@@TonysMusic1974 there's a difference between telling political jokes and then pushing out a political agenda and forcing it on your viewers. Jay would never push his views on his audience. He made fun of everyone.
It was funny. I didn’t watch Leno. I was always tuned into Letterman but I have seen Leno do some funny segments. I’m not sure what it is, he just doesn’t seem like a cool dude.
I know! I lost it when I saw that one! Everyone else who was in the same room as me asked me what I was laughing so hard at, so I showed it to them! Oh, the crazy things that you will find at a 99 cent store! Luckily, I've never seen any of these!
+19TheFallen I remember: The VERY FIRST ONE opened in Seattle, in 1991. My friends and I thought that it was neat that everything in it cost 99 cents. We also joked that the store used to be open in Bothell, but they relocated because they were sick of everybody's asking "how much does this cost?" 🤔
@@Ervinabrahamian hmm think you've got it wrong I was calling out the other guy for calling trump supporters hillbillies, I voted for trump don't know why you think I'm a sleepy Joe fan?
Agree w/@N B ... America, _all_ of America, wants to get a few laughs at the end of the day; we don't need an hour of uber-leftist propaganda like we get now. "You had one job" ... to steal a phrase.
'No political talk' these days translates to 'No Trump jokes'. Trump and his cult members are the biggest snowflakes around. Can you imagine their reaction if Obama had tweeted things like 'PRESIDENTIAL HARRASMENT' every time Trump went after him with racist lies. Sad.
Store items were funny, as were headlines, and jaywalking. I grew up watching Johnny Carson as host, but Leno was funny too. I recall when Leno had black hair and did standup comedy. Both men seemed to be nice and humble, if anyone had met them in person.
+Junk Mail Did You Know; that George Washington's presidential speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long!!!!!........do you know why George Washington's speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long???
Jay walking was the best. He asked a girl, who was a college graduate, who the president of the United states was. She didn't know, she said I don't follow politics.
Jay’s genius was in his timing. He knew exactly when to trail off, when to get louder, what to emphasize. Love it when he reads “Engrish” out loud. These still make me laugh.
Man “headlines” was the best part of the week! So halarious. Better than most of the skits he did and better than some actor trying to sell me on his latest movie. I can’t believe this stuff got green lit lol
Because a woman who is not a virgin is called a slut or a skank or a whore. A man who is not a virgin is just called lucky. What hypocritical pieces of shit some men are.
@@paulatiredofthisshit And a woman who lumps all men together is not being fair. Not all men are lascivious, pussy-grabbing assholes, like our president.
The blocks must have been labeled in China. They think a carrot is a radish. Hippocampus is Greek for seahorse. A part of the human brain is shaped like a seahorse, so it is also called hippocampus. Also, the "shrimp" is a crawfish.
In a word......syntax. You can always tell when something is "made-in-china". English can be tricky, even as a first language.Oh well,refining the products final package would just drive up the retail $. Besides,wouldn`t be funny.
@Comedy Room the difference between Johnny Carson and today's late night hosts, is Johnny said in an interview with I believe it was Dan Wrather that it is not the place of a comedian to take political sides. Only to entertain. When late night TV hosts are meeting with political parties to create "comical" banter (that's the same every night) of Russia, impeachment, Stormy Daniels, All of which have failed to be true by the way, it fails to be funny to anyone that isn't stuck in group think and needs Facebook or CNN or late-night comedy to give them their opinions on politics.
Neat tonight show ever. Best monologue by far, great segments and Jay is super good at what he does. Conan comes second and everyone else isn’t worth watching
Kind of depends on your age. Leno did a good job, but those of us with some decades packed on preferred Carson. Those with more decades than I have preferred Steve Allen or Jack Paar.
Leno was great, but so was Carson. He and Jack Webb did about the funniest thing I"ve ever seen, "The Copper Clapper Caper" th-cam.com/video/cjquGpmgwOo/w-d-xo.html
I up-voted your comment, because I did like Jay Leno ... but I would only add to your comment to say that Johnny Carson was the TRUE King of the Tonight Show.
I remember when Jay was on with these skits. True comedy comes from everyday events and people we all know and see. What makes this segment work is Jay's enhanced comments AFTER the gag. Worth the price of admission.
@@LearnAboutFlow People need to stop being so serious about every little thing. I'm German. I've heard all the jokes about my race since WWII and I have thick enough skin to get past it. If you don't, you will dwell in misery your whole life. A twirp is a fucked up nerd ball idiot. It fits you to a T!!!!
@@LearnAboutFlow I may be of German decent, but I'm no German. The argument here between you and I is possessing a sense of humor. Sure, some humor my a hurt but if it's done without malice, then it's acceptable. What you and people like you with your PC bullshit want to kill humor if you don't like the joke content. Soon, we won't be able to joke about anything. God gave us a sense of humor to use when we are stressed or even hurt. It's a avenue of release. But YOU will never have that basic human tool because you have ruined your ability due to your bitching about everything you don't like and what is worse is your trying to kill other people's humor dropping the race card, the homophoic card, any card that suits your narrow mind. You are one pathetic person masking as a would-be American of which you will never be. I support Donald Trump. And you support Joe Biden. THAT alone tells you how fucked up and dangerous to our country people like you really are.
@@themarriedcouple9924 yes, Trump 2020!! Because >200,000 dead aren't enough! Because any day now, that check from Mexico will come to pay for the wall! Because it's great that the deficit is the highest it's ever been in US history!! You Trumptards are the stupidest fucks on the planet! The whole world laughs at you 😂😂😂
@@pyritepirate4835 Liberal checklist: 1) Call all Trump supporters "stupid fucks" 2) Refuse to gather facts/truth 3) Blame everything on the President 4) Make sure to say that THEY are the laughing stock, not YOU to cover up your anger and insecurities. 😄🇺🇲❤ Love you too! Trump landslide!!! Nov 3 baby!!!! Hahaha 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Fallon giggles like a little girl. I think we should tie terrorists to a chair, tape their eyes open, and subject them to 5 hours of Fallon. They’d be pleading for the opportunity to confess.
5:30 may be because a lot of languages use a word like “preservative” to mean “condom” (e.g. présérvatif in French) and a word like “conservative” is the actual word for “preservative” in English.
The golden age of late night TV were the years when we had Leno, Letterman and Conan all at the same time. We didnt know how spoiled we were back then, but looking at late night TV now we see how amazing those years were.
Jay is so funny. Can still make me go to tears with laughter. Miss him.
When late night didn't suck.
Fallon sucks not funny never
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard! Thanks Jay for entertaining us.
Pure comedy, no double talk, hilariously funny and everybody can relax and enjoy on late night. Thank you Jay
What a loss when jay retired! He was the best and a great comedian!
I'll take Johnny Carson
@@markkracht2089 No on gives a shit about your preferences.
involuntary retirement
He didn't Retire!!!
They SWITCHED him
loved watching jay Leno always had a great show.
Hilarious with no agenda, pure comedy.
He is not shy to beat a joke to death . Repeat 3 times . nextjokeRepeat3times etcetcetc...
Heh. Yeah, sometimes, what the hell, as long as you still get laughs...
Up next, Barrack Obama.... wait, what?!
Jay Leno made political jokes all the time. This was just a good segment. Colbert does non-political segments all the time. Stop being so angry.
@@TonysMusic1974 there's a difference between telling political jokes and then pushing out a political agenda and forcing it on your viewers. Jay would never push his views on his audience. He made fun of everyone.
THERE WAS NO ONE LIKE JAY🕊🇺🇲💕
The best. No suprise that he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld.
The products are funny but it's Leno's assessment that makes it work. That is some funny shit.
This was one of the funnier 99 cent store segments that aired. lol
It was funny. I didn’t watch Leno. I was always tuned into Letterman but I have seen Leno do some funny segments. I’m not sure what it is, he just doesn’t seem like a cool dude.
I feel the same way about Letterman...
Great days they were. Simpler times.
I always love hearing Kevin laugh
I always loved his creativity
The 99 cent store was a great bit. There were fairly many of them. Like Headlines, I wish people would post more of them.
John Fugazzi they dont exist anymore??
The pencil sharpener was funny as hell! Here kitty kitty.
I know! I lost it when I saw that one! Everyone else who was in the same room as me asked me what I was laughing so hard at, so I showed it to them! Oh, the crazy things that you will find at a 99 cent store! Luckily, I've never seen any of these!
+19TheFallen
I remember: The VERY FIRST ONE opened in Seattle, in 1991. My friends and I thought that it was neat that everything in it cost 99 cents.
We also joked that the store used to be open in Bothell, but they relocated because they were sick of everybody's asking "how much does this cost?"
🤔
*hiss*
So asian lol
When late night TV was actually funny!
@The Algonquin Awww hurt Trump supporter uh? How is American farmers doing now China refused to buy American crap?
@@Boaz833 "Cousin humping hillbilly" it's idiots like you that are destroying America.
@@samanbalal824 Go eat some keerekhar Saman
@@Ervinabrahamian hmm think you've got it wrong I was calling out the other guy for calling trump supporters hillbillies, I voted for trump don't know why you think I'm a sleepy Joe fan?
@@karldilkington8802 Whoops, overlooked the quotation marks! My bad brother
The best host ever.please come back!
Been watching Leno on here for the past couple weeks. Miss these days when I was like 13
No political talk. Just things everyone can laugh at. I forgot what that was like.
Agree w/@N B ... America, _all_ of America, wants to get a few laughs at the end of the day; we don't need an hour of uber-leftist propaganda like we get now.
"You had one job" ... to steal a phrase.
Poor snowflakes
@@TheJester39 what is your education justin?
...after commercials, Barack Obama
'No political talk' these days translates to 'No Trump jokes'. Trump and his cult members are the biggest snowflakes around.
Can you imagine their reaction if Obama had tweeted things like 'PRESIDENTIAL HARRASMENT' every time Trump went after him with racist lies. Sad.
I really miss Jay Leno! He's hilarious!
Store items were funny, as were headlines, and jaywalking. I grew up watching Johnny Carson as host, but Leno was funny too. I recall when Leno had black hair and did standup comedy. Both men seemed to be nice and humble, if anyone had met them in person.
Even so, he’s stiles still hot and hasn’t lost the sense of humor
!😅😅
I loved the bad English translations that used to come from China.
Used to? They still do.
Hilarious!!!!!! Love it thanks for posting needed a good laugh today
He was the best he is missed very much
R.I.P.: "The (Real) Tonight Show with Jay Leno. ;(
Searchmeister The show's guest star was "senator" Barak Obama. Who would have known
+Searchmeister Colon, then comma, then frown.
:'(
right. who would have thought he would become president.
RIP = Role in Presidency
+Junk Mail Did You Know; that George Washington's presidential speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long!!!!!........do you know why George Washington's speech was only 2 1/2 minutes long???
+he chit why?
Kevin Eubanks laugh always cracked me up😅
Agree ... I _love_ to hear him laugh.
rocknroller 77: YES!
@socal rocks probably
Same!
@@josephgaviota the way his voice actually shook with laughter when he said "what does that mean" lmao
Jay was excellent miss him a lot. There's nothing like Kevin Eubanks laugh.
I miss Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks!
I lost it at “¡Feliz Navidad!” sympathy card.
I miss The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno. Used to watch it as a kid growing up. The 99 Cent Store and Headlines were my favorite segments.
I found Jimmy Fallon's book at the 99 cent store. AHAHAHA
Did they really expect someone to pay a whole 99 cents for that book???????????
Judith Yugar maybe you can use it to prop up something or extra fuel in a fireplace seems like it a good idea
I seen "it's good to be gronk"
wow!!!!!
Believe it or not, many years ago I bought Jay Leno's "Headlines" book at the Dollar General for .25.
Sad to see how far "The Tonight Show" has fallen after Leno left.
Fallon is a pathetic downgrade over Leno who I think is a genuine comedic legend.
Why does Fallon think everything everyone says is hilarious?
There's a reason why Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld are best friends.
You should have seen Johnny Carson!!
@@TimothyReeves I did. Saw Letterman. Still like Conan. None faster or funnier than Jay Leno.
1:49 The delivery of "family hacksaw" is funny!
I loved Leno's 99 cent store and Jaywalking skits.
The most political part was the "no conservatives" joke which was hilarious - I miss late night comedy that wasn't 100% about politics.
I guess you don't remember the opening monologues, I remember all he did was talk about how dumb Bush was.
@@Killacorn talking about this clip only. Of course I remember. There was so much material to utilize.
@@doctorbeanis yes you're all right 🍻
Don't like political humor, don't watch it. Fox is waiting for you.
Aw someone is a triggered snowflake.
A late night comedy sketch with no forced Trump joke, so refreshing.
0:39 No Trump joke but a gay joke 😁
Trump was a TERRIBLE President!
that Superman thing is only 99 cents, that's cheap!!!!! ide buy it
he chit Once it’s out of the box kids will have no idea. I had some Toys like that when I was a kid.
I'd buy that for a Dollar. 🦸♂️
To think he bought an entire car collection doing this. At least something good came out of it, now we have Jay Leno's garage.
The "family hacksaw". Lol
Thanks for posting.
I never thought I'd miss Leno.
Steve Allen, jack paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, who did I miss
"The Family Hacksaw" made me almost piss
If talk shows were still like this I would watch them.
Kevin Eubanks:”aw yeah jay hahahahahahahahaha!”
Cracks me up everytime i watch it 🤣
Remember that 99¢ stores used to be for fun & weird stuff like this? And now they are for basic staples of life?
What?
why would you ever complain about that lol
I dont get it.
There's a place called Daiso near me, Japanese 99 cent store and you always find ridiculous stuff like this
jay you rock
I always knew Superman was on the down low thanks 99 cents store lol
Speaking of ninety-nine cents, let's bring out our first guest...
Jay walking was the best. He asked a girl, who was a college graduate, who the president of the United states was. She didn't know, she said I don't follow politics.
I wish I didn’t know lol
Miss Jay so much
Jay’s genius was in his timing. He knew exactly when to trail off, when to get louder, what to emphasize. Love it when he reads “Engrish” out loud. These still make me laugh.
Feliz Navidad!
Leno was way better than clowns on now. All of them.
I agree
Man “headlines” was the best part of the week! So halarious. Better than most of the skits he did and better than some actor trying to sell me on his latest movie. I can’t believe this stuff got green lit lol
Virginity Soap. I think that's one hell of a buy for under a buck. Also known as Skank-Away.
+Clay Loomis I tried it. It doesn't work.
All I can say is, if you're in prison, don't drop it... or else you'll no longer be a virgin, REAL fast! :-)
Or,Ho-Glo. New and improved-washes away shame And herpes !
Because a woman who is not a virgin is called a slut or a skank or a whore. A man who is not a virgin is just called lucky. What hypocritical pieces of shit some men are.
@@paulatiredofthisshit And a woman who lumps all men together is not being fair. Not all men are lascivious, pussy-grabbing assholes, like our president.
The blocks must have been labeled in China. They think a carrot is a radish. Hippocampus is Greek for seahorse. A part of the human brain is shaped like a seahorse, so it is also called hippocampus. Also, the "shrimp" is a crawfish.
Wow a 99 cent do it yourself divorce kit lmao !
Oh just buy the family hatchet, is way quicker
MrTruth111 lol don’t give me any ideas jk
I saw that here next to the .99 will
The best part is when it ends before Barack Obama comes on.
The Obamas books are also at the .99 cent store~
@@terrythomas790 Not worth it
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.
The funniest late night bit I've seen in the last, well 9 years.
Moral of the story:
N is for Nabs and B is for Beer.
I would joke around during high school and call one of my friends a nab.
Superman's former lover was Louis Silk. And apparently, he had another male friend and a child the....LOL
In a word......syntax. You can always tell when something is "made-in-china". English can be tricky, even as a first language.Oh well,refining the products final package would just drive up the retail $. Besides,wouldn`t be funny.
That shit was hilarious, I'd buy that thing.🤣
lmaooooo
me and my generation grew up with Carson and Leno. true professionals. the clowns on late night now, strictly amateurs
@Comedy Room the difference between Johnny Carson and today's late night hosts, is Johnny said in an interview with I believe it was Dan Wrather that it is not the place of a comedian to take political sides. Only to entertain.
When late night TV hosts are meeting with political parties to create "comical" banter (that's the same every night) of Russia, impeachment, Stormy Daniels, All of which have failed to be true by the way, it fails to be funny to anyone that isn't stuck in group think and needs Facebook or CNN or late-night comedy to give them their opinions on politics.
Leno never compared to Carson.
Comedy Room watch more comedy. Leno wasn’t on in the 60s.
Puppets are more like it
So true
back when comedians were funny. love it.
LENO!!! Those bears have permanently scarred me for life and all times 🐻
Awesome
Neat tonight show ever. Best monologue by far, great segments and Jay is super good at what he does. Conan comes second and everyone else isn’t worth watching
Never liked Conan. Guy was a child pretending to be an adult.
Thanks for upload
"Hey honey, wanna go baste the turkey? " ^^
Beer blocks lmao
Bahaha!!
Honey : No gobbler tonight I have a headache.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just as the real Bond is Sean Connery, the real Tonight Show is Jay Leno. He cannot be replaced.
Kind of depends on your age. Leno did a good job, but those of us with some decades packed on preferred Carson. Those with more decades than I have preferred Steve Allen or Jack Paar.
Leno was great, but so was Carson. He and Jack Webb did about the funniest thing I"ve ever seen, "The Copper Clapper Caper" th-cam.com/video/cjquGpmgwOo/w-d-xo.html
I up-voted your comment, because I did like Jay Leno ... but I would only add to your comment to say that Johnny Carson was the TRUE King of the Tonight Show.
Yes, Leno was not bad, rate him #3. Carson and Steve Allen were both much funnier and more innovative.
Carson was Connery. Leno was Lazenby.
Forget the hype, his ratings were higher than Letterman, and he was funnier. Still at stand-up, very talented.
He really got me with the Turkey baster...shit I should be trying to get back to sleep...I'm so bad....but I haven't laughed like that in a while!
RIP comedy. Now we just have demagogues like cry baby Kemmel.
Don't forget the crybaby president. Witch hunt waaawawawaaaa! But Hillary did bad stuff too!!! Wahhhh
Can we get off topic and become hateful?
Because he calls out Trump and his braindead sheep followers?
@uh wot You're like 12. Shut the fuck up and let adults talk.
Yeah Leno’s a pure genius here showing things people sent him....
Re-returned 😂
I remember when Jay was on with these skits. True comedy comes from everyday events and people we all know and see. What makes this segment work is Jay's enhanced comments AFTER the gag. Worth the price of admission.
@@LearnAboutFlow It's called a sense of humor. You should get one. BTW America has lost hers because of twirps like YOU.
@@LearnAboutFlow People need to stop being so serious about every little thing. I'm German. I've heard all the jokes about my race since WWII and I have thick enough skin to get past it. If you don't, you will dwell in misery your whole life. A twirp is a fucked up nerd ball idiot. It fits you to a T!!!!
@@LearnAboutFlow I may be of German decent, but I'm no German. The argument here between you and I is possessing a sense of humor. Sure, some humor my a hurt but if it's done without malice, then it's acceptable. What you and people like you with your PC bullshit want to kill humor if you don't like the joke content. Soon, we won't be able to joke about anything. God gave us a sense of humor to use when we are stressed or even hurt. It's a avenue of release. But YOU will never have that basic human tool because you have ruined your ability due to your bitching about everything you don't like and what is worse is your trying to kill other people's humor dropping the race card, the homophoic card, any card that suits your narrow mind. You are one pathetic person masking as a would-be American of which you will never be. I support Donald Trump. And you support Joe Biden. THAT alone tells you how fucked up and dangerous to our country people like you really are.
He's so awesome
I totally forgot about the 99 cent bit
"Speaking of .99 cents... we'll be right back with senator barack o'bama!"
Hahahahaha!!!! Trump 2020 baby!! 🇺🇲😊
@@themarriedcouple9924 yes, Trump 2020!! Because >200,000 dead aren't enough! Because any day now, that check from Mexico will come to pay for the wall! Because it's great that the deficit is the highest it's ever been in US history!! You Trumptards are the stupidest fucks on the planet! The whole world laughs at you 😂😂😂
@@pyritepirate4835 Liberal checklist:
1) Call all Trump supporters "stupid fucks"
2) Refuse to gather facts/truth
3) Blame everything on the President
4) Make sure to say that THEY are the laughing stock, not YOU to cover up your anger and insecurities.
😄🇺🇲❤ Love you too! Trump landslide!!! Nov 3 baby!!!! Hahaha 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@@themarriedcouple9924 So when did O'bama become Irish?! you SF. Strawman act has run it's course, get a new shtick!
I miss me some Jay Leno late night comedy. I’d watch everything that preceded the guests. Pure genius, not no damn Fallon.
Fallon giggles like a little girl. I think we should tie terrorists to a chair, tape their eyes open, and subject them to 5 hours of Fallon. They’d be pleading for the opportunity to confess.
I miss his show.
Some products in 99cent stores, I still buy in 2021 and still use them.
5:30 may be because a lot of languages use a word like “preservative” to mean “condom” (e.g. présérvatif in French) and a word like “conservative” is the actual word for “preservative” in English.
Bring back Leno. Fallon stinks.
Leno is having WAY too much fun playing with cars.
And how bout The Hate Show with that Steve guy.
I can smell him from here.
They’re both hacks
Well, I'll take Fallon over Hillary any day!… wait a minute…
Jay is missed today on nbc
N is for Nabs and B is for Beer
Oh how I miss Jay Leno
That Superman had me rolling 😂
2019 - We miss you Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best!
Leno was the best, started watching after he left but that sure didn't last long. Now at least I get more sleep!
I liked Kevin Eubanks infectious laugh!
The golden age of late night TV were the years when we had Leno, Letterman and Conan all at the same time. We didnt know how spoiled we were back then, but looking at late night TV now we see how amazing those years were.
Always my favorite part of the show...I love when conan did it also..
Late night TV just isn't the same without Jay Leno.
Not even close. He was the best.
I used to love these segments 💯😂
I would go crazy in a all 99 cent store!!
2:45 - Oh, NOW I understand the movie. THANKS 99 cent store.
I loved the 99 Cent Store bit.
So nostalgic for the 90s
The blindfold is clearly meant for when you are taking a nap in your car, which is common in Asia.
David Weber : Thank God........I was afraid someone drive while wearing one.
I always assumed they had blindfolds on while driving everytime they merged