when people believe shite like this, we know there is no hope for unity and getting the country in a better state, because people just don't like facts.
Good job nobody in government said they are enemies of the state then. Oh and as a good leftist, you should know that firemen is considered a sexist term nowadays, and has been replaced with firefighter.
@@malachix780 Tell J D that. But it's always funny to watch far-left virtue signallers tying themselves up in knots trying to keep up with what's considered politically correct this week.
I just like to laugh at the silly whinger losing his temper over totally normal and sensible things. The left melting down is always therapeutic to witness.
Can we please also remember that there is a big difference between the 1930s and the 1940s? Because everyone saying Lineker's comparison is absurd has talked about it as if he was talking about the 1940s. Before the mask-off, open vileness of the 1940s, there was the careful, plausibly deniable rhetoric of the 1930s. He chose the 30s very deliberately.
THANK YOU! The number of morons I have seen, including Braverman herself, saying that Lineker is minimising the Holocaust is infuriating. The mid-1930s involved propaganda videos, the use of language such as "swarm" and "invasion" (yes, Braverman literally used the same language as the 1930s Nazis, meaning Lineker was bang on) . In the later thirties, the Jews were marked out with yellow stars and were subject to extra checks and governmental discrimination. This also marked the beginning of putting Jews in prison camps. The systematic extermination of the Jews, i.e. the Holocaust, began towards the end of the 1930s. I studied 1930s Germany and the rise of the Nazis at college and I can tell you now that Lineker's statement, that the *language* used is reminiscent of the *early* Nazis is entirely correct. He is not saying that the government is carrying out a Holocaust. Some folks need to go and read a history book, and learn about context. I'm glad I'm not the only one to spot this.
@@DM-ur8vc Well, here's the thing... Gary Lineker was right to say what he did and Johnathan Pie is right in his depiction of the situation we find ourselves in. Johnathan Pie has the correct level of anger and outrage that each and every UK citizen should be expressing right now, but the mainstream media is doing it's job filling people's heads with things like Love Island, Ant and Dec's Saturday night takeaway and Tipping point... A lot of people have been steered away from developing a conscience, a political stance or any real sense of awareness of what is happening in the world right now... Easier to just surf through the TV channels and find a nice movie to watch with your doritos and dips People who arrive on British shores by boat are not "illegal immigrants"* The Tory stance on immigration mirrors perfectly the Goebbels propaganda playbook The proposed law can not come into force as it automatically breaches international law *They can however be judged to be failed asylum seekers after having their cases processed
You clowns....that's his entire grift. He's just another containment media figure that offers you that outlet so you don't actually do something, like riot or rise up against the powers that be. 'Can't express how cathartic that felt. Now, back to Netflix and chill'. Grugs
And just like Australia we'll spend billions, to do nothing. Then when the conflicts are over and asylum seekers numbers naturally go down pretend that was something to do with the useless policy, just designed around making people suffer as red meat to the vilest of their parties base.
@@markscript5746 That's what the Government are supposed to do, in their capacity as 'Minister for Whatever' along with their offices full of minions. The fact that they have been utterly corrupt, incompetent and just downright nazty for years now, is the reason people are drowning in the Channel and dying in trucks. It would perhaps help if they reinstated all legal routes which they closed and employed a lot more, competent, staff to fast-track asylum applications.
I had been worried too. But he's recently said he used to do videos regularly but lately he's seen that when he only brings one out every couple of months it blows up so he's going for that instead. I suspect he could also be tired or running out of ideas if not entirely focused on the live shows.
Been waiting about 24 hours (and I’m in Australia) for Jonathan Pie to sum up this clusterf-~k. Knew he wouldn’t let us down. Brilliant, as always. Thanks Jonno! And well done, Gazza and all the other footballers, commentators, pundits and others who are standing by him!
We don't need to be letting in unchecked criminals from countries like Albania where there isn't even a war. Or any other country. The whole left wing lineker team should be sacked permanently.
@@FolkinghamRob The Lithuanians are better educated than tory voters. And Lithuania is a fully functioning member of the EU, EC, IMF, WTO and Schengen. Any more questions? Watch your step.
Unfortunately, looking at Facebook, it is not what "we're all thinking". Like with many opinions & decisions these days, you have to realise that half of the population are below average intelligence (that's how you get an "average") & they cannot think for themselves without relying on the Mail/Sun/Telegraph to tell them how they should think. They blame the strain on public services & the demise of the NHS on immigrants rather than the government that caused it.
Thanks Pie. You so beautifully articulate exactly what I am thinking. It’s incredibly cathartic. But also infuriating that our scumbag leaders can’t see the truth of what they are doing.
They see the truth and they know that this kind of rhetoric will net them >50% of the votes just like it did for the Brexit vote. That's the sad truth.
If you let all people come to the uk that wants to unfiltered, nothing to stop them however they want to get here. What do you think the end result would be? Taking in to account that the bithing rate in the uk is lower than the death rate.
@@Sterling-pound less people dying due to upturned small boats, enough younger people to (replace the missing demographic due to low birthrate) work and provide tax base to supply pensions for the remaining older generation. Better cultural mixing and reduced xenophobia. What do you think the end result would be?
What I love about Jonathan is that he calls out what's wrong and applauds what's right no matter the person which is what should be what all people do but unfortunately most people are wrapped around certain thoughts and think whatever they say is right and any other thing that's opposed to them is wrong.
Oh the joy to see JP come on and say it as it is…..I was expecting it, as soon as this story went ballistic…..on the money as ever, Thankyou Jonathan……👍👌💪
@@ronnymorts true though I suppose at this point I've accepted that until y'all can get rid of the Tories in govt, it's just a blessing we have people like him offering brutal wit to get through it. And, yeah, even though I'm an American I say "we" because 1.) I care about people in general unlike Tories/the GOP and 2.) At this point I'm almost more emotionally invested in y'all being able to eventually start improving and leaving the last 13 years behind finally! Solidarity from across the pond 🇺🇸💙🇬🇧
"Women and children feeling war" that's the most honest and unbiased thing I've ever heard. 😮 Also love that Greta impression "How dare you! 😢", truly great acting! 😊
Thanks for explaining what the Lineker thing was in a short video. The other news videos were too long so I couldn't be bothered to click on them. So Lineker is being sacked because he spoke the truth then? OK. That's bad, but not unexpected. After all, the BBC protected Saville for decades. Edit, I'm really happy I no longer live in the UK.
A little more study is required Lineker seems to have been unaware of millions of facts such as: Dachau was established in 1933 as was the burning of the books, jews were stripped of their citizenship, 1936 Sachsenhausen concentration camp opens ..........the list goes on of undeniable actions in line with language. Your definition of rhetoric is? 2023 UK 400+++++hotels with only purpose of housing migrants. You are comparing these hotels with Sachsenhausen?
Excellent work as ever Tom. Love the Jonathan Pie character and seeing the recent comments here, can't help wondering whether a lot of fans don't realise that he is a comedy parody... in which case, more credit to you !
It’s not really a comedy parody. It’s what he wants to say, packed in a parody of a comedy parody. Somewhere in there is satire but it’s very much his real opinions I think.
What a service to mankind you provide. Instead of all of us yelling at the TV screen (Profanity optional), you yell what we all want to yell. Do NOT give up...please.
He memorizes and rehearses his material, obviously. As professional performers do, and have done, since the Ancient Greeks. He also writes these sketches, which helps.
OK that's an opinion, mine is way different. All I got was false outrage, perhaps because he'd rehersed it so many times, maybe not. Then the pretend anger, if you pay attention to body language you may see my point. If not, then try this. Take something you are angry about and express it, then keep repeating that expression of anger over and over like your rehearsing it, eventually you will naturally calm down, if you keep going, you will end up laughing at yourself for being angry about stuff that is nothing to do with you personally in the first place! Try it, unless you have anger issues you will come to the same conclusion. He fakes anger and moral outrage for TH-cam clicks. That said, it is worth an occasional watch for comedic value, as he is a comedian like. All be it massively left leaning. Wish he'd Rant about the other side of the coin occasional, just to shake things up a bit and make himself less predictable, as someone rightly said, "they were waiting for him to pop his head up on this" became he's so predictable. Just an opinion from outside of your echo chamber. I know this will not confirm you biast at all, but it's best to listen to all sides before forming an opinion, right? Remould
@@Re-Mould "if you keep going, you will end up laughing at yourself for being angry about stuff that is nothing to do with you personally in the first place! " That is exactly how the establishment want you to react to this kind of proposed legislation First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
@@TheComputec Thank you for this. African translatic Slavery would still be a thing if ONLY the slaves were against it, because it didn't affect you personally. I don't understand why people can't understand this.
@@Re-Mould My personal outrage stems from the figures she used. Billions!!! Really?? Don't you see how the lesser intelligent would think this was literally the case? The world has approximately 8 billion people in total so those numbers are obnoxiously exaggerated for effect. That alone is the language that would frighten anyone and that was the point GL was making.
Was wondering if we should send out a search party when there was no sight of you following Sunak's "you're getting the best of both worlds" speech in Northern Ireland. Good to have you back
@@brianmurphy811 Oh, the rich WANT the tax dodge. That's why. Won't pay their fair share, complain that the poors take up too much of the budget, and we look at the 1930s again.
Why just the BBC? There were lots of people in the establishment who apparently knew, including the government of the time. Did Rupert ask you to post this?
They were probably bed fellows with saville at the time. Another child Jim? Don't mind if I do and here's one for you har har. Disgusting the lot of them
I'm losing more and more faith in humanity each time I hear about things like this. Seriously a decade ago things weren't this bad and now the entirety of civilization is gradually going down the toilet. Jonathan Pie is the only newscaster (even though he isn't actually one) that speaks the truth and doesn't sugarcoat anything and lays down the cold hard facts about how screwed we all are. Love ya Jonathan😀
I'm so glad that the Jonathan Pie character exists to say everything exactly the way I feel. This rant is 100% accurate, including the bit about football 😉
I didn't hear the part about Albanian's fleeing war? How about the cultural enrichment of Sweden? If he's trying to do an impression of an out of touch, misinformed lefty - He's doing great.
you got this wrong mate.... "women and children" are not coming here ILLEGALLY.... MEN between the ages of 18-45 are and certainly a high percentage of them are not fleeing "war" or "oppression". They are economic migrants! Every other country has their own laws about illegal immigration and they're a lot stricter than the UK!
@@emmas9928 Ah Emma, you're far too kind... I used to write (in my own small way...) for a living, but not for some time now. However, your kind comment made my day, sincere thanks... 🤗🏴
YOU ARE AMAZING! This is how I would love to see newscasters in the United States report the news. Maybe people would listen to what is going on, both domestic and abroad! I love your videos. Keep them coming!
Pure genius Jonathan. Amazing video. I was watching a band in Southampton in a pub a couple of months ago and a guy I'd never met there with his Mrs started talking about your videos and we had a chat about just how great but important they are. All I said was something fairly usual for me like 'not my government ' which they ain't. And from that comes talk of Jonathan Pie. Not seen any videos for ages, I'm guessing they've gone to your website or another platform, I'll look for them now. Keep up the great work mate and keep inspiring people to start randomly questioning this awful ruinous bunch of scumbags that pretend to run the country. If only we could all organise proper meetings on mass, this lot would be gone in a couple of months. How the fuc# are we supposed to put up with this nonsense tyrannical push for dystopia for another 18 months???? Does anyone agree they need to go NOW ??
Exactly what I feel about the whole thing! Totally respect Gary Lineker and can’t stand football either! As for Braverman and the government, they are a disgrace to the country.
I love the ability to state a free opinion and will fight for your right to have it whether I agree or not. Incidentally, I agree absolutely! Our Tory government sucks and should be taught about basic human rights before they are allowed to speak in public again!
Never really gave Gary a thought, he was after all a former blue nose, but in one tweet he said what I believe half the country was thinking, this rascist Tory party is beyond any norm , so say with pride ,”Gary” YNWA
One of the worst things about all of this is the Tories know their Rwanda and "stop the boats" policies are just food for their base, they know there's zero chance of either of them ever happening. In fact announcing these policies just causes an influx, and more to come even faster. They want to focus on the number that comes by boat because it stops people talking about how they allowed over a million people to come here in 2021 and far more than that last year. The Tories _are the party of immigration_ despite using publicly using anti immigration rhetoric. They are even about to lower the income required to get a visa from £26k to £20k. They pushed for Brexit, most people voted for it because of immigration. The Tories then just replaced EU citizens with Nigerians. For example there's now far more Nigerians coming here on student visas than there was students from the whole EU, Brexit well and truly backfired. It was a con.
These rants are so infrequent I get really excited every time there’s a scandal/furore because I know he’s just gonna nail it 100% and reflect the majority view of the country, they’re truly Oscar-worthy.
“Children, women and men fleeing war” 1. Not really that many women and children. It must be 95% men in their 20s from the photos. 2. “Fleeing war” … across the Mediterranean Sea into Italy into France across the channel sea. Are they being pursued?
Let's not forget the poor souls 'trafficked' from Albania. 'Victims' of modern day slavery who had to fork out hard earned cash to pay for the channel crossing. What an extraordinary business model! They pay for the privilege of their own 'enslavement'! They are from a safe country and can't claim asylum, but by claiming that they have been 'trafficked', they get to exploit a loophole, allowing them to stay. We must be absolute mugs for fall for this!
When Gary Lineker, Marcus Rashford, nurses, train drivers, firemen and teachers are enemies of the state, you've got serious problems
when people believe shite like this, we know there is no hope for unity and getting the country in a better state, because people just don't like facts.
Good job nobody in government said they are enemies of the state then. Oh and as a good leftist, you should know that firemen is considered a sexist term nowadays, and has been replaced with firefighter.
@@FullNietzsche Because some of them aren't men, that's all. Makes sense, no?
They have a problem with every group of people no matter what. Right down to the sick and disabled.
@@malachix780 Tell J D that. But it's always funny to watch far-left virtue signallers tying themselves up in knots trying to keep up with what's considered politically correct this week.
Watching Pie lose his temper helps me not lose my temper all the fucking time.
Yes!! Same 🙌
I've seen his videos and his live shows and never have I seen him so angry. Thankfully he cuts through all the noise.
I just like to laugh at the silly whinger losing his temper over totally normal and sensible things. The left melting down is always therapeutic to witness.
When people need to google the definition of 'cathartic', the top result should be this channel lol
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Jonathan suddenly getting viciously angry shocked me for a second - until I realised (yet again) he's saying exactly what I can't articulate myself.
What exactly did he say that you were "trying to articulate"?
Jonathan Pie offering to write the speech for Gary Lineker is genuinely the best thing I have ever seen on TH-cam.
OMG, that would be amazing to see wouldn’t it! 😅
That would be something!
Kind of him. But Gary Lineker seems to me to speak very well on his own terms.
Please!
I'd donate money to see that.
Can we please also remember that there is a big difference between the 1930s and the 1940s? Because everyone saying Lineker's comparison is absurd has talked about it as if he was talking about the 1940s. Before the mask-off, open vileness of the 1940s, there was the careful, plausibly deniable rhetoric of the 1930s.
He chose the 30s very deliberately.
I kind of chucked that you had went into this miniscule detail but thinking about it, it is a critical difference.
Exactly
He was completely correct, too.
Reply of the year, I doth my cap to you sir/madam.
THANK YOU! The number of morons I have seen, including Braverman herself, saying that Lineker is minimising the Holocaust is infuriating. The mid-1930s involved propaganda videos, the use of language such as "swarm" and "invasion" (yes, Braverman literally used the same language as the 1930s Nazis, meaning Lineker was bang on) . In the later thirties, the Jews were marked out with yellow stars and were subject to extra checks and governmental discrimination. This also marked the beginning of putting Jews in prison camps. The systematic extermination of the Jews, i.e. the Holocaust, began towards the end of the 1930s. I studied 1930s Germany and the rise of the Nazis at college and I can tell you now that Lineker's statement, that the *language* used is reminiscent of the *early* Nazis is entirely correct. He is not saying that the government is carrying out a Holocaust. Some folks need to go and read a history book, and learn about context. I'm glad I'm not the only one to spot this.
Utterly wonderful. Isn't it lovely to watch someone articulating what you feel better than you could yourself ?
Totally agree.
@@DM-ur8vc Well, here's the thing... Gary Lineker was right to say what he did and Johnathan Pie is right in his depiction of the situation we find ourselves in. Johnathan Pie has the correct level of anger and outrage that each and every UK citizen should be expressing right now, but the mainstream media is doing it's job filling people's heads with things like Love Island, Ant and Dec's Saturday night takeaway and Tipping point... A lot of people have been steered away from developing a conscience, a political stance or any real sense of awareness of what is happening in the world right now... Easier to just surf through the TV channels and find a nice movie to watch with your doritos and dips
People who arrive on British shores by boat are not "illegal immigrants"*
The Tory stance on immigration mirrors perfectly the Goebbels propaganda playbook
The proposed law can not come into force as it automatically breaches international law
*They can however be judged to be failed asylum seekers after having their cases processed
No. because there isn't a reaction from the people...and there should be...they just sit on their sofas and watch googlebox
Yes, it's called confirmation bias
His rants on Boris Johnson are Epic
A breath of fresh air in this crazy World😀
Can't express just how cathartic it felt to hear wisdom without bulls**t
Wisdom doesn't do bullsh*t.
You clowns....that's his entire grift. He's just another containment media figure that offers you that outlet so you don't actually do something, like riot or rise up against the powers that be. 'Can't express how cathartic that felt. Now, back to Netflix and chill'.
Grugs
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Just so you know, your comment has been censored by YT.
@@tiggtiggs aaaaaaand colour me shocked.
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Whatever...just letting you know.
Thank God he's back and about to pop another 2 blood vessels.....pure comedy and factual gold from Mr Pie 👌🇬🇧
Put a suit on you hobo
pie no ones using anything as a scape goat thats your perceived reality take your glasses off this isnt 1950 the world is different
@@jordandavies7794 lol who do you think isn’t being used as a scape goat that pie says is?
@@bfg3890 Your point?
It’s amazing how much calmer I am after Jonathan has done my ranting for me !!
When we need him, he is here.
He doesn't upload enough, either.
Well said 👏 👌 👍
Like batman with an earpiece
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@@goatboy2042 Good one! 😄
"Stop the boats"
Me, an Australian: Wait, I think I've heard this one before.
Tony Abbott: Hey, I've seen this one before. It's a classic.
@@hewhodestroysmorale764 Oh god, I'm so sorry, I had forgotten that twat had scampered off to the U.K. after eating an onion here in Aus.
And if it weren't for the boats Britain would still have to deal with the Puritans
And just like Australia we'll spend billions, to do nothing. Then when the conflicts are over and asylum seekers numbers naturally go down pretend that was something to do with the useless policy, just designed around making people suffer as red meat to the vilest of their parties base.
And didn't it work?
I have no words, only heartfelt applause for every word of this monologue.
Poor you. Left wing butter. How many refugees to you house?
Nailed it! Says more sensible things in a few minutes than the government has in 13yrs.
To be fair that's an exceedingly low bar to clear.
But not a single solution to 10 million a day on hotels
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@@markscript5746 That's what the Government are supposed to do, in their capacity as 'Minister for Whatever' along with their offices full of minions. The fact that they have been utterly corrupt, incompetent and just downright nazty for years now, is the reason people are drowning in the Channel and dying in trucks. It would perhaps help if they reinstated all legal routes which they closed and employed a lot more, competent, staff to fast-track asylum applications.
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Welcome back Mr Pie. We have missed you and needed you.
You do something really valuable, which is to remind me that other people are as angry about things as I am. Thank you.
Every time a few months goes by without a new video I worry he’s retired the character. Thankfully, every time I’m wrong🙌🏼
Same!
Innit!
I've been wondering if Stop The Boats might bring him out of his lair. Phew!
It took me far too long to realize he is in fact a fictional character 😂
I had been worried too. But he's recently said he used to do videos regularly but lately he's seen that when he only brings one out every couple of months it blows up so he's going for that instead. I suspect he could also be tired or running out of ideas if not entirely focused on the live shows.
Been waiting about 24 hours (and I’m in Australia) for Jonathan Pie to sum up this clusterf-~k. Knew he wouldn’t let us down. Brilliant, as always. Thanks Jonno! And well done, Gazza and all the other footballers, commentators, pundits and others who are standing by him!
Ironically, they are following Australian Liberal Party immigration policy.
@@pomx2900 I know. It’s awful. I’ve been to numerous protests about our government’s refugee policies over the years.
We don't need to be letting in unchecked criminals from countries like Albania where there isn't even a war. Or any other country. The whole left wing lineker team should be sacked permanently.
Literally had tears in my eyes by the end. 100% spot on the money.
Jonathan Pie, totally and utterly bang on the money, as ever. Well said 👏👏👏
Yep you can have virtue-signalling grand party once everything has been subsumed.
Yes. I especially like when he used the word "refugee" instead of 'illegal immigrant'. Accurate?
They should be sent to Rwanda. It is nice there.
Did he say men women and children ? What women and children are these then ? And Albania is not at war 🤔
He's not bang on the money at all. 🤡
Seeing you working up towards an aneurysm had a calming effect, and prevented me from risking another one myself👍
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You took the words out of my mouth and made them sting . Thanks a lot Jonathan. More power to your Voice.
Tell the people in Hastings - see what they say and have Lithuanians move in next to you
@@FolkinghamRob The Lithuanians are better educated than tory voters. And Lithuania is a fully functioning member of the EU, EC, IMF, WTO and Schengen. Any more questions? Watch your step.
@@FolkinghamRob I see you're a lesser hominid, not a Human Being. Human Beings have empathy & Compassion, you have neither.
Pie on fire! Never stop, Jonathan! Thank you for saying what we're all feeling/thinking!
Unfortunately, looking at Facebook, it is not what "we're all thinking".
Like with many opinions & decisions these days, you have to realise that half of the population are below average intelligence (that's how you get an "average") & they cannot think for themselves without relying on the Mail/Sun/Telegraph to tell them how they should think. They blame the strain on public services & the demise of the NHS on immigrants rather than the government that caused it.
When we needed him most, he came back.
Yep he keeps disappearing. Really wish he wouldn't
He probably needs the time go through all of the news 😊
Absolutely spot on, as per Mr Pie. Love your stuff and thank you for speaking for so many of us. Pure genius!
I don’t think many could have put it better. Excellent as always.
Thanks Pie. You so beautifully articulate exactly what I am thinking. It’s incredibly cathartic. But also infuriating that our scumbag leaders can’t see the truth of what they are doing.
maybe those scumbags can truly see what they do and don't care to call it out.
Or can they ?
They can see what they are doing and it's just to appease the racists and bigots in our society. They just don't give a sh1t!
They see the truth and they know that this kind of rhetoric will net them >50% of the votes just like it did for the Brexit vote. That's the sad truth.
It's the money behind them that call the shots, not them.
Well said JP thank you for venting our spleen. We've been blighted with utterly incompetent and evil home secretaries lately.
Mr Pie delivers the goods as usual. Wish they would let him speak on the floor of the "House" right into the faces of Sunak and Braverman.
If you let all people come to the uk that wants to unfiltered, nothing to stop them however they want to get here. What do you think the end result would be? Taking in to account that the bithing rate in the uk is lower than the death rate.
@@Sterling-pound less people dying due to upturned small boats, enough younger people to (replace the missing demographic due to low birthrate) work and provide tax base to supply pensions for the remaining older generation. Better cultural mixing and reduced xenophobia. What do you think the end result would be?
@@edwardlane1255 try that in any other country and they will violently put a stop to it. We are doormats.
That would be AMAZING. It'd be like a real person telling those dkheads how it is, and with such passion and intensity.
I knew he would encapsulate the issue perfectly and he excelled himself.
Didn't go hard enough about the absolute vileness of this corrupt, disgusting UKIP brexit government.
What I love about Jonathan is that he calls out what's wrong and applauds what's right no matter the person which is what should be what all people do but unfortunately most people are wrapped around certain thoughts and think whatever they say is right and any other thing that's opposed to them is wrong.
Oh the joy to see JP come on and say it as it is…..I was expecting it, as soon as this story went ballistic…..on the money as ever, Thankyou Jonathan……👍👌💪
Pie's always the voice of reason in our sea of insanity
The country needs someone like this,infact the whole government needs to be like Jonathan and the rest of us.
Indeed. Him and Michael Spicer.
Not always…
Enjoy your “rape gangs” there, mate !
The Tory donor who heads the BBC is only worried about impartiality lmao
I knew Jonathan would give this ridiculous situation the full works! My hat is tipped to you sir 😀
I live in the US, but... I get so excited every rare time you drop a piece xo Only wish it was more often.
Appreciate you 🙏 💙 ❤️ 💛
The stop the boat nonsense is similar to the caravan scare in the US a few years ago. The torys and republicans are using the same tired playbook.
It only drops when the mess here gets worse. So it's bittersweet for some of us
Same lol Matt Green is amazing, too
@@ronnymorts true though I suppose at this point I've accepted that until y'all can get rid of the Tories in govt, it's just a blessing we have people like him offering brutal wit to get through it.
And, yeah, even though I'm an American I say "we" because 1.) I care about people in general unlike Tories/the GOP and 2.) At this point I'm almost more emotionally invested in y'all being able to eventually start improving and leaving the last 13 years behind finally!
Solidarity from across the pond 🇺🇸💙🇬🇧
@@sempressfi Thank you mate, appreciate it, wish there were more like you.
Genuinely better than therapy. Thank you Jon!
"Women and children feeling war" that's the most honest and unbiased thing I've ever heard. 😮 Also love that Greta impression "How dare you! 😢", truly great acting! 😊
they arent. its all men
One of your finest ever sir. Beautifully summarised and articulated
When he is needed he turns up like Batman
Wish I could click 'like' more than once! Absolutely nails it, and a great delivery.
Thanks for explaining what the Lineker thing was in a short video. The other news videos were too long so I couldn't be bothered to click on them. So Lineker is being sacked because he spoke the truth then? OK. That's bad, but not unexpected. After all, the BBC protected Saville for decades.
Edit, I'm really happy I no longer live in the UK.
So did a lot of people. Hi Rupert.
He didn't speak the truth. He spoke out of his arse!
@@areyoustupid..... Your proof he didn't speak the truth is?
A little more study is required Lineker seems to have been unaware of millions of facts such as: Dachau was established in 1933 as was the burning of the books, jews were stripped of their citizenship, 1936 Sachsenhausen concentration camp opens ..........the list goes on of undeniable actions in line with language. Your definition of rhetoric is? 2023 UK 400+++++hotels with only purpose of housing migrants. You are comparing these hotels with Sachsenhausen?
@Gerry mcCabe Ahh it’s back to the Daily Mail jibe 🥱
It’s on a parr with the over use of Nazi and racist!
"I'll f@#king write it for you !". Oh, please, *please* ! 😆
Excellent work as ever Tom. Love the Jonathan Pie character and seeing the recent comments here, can't help wondering whether a lot of fans don't realise that he is a comedy parody... in which case, more credit to you !
It’s not really a comedy parody. It’s what he wants to say, packed in a parody of a comedy parody. Somewhere in there is satire but it’s very much his real opinions I think.
@@paulshuttleworth6261 yep this, it's beautifully crafted trojan horse satire. Love it.
Nah, F this raging woke lefty. Yeah let's just allow 1/4 of the Albanian male population to enter by small boats.
“Tell ‘em what you *really* think. I’ll happily write it for you.” 🤣
I loved that. 😄
Love Johnathan, he’s a hoot. Speaks my mind every time!
🥰👍
And mine
What a service to mankind you provide. Instead of all of us yelling at the TV screen (Profanity optional), you yell what we all want to yell. Do NOT give up...please.
How the hell does he remember all that as well as present it like it's off the cuff? Amazing!
I would assume Tom practices his material.
@@dan_hitchman007 Never ASSUME… it makes an ASS out of U and ME. ;-)
He memorizes and rehearses his material, obviously. As professional performers do, and have done, since the Ancient Greeks. He also writes these sketches, which helps.
well he was an out of work actor so he said when he came up with the character so well used to pretending for money
It's called rehearsing, my g
Love this guy.
I was waiting for him to perk up & make a comment.
SO passionate. SO moving. SO truthful.
It makes me want to get up & do something.
Wow 😳, each of your 4 lines there are exactly my thoughts. I love this guy,... (see main comment)
OK that's an opinion, mine is way different.
All I got was false outrage, perhaps because he'd rehersed it so many times, maybe not. Then the pretend anger, if you pay attention to body language you may see my point. If not, then try this. Take something you are angry about and express it, then keep repeating that expression of anger over and over like your rehearsing it, eventually you will naturally calm down, if you keep going, you will end up laughing at yourself for being angry about stuff that is nothing to do with you personally in the first place!
Try it, unless you have anger issues you will come to the same conclusion.
He fakes anger and moral outrage for TH-cam clicks.
That said, it is worth an occasional watch for comedic value, as he is a comedian like. All be it massively left leaning. Wish he'd Rant about the other side of the coin occasional, just to shake things up a bit and make himself less predictable, as someone rightly said, "they were waiting for him to pop his head up on this" became he's so predictable.
Just an opinion from outside of your echo chamber. I know this will not confirm you biast at all, but it's best to listen to all sides before forming an opinion, right?
Remould
@@Re-Mould "if you keep going, you will end up laughing at yourself for being angry about stuff that is nothing to do with you personally in the first place! "
That is exactly how the establishment want you to react to this kind of proposed legislation
First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
@@TheComputec Thank you for this. African translatic Slavery would still be a thing if ONLY the slaves were against it, because it didn't affect you personally. I don't understand why people can't understand this.
@@Re-Mould My personal outrage stems from the figures she used. Billions!!! Really?? Don't you see how the lesser intelligent would think this was literally the case? The world has approximately 8 billion people in total so those numbers are obnoxiously exaggerated for effect. That alone is the language that would frighten anyone and that was the point GL was making.
Was wondering if we should send out a search party when there was no sight of you following Sunak's "you're getting the best of both worlds" speech in Northern Ireland. Good to have you back
Surprised no one is talking about the humongous black market/tax dodge the border of Northern Ireland is about to become.
@@brianmurphy811 Oh, the rich WANT the tax dodge. That's why. Won't pay their fair share, complain that the poors take up too much of the budget, and we look at the 1930s again.
If only the BBC went after Saville with such fervour.
Good Heavens, I was in charge of the whole Corporation for my gain. I got away with it! euheuheuh!
@@SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG Now then, now then.
Why just the BBC? There were lots of people in the establishment who apparently knew, including the government of the time. Did Rupert ask you to post this?
@@chaipup7045Why would it matter if he did?
Shoot the messenger time again, is it?
They were probably bed fellows with saville at the time. Another child Jim? Don't mind if I do and here's one for you har har. Disgusting the lot of them
JP Not just the GOAT but a political commentator God. My soul was uplifted by the truth.
A perfect piece of comic prose as usual Mr Pie! I’d love to see Gary take this advice, if only for comedic value. 😂
More and more JP is becoming an accurate social commentator.
He IS the social commentator. No one else seems to bother anymore
Pie hits the nail on the head as usual 👏👏👏
I'm losing more and more faith in humanity each time I hear about things like this. Seriously a decade ago things weren't this bad and now the entirety of civilization is gradually going down the toilet. Jonathan Pie is the only newscaster (even though he isn't actually one) that speaks the truth and doesn't sugarcoat anything and lays down the cold hard facts about how screwed we all are. Love ya Jonathan😀
I'm so glad that the Jonathan Pie character exists to say everything exactly the way I feel. This rant is 100% accurate, including the bit about football 😉
Agreed.
Deserves more swearing, but given the subject that will never be enough.
Fucking hell UK, what the actual fuck, I mean I can't even....
I didn't hear the part about Albanian's fleeing war? How about the cultural enrichment of Sweden? If he's trying to do an impression of an out of touch, misinformed lefty - He's doing great.
Jonathan says it like it is and it annoys the shit out of the tories which makes me really happy.
@@sheilaroddick5853 What war are the Albanian's fleeing?
Jonathan Pie needs to have his own program! Such a fresh voice amongst all the BS...
You need to deseminate more.
On the BBC ?
@@tonylawson8301 This is how we would know the BBC would be independent again.
He'd fit in well on the woke crap BBC.
@@tomash6805 What part of Pie's rant do you think was woke?
I love you Jonathan Pie. Your videos are my tonic. More & more please 👌
This NEEDS to go viral
Nah, he's misinformed.
This on the other hand...
th-cam.com/video/kJgFpaGgZyI/w-d-xo.html
I don't think that'll be a problem
It really doesn't!
He had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie 😅👏😍
Same here, genius writting
Nimble, ain't he?
The first couple of times I watched JP he was so fucking angry, I couldn't tell what side he was on. 😆
Thank you for putting a voice to what my brain is on fire over.
Fuck yes Pie is back...
Don't hold back. Cause you are so right in so many topics !!
❤️🙏
100% Share widely , this message needs to be heard
You are brilliant, JP. Many thanks for this !
The voice of reason once again, going straight for the throat! 👌
you got this wrong mate....
"women and children" are not coming here ILLEGALLY....
MEN between the ages of 18-45 are and certainly a high percentage of them are not fleeing "war" or "oppression". They are economic migrants! Every other country has their own laws about illegal immigration and they're a lot stricter than the UK!
I just love seeing youngsters playing football in the background! 🥰🥰🥰
Saying what needs to be said. Please Jonathan, never change. Especially now.
👌
Never mind you're blood pressure mate: your displays of mystified, apoplectic fury are a thing of beauty, keep 'em coming... 👍🏴
*your
@@jeffsimon9594 Obliged to you... 👍🏴
*Your displays of mystified, apoplectic fury are a thing of beauty*
Your phrasing is beautiful too. Do you write for a living by any chance?
@@emmas9928 Ah Emma, you're far too kind... I used to write (in my own small way...) for a living, but not for some time now. However, your kind comment made my day, sincere thanks... 🤗🏴
@GlasgowGallus You're welcome. You have a lovely way with words. Shh. I read some of your 2012 blog. Revive it!
YOU ARE AMAZING! This is how I would love to see newscasters in the United States report the news. Maybe people would listen to what is going on, both domestic and abroad! I love your videos. Keep them coming!
The anger crescendo is always a thing of genius.
lol
Gives me goosebumps. Makes want to applaud and weep at the same time.
Nice to see you back JP.your brilliant logic is sorely missed.👍
Pure genius Jonathan. Amazing video. I was watching a band in Southampton in a pub a couple of months ago and a guy I'd never met there with his Mrs started talking about your videos and we had a chat about just how great but important they are. All I said was something fairly usual for me like 'not my government ' which they ain't. And from that comes talk of Jonathan Pie. Not seen any videos for ages, I'm guessing they've gone to your website or another platform, I'll look for them now. Keep up the great work mate and keep inspiring people to start randomly questioning this awful ruinous bunch of scumbags that pretend to run the country. If only we could all organise proper meetings on mass, this lot would be gone in a couple of months. How the fuc# are we supposed to put up with this nonsense tyrannical push for dystopia for another 18 months???? Does anyone agree they need to go NOW ??
It was with a sigh of relief I saw he was back, every time he nails it
Every
Damn
Time
Thank you Mr Pie
Exactly what I feel about the whole thing! Totally respect Gary Lineker and can’t stand football either! As for Braverman and the government, they are a disgrace to the country.
Waste tube lady prefers Fr.
Absolutely brilliant, thank you Jonathan Pie
Epic and hope it makes its way to Lineker's twitter feed. Would love to hear Pie's speech that he writes for him once he steps down lol
That would be awesome.
You guys all know how much we needed pie!
Jonathan Pie I’m sending you love from the USA! I get so much joy watching your videos
Hope Gary sees this, best advice _anyone_ can give him. 👍
Knew this would be good, didn't realise how good
fuc* him. Best advice.....foxtrot oscar to Germany.
I love the ability to state a free opinion and will fight for your right to have it whether I agree or not. Incidentally, I agree absolutely! Our Tory government sucks and should be taught about basic human rights before they are allowed to speak in public again!
Thank you for the catharsis - and for focusing on what he actually said!
When your stuff pops up I always click like before watching as I know it is going to be good.
pie where you at, we need your sarcastic satirical but accurate political commentary more than ever.
Thank you, this was superbly cathartic to watch and eloquently put
Please upload more regularly, Pie. Don't forget your YT fan base :)
Missed you JP.
It's a cold hard world without you in it 😜
Absolutely incredible and spot on as always!
Incredible?
Utter tosh.
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Ahhhhh...this is the stuff I remember. Well said, Pie.
Never really gave Gary a thought, he was after all a former blue nose, but in one tweet he said what I believe half the country was thinking, this rascist Tory party is beyond any norm , so say with pride ,”Gary” YNWA
David Icke can host MOTD again!
Very good choice.
Well, with a reptile at the top of the BBC it would be a good choice.
@@WisdomKeeper11 Invote for Andy Gray 😂😂😂😂
He won't work with Lizard People!
One of the worst things about all of this is the Tories know their Rwanda and "stop the boats" policies are just food for their base, they know there's zero chance of either of them ever happening. In fact announcing these policies just causes an influx, and more to come even faster. They want to focus on the number that comes by boat because it stops people talking about how they allowed over a million people to come here in 2021 and far more than that last year. The Tories _are the party of immigration_ despite using publicly using anti immigration rhetoric. They are even about to lower the income required to get a visa from £26k to £20k. They pushed for Brexit, most people voted for it because of immigration. The Tories then just replaced EU citizens with Nigerians. For example there's now far more Nigerians coming here on student visas than there was students from the whole EU, Brexit well and truly backfired. It was a con.
This is an honest look at the condition of the world today. Thank you
You scared me for a second there! 🤣🤣 Amazing and to the point as always xx
Thank you. I wish there was a way to pay or convince you to keep us up to date more regularly. 'Voices of reason' are a threatened species.
Brilliant. Good to see you back Mr pie 👍
I need Pie’s explosive rants to keep sane in the face of such inhumane lunacy!
Pie doesn't seem to be able to tell the difference between boat loads of young men from Africa and women and children from Ukraine.
Oh he knows, he's just lying. He knows his supporters aren't very smart so they don't look into the details.
keeps getting better what a legend👍
These rants are so infrequent I get really excited every time there’s a scandal/furore because I know he’s just gonna nail it 100% and reflect the majority view of the country, they’re truly Oscar-worthy.
Absolutely spot on , as per usual! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“Children, women and men fleeing war”
1. Not really that many women and children. It must be 95% men in their 20s from the photos.
2. “Fleeing war” … across the Mediterranean Sea into Italy into France across the channel sea. Are they being pursued?
Let's not forget the poor souls 'trafficked' from Albania. 'Victims' of modern day slavery who had to fork out hard earned cash to pay for the channel crossing. What an extraordinary business model! They pay for the privilege of their own 'enslavement'! They are from a safe country and can't claim asylum, but by claiming that they have been 'trafficked', they get to exploit a loophole, allowing them to stay. We must be absolute mugs for fall for this!