wesleyimschoot7597 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Zero advice was given that day, but I'm not mad at it. This was funny as hell.

  • @DrRandyDavila
    @DrRandyDavila ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Not the duo I expected, but definitely the duo I need. Please more of Matteo and Sam!

    • @fpcooper95
      @fpcooper95 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? It was like a crossover event 😂

  • @ShirokumaSama
    @ShirokumaSama ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I know it from a mile away when he say she said "I sure hope my roommate doesn't catch us" that shit gonna gets weird 😂

    • @youdontownme08
      @youdontownme08 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Sounds like a bad porn intro 🤣 and then I thought "well maybe she is into her roommate and just wants to make him jealous" 😅

    • @slurvtrutl526
      @slurvtrutl526 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She tagged him on the date before 😂 how enthusiastic will he be? But Sam just wanted the touch of lime not the double hot dog

    • @RevdUp.Art.Fotografer
      @RevdUp.Art.Fotografer ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@slurvtrutl526 He wanted a touch of lime not all the salty crumb shit in the bottom of the bag.

    • @GSP96
      @GSP96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude as soon as he said that I was like IVE BEEN THERE RUN

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s a great kind of weird though. A warning would have been nice for him. I guess he’s not too adventurous. I mean a guy who thinks a woman should just give him a bj without him going down on her is kind of crap in bed anyway. 😅. There are plenty of guys who will do a three way . I’m sure she found someone. You shouldn’t just spring it on someone. I thought something horrific was going to happen. Men tend to exaggerate

  • @erics9511
    @erics9511 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Sam left out the punchline of his hookup story -- when his mom asks how the audition went, he says, "Well, more people went out for the part than I had anticipated."
    Yes, I listen to RawDog comedy on SiriusXM too much...

  • @DawnIgnited
    @DawnIgnited ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Clicked for Matteo, stayed for the absurdly bad hookup story from Sam. LOL We gotta have more of you two ❤

  • @zenclover8468
    @zenclover8468 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    That was a nice full 12 min. I love when comedians are relaxed on stage.

  • @kellyntaylor8184
    @kellyntaylor8184 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sam sounds like a watered down Will Arnett. Now I can’t stop seeing him in a bat costume

  • @dreadpiratexx
    @dreadpiratexx ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When you go see Cats do NOT spray the actors with a spray bottle. They get really mad.

    • @borislav5928
      @borislav5928 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isnt that intended when you spray cats with water?

  • @NightOfCrystals
    @NightOfCrystals ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The duo I didn’t know I needed. I love them both. Such different vibes great comedians. 🥰

  • @chioj36
    @chioj36 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love these two so much it's incomprehensible. (also, Stavros too!) What a golden age of post-pandemic comedy we are relishing in!

    • @pinksnake8001
      @pinksnake8001 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love these 3 so much too !

  • @rickvaaslins
    @rickvaaslins ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love Sam, but Matteo... I'm waiting for your special. I live outside the US, so I don't think I'll have the chance to come down and watch any of your work in person, but I really want to see what an hour or so of your stand up would go! Love it!

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Matteo’s gasp when he mentioned Olivia Newton John, fantastic

  • @Fotini13
    @Fotini13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Idk why but I love their mixed energy together! They have such a good balance of conversation I could listen to them chat hrs! 😂

  • @johneyler1566
    @johneyler1566 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Matteo's the reigning Qween of Advice Specials.

  • @chillith926
    @chillith926 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    comedians cracking each other up must be so rewarding 😊

  • @kasey_price
    @kasey_price ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wow y’all should do this more! The two of you are hilarious

  • @purpurr707
    @purpurr707 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is that my favorite top and favorite bottom?

  • @Aldolador1
    @Aldolador1 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    These two are my absolute FAVORITES. What an awesome- dynamic duo!

  • @steveparker2938
    @steveparker2938 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JOKE:
    What do lesbians do on the second date?
    Move in together.
    What do gay men do on the second date?
    No one knows. There's never been one.
    I'm gay, this is lesbian approved (a friend). No trolls please. Don't like it . . . move on.

  • @MrBobbo18
    @MrBobbo18 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The comedy speed ball
    Sam brings me down while Matteo fires me up

  • @NewChiqueChloe
    @NewChiqueChloe ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sam was so out of his element here it's almost comical on its own

    • @jordanhyman9877
      @jordanhyman9877 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i think he'd had more drinks than he normally does before going onstage.

  • @jm-alan
    @jm-alan ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sam is a gem, the ally I didn't know I needed

  • @DanTony68
    @DanTony68 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The best 12 minutes I spent since the year's beginning. So inspiringly excellent 👌

  • @onmike7944
    @onmike7944 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I need more of you two. This was great!

  • @zanewilliamson4310
    @zanewilliamson4310 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can't believe my two favorite comedians are a duo here I love it

  • @p.s.g2338
    @p.s.g2338 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want Matteo and Matt Rife to do a skit together

  • @highwind6325
    @highwind6325 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ugh this was too short I wanted this to go on for another hour

  • @ModernInkling
    @ModernInkling ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love both of these guys! Although I didn't realize Sam was so tall, or that Matteo was so short!

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sam Morril is like “I’m a 90s comedian, yet wasn’t born until 1992”

  • @Matthew-wq9gg
    @Matthew-wq9gg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite musical is The Umbrellas of Cherbourg. It's French and it's not on stage. I don't have enough money to go to a stage musical.

  • @erloum1775
    @erloum1775 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason I never though Sam was that tall or Matteo to be not super tall?? Does that make sense?

  • @KFitts-ej6sr
    @KFitts-ej6sr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am OBSESSED with Matteo... I need MORE STAND UPS AND SPECIALS TO WATCH FROM HIM. But I love this fuckin duo. Who'd have thought? I love Matteo's Advice special

  • @jbyork
    @jbyork ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hell yes! I would watch Sam and Matteo every day!

  • @fusionplayer5983
    @fusionplayer5983 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:00 that's a really well good joke that somehow went over everyone's head

  • @TheHooniverse
    @TheHooniverse ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The wrap-up to that last story... is amazing

  • @jessicabw
    @jessicabw ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "A WOMAN'S FINGER"
    Straight men never fail to remind us they're straight. Girl, we know.

    • @slurvtrutl526
      @slurvtrutl526 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahaha he set up the tease with the slight delay

  • @rosshowarth3266
    @rosshowarth3266 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fucking love you two, and together, a real joy

  • @maxkuozc
    @maxkuozc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mom: how did the audition go?
    Sam: I blew it.