Ive put *that* folder in a password protected folder on a usb that i have put on a necklace that i never let out of my sight. I still feel anxious someone will find it.
I have a folder named "filth" on my desktop and my parents are aware of said folder, but are to afraid to look at it. All that's in the folder is loads of Rick Astly song compilations.
+emmablackery It has been there for like 5 years and I don't think they have ever looked inside. I even transferred it onto my new computer. They are secretly disgusted with me, I know it.
My mom doesn't know either of those things, thank god. Because if she found out I was fan*boy* that wrote some... Stories... On Wattpad, I wouldn't be typing this.
One possitive thing about my entire family not speaking english is that my smut is safe :D My sister ACTUALLY tried to read out loud and none of them realised Harry was balls deep in Louis!! It was wonderful
I just use Firefox Focus - On iPhone, when yo click out of it (double-tapping the home button to activate that "carousel" app selection, it blanks the app screen, so no-one can look without actually clicking it. Also, a phone screen is easier to hide and switch off than a desktop or laptop screen.
I DONT REMEMBER HOW IT HAPPENED BUT I FOUND MYSELF ON A DAN AND PHIL LOOKALIKE PORN TUMBLR PAGE AND ENDED UP WATCHING ONE BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT HOW THEY MADE THE SET LOOK LIKE PHILS BEDROOM rip
"How To Hide Your Sins Recommended for you" What are you saying, TH-cam? Great video! I have a fond memory of my mum finding certain search histories and confronting me about it, probably hoping to teach me a lesson. But here we are, I still like porn and she still is quite anti, but quietly so.
+Sean Kane i mean, that would make us all 8. i mean i think most of her viewers are like 13 year old boys, sooooooooooooooooooo... probably not 2008. more like 2002. lel.
Cj Well, mine too, but I have a separate account for it that no one in my close group knows because if they would, I'd be fucked like the person in my story :p
my sins that my parents don't know about: -Phan smut -Phan kissing edits -porn -coming out (yeah it's not really a sin but you know) -ruby rose naked-a bunch of other girls naked -the stuff I post on tumblr -this account
Tumblr - source of more fuckery than anyone ever realised existed. Also, the joys of being an adult in your own place, no accidental sin discovery. Except when the parental units want me to fix their computer and I discover their sins...
I will never forget the time when my cousin leaned over my shoulder, completely silent. I didn't notice him until he started breathing on my neck and whispered "*You have a tumblr.*" I screamed and threw my phone across the room, and watched in horror as it landed face up, displaying some very personal fanart. I stg that was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.
One time I was reading smutty fanfic (it was either Destiel or Phan I can't remember) on the couch in my living room and apparently my mom was reading over my shoulder the whole time, because shortly after I finished she said "Well, at least you don't watch porn." Moral of the story, if your mom isn't as chill about smutty fanfic has mine apparently is, then read in a secluded area away from human life.
I have been reading smutty fanfic for at least 12 years and my mum always thought I was furthering my education. That's the case because she doesn't understand a word of English (and it's totally true). I enlarged my vocabulary in all the necessary areas, mainly smut 😀
I first discovered porn in fifth grade and I used to favorite them and my dad saw it in my history.... then my family being the extra people they are had like an intervention for me and my grandma cried
omg when she said back in 2008 when most of you's weren't born i was like why would 4 year olds be on youtube and i was like wait no 2008 was 8 years ago not 4. then i had a panic attack....
Ok so I say if you're going to spend your teens as an Internet child you probably get onto TH-cam around the ages 10-12 that said your first year or so is pretty fetus and cringe, you reply to trolls, do not understand the science of memes, ect form then on your a fully fledged sterol typical Lowkey Emo internet person ok now back to the point when she said that she would be implying that her vide were would be born 2009-2012 that would giver her viewers an age of around 5-7 therefore she was wrong her views are most likely born between 1983-2003 based on the fact her viewers are around the ages 12-20 the majority being maybe 14-17 therefore after way too much math for 2am we have come to the conclusion that Emma needs to take more time when writing her script because she's just giving people like me who have nothing better to do reasons to put off homework after that being said; conclusion, Emma blackery is the reason I've gone from a 97 on my maths to a 66 within the past term
i have lots of pictures on my phone that i sort into different categories. my mom didn't exactly understand why i have over 3,000 photos of marina and the diamonds, but at least she hasn't seen the nsfw fanart of mettaton...
its weird that we all just KNOW, nothing needs to be said just the word 'kitten' and we all immediately think of some fanfiction and dont try to say you didn't XD
My parents walked into me staring and smiling at the winking gif (we all know which one) of Ruby Rose. Faster than sonic, I opened up a chat room and pretended someone said something funny. This wasn't smut. It wasn't an edit. It wasn't even a tumblr. It was gay and my parents are homophobes and I therefore don't want to come out for a very long time.
One day I was running late for school and I packed my bag in a rush and instead of taking my school laptop I took my personal laptop. I didn't open my laptop until the second class when I had to show a power point that I had saved on a usb, so I put the usb in to my laptop and opened my laptop and I have the same password on my private and my school laptop so I didn't realize what I had done until on the big white screen there where a picture of Tyler and josh from twenty one pilots with flower crowns. Absolute silence until I said, very loudly FUCKKK
It's a lot easier to hide your depraved history on these new fangled computer thingy's.Back in my day you didn't have secure passwords and shit.All we had was that tight spot behind the water tank in the airing cupboard.Either that or under my little brothers mattress,I speak of course of the dirty magazines.The shame of it when one day arriving home from school,I see my mum and dad sat at the dining table,with the evidence of my guilty pleasure spread out in front of them.I can laugh about it now,but at the time I felt as if my world was at an end.
thank you for the advice kind hooman. unfortunately all my perfumes are out in the open with he boxes thrown away but I do have a drawer beside my bed my mum thinks just has my underwear and socks heheheh
i just let them use another browser if my parents want to my laptop. for example i use firefox and if they want my laptop i open google chrome and it would be 100% clean and unused.
That time I had to send my laptop to get fixed because the audio jack wasn't working and the tech guy thought it'd be a good idea to test my laptop by playing a song from my iTunes. I tried to laugh off the fact High School Musical 2's "Bet On It" started to play, but nobody else laughed. All I saw was judgement in the entire store. HSM was my dirty sin.
I once took the wrong USB to school and instead of being a responsible person and placing all my photos in folders, all my smut drawings showed up and I almost threw my laptop across the classroom
I started a fanfiction ages ago (its smut go ahead judge me) and I haven't wrote it in ages and I was with my other sinful friend who knows about it and whilst we were with my dad and she said "oh kate your story has over 30k reads!!" AND NOW MY DAD WANTS TO READ THIS 'STORY' LIKE WTF
I share my PC with my mum so it goes like this; Mum: Kez please just go to bed Me: *frantically deletes history fast and then re deletes it* Um.. yeah i um just need to um... check something... *closes google then re opens it and deletes history* Yeah I'm done im going to bed, night... Then I lay in bed and then head the boom bop noise from the PC and starts sweating lots xD
+Kawaii Sky Incognito mode will make your life so much easier. FYI that's also a thing on phone browsers. Or at least some phone browsers. Some call it other things.
My parents don't know about My instagram My wattpad The smut The fanfic The edits The fan art The porn The fact I'm Bi THIS ACCOUNT LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY
My own fiancé kinkshamed me with my rather sinful but quite tame lingerie-themed Steven Universe phone lock screen the other day and he hasn't shut up about it. Can't stop won't stop. I also have a group on Whatsapp for other sinful friends to all join in and share our tumblr findings, I should probably get a seperate phone because my nana was looking through my pictures the other day and I don't think she needs to see naked cartoon characters.
My online sins: -I watched Kim Kardashians sex tape when I was 11... -Phan Smut -My Wattpad account -My tumblr account -I secretly loved chapter 55 in acomaf #noshame -Dan and Phil actors making out with toxic playing in the background -Tentacle porn- aND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME -My gay drawings of dan and phil manga characters -My rewritten version of the hat fic... :/ -Triggered comments on poorly written grammar I have -Harry styles smut -My friend know I have this account but I don't care-actually I do oH GOD -Shrek is love Shrek is life is saved on my computer -My lists of the hottest youtubers I have in notepads -I first witnessed porn when I was 8 with my brothers- it was pancake day to be exact. -^^ it was so fucking weird I almost threw up lol -surprisingly, I don't like porn but I feel guilty afterwards for some reason. -Ok, I could go on my hands are aching so bye.
My most sinful moments? Josh Dun smut Joshler smut Phan smut The milk fic The skin fic The hampster fic The cherry fic Watching 50 Shades Of Grey on pornhub heck
+I sold my soul to youtube my parents have my laptop password written down, but since it is a combination of random letters and numbers that only mean something to me, they cannot remember it and so they have to go find the password, giving me enough time to clear the history.
My most sinful moment was when me and my friends were messing around on whatsapp and I wrote this um "specially detailed" story of my music teacher (who's like 48) raping my other friend (Who wasn't in the group chat thank god). My mum found the story and we had a loonnnggg chat. PS: the story involved shrek. I'll let you fantasise about that one
Well I just go to my history after I may have you know....looked something up that is questionable if people find out and delete it after I have possibly viewed it. Then maybe I type it back into say like Google's search bar to see if it pops up as something I looked up and if it does delete it from the search. Not saying that I have done that.....
The whole story is in here thephandirectory.tumblr.com/post/54074930330/dan-and-charlies-twitter-shitstorm But basically Dan and Phil felt awkward(or mad) at Emma and her friends because of the issue started by Charlie Skies. Emma stated in her past videos that she already learned her lessons which is not to get involve in other people's businesses.
Just very recently, on Good Friday, I lent my iPad to my older sister (she's 33) and she opened Safari and I totally forgot that I had like 7 tabs of Sterek smut open on ao3. Luckily, my nephew started crying at that moment and she was distracted, so I kinda ripped the iPad outta her hand and quickly closed everything. Jfc, for a second there I thought my life was over.
Jpop fandom videos and fan fictions about certain celebrities and fictional characters. My mum kind of already knows about this. Keep in mind, I'm 19 and she's 54. Her response? That I really need to get laid. It was one of the most disturbing yet still hilarious moments in my life XD
I LOOKED UP PORN WHEN I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HISTORY WAS AND MY DAD SAW IT I WROTE SMUT AND FORGOT TO CLOSE IT BEFORE MY DAD CHECKED MY PHONE I MADE GAY PHOTO EDITS OF MY FAVORITE OTPS I AM FULL OF SIN
I do everything on my phone because it diesnt keep a google history and is relatively safe and locked with a complicates lock that is impossible to figure out unless you are me
In seventh grade my teacher caught me reading a phanfic beautifully titled "My Sex Slave", now I'm scarred from reading fanfics because I can feel my teacher watching me
Me & my friend used to send smut edits to each other until our parents looked at our messages. We both almost died, I mean she got yelled at and I just got told to stop and that was it but we still look for smut all the time. To end this I'll say a few amazing words. 'Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub…', goodbye internet
I SWEAR EVERY TIME THERE IS A KISSING SCENE IN ANY MOVIE/SHOW I WATCH MY MUM WALKS IN, this is why you never have your laptop screen facing the door and ALWAYS have a clean second desktop to switch to at ANY moment. My most sinful thing I own is my folder of ships.. Yes I am in many... MANY shipping fandoms.... Why did I just admit that...
this is like the best thing ever. And you can also get them hidden by password, which means it can only be seen with that pw - its like heaven. But 20GB porn folders still stand out quite a bit... :D
+LiveHedgehog I mentioned the invisible folder thing to my mum, totally innocently, and she said about how I must keep my gay porn in one.. keep in mind I wasn't out at this time which made it even worse for me.
MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THE WHISK VIDEO THAT DAN AND TYLER WATCHED IM SCARED. Also my mum walk In while i was watching the first episode of food wars when the girl eats the squid.
i thought my mum was cool so i told her i write fanfiction but now whenever i mention i wanna be a writer to anyone when she’s around she TELLS THEM I WRITE FANFICTION AND EXPLAINS WHAT IT IS
I thought this was about hiding my sims but sins works too
LOL
+Scarlet Moore yeah same
+Scarlet Moore Potato potahto really
I thought it said sims 😂
+Katy Exley fun fact: I'm now playing sims bc of this video
"Can I use your computer?" *Restores to factory settings*
Ive put *that* folder in a password protected folder on a usb that i have put on a necklace that i never let out of my sight. I still feel anxious someone will find it.
I have a folder named "filth" on my desktop and my parents are aware of said folder, but are to afraid to look at it. All that's in the folder is loads of Rick Astly song compilations.
+Carter Wilhite AMAZING
+emmablackery It has been there for like 5 years and I don't think they have ever looked inside. I even transferred it onto my new computer. They are secretly disgusted with me, I know it.
"No daughter of mine is gonna write average smut"
Me as a mum tbh
"I am a sin free zone."
*whispers* fist list
F Brown , thank you
F Brown 😂
im proud to be the 666th like.
My mom knows that I'm a fan girl but she does not know about my wattpad.
Let's keep it like that.
Same
My mom doesn't know either of those things, thank god. Because if she found out I was fan*boy* that wrote some... Stories... On Wattpad, I wouldn't be typing this.
No one can see my smutty yaoi manga 😉
Right
Yes do so
One possitive thing about my entire family not speaking english is that my smut is safe :D My sister ACTUALLY tried to read out loud and none of them realised Harry was balls deep in Louis!! It was wonderful
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LARRY FANFICS ARE ALWAYS THE MOST GRAPHIC/ACTUALLY THE BEST
LMAAAAAOOO
Holy shit, that's amazing!
Larry fanfics are actually the best omfg. There's some really fucking creative people in the fandom 😂
This is great
I delete my history as soon as I've sinned that's the only thing I don't procrastinate
yep hide the trace as fast as possible
Man I wipe / delete my history so fast I become sonic
I just use Firefox Focus - On iPhone, when yo click out of it (double-tapping the home button to activate that "carousel" app selection, it blanks the app screen, so no-one can look without actually clicking it. Also, a phone screen is easier to hide and switch off than a desktop or laptop screen.
I DONT REMEMBER HOW IT HAPPENED BUT I FOUND MYSELF ON A DAN AND PHIL LOOKALIKE PORN TUMBLR PAGE AND ENDED UP WATCHING ONE BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT HOW THEY MADE THE SET LOOK LIKE PHILS BEDROOM rip
lel xD
Link?
Naaaah
Do you happen to remember the name of the blog... For scientific reasons of course.🙂
+Sarah Ford sure thats what you were curious about... We totally believe you
"How To Hide Your Sins
Recommended for you"
What are you saying, TH-cam?
Great video! I have a fond memory of my mum finding certain search histories and confronting me about it, probably hoping to teach me a lesson. But here we are, I still like porn and she still is quite anti, but quietly so.
Rhofpheh same tho
Rhofpheh Are you me!
“We all have ‘that’ folder.”
Me: *glances over to my folder with the first 4 seasons of iCarly*
Blue Bell don't be ashamed i Carly is an amazing work of art
I think reading, but especially writing, smut has been my biggest online sin.
Meme Machine my fucking life.... I just read...so much
Meme Machine do you publish it?
evilted I've published one fic with smut in it. I don't write it all that much to begin with.
Meme Machine shipping johnlock is mine
"2008 before most of you were born".
OH GOD I FEEL OLD, WHY
Why would 8 year olds be watching this?
everybody should feel old i guess
I feel young and old at the same time
+Sean Kane Yea good ol' '97/'98 :D
+Sean Kane i mean, that would make us all 8. i mean i think most of her viewers are like 13 year old boys, sooooooooooooooooooo... probably not 2008. more like 2002. lel.
let's just say wattpad holds more than family friendly stories
Cj Well, mine too, but I have a separate account for it that no one in my close group knows because if they would, I'd be fucked like the person in my story :p
Max van de zilver just don't vote on them and it won't show up in your activity feed
Cj no no, I myself made such stories on my account
Cj xxx1995 if you're interested
true and some things that are cringey af
my sins that my parents don't know about:
-Phan smut
-Phan kissing edits
-porn
-coming out (yeah it's not really a sin but you know)
-ruby rose naked-a bunch of other girls naked
-the stuff I post on tumblr
-this account
and I forgot the fucking hat and milk fics
ahaha
TBH my "sins" are pretty similar..
+I AM TØP, PHAN, BVB, and EMO TRINITY TRASH I can relate to almost all of those
I AM TØP, PHAN, BVB, and EMO TRINITY TRASH
Same… honestly
Tumblr - source of more fuckery than anyone ever realised existed.
Also, the joys of being an adult in your own place, no accidental sin discovery. Except when the parental units want me to fix their computer and I discover their sins...
I will never forget the time when my cousin leaned over my shoulder, completely silent. I didn't notice him until he started breathing on my neck and whispered "*You have a tumblr.*" I screamed and threw my phone across the room, and watched in horror as it landed face up, displaying some very personal fanart. I stg that was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.
Honestly I would rather my parents catch me looking at normal porn than some of the stuff I have enjoyed/created.
Meee
+Brianna Rinaldi (adabbadon) SAME
+Brianna Rinaldi (adabbadon) same
+Brianna Rinaldi (adabbadon)
SAME
FUCKING
THING
007kingifrit okokok archiveofourown.org/users/adabbadon/works don't say i didnt warn you
One time I was reading smutty fanfic (it was either Destiel or Phan I can't remember) on the couch in my living room and apparently my mom was reading over my shoulder the whole time, because shortly after I finished she said "Well, at least you don't watch porn."
Moral of the story, if your mom isn't as chill about smutty fanfic has mine apparently is, then read in a secluded area away from human life.
goals
My mum recommended that I write smut 😂😂
+Eve Cardenas YA'LL NEED JESUS
+Lola Ebury omg
I have been reading smutty fanfic for at least 12 years and my mum always thought I was furthering my education. That's the case because she doesn't understand a word of English (and it's totally true). I enlarged my vocabulary in all the necessary areas, mainly smut 😀
I first discovered porn in fifth grade and I used to favorite them and my dad saw it in my history.... then my family being the extra people they are had like an intervention for me and my grandma cried
I discovered it when I was 5... I don't know how, I just did
Ashleigh H oh my god
Poor grandma
Ashleigh H This sounds like something my family would do
I didn't know you were going to make a video about my life.
Whoosh
your name says it all XD
omg when she said back in 2008 when most of you's weren't born i was like why would 4 year olds be on youtube and i was like wait no 2008 was 8 years ago not 4. then i had a panic attack....
Ok so I say if you're going to spend your teens as an Internet child you probably get onto TH-cam around the ages 10-12 that said your first year or so is pretty fetus and cringe, you reply to trolls, do not understand the science of memes, ect form then on your a fully fledged sterol typical Lowkey Emo internet person ok now back to the point when she said that she would be implying that her vide were would be born 2009-2012 that would giver her viewers an age of around 5-7 therefore she was wrong her views are most likely born between 1983-2003 based on the fact her viewers are around the ages 12-20 the majority being maybe 14-17 therefore after way too much math for 2am we have come to the conclusion that Emma needs to take more time when writing her script because she's just giving people like me who have nothing better to do reasons to put off homework after that being said; conclusion, Emma blackery is the reason I've gone from a 97 on my maths to a 66 within the past term
Well, that makes some of us feel old.. Only been on TH-cam since late 2005..
Oh god this makes me feel old. do 8 yr olds really watch Emma?
Omg same wtf
Me
i have lots of pictures on my phone that i sort into different categories. my mom didn't exactly understand why i have over 3,000 photos of marina and the diamonds, but at least she hasn't seen the nsfw fanart of mettaton...
yikes
Lol wow
Not that there is much fanart of Mettaton that isn't nsfw anyway
oH MY GOD I HAVE LIKE 100+ NSFW METTATON PICS I RELATE SO MUCH
Haley Ellis i mean he is basically a walking talking sex robot so it's kind of a given
"i wish you the best of luck with your sins, kitten"
*war flashbacks*
dont even ask
its weird that we all just KNOW, nothing needs to be said just the word 'kitten' and we all immediately think of some fanfiction and dont try to say you didn't XD
I'm in the phandom srs I've seen horrifying things
Same
+sky elizabeth and every month we buy a...
+MemesRMyStuff no stop right there don't bring it back
Don't drag your FANdom into another comment section. It's pointless and annoyinf.
+RainbowSparkleBarf X she asked for us to comment what we do??
>Not creating an encrypted disk image
Pfft, casuals
+faissialoo Truecrypt is a thing and everyone should use it.
MnE4life
Truecrypt is dead unfortunately :(
:( time to reformat and reencrypt.
*****
Hide a heater inside the cabinet to stop it from cooling properly
+faissialoo oh shit savage
My parents walked into me staring and smiling at the winking gif (we all know which one) of Ruby Rose. Faster than sonic, I opened up a chat room and pretended someone said something funny. This wasn't smut. It wasn't an edit. It wasn't even a tumblr. It was gay and my parents are homophobes and I therefore don't want to come out for a very long time.
Thanks to your comment I found a 10min video of her blinking.
One day I was running late for school and I packed my bag in a rush and instead of taking my school laptop I took my personal laptop. I didn't open my laptop until the second class when I had to show a power point that I had saved on a usb, so I put the usb in to my laptop and opened my laptop and I have the same password on my private and my school laptop so I didn't realize what I had done until on the big white screen there where a picture of Tyler and josh from twenty one pilots with flower crowns. Absolute silence until I said, very loudly FUCKKK
FUCKKK, Dude...
keep the likes at 69
i feel so sorry for you.
That's not even that bad
ImIronic c
two words
The Phandom
that's all I need to say..
True
I'm not proud of it
Honestly the dirtiest fandom shit on the Internet
any of the "fics"... I don't think I need to say more
+Constance Cain amen to that
Plot twist your parents see your TH-cam history and watch this
HAHhahahhAhHhahahHAhAhHaahahHa
Oh shit.
+Charlotte Phillips
IS THAT EREN I SEE?
Luckily my Parents don't know about my TH-cam … but they know what my usual social media name is … fuck.
I actually wouldn't be supprised if that happened
I'll be fine, I use linux and everyone's scared to open my PC .
same
Same! ✋
And u have no friends who want to use that computer
+Edi Baber actually I have a few friends who would like to but simply can't.
Be afraid of people like me, who want to mess around on your computer just to learn about linux and see how it works
"I was horrified..." *and then interested* lol
i've actually got double accounts for facebook, twitter, youtube and email. they just can't know.
Same
same
Same
Sameee
I'm assuming this is the other one?
"MOM DONT COME LOOKING FOR ME, IM MOVING TO ANTARCTICA"
It's a lot easier to hide your depraved history on these new fangled computer thingy's.Back in my day you didn't have secure passwords and shit.All we had was that tight spot behind the water tank in the airing cupboard.Either that or under my little brothers mattress,I speak of course of the dirty magazines.The shame of it when one day arriving home from school,I see my mum and dad sat at the dining table,with the evidence of my guilty pleasure spread out in front of them.I can laugh about it now,but at the time I felt as if my world was at an end.
If you can't really carry a memory stick everywhere, then if you have a small perfume box hide it under the platform thing
YOUR WELCOME
thank you for the advice kind hooman. unfortunately all my perfumes are out in the open with he boxes thrown away but I do have a drawer beside my bed my mum thinks just has my underwear and socks heheheh
Beautiful Insanity omfg i do the same thing 😂👏
I keep mine in a secret compartment in my uke box
THE TØP STUFF OH MY GOD ME
SAME
+Susie was here LITERALLY
Same 😂
Literally me
+Twenty øne phanic! At the fall out black parade that is the most amazing name I've ever seen
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub..
STOP
OH GOD NO
The fact that we know what this is just shows what sin we all are.
memories...
how dare you
i just let them use another browser if my parents want to my laptop. for example i use firefox and if they want my laptop i open google chrome and it would be 100% clean and unused.
OMG THAT IS ACTUALLY THE BEST
..but then they accidentally click on firefox!
Then 2 hours later I closed that tab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
online sins?
I mean, well...
I named myself after a fucking cartoon bee that n e a r l y stole a guy's girlfriend and sued the entire human race
[twenty one pilots fandom gravitates towards Emma's channel]
GAGGING
ÿêp
+thelastofrobyn The fandom was amazing in the middle of LAST year but all of the BS art...TOO MAINSTREAM.
|-/
salutations frens |-/
anyone else in the Phandom/skeleton clique/ Panic! at the disco fans (sinners?? is that what we're called?)!!!
Yes
Me
So how was jail guys
*stands up*
we are all sinners
lets just say if anyone saw my wattpad library id be moving to mexico and changing my name
Ella Does Nothing Dude! Make a family friendly one as a cover up. If anyone close to me finds out about mine I'd be having to do the same XD
The sad thing is that I've actually had that exact same picture of Tyler and Josh as my lock screen before
That time I had to send my laptop to get fixed because the audio jack wasn't working and the tech guy thought it'd be a good idea to test my laptop by playing a song from my iTunes.
I tried to laugh off the fact High School Musical 2's "Bet On It" started to play, but nobody else laughed. All I saw was judgement in the entire store. HSM was my dirty sin.
Omg that's so awkward 😂
Faith Adogame Believe me it was the worst :'')
+RaheemDTV I feel your pain haha
also you could keeps stuff on google documents, so it will always have a password!
keep*
Implying the 15GB of space will be anywhere near enough
+Lavinia S
Or just encrypt and hide it on your machine in the first place. (Sounds more flashy than it actually is)
Implying that Google is at all secure
I once took the wrong USB to school and instead of being a responsible person and placing all my photos in folders, all my smut drawings showed up and I almost threw my laptop across the classroom
If you want to hide your sins, you stop writing them instead of tragedies.
My dad once wanted to follow me on Tumblr which has a lot of gay porn on it so I made a High School Musical Tumblr as a decoy.
2008 before you were born... How old do you think we are?
8
Is anyone here actually eight? WTF
Ikr WTF
+Sam Teranaut If their 8 then I'm 8 BB
ik huh
I read frerard smut regularly I am not ashamed I also have the milk fic bookmarked on a secret flash drive
Adlez Ethreal what is smut?
Ur mom xD run child run away from this and never look back 😂
Ur mom xD it's basically just dirty fanfiction/stories
Adlez Ethreal SAME my parents would disown me lmao
Adlez Ethreal asotm
I started a fanfiction ages ago (its smut go ahead judge me) and I haven't wrote it in ages and I was with my other sinful friend who knows about it and whilst we were with my dad and she said "oh kate your story has over 30k reads!!" AND NOW MY DAD WANTS TO READ THIS 'STORY' LIKE WTF
AHAHAH
OML I FEEL SO BAD I WOULD HAVE TO DELETE MY LIFE
OMG SAME
+Kat isnotonfire Can i read it??? I want to read it. zD
Slap together a short story that's happy and show him or hope he forgets
I share my PC with my mum so it goes like this;
Mum: Kez please just go to bed
Me: *frantically deletes history fast and then re deletes it* Um.. yeah i um just need to um... check something... *closes google then re opens it and deletes history* Yeah I'm done im going to bed, night...
Then I lay in bed and then head the boom bop noise from the PC and starts sweating lots xD
Same but with my phone. My parents steal my phone and that's my life.
Charlotte Dragoneel xD
same
Its like you people don't know what incognito mode is or something.
+Kawaii Sky Incognito mode will make your life so much easier. FYI that's also a thing on phone browsers. Or at least some phone browsers. Some call it other things.
All you sinners stand up sing hallelujah
Hallelujah
Say your prayers
Well fuck me I'm finally singing hymns
+AllTimeMyChemicalPanic!AtTheFallOut l-/ Hallelujah brother...
+Finn Tendo XD XD XD I think you killed me
My parents don't know about
My instagram
My wattpad
The smut
The fanfic
The edits
The fan art
The porn
The fact I'm Bi
THIS ACCOUNT
LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY
Pansexual Unicorn SAME
Pansexual Unicorn SAME
If your bi why aren't you a bisexual unicorn... or maybe your identity changed?
Judging by this video... I'm the literal definition of sin.
same
then u r a very bad definition because I still dont really know what it means
same
same
same
Everyone in the Phandom don't lie you were thinking of the skin fic/the hat fic I know😂
ExhaustedEloise
I was thinking of the cherry fic
Kill me
to true
Cherry Fic
ExhaustedEloise here
ExhaustedEloise *whaaaat are you talking about*
on 0:59, this tweet says "bitch forget packing, i'd buy clothes when i get to mexico" this is pure gold i love internet
0:10 "I remember back in 2008 before most of you were born."
Lol
My own fiancé kinkshamed me with my rather sinful but quite tame lingerie-themed Steven Universe phone lock screen the other day and he hasn't shut up about it. Can't stop won't stop.
I also have a group on Whatsapp for other sinful friends to all join in and share our tumblr findings, I should probably get a seperate phone because my nana was looking through my pictures the other day and I don't think she needs to see naked cartoon characters.
OMG!!! ITS JELLIE BEE!!! Hi
omg jellie bee ❤️❤️❤️
+Jellie Bee im sorry, im soso sorry
now everyone knows i sin....sigh
+Jellie Bee Enjoy sinning, some day, you won't be able to sin because you've ran out of get out of hell free cards.
the things i've read...the things i've written...oh dear god...douse me in holy water
Same omg 😂😂😭
I have a screenshot of the Hat fic as my lock screen :))
You, my friend, live on the edge #rebel 😎
I applaud you for your genuine bravery. That takes nerve 😂
#livinontheedge
AH WAR FLASHBACKS
what's the hat fic??
My online sins:
-I watched Kim Kardashians sex tape when I was 11...
-Phan Smut
-My Wattpad account
-My tumblr account
-I secretly loved chapter 55 in acomaf #noshame
-Dan and Phil actors making out with toxic playing in the background
-Tentacle porn- aND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
-My gay drawings of dan and phil manga characters
-My rewritten version of the hat fic... :/
-Triggered comments on poorly written grammar I have
-Harry styles smut
-My friend know I have this account but I don't care-actually I do oH GOD
-Shrek is love Shrek is life is saved on my computer
-My lists of the hottest youtubers I have in notepads
-I first witnessed porn when I was 8 with my brothers- it was pancake day to be exact.
-^^ it was so fucking weird I almost threw up lol
-surprisingly, I don't like porn but I feel guilty afterwards for some reason.
-Ok, I could go on my hands are aching so bye.
"my tumblr account" same
Phan Trash id be concerned about kim ks sex tape but same this list makes me feel better about myself lmao
I was raped when I was five but what my mom doesn't know is I was confused about sex so I watched porn #badidea🙁
I watched my first porn when I was two. It was an accident.
My most sinful moments?
Josh Dun smut
Joshler smut
Phan smut
The milk fic
The skin fic
The hampster fic
The cherry fic
Watching 50 Shades Of Grey on pornhub
heck
Im subbed to you aye
Phan! At the Twenty Øne Septiplier Pewdicry Babies ayy boi ;)
boi
Monkeybread300 b0i
oHmYjOsH milk fic (゜-゜)
My parents cannot use my Phone, Tablet or Laptop, I literally have like 10 passwords protecting each one.
Yes literally my life in a comment XD
+I sold my soul to youtube my parents have my laptop password written down, but since it is a combination of random letters and numbers that only mean something to me, they cannot remember it and so they have to go find the password, giving me enough time to clear the history.
i read on wattpad....
Same .....
YUS.......
If my parents found out what I've read on wattpad I'd be on a plane to Antarctica in 0.5 seconds
+phantrashlauren same
what is wattpad?
My most sinful moment was when me and my friends were messing around on whatsapp and I wrote this um "specially detailed" story of my music teacher (who's like 48) raping my other friend (Who wasn't in the group chat thank god). My mum found the story and we had a loonnnggg chat. PS: the story involved shrek. I'll let you fantasise about that one
Lauren Pug Lord wha the hell XD
Lauren Pug Lord WAHAHAHAH SHREK !!!!! IK LIKE YOUR STYLE 😂😂
Are you ok
I have over 50 pictures of my crush hidden on a photo vault app
.......that's kinda creepy
+ajw324 Bitch I know I have problems
SpiritsOfTheNight xD you do you
Omg this is actually me because I have a vault app and I hide so much shit there
+louie roberts yeah my secrets, your secrets
i use a USB-Stick and i want to give it my son befor i die. xD
+Zadin Ates That's a good father.
+fred thorp My father did that too.
"I will finish what you started" ( if there are any star wars fans)
+Jasmine Joseph YASSSS
what?
THE HAT FIC THE HAT FIC THE HAT FIC THE HAT FIC
Don't.
And every month we buy a hamster
***** I just sent the chair fic to a friend that is not into shipping, he read the beginning and said to me fuck this I'm not finishing it XD
+AnomalousPizza yep that and he is straight and not into reading about gay sex
stfu
my dad almost found out about my twitter once but I told him I didn't have an account
Phanic! At The Holosexuals lol Oh god. I once went when my mum asked me 'What's a twitter?' It worked somehow
"Oh there cute are they your boyfriends" this is my ENTIRE family 24/7
Well I just go to my history after I may have you know....looked something up that is questionable if people find out and delete it after I have possibly viewed it. Then maybe I type it back into say like Google's search bar to see if it pops up as something I looked up and if it does delete it from the search. Not saying that I have done that.....
same
+SharkBait19904 Is there a reasonable chance that you have potentially had an attempt at doing these steps at some point in time?
My mom named our cat "Smutt" not knowing what smutt was at the time..
I ACCIDENTALLY STREAMED A RYDEN VIDEO TO MY BROTHER'S XBOX KILL ME
I know that Dan probably wouldn't want to collab with Emma but if ever, that will be the best video I will see.
***** there's a past drama between them
+lol 18 do you know what happened?
The whole story is in here
thephandirectory.tumblr.com/post/54074930330/dan-and-charlies-twitter-shitstorm
But basically Dan and Phil felt awkward(or mad) at Emma and her friends because of the issue started by Charlie Skies. Emma stated in her past videos that she already learned her lessons which is not to get involve in other people's businesses.
+lol 18 oh okay thank you :)
Just very recently, on Good Friday, I lent my iPad to my older sister (she's 33) and she opened Safari and I totally forgot that I had like 7 tabs of Sterek smut open on ao3. Luckily, my nephew started crying at that moment and she was distracted, so I kinda ripped the iPad outta her hand and quickly closed everything. Jfc, for a second there I thought my life was over.
Jpop fandom videos and fan fictions about certain celebrities and fictional characters. My mum kind of already knows about this. Keep in mind, I'm 19 and she's 54. Her response? That I really need to get laid. It was one of the most disturbing yet still hilarious moments in my life XD
Omfg
Your mum is a god
hahahahahaha!!!
Wow, virgin-shamed by your own parents? That must've sucked :P
Wattpad......sooooooo much Wattpad............and septiplier................ so much......
Andrea Araya omg XD yess
oh god the amount of people with wattpad is amazing. lso the fact that now i know im not the only one
Andrea Araya oh god septipluer u can never get out of
i found out today that my crush follows my spam account on instagram pls
NOOOOOOI
wow how woeful OMG PHAN OOOO PHAN *HIGH FIVES* WOO PHAN
+Cara Grace whats a spam account?
+George Blake You need more experience with the internet.
+Cara Grace my biggest fear
Any twenty øne piløt lovers ? No..? Just me..?
yas
obviously
+cerisemayy pinkyy
yo |-/
+Olivia “Luna” Garisto lmao twenty øne piløts* i hope you break your face
Now im stressed out cough
I LOOKED UP PORN WHEN I DIDNT KNOW WHAT HISTORY WAS AND MY DAD SAW IT
I WROTE SMUT AND FORGOT TO CLOSE IT BEFORE MY DAD CHECKED MY PHONE
I MADE GAY PHOTO EDITS OF MY FAVORITE OTPS
I AM FULL OF SIN
Bless you xD
be glad it wasn't the other way around, I once found my dad's porn... forever traumatised.
and you are also bad at hiding it apparently
You dirty little trash bag. I like you.
ALL OF THOSE AR SAME FUCKING SAME
I do everything on my phone because it diesnt keep a google history and is relatively safe and locked with a complicates lock that is impossible to figure out unless you are me
which is good since I do some pretty terrible things on google
Yesss, someone else who hides their sins just as well as I do ;)
I've read johnlock and destiel and phanfiction.
I also searched Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackels naked.
Same
Awkward Glasses YES DESTIEL
another one
supernatural fan
OMG I LOVE BLURRYFACE !!1! 21 PARROTS ARE THE BEST
In seventh grade my teacher caught me reading a phanfic beautifully titled "My Sex Slave", now I'm scarred from reading fanfics because I can feel my teacher watching me
read smut more than once....
such sin trash
that ain't even bad
tøplarryphan hasn't nearly everyone in phandom
puppylove 112 true tho
I remember listening to "the internet is for porn" on the highest volume... forgetting my parents were home
Me & my friend used to send smut edits to each other until our parents looked at our messages. We both almost died, I mean she got yelled at and I just got told to stop and that was it but we still look for smut all the time. To end this I'll say a few amazing words. 'Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub…', goodbye internet
Scottishtwd the milk fic oh noooooooooooo
I can't pick one... most of my internet life is full of horrid stuff
Whoosh
+Mer Feraine same
+Mer Feraine you look 8
TwoChinsh I am actually 10 years older than that, so thanks!!! I am forever young despite all the junk I've seen throught my life
+TwoChinsh he does as well lol 😂
I SWEAR EVERY TIME THERE IS A KISSING SCENE IN ANY MOVIE/SHOW I WATCH MY MUM WALKS IN, this is why you never have your laptop screen facing the door and ALWAYS have a clean second desktop to switch to at ANY moment.
My most sinful thing I own is my folder of ships.. Yes I am in many... MANY shipping fandoms.... Why did I just admit that...
On windows you can make invisible folder icons, so I just put anything private in there.
ಠuಠ I *totally* don't use them though...
this is like the best thing ever. And you can also get them hidden by password, which means it can only be seen with that pw - its like heaven. But 20GB porn folders still stand out quite a bit... :D
+LiveHedgehog or better yet folders only administrators can even see exist, when someone asks to use your pc bind a hotkey to switch profiles.
+LiveHedgehog LOL our kids one day won't be able to hide ANYTHING from us like we can from our parents.
+LiveHedgehog I mentioned the invisible folder thing to my mum, totally innocently, and she said about how I must keep my gay porn in one.. keep in mind I wasn't out at this time which made it even worse for me.
MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THE WHISK VIDEO THAT DAN AND TYLER WATCHED IM SCARED. Also my mum walk In while i was watching the first episode of food wars when the girl eats the squid.
My laptop and phone are literally filled with every possible sin.
I wrote smut fanfiction at my friends' request...
ryden...
just um yeah
sinful moment - luna/hermione fanfiction
The Rocky Horror Wombats omg yess
I'm so early it's only in 360p omg
same
+Rosie Isla Is your middle name Isla? Huh. I never meet other Isla's!
Same
Isla McTear Yep ^^ And I've met a few other Islas, actually!!
Rosie Isla That's cool! I never meet them and I'm from Scotland were the name originates apparently so you think I would have. Ha!
i thought my mum was cool so i told her i write fanfiction but now whenever i mention i wanna be a writer to anyone when she’s around she TELLS THEM I WRITE FANFICTION AND EXPLAINS WHAT IT IS