Mambo was a double edged sword. On one hand yeah Malenia healed off him and ruined dozens of runs, but on the other there were a couple where Mambo's fire attacks would remove the frostbite effect and allow Jerma to reapply it. You can see it when he does thousands of damage in just a few seconds over and over. It was definitely possible to win with Mambo, Jerma would have just needed to use the fullmoon spell more effectively since that and moonblade were his best damage dealing attacks by far. Malenia is weak to frostbite, fire, and bleed, which is why most of the "solo her" players run a bleed + frost build with the bleed weapon often being rivers of blood, which does fire and physical damage. She's basically designed to be a boss where you deal huge chunks of damage all at once with freeze and bleed, rather than one that you slowly chip away at with normal weapons. She's also easy to stagger with heavier weapons, which is why the blasphemous blade from Rykard is also very good against her.
Yeah he summoned a giant omegalul and had it bite off the infants head. Worst part is is that he played the Austin powers theme and was screaming “alright chat you guys wanted to peep the horror, here!” During the whole thing
@@cheezyguy7119i do wish there was some way to thank the summon, a little fist bump or something. feels like i’m using them and throwing them in the trash when i’m done
@@fehdip Oh, I definitely didn't kill Malenia with it. I killed her with Moonveil, a Cold Uchi, and Ogha after looking up tactics for her online. I just did most of the game _before_ her with it.
Its amazing to me watching a man who put so much into int that he can do rannis dark moon, and yet he doesn't think to capitalize the points in her boss fight where she stands still stationary for like 20 seconds. He could totally spam the moon while she's down in that second phase
@@spoolsloops Sometimes I have empathy for people who fall for scams. But anyone who believes those are really the people they are pretending to be… they deserve it.
@@WiresDawson you can feel bad for someone while also realizing theyre a dumbass who deserves it at the same time. conflicting emotions is what humanity is all about
He acts like people are calling him deranged as if no one else gets angry at this game but other people like yell or maybe break a controller he just says shit like “if there was a piece of meat on my shoulder it would be turning brown. Genuine maniac
It's amazing how long he used that baby rattle when he had access to a bajillion other weapons that would've actually been useful. He's a GOD of a gamer
Its more amazing how there are still people claiming dark souls games are some of the hardest games ever even tho every single one can be brute forced by people like Jerma and Forsen lmao
It's funny how he's far from the only one who comes to the conclusion that she's a Sekiro boss that ended up in the wrong game. It's a very appropriate description.
Seeing Jerma struggle in the Haligtree make me remember how much of that I totally cheesed. Like that big lizard thing in the rot lake, which I killed by just taunting it from on top of the cliff until it swung its head close enough to hit. It took like 20 minutes but I never even considered actually jumping down and fighting in the scarlet rot water.
At 29:14 Jerma doesn't dodge Godfrey's axe. Hence, his boasting about being able to dodge a battle axe on stream was nothing but a mere bluff. Checkmate, Jeremiah.
I'm playing elden ring right now, and I noticed: "cool, Jerma is exploring the same area as me!" Then I looked at the title and he got to Malenia, and now... I think there were some other places I could explore...
"I think she accidentally got in this game, I don't think she's supposed to be here" when talking about Sekiro and Malenia was actually scary close to accurate if some of the rumors on Waterfowl being intended for a cut Sekiro boss (probably Tomoe) are true, Jerma really cracked the code
It’s crazy that Jerma probably could’ve beaten her with Ranni’s Dark Moon alone since it’s literally the easiest cheese for this fight but he instead settled for using it 3 times per fight
They died out almost a month to the day after he was on there for one of their programs. Two, in fact. How many people he must have killed to tank their whole company in just one day of filming. And since it happened in LA they just thought it was a normal crime spike.
Hi! I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney.
18:44 the implication that there are "tons of us" has shaken me to my core. how many more vile and sickly beings does this "jerma" character have at his disposal. SHOCKING!
It’s crazy how with ONE message, he went from “I don’t want to get some op build and beat it fast” to “I want to kill this person as quickly and efficiently as possible”
Depends on the build tbh. He seems to enjoy using skills/weapon arts and there's some melee weapon arts that can REALLY fuck with Malenia. One that comes to mind is the Blasphemous Blade which has a really good amount of poise damage and Malenia can be staggered quite easily with it. It's probably even better at it now since the poise damage buff on greatswords lmao
His commitment to summoning “Mambo” all for him to be used as a Malenia heal meat puppet is commendable
He needed to summon him a 5th time...
he has to make it harder he's that good
Mambo was a double edged sword. On one hand yeah Malenia healed off him and ruined dozens of runs, but on the other there were a couple where Mambo's fire attacks would remove the frostbite effect and allow Jerma to reapply it. You can see it when he does thousands of damage in just a few seconds over and over. It was definitely possible to win with Mambo, Jerma would have just needed to use the fullmoon spell more effectively since that and moonblade were his best damage dealing attacks by far. Malenia is weak to frostbite, fire, and bleed, which is why most of the "solo her" players run a bleed + frost build with the bleed weapon often being rivers of blood, which does fire and physical damage. She's basically designed to be a boss where you deal huge chunks of damage all at once with freeze and bleed, rather than one that you slowly chip away at with normal weapons. She's also easy to stagger with heavier weapons, which is why the blasphemous blade from Rykard is also very good against her.
This is why you should use black knife titty.
"SHE ATE MAMBO".
amazing how they cut the 72 hour stream of non-stop attempts down to 32 minutes
@@recitationtohear Get hospitalized and don't recover
@@recitationtohear I love😮 you ❤
to be fair, he spent most of that time threatening to put people in a meat grinder, "hypothetically"
the 37 hour-long jam-out break was a real casualty, but sacrifices must be made i guess.
Not to mention the bodies
She didn't stand a chance against Jerma, Sword of Edw-
Sword of denz
Jerma is exactly the type of guy to actually use the Starlight spell
*stahlight
fackin stahlight, kid
Grayfuit and lark use it too
@@wangjiefan8939 W H O ?
True
Cant believe they cut out the part where he sacrifices a baby mid stream to try and beat Malena
Yeah he summoned a giant omegalul and had it bite off the infants head. Worst part is is that he played the Austin powers theme and was screaming “alright chat you guys wanted to peep the horror, here!” During the whole thing
Genuinely thought for a moment that you predicted the scorn stream
I love this community
Jerma was under the influence of carbon monoxide throughout this whole stream
Congrats to Mambo for beating Malenia!
Had to give oleg props for beating the entire fight for me.
@@cheezyguy7119i do wish there was some way to thank the summon, a little fist bump or something. feels like i’m using them and throwing them in the trash when i’m done
Must've been hard combing through those 3 months worth of Malenia attempts to find highlights for this video, props to you jack
I know right? This almost took him as long as Pinwheel.
Jack985
@@sereinity6684 i was there for the entire time he was trying to beat Pinwheel. I screamed at my monitor
The crazy part too is that he had the same clothes on the entire time
I'm glad they took out the 12 hour smoke break that he filmed. I always felt sad watching those.
It's actually pretty shocking Jerma couldn't beat her first try considering he trained under her to become a serial killer back in '07.
She taught him everything he knows. She didn't teach him everything SHE knows.
Silence checkmark
@@Kelohmello Milenia taught him well! But she didn't teach him everything!
*tickle punch*
He didn't want to embarasse his sensei.
What?
My dude really went to face off against Malenia with a Baby Rattle.
Bastard Stars is actually a seriously great weapon, I used it on my first playthrough. Flails in general are very fun and effective.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 While i respect the grind 💯... I think its not the best for malenia
@@fehdip Oh, I definitely didn't kill Malenia with it. I killed her with Moonveil, a Cold Uchi, and Ogha after looking up tactics for her online.
I just did most of the game _before_ her with it.
Its amazing to me watching a man who put so much into int that he can do rannis dark moon, and yet he doesn't think to capitalize the points in her boss fight where she stands still stationary for like 20 seconds. He could totally spam the moon while she's down in that second phase
@@spoolsloops Sometimes I have empathy for people who fall for scams.
But anyone who believes those are really the people they are pretending to be… they deserve it.
@@press_x_tojason "sometimes i have empathy" ... "[people who fall for these scams] deserve it"
nah, you don't have empathy.
@@WiresDawson
There was text where you put those nice looking little dots on that quotation my dude.
@@knavenformed9436 Yes, that is what they are for.
@@WiresDawson you can feel bad for someone while also realizing theyre a dumbass who deserves it at the same time. conflicting emotions is what humanity is all about
I like how him killing Placidusax, Maliketh, and Hoarah Loux was just kind of a tangent on his way to get stuff to fight Malenia better
Those bosses were genuinely harder for me than Malenia, and Jerma stomped through them in a blind fit of Malenia-induced rage
Honestly kind of surprised he survived most of the blade dance move the first time lol
I didn't even know you could survive the first two flurries of attacks if you didn't run away in time. I always died lol
Can't wait to play Slash Arc and Nut Kick, From Software's undisputed masterpieces
Jerma and lil lizard is the ultimate duo
Jerma needs a goodnight kiss from chat one of these days
I can't believe Jerma single handedly caused G4TV to go out of buisiness
First Chuck E Cheese. Now G4TV. Who is next?
Jerma is blissfully unaware of the destruction he causes
I remember watching G4TV as a kid. OG gamer content show
Adams coke addiction didn't help
Jerma asking "IS THIS A FUCKING CARTOON?!" when fighting Malenia, who is pretty much just an anime character, fits really well
Of course the snake is named “Mambo”
Crazy how he just straight up admitted to wanting to kill someone on steam and no one said anything
He acts like people are calling him deranged as if no one else gets angry at this game but other people like yell or maybe break a controller he just says shit like “if there was a piece of meat on my shoulder it would be turning brown. Genuine maniac
Actual best comment this had me in tears
If jerma was a fallout character he would have max charisma and 5 luck
3 luck
And 7 agility. If you swung an axe at him, he would dodge it.
20:40 He's coming for you and no one can save you.
One of the best parts of the entire stream. Glad it's finally on TH-cam!
@@recitationtohear 🎉
he unlocks the camera at about 29:03 just to help the bit he's saying and i so respect it.
It's amazing how long he used that baby rattle when he had access to a bajillion other weapons that would've actually been useful. He's a GOD of a gamer
is this the guy who beat elden ring in a baby cosplay on stream?
Its more amazing how there are still people claiming dark souls games are some of the hardest games ever even tho every single one can be brute forced by people like Jerma and Forsen lmao
@@JulioDRai
Almost like they are games for fun in the end.
@@JulioDRai I mean most people wouldn’t spend 72 hours to beat Malenia like Jerma did.
@@JulioDRai Jerma is actually good at dark souls though
this jeremy moment was so good they had to upload it twice for a brief period of time
The nut kick game absolutely sent me I'm feeling light headed from laughing so hard lmaooo
19:41 is amazing because you can tell that for a split-second he thinks he somehow killed her with his eyes closed
I love how jerma apologizes for being bad then continues to do crazy shit
Scam Andy
It's funny how he's far from the only one who comes to the conclusion that she's a Sekiro boss that ended up in the wrong game. It's a very appropriate description.
The editing on the 2ndJerma team is always a treat :)
Jerma’s commitment to a bit is either damnable by hellfire or an Oscar worthy performance he’s done for the last *FIFTY SIX YEARS*
I wonder if Jerma realizes the fire damage from snake guy resets the frostbite cooldown
That’s actually a strategy against her, you can cause frost to proc and immediately cancel with fire to do it again
I'm glad they cut the part of the VOD where he killed Malenia on stream after all those threats. Shit was way too graphic, even by Jerma standards.
Malenia, 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑀𝒾𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 unleashed actual primal bloodlust in Jerma. It's like he lost control of himself, truly a psycho streamer
Seeing Jerma struggle in the Haligtree make me remember how much of that I totally cheesed. Like that big lizard thing in the rot lake, which I killed by just taunting it from on top of the cliff until it swung its head close enough to hit. It took like 20 minutes but I never even considered actually jumping down and fighting in the scarlet rot water.
No joke title for today, that’s how you know he means business.
At 29:14 Jerma doesn't dodge Godfrey's axe. Hence, his boasting about being able to dodge a battle axe on stream was nothing but a mere bluff. Checkmate, Jeremiah.
He dodged the second chop. Just needed a warm-up is all.
@@Ryu1ify i like how the warm up is getting hit by it, thus in a real world example once his head is cleaved in half his speed doubles
@@mellowmelly9258 Yeah, because then he'd have the reaction time of _two brains_
Horah Loux better get a slot in the next JermaRumble
16:40 this segment till the Nut-Kick part is so funny
GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING GING!
1:34 he sounds exactly like the tarnished
10:25 sounds like jerma is genuinely gearing for his life
6:42 underrated moment of Malenia hitting Jerma with a seven hit combo.
Yeah, he beat Malenia, but he still covered up evidence that would have led to the Zodiac Killer’s capture.
And so it begins. The great shit-pantsing of our age. The Fly Opening of Minass Teardown.
2nd jerma being on time doesn't even matter anymore they cut down this absolute monster vod
he had the moonveil! he had the moonveil that whole time! and he used the nebula!
god gamer
Reminder that Jerma still owes chat 1.5 Billion dollars.
Idk why but the "chieftain of the badlands" bit is fucking hilarious to me
I'm playing elden ring right now, and I noticed: "cool, Jerma is exploring the same area as me!" Then I looked at the title and he got to Malenia, and now... I think there were some other places I could explore...
"I think she accidentally got in this game, I don't think she's supposed to be here" when talking about Sekiro and Malenia was actually scary close to accurate if some of the rumors on Waterfowl being intended for a cut Sekiro boss (probably Tomoe) are true, Jerma really cracked the code
Might as well call these streams Elder Ring as it is just an old fella finding out about rings
(20:55) « Don't F*CKING twist my shit around !! »
- Jeremy Elbertson, "The Master of Comedy 209". 1985
Can't wait for NutKick 2025!
It’s crazy that Jerma probably could’ve beaten her with Ranni’s Dark Moon alone since it’s literally the easiest cheese for this fight but he instead settled for using it 3 times per fight
having just gone through the Haligtree again today on a lower level character… yeah i feeeeeel the beginning of this vid lol
I've seen enough of these to tell when they genuinely don't know there is a second phase
took so long to come out G4 went under
They died out almost a month to the day after he was on there for one of their programs. Two, in fact.
How many people he must have killed to tank their whole company in just one day of filming. And since it happened in LA they just thought it was a normal crime spike.
26:33 he creams his pants
I can't wait for Horah Loux to win the next Jerma Rumble.
The Elden Ring streams were top tier.
4:45 Big lmao at their first meeting, instantly taking nearly 50% off. He will learn the hard way who is the blade of Miquela.
Hi! I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney.
walter blanco
Jessica Pinkmoman
@@Cceternal Waldemar Biały
I feel like a lemon...
18:44 the implication that there are "tons of us" has shaken me to my core. how many more vile and sickly beings does this "jerma" character have at his disposal. SHOCKING!
Let’s not forget that this guy died 17 times to pinwheel
RIP Mambo, fivever in our hearts.
Most normal 2nd Jerma title of all time? What is this, a regular LP?
Crazy that he immediately knew she was supposed to be a Sekiro boss and was put into Elden Ring
jerma literally just had to make a gambling allegory and he would have stomped Malenia
i like how the title is just "Elden Ring - Blade of Miquella"
Can't wait to see Nutkick become 2024 game of the year!
I love that he remembered Horah Loux from the intro
You help me with my depression jerma🙏🏾
Jerma reciting the intro cutscene has me rolling
That icon at the left of the health bar is a omegalul emote
is this the guy that died to Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing on stream?
That guy is a hard counter to spell casters, he's whooped my ass a few times too. So I can forgive him
focusing on his face during a boss is so funny
SLASH ARC! jesus this guys mentally insane
I can't believe he got a raid from
Ding Dong VG from G4 TV
3:00 - This area gives me PTSD. I somehow struggled more with the 4 phantoms than I did with Malenia☠️.
20:14 this one really got to him
2:25 Sums up my elden experience
It’s crazy how with ONE message, he went from “I don’t want to get some op build and beat it fast” to “I want to kill this person as quickly and efficiently as possible”
I don't think he could beat this boss if he was using a melee build
Depends on the build tbh. He seems to enjoy using skills/weapon arts and there's some melee weapon arts that can REALLY fuck with Malenia. One that comes to mind is the Blasphemous Blade which has a really good amount of poise damage and Malenia can be staggered quite easily with it. It's probably even better at it now since the poise damage buff on greatswords lmao
Bro this telegram texter really helping their case by giving almost everyone in the comments a free prize
bots taking a joyride thru the comments
I didn’t get one :(
@@hatefulgaming1800 Hey look, you got one!
I can't believe G4 raided Jerma and immediately went out of business because of Jerma.
he got mad at the fact she hovers in the air for waterfowl, as if that isnt the only reason the attack is dodgeable
16:51 I'm playing through the DLC now and, yeah, that happens.
Was literally about to comment this lol, that last fight man...
He cut the 1920’s bit how dare he
Jerma learns the hard way the faults of magic builds
To be fair she isn't really easier with melee.
after watching this whole thing, can you see this man beating malenia _without_ a magic build?
WAKE UP JUERMA 2 UPLOAD!!!
14:00 jerma when wrong game
the bots are really doin a number in this comments section huh
I never seen a man get broken by Malenia this much.
28:49 literal no way that scared him
Obsessed w the squeak he makes at 24:43
Im very disappointed they didnt show when he did the 1940s guy bit