Didnt know that state was so based, love from brazil (edit: Apparently its just farms, and nothing to do, still i'd rather be a bored farmer than be a new yorker.)
@@gabrielcarvalho4853Love from Nebraska to Brazil. It is a boring state but 10 percent of it is beautiful. And the prairies grow beautiful purple and red flowers in the spring. The people of nebraska are based. All of my friends own guns and drink whiskey
I served in the 1st Instagram battalion at the battle of skid row. I’ve seen things no man should. Patrolling the homeless shelters really makes you wish for a nuclear winter
@content_enjoyer4458 Both my parents and step parents were in the military, and I served as well. Having divorced parents who got stationed in multiple in different places gave me a pretty cool experience growing up. I've been to almost every state in the US and have lived in multiple states twice. I think growing up in the same place only to stay there your whole life sounds boring, plus traveling opens you up to new cultures.
@@volkoff6357 Yea for the most part you don’t wanna go to Seattle half is riddled with homeless and dirty and another half is actually nice. But man one half is shitty
That state and Ohio made me start to think that there’s some type of space time anomaly in the mid west, you can drive a life times worth and it’ll barely have been 2 hours. Had a buddy tell me that the mid west is the only place you can watch your dog run away for 3 days without leaving the porch . . . I didn’t get it till I did some trucking in the mid west for about a year.
@@Ballin4Vengeance Never heard that before, it's a good one. Everyone from here calls people from Massachusetts 'Massholes' tho, because of their horrible driving.
@@CDSAfghan. Yup, gotta admit the guys a true professional, those folk who won didn’t deserve to be disrespected so bravo to him for making good on the contest regardless
2:57 this is pretty accurate, I live in OKC though in a part that doesn't get hit by tornadoes, we do get insane thunderstorms though, with the occasional flashflood, recently had golfball sized hail
Country music opened America for me. It turns out that your country is so diverse, sincere and beautiful. I hope to be able to visit this country someday. Take care of your treasure, otherwise human ignorance and climatic cerberus are not asleep. Greetings from Russia!
Why do you call it Crayfish if you live in Louisiana. I wasn’t even old enough to speak when I lived in Louisiana I’ve never called in crayfish in my life
@@HariboStarman there was a Walmart challenge where they said whatever Walmart has the most votes online lol go to any Walmart in the United States and then the trolls came along and sent them to a Walmart in Alaska
Crack heads and native Americans in New Mexico. As a local at Albuquerque I agree with this. We got lots of crack heads down here in full force getting high and sitting on the couch in 100 degree heat in the living room. The whole house is a hotbox
I'm from Russia and I'm in sencere love with the states. I love a lot of things about this beautiful country: the variety of landscapes and nature, the variety of cultures (you inherited elements of French, English, Spanish and even Nordic cultures), its history of a breakaway colony. Hopefully, I will visit the states someday. May you guys thrive forever
Thank you, Russia bro. Don't believe the media, normal Americans don't hate Russians. If you visit, I would recommend not going to major coastal cities. I would also recommend finding a way to do a long drive across the western half of the country. My favorite highway is Steens Mountain Highway in southeastern Oregon, just make sure the weather is good.
@@christopherkelley1664 Thanks a ton for your advices! I'm planning on visiting Texas and southern California once I graduate - a good friend of mine has relatives in California who can provide us with dwelling
0:56 The funny thing about the Idaho segment was the Dunkin donuts cup. Considering there's no Dunkins locations in the state. Replace it with a Dutch bros cup and its very accurate
Is that better or worse than the swamp humidity of the East Coast? Because yea you guys get really hot weather but over here it can be 85 degrees but you're literally sweating soaked just standing there doing nothing.
Yeah what happened up there? I lived in Kent around ‘05-‘10, I would visit Seattle a lot, and Maple Valley too. Washington was nothing but amazing, I’ve lived down in Texas ever since, but I always hear about Washington being shit now.
Lived here since 2012, just expensive, lots and lots of people moving in and not much happens so you’re either working or doing drugs. But somehow there’s always jobs despite it being so expensive
I kindly ask all of the people currently in these replies to go F off. It’d take Idahoan politicians, Oregonian Politicians, CONGRESS (And probably more) to agree for Idaho to take over most of Oregon… also most of Oregon is government land so Idaho wouldn’t get much anyways. And why in hell would Oregonian politicians want to support that?
God, that Colorado one is accurate, the amount of teens that are already addicted to something before 18 is wild, though at least we have the lowest obesity rate on account of our obsession with hiking.
@@Literallyryangosling777Higher altitude, higher highs... Normies use marijuana. The freaks are doing meth, black tar heroin, and fentanyl. People are thin because they're outdoors, do hard drugs, are homeless, or are simply part of the upper middle class. Variety is the spice of life... I live in the southeastern portion in a rural town. I'm a different breed of Coloradan, but yeah, I'm thin, lol. No drugs. I have an exercise routine and practice portion control. I'm currently staying in southwestern Texas. The rural community is similar, but it's mostly Mexican-American rather than the mostly white and some "white Hispanic" population at home. Rural US is culturally similar depending on the region. Urban and mountain town Colorado are significantly different than the rest of Colorado. I still drink kombucha and visit a yearly New Age festival though because nothing is 100%.
Idk why I felt like doing this but whatever 0:00 Alabama 0:05 Alaska 0:10 Arizona 0:15 Arkansas 0:20 California 0:25 Colorado 0:30 Connecticut (it doesn't exist apparently) 0:35 Delaware 0:40 Florida 0:46 Georgia 0:50 Hawaii 0:56 Idaho 1:00 Illinois 1:07 Indiana 1:11 Iowa 1:16 Kansas 1:21 Kentucky 1:26 Louisiana 1:31 Maine 1:36 Maryland 1:42 Massachusetts 1:46 Michigan 1:52 Minnesota 1:56 Mississippi 2:01 Missouri 2:07 Montana (CAN GANGSTERS CRY? 🗣️🔥🔥) 2:12 Nebraska 2:17 Nevada (LET'S GO GAMBLING!) 2:22 New Hampshire 2:27 New Jersey 2:31 New Mexico 2:37 New York 2:42 North Carolina 2:47 North Dakota 2:52 Ohio 2:57 Oklahoma (isn't this the tornado capital of the world???) 3:01 Oregon 3:07 Pennsylvania 3:12 Rhode Island 3:17 South Carolina 3:22 South Dakota 3:27 Tennessee 3:32 Texas 3:37 Utah 3:42 Vermont 3:48 Virginia 3:52 Washington 3:57 West Virginia (WEST VIRGINIA, COUNTRY MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME! 🗣️🇺🇸) 4:02 Wisconsin 4:07 Wyoming (Isn't this the state that's a square?)
Y'all roast america but love doing American things like judging a country you've never been to or being fat or buying iPhones or buying from companies that use slave labor etc
As a New Yorker, I can confirm that the entire State has Manhattan skyscrapers from Long Island to Buffalo and there’s a Statue of Liberty on every street corner.
As a Canadian who moved to the US and is finally a citizen, this is accurate. America, despite your issues, you are truly a phenomenal nation and I love you with all my heart.
As a Missourian I approve this message. Especially if Kansas is involved I don't mind a few warcrimes and hanging out with Texas. The BBQ debt must be paid! The deluge of BBQ!
Bro Missouri isn't that bad. I don't know why people hate on it. Missouri has such a varied landscape, including my favorites, the rivers _(minus the Mississippi 🤮)
As a Masshole I wish it was even remotely like that. Its more of Oregon people living in the New Jersey/Illinois background for the East and a more boring Ohio for the West.
@@AMCguyI have 3 homemade beers on tap in my house every day. Also there is cheese. I am not fat.... yet hahahaha waddles away into my bungalow 4:13 .
@@specialknees6798I mean Mormons already have this idealized popular image so he could have been basing it on that. Guess we Americans have always had a soft spot for highly Anglicized rural farmers, it showing sort of one of the earliest promises for America going back to colonial times. Looking through the channel the creator gives off more Catholic vibes honestly
North carolina is underrepresented. Wheres Cookout, bojangles, harris and teeters, the fishing, the hunting, the appalacians, the insane number of trees, the veterans, and all the military dudes?
I am from Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 and I really love you guys, I love United States, your history, and your people, although i have never been in your country. Now i learn English and your history, I believe that one day I will move to United States, and I want to travel all around your States, guys you are so good, I love United States from Uzbekistan 🇺🇿, also if you want to know something about our country, I can tell you 😊
It’s really just the cities hugging the I-5. It probably doesn’t help being next to California with its 30+ million people who started flooding into Oregon.
As someone who lives in Washington, if you’re in the forested part of the state, times of day like that are just amazing, and that part of the state is that chill for 99% of the time, the only thing they missed is that they didn’t include a constant downpour.
Imagine a trust fund dirt weasel who works in New York, skis in Vermont, vacations in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and retires in Florida. That's a Connecticunt for you.
Connecticut was actually first mentioned in an Eminem skit titled “Ken Kaniff (skit)” on the Slim Shady LP, where Ken places a collect call to Eminem under his full name “Kenneth Kaniff, from Conneticut, automated piece of shit”. The name is quite long and of seemingly noreastern indigenous heritage. Even tho Mr. Kaniff’s name seems to claim direct descent from a land called “Connecticut” this is most likely a poetic metaphor for “the land where one lays one’s head”, as you’re correct….Connecticut doesn’t exist. Similar in concept to Agartha.
As someone who lives in Idaho, I'd like to say we sadly aren't always known for potatoes 😔 I've seen more corn be grown in fields than potatoes in the part of it where I live. I also lived in Montana for 5 years of my life and can confirm the mountains are beautiful ❤
Well they are stereotypes for a reason. I’m from PA and while Amish people are a common occurrence, that’s mostly the interior of the state where they’re most common. Man completely overlooked Western and Eastern PA entirely which are completely different from the interior but that’s also not the point of the video. It’d be too much for a low effort shitpost to go through and call out stereotypes for an entire state.
As a Coloradan, I can confirm I wake up listening to John Denver, then eat a vegan breakfast while on the chairlift, ski for 7 hours straight, head to a bar afterward and have some beers with my friends then smoke weed at a rodeo preparing to hike 12 miles the next day.
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As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that we are all Amish. I'm writing this comment on a typewriter
except for Philadelphia, the only thing there is drug needles
@@samuelthegas a fellow Pennsylvanian, it still amazes me how Kensington avenue and Lancaster are in the same state.
Same here
Sammme
As a fellow Pennsylvanian, we can be divided into three parts: Yinzers, Amish, and Kensington Avenue. There is no other option.
As a Wyomingite, I can confirm I am in fact a horse.
Watch out for vaush
@@user-yr6ow6zc6ofor the last time, he wants to BE the horse
You are not from Wyoming no one is
And as a Garfield scholar, I can confirm that your state doesn't even exist.
Do you happen to speak normal words?
As a Floridianite, I can confirm everyone's high school sweetheart is an alligator.
As someone from Kansas I can confirm we have dust in the wind as our anthem oh and Christianized Asian girls from Indonesia and other parts of Asia
As a fellow Floritean, that alligator was my sister. Defend yourself !
And we do meth, not math.
@@floridaman318 depends on what part of Florida, saw more snow on the Miami Beach areas mid summer than I did in Canada mid winter.
@sneakysasquatch6014 maybe I need to come up there
I’ve never really thought about how blissfully liminal Washington is, but the music choice and picture sum it up perfectly.
He really hit the nail on the head for Washington to me, I wasn't expecting it to be so accurate lol
The music is from twin peaks which is a show that takes place in Washington.
Didn’t know Washington was cool like that
Even the word Ohio looks like a tractor.
Oh my god
After reading this comment I won't be able to read "Ohio" the same anymore without thinking of a tractor :P
After seeing this I can confirm I creamed my pants
Holy shit
Wtf, now I can see it too
I drew the boomer on the riding mower at 1:22 like 5 years ago. Wild to see it in a video again.
Absolute legend
o7
@OvertRevivallots of people or else how could they be everywhere
apart of meme history mate
Thank you for representing our fine state of Kentucky Sir
2:11 - 2:16 Best tourism advertisement for Nebraska I've ever seen.
Didnt know that state was so based, love from brazil
(edit: Apparently its just farms, and nothing to do, still i'd rather be a bored farmer than be a new yorker.)
@@gabrielcarvalho4853It’s mostly just a bunch of farmland. Sorry to disappoint
@@gabrielcarvalho4853Love from Nebraska to Brazil. It is a boring state but 10 percent of it is beautiful. And the prairies grow beautiful purple and red flowers in the spring. The people of nebraska are based. All of my friends own guns and drink whiskey
@@jop4833it’s still just plains and farmland and a bunch of nothing to do
@@jop4833 Very based indeed 🗿
1:26 as a person from Kentucky I can confirm all our songs are about alcohol or trucks
As a fellow Kentuckian, they are rightfully so. It really reflects our real lives. Can personally confirm.
Real
As another fellow Kentuckian, I can agree with this, as my father and my grandfather (mothers side) have at least 6 glasses of Maker’s Mark Bourbon.
So true
Don't forget the Fried Chicken 🍗
>be Wyoming
>noone lives there
>except horse guys with normal words
I also want to live that dream too mr pool
kanye west also lives there
well at least he has a prorpety there
Brokeback mountain theme...🤣
Clippity clop I’m from Wyoming
As a Californian, the battle between the crackheads on the side of the roads and influencers is an ongoing conflict that still rages on
So, which side are you on?
@@CaliforniaOutlaws Hans Zimmer
@raptorbrotherhood766 The guy who makes songs for movies???
@@CaliforniaOutlaws ye
I served in the 1st Instagram battalion at the battle of skid row. I’ve seen things no man should. Patrolling the homeless shelters really makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I've lived in 16 different states. This is beautifully accurate.
@content_enjoyer4458 Both my parents and step parents were in the military, and I served as well. Having divorced parents who got stationed in multiple in different places gave me a pretty cool experience growing up. I've been to almost every state in the US and have lived in multiple states twice. I think growing up in the same place only to stay there your whole life sounds boring, plus traveling opens you up to new cultures.
@@volkoff6357have you lived in Wa?
@equableartist2295 nope, but I've been there once. It's a beautiful state, but I never saw the Seattle area, though.
@@volkoff6357 Yea for the most part you don’t wanna go to Seattle half is riddled with homeless and dirty and another half is actually nice. But man one half is shitty
@@equableartist2295Is there a nice part of Seattle or Washington that’s worth visiting?
0:14, Finally, some accurate Arizonian representation
Where? That would be awesome
@@arugiggitygoo The timestamp I put and I meant it as a joke
I thoughtArizona it's about postal 2.
As a Connecticuter I can confirm we live in the void
Yes, yes we do... it's scary.
That state and Ohio made me start to think that there’s some type of space time anomaly in the mid west, you can drive a life times worth and it’ll barely have been 2 hours. Had a buddy tell me that the mid west is the only place you can watch your dog run away for 3 days without leaving the porch . . . I didn’t get it till I did some trucking in the mid west for about a year.
You’re not called Connecticunts?
I can too.
@@Ballin4Vengeance Never heard that before, it's a good one. Everyone from here calls people from Massachusetts 'Massholes' tho, because of their horrible driving.
As someone who is from Connecticut, I can confirm that construction of the state began after it was mentioned in the 2005 dreamworks film “Madagascar”
The internet makes me to interact with someone from Connecticut US lol
@@ShinnZawyour wish has been granted
In that time 90% of what they constructed was highways, some of which lead to nowhere - Fellow CTer
Dude I just met someone from connecticut
LIES it is the evil government
THERE IS NO SUCH STATE
As a Texan living in Alaska I agree with this. Well done.
So you're a cowboy who can fight off a polar bear, remind me never to mess with you
Didn't 4chan rig that vote so that Pitbull would have to do a concert in Alaska? And the madlad actually went there and did it?
@@CDSAfghan. Yup, gotta admit the guys a true professional, those folk who won didn’t deserve to be disrespected so bravo to him for making good on the contest regardless
@@CDSAfghan he's not called Mr worldwide for nothing.
As a Texan, no joke, Amarillo by Morning literally makes me have to hold back tears whenever I hear it,
3:50 As a proud Virginian, I can confirm
Yep. Same here. Got my musket with me all the time
Glad to be a Virginian
yup just finished churning my butter 😌
Just finished blowing my glass in colonial Williamsburg
Same, I have that exact conversation at least once a day
Pitbull playing during Alaska was a deep cut
Gotta visit Kodiak
@@supersandwich8967 and take a picture of me with a Kodak
It was a legendary nod to the fact that he still performed at that Walmart.
Kodak black drinking cognac in Kodiak while touching his sack
someone's been watching their Internet Historian
Texas doesn’t have enough guns
you can never have too many
or cars or tacos
As a Texan I own 3 guns and that’s incredibly low for a Texan
@@themechanic4592Brother those are rookie numbers.
@themechanic4592 definitely low in Ohio.
These videos always help me discover new music
2:57 this is pretty accurate, I live in OKC though in a part that doesn't get hit by tornadoes, we do get insane thunderstorms though, with the occasional flashflood, recently had golfball sized hail
Country music opened America for me. It turns out that your country is so diverse, sincere and beautiful. I hope to be able to visit this country someday. Take care of your treasure, otherwise human ignorance and climatic cerberus are not asleep. Greetings from Russia!
Southern Nights (1975) is a country song I like
We’d love to have you here someday! Until then, take care of yourself Russ-Bro
Я тоже очень хочу посещать тебя стана! Извини мой русский язык, я учу 4 месяца. Здравствуй из Огайо!
Ahh mother land Russia ✌️
Just make sure you avoid Detroit, Portland and LA and you’ll have a good time.
I lived in Louisiana all my life and I can confirm that everyone here is a frog/alligator/crayfish and we’re all in a jazz band
oh hell naw you aint a real southerner if you say crayfish instead of crawfish.
@@AsiandOOd It’s pronounced “krr-awwfish” whether you spell it as cray or craw you dummy.
@@AsiandOOdHell, I live in Kentucky and say crawfish.
Why do you call it Crayfish if you live in Louisiana. I wasn’t even old enough to speak when I lived in Louisiana I’ve never called in crayfish in my life
And don't forget the Irish People pretending that their Cajun.
Pitbull in Alaska is an advanced reference
fr
Reference to what
@@HariboStarman there was a Walmart challenge where they said whatever Walmart has the most votes online lol go to any Walmart in the United States and then the trolls came along and sent them to a Walmart in Alaska
@@geoduck1779i had a stroke trying to understand this
Picture that with a Kodak
As a Texan, I can confirm I am a outlaw with a heavy duty Ford.
Bro deleted my comment because im from Connecticut 💀
That's why it's pronounced connect-to-cut
Wild and false statement
MY FRIEND IS FROM CONNETICUT!!!!!
Just commented this see how it goes lol
The conflict is over
The music selection is🔥
"I am in Missouri..." 🤣🤣🤣
I like that New Jersey is known as the Sopranos state and New Mexico is the Breaking Bad state
You saw that too? Made me laugh.
Don’t forget washington is the twin peaks state
Lol bro the dude looked perfectly like Junior
Crack heads and native Americans in New Mexico. As a local at Albuquerque I agree with this. We got lots of crack heads down here in full force getting high and sitting on the couch in 100 degree heat in the living room. The whole house is a hotbox
Yeah, if you’re 17 years old I suppose. Enjoy high school while it lasts!
2:12 "For a few dollars more" 🤠😎🗿
It’s funny because the dollars trilogy takes place nowhere near Nebraska
I'm from Russia and I'm in sencere love with the states. I love a lot of things about this beautiful country: the variety of landscapes and nature, the variety of cultures (you inherited elements of French, English, Spanish and even Nordic cultures), its history of a breakaway colony. Hopefully, I will visit the states someday. May you guys thrive forever
Thank you, Russia bro. Don't believe the media, normal Americans don't hate Russians. If you visit, I would recommend not going to major coastal cities. I would also recommend finding a way to do a long drive across the western half of the country. My favorite highway is Steens Mountain Highway in southeastern Oregon, just make sure the weather is good.
Or if you want beautiful small American towns, Vermont and New Hampshire. For meeting the friendliest Americans, probably north Texas.
@@christopherkelley1664 Thanks a ton for your advices! I'm planning on visiting Texas and southern California once I graduate - a good friend of mine has relatives in California who can provide us with dwelling
@@ProfessorBicepsExcellent! Just be aware that Southern California is very distinct, most of the country has a largely different culture.
I would also like to visit Russia
2:02 perfect song choice
Whats the song for Alaska ? And why is it techno ?
As a Louisianan, I can confirm Pepe does play the trumpet for people who are feeling down, in the streets of New Orleans
I see pepe every Mardi Gras, he has more beads than here though.
Ive never been to new Orleans so i just assume its like the parish from left 4 dead 2
@@ZslayerG425 I haven’t played Left 4 Dead 2 but I looked it up and it does look like it.
@goofyahhgamer35productions39 i mean i got a point tho
@@ZslayerG425 yes
1:06 i swear i know someone this part talking about! Just about died seeing this part 🤣
0:56 The funny thing about the Idaho segment was the Dunkin donuts cup. Considering there's no Dunkins locations in the state. Replace it with a Dutch bros cup and its very accurate
As an Idahoan I can confirm. But everything else about the segment is correct.
As an Arizonan I can confirm it is drier than a Popeyes biscuit
can also confirm, been there and lemme tell u its not yums :(
Is that better or worse than the swamp humidity of the East Coast? Because yea you guys get really hot weather but over here it can be 85 degrees but you're literally sweating soaked just standing there doing nothing.
@@firingallcylinders2949 I’ve seen the highest go to 124° one time but sweating your balls off while it’s only 85° sucks :(
@@YourAverageTrufin monsoon season it's 110 degrees and it's raining.
same. i hate it here ESPECIALLY during the summer 😭😭
My man missed a GIGANTIC opportunity to use Mississippi Queen when Mississippi showed up
He’s got Nashville in the background too.
@@DSBInfamousthats Nashville?
Держись, корова, из штата Айова!». «В этом году Советский Союз догонит США по валовому производству молока»
@@sstasmania486 I think the background is supposed to be about the steamboat.
I was disappointed there were no Cajuns in Louisiana
2:52 And where are the reptilians, aliens and flat-earthers?
Hi.
can you explain what do you mean???
@@nanda1995 Well, I kind of mean that according to common myths, in Ohio pVarious mysticism took place, at least here, in Russia
At least theres republican instead reptillians
@@Aristocrat_Vulfichp0ого нихуя
As an ohioan I can confirm that may or may not be a reptile...
3:32 As a Texan, I can confirm our roads are overrun by giant pickup trucks.
can second
Literally everybody has one here 😆
Its a plague, and they commute 20 minutes to work in them every day never once touching dirt
Amarillo by morning
@@fourexample7448 pavement princesses are ghey, but go back to california with your "it's a plague talk"
As a guy from Washington that’s 100% true if you’re in Seattle, anywhere else besides it is forests and small towns.
It used to be the coolest state. Seattle was insanely cool, now its scary.
Today the best spots are those forests and small towns.
Yeah what happened up there?
I lived in Kent around ‘05-‘10, I would visit Seattle a lot, and Maple Valley too. Washington was nothing but amazing, I’ve lived down in Texas ever since, but I always hear about Washington being shit now.
@@kdkyro Its just crime ridden, dirty and dangerous. Like most places you will be okay most of the time but its a noticeable difference.
I don't understand please explain
Lived here since 2012, just expensive, lots and lots of people moving in and not much happens so you’re either working or doing drugs. But somehow there’s always jobs despite it being so expensive
As a Texan, I can confirm that 30% of our population owns a cowboy hat and a lifted F-150
the other 70% either have F-250's or F-350's
Im in the other 70% who owns a lifted gmc sierra, nothing but trucks here in texas
As a Texas, I am included in this 30%
Amarillo by mornin, up from San Antone
The other 70% are illegals
I really like this. Feels like it goes beyond cheap stereotypes and dips into premium stereotypes.
Vermont: not enough lesbians and Subarus.
No it's accurate. All of them moved down here to Asheville.
lesbians??? gotta head up there now
You misspelled “California”
Is there ever enough?
You misspelled "Washington"
Portland: ✊🏻🚲💉🥬🧙🏻♀️
Southern/Eastern Oregon: 🤠🛻🐄🪵🦌🔫🎣
Join Idaho
Join Idaho
Join Idaho
Join Idaho
I kindly ask all of the people currently in these replies to go F off. It’d take Idahoan politicians, Oregonian Politicians, CONGRESS (And probably more) to agree for Idaho to take over most of Oregon… also most of Oregon is government land so Idaho wouldn’t get much anyways. And why in hell would Oregonian politicians want to support that?
Few will understand the meaning behind the music in Alaska.
Pitbulls alaskan wallmart visit?
@@wnwkrodb3byes.
Sneedbull
#exilepitbull
Pitbull is actually from Alaska or wa
I (a German) follow a streamer from Utah on Twitch and the Utah part pretty much sums up his personality.😅
God, that Colorado one is accurate, the amount of teens that are already addicted to something before 18 is wild, though at least we have the lowest obesity rate on account of our obsession with hiking.
Thought you were gonna say on account of obsession with drugs
fantastic, respect from Northern Italy. In my country we live on the border with Switzerland, there are many high mountains. We are sporty people.
So druggies who hike 👍🏽👌🏽
Because youre in hight altitude and the higher you are the least you want to eat
@@Literallyryangosling777Higher altitude, higher highs... Normies use marijuana. The freaks are doing meth, black tar heroin, and fentanyl. People are thin because they're outdoors, do hard drugs, are homeless, or are simply part of the upper middle class. Variety is the spice of life...
I live in the southeastern portion in a rural town. I'm a different breed of Coloradan, but yeah, I'm thin, lol. No drugs. I have an exercise routine and practice portion control.
I'm currently staying in southwestern Texas. The rural community is similar, but it's mostly Mexican-American rather than the mostly white and some "white Hispanic" population at home. Rural US is culturally similar depending on the region.
Urban and mountain town Colorado are significantly different than the rest of Colorado. I still drink kombucha and visit a yearly New Age festival though because nothing is 100%.
Idk why I felt like doing this but whatever
0:00 Alabama
0:05 Alaska
0:10 Arizona
0:15 Arkansas
0:20 California
0:25 Colorado
0:30 Connecticut (it doesn't exist apparently)
0:35 Delaware
0:40 Florida
0:46 Georgia
0:50 Hawaii
0:56 Idaho
1:00 Illinois
1:07 Indiana
1:11 Iowa
1:16 Kansas
1:21 Kentucky
1:26 Louisiana
1:31 Maine
1:36 Maryland
1:42 Massachusetts
1:46 Michigan
1:52 Minnesota
1:56 Mississippi
2:01 Missouri
2:07 Montana (CAN GANGSTERS CRY? 🗣️🔥🔥)
2:12 Nebraska
2:17 Nevada (LET'S GO GAMBLING!)
2:22 New Hampshire
2:27 New Jersey
2:31 New Mexico
2:37 New York
2:42 North Carolina
2:47 North Dakota
2:52 Ohio
2:57 Oklahoma (isn't this the tornado capital of the world???)
3:01 Oregon
3:07 Pennsylvania
3:12 Rhode Island
3:17 South Carolina
3:22 South Dakota
3:27 Tennessee
3:32 Texas
3:37 Utah
3:42 Vermont
3:48 Virginia
3:52 Washington
3:57 West Virginia (WEST VIRGINIA, COUNTRY MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME! 🗣️🇺🇸)
4:02 Wisconsin
4:07 Wyoming (Isn't this the state that's a square?)
Your work is greatly appreciated
It came in handy
Wyoming is a square but so is it's neighbor Colorado!
@@tbfünke interesting.
Now add the songs too
As someone who has never been to USA and never will, I can confirm that all we are is dust in the wind.
You might know this already but the band that made that song is named Kansas like the state, so it is another layer to the joke
Degenerate genshin impact player will never see the best country on earth 😔
You've made a wise decision by refusing to set foot in this country.
Y'all roast america but love doing American things like judging a country you've never been to or being fat or buying iPhones or buying from companies that use slave labor etc
America's circling the drain though.. will we save it or die with it🎉
"I am in Misery" playing while Missouri is in the background was hillarious 😭
3:37 Bro cut off the tabernacle choir before they hit the big bar
We got robbed!
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is sitting on that copyright strike button.
@@TheCrusaderReturnstrust me they're not
@@TheCrusaderReturnsTabernacle Choir probably doesn’t care 🙃
@@TheCrusaderReturns I am glad that you made my state as chads
As a rural Georgia native, it is always the happy ending of a 50’s movie here
I swear, as a Georgian, nothing happens here, it kinda just stays the same. It’s just a peaceful state.
and i like it
@@GuPKaybro is definitely from NW or South Ga then
@@6738-d1j I’m from south ga lol
As a virgin, i can confirm we go to school, work, and shopping while wearing a powdered wig and carrying a musket
What state do you live in? 😂
Just virgin things
@laiz1151😂😂
As a Pennsylvanian that moved to Virginia, I can back that up. You people are so behind the times lol. Now good day, English.
@@angbandsbaneu a Yankee. how u liking the south
As a New Yorker, I can confirm that the entire State has Manhattan skyscrapers from Long Island to Buffalo and there’s a Statue of Liberty on every street corner.
As someone from Washington I didn't know what to expect but you got it right for sure
They forgot the rain! Or maybe you’re from the East side.
@epikjoe4189 as someone born and raised in Southern Washington yeah it never stops raining
East Washinton is the Wyoming one. This is from experience lol
Lol it's such a sad place I love it here
Yeah I think ours was the most normal out of all of them.
For Nebraska:
- Scott Frost and the others malding as Matt Rhule stands there like a gigachad.
- Cowboys, corn, and farms
Yeah, this video was most definitely an inaccurate depiction of Nebraska.
Where is saul goodman and cinnabon
Huskers.
Where are the huskers?
I'm in Illinois and just saw a red car with a huskers bumper sticker earlier today. They are rabid fans
It's patriotism to the state were from
As a Canadian who moved to the US and is finally a citizen, this is accurate. America, despite your issues, you are truly a phenomenal nation and I love you with all my heart.
as a Californian, I can confirm "California Girls" can be heard blasted in every town plaza.
I lost it when I saw Oklahoma.
"HEY BILL! CHECK OUT WHAT THE NADER DID TO TOM'S PLACE!"
Ralph Nader strikes again
As an Oklahoman, this is too accurate.
@@TheAmericanPrometheus don't be scared be prepared y'all
As a native Missourian, i can confirm we are in a constant state of misery
As a Missourian I approve this message.
Especially if Kansas is involved I don't mind a few warcrimes and hanging out with Texas.
The BBQ debt must be paid!
The deluge of BBQ!
Missourichads take it one day at a time
At least we have rivers 👍
Bro Missouri isn't that bad. I don't know why people hate on it. Missouri has such a varied landscape, including my favorites, the rivers _(minus the Mississippi 🤮)
3:47 **takes a deep whiff of black powder smoke** “Why yes, I am proud to be a Virginian.”
Sic semper tyrannis!
Based
“Me too”
Fr
Same!
Song choices are impeccable
This man 100% has property for sale in Georgia, South Carolina and Missouri
should have been Georgia and Georgia (atlanta)
Next, do every state in the Holy Roman Empire.
After that do location of every bunker in Albania
1 hour long video...
@@TheCrusaderReturns 😂
@TheCrusaderReturns let's gooooooo 👏🏾
@@TheCrusaderReturns You can do it bro! We believe in you!
1:00 that wojigga caught me off guard 😂
Fake China owns some land
That what now?
Wojigga 💀
wojiggas
Tf is that supposdd to mean??
As a Californian girl, I can confirm we fight of smokers every day.
As a Masshole I wish it was even remotely like that.
Its more of Oregon people living in the New Jersey/Illinois background for the East and a more boring Ohio for the West.
He missed the opportunity to use the song by the band Boston about wanting to leave the East Coast (Hitch a Ride)
Spot on, unless you’re on the Northshore
Source: Essex county born and raised
For some reason it scares me to find other people from Massachusetts in comment sections 😭
@@kj64gaming19Hitch a Ride would have been an awesome song.
Why do yall drive like complete psychos? I need to know
4:04 how europeans see America
true.
How really is: 4:04
Except that this guy isn't wielding a gun
*how the world
The Fatguy Tuba March playing was what did it for me 🤣
As a Wisconsinite, I confirm that we are cheese
Fun fact, we also have the most bars per Capita and drink more beer than all states combined
As a wheel of cheese, I can confirm we are Wisconsinites
@@AMCguy I live in a small town and I can easily walk to at least 7 bars
@@rec-reation9620 There are 9 bars in less than a mile from my home, and I think 18 in less than 2 miles from me, so about 9 bars per mile it seems
@@AMCguyI have 3 homemade beers on tap in my house every day. Also there is cheese. I am not fat.... yet hahahaha waddles away into my bungalow 4:13 .
As a Wisconsinite, I know exactly where that Mars Cheese castle is and it’s 10 minutes from my house
0:10 Arizona I can confirm we are all vaqueros
What did u expect from an ex Mexican province.
@@meddz2789ex Spanish
@@sneakysasquatch6014 Cowboys*
@@Rivericko97yall didn’t invent cowboys pal, Spain did and later Mexico made it a trend look it up 😂
🤓
As an LDS member, I was waiting for Utah, and it did not disappoint
agreed
Same😂
Makes me wonder if the creator is Mormon and/or from Utah lol
@@specialknees6798 not sure that song is pretty iconic when people think of LDS church or Utah but possibly
@@specialknees6798I mean Mormons already have this idealized popular image so he could have been basing it on that. Guess we Americans have always had a soft spot for highly Anglicized rural farmers, it showing sort of one of the earliest promises for America going back to colonial times.
Looking through the channel the creator gives off more Catholic vibes honestly
Some excellent song choices here
North carolina is underrepresented. Wheres Cookout, bojangles, harris and teeters, the fishing, the hunting, the appalacians, the insane number of trees, the veterans, and all the military dudes?
He needs to do his homework 😭
США такая же колоритная и яркая, прекрасная страна❤
Привет из России 🙂😊
Russia is a beautiful country as well. Too bad our governments are both shit
@@Sylvester4571couldn’t have said it better
Thank you! As an American, I wish our peoples got along better
Нацист
Thx for the good vibes. Here's to maintaining a friendship. 🍻
Probably the most positive portrayals of Delaware and Mississippi I've seen so far.
Said the same about Vermont honestly he did us way more of a solid than we deserve.
They might look normal in Delaware, but they took 3gallons of my blood for demonic sacrifices
@@FreakTesticals Sounds like a party to me
As a Washingtonian, you accurately captured our vibe. Cold/rainy weather, monochromatic colors, coffee, and beanies.
Yep it’s like everyone just to chill I get that
I also hate how I know that the background photo was taken in North Bend.
As a washingtonian I'm drinking coffee in a beanie right now
Also perfect use of "Twin Peaks" theme which fits the Olympian dense forests of Washington fo sho
Eastern Washington is way fuckin better than western Washington
0:42 Me tellin my friend to go ask out the baddie(she's not as glorious as him)
Lmao now i can't unsee it
@@sa_med glad to have impacted someone
I am from Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 and I really love you guys, I love United States, your history, and your people, although i have never been in your country. Now i learn English and your history, I believe that one day I will move to United States, and I want to travel all around your States, guys you are so good, I love United States from Uzbekistan 🇺🇿, also if you want to know something about our country, I can tell you 😊
bro you don't want to come here. our women are completely mental, there are no good paying jobs, and everything is expensive.
@explosivetwist women for doesn't matter because I already have a gf)
Whats life like there? I can say Americas pretty hard to beat, but I'm American so I may just be speaking for my country.
@@lucky_man_000 she'll turn into an American woman and make you miserable.
I did a project on ur place 💪💪💪
Misery playing for Missouri made me bust out laughing. I see what you did there. :)
much funny
As an Oregonian who works in Portland, the depiction is spot on. Only thing missing is the smell of weed and body odor
No offense to you, But Oregon is an awful state.
@@ryze9153 it wasn't always that way
@@xxmemewizardxxps2902 sure as hell don't seem like it
It’s really just the cities hugging the I-5. It probably doesn’t help being next to California with its 30+ million people who started flooding into Oregon.
@ryze9153 California's started moving into Oregon and Washington in the 90s, crime also went up during this time.
As someone who lives in Washington, if you’re in the forested part of the state, times of day like that are just amazing, and that part of the state is that chill for 99% of the time, the only thing they missed is that they didn’t include a constant downpour.
As a Floridian I can confirm that I do identify as an alligator.
I’ve also never met anyone from Connecticut.
Imagine a trust fund dirt weasel who works in New York, skis in Vermont, vacations in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and retires in Florida. That's a Connecticunt for you.
as a puerto rican dominican who did not grow up in any states until i turned 15, i see this as an absolute w
Who does that happen Ricans hate Dominicans
Connecticut was actually first mentioned in an Eminem skit titled “Ken Kaniff (skit)” on the Slim Shady LP, where Ken places a collect call to Eminem under his full name “Kenneth Kaniff, from Conneticut, automated piece of shit”. The name is quite long and of seemingly noreastern indigenous heritage. Even tho Mr. Kaniff’s name seems to claim direct descent from a land called “Connecticut” this is most likely a poetic metaphor for “the land where one lays one’s head”, as you’re correct….Connecticut doesn’t exist. Similar in concept to Agartha.
As someone from Massachusetts I can indeed confirm Connecticut does not exist. Just like Wyoming. These states are ancient myths.
This is the comment i was looking for
CT is just a demilitarized zone to keep new york and massachusetts from killing each other.
I know Connecticut off of 50 Cent too he used to live there
@@gabecollins5585 average New York Yankees fan 😂
As someone who lives in Idaho, I'd like to say we sadly aren't always known for potatoes 😔 I've seen more corn be grown in fields than potatoes in the part of it where I live.
I also lived in Montana for 5 years of my life and can confirm the mountains are beautiful ❤
Maryland, Michigan, and Illinois only applies to the major cities. Outside of that they are very different
I once chased a guy on foot from Wisconsin to Michigan . . . It’s not much better outside the big cities just better looking though
Very true. Illinois out of Chicago is very different (and better)
This sucks
The picture they use for Illinois isn’t even Illinois lmao thats New Jersey
Well they are stereotypes for a reason. I’m from PA and while Amish people are a common occurrence, that’s mostly the interior of the state where they’re most common. Man completely overlooked Western and Eastern PA entirely which are completely different from the interior but that’s also not the point of the video. It’d be too much for a low effort shitpost to go through and call out stereotypes for an entire state.
As an Australian who has been to Florida exactly one time, I can confirm this is what I think of America.
As a Texan this is SUPER accurate we do have trucks with massive ahh wheels
10/10
Why would a Texan have that pfp 💀
@@AFT_05G don’t ask questions
0:15 fantastic song
As a Coloradan, I can confirm I wake up listening to John Denver, then eat a vegan breakfast while on the chairlift, ski for 7 hours straight, head to a bar afterward and have some beers with my friends then smoke weed at a rodeo preparing to hike 12 miles the next day.
1:51 Minnesota is so Swedish they even adopted the immigration policy
🤣
Wash the brown stains
@@EliElijah-gh1ft 😦
Literally
@@EliElijah-gh1ft how to get canceled step one
2:17 *_"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."_* : r/Fallout
My favorite ones
California 0:21
Oregon 3:02
3:54 i did not expect to see my Hometown on here
Washington has like 2 places what did you expect
Is that twin peaks??🤔🤔
@@dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap_ thats actually washington 🤓👆
@KebboIsAStar spokane, Seattle, Washougal, vancouver, and Bellingham are pretty large in population. It's Wyoming that has two places
@@sandrohernandez4401 Wyoming has 1 real place
0:31 lol look at this fed trying to cover up the origin of Lyme disease
As a person from old lyme conneticut i can cofirm that the government is preventing us from uncovering the orgin of lymes disease
I love how you put Amish Paradise over Pennsylvania lol.
Philadelphia freedom is full of fentanyl. The Quakers and Amish are way more better.
2:32 seems bout right for us New Mexicans
4:09 Most quiet state.
Only on wyoming, no borned serial killer and porn-actress.
so the best state?
Hell yeah you got me with second one
0:25 ive never seen a more accurate depiction of a coloradan woman
We going to Colorado then.
@@Ding0Dog18 its not worth it
They look like that in Washington State too lol
@@nostalgemus-8396 Dude what? Colorado is fucking gorgeous 😂
@@mr.spaceman7106yeah but expensive and not enough housing. it is nice thouyh
1:07 bro, this song is just my childood
The voice though 😂
What the name of this cool song? 😮
I remember her from Pixar's "Cars"
@@Luxembourgglife is a highway
The voice xddddddddd
Plankton vo
2:06 SpongeBob?
Glad I wasn't the only one lulz
Lol
Channel's name is Glorb