This is our first TH-cam short, let me know if you want more? We are still going to be pumping out all our normal content so don’t worry about that. Cheers legends!
@@adilayupov тут нюансы акцетов языка и диалектов местности. Американский английский в штате Юта будет отличаться на слух от такого же в Техасе, британский английский тоже имеет кучу диалектов, один кокни чего стоит. Ну и в Австралии сформировался свой вариант.
All the people who have been bitten are already dead. Several years ago there was some British guy working on a fishing boat, hauling in nets, one got caught in the net and bit the guy. Game over.
I'm convinced that Autralians have selectively developed their accent over the centuries to pitch in such a way that they can communicate with other dangerous animals. That's the only explanation for why he ain't dead
Some sea snakes are actually super curious animals and they won’t attack unless they feel threatened like if the Aussie had tried to pick him up or something. Little guy just wanted to say whats up ❤
Well you know what he meant 😂 : during mating season when they are frustrated, that’s the exact time you get bitten and he said it’s mating season at the moment. Makes it even crazier of him. 😮
This the most Aussie reaction to a frustrated highly venomous animal coming at him, like a person talking to his dog who is doing something it shouldn’t: “ay ay ahh, cmon mate”
@@hellswindstaff91 Sea snakes are not aggressive, they often swim around snorkelers out of curiosity more than anything. Plus guns are illegal here since those things are actually deadly to humans haha
@Absynthe Cobras are not edible but I've ate snakes before, prepared several different ways. Similar to a cross between chicken and beef. I cut it into chunks, coated the pieces in flour with old bay seasoning and fry em in oil. The Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake is deadly alive, but delicious dead. Better than the alligator I ate, snake has a slightly sweet taste. The next snake I eat is you.
Snek: "What the hell is that? What is that?" *swims closer...pops head out and hears "ay mate" Snek: "Oh shit, it's a wild Aussie. I'm getting tf out of here!"
@@Heesabthe thing that gets me are the signs at some beaches to beware of the jellyfish because the stings can kill. Then when you know that there are salt water crocodiles around as well... I need a safe swimming pool. My sister lives in a Brisbane suburb and often sees wallabies and the odd snake when she goes out walking. I love all the wild birds that wake you up in the morning. Australia is great country to visit.
Believe me, in a sh**hole like CA you have a lot more to be worried about than in Australia. Not so much the wild animals, but more so the yuppies, tech bros, and real estate developers.
@@jaaz1920 An Australian Cameraman has the power of God and Anime on their side and I can’t even say this is a shitpost, they have God-defying anime level plot armour at this point🗿
Yeah I dont get it. I am generally fearless, dont fear animals at all (literally pet black bears weekly) and kind of like snakes. Seeing a giant super duper poisonous sea snake come at me while prone on a paddle board at sea? Fuckkkkk. Definitely pissing all over
@@thegadflygang5381after seeing this guy for a bit it seems he’s very familiar with them and they’re generally shy and not bitey at all. There’s been some fisherman that died a while back from one but I believe it was only because he grabbed a hold of it while it was stuck in a fishing net
@@DelmarDrippinsthe3rd well he certainly has me beat by a mile. The whole being in water... prone... thing also adds to the WTF aspect of it. I guess we are all fearful of something in life, this knocked me down a couple pegs. Crazy thing is you never know when where or who it can come. Look at Steve Irwin. Guy tangled with everything but a usually pretty harmless manta ray offed him. Fate is more terrifying than this snake, but kudos to paddleboard man.
This Dude Maintained his cool Big time, that Dam thing could Have Came on Board, Bit him Killed Him, and Just Swam Away !!! 199% of people Would have shit their Pants, dove in the Wate,r and probably Drowned !!! Holy Moly !!!
@@xeroxoid7967 you really thought you thought of everything and overestimated thinking someone was gonna try to rebuttal your comment but nobody cared enough too 💀
Fun Fact: The Sea Snake is one of the most Venomous Snakes on Earth which can kill a Human under 15 Minutes, luckily for us they mind their own business and usually attack fishes and it only attacks a Human when they feel threatened.
No, but seriously, how you don't get scared as the thing jumps to your board? How? Is it just reckless, I don't give a f mental state, or is it not such a dangerous situation, or the confidence actually repels the animal or wtf, I can't get my head wrapped around it.
We grow up with a plethora of deadly snakes, poisonous spiders, scorpions, deadly jellyfish, fish, tiny blue ringed octopus, varieties of killer sharks, huge big red kangaroos that like to fight and box, other kangaroos that can kill with one kick, killer emus and cassowaries, saltwater crocodiles , fresh water crocodiles, snap happy dingoes, dive bombing magpies, huge wasps and more. Then there's the plants too, with berries, leaves and sap that can kill you. We grow up aware from a very young age, not afraid, and treat our poisonous/deadly cohabitants with respect and with our laconic humour. 😄
@ItzCJR lol really😆?? The sting ray that took out the late great Steve Irwin, aka Crocodile Hunter most BA aussie ever, when it managed to stab him right in the heart😣!
“If you’re ever gonna be bitten, that’s the exact time you’ll get bitten” When old, sexually frustrated sea snakes are so desperate for a mate they’ll try to their luck with a paddle board 😂 Man, stay safe!
This is our first TH-cam short, let me know if you want more? We are still going to be pumping out all our normal content so don’t worry about that. Cheers legends!
Great stuff mate!
👌 bloody mint bud
Yeah I think so
Love anything YBS post but that was a tease at just 0.42 seconds 😀
Yes on tide pool creatures
Imagine looking into the eyes of that thing and not being afraid. That snake has some serious balls.
underrated af
That snake must be an Australian expert
It's like the 3rd most venomous snake in the world. Dude is the one with the balls.
@@rudolphmcneill515 Joke flew way over your head man💀
@@Hazey_Haider fr
“How intimidating is this?”
“YEEESSSS”
Aussies are masochists
Lmfaoo
😂
LOOK AT THIIIIS
*Gets disappointed when he doesn’t get bit*
It’s essential in an adult. It’s y they’re so attractive to women. And Scot/Irish.
Snake: Australian confirmed, heading to safer waters 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
😂
Cheers mate 😂😂
Snake: "I almost died, can't believe I bump into an Australian today"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Like an alligator running into a Floridian! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
Guy:"A Aye, A Aye"
Snake:"Fuck, another australian"
😂"Fuck, another Australian " got me
stolen comment
Stolen comment.
He almost got Bing-bonged
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌
Guy: “look at that snake!”
Snake: “oh fuck a Australian!”
"an."
@@SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr good morning
@@SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr good morning
@@giupololuppolo GOOD MORNING
@@Himburger1982 It's great to stay up late
A year later:
The snake telling his kids about the scary encounter with an Aussie
😂😂😂
I screamed. As soon as the snake's head slithered over the side of the craft. Sheesh.
Where do people get these ideas from? I really wanna know!😭🤣
"It was 6 feet tall"
@@CifonieDias Their brains?
snake realises that this guy is more venomous than him.
Boy it's underrated 😂😂😂
😅
Snake pops ears out of the water and hears that Australian accent and straight away swims off scared 😂😂
😂😂😂👍💯💯
I dnt understand the joke😂😂😂 could someone clear me out, y? If Australians people r terror?
😂😂
@@adilayupovамериканский, британский и другие акценты отличаются друг от друга
@@adilayupov тут нюансы акцетов языка и диалектов местности. Американский английский в штате Юта будет отличаться на слух от такого же в Техасе, британский английский тоже имеет кучу диалектов, один кокни чего стоит. Ну и в Австралии сформировался свой вариант.
Snake: “Fack it’s a crazy Aussie🙄I don’t got time for this crap”
Lol so true
Snake wondering why he is upside down
Thought he was gonna be the next alligator guy 🤣😂😅 RIP
@@thereismotionSteve Erwin you mean
@@dandradawson2882 thanks.
"How intimidating" In the middle of the ocean with no access to anti venom.
You'll find hen's teeth before you find someone who's been bitten from a sea snake.
All the people who have been bitten are already dead. Several years ago there was some British guy working on a fishing boat, hauling in nets, one got caught in the net and bit the guy. Game over.
@@kwhatten Did you know him personally?
"All"
What evidence do you have for the rest of them ?
@@Fazzat333 Case reports. What, do you know anyone who has survived a sea snake bite?
@@kwhatten
You or I don't know anyone who's been bitten/survived a bite from one.
Like I said in my 1st comment: More chance of finding Hen's teeth.
Australian: Come on mate.
Snake : Nah , I am straight.
Australian. "Eh, worth a shot"
So dry 😅
Doesn't look that straight to me, was looking a bit bent at least
This really was a close call.. Aussies can be quite unpredictable and the snake was lucky to get away unharmed..
Your remark made me choke on tea. Brilliant.
BAHAHAHAHA 😂
🤣😂🤣😂 🇦🇺
As you can see it tried to jump on... The water to try probably flip it over or play with it so it was smart that he went under the water
@@bethpemberton7980 British guy huh...y don't u wash it down with a bo'oh'o'wa'er
*New fear unlocked;*
Lonely horny frustrated venomous sea snakes.
Damn girl so you met my ex? Lmao
@@sammih8761DAMN
“Horny”?😂😂😂
@@sammih8761bro ur ex is missing you now after that roast 💀
Sounds like my little chap down below
Australian: "Ay, ay!! No!"
Snake: "Sorry, sir. Have a good day, sir."
Lol another translation, why ? 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
@@maimaibiri9045 xD I'm amazed it actually changed the words, usually the translate never actually does it when I click on such short words!!
Lol
@@aazhieryakes884 wait, it had a translator option for my comment?? lol, what did it say???
Australian: How intimidating is this?
Also Australian: Sounding like he's having the time of his life.
Snake:Oh no mama told me a didn't try the scared any Aussie they oppositely try the catch me as pet
We do love our wildlife coming to say giday 😊
“Snake swims towards him with intent to kill”
him: YEEESSS
Not to kill but out of curiousity
He's an Aussie!! They give NONE of the fucks!! The deadlier the better!!
As long as he didn't do anything to provoke it to bite he'd be fine
Most snakes don't actually bite
actually, with intent to mate
@@zypA13510 well then HELL YEAH GET OVER HERE
The most intimidating creature in the wild is an Australian cameraman
Imagine being such a pain in the ass that even the venomous snake does want anything to do with him.
Im ur 1000th like ❤
"C'mon mate" most Australian thing
Nah it's not only Austalian! British says Mate a lot too
He never gets bite😂😂😂
@@yethuwun5805we do mate
@@yethuwun5805he means saying that to an animal that will kill you, smh🤦🏽
C'mon dog
“The big old dog!”
Proceeds to reprimand it like an actual dog 😂
I'm convinced that Autralians have selectively developed their accent over the centuries to pitch in such a way that they can communicate with other dangerous animals. That's the only explanation for why he ain't dead
😂
“ communicate with *other* dangerous animals” as the world knows Aussies are the original dangerous beings😂
Lol OTHER dangerous animals
Some sea snakes are actually super curious animals and they won’t attack unless they feel threatened like if the Aussie had tried to pick him up or something. Little guy just wanted to say whats up ❤
That explains Nigel from the wild Thornberries 💀💀
Snake : " He's an Australian and a cameraman? Oh hell nah"
Snake knew cameramen never dies
Honored to be your 1000 like
@@stefdearlifeHonoured to be your first reply within 3 hours XD
I like how that guy experience more deadly encounters than Silverback Gorillas.
@@billyjean5934Snake can speak spanish 🍝
Guy: “AY, AY AY.”
Snake: oh fuck it’s an Australian
😂😂😂😂😂
Im dying 😂
😂😂
The auto translate!!! 😆
@@sirsmokemosquito 😅😂
“Ah! Ey! Come on, mate.”
“Understandable, have a nice day.”
Aussie: "Come on, mate!"
Snake: "Oh, not this! Not today!"
**instantly backs off**
"If you ever gonna get bitten, that's the exact time you get bitten"
THE WISDOM.
Lmao... Aussies are built different
He means during mating season.. 😉👉👌
In this situation you’d be incapacitated and drowned before the venom kills you 😂
😂😂😂
Well you know what he meant 😂 :
during mating season when they are frustrated, that’s the exact time you get bitten and he said it’s mating season at the moment.
Makes it even crazier of him. 😮
This the most Aussie reaction to a frustrated highly venomous animal coming at him, like a person talking to his dog who is doing something it shouldn’t: “ay ay ahh, cmon mate”
My name is Texas Red
@@hellswindstaff91 Sea snakes are not aggressive, they often swim around snorkelers out of curiosity more than anything. Plus guns are illegal here since those things are actually deadly to humans haha
lol
that is so sick, see ya later bud
lol
@@pythoncasey anything is deadly to humans if you try your hardest :)
it wasn’t frustrated, most sea snakes like some normal snakes are very curious and won’t bite unless given a reason
Snake: im coming for you...
*hears accent*
Snake: *OH NAH, IM OUT*
Him: "c'mon mate!"
Sea Snake: *"fuck this shit i'm out"*
😂😂
😅😅😅😅
Lmao 😂😂
Imao😂😂😂
I GOT THE POWER
The snake came with confidence, heard the accent , left in horror
Hey wats wrong with the aussie accent hehe
@@kristyhawesI mean if Animals leave their has to be a problem
😂
😂😂😂
Note to self : talk to dangerous animals with an Australian accent and say mate
😂😂 noted!
It always works lol 😂
Works everytime.
😂
It's not just a dangerous animal, it's one of the deadliest snakes in the world 😂 Their poison is lethal
Imagine a lonely existence in the middle of the abyss and then you come across this Australian guy 😳
Snake: "I'm here to talk about your board's extended warranty"
This is clearly the most underrated comment. Nicely done
LMAO
LOL
@Scrangle Mcjangle Copy paste skills on point!
more like life warranty
He was talking to it like it was a fluffy puppy 😂
Lol 😂
Snakes are puppies in disguise. I talk to my snakes like they’re puppies and they make cute expressions accordingly. 😅
Snake: "I'm coming to kill you"
*Hears Australian accent*
Snake: "I actually wanted to say hi"
Snake: I'm one of the most venomous creatures in the world ☠️
Australian: Ah. Aye. C'mon mate 😅
Fun fact: Australian Sea Snakes are more venomous than King Cobras. Because of course they are.
can king cobra kill this sea snake??
@@surajkamble3538 my guess would be yes because king cobras love to eat other snakes.
@Absynthe Cobras are not edible but I've ate snakes before, prepared several different ways. Similar to a cross between chicken and beef. I cut it into chunks, coated the pieces in flour with old bay seasoning and fry em in oil. The Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake is deadly alive, but delicious dead. Better than the alligator I ate, snake has a slightly sweet taste. The next snake I eat is you.
Most sea snakes are, but the aussie ones need ads.
@@762dracoAKwtf lmao😭
Snek: "What the hell is that? What is that?"
*swims closer...pops head out and hears "ay mate"
Snek: "Oh shit, it's a wild Aussie. I'm getting tf out of here!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
W 😂
Ahahahaha😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
When two highly venomous species meet each other:
Severely underrated
😂😂
😭
Love this one!
TWO venomous species💀????
Always expect an Australian to know wildlife trivia
"C'mon mate!"
"Nah bruh ive got a family to feed"
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😊
Only got itself to feed.
I feel like there is some magic in that accent that makes animals act calm up close
Calms me right down 😉
Croikey!
Being calm makes animals act calm up close.
Look how the snake descends from underwater it just goes away
He is exaggerating a bit, sea snakes are very calm
Bro got that cartoonish Mr Bean's laugh💀
I live in California and every once in a while I get this crazy desire to visit Australia. Then I see videos like this and that desire leaves me.
Same here!
Hahah I’m from Redondo Beach California and I’m in Australia 🇦🇺 right now. I ain’t seen no snakes or kangaroos!
@@Heesabthe thing that gets me are the signs at some beaches to beware of the jellyfish because the stings can kill. Then when you know that there are salt water crocodiles around as well... I need a safe swimming pool. My sister lives in a Brisbane suburb and often sees wallabies and the odd snake when she goes out walking. I love all the wild birds that wake you up in the morning. Australia is great country to visit.
Believe me, in a sh**hole like CA you have a lot more to be worried about than in Australia. Not so much the wild animals, but more so the yuppies, tech bros, and real estate developers.
@@Heesabyour prolly in the incest state called tassie
Cameraman is the world's most dangerous alpha predator
😂
An australian camera man is worse
@@jaaz1920 An Australian Cameraman has the power of God and Anime on their side and I can’t even say this is a shitpost, they have God-defying anime level plot armour at this point🗿
Animals are a manifestation of Allah Almighty's infinite power and majesty.
The music: 🧘☮️😌
The video: 🐍💀😨
The guy: 😮🤤🤠
Once the snake realized he’s Australian, the snake feared the dude more than the dude fear the snake😂😂
"OH look at how intimidating this giant snake is" *proceeds to giggle like a little child who just got candy*
Yeah I dont get it. I am generally fearless, dont fear animals at all (literally pet black bears weekly) and kind of like snakes. Seeing a giant super duper poisonous sea snake come at me while prone on a paddle board at sea?
Fuckkkkk. Definitely pissing all over
I have no fear of snakes at all, but I agree. This situation is way too much. Would definitely need to clean the paddle board after.
@@thegadflygang5381after seeing this guy for a bit it seems he’s very familiar with them and they’re generally shy and not bitey at all. There’s been some fisherman that died a while back from one but I believe it was only because he grabbed a hold of it while it was stuck in a fishing net
@@DelmarDrippinsthe3rd well he certainly has me beat by a mile. The whole being in water... prone... thing also adds to the WTF aspect of it. I guess we are all fearful of something in life, this knocked me down a couple pegs.
Crazy thing is you never know when where or who it can come. Look at Steve Irwin. Guy tangled with everything but a usually pretty harmless manta ray offed him. Fate is more terrifying than this snake, but kudos to paddleboard man.
@@thegadflygang5381 oh man don’t get me wrong it would kill now even being in that boat!! 😂
I feel like Australians and wild deadly animals have some kind of mutual agreement to not kill each other for the greater good
😂
Greater good 😂lol
If I'm ever about to get in a bar fight I'm gonna fake an Australian accent to make my opponent think twice😂
Better fake a rude Russian accent. Then will be no bar fight at all 😂
Average Australian
As an Australian living in northern Qld I can confirm this is how we handle wildlife "ay ay!! C'mon mate fuck off" and they tend to leave 😂🤷🏻
😂😂😂😂 y’all are some of the most gangsta of the world ❤
everybody is a gangster until they face an aussie 😂
Half my family are Aussies and I can also confirm this is true lmao
😂😂😂😂
You know what. Steve (on animal planet) did a number to my family. Because all my cousins do this too! (I’m American btw)
_I use to know a man like you..._
Rest in peace, Steve. 🥲
Sorry for youre loss bro
What a legend of a man he was. Rest in peace Steve Irwin 🐊🐍
He was my childhood
How'd you change your font?
Sorry for your loss
He was really lucky to survive an encounter with an Australian
Snake-I am hungry i should bite this person
Him-Oh a snake i love this
Snake- hears the Australien accent
Snake- oh fuck fuck fuck fuck
Steve Irwin of the sea, what a blessing to witness a bloke with such enthusiasm
you had one job. spell the dead dudes name right lol
This Dude Maintained his cool Big time, that Dam thing could Have Came on Board, Bit him Killed Him, and Just Swam Away !!! 199% of people Would have shit their Pants, dove in the Wate,r and probably Drowned !!! Holy Moly !!!
Honestly love him so much aye, the positive vibes have kept me going for a couple years!
Yeah, except Steve Irwin's "enthusiasm" (poor judgment) led him to swim too close to the thrust range of the stingray's barb, and got him killed.
@@Steevee14 he knew the risks and by taking those risks on he impacted the world to a remarkable level. In life and afterward.
The snake was going to bite him until he heard the Australian accent
Sea Snake just wanted to say hi to his favorite ocean loving friend Brodie
yup for sure
yup for sure
yup for sure
Sea snake wanted a date with him lol
Don't fucking put relaxing music in the background when I'm looking dead straight into that snake's eyes.
“How intimidating is this, YESSSS”. Gotta be the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard
What a polite little man, came to check things out then calmly went along his way. 10/10 snake would watch a video of him again
Most sea snakes are incredibly docile and non aggressive. Little dude just wanted to check out what this giant thing in the water was.
@@SquadPoopTheyre actually not aggressive at all, not most “sea snakes”
Damn, what a brave guy! Coming up to an Aussie like that!
best comment!
😂
😂
😂
“Oh… sorry bro, I didn’t know you’re Australian…. I’ll just be on my way.” *Snake sweats visibly in water*
But... snakes cant sweat.
Someone else: "And that shows how scared it was."
Bro why australia comment here please tell me,
@@xeroxoid7967 you really thought you thought of everything and overestimated thinking someone was gonna try to rebuttal your comment but nobody cared enough too 💀
@@arjungore2514 I'm also confused lol. Seems like it's not something Asians can understand
Fun Fact:
The Sea Snake is one of the most Venomous Snakes on Earth which can kill a Human under 15 Minutes, luckily for us they mind their own business and usually attack fishes and it only attacks a Human when they feel threatened.
They wont dare to attack an Australian
Guy just said thats the moment where sea snake would bite , you didn't watch the full vid you dimwit goon😂
Sea snakes are known to be fairly docile in water, bites are rare. But on land, they're in unfamiliar territory, and are much more aggressive.
@@Zyk0th bruh. It should have been the other way around. Aggressive and teritorrial and like a pussy when it goes out of home
“How intimidating is this?”
*continues to get more excited*
Incredible content as always! Your passion for wildlife really shines through. Keep it up! 🙌
That snake had some serious balls gettin that close to an Australian like that
I dont know who's more crazy, An Australian or a Floridan
I’m not sure. But I know I like Australians more.
Australians for sure. But they also usually possess better survival skills
I'd give the crazy card to Floridians cuz they're unpredictable. Aussies are crazy too but more so brave in a crazy way
We're all cut from the same fucking cloth no matter where you were born!
Australians are crazy in a good way.
“How intimidating is this?” spoken gleefully 😅
Lol 😂
Snek want boops! Fr tho, they're venomous but usually quite placid like that. He was a beauty!
This is the most Australian thing I have ever watched.
Snake: “I’m going to bite this guy.
Hears Australian Accent
Snake “Oh Shit Oh Shit Oh Shit”
‘He’s just come straight at me again, how intimidating… YESSSS’ 😂😂 what a nutter
😭😭😭 Australians are just built different
No, but seriously, how you don't get scared as the thing jumps to your board? How? Is it just reckless, I don't give a f mental state, or is it not such a dangerous situation, or the confidence actually repels the animal or wtf, I can't get my head wrapped around it.
@@IVIagicfulwell I think once you're in a situation you're really dont have much of a choice but to repel it with your confidence.
@@frequencyoftruth2303 We all are going to be saying that in our brains while our mouths are gonna be screaming 😅😅😅💀💀💀
@@Eleni_Th Lol nah is rather live and not excel death.
Bro just found the Aquatic Scourge ☠️
"What's his name?"
Sticker: venomous
Aussies: "oh hii... veenomoos"
Tf u talking about?
@@iamheretogetwooshed3935 u won't understand
@@topharyanvi1966 i do understand but this a diffrent person
OH HIII VERNOMOOS ✨🥺❤️🥰
Dobrik
"How intimidating is this"
Death coming at him 💀🪦⚰️
"Yes, look at this!"
Right wth 🤦♂️ he said he loves it
I swear Aussies have a screw lose, I love it lmao
We grow up with a plethora of deadly snakes, poisonous spiders, scorpions, deadly jellyfish, fish, tiny blue ringed octopus, varieties of killer sharks, huge big red kangaroos that like to fight and box, other kangaroos that can kill with one kick, killer emus and cassowaries, saltwater crocodiles , fresh water crocodiles, snap happy dingoes, dive bombing magpies, huge wasps and more. Then there's the plants too, with berries, leaves and sap that can kill you. We grow up aware from a very young age, not afraid, and treat our poisonous/deadly cohabitants with respect and with our laconic humour. 😄
🤣🤣🤣 I think we have a few lose
This planet is amazing. Too bad we are fucking destroying it so that a few can be billionaires
I love how it thinks it’s gonna get a meal and then realized he is Australian and just swam away
Just practice my Australian accent and I’ll be okay out there😂😂
Snake becoming a fish...o God what are you making
Imagine trying to get on camera and as soon as you leave, the guy started talking about how horrible your love life is
“How intimidating is thisss! Yesss!”
-an Australian
Self defense 101: Say "c'mon mate"
😂😂😂😂😂 fr! I’m gna try it next time! 😅
Beautiful snake u missed the opportunity why u left it go ,why u not catched it or touched and taken to ur home or kept in zoo just bad 😞
Are Australians natural magnets for all things deadly or is it my imagination
Australian here, all things deadly except guns
@@rayvax3883 come to america and you get both
@@Illiterate243 Ive already been and I was a little disappointed with the lack of deadly spiders in my shoes
Yes
Snake:" yep, he is Australian, let's get out of here"😂
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Dude loses his shit in terror when he sees a ray, but giggles like a child when he sees one of the most dangerous and deadly creatures on the planet.
Well yea🤨....a ray took out the most boss Australian to ever exist while the latter failed every time. A ray be like aussie Kryptonite now😅!
@EJ B Who's ray what did he do?
@ItzCJR lol really😆?? The sting ray that took out the late great Steve Irwin, aka Crocodile Hunter most BA aussie ever, when it managed to stab him right in the heart😣!
Well string rays have got to be some sort of collective trauma for aussies.
🤣🤣🤣
I would have had the exact opposite reaction. And would have ended up dead.
“How intimidating is thisss… yes!!”
Me rechecking the meaning of intimidating in the dictionary..
“If you’re ever gonna be bitten, that’s the exact time you’ll get bitten”
When old, sexually frustrated sea snakes are so desperate for a mate they’ll try to their luck with a paddle board 😂
Man, stay safe!
😂😂😂
Snake: Lemme swim up to this dude
Australian: Cmon Mate
Snake: Oh hell nah not today
Edit: Holy I'm getting so many likes tysm y'all keep it going :D
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Are you gonna cash those likes in for dollars? Fake internet points 😲 😱
That snake at first : Oh a Hooman!
The snake after it heard that man's Accent : Shit, hes british..
"ohh how intimidating is this YES!" - an Aussie on a paddle board
I love the Australians. They’re so crazy.
"Ah aye, come on mate"
Snake: "Abort, Fall back, it's an aussie"
😂😂😂👍💯💯
The snake when it was going in the water was scary it was letarally going to abbys of the seas
That snake can sense fear, but you’ll never get that from an Australian 😅
“How intimidating is this”
“ *Ÿ Ę Æ Š* 👹”
“ L O O K A T T H I S 😩👍🗣️✨⚠️”