Bottom - Richie's Cringeworthy chat up lines! Rik Mayall BBC TV Comedy

0:30 What a charming blouse you've got on
0:20 But O But O But O O But O
Do you use Timotei?
So, Little Baby, What might your little name be today ?
Do you like to take people's underpants off with your teeth?
Are you a page three girl?
Come back to my place cause we're going to have it off
May I say how attractive you look in that short summer frock
It's funny but in the short time I've known you I've fallen head over heels in love with you

[@deb-1558]

I miss Rik Mayall 😢 My favourite comedian

[@nelsonhibbert5267]

Do you like to take peoples underpants off with your teeth?

[@kid--presentable]

I have been using these lines since the early 00s

[@garyturner5739]

Are you still single?

[@kid--presentable]

@@garyturner5739 thankfully no lol

[@SAMTYLER1974]

Been a really shitty day but despite all that I’m sat here at nearly midnight smiling and chuckling like I used to. Thanks Rik, you’ll never understand how truly special you were and still are to me. Now it’s time to sod off to bed! x

[@ragingpagan8847]

He’s also tells a smashing story about a pair of trousers that live in a forest “GAS MAN!”

[@kid--presentable]

Called dave

[@snacklepussPSN]

In a forest Far Far away, there lived some trousers called Dave😂😂😂

[@redmondo42]

There we are. Three mugs of .... steaming cold tea

[@cymro6537]

3:17 Robert Llywellyn - 'Kryten' in Red Dwarf

[@fionahairdresser]

I've been on dates like this.

[@redmondo42]

That's a smashing blouse you have on

[@fionahairdresser]

@@redmondo42 I need to up my blouse game.

[@kid--presentable]

So little baby what might your name be today

[@UnderAGlassMetropolis]

What a charming, smashing blouse you have on.

[@hellooohowareudoing]

Do you like to take people's underpants off with your teeth?

[@purplez4785]

his little face when he says he wears a jjumper 🥰

[@justinf1343]

I have to remind myself not to be eating or drinking when I watch Bottom, it cracks me up so much, that I'll end up choking one day. Best comedy series ever. Richie was such a loser 🤣🤣

[@garyturner5739]

I've got all the three of the series on DVD.

[@alexwatson5507]

“Hi Bird, My, what a smashing blouse you have on"

[@SanjayStiltskin]

I was feeling sad a few minutes ago. This cheered me right up 😅😅

[@miketaverner4451]

A great loss to us all

[@philliplewis-pm1ln]

a pair of mad bastards

[@Hacienda_27]

"Tell Me, do you use Timotei ?"

[@snacklepussPSN]

Richie. The only manic comedian I know who could turn "getting bunged out" into a meaningful sexy double entendre.

[@Beanie1984]

Nearly pissed myself when I spotted Kryten

[@JNL68]

Barmaid is Saffy from Absolutely Fabulous

[@EricaNernie]

"I haven't got time to grow a beard!".

[@CarlySmith001]

😃😃😃

[@tomnewberry6452]

Bottom fan t shirts
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[@alexm9718]

Fucking hilarious