@@GerardHammond Seriously mate, what is the matter with you? First, you need to create a profile with a username and a password with two capitals, six numerals and a special character. Send a verification code phone to your email or phone and then pass a robot test selecting all the frames with a de-sexed dog in it. Enter three secret questions about the date of your second cousin's unfortunate mastectomy, a dog you had when your parents had when you were three, and the width of your wife's supercilium. It's not that fucking hard mate!
you say this is satirical, but as someone who has worked in both a state government and the federal government in Australia... this is basically just a documentary
Reminds of my brother saying they wanted him to put on a hard hat and high vis gear to go eat a hotdog at bbq being held just outside the warehouse... He refused to go to the bbq as it was totally ridiculous.
That's hilarious about your brothers' BBQ.....that reminds me of the time when the 'unvaccinated' weren't allowed to work, or get a haircut because of the sniffles. Oh, those experimental medical procedures are now been labeled Genetically Modified Organisms by the Government, and a number of them have been taken off the market because of the many thousands of blood clots and deaths.
if there were 4 then 3 of them would be easy to find and the 4th would be hidden so you'd get that dreaded red text telling you that you missed a field. Then you would be holding your breathe to see whether the other field had been reset to their default values.
They're in Australia and their shows aren't usually picked up overseas for broadcasting. Really, social media is their only way to show off outside their home nation.
Keep a record of bandaids used!? Need to re-test new lifting slings still in packaging!? Warning sign that the urn contains hot water burn hazard!? Choice of hot water or very hot water.!? Test and tag new electrical extension leads still in packaging!? Renew the new fire extinguishers.
In fairness, I did open and service every brand new extension cord before we put them into service after a brand new one nearly started a fire on an aircraft we were servicing. Things just aren't made like they used to be.
If this didn't hit quite so close to home... lucky our VP finance was hired by Hawk Air as their president: they were bust less than 2 years later, no shock to anyone but him...
Monty Python sketch many years ago - man enters doctors surgery bleeding profusely and has to fill in forms before being seen. Nicely done though. Probably a joke as old as human medicine.
If it's any consolation, it's not just Australia: I worked for an outfit in Canada just like this, 2009 to 2014 when we got bought out. So not only is this a problem here, but we might in fact be ahead of you!
A new season of Utopia is coming Wednesday 7 June 8pm to ABC TV + iview!⚠
Yay. I’ll go and log a ticket to remember this item for the watch committee
@@GerardHammond Seriously mate, what is the matter with you? First, you need to create a profile with a username and a password with two capitals, six numerals and a special character. Send a verification code phone to your email or phone and then pass a robot test selecting all the frames with a de-sexed dog in it. Enter three secret questions about the date of your second cousin's unfortunate mastectomy, a dog you had when your parents had when you were three, and the width of your wife's supercilium.
It's not that fucking hard mate!
"can I check if they're breathing?" "Not yet, darl..." Classic!!!
Nobody may die until the correct forms are filled out.
Looking forward to the new series. Please make this available in the UK. It's sharper and more satirical than anything we've got 😊
you say this is satirical, but as someone who has worked in both a state government and the federal government in Australia... this is basically just a documentary
the thick of it?
@@kentallard8852 sharper and more satirical, not more profane.
If you liked Utopia you will probably also like The Hollow Men, a show about govt workers in Canberra. Brilliant.
@@alexashton6501 , I love this show, but what you are saying scares me a bit, but when you look 👀 into it, it’s true!
This hit me in a part of my soul I didn't know was still there.
Obviously Working Dog Productions spied and bugged where I work!
Reminds of my brother saying they wanted him to put on a hard hat and high vis gear to go eat a hotdog at bbq being held just outside the warehouse... He refused to go to the bbq as it was totally ridiculous.
Sounds like your brother missed out on free food
That's hilarious about your brothers' BBQ.....that reminds me of the time when the 'unvaccinated' weren't allowed to work, or get a haircut because of the sniffles. Oh, those experimental medical procedures are now been labeled Genetically Modified Organisms by the Government, and a number of them have been taken off the market because of the many thousands of blood clots and deaths.
Bloody brilliant
This TV program is just too close to reality. Sometimes I don't know if the laugh or cry.
Not realistic.
As if there would only be 4 fields to fill in! Yeah right!
if there were 4 then 3 of them would be easy to find and the 4th would be hidden so you'd get that dreaded red text telling you that you missed a field. Then you would be holding your breathe to see whether the other field had been reset to their default values.
Why are you guys not more famous? 🙂
They're in Australia and their shows aren't usually picked up overseas for broadcasting. Really, social media is their only way to show off outside their home nation.
Keep a record of bandaids used!?
Need to re-test new lifting slings still in packaging!?
Warning sign that the urn contains hot water burn hazard!?
Choice of hot water or very hot water.!?
Test and tag new electrical extension leads still in packaging!?
Renew the new fire extinguishers.
Literally had to record bandaid usage at my first job.
In fairness, I did open and service every brand new extension cord before we put them into service after a brand new one nearly started a fire on an aircraft we were servicing. Things just aren't made like they used to be.
Work Safe's "Safe and Effective" injury system! nuf said..
Happy birthday mate
Alcohol and drug test for everyone within a bulls roar of "the incident".
Police do this now for any officer who had anything to do with someone in the previous 48 hrs who commits suicide.
I am amazed more people are not running amok
If this didn't hit quite so close to home... lucky our VP finance was hired by Hawk Air as their president: they were bust less than 2 years later, no shock to anyone but him...
Yes!!!! 😂😂😂
Monty Python sketch many years ago - man enters doctors surgery bleeding profusely and has to fill in forms before being seen. Nicely done though. Probably a joke as old as human medicine.
For a split second I thought that was Erin.
First responce . Cover your A... Not for First responders though .
Only thing worth watching on Australian TV... Thank fuk for the D Generation allumni.
😂😂
WORKplace, can't be public service then.
It's pathetic what the Aussie workforce has turned into. Sometimes I'd rather work on Mars without a spacesuit
You will need to apply for a spacesuit exemption.
If it's any consolation, it's not just Australia: I worked for an outfit in Canada just like this, 2009 to 2014 when we got bought out. So not only is this a problem here, but we might in fact be ahead of you!
I hate this documentary.