[Tomato] Zero Sievert : snorks arent real they cant hurt us.

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  • @thewarpipe6368
    @thewarpipe6368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The VOD-Dwellers eat good tonight!

    • @pickleinspector5948
      @pickleinspector5948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True. I'm feasting bro

    • @wisewizard9552
      @wisewizard9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you, king, you too.

    • @kingklipo
      @kingklipo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope he plays deadeye deepfake simulacrum again soon too!

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bro I'm trying to lose weight, gosh dang it dude this tomato soup is too good

    • @Broken_Link_
      @Broken_Link_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      {Agressive monkey/ Vod-Dweller noises}

  • @RawBlue
    @RawBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    He doesn't know. The guys in green are his allies and he could have just walked in and take the free loot, that's why the loot was kinda junk haha

  • @HumbleMemeFarmer
    @HumbleMemeFarmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I survived 2022 and all I got was this dumb recession"

    • @RawBlue
      @RawBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "2022 no mercy"

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RawBlue 2022 is just 2020 too, oof size is gonna be jumbo

    • @gmanhobo
      @gmanhobo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Great New Depression

  • @unturned1529
    @unturned1529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I bought this game, played it for less than an hour and decided that it wasn't for me, refunded it, this VOD dropped and it ate away at me for days, I purchased the game again, and now I'm hooked on it
    By hooked I mean I started playing at 8pm and I just finished a session due to a crash and it's 2:30am and I got work in a few hours

  • @zantanzuken
    @zantanzuken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    knowing how to play zero sievert and watching tomato leave behind high value items in place of junk makes me die inside.
    ... i love it, entertaining as heck.

    • @ArtorioVideojogos
      @ArtorioVideojogos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude he's not playing efficiently!

    • @zantanzuken
      @zantanzuken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly! its great.

    • @wowddo
      @wowddo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol, lmao, imagine Tomato being efficient and thinking logically in the games he play. It'd be a disaster and a heavy blow for the entertainment industry

    • @echo645
      @echo645 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wowddoexactly i love how random he builds up entertainment by making bad decisions

    • @wowddo
      @wowddo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echo645 Tomato making bad calls > any form of comedy

  • @moonmantrashpit5789
    @moonmantrashpit5789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let's gooo Brett thank you for uploading this one I was wondering if tamto was ever gonna play this

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The biggest punishment tomato can do to us is remove the time stamp

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some kind souls will go out of their way to timestamp someone almost always does

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@TheRealRusDaddy 00:69 is the earliest funny number in the VOD timeline :)

    • @frivolousbread7050
      @frivolousbread7050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea how would I know how long the intro is so ik if it is long enough to listen to while I drive :). Intro is my fav part

    • @MokouMeows
      @MokouMeows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TRUEEEEE DOOOOOD

    • @Suckmuh
      @Suckmuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not punishment, he's just dumb and forgets sometimes

  • @GunpowderCoffee
    @GunpowderCoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:20:47 "The funny box™, now at your local makeshift fallout shelter bar."

  • @christianm1553
    @christianm1553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yessssss I've been waiting to see you play this game

  • @rune5416
    @rune5416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Surely these hundreds of pillows will pay off after 100 hours NURSE crank the copium

  • @BearZerq
    @BearZerq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's pretty annoying that most of his confusion comes from not looking at the tutorial.

    • @Ty6260
      @Ty6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just got a call from Joe Biden, President of the United States of America. He said you should log off.

    • @zantanzuken
      @zantanzuken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the tutorial of this game is just pictures and would explain what he already knows anyway... the game expects you to figure it out for the most part.

    • @BearZerq
      @BearZerq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zantanzuken I just can't stand people complaining about a game after ignoring information and then on top of it making the game harder.
      Great, you screw yourself out of a good time.

  • @waffle7356
    @waffle7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was just watching a video about this game, was thinking of getting it but now i have to watch this first! :)

  • @Nickname863
    @Nickname863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Now we all know what a forest is.
    I am also mad that i can't unsee the amogus now.

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate you, I didn't notice until I read this and now I need to poke my eyes out with a hot nail

  • @Spindown8
    @Spindown8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tomato saying "I'm not doing that" for 3 hours

  • @vipercat
    @vipercat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Local bartender gives streamer goblin a quest to go outside to touch grass

  • @rinner2801
    @rinner2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I kind of like that it's hard to see them in the trees, it feels more like the trees provide actual cover, but it should be more consistent.

    • @theoverseer458
      @theoverseer458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The trees provide concealment for your enemies but not you, probably the game’s biggest issue rn imo

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theoverseer458 Gotta love programmed AI and their eagle vision reminds me of bots in insurgency with their heat-seeking molotov throws.

  • @jd.9911
    @jd.9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your Stalker vods are soo legendary. Would kill for even a single one

  • @coldnr
    @coldnr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somebody REALLY liked stalker. That person was me. I like stalker.

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:30 this is common to say where I'm from for whatever thing that is more than a month away

  • @comyuse9103
    @comyuse9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have seen a few content creators talk about dwarf fortress this year, and god i can't wait to see them fail miserably in it. i doubt it'll even be the fun kind of losing, it'll be so much fun to watch.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8/10 "too much fun" tomato IGN gaming awards

  • @berserkerpride
    @berserkerpride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Contractors VR with all the star wars mods would be great multiplayer.
    Also Into the Radius is a based take for Indie GOTY.

    • @YouTubehandle375
      @YouTubehandle375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just in case your unaware, there are a few tomato vods of into the radius

    • @awesomefatBruceLee
      @awesomefatBruceLee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      his into the radius streams have a few moments, namely
      "BEEF KATYA, CANS OF BEEF...!"

  • @LeudieBlues
    @LeudieBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game looks interesting, might pick it up in the future and give it a shot myself. Got that STALKER feel to it.

  • @danw3735
    @danw3735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those green soldiers were on your side. They are tougher than normal, you can just walk up to them and they won't shoot.

  • @JD-ou2ce
    @JD-ou2ce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2023:Survive

  • @Archphoenix1
    @Archphoenix1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man lives in forest,the story of tomatos life

  • @wisewizard9552
    @wisewizard9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay, new tomato stream!!!! I love tamto

  • @gaddiusgaddium9082
    @gaddiusgaddium9082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    55:56 legit predicted this the moment he got a pelt from a rabbit

  • @tamas9402
    @tamas9402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    el goblino is finally unleashed

  • @SuperZigbot
    @SuperZigbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tomato to dark to see gaming

  • @danw3735
    @danw3735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You also walked past several dead bodies on the ground, they look like a bunch of sticks

  • @wisewizard9552
    @wisewizard9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:56:34 - the sounds of a pure alpha male

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss when sus was just a funny ytp noise

  • @lukasberman
    @lukasberman ปีที่แล้ว

    I use Q tips because my ears are f'ed up any ways and if they provide any amount of relief then it good.
    (granted it might be like itching a bug bite and making it worse in long run).

  • @nananamamana3591
    @nananamamana3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Uuuuuhhhmmmmmmm???? Brett??? We _talked_ about this, right??? The "get small" bit was _just_ for the minecrap grift, remember???
    So, then, would you please, for the love of *GOD* tell me why *THE STREAMER KEEPS SHRINKING THE VODS!!! D:

  • @SirSniffington
    @SirSniffington 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is there any way to watch Tomato play Tarkov? Like, does he play it with someone who streams or something?

    • @RawBlue
      @RawBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From what I can tell, those sorts of games he plays offline in his private time like with monster hunter. It's a shame we'll never see it

    • @AdeelTariq0
      @AdeelTariq0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably doesn't play anymore. But usually with Lawlman, Gmart or Boon I think.

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:46 which one is he talking about

  • @molcat_doma
    @molcat_doma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More, more, more!!!

  • @jeromeriedl
    @jeromeriedl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have 3 spoons IRL

  • @nicknevco215
    @nicknevco215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    so he would like to go to the forest
    i see

  • @Dietrich_Kaufmann
    @Dietrich_Kaufmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tread carefully tovarish

  • @MRTibbz-gk4pn
    @MRTibbz-gk4pn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alt F4 is always funny

  • @ScottyPlop
    @ScottyPlop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game would be fun if it was a MMO tbh

  • @SolazLive
    @SolazLive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    great swamp isnt the starting zone 0/10

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh?

    • @aliakeel
      @aliakeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh lol

  • @ReaverTheSurvivalist
    @ReaverTheSurvivalist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:21:17

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    stalker for zoomers

    • @BakedBanana
      @BakedBanana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh.

    • @aliakeel
      @aliakeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BakedBanana oh

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    tomato is rapidly becoming a zoomer, just wanting an out to die, disgusting
    where's my "I ain't hear no bell" boomer tomato?

  • @markleehouston
    @markleehouston 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2end views

  • @Guess_I_Lose
    @Guess_I_Lose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't know why the world lets this dude play video games...
    He hasn't even been decent at a single one!
    Example: kindergarten 2, the shadow was right under the principal, and what does tamtoe do? He moves the claw to the right then proceeds to complain about how his failure is bad game design
    Also I'm better than him at STALKER

    • @lloydtaylor1507
      @lloydtaylor1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally who asked?

    • @AdeelTariq0
      @AdeelTariq0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @molcat_doma
      @molcat_doma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you want good gameplay with no entertainment then consider someone else

    • @Guess_I_Lose
      @Guess_I_Lose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@molcat_doma ah yes, because good game play AND entertainment could never exist simultaneously.

    • @Guess_I_Lose
      @Guess_I_Lose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lloydtaylor1507 i know this is late but I'm pretty sure I've already replied to you and my shit got reported.
      Suspicious isn't it?
      Anyway if somebody needs to ask for opinions before anyone can share... you know... their opinions... there wouldn't be any comments in the comments section!

  • @aetherwizard3218
    @aetherwizard3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    to bad it's only on that garbage platform Steam right now.. maybe if they put it on respectable platform like gog someday.