He showers with his clothes on, microwaves an entire quarter of a pizza for four minutes and eats it in three whole bites, and keeps his bananas in the fridge. The protagonist wasn't kidnapped, he just went home; he was clearly a cryptid before he ever went there.
Not only does he shower with his clothes on, but he likes it cold. Either that, or… he just goes around his house naked. And dripping wet too, because I don’t think he dried off. Are the devs aliens?
51:40 Tomato greedily grabs at the coin, his greasy fingers barely holding a grip as he pulls that twenty-five measly cents from the dead woman's cold hand. Not even a meat golem summoned from hell could end his greed filled existence.
@@nananamamana3591 That is fair, people do that, sometimes people just never use the ammo, It's completely natural to go the whole game only using the sling (and the weapons that get taken from you after the boss fights and harpoon), I'm not coping.
38:50 Relatable. Showed interest in 24 hr fitness, went with a friend as a guest. Next thing you know, I start getting regular calls from reps trying to convince me to get a membership.
@@slyseal2091 He literally breaks off the fingers of a corpse without a second thought just to take a penny that was clutched in its hand, then killed the monster that was protecting his friends from him. Then goes back to that same corpse specifically to cut and remove the head with a very small knife because a hole in a wall told him to.
@@Vaguer_Weevil but thats just the point isn't it? When given the choice, Tomato chose to abstain from desecrating the corpse. Only because the hole in the wall demanded it he took the corpse's head. Only because _society_ demands it did he choose to amass wealth at all costs.
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@@GamerGodJones I haven't watched the intro so I could be wrong, but the game was a pretty heavy political philosophy (not sure that's the right term but I'm gonna go with that) type thing so youtube probably censored it because he read something out loud that they don't agree with. Some of the 'trolley problems' in the game are thinly veiled critiques of political standpoints on abortion for example. Probably got taken down for that.
@@GamerGodJones Watched the intro, he said TH-cam got mad at him for his vaccine jokes despite him making it very fucking obvious that it was a joke... which sounds about right tbh
My "local pizza place" is ridiculously expensive, and also not very good. I just go to Papa Murphey's if I want enough to feed a group of people, or MOD pizza if it's just me or I'm in a hurry.
I'm one of those people who eat pizza cold. Although, I will say that depending on the toppings I prefer some hot. 🤔 I do like anchovy and durian so maybe my taste is questionable at best.
I like extra wide slices of pizza so I can eat straight down the center, the warm greasy 'za sliding against my cheeks, coating my crustache with its juices as I turn 1 slice of pizza into 2 more smaller slices.
Game inspirations I'm seeing in this: Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Cry of Fear Curious if there are any others? Maybe's: Elder Scrolls/Skyrim? (Spider room where he gets a silver disk)
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
![[Tomato] Cultic : i frickin HATE jesus](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nDb0hoSx6Uo/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Cultic : i frickin HATE jesus](/img/tr.png)
![[Tomato] Horror Tales: The Wine : Ah yes a most delectable vintage (Sophisticated viewers only)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZQn7q_uBizw/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] Lunacid : Level 1 "Mild Deutan" gets lost in the sewers beneath a haunted house.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/isoSzbmtb_A/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Tomato] The Upturned : Moseyin' on over to the haunted check-in desk at the hotel.](/img/n.gif)
He showers with his clothes on, microwaves an entire quarter of a pizza for four minutes and eats it in three whole bites, and keeps his bananas in the fridge. The protagonist wasn't kidnapped, he just went home; he was clearly a cryptid before he ever went there.
Not only does he shower with his clothes on, but he likes it cold. Either that, or… he just goes around his house naked. And dripping wet too, because I don’t think he dried off. Are the devs aliens?
51:40 Tomato greedily grabs at the coin, his greasy fingers barely holding a grip as he pulls that twenty-five measly cents from the dead woman's cold hand.
Not even a meat golem summoned from hell could end his greed filled existence.
Tomato “Constantly wastes ammo then complains about lack of ammo” Gaming
Tomato "Never uses any ammo because he's paranoid about needing it for the end" Gaming
Tomato "refuses to use the melee weapon he just got during a boss fight where using one would save the little ammo he has" Gaming
@@nananamamana3591 That is fair, people do that, sometimes people just never use the ammo, It's completely natural to go the whole game only using the sling (and the weapons that get taken from you after the boss fights and harpoon), I'm not coping.
38:50 Relatable. Showed interest in 24 hr fitness, went with a friend as a guest. Next thing you know, I start getting regular calls from reps trying to convince me to get a membership.
Him missing the magnum till the end was painful.
Espially, because you saw the guy shoot himself with it and thought "uuu a new gun", but tomato walks away.
@@burritoblaze3816 maybe it's a moral statement, maybe Tomato truly is the better man for not thinking of looting a man down on his luck.
@@slyseal2091
He literally breaks off the fingers of a corpse without a second thought just to take a penny that was clutched in its hand, then killed the monster that was protecting his friends from him.
Then goes back to that same corpse specifically to cut and remove the head with a very small knife because a hole in a wall told him to.
@@Vaguer_Weevil but thats just the point isn't it? When given the choice, Tomato chose to abstain from desecrating the corpse. Only because the hole in the wall demanded it he took the corpse's head. Only because _society_ demands it did he choose to amass wealth at all costs.
Oh man I should not have read the comments before finishing the vod, cuz now its driving me crazy as well knowing he missed it lol
Remember kids, never eat microwaved pizza before you go to bed.
Jokes aside, really neat game. Love Resident Evil and Silent Hill influence.
Ah, the first stream I was able to catch live in quite a while. Time to watch it again
Tomato "Stabbing a Dead Body 40 Consecutive Times" Gaming
Tomato laming! Gottom! 🤡” i am the clown”
Bro u killed him
Yes hello 911 I just witnessed an absolute SLAUGHTER
I’m scared that you exist now. ):
“I Need More Head”
I hear ya there buddy me too
Naked Man Covered in Rancid Pizza Grease Hallucinates Neighbors as Zombies, Shoots Them
I had to look this one up, I can’t believe he actually did that
11:40 Master of Unlocking
God ol locking picking lawyer to solve every masterwork masterlock
Wow, the player character is a monster! Did you see how they ate that pizza?
The intro was removed. That means tamto has something he wants to hide!
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@@PipEnigma ahh, weird they removed that, glad i watched it before it got deleted!
@@PipEnigma TH-cam is such a piece of shit
@@PipEnigma wow, why did TH-cam remove the Trolley Problem one?
He gets his smarts from his grandpapa Walter, but he gets his Don’t Fuck With Me from gramma.
~ Gramma
Tomato's true natural reaction to eating bad pizza is just saying in a 12 year old voice "CRINGE!"
2:51:30
I always appreciate a Monty Python reference.
And the holy grenade was the cherry on the cake!
This is actually a pretty good little game
Amnesia combined with Resident Evil? Count me in
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I sleep at 10:30am in the morning just like this guy here. Maybe I'm cursed too.
Wha- WHERE'S MY OPENING HOUR PODCAST?!
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@@PipEnigma wait why? What's wrong with it
@@GamerGodJones I haven't watched the intro so I could be wrong, but the game was a pretty heavy political philosophy (not sure that's the right term but I'm gonna go with that) type thing so youtube probably censored it because he read something out loud that they don't agree with. Some of the 'trolley problems' in the game are thinly veiled critiques of political standpoints on abortion for example. Probably got taken down for that.
@@GamerGodJones Watched the intro, he said TH-cam got mad at him for his vaccine jokes despite him making it very fucking obvious that it was a joke... which sounds about right tbh
Tomato 4:00 isn’t that bad if the microwave has a low wattage set, thus less power and heat making it take longer.
ah yes. garry's mod
cant belive you didnt just pillage that dead mans body when he fucking shot himself, really could of used his revolver during the chainsaw boss.
Good one boss.
Why didn't he at least see if he could pry that revolver out of that guy's hands, It seems to do a lot of headshot damage.
Tamto has very bad goldfish memory and perception
2:54:14 tomato go dex build
My "local pizza place" is ridiculously expensive, and also not very good. I just go to Papa Murphey's if I want enough to feed a group of people, or MOD pizza if it's just me or I'm in a hurry.
Nothing bad had better happen to the kitty.
1:32:45 They yell what? "Context Clue?"
Amnesia and resident evil style game
ah yes another gmod stream :)
Someone clip this for Sane. 1:09:15
I'm one of those people who eat pizza cold. Although, I will say that depending on the toppings I prefer some hot. 🤔 I do like anchovy and durian so maybe my taste is questionable at best.
Ah so this is Garry's mod I see.
Since when do tomatos not go in the fridge? Who tf like warm tomatos? Freaks.
I thought you HAD to put tomatoes in the fridge???
I like extra wide slices of pizza so I can eat straight down the center, the warm greasy 'za sliding against my cheeks, coating my crustache with its juices as I turn 1 slice of pizza into 2 more smaller slices.
Vile
Never, EVER, use the word "crustache" ever again
See this why you eat the pizza cold.
Never before have I been so reviled at something so harmless.
my stream folds bro
Ok... Learning some foods don't need to be in the fridge. I won't budge on the cold showers though.
They're amazing!
Said the sicko
Wait, do onions and potatoes not go in the fridge??
They don’t lmao
I keep my potatoes and onions in the fridge and I will NOT be answering replies, thank you.
fly - 2, tomato - 0
2:42:53
the is nah?
spooki
Game inspirations I'm seeing in this:
Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Cry of Fear
Curious if there are any others?
Maybe's:
Elder Scrolls/Skyrim? (Spider room where he gets a silver disk)
MY INTRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
no podcast? D:
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
Molonoch!
woah no opening procrastination today? who are you and where is tomato >.>
So I went to Twitch to watch the intro, he cut it because YT removed his Trolley Problem video, and he talks about it in the intro to this VOD, and he didn’t want to risk another warning or an actual strike on this channel because of him talking about it.
@@FreePalestine1491 the intros aren’t “nothing” it’s literally a podcast.
🤫
You only reheat pizza in the oven. Who the fuck reheats pizza in the microwave?
Why don't you just put it in the toaster? Crust first of course
Who the fuck reheats a single piece of pizza with an oven?
Pp sneeze
cold pizza out of the fridge is good and folding pizza when you eat it is cringe