“And then the LORD God commanded the man, “You may eat from any tree in the garden, but you must not eat lasagna on a Monday - for if you do, then MEEEE-OUCH” - Garnesis19:88
@@huntermagnuson8062 unfortunately the chances would still be pretty low 😂 I’ve spoken to some of Jack’s comment selectors and they usually just use comments from TH-cam community posts and Twitter, because the comment section is usually too messy. I’ll definitely repost on Twitter though!
Bots, allow me to correct you: *JACKSFILMS IS NOT A HACKER, I HAVE NO PROOF ON MY YT CHANNEL!!* *MY GIRLFRIEND'S GLASSES DID NOT GET BURIED AND EATEN BY FIRE ANTS IN MY VIDEO 😭📸*
#YIAYbible _"And Josiah, Age Twelve, was crowned the most knowledgeable and enlightened boy on TH-cam, because he prefers older music to modern music, and the lord spoke, 'It is as you said, my son; you were born in the wrong generation.'"_ -Commenticus 19:99
@@furryprideworldwide816 Look to your right and you'll see the rare occurrence of three Bruu-Momants. It is said that they only gather in a group once every 190 years. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment, so you might as well take a good picture.
#YIAYbible “As Jesus stood there, upon his disciples, he quoth, ‘Why do they call it oven in when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food’.” -Jub-Jubitticus 13:5
Just for some context, the verse is from a psalm where the author is talking about the jewish exile in Babylon. This particular verse is him being angry at Babylon for oppressing them. The psalm is also the origin of the Boney M song 'By the rivers of Babylon'
The Jacksfilms Council needs to be elected as the 2024 president. This rides on the fact that The Jacksfilms Council is only John himself. Don't hide it John. We know.
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’” - Genesis 19: 31-32 #YIAYbible
I considered this one myself, but an astute scholar of Christian faith has been summoned before me, so it is apparent. Fair game, old friend. This is not the last time we meet..
"It ain't that deep, you like feet" "It means you're in love with your mom" Wow digging up Tarantino AND Freud for this YIAY? That's gotta be worth at least 50 comedy tokens
@@lecherouslibrarian9924 its because people who think they are "real"about things and "based" just love to be mean and gain attention. Also they are probably bot
#YIAYbible "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of a donkey and emissions was like that of a horse" This is an actual bible verse
i looked it up and this is something samuel jackson says in pulp fiction~ Ezekiel 25:17 (Dialogue) Samuel L. Jackson Track 20 on Music from the Motion Picture: Pulp Fiction Jules ritually recites what he describes as a biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before he executes someone. We hear the passage three times-in the introductory sequence in which Jules and Vincent reclaim Marsellus’s briefcase from the doomed Brett; that same recitation a second time, at the beginning of “The Bonnie Situation”, which overlaps the end of the earlier sequence; and in the epilogue at the diner. The exact wording of the passage changes each time Jules dictates it, reflecting an evolution in Jule’s character. Interestingly, this passage is different from the verse written in the Bible. [JULES] "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." here is the actual verse Ezekiel 25:17 in niv bible i will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them.’”~
And Adam said: “This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'girlboss,’ for she was taken out of malewife.” -Genesis 2:4 23 #yiayBIBLE
"And as Moses stared into the burning bush, the voice of the LORD said onto him 'Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?' And Moses understood then that he must lead the Jews out of Egypt." -Jon 3:16 #YIAYbible
And the Lord said unto His people: "People of Duloc! I give you our champion!" And the people did cheer for He was their Lord. And the Lord declared to His champions thus: "Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great! and noble quest!" And the Lord, in His eternal generosity, offered His champions their swamp back exactly the way it was, down to the last slime-covered toadstool. #YIAYbible
"And so, as I carried a league of legends game, a bra-less angel of the Lord brought unto me a sandwich (for which I did not beg) with chips as I got a double kill bot lane." -Ninja 3:16-24 #YIAYbible
Colecricks, 20-13 "Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth. I wanna teach kids the Christian truth! If you wanna reach those kids on the street, then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat. I gave my sermon an urban kick, my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my good ol' pal ol' buddy ol' pal!"
I love them, that new intro video was awesome. Also wtf, are spam accounts in the comments getting worse or what?? Edit: for context, there were 3 spams under op's comment before I commented
*My Parents said if I become the most HATED TH-camR with the most HATE comments on my Recent video I will win the prize of the Most HATED YTBER Word RECORD*
#YIAYbible One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. Romans 14:2 (It's an actual quote)
“The Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said she would bear a son and name him Jesus, and that he would one day remove Shrek the Third from the official Shrek canon” - Deuteronomy 3:15 #YIAYbible
we've come full circle. Jack including all the intros made by the community after PewDiePie stole his show then proceeded to do the same brings a tear to my eye
#YIAYbible The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle
#YIAYbible The lord said "Hey Cain, where is your brother Abel?" Cain:"oh him? I had to beat him with a rock" God turned to their angel supervisor:"and how long did he do that for?" Angel:"as long as he was Abel" Genesis 7:69
#YIAYbible "those who misspell yiay as "yaiy" have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." - leviticus 20:13 if it were good
*“This is Katana. She’s got my back. I’d advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims. Praise Jebus.”* ~Book of The Self-Flagellation Disciples, 20:16
#YIAYbible Jesus: Okay guys let’s split the check 13 ways Stewie Griffin: Hey judus, he had like, 3 margaritas, all you had was a salad Judus: ‘Stares angrily’ Verse: Family Guy Funny Moments Series 9 | HD compilation
“He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” 2 Kings 2:23-24 (i know no one wants a real bible quote, but this is bears eating children)
The weirdest dream I ever had was King Vegeta leading an armed rebellion against sauron. Vegeta commanded an army of grimaces from McDonald’s lore and one of them was armed solely with a pie dish. I was King Vegeta’s Right hand man, and at one point while I was resting my arm on a windowsill, a crocodile jumped out and tried to kill me, but missed and killed Elmo instead. There was also a vulture the spoke Latin, and at one point, marge Simpson appeared in the sky and then disappeared one second later, and never came up for the rest of the dream.
I had a dream where jack was my dad, and he was constantly disappointed in me for not being funny enough. All his videos switched to just being about how stupid I am and those videos made him the most popular youtuber. All he would do, was follow me around and make one liners about how much of a disappointment I was.
#YiayBible “Jesus grew up in the the state of Philadelphia specifically in the west. He used to play basketball on a playground. Until a couple of guys who were up to know good began to make trouble in his neighborhood. After he got beat up god got scared. He said, “you’re moving with your aunt and your uncle in the safe town of bel air.” 5:1
#YIAYbible 24 When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. 26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. 1 Samuel 18:24-27
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV damn guess I can't go to heaven now because my CBT went too far that one night
@@aidianon the follow up is just as good. "If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity." Deuteronomy was wild.
The one where a king gets stabbed and poops himself. "Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it." (Judges 3:22)
#yiayBIBLE psalm 121. It's pretty long, but it always makes me feel warm and loved. I recommend it to anyone going through a tough time, especially you John
turns out the red power ranger is actually symbolism for him being an epic game review channel, and the power ranger shooting him is actually his sick ass outro
#YIAYbible "And thus, as Jacob and his now deceased father, Isaac, were watching over the stars, they saw someone they once knew long ago take shape into the stars, before hearing the last thing their friend ever said ring in their mind one last time. "Mmm yum yum **licks lips** (said verbally) thanks for the Reddit gold, step-bro."" Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 4:3
20 When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve. 21 And while they were eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, there is one impostor among us." #YIAYbible
And Jesus accomplished the perfect hang ten, jumping not only the shark, but defying expectations of awesomeness. The disciples asked "how do you accomplish such moves bruh?" Jesus placed a pair of shades on his face and responded "don't know, don't care!" Dude'o'ronomy 4:20 #YIAYbible
'According to bible statistics, only a small percentage of my readers are actually are part of the religion, so if you like the bible consider joining the religion, its free and you can always leave the religion later.' - Ezekiel 4:12-15. #YIAYbible
This one's a classic. Genisis 1:6 - 7: "Then God said: Let there be a dome in the middle of the waters, to separate one body of water from the other. God made the dome, and it separated the water below the dome from the water above the dome. And so it happened." Had to break out my NAB for this one, Jack. #YIAYbible
I don't remember my dreams often, but when I do remember them after waking up I'm usually able to tell exactly what I was thinking and talking about the day before that led to certain things happening in the dream. Even if the dream is really weird, if I think about it, it always relates to the previous day, how I'm feeling, or some past event that has been important in my life which makes sense because dreams are our brains way of processing information.
"First of all, let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary." Gregory 1:1-2 #YIAYbible
LMAO
this better get picked or i'm rioting
I love this comment
LOL
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Jack is a genius. Make a YIAY, free intros for the next few weeks.
@Bruh Bruh shut
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@Bruh Bruh I make better videos then you,and I have none
He's probably making another one to fit the current yiay since it's blind now
@ how bout you are the greatest youtuber
“And then the LORD God commanded the man, “You may eat from any tree in the garden, but you must not eat lasagna on a Monday - for if you do, then MEEEE-OUCH” - Garnesis19:88
uuuhhh,,,,,,, mee-ow?????
Make sure you put the hashtag on there! I want to see this in the vid
@@huntermagnuson8062 unfortunately the chances would still be pretty low 😂 I’ve spoken to some of Jack’s comment selectors and they usually just use comments from TH-cam community posts and Twitter, because the comment section is usually too messy. I’ll definitely repost on Twitter though!
@KZY w
88-19=69
Was that intentional?? Or am I bad at math
#YIAYbible
Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”
“Don't know, don't care 😎"
-Genesis 4:9
That’s a good one. I hope it gets picked.
@@Thatcommonrose don't jinx it lol
That's probably like the message or contemporary English version
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@@user-ew9yw4yz3slove you bro hope yo do well
"It ain't that deep, you like feet"
Tarantino would give you a high five with that quote, Jack.
Lol this bot loves you
what
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Bots, allow me to correct you:
*JACKSFILMS IS NOT A HACKER, I HAVE NO PROOF ON MY YT CHANNEL!!*
*MY GIRLFRIEND'S GLASSES DID NOT GET BURIED AND EATEN BY FIRE ANTS IN MY VIDEO 😭📸*
@@Dorbellprod fax
Now that jack got other people to make him intros he doesn’t have to sing every time he wants to make a video, good for him.
#YIAYbible
_"And Josiah, Age Twelve, was crowned the most knowledgeable and enlightened boy on TH-cam, because he prefers older music to modern music, and the lord spoke, 'It is as you said, my son; you were born in the wrong generation.'"_
-Commenticus 19:99
Best answer I’ve seen
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@@furryprideworldwide816 Look to your right and you'll see the rare occurrence of three Bruu-Momants. It is said that they only gather in a group once every 190 years. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment, so you might as well take a good picture.
Too true 😔
I wanna kick everyone who acts like this, you're spitting straight facts
And she said unto John, "Is America not, for all intents and purposes, the entire world?"
-Erin 14:5 #YIAYBible
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@@user-fc2lk4gb6z recent hate? As opposed to giving you old hate? Hmmm
The YIAYble, if you will.
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@@anderkjell2476 YGS, as in "Yesterday, God Said __"
And Cain said unto the body of his brother Able after slaying him, “It was just a prank, bro.”
- LeTitticus 80:085 #YIAYBible
#YIAYbible
“As Jesus stood there, upon his disciples, he quoth, ‘Why do they call it oven in when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food’.”
-Jub-Jubitticus 13:5
I hate you for this 😂😂
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I approve of this
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” - Psalms 137:9 #yiaybible
Oh yeah, that’s my favorite Bible verse. I learned it from Technoblade.
i hope you get into the next yiay
@@zaza_ink Wait, what!? I thought it was fake! Then again, the Bible is a pretty inconsistent book.
Just for some context, the verse is from a psalm where the author is talking about the jewish exile in Babylon. This particular verse is him being angry at Babylon for oppressing them.
The psalm is also the origin of the Boney M song 'By the rivers of Babylon'
@@zacharygilmore1075 it is from Psalms. There is A whole wiki article on Psalms 137. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_137
"Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." Psalm 137:9
This is actually in the bible.
#YIAYbible
wtf
@@tchaikiv8968 the context doesn't help
In my understanding, the psalmist is expressing his desire for those who slaughtered his people to meet the same fate that they brought to others.
@@CrusaderKnight2000 Notably to suffer. And yes that is it as I recall.
“And on the third day, God said, “Let’s add the pizza planet truck into the wrong fucking movie.”” - SEGA Genesis 1:3 #YIAYBible
ye
Yas
"You know Bezos would 100% throw a kid."
RIP any chance at an Audible or Ring sponsorship
Good thing he had a few beforehand.
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The Jacksfilms Council needs to be elected as the 2024 president. This rides on the fact that The Jacksfilms Council is only John himself. Don't hide it John. We know.
Oh no here comes the bots
Brothers, assemble against the bots !!
LA HUMAN REVOLUTION
Bots stick to certain videos, jacksfilms videos are safe for the most part
Yes, we of the Jackfilm Council are all just clones of Jack himself
“One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children-as is the custom all over the earth. Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.’” - Genesis 19: 31-32 #YIAYbible
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Oh I'm well aware of this
Oh God
More like Genesis 69:420 amirite?
I considered this one myself, but an astute scholar of Christian faith has been summoned before me, so it is apparent. Fair game, old friend. This is not the last time we meet..
4:48 is unironically good advice.
#YIAYbible “Thou shalt not use “thou”, “thy” and “thee” improperly in thine invented bible verses.” YGS 5:7
gomenasorry
i just remebered i had a dream calliope mori was in my fridge like john cena in the fred movies
@@overcast2959 Me too, but it was Ironmouse instead of Calli
@Chip thanks for the tip.
"It ain't that deep, you like feet"
"It means you're in love with your mom"
Wow digging up Tarantino AND Freud for this YIAY? That's gotta be worth at least 50 comedy tokens
Wow, the triple troll/bot squad. You're incredibly lucky, Mr. Man Downstairs! Or incredibly unlucky, depending on how you see it.
@Savetion Ⅻ Why would you say that?
@@lecherouslibrarian9924 its because people who think they are "real"about things and "based" just love to be mean and gain attention. Also they are probably bot
@@pumkin610 100% bot, looking for attention
jack seems to have forgotten that shrek, the greatest franchise of all time, is a dreamworks production
Much 😂
#YIAYbible
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of a donkey and emissions was like that of a horse"
This is an actual bible verse
(looks it up)
damn you weren't kidding.
If this isn't in the episode I riot
@@YourCrazyOverlord if the question doesn’t get made into an episode I riot
@@AliensAreNoobs if the episode doesn't get a movie adaptation I riot
@@AliensAreNoobs can a riot be made up of only 1 person?
“foot fetishists shouldn’t be called tarantinos but tarantintoes”-ezekiel 25-17 #yiaybible
"and with that statement, it became law"
i looked it up and this is something samuel jackson says in pulp fiction~
Ezekiel 25:17 (Dialogue)
Samuel L. Jackson
Track 20 on
Music from the Motion Picture: Pulp Fiction
Jules ritually recites what he describes as a biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before he executes someone. We hear the passage three times-in the introductory sequence in which Jules and Vincent reclaim Marsellus’s briefcase from the doomed Brett; that same recitation a second time, at the beginning of “The Bonnie Situation”, which overlaps the end of the earlier sequence; and in the epilogue at the diner. The exact wording of the passage changes each time Jules dictates it, reflecting an evolution in Jule’s character.
Interestingly, this passage is different from the verse written in the Bible.
[JULES]
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
here is the actual verse Ezekiel 25:17 in niv bible i will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord, when I take vengeance on them.’”~
Out of 1,000 languages in the world you decided to speak facts
"You know Jeff Bezos would throw a kid."
*6 minutes later, the Ring app goes off*
I think he heard that Jack.. watch yourself..
And Adam said:
“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called 'girlboss,’
for she was taken out of malewife.”
-Genesis 2:4 23
#yiayBIBLE
"And as Moses stared into the burning bush, the voice of the LORD said onto him 'Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?' And Moses understood then that he must lead the Jews out of Egypt." -Jon 3:16 #YIAYbible
Seamus Gorman being featured in a YIAY is the crossover I never knew I needed
bezos wouldn't throw a kid, he'd pay someone to throw the kid for his amusement
I agree, Then he would force the kid to work for him until it starves to death
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And laugh maniacally with childlike amusement himself. “Look at that little Amazon slave go” he cries with glee.
Bezos would get one of his workers to throw the child and would not pay them
Good point
And the Lord said unto His people: "People of Duloc! I give you our champion!"
And the people did cheer for He was their Lord.
And the Lord declared to His champions thus: "Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great! and noble quest!"
And the Lord, in His eternal generosity, offered His champions their swamp back exactly the way it was, down to the last slime-covered toadstool.
#YIAYbible
Lmao
I was just gonna ask how our favorite verses could possibly make a funny show. You've answered my question. Thank you.
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"And so, as I carried a league of legends game, a bra-less angel of the Lord brought unto me a sandwich (for which I did not beg) with chips as I got a double kill bot lane." -Ninja 3:16-24 #YIAYbible
#YIAYbible "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" Jackson 3:16
"Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain, but a woman who be shopping is to be praised"
#YIAYbible
"Thou shall not kill unless thou is self-defenced."
-John 10:36 (King James Version)
#YIAYbible
Isn't it "Thou"? Not "Tho"?
@@AJZ0626 ahh shucks
@@CloakerM8 That was such a wholesome response
Jack never stop using these intros, Even though they look like they were made in 2015 but that's I love them! :D
Three spam replies in a row great coordination guys.
Edit: one got deleted oop
@ If you're gonna make a bot at least learn basic english
Colecricks, 20-13
"Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth. I wanna teach kids the Christian truth! If you wanna reach those kids on the street, then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat. I gave my sermon an urban kick, my rhymes are fly, my beats are sick. My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my good ol' pal ol' buddy ol' pal!"
Just the whole book of Job. Such a relaxing read.
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Cody 12×5 - √9 #YIAYbible
Holy shit. Jack, don't stop using these intros.
@thx shut
@thx idc tbh lol
i will personally kill everyone who uses comment bots.
@thx Leave your links in your channel, just gooo! I'll spit on my favourites in the next comment section of YIAY!
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“and shrek informed thy donkey: ogres are like onions, they both have layers”
-garfielditticus 69:2
#YIAYbible
"Jeeezus inc. holds no responsibility for any refusal to get medical aid due to the belief that prayer would substitute it"
disclaimer 5:7
so deep
Add the #YIAYbible
The intros are getting more and more chaotic, jack is slowly devolving into madness.
I love them, that new intro video was awesome. Also wtf, are spam accounts in the comments getting worse or what??
Edit: for context, there were 3 spams under op's comment before I commented
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@@Koichi-Kun
^ nice lol
#yiaybible
And then the lord said onto his son,
“Art thou winning”
Gamers 43:69
"Dude. Are you fucking serious? What the hell is wrong you."
- God to Adam and Eve after eating the forbidden fruit (2:16 probably idk)
#YIAYbible
*My Parents said if I become the most HATED TH-camR with the most HATE comments on my Recent video I will win the prize of the Most HATED YTBER Word RECORD*
My favorite Bible verse is: "Sonic and Mario should get together" said Jesus after he got crossed
S&M 15:16
i wouldn't be mad if that intro was the intro from now on. that was sick!!!
#YIAYbible One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. Romans 14:2 (It's an actual quote)
Hate for vegetarians is biblically accurate. So vegetales is blasphemous?
@@shivasive I think it’s just a metaphor
Lollllll
@@ceoofdinosaurs4276 Bible verses are best when taken completely literally.
HOLY FUCK BRO
I just checked, he right
“The Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary and said she would bear a son and name him Jesus, and that he would one day remove Shrek the Third from the official Shrek canon” - Deuteronomy 3:15
#YIAYbible
HAHAHAHA JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD IS BURNING AND IN PAIN 👹👹👹👹
10:58 that happened to me too- one time, i thought it was thursday four days in a row
we've come full circle. Jack including all the intros made by the community after PewDiePie stole his show then proceeded to do the same brings a tear to my eye
@ "I hate you, you're ugly, you're stupid, I hate you, goodnight get off my show."
- Doctor Phil last I checked
Sorry I messed it up, he really said:
"You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me $200."
- Definitely Doctor Phil
#YIAYbible
The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle
7:42 as a Greek person I can confirm that this happens every day
#YIAYbible
The lord said "Hey Cain, where is your brother Abel?"
Cain:"oh him? I had to beat him with a rock"
God turned to their angel supervisor:"and how long did he do that for?"
Angel:"as long as he was Abel"
Genesis 7:69
Then he ate him.
Becoming a cain-abel
I'll leave now
@@Siennarchist
*Roses are red*
*violets are blue*
*I didnt like that joke*
*l o o k. b e h i n d. y o u.*
#YIAYbible "those who misspell yiay as "yaiy" have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." - leviticus 20:13 if it were good
#YAIYbible
@@theonlyigg4811 you monster
5:56 Hey Stwong Bad, I really like your Johnsmovies costume.
8:01 The fact that this is a picture of an empty room with almost no features, and we ALL know it's Dashcon
*“This is Katana. She’s got my back. I’d advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims. Praise Jebus.”*
~Book of The Self-Flagellation Disciples, 20:16
I’ve been really enjoying these latest yiay episodes. Best ones yet
#YIAYbible
Jesus: Okay guys let’s split the check 13 ways
Stewie Griffin: Hey judus, he had like, 3 margaritas, all you had was a salad
Judus: ‘Stares angrily’
Verse: Family Guy Funny Moments Series 9 | HD compilation
hehe, hey lois, this reminds me of the time I singlehandedly caused the flood of Noahs Ark!
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Jack: "This means you are addicted to..."
Ad: "Femiclear, for female genital herpes symptoms!"
My ad was "I am a transgender woman"
I had no ad, that’s pWetty epic 😎😎😎
Holy shit I'm trans now predicted the damn future
Like this intro. Should bring it back
#YIAYbible
And then, Jesus declared, while on his final moments on the cross:
"AAAAH THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE LET ME DIE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAH"
Dean: "Why does this sound like a goodbye?"
Castiel: "Because it is. I love you."
Dean: "Don't do this Cas. Cas."
Castiel: "Goodbye, Dean."
#YIAYbible
Uh ohhhhh
Noooo it hurts 😭😭😭 I love supernatural so much
The funniest episode of any show ever, oh my god 🤣🤣
“He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” 2 Kings 2:23-24
(i know no one wants a real bible quote, but this is bears eating children)
That man was Jeff Bezos (492 B.C)
"A Jack shalt not lie with a Klondike as he would with an Erin." Leviticus 6:9
“If she is a good friend then she will let you come in the end”
- Master Oogway Section 2:3 #YIAYbible
Hands down, this intro was my favorite out of all of them! The rewind gave me chills the first time I saw it. It was very unexpected.
The weirdest dream I ever had was King Vegeta leading an armed rebellion against sauron. Vegeta commanded an army of grimaces from McDonald’s lore and one of them was armed solely with a pie dish. I was King Vegeta’s Right hand man, and at one point while I was resting my arm on a windowsill, a crocodile jumped out and tried to kill me, but missed and killed Elmo instead. There was also a vulture the spoke Latin, and at one point, marge Simpson appeared in the sky and then disappeared one second later, and never came up for the rest of the dream.
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I had a dream where jack was my dad, and he was constantly disappointed in me for not being funny enough. All his videos switched to just being about how stupid I am and those videos made him the most popular youtuber. All he would do, was follow me around and make one liners about how much of a disappointment I was.
"I say unto thee: open ye not satchels of wine, but vessels full of soft drinks."
Hebrew 2:34
#YIAYBible
Forgot the hashtag bro
@@lemonsmug ?
@@Amity_Oh_Cramity OH NO
@@polyblank73 the #YIAYBible
"Hebrew" isn't a Bible book
#YiayBible
“Jesus grew up in the the state of Philadelphia specifically in the west. He used to play basketball on a playground. Until a couple of guys who were up to know good began to make trouble in his neighborhood. After he got beat up god got scared. He said, “you’re moving with your aunt and your uncle in the safe town of bel air.”
5:1
I love you
LMAOOOOOOOO
#YIAYbible
“For a mortal to be considered ‘cultured’, they must read the manga, have a Reddit and own a gamer PC.”
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
@@user-tp3wr8km1o I love you 😘😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇🥰😘😏😗👌🏻👈🏻
#YIAYbible
24 When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25 Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.
26 When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
1 Samuel 18:24-27
David found the job a lot less difficult when he learned he could kill the Philistines first.
Damn lmfao
If ever there was a YIAY episode I would kill to see the raw footage for, it would be this one
"For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh."
Psalm 38:7
shit the bible actually goes hard huh
The fact that he's actually using the intros is so wholesome lol
Nice bots
Stolen comment that's kinda cringe
"Upon transcending up to heaven, the Lord said to Jesus: Who's your daddy?" - Acts of the Apostrophes 1:34
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
damn guess I can't go to heaven now because my CBT went too far that one night
Fun fact: this is an actual verse from the Bible
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. -Deuteronomy 23:1
Sorry Jack. :( #yiaybible
amen
More like NEUTERONOMY, amirite?
@@aidianon the follow up is just as good.
"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity." Deuteronomy was wild.
@@davudpivac ayyye
Wow, so all trans women who had surgery are excluded. Transphobic much? /j
"More and more I find bathing to be less necessary at times." -Jake Jiyllenhall 25:17
#YIAYbible
The one where a king gets stabbed and poops himself.
"Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it."
(Judges 3:22)
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!* 👎🏽👎🏽🎥🎥🎥🎥
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" - John 3:16 #YIAYbible
I appreciate you're using the fan made intro's I love them
"You know how Jesus is dead?"
"Yeah"
"That's boring, bring him back"
#YIAYbible
@Savetion Ⅻ ahaha 😐
And that was the first but not the last of the studio note for the bible x
Romans 8:12
"For my swag is strong, and will not be deterred." #yiaybible
#yiayBIBLE
psalm 121. It's pretty long, but it always makes me feel warm and loved. I recommend it to anyone going through a tough time, especially you John
“And Christ was crucified, and the Lord looked down upon his son and said ‘haha get rekt loser’” (Corinthians 69:420) #YIAYbible
69 IS A NUMBER NOT A SLANG.
@@barbmcelderry9164 any problem?
turns out the red power ranger is actually symbolism for him being an epic game review channel, and the power ranger shooting him is actually his sick ass outro
@Çhrîstòfér Pêzēt ×82 no you see the power ranger
"And Jesus spoke: 'Whyth do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food'"
-Garfielnesis 7:13
#YIAYbible
#YIAYbible "And thus, as Jacob and his now deceased father, Isaac, were watching over the stars, they saw someone they once knew long ago take shape into the stars, before hearing the last thing their friend ever said ring in their mind one last time. "Mmm yum yum **licks lips** (said verbally) thanks for the Reddit gold, step-bro."" Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
4:3
Unrelated but love the pfp
ayeeee godot pfp nice
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When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve.
21
And while they were eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, there is one impostor among us."
#YIAYbible
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LMAO
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Ezekiel 23:20
#YIAYBible
“And Jesus wept, because He realized there was no undoing his greatest mistake, Jacksfilms” John 11:35
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“In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, ‘Crewmate’ and Among Us characters were revealed, and it was good.”
-Genesis 1:1 #YIAYbible
only human in this reply section!
@@DToTheB I'll stay with you! we can fend them off!
Milosharkey It was not.
Genesis 1:2 "Then out of the darkness Satan appeared disguised as a crewmate. God said that was sus"
*"Jesus is the Impostor: he literally has 'sus' in his name!".*
- Genesus 1:3.
Loving the rotating roster of intros this season
And Jesus accomplished the perfect hang ten, jumping not only the shark, but defying expectations of awesomeness. The disciples asked "how do you accomplish such moves bruh?" Jesus placed a pair of shades on his face and responded "don't know, don't care!"
Dude'o'ronomy 4:20
#YIAYbible
'According to bible statistics, only a small percentage of my readers are actually are part of the religion, so if you like the bible consider joining the religion, its free and you can always leave the religion later.' - Ezekiel 4:12-15. #YIAYbible
*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!*
*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TH-camR!*
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This is well done
I see no one has commented on the specific bible verse I quoted
@@Kyanights309 according to gosd statistics only a small percentage of people watching this are actually going to heavem
This one's a classic.
Genisis 1:6 - 7:
"Then God said: Let there be a dome in the middle of the waters, to separate one body of water from the other. God made the dome, and it separated the water below the dome from the water above the dome. And so it happened."
Had to break out my NAB for this one, Jack.
#YIAYbible
The earth is a dome. Change my mind.
The fact that he's actually using the intros is so wholesome
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@Bruh Bruh kindly, no actually PKEASE SHUT UP
WHY ARE THEFE SO MANY FICKING BOTS IN THE REPLIES OMFG
If you're a bot your father went to get milk
Psalm 32:4
"Blessed is he who forsakes his possessions, for he is the swag of the Earth" #yiaybible
I don't remember my dreams often, but when I do remember them after waking up I'm usually able to tell exactly what I was thinking and talking about the day before that led to certain things happening in the dream. Even if the dream is really weird, if I think about it, it always relates to the previous day, how I'm feeling, or some past event that has been important in my life which makes sense because dreams are our brains way of processing information.
#YIAYbible
‘And he who writes it YAIY whished hell unto himself, but he who writes it YIAY... still won’t get picked.’