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  • @John_Malecki
    @John_Malecki  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

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    • @juliebaker6969
      @juliebaker6969 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why did you cut the bottle for the paint? That isn't the hack they showed. An intact bottle helps regulate the paint flow, and allows you to squeeze the bottle if you need more than flows naturally. And with it closed, you can tilt the brush at ANY angle without the paint spilling. Dude you made it WAY harder than it had to be. And HOT glue would have been the best type of glue to use I think. It sticks to pretty much everything, and can easily form an airtight seal.

    • @Sumitkanand
      @Sumitkanand 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True

    • @arrisstevens1185
      @arrisstevens1185 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey I think you're supposed to use the whole bottle so you can squeeze the paint into the brush

  • @Nopee_Nopersun
    @Nopee_Nopersun 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    You definitely didn’t do the paint brush one correct. The bottle top was a squeeze top. Fill the bottle with paint and twist it back on. Then squeeze the bottle to get the paint to flow.

  • @Inoxo241
    @Inoxo241 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +588

    It is painful to see you chop the bottle in half, when the cap is a squeezy cap. water barley drips out, how is paint going to

    • @christopherclubb5873
      @christopherclubb5873 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      mate im shouting at my screen whats he doin he gotta b joking 😂

    • @ethanWELAN
      @ethanWELAN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Barely barley

    • @gregdrivesdriver5104
      @gregdrivesdriver5104 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Someone missed science class in middle school? SUCTION?

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@gregdrivesdriver5104Suction from where?

    • @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
      @deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If you cut the back off you don't have to squeeze it for any liquid to fall through, he just needed more paint to create the force needed. Either way it still isn't better than using it regularly.🤷‍♂️

  • @dennisberson9649
    @dennisberson9649 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1876

    If you hadn’t cut the bottle in have you could have squeezed the paint down into the bristles .. not a fail if you don’t replicate it exactly

    • @OMGitsathing
      @OMGitsathing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      Came here to say the same thing lol

    • @rockinHurley777
      @rockinHurley777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Half*

    • @inday4542
      @inday4542 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      exactly

    • @dennisberson9649
      @dennisberson9649 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@rockinHurley777 fat farrier fingers . Apologies

    • @Frankon81
      @Frankon81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      and you could have thined the paint a bit. Also to make it work you need to move that brush like you paint energetically

  • @jaymalone5172
    @jaymalone5172 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +872

    So...did John ever realize that the type of nozzle on the water bottle only works when you squeeze the bottle or suck on the nozzle? lol

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yes, that's how the store bought designs work

    • @bobtheblob2770
      @bobtheblob2770 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      thats only because the bottle is solid and creates a vacuum on the inside. he used a bottle cut in half so there as no vacuum in there and flows out by itself

    • @erlanggahadinata5543
      @erlanggahadinata5543 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      The idea of that DIY is bad, but somehow he make it worse. He not even try, he just make it even worse

    • @Stady999
      @Stady999 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So true

    • @StudioKudos
      @StudioKudos 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ...or that a paint so thick would never slide down the bristles fast enought?

  • @dannop2562
    @dannop2562 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +594

    “I doubt it’ll work like the video…”
    -proceeds to do it differently than the video-
    “Yup, it doesn’t work.”

    • @Hedriks
      @Hedriks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      you're right... that planer/router that was made, I saw it made by a carpenter and the carpenter did a clean job of it.

    • @jasonandersen5975
      @jasonandersen5975 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Anybody who has understands basic fluid dynamics and/or has done much painting would recognize this wasn’t going to work. Most tik tok tricks are worthless scams.

    • @b0rd3n
      @b0rd3n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      true incompetence, i agree

    • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
      @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jasonandersen5975 Anyone who has ever assembled a paintbrush would recognize that the brush idea was complete bs. No scratch that. Anyone who has ever observed the effects of _gravity_ would know that. I find it surprising that it has to be pointed out. There are two outcomes depending on the brush construction and how far you go.
      Option 1 is you fake it by either not drilling all the way through or by drilling a tiny weep hole if there's room in the center. Either way, it's not functional, so you just fake the video and run with it. It's a viral life hack video. The default presumption should always be that it's misleading or otherwise exploitative.
      Option 2 is you bore it out big enough to feed paint. The result is that you destroy the brush, and you now have no control over the flow. You can't paint out of position, and you need to constantly stop to use a funnel to fill the bottle. It would be an impractical, uncontrollable mess that wastes more time and paint than alternatives which are simpler, cheaper, and don't require extra tools or the destruction of a good brush.

  • @jamesdriggers2011
    @jamesdriggers2011 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    If you don't cut the bottom off the bottle you can use it to squeeze the paint down in to the bristles in stead of shaking for 20 minutes.

    • @erikmorel6040
      @erikmorel6040 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Así es. Como tú dice

  • @alankohn6709
    @alankohn6709 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    For those wondering the woman was making a Swedish torch you drill a hole in the centre (and if memory serves one from the side) of a log and light a fire in the centre it slowly burns it way out and in cold snowy conditions its not in the wet ground plus you can sit pots and pans on top

    • @angrymeowngi
      @angrymeowngi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Oh she was doing something huh...gotta watch that again

    • @RedBeard1620
      @RedBeard1620 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Another method is split the log into quarters lengthwise, cut a chunk out of the bottom of one quarter (to allow airflow) and cut the inside wedge out of all the quarters lengthwise to make the hollow cavity in the middle. Use some wire or similar to wrap around the log, then light it. This is if you only have an axe or machete and not a drill bit like the lady in the video...had to rewatch that like 6 times before I noticed she even had that 😆

    • @originlgazza5925
      @originlgazza5925 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Cold snowy conditions....ahhh thats why they...I mean she looked a bit....cold? almost 19m views for that pair is crazy tho, people know po*n sites exist right?

  • @bobamerican755
    @bobamerican755 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +589

    Me at the lumber store: damn walnut is expensive!
    TH-camrs: let’s make this single use router sled out of walnut!

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      I always like when they say, "we'll just use some scrap plywood" and it's 15 layer, finish grade Baltic birch 😂

    • @sjmaguirepdx
      @sjmaguirepdx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Also… “I’m not very good at wood turning…” Turns to his $3000 lathe.

    • @JohnClark-tt2bl
      @JohnClark-tt2bl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yeah I i die a little inside whenever someone uses expensive hardwood for some throwaway project. I use pine anytime I'm doing something for the first time, or for a jig or something.
      No way an I using my precious (walnut) for that.

    • @andrewupson2987
      @andrewupson2987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He did get like a $60-80k bandsaw mill. So now he has an abundance of "free" wood.

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andrewupson2987 If you find someone local that runs a mill at their own place, not a mobile one. You can get the end cuts and the crappy stuff for next to nothing. I have seen builds where people with time on their hands have made some nice stuff with it. Most of it is smaller 1x4 stuff after you resaw it. The guy I know built a gang saw to cut the wood to size then he runs them in a planer. I just by him self he can process a few hundred boards after driving 2 hours round trip to pick up a bunk of it.
      There is just so much wasted wood that come out of the saw mills.

  • @Pete..
    @Pete.. หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Why did you cut the bottle? Good God that was frustrating to watch.

    • @rileybrooks4590
      @rileybrooks4590 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      For air, other wise it won’t come out well. You’d have to squeeze it like a ketchup bottle

  • @marknkatz
    @marknkatz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Take the two contrasting wood pieces and laminate them together temporarily with a pinner. Scroll saw the pattern through both simultaneously. You’ll have two sets which fit together. Maybe a little loose due to saw kerf, but still it should work.

    • @alandesgrange9703
      @alandesgrange9703 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Exactly!!!!

    • @phillpennell311
      @phillpennell311 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I came to say this also 👍 works every time

    • @benzracer
      @benzracer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I was gonna say I've done this with a scroll saw before. easy money.

    • @Therealabedjoud
      @Therealabedjoud 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I came here to say this! It was almost comical watching the way he did it. He would have been able to make 2 out the 2 scrolled pieces

    • @D3nn1s
      @D3nn1s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He specifically said he didnt want that. Just use a router tho

  • @diabloajax9884
    @diabloajax9884 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    4:16 that’s why they didn’t cut the bottle. You squeeze the bottle so the paint comes out.
    Same as you drink out of it, you suck it out or you squeeze it out.
    You didn’t have a closed container so the only way it would work right now is when you drill a (tiny) hole in the bottle cap so the paint drizzles out of it and gives you a continues flow.
    But if you do that the paint wouldn’t stop coming out of the bottle.
    So please try this again with a bottle that isn’t cut in half 😃

  • @noahjaybee
    @noahjaybee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The puzzle wood hack was actually temporarily attaching the two pieces on top of each other, with a layer of tape on each side and glued between, like a sandwich. Then you cut the shape you want and you have two identical halves of each side of the shape... One of each wood. Detach them, remove glued tape, and put one of each side together again like a puzzle.

    • @stuntmaniatv
      @stuntmaniatv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also if you make the cuts at an angle, the bits slot together to more effectively hide the kerf. I'd have a used a fret/scroll saw :)

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    The thing I love most about these videos is John watches the videos, then promptly half asses whatever process they describe, like every time! The reason I love that is because first, it’s funny as hell to see him question the video even if he didn’t actually do what they do, and second, it’s exactly what I would do so it’s very relatable.

    • @dudlydjarbum2045
      @dudlydjarbum2045 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Just malecki it

    • @jpjunk
      @jpjunk 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think if the water bottle wasn't cut you would have been able to make it work since you can squeeze the bottle to get the paint going

    • @Gundumb_guy
      @Gundumb_guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jpjunk yea idk how he missed that specially after demonstrating how the bottle worked before cutting it. 😂

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's insufferable

  • @Taliesen.
    @Taliesen. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The 'running paint' joint would likely be a lot easier using inlay techniques. Cut both boards together on a scroll saw with the table at a very slight angle so they join tightly.

    • @smatteringproductions5440
      @smatteringproductions5440 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Came here to say this. Scroll saw is the way to go with that. He made it a bunch harder doing it the way he did. Did come out pretty good though!

    • @tweeterfire1372
      @tweeterfire1372 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My sentiments, exactly.

    • @josephmoretti2583
      @josephmoretti2583 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      then u can't sand them so good luck trying to make perfect round edges

  • @darkholyPL
    @darkholyPL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    25:43
    -We have clearance, Clarence.
    -Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

  • @bogmaerke
    @bogmaerke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1) Could have squeezed it if it was an entire bottle
    2) Dip brush in paint to get it started, it's only supposed to keep feeding paint
    3) A paint brush is supposed to be saturated with paint, the paint is supposed to come from the inside cavity when you brush...

  • @TheDeplorableNeanderthal
    @TheDeplorableNeanderthal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    You should have made the coat hanger with the ballchinian board… TikTok famous right there.

  • @Drew_H.
    @Drew_H. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Love the small jokes you include in the edits. Plank was only on screen for a second at 11:08, but it gave me a good laugh.

    • @hungrycolby
      @hungrycolby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      So happy that someone else caught Plank too 😆

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@hungrycolby Someone call johnny, he needs his friend before he becomes woodchips

    • @hungrycolby
      @hungrycolby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dimitar4y Yes EXACTLY!! 😆

    • @brycematthews2784
      @brycematthews2784 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ed,Edd and eddy

  • @opticalip1
    @opticalip1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    3:57 there is a reason they never cut the bottle, so you can squeeze it and force the paint out on the brush

    • @Blanddog
      @Blanddog หลายเดือนก่อน

      Looking for this comment

  • @russwilliams4777
    @russwilliams4777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    For the melty-wood without a CNC, I'd guess a scroll-saw for cutting out a template (1/4" ply?) then use that to rout positive/negative templates offsetting half of the kerf of the flush trim bit, then use those and the same flush trim bit to rout the pieces. Will mean there's a minimum radius for the curves in the design but should leave no gaps.
    That surfacing-bit-router-plane is awesome, I'm going to build one!
    And, yes, I know what a Balchinian is. This is a silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.

    • @jasontstein
      @jasontstein 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You can do things with less extreme curves on a bandsaw by taping both pieces together, and cutting them at the same time. You then get two mating boards with negative images.

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah, scroll saw seems like it would be the move.

    • @barry.w.christie
      @barry.w.christie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The scroll saw would've been perfect ... just layer the two pieces together, cut along the line once and now you have two sets of the joint, one the mirror image (dark/light or light/dark) of the other ... if you use a fine enough blade then no sanding required either!!

    • @stuntmaniatv
      @stuntmaniatv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@barry.w.christie also, cut diagonal to avoid the kerf issue! 😊

  • @dustinf11
    @dustinf11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Man you botched that first one...

    • @thickgirlsneedlove2190
      @thickgirlsneedlove2190 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good it's Chinese TikTok

    • @richardhinton4232
      @richardhinton4232 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There really is no way to not botch it it's a dumb idea to solve what is honestly not even a problem it's not that tedious to just dip a brush in paint even if it worked perfectly as advertised it's a dumb hack

    • @lordquenntillieusiii9250
      @lordquenntillieusiii9250 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@richardhinton4232it is dumb and for a problem that doesn't exist but he messed up by cutting the bottle with the whole bottle you would squeeze it and the paint would come out

    • @JedandJen
      @JedandJen หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lordquenntillieusiii9250exactly, by cutting the bottle, he created a massive hole for make up air, and basically the paint flowed freely. Not sure how he didn’t get that. People need to think like pouring a gas can and popping the tab on top, or draining your oil and pulling the dipstick.

  • @dirkhaar2243
    @dirkhaar2243 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    3:45 if you had taken the whole bottle, it might not dripped out on the upper side and you could have squeezed paint into the brizzles.

  • @jasonellis6274
    @jasonellis6274 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    When these videos drop I find pure joy in watching the "projects" give a woodworker problems. Absolutely love em!!!!!! Keep these suckers coming

  • @Bubba-23nineteen
    @Bubba-23nineteen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love all your work, but the MIB reference is my favorite part of this, lol

    • @danselby2767
      @danselby2767 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I like the part where they can't stop stealing content from other people to make their videos better. Of course they wouldn't like it losers

  • @barnyardkh4
    @barnyardkh4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    LOL! "It looks like it's right on where my knob is." Nice! LOL!

  • @lars9925
    @lars9925 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Now, I am even more impressed by your OTHER videos!
    How do you create beautiful and functional furniture while obviously not knowing how physics work?
    This nozzle with a cut in half bottle cannot work!

    • @chrisoakey9841
      @chrisoakey9841 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes but he is starting with imperial measurements so everything is harder.
      He needs to go metric, and use the extra brain power thinking through the job.

    • @nesX07
      @nesX07 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It doesn't matter if the bottle is cut or not. You have to suck to make liquid go through. You wouldn't want to sit there and squeeze the bottle. He should have used an entirely different cap

    • @chrisoakey9841
      @chrisoakey9841 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@nesX07 i think he was correct regardless. it is easier, faster, and easier cleanup to tip and paint.

  • @twindadcreations
    @twindadcreations 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    For the drip boards, it would take a bit, but you could tape the 2 boards together and run them through a scroll saw. Take your time and you could probably end up with 2 boards instead of 1.

    • @twindadcreations
      @twindadcreations 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@famousamoso7 how do you figure? If I have a board and make the drips by running it through a scroll saw, I now have we’ll say a left and a right to that board. Left and right fit together because they only have one path cut through them.
      Now, take what we just learned and secure a second piece to that board and run it through the scroll saw. We now have 2 lefts and 2 rights. Put left 1 with right 2 and left 2 with right 1.

  • @israelmcintosh9745
    @israelmcintosh9745 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The coat hanger at the end is my favorite project on the list.

  • @DSzaks
    @DSzaks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    probably an easier way to do that wood ooze art thingy would have been to bolt the light and dark panels on top of each other. Carve out w/e ooze line you want across both of them. Unbolt it, slice off the bolt location, then the opposite parts of the top and bottom should fit together perfect, and you would have 2 sculptures to boot.

  • @frozenmagmapool
    @frozenmagmapool 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    5k likes in 3 hours, internet has called your bluff. your move John.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      🔥 is coming

    • @Mattlawton-ft6ew
      @Mattlawton-ft6ew 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ballchinion mib men in Black the man with ball on his chin 🤣🤣👍

    • @Jo316
      @Jo316 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm glad the algorithm gods brought me here, dunno why it though I'd like it, but loved it. Subscribed

    • @allenkuns6552
      @allenkuns6552 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stupidity is contagious

  • @kennethwork8913
    @kennethwork8913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great video John-all we need now is a link to the young lady pepper building the fire!! Keep em coming.

  • @JohnDlugosz
    @JohnDlugosz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I used a full-size router, and the biggest flat-bottom bit I had (never heard of a fly cutter bit before today!), and the wood base was a long bridge, twice the width of the work that needed flattening. I put flat parallel wood strips on either side of the work that were taller than the work was thick; this let the bridge ride above the surface of the work. I lowered the bit to touch, and ran it over the work.
    Rather than a plane that glides over the work itself, this sat on the strips, above the work. The only difficult part is making the bridge stiff enough so it doesn't sag.

    • @rothery2
      @rothery2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So you built a router sled for flattening. Like many people before. This was an example of a router plane instead.

  • @wm45
    @wm45 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was rad to see Plank make an appearance!

  • @josephduardo896
    @josephduardo896 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This man literally has my dream wood shop

  • @rafaelthomas4174
    @rafaelthomas4174 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The "balls" looking design in the 2nd one looks like the silhouette of the "Monster" from Bugs Bunny. IYKYK LOL

  • @danellabarnes-penman1118
    @danellabarnes-penman1118 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    While I’m not a perfect turner or sharpener, I’m happy to record the easiest way I’ve found. If you want to make more of these, I’ll make the handle knobs to trade for a sled. This is such a great idea!

  • @chrisbrennaman3665
    @chrisbrennaman3665 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    For the drip, a stack cut on a scroll saw seems like the way to go.

  • @Ddrrafton
    @Ddrrafton 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I hope you are already working on a sweet video when you hit a million subs man! You're so close!!! One if the absolute best personalities in the woodworking community. Thank you and keep 'em coming.

  • @travisg1759
    @travisg1759 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great fun. 😊 For the coat rack, all you had to do was add another piece the same thickness to the back across the bottom for the hooks to rest against. Even with the thinner backing it would probably work and look better.

  • @Ceen328
    @Ceen328 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    John: 'Because I want to make it look pretty'
    Also John: mounts it with two ugly screws right thru the face. 🙃
    Btw, the dove tail bench would look so dope, if you make the legs out of concrete.

    • @egg_rl7118
      @egg_rl7118 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No it wldnt

  • @kyriakosevangelakos9971
    @kyriakosevangelakos9971 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tip for your brushes.. when you finish painting metal or whatever just put them in a cup of diesel fuel and just leave it in for days,weeks,months... diesel desolves paint and it doesn't evaporate.. when you want to use it again just shake off the diesel from the brush and try drying it.. best solution is give it a blow with compressed air.. it's so clean you can even use white paint even if you last used black... i use the same paint brushes for years😂

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you can also just put it in gas or alchohol and swish it around then rinse it

    • @kyriakosevangelakos9971
      @kyriakosevangelakos9971 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@animeloveer97 yes 100% but diesel keeps the hair of the brush nice and soft

  • @tylers.171
    @tylers.171 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:00 somebody’s got to fly check you 😂😂 multiple scenes with it all the way down 😂

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can honestly say I wasn't looking.

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is like the third video now where people comment that

  • @RonnieStanley-tc6vi
    @RonnieStanley-tc6vi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That first one looks like a hack "Only Masters Know About". Thats just too freakin skillful for me.😂😂

  • @Edge3133
    @Edge3133 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Waiting on this fireplace 😐

  • @Patriot_Stunts
    @Patriot_Stunts หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole time you were cutting the drip I was thinking “bro that looks like balls”

  • @dennisstone5018
    @dennisstone5018 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This reinforces my never watching Tim Tok

  • @0rbnotacus
    @0rbnotacus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have a good personality, you're entertaining, informative, and you seem and act like a regular human. One of the easiest subscribes ever.

  • @Oikolukuhirvi
    @Oikolukuhirvi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The John Malecki Ballsack Joint is a thing now?

  • @REJack89
    @REJack89 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would love to see the Brush hack without the bottle cut in half :P you should use the pressure force inside the bottle to put pain in the brushes itself ;) nice video

  • @omerZauber
    @omerZauber 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's an internet hack, the only glue you need is hot glue.

  • @DriftedDreams
    @DriftedDreams 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have no idea who you are but your videos have randomly started appearing on my recommended. They are brilliant, consider me subscribed

  • @ziggygunz2447
    @ziggygunz2447 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    *him sticking tiny dowel rod into paint spout: "the large primate has learned to use simple tools to cox out his prize..." (mandatory Attenborough voice)

  • @Christopher_Gibbons
    @Christopher_Gibbons 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the drippy wood, it may be easier to tape the two pieces one on top of the other and make the cut through both of them. Should fit perfectly and you end up with two of them.

  • @jasonwilly
    @jasonwilly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Hey genius… it’s called a squirt bottle for a reason…. The OP didn’t cut the bottle in half, did he? It actually works if you learn how to follow instructions.

    • @re9246
      @re9246 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rough..

    • @jstadude9810
      @jstadude9810 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Show us your video on it genius

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's called entertainment, not education... adjust expectations. Lol

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jstadude9810watch the original video Einstein

  • @NeilHallen
    @NeilHallen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do you not have over a million subscribers. This is the place I love to come to when I'm online. Thank you so much for great media! Just amazing.

  • @Vanjonsorz
    @Vanjonsorz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    John, sorry to say mate, the channel is worse for the loss of Sam and Jordan. You are the same, but the video atmosphere is awkward, and not as cohesive. I don't know what the answer is, but their presence is missed each video

    • @DarkWidget
      @DarkWidget 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What happened? 😳

    • @Vanjonsorz
      @Vanjonsorz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DarkWidget AFAIK they both moved on to different careers. Sam first, then Jordan. There one video, gone the next. Unsure why. , It feels like John is trying to recreate the exact same vibe with new people, and it stands out a mile.

    • @DarkWidget
      @DarkWidget 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Vanjonsorz personally i recently found the channel, so I don't really have the same ties you probably do. Though personally I haven't noticed a huge difference other than the absence

  • @bazilwreckerloughead
    @bazilwreckerloughead 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I kinda dig that coat hanger thing, that's kind of a cool little beginner thing.

  • @cookerjam
    @cookerjam 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I hate how much gear and money you have for how bad at this you are.

    • @seekerofthemutablebalance5228
      @seekerofthemutablebalance5228 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haters gonna hate

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@seekerofthemutablebalance5228 "I'm not wrong, it's everyone else who's just a hater"

  • @kevinmorrice
    @kevinmorrice 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    my old wood shop teacher used to call wood filler "tree mayo" and it springs to mind every time i see wood filler

  • @gugugaga1460
    @gugugaga1460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Can someone please explain to boomers, they don't need to add a meme video for every "cool ane hip" sentence they drop.

    • @xFrust
      @xFrust 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In all fairness his video is edited better than your videos

    • @TypeDaniel
      @TypeDaniel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He doesn’t edit his own videos, as a guess.

    • @Esther_Yamagigi
      @Esther_Yamagigi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Can someone please explain to children, not everyone who is older than them is a "boomer"? Please only use words you know the meaning of.

    • @gugugaga1460
      @gugugaga1460 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Esther_Yamagigi ok boomer

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠@@gugugaga1460 Case in point: literally using boomer wrong, again, thinking you’re slick, when all you’ve done is validate Esther’s argument.
      Christ, it’s like you’re trying to make yourself look bad.

  • @johnbell1012
    @johnbell1012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These videos are ridiculous. Just what I need to break the norm. This is one of my favorite channels.

  • @brent5832
    @brent5832 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So the hacks suck, but your attempts are equally bad and provide little to no insight.

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's entertainment, sad person.

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@pamelah6431 it's not entertaining, it's annoying

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bigchooch4434 depends on who you ask. I find these petty comments more annoying than the silly video. 🙃

  • @mikeanderson2730
    @mikeanderson2730 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here´s a tip that actually works; when you are pouring paint from a bigger paint can, you take mascing tape and make a "v" pattern on the edge of the can. The "v" should be half an inch from the edge of the can. When you pour, the paint makes a narrow stream and is much more accurate and easy to control. After the pour, take away the tape and there is no paint on the can (or the floor), only on the tape.

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That drip joint would make a crazy guitar neck.

  • @jpprice14duh
    @jpprice14duh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The bassmaster clips are crazy appreciated. Dude is a 🐐!

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    router powered planer is actually kind of a great idea in potential... only held back by WOOOD GRAAAIIN

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The most important thing with most well made painting tools is ease of cleaning...

  • @billix0
    @billix0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The router planer looked made for success. As soon as I saw the guy included the assembly I thought that's real deal.

  • @janjirawilliams1172
    @janjirawilliams1172 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The water bottle paintbrush hack was indeed stupid. I wouldn't even try it. Bravo to you for your patience.

  • @mikeled1754
    @mikeled1754 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    On the coat rack...make the ones you pull down out of cool looking resin!!!

  • @ScoobySnackOG
    @ScoobySnackOG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Y’all are so close to 1 million, well deserved!

  • @brianm6117
    @brianm6117 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That coat hanger is actually pretty cool. I'm not a wood worker in any shape or form, but I think I could pull that off. I have a need for it too.

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the thing with the router was really cool and that dripping wood nonsense look cool as hell.

  • @tylerdurden2464
    @tylerdurden2464 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fireplace inserts are extremely easy to install but it's very easy to burn/blow up your home if you don't know what you're doing. You seem pretty competent, so good luck.

  • @Titian083
    @Titian083 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “This is going to be an easy one” I instantly winced

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That hidden coat rack looks good. Just wondering if it can support the weight of four heavy coats though.

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Dumb Tiktoks" is the best example of tautology I've ever seen.

  • @Atetrigrams
    @Atetrigrams 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    We need that fireplace video! You got 57 thousand likes!

  • @JoseCruzGutierrezGalaviz
    @JoseCruzGutierrezGalaviz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Los trabajos artesanales requieren de tacto, intuición y mucha paciencia (mi abuelo decía "necesitas tener amor en las manos")

  • @kwaad2
    @kwaad2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's bad when the Viral TikToks do a better job than the person "testing" them.

  • @ziggygunz2447
    @ziggygunz2447 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Maybe the reason they used a whole water bottle for the paint brush hack was so you could squeeze the paint out as you need more...?

  • @krishuhn2184
    @krishuhn2184 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hilarious as always, this video was a wonderful way to my Sunday. Thanks!!!

  • @Benpetchel
    @Benpetchel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the planer 😂 more of these videos love it!

  • @turbot_
    @turbot_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The editor deserves a raise for all the clips they find.

  • @PatriciaCross
    @PatriciaCross 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the first one to work, you need a sponge. Entire brush may have to be a sponge (sponge brush) like one of those dish sponges with a handle that holds detergent. At very least, you need sponge going from bottle to somewhere within the bristles. You'd have to experiment with how much sponge.
    It is kind of useless, though. Most jobs you will constantly be regilling and overall more work than just dipping it, and for small jobs it is tool much extra effort compared to what you are doing. Plus you move brushes a lot, so you need to be able to fill and close the reservoir.
    You solution is either some sort of flegible feed hose that you can control, or design a solid paint stick similar to a glue stick.

  • @richb1016
    @richb1016 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the summertime balls on the 2 tone wood board.

  • @blakecarter537
    @blakecarter537 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Let’s see that fireplace build John!

  • @Tanya_Maria
    @Tanya_Maria 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love watching you build these! :)

  • @TheStore1989
    @TheStore1989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absolutely love these kind of goofy videos!

  • @nickyt3269
    @nickyt3269 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    with the paint brush one, if you dont cut the bottle, you can squeeze it to force paint in,

  • @MCsCreations
    @MCsCreations 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Awesome work, John! 😊
    Stay safe there with your family! 🖖😊

  • @40MikeMike512
    @40MikeMike512 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Time for 10 fireplaces at home. We'll wait.....

  • @Hnkka
    @Hnkka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your arts and crafts projects are always nice, would love to see more

  • @gary1862530
    @gary1862530 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The first one feels more like an extra credit project than something that saves you time from just dipping it into a can 😂

  • @techexamined
    @techexamined 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Get to building that fireplace!!!! Just in time for summer!!! But hey… you can warm your wood chestnuts by that fire!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Wingstrat28
    @Wingstrat28 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Of all the things you cut bowties into, how was that dovetail banch crack not one of them. Beautiful work brother. Great work as always.

  • @Malidictus
    @Malidictus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I need to get some thick wood. My wood isn't as thick as Jake's, but that's what we got."

  • @darkviris
    @darkviris 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dove tail bench was inspiring.

  • @Caberbalschnit
    @Caberbalschnit 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok as a kid sick of painting neighbors fences, I actually made the "reservoir brush" I called it. But I also used faaaar better quality materials. 1 thing to remember though is you MUST use a uncut bottle as the reservoir, so you can squeeze it to force paint out. It actually worked so well for me I upgraded the 16oz reservoir bottle to a liter bottle. And yes there is definately a special way you gotta drill out the feed tube for the bristles. But by the time I was done it was less "hack" and more serious timekilling project. This prolly helps, none at all lol.