Top 15 Jokes in English: Can you understand them?

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  • @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
    @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa  4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    What time did the man go to the dentist? Let me know in the comments! 😊Continue learning English with me by downloading my free ebook "5 Steps to Becoming a Confident English Speaker" 👉 www.speakenglishwithvanessa.com/free-ebook ❤️
    >>SHOUT OUT to my amazing student Silvia in Uruguay for hand-knitting the beautiful pink poncho in this video. You rock, Silvia!!!😍

    • @sudipkhadka1300
      @sudipkhadka1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You are such a great teacher🔥
      Love your videos from Nepal 🇳🇵❤️

    • @hwangyookim8482
      @hwangyookim8482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Todays lesson was funny and much of the American Jokes introduced this time were closely contact with the pronunciation skills. So possibly I guess the man came to the dentist at “two thirty p.m.” (: Endless Thank You Vanessa and Dan. !

    • @selamlethiopa9898
      @selamlethiopa9898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you so much vanessa 🙏

    • @ahmedibrahimhassan941
      @ahmedibrahimhassan941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for this hilarious lesson, the man went to the dentist at a time he had a toothache, that why he went to the dentist. May God bless you and your family and keep you safe.

    • @jolietuong9852
      @jolietuong9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he is too hurry ?

  • @EnglishwithLucy
    @EnglishwithLucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    OMG Vanessa these are ridiculous 😂 I LOVE silly jokes! My fave is definitely the field one 🤣 Such a useful video

    • @mohamedmarko2321
      @mohamedmarko2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love you , Lucy

    • @lalalilulu9401
      @lalalilulu9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hi Lucy

    • @cutetv5433
      @cutetv5433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😍❤💓💕💖💗😍God bless u my so saweet hero😍❤💔💕💖💗😍 im Cute 😍❤💓💕💖💗😍

    • @wrestling8199
      @wrestling8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love your comment

    • @blacklunavejenxiefan1504
      @blacklunavejenxiefan1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi Lucy

  • @danielweko7348
    @danielweko7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    - I will not pay the bill!
    - Why not?.. you ordered 42 coffee.
    - I said 4 tea, 2 coffee...

  • @Namrevlis1938
    @Namrevlis1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Vanessa, I'm an American living in Antalya, Turkey where I teach English. I loved your video so much that I sent it to about 20 students as well as to the English conversation club. You and Dan are great.

  • @regivarghese5375
    @regivarghese5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”. Student: “I was made by mistake”

  • @Lobocito87
    @Lobocito87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love English with Vanny! The accent and the topic show definitely that American English can be something very beautiful when educated and humorous people speak it.

  • @laszloarany6373
    @laszloarany6373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    As an EFL teacher I find your videos really professional and totally agree with your approach to teaching and learning a foreign language. Although I consider myself as an "effective user" of English I watch your videos on a regular basis. They are very motivational, natural, realistic and entertaining. During my years of teaching and learning English I have always been looking for the "curiosties" of this beautiful language, such as onomatopoeic sounds of animals and the like; stuff that are hard to look up in dictionaries. One of the undiscovered territories of English for me is the so-called "motherese" words and I could really appreciate you making a video about those special "baby-words" which mothers and fathers use to talk to their babies. Thank you! And keep up with this amazing channel.

  • @dima12011201
    @dima12011201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

  • @MrLev81
    @MrLev81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.

  • @regivarghese702
    @regivarghese702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Man1 to Man2 : Imagine you are on the eighth floor and the building caught fire, and you have no stairways and lifts usable, what would you do? Man2: I will stop imagining.

  • @Thomas-qf6bf
    @Thomas-qf6bf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite shows are « Seinfeld » of all times and « Married with Children ». I am fluent in English but still love your classes, Vanessa. Live and learn! You are the best!❤️

  • @zmaphotos8325
    @zmaphotos8325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    She is a cutest teacher and the best teacher 😊who think like me?

  • @l.r.t.781
    @l.r.t.781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    A: "What's upstairs?" B: "Unfortunately stairs don't talk"

  • @oumaimaharich3282
    @oumaimaharich3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I don't know why always I smiled when I see your face, Vanessa. Does anybody agree here?

    • @maureenmokami8445
      @maureenmokami8445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah me too 😂

    • @yenkus3751
      @yenkus3751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree. She's so positive and make me enjoy while get knowledge. Awesome

    • @tausifahmedarif2675
      @tausifahmedarif2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes..her face expression is very pritty and peaceable

    • @happycom
      @happycom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her face is amazing pretty

    • @דןדן-ל9צ
      @דןדן-ל9צ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's all about Venessa frequency- she's conquering hearts, literally Quinn 💚 👑

  • @june.w.1288
    @june.w.1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your husband has such an entertaining way of telling these jokes. He could work as a stand-up comedian. He is really funny. Thank you for the jokes.

  • @kaym.2854
    @kaym.2854 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dad's expression while telling the jokes are the best. He's really into character with these dad jokes🤣🤣. I love these explanations.

  • @suaptoest
    @suaptoest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    - How do you know the difference between snowman and snowwoman?
    - I don't know.
    - The difference is snowballs.

    • @mmartinez9764
      @mmartinez9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That got me rollin

    • @mesmerae
      @mesmerae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @suaptoest
      @suaptoest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mesmerae What is the worst difference between me and you?
      I do not know.
      Exactly.

  • @yiren1412
    @yiren1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The 16th: Everyone has two brains:left brain and right brain. but your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left.

  • @larisadurmic8218
    @larisadurmic8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom? Because her students are so bright😏

    • @sanaebenali821
      @sanaebenali821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @ozzieav
      @ozzieav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You made me pee my pants! ;-) LOL

    • @fairyqueen3867
      @fairyqueen3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😄😄

    • @Classicsdaily
      @Classicsdaily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆😊wow

    • @lulechium2022
      @lulechium2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
      Because she lost track of her pupils

  • @alvarodiegodiazhernandez2536
    @alvarodiegodiazhernandez2536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Have you ever thought about why nicknames are recalled easier than "official" names? On this lesson you will answer this question. The trick is associate an emotion to the word you are learning. Our memory performs better when we associate an emotion to the content we are learning. Thanks Vanessa for putting this "theory" in practice. Please say hi to your husband and to the babies! Thanks for preparing this kind of material. My English is improving everyday thanks to teachers like you!

  • @Rick_MacKenzie
    @Rick_MacKenzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Even fluent English speakers needed the jalapeno joke explained.

    • @helenamcginty4920
      @helenamcginty4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yer. Wots s jalapeno?

    • @lucya8916
      @lucya8916 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got it straight away 😄😆

    • @GEOFERET
      @GEOFERET ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, if you only heard it without the transcript shown on screen it's quite clear. My mind refused to read " jalapeno" correctly...

  • @phuchuynh7562
    @phuchuynh7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The policemen stepped out and realized that their police car had lost 4 tires, now they are looking for the thief tirelessly.

    • @baslelassefa6668
      @baslelassefa6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haahaha

    • @master_m8068
      @master_m8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg! It's a really good way to get some new vocab 😍😍😂😂

    • @traweler155
      @traweler155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The policemen realized that their police car had lost 4 liters of gas since morning.
      Now they cruse around and look if they can find it.

    • @stephen579
      @stephen579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shouldn't that be 4 tyres?

    • @indiegente99
      @indiegente99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one! 😂

  • @88888888ron
    @88888888ron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank Vanessa for your clip. A couple of years ago I tried to watch DVDs or TH-cams about jokes, but I could only saw other people laughing without any understanding. However, with your help, I can understand all of them with a little funny and one big laugh. Hope someday I can laugh at some jokes along with native people.

  • @alexpena3054
    @alexpena3054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Thanks a lot for sharing this video with us "your virtual students", sometimes when we decide to study english we never think of ways to tell or even to understand jokes that are common in America, even learning idioms is difficult (but that's another topic), thanks for these huge posibilities of content coming from real spoken english and its daily customs

  • @albinprihono2156
    @albinprihono2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think from these jokes we can learn or increase the vocabularies especially for those who are studying English as their second language. Thanks for this channel.

  • @Amberstargazerofearth
    @Amberstargazerofearth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very useful lesson! Easy to understand. Teachers are awesome. I can understand every word they say...

  • @sanu_octo
    @sanu_octo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Tooth hurt-y means its tooth hurts so he went to the dentist. When we pronounce it in american accent, it sounds like the time: two- thirty
    😂😂

    • @amalalahmad2387
      @amalalahmad2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LoL!! Thank you for explaining

    • @sweetie9ful
      @sweetie9ful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess the same as you, 2:30.......ha...ha.

  • @brahimbest1
    @brahimbest1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the funniest lesson in TH-cam I've ever watched.😂😂😂
    You're such a great teacher. I followed your channel for a year and that helps me a lot.💙

    • @otheraccount4491
      @otheraccount4491 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noy♿😭🇨🇦💔🕯🙏🏾🙏🏻😮😮

  • @andreysnowy5625
    @andreysnowy5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    To some people marriage is a word; to others - a sentence.

  • @raulcazan2358
    @raulcazan2358 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:25 HAHAHA 😂😂😂 this time it really sounds funny 😂 I really love Dan’s faces 😁

  • @woodypoon
    @woodypoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the silly jokes. Thank you, Vanessa! You're an amazing teacher!

  • @lilycat8890
    @lilycat8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the best and the most practicle English language and culture learning video I have ever watched!!! It really helps a lot. Exspeacially for people like me, Non-native speaker, who's trying to fit in the American culture! Pls make more!!!! We really need it !

    • @dolphin7216
      @dolphin7216 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dear Lilycat , you mean practical, don't you?

    • @dolphin7216
      @dolphin7216 ปีที่แล้ว

      And especially.

  • @ひろや-n4z
    @ひろや-n4z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hi, Vanessa.👋
    I'm Japanese learning English.
    Your video made me so happy🤣
    and I found a similarity with joke between English and Japanese!!
    In Japan, two types of joke are famous.
    One is called nazo-kake. To use it, two words(or noun clause) are connected with one phrase(predicate), usually thought of as a formal joke(many comedians do it)
    The other is called da-jare. You use a phrase or word twice in one sentence in different expression.
    Latter is simple and known as a dad joke. A person who uses it usually makes others a bitter smile😅
    Well, I want to give you examples of jokes, but it's hard for me😫forgive my poor English‼️

    • @rachelelizabethxavier4390
      @rachelelizabethxavier4390 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow you really are good in English. Your vocabulary here sounds perfect

    • @ひろや-n4z
      @ひろや-n4z ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rachelelizabethxavier4390 Thanks for replying ! I'll try more learning and enjoying English ;-)

    • @ktsubaru
      @ktsubaru ปีที่แล้ว

      Hang in there!!

    • @Logan_TheWizard
      @Logan_TheWizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk if this person lying about having poor English and actually is fluent or if they use google translate but
      If they are fluent at English then good job 😁👍

  • @w1w155
    @w1w155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    A guy told me that he was Harry's Godfather. I thought he was joking, but he told me that he was Sirius.

  • @levydann
    @levydann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @DHNAYBIA
    @DHNAYBIA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I could listen to this 24/7- a real English teacher right here !!

  • @hazmathzal3749
    @hazmathzal3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hi Vanessa,
    Oh my gosh jokes, i am buzzing to see whether I can actually understand these silly jokes and if I can, i will really proud of myself. And thank you so much for this banging lesson. You are a ray of sunshine:)

  • @walmartdog1142
    @walmartdog1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Austria got Hungary, and cooked Turkey in Greece.

  • @aliyilmaz4045
    @aliyilmaz4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You are a tremendous teacher, I am proud of being your student.

  • @EmuSFeArg
    @EmuSFeArg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi, from Argentina here. I understood all jokes but one, the one of the jalapeño. It's remarkable how watching US TV series or movies can teach you so much language. I was a Friends fan.

    • @superduperenglishidioms
      @superduperenglishidioms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome! Watching TV in English definitely helps a lot! If you've finished watching Friends, how about "The Office"!

  • @veronicam1651
    @veronicam1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favorite silly English joke is :
    - Why did the girl throw butter out of the window?
    - Because she wanted to see butter flies 😁

    • @priyanshidey4299
      @priyanshidey4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you explain ?

    • @cookiecoocie
      @cookiecoocie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@priyanshidey4299
      The joke lies in the word(s) "butter flies" which has two different meanings:
      1. butter that is falling down, you can also say that it is almost as if it is flying (like a bird with its wings) because the way down from the window is pretty long and the butter is in the air for a few seconds
      2. butterflies as the plural of butterfly (the animal)
      So the girl threw butter out of the window because she wanted to see butterflies. However, because the butter is falling down, it is "flying", meaning that the girl saw butter that flies.

    • @priyanshidey4299
      @priyanshidey4299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cookiecoocie thanks I got it now

  • @katerinabokova4617
    @katerinabokova4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    IT joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
    Because they can't C#.

  • @sc.youssefkhamis218
    @sc.youssefkhamis218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I didn't laugh at the jokes even after i understood them
    But i was laughing at the way your husband says them😂
    Watch you from Egypt 🇪🇬

    • @مروى-ح8ش
      @مروى-ح8ش 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      لانهم بايخين اصلا الا تبعيت الاوت ستاندينغ و تبعيت الواب

    • @blackswan986
      @blackswan986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolutely the same with me... i got them all but dont find them funny at all...they are smart though in a way... Dan's face is best😂

    • @emansobhy4382
      @emansobhy4382 ปีที่แล้ว

      هما مش بايخين اوي بس الفكرة ان الألشة لما بتتشرح بتبوخ😂 زي النكت بتاعت الجماعة بتوع المنولوج اللي بيقفوا على مسرح يقولوا نكت سريعة قائمة على نفس فكرة التلاعب بالألفاظ دي، لو مضحكتش عليها في نفس اللحظة خلاص باظت الألشة😂💔

  • @prunuspersica5913
    @prunuspersica5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In my mother tongue, Persian, there's a literary array called Ihaam, using a word with at least two meanings. It's used in all types and generes of literary not just funnies. I like it in romance and love poems and sentences.

  • @davinabrinkley7879
    @davinabrinkley7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks a million Tr Vanessa
    I'm chuffed to bits
    Much love and respect from Uganda, East Africa

  • @דןדן-ל9צ
    @דןדן-ל9צ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hurty tooth means that the tooth are at least a little toast..😂
    Thenk you Venessa I love so much your vibe and frequency..

  • @sachiniramasinghe9678
    @sachiniramasinghe9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fancy seeing you again Vanessa! It’s neat. I am with you. It was such a useful lesson. Thanks a million 👌🏽💚

  • @sumitsharma4797
    @sumitsharma4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way her husband told... That was awsm... One clap 👏 4 her sweet hubby

  • @longhuanma6883
    @longhuanma6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi Vanessa! Thanks for your great resource. I knew your English teaching from wechat and I found your TH-cam channel last week. I appreciate your amazing English teaching episodes here. You rock!

  • @ObsaJaleta
    @ObsaJaleta ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOU YOURSELF IS FUNNY FOR ME, THANKS OUR TEACHER!

  • @adrianpupo3907
    @adrianpupo3907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love jokes and their meanings . Thank you so much Vanessa and Dan!

  • @lowellcunningham3332
    @lowellcunningham3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here's a few more:
    I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me.
    I asked the librarian where I could find books on paranoia. She said, "They're behind you."
    Why do puppies sleep so much? Because they're dog tired.
    "Did Delaware her New Jersey?" "Idaho. Alaska."

    • @colt4667
      @colt4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What was Mississippi's maiden name? Missouri.

  • @sheilajeanfuentes8844
    @sheilajeanfuentes8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Haha,, your husband looks so funny here😂,, I can’t stop laughing ,,

    • @shandy4507
      @shandy4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apart from joke I was laughing by seeing him expression, that was funny lol 😂😂😂

  • @ruigomesdesa6593
    @ruigomesdesa6593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Vanessa, that's a marvelous class! When possible do another one!❤️

  • @dobraperspektywa
    @dobraperspektywa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exactly, what i was looking for, thanks,
    it made my day😂

  • @harishwala5882
    @harishwala5882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent Presentation, Congrats.
    Hello from India 🇮🇳

  • @omniaabdelgawad5178
    @omniaabdelgawad5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Vanessa, this video was what I needed. I really thought their jokes weren't funny at all but yeah I'm still watching. BTW, I'm pleased that I found someone like you in teaching English💜

  • @Nana-sh7gn
    @Nana-sh7gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I was so surprised because a similar expression of "dad jokes" is used here in Japan!

    • @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
      @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks for sharing about Japan! How interesting!😊❤️

    • @kingo_friver
      @kingo_friver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's commonly called oyaji-gags in Japanese😊

    • @松本理央-m8j
      @松本理央-m8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      こんにちは!

    • @Nana-sh7gn
      @Nana-sh7gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@松本理央-m8j こんにちは。コメントありがとう😊Thank you for your comment!

    • @yacinebabziz2791
      @yacinebabziz2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hhhh

  • @childericoalencastro
    @childericoalencastro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Excellent idea this one of telling jokes. It's good because we memorize the vocabulary more.

  • @VeezyVibes
    @VeezyVibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you're very hardworking woman..thanks for your time vanessa..

  • @priyastella7773
    @priyastella7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm an Indian but I can literally uderstand all the silly jokes.I love them and venessa voice 😍🥰🤗

    • @annyeonghasey0
      @annyeonghasey0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey there, I'm also Indian and facing difficulty in getting the last "Rudolph the red" joke. Could you please help me with this one??

  • @mouniabenmammar1390
    @mouniabenmammar1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this lesson! My answer for the test is that when we pronounce tooth hurt-y, it gives : two thirty !

  • @vineetgupta2300
    @vineetgupta2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, such silly jokes you inspired me and motivate me to learn english. Keep making videos

  • @gnnabethere
    @gnnabethere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These are really interesting! Thank you so much Vanessa! You always explain everything clearly!

  • @Machaon1A
    @Machaon1A ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very Professional work. Very concise information on each topic. Very, educationally wise, brief and comprehensive explanations. Beautiful facial expressions and exceptional use of body language as well. You are truely winners in your field. You both make english language learning quite fun through an attractive way of teaching. Keep up the good work.

  • @ahmedsoliha6418
    @ahmedsoliha6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please more of those jokes, they are really funny and helps us to learn without tears.

  • @cipheryourmathsguide3125
    @cipheryourmathsguide3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Till this day, I could not understand why he was always scolded by his parents when he was always out standing in his class.

  • @annak3209
    @annak3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It was a very enjoyable episode Dear Vanessa ❤️❤️
    I appreciate your time and effort so much
    And Thank You To Your Husband for delivering the jokes in such an amusing way ❤️❤️

  • @saramiraj
    @saramiraj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let me tell you a joke:
    Why doesn't the sun go to college? Because it already has a million degrees.

  • @陳若蘋-j8i
    @陳若蘋-j8i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh, it's most interesting lessons I ever learned before, but still too difficult to understand it, but it's a great way to learning English, thanks for your good Idea and shared💖💖💖 love you my teacher😘😘😘😘

  • @makeyourbrand5574
    @makeyourbrand5574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Outstanding explanation of jokes😁 Thank you 🤗

  • @DaveSmith90559
    @DaveSmith90559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yes! I'm first here today!
    Hi there Vanessa, our lovely teacher! All of these are actually hilarious, thanks a million! I do fond of such kind of your videos 'cause all of them are always funny 'n' on the one side, but on the other side it's also always educationally 'n' enlightening so! I'm full of positive emotions, you present a joy and rejoice to me (not only to me, certainly)! I so love to see you smiling 'n' laughing at me, I'm definitely overjoyed!
    Well, a stupendous lesson from amazing teacher! (as always, definitely!) A tremendous gratitude to Vanessa for her conscientious work for all of us!
    Thanks a lot, dearest Vanessa! Lots of love! See you next time!
    P.S. In my view, Dan looks like excellent in your videos! As to me, it's high time he started his own educational channel like yours, right? He's actually a positive 'n' pleasant guy! I also like him a lot (as a teacher, of course)!

    • @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
      @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm so glad that you found this lesson entertaining! I'll be sure to pass along your kind words to Dan.😊

    • @DaveSmith90559
      @DaveSmith90559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
      Anytime!
      I'm so delighted to be your student!

    • @knowbodiesfull5768
      @knowbodiesfull5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaveSmith90559 Thanks a million? She had only enough time to tell 15! (1/31/2021)

  • @kmnzen6692
    @kmnzen6692 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 2:30😀 I started laughing for this kind of jokes.😅

  • @krishnacreation9211
    @krishnacreation9211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime , whatever vanessa is saying, i can understand but not get her husband.
    But this time i get her without reading text.
    Thank you ma'am 💜
    You're like a celebrity in india.

  • @asmikpogosian4113
    @asmikpogosian4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A Russian guy was driving his car and he saw sign “Fine for parking”.. So he parked there. A policeman approached to him and said: “Fine for parking”. While he was writing a ticket , the driver agreed and exclaimed: Yes, fine for parking!

    • @gunna2709
      @gunna2709 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why a Russian and not a Frenchman?

  • @nicolesclass314
    @nicolesclass314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hi Vanessa, this was really an interesting lesson.

  • @renanlima6434
    @renanlima6434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wonderful puns and jokes. Thanks, Vanessa

  • @sandhya3170
    @sandhya3170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. Great jokes I'd like much. Made more videos on jockes. Love from India 🇮🇳

  • @mirssadel7akaik183
    @mirssadel7akaik183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I appreciate it, Mrs. Keep on sharing with us such a lovely jokes , particularly those special and rare ones that related to culture. All my love from Algeria 🇩🇿❤️🥀.

  • @unique5383
    @unique5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I greatly appreciate your work vaneesa

  • @carlostucho
    @carlostucho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I do not know how I ended up here but this was very funny.... the only one was the one with the jalapeño (a little too far fetched) but in all it was fantastic ...thank you for the laughs!!!! and a big hug from Argentina!!!!

  • @merioumamimi4922
    @merioumamimi4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I literally love the way you're teaching us . I can't thank you enough ❤️

    • @vuochlysrun4133
      @vuochlysrun4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are not correct yo yo yo yo yo

  • @satish303132
    @satish303132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am seeing your video for first time and I loved the way you speak.your smile makes the learning easier.thank you .I want fluency in my English but I need more practice and guidance.thanks again

  • @Rajakumar-ql9di
    @Rajakumar-ql9di 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi, vanessa I am from India. And don't know too much about American culture , but you video help me to understand American culture and at the same time you video help me to understand English language. Thanks for your video.

  • @dannyroosenboom3640
    @dannyroosenboom3640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i learned english by listening to movies( they aren't dubbed in Flanders but have subtitles) and try to figuring out what is going on without watching

  • @MrAndrei124
    @MrAndrei124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great video! Exactly what we need - just English conversation on any topic in a very pleasant, natural (and very understandable) performance! You just listen and remember. (God bless youtube for the auto-translation feature). Over the course of a year, listening to your lessons with Dan, I began to understand English quite well. You just talk about something or just talk - we just listen and remember. Thank you very much! God bless you :) We are waiting for new American conversations and American stories in your pleasant (and understandable) performance.

  • @WoodpeckerLearning
    @WoodpeckerLearning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm adding each of these jokes to my repertoire! Thanks, Vanessa! 😂

  • @khalilbensonsalinas2837
    @khalilbensonsalinas2837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THERE? ETCH, ETCH WHO?
    BLESS YOU

  • @lutheran7674
    @lutheran7674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are my favourite english teacher right now!

  • @crismartinez5272
    @crismartinez5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great video, Vanessa. I loved, and enjoyed. Keep up the great fun.👍😎😉

  • @accauntasdfghjkl932
    @accauntasdfghjkl932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I liked the joke about stairs because they are definitely up to something, all the time 😂

  • @alzo4935
    @alzo4935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought french fries was made from Sweden not from France. Hi Maam Vanessa, it's my 10 months of watching your helpful videos to improve my english communication skill and to widen my vocabulary with the said language. Moreover, I would say that after these challenging months, I am improved and it's fascinating that whenever I watch english movies such as disney movies, I understand the dialogue of its characters as well as the native speakers. I hope that more diverse audience would not stop learning because english really change my perception and enhanced myself being a senior high school student.

  • @notroderke
    @notroderke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:32 dad i’m tired n I do NOT want those jokes
    Dad:Hi, Tired I’m Dad 👨

  • @medmoudyacoub8343
    @medmoudyacoub8343 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was an outstanding and marvelous class ,thank you so much
    You're my best teacher

  • @alfredfan2154
    @alfredfan2154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for sharing. 👍👍

  • @lalalilulu9401
    @lalalilulu9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for another useful video! I'm early this time

  • @3stripern
    @3stripern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dear Vanessa, these kinds of jokes are very common in Norway too. I enjoy them a lot, but many of my friends think they are too silly. But that does not bother me. By the way, I want to tell you one joke, we have here:
    It's not the fart that kills, but it is the smell.
    And to explain this joke, I have to explain the word "fart". This means speed, velocity. And the word "smell" means bang or crash. So the whole sentence explains how dangerous it is to drive too fast, as it may result in a collision. (But of course, the english sentence itself means something else😂

  • @rinchenwangzom8131
    @rinchenwangzom8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vanessa! you are absolutely amazing teacher..

  • @azalisamosir2723
    @azalisamosir2723 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thirty minutes past two (two thirty), first time I saw and watched till finish and I did enjoy, I thank you and I should say that this episode also contains the teaching of the two-word verbs, phrasal verbs, or idioms, once again, thank you.

  • @zuhradanabeva4670
    @zuhradanabeva4670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When i saw this video i couldnt stop laughing😹😹😹