6:08 "Pigeons! That's all we get, pigeons! Fat, depressed, suicidal pigeons. That just walk in front of cars. Kill me now and my shit life in this hell hole." And the head jiggle! Nailed it! OMG !!! Crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I'm American but I think his accent and way of speaking just makes him even funnier. I will admit he speaks so fast I probably miss a few words here and there but I'm southern and tend to speak pretty fast too so I just love it! Anytime I'm feeling down at all I watch a few of his clips on here and laugh my head off. He's probably the funniest person I've ever seen. Keep making us laugh Michael. The world needs it! 😂
So glad that he started putting his content online to reach the world audience, he is a kind of genius in comedy and it's very natural to him in addition to his consistency.
As a person from the country, I can confirm that we talk to everyone and introduce ourselves to the new neighbors. Usually holding a plate of cookies or a casserole.
Where in the country do you live? It took me about 12 years to be even acknowledged as belonging in my village of about 900 people, don't want cookies, but just 'hello' would be good!
However, I've now been here for more than thirty years and so I know a lot of people and they know me, and I would hate now to go back to the city or even a town.
Yeah. Lived here 20 years, our village has maybe 30-40 people. Nobody has ever come over. We speak to the older ones while they're passing walking their dogs etc but the newer ones that recently moved here, we do not speak to. Since they can afford the prices of these houses they're obviously posh gits (with his range rover) so completely different class to us peasant farmers. 😂 We call him Dick, he doesn't slow down for the horses and doesn't thank you if you move off the road to let him past. His wife isn't too bad though.
May I steal "an absolute tonic" from you? I intend to use it endlessly here in the states for everything good. And for everything bad, Michael's, that's "septic".
I do hope all you Brits know how lucky you are to have Michael McIntyre!! Feel free to send him over to the US every now and then, it's good international relations to share a good laugh! We did it for you when we let Robin come visit you. Just saying. (RIP Robin Williams, you are always loved and missed.)
Have you heard robin Williams first stand up gig to be recorded,? It's called "" Reality?... What a Concept" " came out on record and tape in 1979 ,well worth looking for for hard-core Robin Williams fans 😀
I'm Canadian and have spent many summers at sleepaway camp in the bush. I laughed so hard at the animal noises bit that I was crying and had to take a break from the video...
@@Royalizzieadventures Sorry I don't know. A quick google search brought up this link, I hope it helps!: www.canadainternational.gc.ca/united_kingdom-royaume_uni/consular_services_consulaires/edu_equivalency-equivalence_edu.aspx?lang=eng
@@private15 I would say this is changing for sure ... men generally now do take on a more active role. I think he says it to be funny In his political incorrectness he looks purposefully for what triggers people and makes it funny. Good job raising sons to take care of their children and not babysit I've done same. It takes time for the buzz words to have true meaning
Ana Correia My son-in-law is at this moment putting all three boys to bed, while my daughter is at a meeting. He’s always been involved - I don’t think they consider this babysitting.
He really is so good, isn't he. Simply fabulous with accents and sounds. He's worried about being in the dark in the country? He should try living in regional Australia and all the resident Marsupials, come out, only at night.
Michael.. you are are OFFICIALLY the funniest, clever comedian on television, you are so relatable and I and I'm sure I speak for the rest G.B are all proud of you ! 💕 to you and your family..xxxx
Tip!. If your partner normally cooks, then one night they can't be stuffed. What your partner actually needs is for you to cook. Takeaway or a restaurant would have been organised if that is what is wanted. But spending 3or4 days of food budget, still having to organise and decide what to eat, and if you go out there's that whole extra stress, even if it's nice. Sometimes the main cook just needs someone else to decide the food and to have a little love given back through being cooked for.
It's a thankless job and apparently I've scared my family so much that no one seems to be able to make a decision without me... The most indecisive person I know.
Years ago I was in a relationship where I was working and my girlfriend wasn't. So she did the cooking during weekdays, and I did the cooking at weekends. Worked well.
Sometimes there is a damn good reason one person is in charge of cooking and not the other. My family would always prefer to eat out rather than get my rubbish food xD Also...remember that the one who doesn't cook often does other chores or earn the most money. Spending some of that money on good food is a way to show love as well :)
Marriage to Michael would be a double-edged sword- I mean, he is adorable and SO funny, but you'd know from day one that all your quirks and foibles would inevitably be fodder for his next show...
It’s been a really rubbish few weeks for me recently and I just wanted to say that this Man is my go to when I need to laugh, a brilliant genius- Thank you!
As someone who has lived in villages my entire life and currently live somewhere so small that it didnt even have a speed limit until 2 years ago (no signs and no street lamps), I have to say that I'd never be able to live in a town or city. I'm so used to people being social and keeping the door unlocked knowing I'll be safe. And, as an aside, the stars are awesome. You can see the milky way from my back garden.
Lucky you, I can see the stars from my cottage garden, but not so many as to classify as the milky way, as I live pretty far north, but I did see a glimpse of the Northern lights, but only fleeting not far enough north to see a full display, it was awesome nonetheless! 😂
I've been in both. Cities can break you. They totally messed up my mental health Because there's so little interaction and most people are in a rush and angry. Not spend too much time in villages (1yr) but even movng from the outskirts of a smaller city into London was shocking enough
@@mars109 it isn't the concept of looking after the kids they're upset at. It's that he called it "babysitting" and you don't babysit your own kids. If no one laughed at the "I babysit my kids" line it wasn't a joke
I am! August 2021! Pissed off with my husband… he’s gone to bed, Thankyou God! Enjoying the incredible Michael… cheered up no end, in fact I may even be civil in the morning after a night watching this brilliant man!!🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
All these comments about when he said about babysitting his kids... it’s a joke, my god. 😭😭 He literally dotes on his children. It’s a part of his stand up. Loosen up like damn. 😂
@@icarusgotooclose Well, where I live, in the north east, both mams and dads will say they're 'baby-sitting', if they can't go somewhere because their spouse has arranged to be out that night. So, it didn't irk me in the slightest when he said he was 'baby-sitting'.
I was born in Brooklyn, New York and my dad immigrated here. I’m a huge Michael McIntyre fan and I’m trying to get my dad on to him but he Doesn’t quite understand him all the time so I have to pause it often to explain his jokes, so it takes me a few hours to get through a couple of Michael McIntyre clips hehe. Anyways I love this guy!
I've lived in the countryside for 20 years.. maybe England countryside is different but I honestly would never go back to a town or city.. the air is clean, it's quiet, nobody comes round to our house apart from the mailman or delivery drivers, the only disadvantage is the houses aren't cheap. The one across the road is for sale (beautiful big house surrounded by a tall hedge, completely cut off from everyone else in the village, though it needs a little work) it's up for £400,000-£650,000 ..for Scottish prices that is extortionate. The pink house across the road (beside it) has an indoor swimming pool and a gym. (I know this because before our house got rebuilt, we could peer in from the bathroom window of our previous house, which survived 2 world wars..it was a brilliant house considering it was damp and had uninvited slugs coming in)
Hi, sorry I did not introduce myself earlier. I live in the brick house behind the supermarket, you just have to go down the street, you know, with the church on it, about 200 meters then you turn left just past the school and its the brick house with the red roof and the white fence. You know the one?
Oh man I wonder if he’s ever heard a vixen in heat at his new place. They are horrifying. Was on the deck of a rented vacation home on the edge of PEI, pitch black, thousands of crystal clear gorgeous stars, and then from afar the sound of a woman‘s blood curdling scream as if she’s being murdered. Scared the shit out of me, had to google it quick to stop myself from calling 911 because I was sure someone was being murdered by the sea
Had to take out the trash after supper today. It was windy and pitch black outside. Had to use a torch. That is scary when you might see glowing eyes in the dark - no problem, the cat was by the house. Anyway, in front of the house is a fairly large lawn, maybe 700 square meters with 7 apple trees and before that two large conker trees (I am Swedish, is this an english word?). The large trees are currently losing their leaves and I hope that was what I heard, but I doubt it. I'm pretty sure there was a moose I scared away while it was munching away on apples. My torch didn't illuminate an animal, but it could have been there. There were omnious sounds. Also, the first animal sound Michael is making is probable an owl.
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Who else in binge watching Micheal Macintyre? 🤣😁
First Time?
Charlie Peck 🙋♂️🙋♂️
Me ! This guy is one of the funniest 😆
Not personally - I'm rationing him to keep me going through however long lockdown lasts.
@@bradleywright3031 hello Bradly Wright 🙋♀️🙋♀️
Every mundane event of life takes on a new sparkle when explained by Michael. He could make drinking a glass of ice water funny.
Indeed. th-cam.com/video/Fycg9NujoiQ/w-d-xo.html
6:08 "Pigeons! That's all we get, pigeons! Fat, depressed, suicidal pigeons. That just walk in front of cars. Kill me now and my shit life in this hell hole." And the head jiggle! Nailed it! OMG !!! Crying with laughter! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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I'm American but I think his accent and way of speaking just makes him even funnier. I will admit he speaks so fast I probably miss a few words here and there but I'm southern and tend to speak pretty fast too so I just love it! Anytime I'm feeling down at all I watch a few of his clips on here and laugh my head off. He's probably the funniest person I've ever seen. Keep making us laugh Michael. The world needs it! 😂
"He didn't disappoint" 😂😂😂
Very much a british compliment 😂
So glad that he started putting his content online to reach the world audience, he is a kind of genius in comedy and it's very natural to him in addition to his consistency.
He's my favorate!
He is walking more in one show than I do in a day
Edit: thank you for all the likes ❤
I know, I need a nap after a few minutes of watching him. 😆
@@IntrepidFraidyCat omg same
Thanks for telling us Helene. Now I can sleep at night.
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I grew up in Africa and your take on the animal noises from the bush made me laugh so much that I had tears running down my cheeks! 😂🤣
As a person from the country, I can confirm that we talk to everyone and introduce ourselves to the new neighbors. Usually holding a plate of cookies or a casserole.
Where in the country do you live? It took me about 12 years to be even acknowledged as belonging in my village of about 900 people, don't want cookies, but just 'hello' would be good!
However, I've now been here for more than thirty years and so I know a lot of people and they know me, and I would hate now to go back to the city or even a town.
@@lesleyhawes6895 I live in a small town in Alaska.
Yeah. Lived here 20 years, our village has maybe 30-40 people. Nobody has ever come over. We speak to the older ones while they're passing walking their dogs etc but the newer ones that recently moved here, we do not speak to. Since they can afford the prices of these houses they're obviously posh gits (with his range rover) so completely different class to us peasant farmers. 😂 We call him Dick, he doesn't slow down for the horses and doesn't thank you if you move off the road to let him past. His wife isn't too bad though.
Absolutely. He has me helpless and crying with laughter. This man is an absolute tonic.😭🤣👍♥️
May I steal "an absolute tonic" from you? I intend to use it endlessly here in the states for everything good. And for everything bad, Michael's, that's "septic".
Love him he's hilarious...but anyone that refers to looking after their own children as babysitting gets me to the end of my tether 😂
When he said that i thought the same thing 🤣
I came here to say this too
YES
Me too!!!
Yassss that triggered me
Michael helped get me through the Covid quarantine lock down months, kept me laughing when I needed it the most.
I do hope all you Brits know how lucky you are to have Michael McIntyre!! Feel free to send him over to the US every now and then, it's good international relations to share a good laugh! We did it for you when we let Robin come visit you. Just saying.
(RIP Robin Williams, you are always loved and missed.)
Have you heard robin Williams first stand up gig to be recorded,? It's called "" Reality?... What a Concept" " came out on record and tape in 1979 ,well worth looking for for hard-core Robin Williams fans 😀
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I will Google it, thank you.
Sorry we just can't spare him at the moment or possibly ever. Covid means we are all at the end of the our tether.
@@suzettewilliams1758
Totally understood. It's 2020.
Robin Williams, was a one off "hero" there will never be another like him.. sadly missed.. x
It just makes me laugh when a dad says he had to 'babysit' and he is referring to his own children!
😂😂I'm on a binge watch after finding this guy!
He is fantastic every house needs a Michael McIntyre 😂😂
Omg that’s how I was when I found him for the first time, and now I’ve been a fan of his for a year now. He never disappoints! 😂
HEY WOW!! Get ready for a wild ride yeah Fathima! LASS😂😁🙃
@@MIMITAS29 he honestly must be the ONLY MAN on earth that never disappoints 😂😂😂
Try to find his book. I think there is an audio version on TH-cam. Quite a good listen.
I wonder if Michael is always like this...joking and being hilarious. He would be an awesome friend to have that you speak with daily! 😂
I'm Canadian and have spent many summers at sleepaway camp in the bush. I laughed so hard at the animal noises bit that I was crying and had to take a break from the video...
Hey Claudia
Just random
In Canada - do you know if you can use UK degree or do you need to start again and do degree in Canada?
Kind regards
@@Royalizzieadventures Sorry I don't know. A quick google search brought up this link, I hope it helps!: www.canadainternational.gc.ca/united_kingdom-royaume_uni/consular_services_consulaires/edu_equivalency-equivalence_edu.aspx?lang=eng
@@claudialopez6757 you legend thank you 😊🥰 feel free check out ma channel :)
No sh. a...nd if you're not Canadian, all this wouldn't have happened! OMG what an outsdanding story you've got there! Eh?
I love how when he mentions his kids and looking after them, his wife is raising the kids, and when its him, he's babysitting 😂 oh Michael
Ana Correia this is not really funny as 95% of men say this. It is time as mothers we teach our sons a different way to think. 🤦♀️
@@private15 I would say this is changing for sure ... men generally now do take on a more active role.
I think he says it to be funny
In his political incorrectness he looks purposefully for what triggers people and makes it funny.
Good job raising sons to take care of their children and not babysit I've done same.
It takes time for the buzz words to have true meaning
Ana Correia My son-in-law is at this moment putting all three boys to bed, while my daughter is at a meeting. He’s always been involved - I don’t think they consider this babysitting.
I hate when my husband says this 😡
@@erinaa9486 I don't have kids but I think if I did and my husband said this I would reach the end of my tether 😂
He really is so good, isn't he. Simply fabulous with accents and sounds. He's worried about being in the dark in the country? He should try living in regional Australia and all the resident Marsupials, come out, only at night.
Yes I know what you are talking about. Lol. From Tasmania Australia. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
As someone who grew up in Devon, his impression of countryside people has me absolutely dead 😂
"...replaced by the nightshift crew..." 😂👍
I read this just as he said it 😂😂😂
I re-watch Michael all the time..i love him, he always makes me laugh everytime..hes my fav british comedian..im american..
Hello Rebecca how are you doing today merry Christmas
I LOVE THIS GUY! Saving 2021, one story at a time 😂😂
This guy can talk about anything ordinary make it funny😂
Michael.. you are are OFFICIALLY the funniest, clever comedian on television, you are so relatable and I and I'm sure I speak for the rest G.B are all proud of you ! 💕 to you and your family..xxxx
Hello Donna how are you doing today merry Christmas
Cracking up at the animal saying ‘hello?’ 😂😂😂
Tip!. If your partner normally cooks, then one night they can't be stuffed. What your partner actually needs is for you to cook.
Takeaway or a restaurant would have been organised if that is what is wanted. But spending 3or4 days of food budget, still having to organise and decide what to eat, and if you go out there's that whole extra stress, even if it's nice.
Sometimes the main cook just needs someone else to decide the food and to have a little love given back through being cooked for.
This is so true. It's the lack of decision making that is infuriating. "It's the weekend dear, I'll make dinner. What did you have planned?" 🤯
It's a thankless job and apparently I've scared my family so much that no one seems to be able to make a decision without me... The most indecisive person I know.
Yes!!!! I'd live to be cooked for when I'm not ill.
Years ago I was in a relationship where I was working and my girlfriend wasn't.
So she did the cooking during weekdays, and I did the cooking at weekends.
Worked well.
Sometimes there is a damn good reason one person is in charge of cooking and not the other. My family would always prefer to eat out rather than get my rubbish food xD
Also...remember that the one who doesn't cook often does other chores or earn the most money. Spending some of that money on good food is a way to show love as well :)
Marriage to Michael would be a double-edged sword- I mean, he is adorable and SO funny, but you'd know from day one that all your quirks and foibles would inevitably be fodder for his next show...
Yes but his success pays the bills so I doubt she minds 😂
He's the world's highest paid comedian. He can say whatever he likes.
Rosie Glow didn’t know he well paid 😂 he is certainly funny 😁
He probably runs it by his wife first before his shows.
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He's Absolutely Hilarious
The stress of what we're enduring re Covid, is taken away when you watch Michael before bed ..Love you Micheal
The bit with the birds 😂😂😂😂😂 how does he come up with this stuff 😂
my dog listening to those sounds with the most amazing "wtf" expression at the silly human noises lol
Haha lol
Never fails to make me laugh I just love his movements and accents such an icon to comedy.
I live in the country and this is sooo accurate.
Yess lol we own a farm here in Australia too and that’s why he was so funny
Lmao that “hello? Hellooooo?” Noise might have been either a cat, a crow or a raven
I'm guessing a neighbor, apologizing for not coming earlier.
No one makes me laugh like Michael. priceless..
I can definitely say the fox makes the freakiest noise and it does get dark compared to the city. Glad I ain't the only one
Oh my gosh I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! Michael McIntyre is the best!!
True. I got his Box sets. I love them. I have to turn him of sometimes. I LAUGH so much I think I might
Have a heart attack xxxx
It’s been a really rubbish few weeks for me recently and I just wanted to say that this Man is my go to when I need to laugh, a brilliant genius- Thank you!
Just read secret life of snakes....
Couldnt have said it better myself!!
TOTALLY AGREE.🍒
As someone who has lived in villages my entire life and currently live somewhere so small that it didnt even have a speed limit until 2 years ago (no signs and no street lamps), I have to say that I'd never be able to live in a town or city. I'm so used to people being social and keeping the door unlocked knowing I'll be safe.
And, as an aside, the stars are awesome. You can see the milky way from my back garden.
Lucky you, I can see the stars from my cottage garden, but not so many as to classify as the milky way, as I live pretty far north, but I did see a glimpse of the Northern lights, but only fleeting not far enough north to see a full display, it was awesome nonetheless! 😂
I've been in both. Cities can break you. They totally messed up my mental health Because there's so little interaction and most people are in a rush and angry. Not spend too much time in villages (1yr) but even movng from the outskirts of a smaller city into London was shocking enough
Lucky, I'm obsessed with Galaxies
I came here at the 'end of my tether' but this has cheered me up immensely 😂
With the animals saying "hellloooooo" hahahahaha that made me laugh so much
Hello Shell how are you doing today merry Christmas
Funniest man alive!🤣🤣🤣 I've been bingeing all day
I love everything Michael McIntyre . He's awesome. 🤣😁🙂
Hello Lynn how are you doing today merry
Michael mcintyre is the best comedian to ever grace this planet 👌
I agree he is the best.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
He calls looking after his own kids "babysitting" and wonders why his wife is at the end of her tether?
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I haaaaate men who refer to looking after or spending time with their own children as babysitting.
I 🤔 those gems are for laughing at when rewatching!
They're jokes you twats.
@@mars109 it isn't the concept of looking after the kids they're upset at. It's that he called it "babysitting" and you don't babysit your own kids. If no one laughed at the "I babysit my kids" line it wasn't a joke
I first discovered him on Facebook, and try to find new videos when I can. Even living in the US 🇺🇸 I can relate, it's so hilarious!
Because his experiences are so universal!
honestly the funniest man of our generation 😂
I cant stop laughing! 😂😂😂
Brilliant guy..
“There might be another man in the house.”🤣
This is still one of my favorite of his stand up routines
We can't inform about where we are on our tether-line, cuz we really don't know until it snaps!
Hello Brandy how are you doing today merry Christmas
He’s THE BEST. BRILLIANT SO FUNNY. I’ve watched all his shows multiple times and still laugh. Good for the soul.
Hello Ozzee how are you doing today merry Christmas
Yes it is very good for us.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I keep my son updated on how much patience I have left in a given day.😆
All credit to the guy running the spotlight, there is a bloke really earning his money!
Lovely lovely man. What we need in 2020.
Needed a real laugh, thank you Michael!
Michael is so funny!
I don't even have Netflix cause I don't have the time for it. You've made me reconsider just so I can watch your new show!!
It’s fab. Make the move 😁
So worth it!
Or The Last Kingdom 😉
@@manchestertart5614 Is season 5 of The Last Kingdom out now ?
@@manchestertart5614 his new show I didn't fancy too much, but the last kindom... 😍❤️😍❤️😍😂
Think I've become a Michael Macintyre binge watcher too!!!
Hello jenn how are you doing today merry Christmas
What an uplifting young man! Very clever!
Loved this show!!!...I have watched the Netflix one twice...he is hilarious 😁😁
Fair play to whoever controls the spotlight for him haha
I am! August 2021! Pissed off with my husband… he’s gone to bed, Thankyou God! Enjoying the incredible Michael… cheered up no end, in fact I may even be civil in the morning after a night watching this brilliant man!!🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I am binge watching this incredibly talented man. So intelligent, such high energy! Love him!
It's 9:30 in the morning and I'm laughing tears, thanks Michael for a great start of my day.
The "hello" was just another neighbour waiting to meet him.
MICHAEL MCINTYRE IS AWESOME!!!!!!
Oh my gosh! Thank you for all the wonderful laughter!! I really enjoy your shows!!!
This guy makes me laugh until I lose my breath!! SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
All these comments about when he said about babysitting his kids... it’s a joke, my god. 😭😭 He literally dotes on his children. It’s a part of his stand up. Loosen up like damn. 😂
Thank you!Needed saying.
Just because he's a comedian doesn't mean every part of every sentence is a joke.
Well I can’t believe some people are triggered ...he’s a comedian...well said Lucy ....
@@icarusgotooclose Well, where I live, in the north east, both mams and dads will say they're 'baby-sitting', if they can't go somewhere because their spouse has arranged to be out that night.
So, it didn't irk me in the slightest when he said he was 'baby-sitting'.
@@icarusgotooclose Also, most negotiations will start with the question "Can you do me a 'favour'?" ;)
I'm 15. My mother really needs a longer tether
Genius. Excellent reworking of the house in the country material, by the way. Even better now.
Brilliant! Spot on Michael! Inclusive of the darkness at night! Splendid!
Love his humour. He's always funny.🤣🤣🤣
I grew up in a small town, and now when I visit I find the darkness so relaxing, gotta find a small town to move back to :)
Best British comedian for years.
Me... binge watching! I adore him!
His 'dentist' story is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Love this guy
Great stress reliever, cracking me up every time, Michael McIntyre,😂
I wish I get to see you performing live some day! You’re my favorite!
Michael is the funniest man alive 😆
I was born in Brooklyn, New York and my dad immigrated here. I’m a huge Michael McIntyre fan and I’m trying to get my dad on to him but he Doesn’t quite understand him all the time so I have to pause it often to explain his jokes, so it takes me a few hours to get through a couple of Michael McIntyre clips hehe. Anyways I love this guy!
Great stuff Michael. 😼🤩☺️
I love listening to him talking about living in the country cause I’ve lived in the country my whole life 😂😂
This man always makes me laugh so hard
Michael gets me through my day he's hilarious 😂
I’m sat here binge watching him 😂
Better come to Australia and find out what real deadly animals are.
In the past I thought it would be fun to visit Australia. Until I heard of the dangerous critters.
@@brazillady5119 Its half the fun, we just think it's normal.
@@mickboyce386, I’m sure you do. They’ve always been there. But not me. I’m a well-known chicken 💩.
@@brazillady5119 Challenge yourself. 99.85 % of us survive and its well worth the teeny weeny risk.
@@mickboyce386, I know. I shouldn’t be such a coward. My son and his girlfriend visited there. They loved it.
Whenever I feel down or worn out and in need of a pick- me- up I watch him and all is well again. Cures just about everything!:)
They must do paper scissors rock before each show to decide who has to be in charge of keeping the spotlight on him lol!!!
"He didn't disappoint..." lol!
Absolutely fantastic!!!!
he makes 2020 livable
4:04 is that Stanley Tucci??😂
Absolutely! Well spotted!
I've lived in the countryside for 20 years.. maybe England countryside is different but I honestly would never go back to a town or city.. the air is clean, it's quiet, nobody comes round to our house apart from the mailman or delivery drivers, the only disadvantage is the houses aren't cheap. The one across the road is for sale (beautiful big house surrounded by a tall hedge, completely cut off from everyone else in the village, though it needs a little work) it's up for £400,000-£650,000 ..for Scottish prices that is extortionate. The pink house across the road (beside it) has an indoor swimming pool and a gym. (I know this because before our house got rebuilt, we could peer in from the bathroom window of our previous house, which survived 2 world wars..it was a brilliant house considering it was damp and had uninvited slugs coming in)
Hi, sorry I did not introduce myself earlier. I live in the brick house behind the supermarket, you just have to go down the street, you know, with the church on it, about 200 meters then you turn left just past the school and its the brick house with the red roof and the white fence. You know the one?
Oh man I wonder if he’s ever heard a vixen in heat at his new place. They are horrifying. Was on the deck of a rented vacation home on the edge of PEI, pitch black, thousands of crystal clear gorgeous stars, and then from afar the sound of a woman‘s blood curdling scream as if she’s being murdered. Scared the shit out of me, had to google it quick to stop myself from calling 911 because I was sure someone was being murdered by the sea
😂😂 Not had vixen, but two cats fighting at 3am, out side my bedroom window ....was terrifying!
I heard foxes most nights when I lived in London. I rarely hear them now I'm in the country.
Had to take out the trash after supper today. It was windy and pitch black outside. Had to use a torch. That is scary when you might see glowing eyes in the dark - no problem, the cat was by the house.
Anyway, in front of the house is a fairly large lawn, maybe 700 square meters with 7 apple trees and before that two large conker trees (I am Swedish, is this an english word?). The large trees are currently losing their leaves and I hope that was what I heard, but I doubt it. I'm pretty sure there was a moose I scared away while it was munching away on apples. My torch didn't illuminate an animal, but it could have been there. There were omnious sounds.
Also, the first animal sound Michael is making is probable an owl.
As European, please use proper measurements such as the metric system 👍
I have never laughed so much for a long time 😂🤣😂🤣😂 it's so funny because it's true 😁