The Pengest Munch Ep. 8: Miami Fried Chicken (East Croydon)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2024
- Man finally went Southside of that river! But it weren't Morley's yet . I'd like to formally apologize for not cleaning the flesh off the bone, but they were looking too reckless to even attempt. I'm not looking to get bodied for a review; that being said, I rated it on its pengness (assuming it was fully cooked). But I've said enough! Enjoy the ting and stay locked in for new tings dropping soonish.
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These are actually ridiculously well edited.
Nothing is worth going to Croydon to for.
julius vidal you get a nice drop of crack round dem ends fam
julius vidal
I remember Boris fucking Johnson said Croydon is the best place in London... Fuck off
Steelpoo even weed is cheaper in Peckham lol, 1.5 for a tenner lol
fam boxparx is tasty. bare expensive tho
ikea?
For all you feeling some type of way about me turfing guys who beg for selfie's, I'll say it now. A couple weeks ago, I would have turfed you with twice the savagery, so if I say "nah I don't do photos like that", just know I'm being merciful. Feel free to holla and chat, but I beg you don't harass me for pictures.
Chicken Connoisseur respect
Chicken Connoisseur my g, I'll let fly kick me
Chicken Connoisseur well said
Godfather08 lol
Well explained to these fuck kids.
Fucking love this guy - talks proper English like the English gent he is, with the perfect amount of slang to make it funny
Steve Davis Umm, thats just normal english slang he's using, it seems like he's talking propper english but only cause of his accent.
Steve Davis he's not speak standard English.
That's London Ebonics, hardly proper.
ThePleb Well its a step away from this 'jafaican' stuff you hear English people talking in the inner city because people think its cool, even though they're not even from the carribbean. People will follow trends. This guy is a trend.
ThePleb 'London ebonics'?!!😂😂😂😂😂
London ebonics what a joker
This guy is a mix between Big Shaq and Gordon Ramsey
WHERE'S THE BURGER SAUCE!
Big Ramsey
*black 5 star chef entered the chat*
Fr
Not Me way too young
Swear to God, after 50 of these I'll know enough slang to fit in like a true Londoner
swear down?
Nah man, I've lived london my whole life and I still have to decipher this shit. Love it really though
Why are you guys arguing over shit that doesn't matter at all? Chill out
loool anyone who brings up IQ online is never as smart as they think they are. sorry to tell you but this is the truth fam
The 'Triple A' Übermensch your view on people using slang is warped, ppl use slang coz they can, and it shows your up to date with things, when u just don't care about it like you, you end up being wierd
Apparently eating fillet burgers and wings is the new key to anti-ageing.
9000 he is 23 he looks 10 ikr wtf
@@johnisaacburns7260 no he looks 13 going out on a school night wearing a suit
He looks 13 is he generally 23?
@@upthevillatv9366 hes 26
Black don't crack
Man wiped his mouth with lettuce u no 😂😂
Alieee that had me popping 😂😂
DONNELL that's gross misconduct
zee7379 😭😭😭😭😭😭 rotfl gross misconduct you know
Trey Troy xD 😁😂😂😂😂😂
DONNELL levels !
His body:
5%beef
1%vegetables
4%sheep
90%CHICKEN
he is 100% burger dem dem dem
Bruh chips are a vegetable!
70 percent water
DaBestKingAdan nah Miranda strawberry instead
@@kalashnikov7170 0.1% water
110% Miranda strawberry
30000% burger dem dem dem wagwan piff Peng fam
Whenever he walks into a shop from now on, bossman is gonna panic
bossman needs to panic unless bossman is in morleys
PvP Jack he isn't in school
PvP Jack he's like 23 g 😂
a?
PvP Jack hes 23 year old. whatchu talking bout willis?
That 3 star hygiene rating 😂 Better hygiene but worse wings at ours!
Big Man ain't feelin it
That's how you know the place is legit
Yeah, when I see saw those three stars, I knew that burger was gonna be on point.
Hand gang
you know you're balling when you accept the 1.85 charge
Install a Friend I wouldn't even do that if I was balling,there's free cash points left right and centre lol.
Rich or not man wouldn't even accept the 50p violation fuck dat
2:48 Why is man cleaning his mouth with lettuce 😂
Flavour dem
Hit or miss
@@vaymxn3074 it weren't no mayonnaise 🤣🤣🤣
@@vaymxn3074 do you even have taste buds
500th like
'bossman what kind of arrangement is this'
😂😂😂😂
Shakespear couldn't have said it better
MR Flarg if Shakespeare was alive he defiantly would have coined 'bossman'. I'm sure of it.
minidashman no
minidashman mad Ting
Up in the Dunya
Yeah, it's crazy in the dunya
It is the arabic/Islamic term for 'Earth' or this world
I'mma buy chicken for the whole of Dunya.
Ulfric Stormcloak jarl balgruf is up in the dunya
Nope, I read in an interview that the clothes he wears in his videos are his church clothes.
Lol he's basically Ofsted for chicken shops😂😂😂
lmao lol man said Ofsted uno
mobakombo Bakombo ofsted 😂😂😂😂 dead
Lmao!!
mobakombo Bakombo ofchick
mobakombo Bakombo Exactly lol
Peng and dead at the same time, this place be schrodingers chicken shop
Its changed now i live near it its lengggg
Louie Hamilton what?
@@Anteater23 i live near this chicken shop about 10 mins away
They got closed down they reopened now and the food tastes leng
Louie Hamilton leng?
@@Anteater23 its the same as peng where im from in uk thats how you say it
Man finally went Southside of that river! But it weren't Morley's yet . I'd like to formally apologize for not cleaning the flesh off the bone, but they were looking too reckless to even attempt. I'm not looking to get bodied for a review; that being said, I rated it on its pengness (assuming it was fully cooked). But I've said enough! Enjoy the ting and stay locked in for new tings dropping soonish.
Sive thanks for writing out the info box 📦 that probably took five minutes of ur time WARNING ⚠️ I'm totally not being SHADY 😉
Sive morten, mive sorten
DUNKNO
I was not expecting sive to be here
i dont even live in england. I just watch these videos for the editing
George Come to England, its well banging...
+VMelt Fuck off and dont watch then lol
good edits
VMelt Na mate, you just wet mate.
VMelt Englands dead where you live in Emmerdale but Londons live
his 500k special should be him going to the kfc👌
Angelo yas
Angelo and his 1 mill special should be nandos
>nandos
>fried chicken
Nah fam, he should head Sainsbury's and pick up that pre-cooked fried chicken meal
I am on every Fifa channel Thats not fried chicken. No thanks.
I get really bad shits after KFC
'if there's do do on the floor there's do do on the floor fam'
-Chicken Conosuir 2017
Kieran Hobday 2016 look in bio what it say 23 December 2016
"Chicken Conosuir" - Kieran Hobday 2017
*doo-doo
You ain’t in top English mate
Volkov LMFAOoa
Still a SAVAGE with these videos. As for fans and pics, that comes with THIS territory. The more you deny those that support how you move in these streets, the faster your decline will happen.....I understand the joys of wanting to be left alone but we sacrifice that want once we place ourselves on a public platform such as TH-cam. Ol boy at the end is only the beginning of what is to come your way. Keep hustlin' but also remember, the more you reject the people.....The faster they will start to reject you.
Daym Drops so true dayms where it's at for the official reviews 👌🏻
Daym Drops
*GTFOH* with your unctuous sanctimonious drivel. 😂😂😂
If he doesn't want a photo with a random FUCK 'EM. And if they unsubscribe and stop being a *fanatic* SO WHAT, next!!
Daym Drops nah, rejecting pictures is not the same as rejecting people :/
He's rejecting selfies, I'm sure boss man is bless if you treat him normal so get fucked daym
The man didn't like his approach, which is his right. He then goes and says specifically what not to do when u approach him.
He has a standard and he makes it clear so that if u really fuck with him proper, he will be able to tell.
I've seen every episode 20 times now
Ahmed Shah truss
Ahmed Shah sme
Ikr this nigga needs to upload everyday not every week 😑
1dogissky EVERYDAY R U FR HE NEEDS TO EDIT AND HAVE RESTS
Little Tate nah fam
2:48 kid uses lettuce as a fuckin napkin lol
Schindlers fist he is 21
aashish chauhan Good for him...
he is 23 not 21!!!
Lool
He's 23 years old, not a kid.
"This machine charges £1.85 for debit card withdrawals"
"Sheggry" 🤣🤣🤣
You just know bossman has that 1.85 linked to his earnings
Buy me a chicken meal or I'm revealing your real age, you've got 24 hours fam
THEBOYWONDER hes 14
THEBOYWONDER he is 23 yrs old lol maud
Tshan Barnes trust me
Wrong! He is 224yrs old.
Come meet me at Sam's Chicken in Croydon fam, at 20:00. I'll buy you the pengest ting uno.
I've never clicked on a video so fast
Aquia same here
Aquia same 😂
Aquia same
Aquia I'm legit watching ur likes rise up every minute by like 20
SAME!!
WINGS AND DAT
Mr.Bean how
Mr.Bean what is clickbait about his titles
Mr.Bean but what part is clickbait?
iHazCarrot Hype
well you're fucking stupid
"If there's doodoo on the floor , there's doodoo on the floor. Real talk" 😂
MY GUY USING LETTUCE FOR A NAPKIN, WHAT TYPE OF SAVAGERY AM I WITNESSING
The maddest thing is that these dons put that 3* hygiene rating on the front of the shop like its something to be proud of lol
Vince every food shop have to put the food rating you idiot....smh.
Ola-soul funny I'm a law student and I don't know why you're crying looool, your pops work in the chicken shop or something?
Vince law student my ass 😂😂😂😂 bet got dropped from the course in the first if you make retarded comments such as this lmao. idiot said he's a law student ya na. 😭
Ola-soul Masters actually haha while your walking around chicken shops making sure their hygiene rating is being displayed on their windows like a good little boy
Ola-soul looool grown man using words like spastic baboon uno haha damn. And lol you crazy if you think I'ma tell you bout my life on here. I aint as stupid as you g and I ain't gotta prove shit to you haha but you can think what you want whatever helps you sleep at night boy
Burger dem dem dem dem
lol
Legit was scrolling through comments and came across this one as he said it😂😂😂
This guy is gonna his puberty when he’s on his death bed
Hes like 25 ya know 😂
@@abirmawi2808 That's the joke
@@absarmstrong yeah I just realised 😂
@@absarmstrong Hello there!
@@mikailallison7739 General Me! You are a bold one
One word. MORLEYS. South Londoners should know. South Norwood or Brixton
Mr Droplip yeahhh
Mr Droplip baitess plays in south
Mr Droplip you know👌🏻
Mr Droplip morleys are the best he should go to bbrixton
or chicken cottage
Best channel on TH-cam, ever. Genius.
JazzaOfficial I only watch this and Half in the Bag. :-)
Michael Mordecai do you know what the name of the song is?
JazzaOfficial Arsenal fan TV especially after a loss piss on this
D Sho very good point, who do you support?
JazzaOfficial grew up very far from UK but I have always lived in the Docklands so I guess it's West Ham? I enjoy watching though
"If there's doodoo on the floor there's doodoo on the floor fam."
J Lang that cracked me up lol
J Lang 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:04 That was the most discrete dab I've ever seen.
Underated comment
how long is it gonna be before BBC3 jump on this and ruin it completely?🤔
L Deliveryman soon man. Soon.
Mr Droplip do you know the song name?
L Deliveryman the chicken connoisseur was the reason BBC 3 scrapped their channel and went to online so watch what you say.
J - Myst song name?
elijah will never sell out, hes the don
Let's be honest, 95% views are from Londoners
pistol pete I'm just saying that most of his viewers are from London
Sebak2013 and what?
pistol pete It's pretty certain. Plus like @livecornn and @imjustbait got him tons of subs and they have mostly London followers
No one cares
Sebak2013 im from brum so no lol
How long until bossman KFC pay this boy to give them a 5 star rating and he sells out?
lol ikr it would be good for him lol
bluee 222358 do you know what the name of the song is?
what song
I'd say they asked him already every day since he blew up
bluee 222358 song p[laying since the beginning of the video?
3:34 That edit was on point 👌
Stockfootage, sync and layered - laughable.
chλrles ooo you’re sick
*MmMm sO gOod aNd TaSty*
chλrles not funny
I love you so much
fat
Chubbs daddy?
Lit-ER-ally be nice, keyboard warrior.
Lightning quick
fat
Man whipped his face with lettuce 😂😂
Danny Alhussein
He*
HΞͶTΔI水ΞXPRΞSS exactly
im just trying to teach people how to speak properly. As far as i am aware 'fam' is not a grammatical word
Danny Alhussein kinky
+Darnit Productions Mate, chill your shit, just because you consulted your dictionary before writing that, it doesn't mean that you can treat people like they're uneducated, this is why the name 'Keyboard Warrior' exists
+Darnit Productions jokes on u since jamaican patois is based on irish english
4:02 My mans rocking that Nukia Lumia 635
I love how professional this is
Mr Memeseeks IM MR MEESEEKS LOOK AT MEEEE!
Mr Memeseeks
oooooooooweeeeeeeee
Mr Meeseeks EXISTENCE IS PAIN
@@mrmeeseeks6023hey
@@mrmeeseeks6023it's been 6 yrs
the dirtiest chicken shops are always the best 😂
weird but true loool
not always. You haven't been to golden chicken in ponders end.
Dev D truss
I'm trying to play game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Zack H that ad is actually annoying
Zack H Roses are red
My ass is in heaven
Because it was kicked by the Legend 27
is it the legend 27
Richard Ty lool wordd
Zack H is it the legend 27 😂😤it's annoying
“It’s cold in these streets”
*laughs*
2:10 it's a crime to leave wings like that...
Yeah! He is a stupid meat eater. I eat all the stuff on the wings and eat the bone
Lubdhak Das he usually eats all the chicken.
Lubdhak Das Nigerian
Idec I’m Nigerian but I don’t eat everything on wings cause you don’t know how they cook it
CanticumKhan says the guy whose profile picture is roblox and his account about page talks about him “drawing dinosaurs”
When this guy walks into a chicken shop they must start shitting themselves 😂
I swear everytime I watch this even if I'm not hungry, I get the most insatiable craving for chicken. Even at 4 in the morning 😂
King D same dude.
Make me soooooo hungry watching this! 😋
1:50 am ac
My man would of hit a mill subs if he kept his original camera man.
Man said he was using lettuce as a napkin 😂😂😂 raaa
Rependez 7
He*
Rependez 7 when did he say that?
lol he doesn't literally mean he 'said' that, idk how to explain it
Lmao man said he thought man said meant what man said raa
Rambo 301 you can't make sense of it since he never said it.
would you believe me if i told you that he is 23 (born 1993)
IX Auxiliary i know lol
He looks ad sounds young
Black don’t crack
IX Auxiliary no he's in school
He looks 14 years old.
Up in the dunya LOOOL man's even picking up the Muslim lingo
Trust that part got me cringing lol.
North Polaris do you live in london fam. the slang is a mix of Jamaican, English and Arabic.
tenseman08 Yes and the majority of the arabic-speaking people in London are of Muslim background. The word dunya is also a major influential word in the Islamic religion.
Mo no but what he means is that not all Muslims are from the same ethnic background nor do they speak the same language i.e. Arabic, British, Pakistan, Somalian etc. .... but the islamic lingo is still there (yes still arabic tho)
Sumayah Khan edit that again you idiot - somalian isnt a language either! somali*
"Man had da ting on da grill, fam"
I love this guy
"Up in the Dunya"😂😂😂
Numaan Yousaf Thats what I was thinking. Dunya means Earth in Arabic 😂😂😂😂
The Truth Yeah I'm aware, this guy is too funny😂😂
Waleed Alzoabi no it dose not it means world it's widely known to mean world
Aaaaaaaaahahahahaahhaaaa!!!!!!!! Nice one!
Is he Muslim
As if my man just wiped his mouth with lettuce ahaha
Ha
You know you're a proper chicken burger eater when you air the napkin and wipe the sauce off your mouth with some lettuce xD
james
The editing is funny as hell. The thing is that the editing isn’t even advanced it’s just so perfect to the feel of the video
This guy is my Idol. hehe 😉
Wut
Carnage Killer boss man in what way is he the Mandela of London Mandela stopped apartheid in South Africa when CHicken conneseiur is going around London looking for the PENGEST munch ! Rude boy 😂😂😂
Mira Velvet lol
Carnage Killer Black and better version of Cowell if anything is what the conessieur is. Dont disrespect a dead man like that cmom guy bmt
Carnage Killer He is 42
He'll never run out of material, every main street in London has like 6 chicken spots (each named after a different state) lol
When you walked in they must've recognised you and gave you their finest wings and chips.
Arsenal UCL Winners 2016/17 they did, I got that same Miami fillet on Wednesday it did not bang
Arsenal UCL Winners 2016/17 Theres something majorly wrong with your username mate
Nikyle McIntosh Rahhh 😂😂😂😂😂
Arsenal UCL Winners 2016/17 lol
This is the best TH-camr ever, anyone who disagrees is factually wrong
This guy can make or break chicken shops with a 5 minute video. If he walks in your chicken shop, bossman better give him four wings and dat for free
2:58 was he saying "up in the Dunya"? lool
Shabir Ali what's that mean
CALLUM 05 up in the world
Shabir Ali yeah he was, meaning up in the world
Shabir Ali same way some people say "up in this bitch"
Etem Raik dunya is originally Arabic
This guy is a Legend 😂😂
Maham Ahmad Guess you are part of the MENDES ARMY
Peng Piff. New viewer here guys has me dead fam! Reminds me of all the Jamaican and British slang I learned working in an autoplant with majority Jamaican immigrants. Love it!
There was a glitch in the matrix when it came to this guys puberty.
b11k22
Mate he's only 10.
weeb Lol fuck off, no 10 year old is that articulate.
he's 23
WildBassfly Hell to the no he's 13 at max
He is 23
Man like Chicken connoisseur upgrading from Strip burger to Fillet burger
I'd watch the Great British Bake Off if they had this guy on instead of Paul Hollywood, just have Mary Berry & this guy on.
DHewson Piano yea lol
How do you say soggy bottom in roadman?
2:49 bruh this guy wiping his mouth with lettuce
The Legend says he's actually 21
NarendraTheComic The Legend27
watched All his videos in one day
Ajax Lemon There's only 8
Max Matthew still its like 10-20 mins xd
wagwan same profile picture
a fucking finesser And?
Those skepta bars at the end. 😂 I'm DONE love this guy
"Tell me he was a big fan, but the first thing he say when he see me was can I get a pic for the 'Gram, I be like no sorry man, I only socialise with the crew and the gang gang."
Jheeeeeezzzzz
"Begfriend, men they'll take dem"
"beg fren, mi nuh tek dem" 😂😂
I cried when he was like beg friend
the editing is on point
3:02 up In the dunya
Means up in the world
@@Ammaryan in Urdu
@Shazzy is Asian The use of sarcasm at this moment is illogical
@Shazzy is Asian uh, how am I triggered? :P
@Shazzy is Asian That was weird, but thanks! Have a great day as well
He edits his videos way too much lmao! I like it
💯
he doesnèt edit, his cameraman does
do you know what the name of the song is?BuildVFX
This guy NEEDS to come to Manchester
Ms Dogshit Hit Cheetham Hill up. Some amazing places there
CtrlAltDan shout out to Heritage, my local on Cheetham Hill Road
neemo23571 I know the guy who owns it. Good place bro
True true he should come down to Wilmslow road youknow there is well nice chickin down there.
CtrlAltDan also florida fried chicken in oldham. i now man that travel from manchester city centre for that piff ting 😂
Man Dressed up as a Deputy head teacher from Secondary school lol
We should count how many times he says ting and man
Be greatful for your fans, theyre the ones giving you this chance.
chance for what looool the guy was entertaining when he was on 5k views and still is now
ItzMeLourenco dude, he's only messing. Besides, this channel only blew up because john boyega and a couple of other people shared it. People have only been here for a few weeks, he's entitled to strut man. Chill
Worldstar made him get this many views not Boyega.
Blaise Shakur yeah but a lot of other pops were reporting that boyega tweeted it as a source. Not saying they were first, but its just how I came to notice it. Besides, my point still stands either way. He didn't ask people to sub, like or comment, guy was happy making this vids a year ago.
Now it blew up and his crew got back together to do more reviews. He's decided to stay himself and he's posted that he would of done the same thing a month ago as he did now. So don't try and make it into something, guys only jus jumped back on board of this and now people are trying to grill him. Besides it was funny, let him do his thing
ItzMeLourenco he was doing this before it was big. He doesn't owe anybody anything, if they got him this far it's because he's providing something they like for FREE at that. You should probably stop feeling entitled to other people's obligation.
haha he said the 3 for how clean it is and thats bad! Chinease takeaway where i live has 1!
zimzei plays 😂
Your ends are diseased.
The demon descendant init
zimzei plays The mad thing is that they actually put the 1 in the window like they're proud of it. Most Chinese takeaways are dirt.
chicken place near me has a 0 I'm pretty sure
BURGER DEM DEM DEM DEM
3:41 Covid ready
For the %1 that see this comment
Merry Christmas
Yeah because 99% of people are blind #SadTymesUno :((((((
Apollo :(
Hanuka is important too so break out your manouras
you too fam
And to u 2 🌲
These vids make me so hungry
Daniel Yovchev ikr
Daniel Yovchev lmao so true
Daniel Yovchev IKR
New effects. Man's rolling in that TH-cam money
Girls: I bet he’s thinking about other girls Me: watching a man eat chicken
Bossmans are more afraid of the Chicken Connoisseur than Gordon Ramsey!
This guy's has the perfect balance of slang and slightly professional reviewing. And a good bit of banter. Love it.
My man had mayonnaise on his face and wiped it off with lettuce 👌😂
My G is wearing Arsenal in his tie, PENG!
Mad
@@Cringemoment4045 8th on the table, quite peng bruv
Mr Magoo he’s calling this man sexy 😂
Why don't he put ads on his vids?
Sana M he don't want the 💷💷
YouGlowing I don't get why tho he could be making so much money 😩
Might get humiliated by them dickheads like, WillNE for shit like that...
I have a Pen! He already has
+I have a Pen! funny you'd say that cus willne and memeulous actually shouted this guy out
This video was so good when you sang at the end I was creasing😂😂
I want the Chicken Connoisseur to achieve everything he wishes -bossman should join the monarchy
madness can'tr stop watching you boys having fun wut? editing music chatter it is ON POINT legit this is the chicken connoisseur no doubt
Im suppose to be playing games but this steam keeps getting ddosed.
It's still down :(
Trolllol8D I know man it sucks I can't get on arma 2.
back online :)
wtf haha angry steam users are all over the place
FENTSKIM888 Toya fiyahhh 20XX blip blip blip