Anyway, it starts out with the host challenging the champ to a 'battle', rather than a game of chess - in which he responds that he beforehand remarked would be but a losing proposition. The rest of the dialogue is a bit long to translate for free, in my opinion.
Host: Magnus, before we move on. I thought we could do a match during the program. Just you and me if it's cool? M: I mean, i told you that was a stupid idea, but you insisted. So let's go. Guest: I'm just wondering what you were thinking when he said this was a bad idead, and you said "no, this is a great idea." What was going through your head? Host: He has no idea what kind of opening i'm going to do. (Closed sicilian...) Guest: Can't do that when beginning with white. Guest2: But, i have 50 bucks on Jon! (The host) Host: Oh, you're mirroring my opening? Exciting. M: This is actually going towards a closed sicilian. But it's you who are doing it. With white. It's actually a black opening. Host: Well that's not something you see everyday (looking at guest) Mr. chess expert from television. Host: Am i moving towards a school mate here, or? M: Yes you're having a good chance of getting into a school mate. Host: Alright, have to watch out for that. Just have to find out what that means first. Host: How are we doing? Have you answered my... M: It's your turn. You know how you can tell it's your turn? Host: That you're sitting like this? M: No, because if it was my turn, i would have taken your knight now. Host: Oh there! Guest: Don't say that. M: Well, if he moves his knight, he will increase his chance of getting caught in the school mate. Host: Just gonna take your rook here whistling M: That's a bishop.... Host: Check! Guest: Well that was probably surprising for him... are you beating him? sarcasm Host: Maybe he didn't see that coming? M: Get it together, you are still in check. Host: oh! Host: Thought i was just gonna pressure your queen. M( after moving ): Now you are mate in 1. Host: Mate in 1? Even if i do this? M: Yes.
Han har jo vært på tv, spesielt NRK, en million ganger i løper av de siste 10 årene. Han var på tv for noen uker siden og. Hvordan har du aldri hørt det?
Hei ThomasV, Det er fra 3. oktober 2014 Sesong 31 Episode 5. Resten finner du på denne siden. no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_over_Nytt_p%C3%A5_nytt-episoder
Det er flere grunner til at rokade var uaktuelt. Nr1: Han har allerede flyttet på kongen, da er det ikke lov. Nr: La oss si at kongen aldri hadde vært flyttet på så er det ikke lov å ta rokade når en står i sjakk.
I got you (not including everything): Host: Magnus, before we move on. I thought we could do a match during the program. Just you and me if it's cool? M: I mean, i told you that was a bad idea, but you insisted. So let's go. Guest: I'm just wondering what you were thinking when he said this was a bad idead, and you said "no, this is a great idea." What was going through your head? Host: He has no idea what kind of opening i'm going to do. (Closed sicilian...) Guest: Can't do that when beginning with white. Guest2: But, i have 50 bucks on Jon! (The host) Host: Oh, you're mirroring my opening? Exciting. M: This is actually going towards a closed sicilian. But it's you who are doing it. With white. It's actually a black opening. Host: Well that's not something you see everyday (looking at guest) Mr. chess expert from television. Host: Am i moving towards a school mate here, or? M: Yes you're having a good chance of getting into a school mate. Host: Alright, have to watch out for that. Just have to find out what that means first. Host: How are we doing? Have you answered my... M: It's your turn. You know how you can tell it's your turn? Host: That you're sitting like this? M: No, because if it was my turn, i would have taken your knight now. Host: Oh there! Guest: Don't say that. M: Well, if he moves his knight, he will increase his chance of getting caught in the school mate. Host: Just gonna take your rook here *whistling* M: That's a bishop.... Host: Check! Guest: Well that was probably surprising for him... are you beating him? *sarcasm* Host: Maybe he didn't see that coming? M: Get it together, you are still in check. Host: oh! Host: Thought i was just gonna pressure your queen. M( after moving ): Now you are mate in 1. Host: Mate in 1? Even if i do this? M: Yes.
jon kunne ha gjort brokade, jeg så ikke om han hadde flyttet på kongen tidligere i spillet, men tror kanskje han gjorde det siden han ikke gjorde brokade, hadde han gjort det hadde det ikke vært sjakkmatt
@@Heavymetal16 Antar du mener konge. morra di sa at du ikke oppfører deg. tok hu i det slappe rompehølet hennes i går så hvis hun går rart i dag vet du hvorfor.
@@Heavymetal16 Who knows in 2021? Apparently one can change gender at will without being questioned, otherwise you'll be surrounded by a huge mob of woke, offended people. If he proclaims to the world tomorrow that he is now a girl by the name Magnine, he will be accepted as a girl and recieve tons of support for his bravery. It is ridiculous.
I don't get a single word but I truly enjoyed it!
Not really- they just made an joke i understand what they say
There’s a person called thanos snap that translated it
Anyway, it starts out with the host challenging the champ to a 'battle', rather than a game of chess - in which he responds that he beforehand remarked would be but a losing proposition. The rest of the dialogue is a bit long to translate for free, in my opinion.
@@andreinybakken9252 man trying to make bank off of translating this video LMAOOO
@@thecakemuffincrew9987 lmaoooo
"nemmen nå må du skjerpe deg du står fortsatt i sjakk!" xD
Sinnsykt
@@KevinHansen99 Jepp.
- Bare tar det tårnet jeg
- Det er en løper
XD
Host: Magnus, before we move on. I thought we could do a match during the program. Just you and me if it's cool?
M: I mean, i told you that was a stupid idea, but you insisted. So let's go.
Guest: I'm just wondering what you were thinking when he said this was a bad idead, and you said "no, this is a great idea." What was going through your head?
Host: He has no idea what kind of opening i'm going to do. (Closed sicilian...)
Guest: Can't do that when beginning with white.
Guest2: But, i have 50 bucks on Jon! (The host)
Host: Oh, you're mirroring my opening? Exciting.
M: This is actually going towards a closed sicilian. But it's you who are doing it. With white. It's actually a black opening.
Host: Well that's not something you see everyday (looking at guest) Mr. chess expert from television.
Host: Am i moving towards a school mate here, or?
M: Yes you're having a good chance of getting into a school mate.
Host: Alright, have to watch out for that. Just have to find out what that means first.
Host: How are we doing? Have you answered my...
M: It's your turn. You know how you can tell it's your turn?
Host: That you're sitting like this?
M: No, because if it was my turn, i would have taken your knight now.
Host: Oh there!
Guest: Don't say that.
M: Well, if he moves his knight, he will increase his chance of getting caught in the school mate.
Host: Just gonna take your rook here whistling
M: That's a bishop....
Host: Check!
Guest: Well that was probably surprising for him... are you beating him? sarcasm
Host: Maybe he didn't see that coming?
M: Get it together, you are still in check.
Host: oh!
Host: Thought i was just gonna pressure your queen.
M( after moving ): Now you are mate in 1.
Host: Mate in 1? Even if i do this?
M: Yes.
Har du ikke et liv?
Lulul Hadøøø For en fantastisk kommentar. Tenk hvor mye bedre det er aa ikke irritere seg saa mye over ting. Haaper du faar det bedre fremover.
@OrnelasTomas Kanskje 9 personer som forstod noe de ellers ikke hadde. Works for me!
not bad idea he said a stupid idea
@@smurfetryne Changed it, thanks.
Elsker Magnus' direkthet, "jeg sa det var en tåpelig idè", "sjokkerende god mulighet for å gå i matt", sier mye om personen.
PuroYOe
er vel en mangel av sosiale antenner
PuroYO Han var ganske morsom synes jeg😂
Hørted veldig ut som førstnevnte var en del av "manus"
@Puro Manus ...
ellers mangler han visse antenner.
It's like a champion boxer, always someone who wants to challenge you.
I think there is a difference in the outcome haha
I think you misunderstand.
@@frankdrebin7949 Yes. Being knocked out vs. getting to torment a chess champion with horrible play...
Aldri i livet så har jeg hørt Magnus snakka Norsk. Sykt kult!
Han har jo vært på tv, spesielt NRK, en million ganger i løper av de siste 10 årene.
Han var på tv for noen uker siden og. Hvordan har du aldri hørt det?
@@kroneexe følger aldri med på tv og sånne greier, derfor
Hahhahhaa det morsomste jeg har sett😂😂😂😂
Du har rett :-)
Du trenger å sette på noe Fleksnes, Olsenbanden, noe Leif Juster og slikt, om en omgang sjakk er det morsomste du har sett.:P
Da har du ikke sett mye morsomt. Jeg støtter forslagene fra Puro, og vil gjerne tilføye "Brødrene Dal" og "Uti vår hage". 😂
Sjakkmester Magsun Carlsen han er jo super geni.
Fun fact: I "Donald Duck & Co." heter han Makspuls Klarsyn.
beste jeg har set
Haha no entiendo un carajo pero me agrada magnus carlsen 😁🖒
jajaja q bueno! Magnus es una persona muy buena
Undrade hur mycket jag skulle kunna förstå ändå fast jag inte kan norska, på något sätt förstod jag en hel del
Se på Knut som føler seg sjakk-kompetent med en gang han ser Jon holde på😅
Hvilken episode er det?
Hei ThomasV, Det er fra 3. oktober 2014 Sesong 31 Episode 5. Resten finner du på denne siden. no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_over_Nytt_p%C3%A5_nytt-episoder
ha ha drit morsomt
han kunne vel ta blockade på slutten der?
Det er flere grunner til at rokade var uaktuelt. Nr1: Han har allerede flyttet på kongen, da er det ikke lov. Nr: La oss si at kongen aldri hadde vært flyttet på så er det ikke lov å ta rokade når en står i sjakk.
@@petterfjeldstad3163 åja, jeg viste ikke den siste delen
@@kristian.b8237 Det går helt fint. Alltid greit å lære noe nytt 😀.
need translation please!
No
I got you (not including everything):
Host: Magnus, before we move on. I thought we could do a match during the program. Just you and me if it's cool?
M: I mean, i told you that was a bad idea, but you insisted. So let's go.
Guest: I'm just wondering what you were thinking when he said this was a bad idead, and you said "no, this is a great idea." What was going through your head?
Host: He has no idea what kind of opening i'm going to do. (Closed sicilian...)
Guest: Can't do that when beginning with white.
Guest2: But, i have 50 bucks on Jon! (The host)
Host: Oh, you're mirroring my opening? Exciting.
M: This is actually going towards a closed sicilian. But it's you who are doing it. With white. It's actually a black opening.
Host: Well that's not something you see everyday (looking at guest) Mr. chess expert from television.
Host: Am i moving towards a school mate here, or?
M: Yes you're having a good chance of getting into a school mate.
Host: Alright, have to watch out for that. Just have to find out what that means first.
Host: How are we doing? Have you answered my...
M: It's your turn. You know how you can tell it's your turn?
Host: That you're sitting like this?
M: No, because if it was my turn, i would have taken your knight now.
Host: Oh there!
Guest: Don't say that.
M: Well, if he moves his knight, he will increase his chance of getting caught in the school mate.
Host: Just gonna take your rook here *whistling*
M: That's a bishop....
Host: Check!
Guest: Well that was probably surprising for him... are you beating him? *sarcasm*
Host: Maybe he didn't see that coming?
M: Get it together, you are still in check.
Host: oh!
Host: Thought i was just gonna pressure your queen.
M( after moving ): Now you are mate in 1.
Host: Mate in 1? Even if i do this?
M: Yes.
Ja
host: *sneazes*
audience: hahahaha
Do you speak Norwegian?
Jon flytta tilbaake bonden sin og Magnus tenkte "jaja, litt handicap kan vi leve med"
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Flaks
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Jeg er i slekt med Elisabet Lorentsen Djønne, kjæresten til Magnus Carlsen
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Magnus Carlsen har fått sitt sjakk talent fra Gud.
Hvilken av dem? Sist jeg sjekka har vi flere enn 5000 på planeten vår
@@chilloutnostress2586 Vet ikke xd
@@chilloutnostress2586 Jahve.
@@chilloutnostress2586 mer en 5000 guder. bare i hinduismen er det jo over en million
jon kunne ha gjort brokade, jeg så ikke om han hadde flyttet på kongen tidligere i spillet, men tror kanskje han gjorde det siden han ikke gjorde brokade, hadde han gjort det hadde det ikke vært sjakkmatt
Erling Stensen - Ja, da hadde det muligens blitt 3-4 trekk til
Rokade er ikke tillatt når man allerede står i sjakk
Tror ikke Magnus ville sagt at det var 1 trekk igjen hvis brokade var lov!
Rokade **
1.Kongen sto i sjakk 2. K sto på d1. Det betyr at den har beveget seg tidligere i partiet
Jon almås tarn i rasshølet og helt sant en venn av meg sa det
en venn av meg sa at du er cringe.
@@Heavymetal16 Antar du mener konge. morra di sa at du ikke oppfører deg. tok hu i det slappe rompehølet hennes i går så hvis hun går rart i dag vet du hvorfor.
@@andershebekk251 ah okey d va en kul fortelling! Sku ønsk dn hadde fleire drager og sånt men men....
@@Heavymetal16 han tar tårnet i toern, altså rasshølet. helt sant
Hadde lett slått Magnus Carlsen i sjakk.
Nja
Haha Magnus virker som en kul fyr
PhilJmz Han er onkel til bestevennen min
Magnus er kjempe kul, møtte han på t banen en gang
jeg møtte han en gang også og han rimma meg. kjempekul type
liker Magnus..
ææsj
jeg liker puppene til hun som sitter ved siden av
Must be Hella funny. I'm laughing and I can't hear a damn thing.
Lurer på om Jon har lest Demonata
2:35 Carlsen spiller imod noob, er den rigtige titel til denne video.
det er en dokumentar om Magnus Carlsen som du bør se
I thought that's he knows only english language😂
He is from norway, and also english her 2 language
@@celeste-hl1dl magnus is a she? :o
@@Heavymetal16 Who knows in 2021? Apparently one can change gender at will without being questioned, otherwise you'll be surrounded by a huge mob of woke, offended people. If he proclaims to the world tomorrow that he is now a girl by the name Magnine, he will be accepted as a girl and recieve tons of support for his bravery. It is ridiculous.
@@ZonZorZerx Wokeness is a mental illness
2:00 Hvorfor roasta han Magnus så hardt?
Hvorfor snakker de om skolemat så mye?
SkoleMATT
@@danielalien Ja hvorfor prater de om det? Er for at sjakkbrikkene skal få mat på skolen eller?!?!??! hahaha
Yikes, skikkelig douche på Magnus der ja
Det var ikke matt!
Tosk
Det var ikke det
Men det hadde vært matt etter hvert
@@linussennels2648 hva kunne Jon ha gjort i den posisjonen for å komme seg ut av sjakk da?
@@figgen93 Beklager, så feil! Du skal starte setningen din med stor bokstav. (;
istede for å flytte kongen før sjakkmatt, så kunne han ha gjort brokade:P
Det heter rokade og kan ikke utføres mens kongen står i sjakk.
This is absolutely the weirdest dialect of Dutch I've ever heard! I can't understand _any_ of it!!
Isn’t it Norwegian?
@@TeddyBland yes it is