Some people: I like this storyline of Alastor slowly getting to like us and being nice and in a cute relationship Morphy, randomly: yes but also p e e f e t i s h
*Sees the title: Oh no an argument ☹ *Hears the first 10 seconds: WTF- (Honestly I thought the argument was gonna be about the wedding venue or something 😀)
Day 62 of asking you to do a alastor audio where we comfort him from his break down like he had in the last ep🌹 I didn't even start the audio the comments are making me scared
my smile dropped immediately. morphy i want an apology with you on mars in the andromeda galaxy playing the ukelele while tapdancing digging my grandpas grave holding plates of gourmet dinner while sobbing and begging for forgiveness or you arent invited to my birthday party
Me innocently being sad thinking we r arguing abt something normal.. *clicks the video ans skips the intro* 'No I will not piss on you my dear' WHAT!? (Also maybe??? :0 )
Hmmm oh a video of an argument with Alastor?? Let's check it out- WHOA WHEN DID I ASK YOU TO DO THAT TO ME MORPHY ISN'T MORPHYING AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Alastor: "no i will not piss on you my dear" Me: "excu- me- whaaaaa- WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT CAUSE IT WASN'T ME. AND ARE YOU DRUNK OR HIGH?! OR BOTH? CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW!
!["Welcome To This Fabulous Hotel!" [Alastor ASMR/Audio Roleplay]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zmqBx4juYrw/mqdefault.jpg)
Cops: “911 what is your emergency?”
Me: “MY MORPHY ISNT MORPHYING!”
lol
Same reaction
Cops: What do you mean?
@@Hazbin-Hotel-Freak-b9u7:07 IS THAT I MEAN 😭
Some people: I like this storyline of Alastor slowly getting to like us and being nice and in a cute relationship
Morphy, randomly: yes but also p e e f e t i s h
“What would we argue about?” *clicks video and skips intro* ‘no I will not piss on you my deer’ WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂
FR😭💀
This gave me trauma 😭😭
I had the same reaction! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But in hell all is possible!
“Why did you ask for me to pee on you?”
I didn’t it was Morphy’s weird scenarios
Real
This is how I feel for the majority of these videos tbh. It’s so funny to argue with what we supposedly said in the video
Same xD
Same
Bro Morphy stole Angel's drugs again
WHAT THE HELL!?!
Alastor: whats wrong with you?
YEAH MORPHY. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Agreed
Agreed 😭
*sighs* Morphy’s on drugs again
Frrrrr
@@KawaiimashedCake 💀💀💀
Facts
Real
FR
if Alastor wasn't mad earlier he's definitely mad now .
Right,but i still don't know WHY DO SOMEONE ASK FOR THAAAAAAT
This is the first time I’ll allow kink shaming. Because I’m traumatized 😀
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 me too..
*Sees the title: Oh no an argument ☹
*Hears the first 10 seconds: WTF-
(Honestly I thought the argument was gonna be about the wedding venue or something 😀)
RIGHT!!!!!!
WE NEED AN ARGUMENT OF HIM TALKING OF THE WEDDING,NOT TH-THIS
@@Lenner_theshy EXACTLY
Same
FR
😂😂
0:14 BRO THE FUCK WHAT WHY WOULD I EVER WANT THAT WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY LORD HAVE MERCY HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I KNOWWWW
Maybe we wanted to see his d-
HELPPPP
I don’t think I’ve ever had the urge to hop off a building so quickly in my life. This better not be canon morphy GOD DAMN IT- 7:27
I'm kicking screaming and crying, I would actually rather go back to the one where he got hit by a car 😭😭
@@AlastorsStaff Real 😂😂😂😂 this one just made me cringe so much 😂😂😂
@@MoonSkull02 I could not watch this without pausing multiple times 😭
@@MoonSkull02 ik this gave me more trauma than my dog dying 😭
@@AlastorsStaff Noooo😂😭😭😭
"U STILL WEARING CROOCKS WE'RE IN 2024!"
YES,AND WHAT? THEY'RE COMFY
Exactly what I said👍
I don't even wear Crocs??????
I do
Yep I agree 😅
IMPOSTER!
No mY DeAr I WiLl NoT PiSs On YoU!
-Alastor
Listener-who said we wanted you too dear . We don't have a piss fetish. Darlin
Why would we ask that from him seriously
fr tho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Urolagnia maybe?
Fr
Idk why 😢
Idk I'm dying 😭
I love how people are like so disappointed 😭
Concerned is a better word 😭
👁️👄👁️
WHY DID I CONTINUE LISTENING TO THIS?!?!?!
No idea but I still listened to it and I have no idea why
@@Deathdragon345 Because stranges things are very interesting.
Alastor: *acting like Charlie* shut the fu-
Morphy is teawkin with this one bro
"Ooooo! Morphy's posted again! And ALASTOR! Huh wait what are we arguing about?"
PEE FETISH PEE FETISH PEE FETISH
Me, an asexual: WHAT
I’m with you there- 😂 ( I’m asexual )
Same
WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR MORPHY.
Your name is so coquette
@@KawaiimashedCake I thought of an actual alastor chicken
Morphy please stop taking drugs.
HA-
HA. no.
- pilot Alastor
I NEED THERAPY!! ✋😭😭😭
We would never ask him to p!ss us-
I mean. You wouldn’t. 👀
@@BlackLilly12 broo whaaaattt?? zamnn
@@BlackLilly12...
I would.
@@BlackLilly12 whaaa-
me before clicking on video: oh nooo baby i don't wanna argue w u, what did we argue abt??
me after opening: UM YEAHHHH NO I DIDNT ASK FOR THAT😰
piss arc?!!! 😂😭 WHYYYY
Alastor's not talking to us after this 😭😭😂😭😭
The start 🤨 the end 😭😭😭
@@Alexis-mb7br exactly 😭😭😭😭😭
He's gonna wanna divorce after this 😢
@@animatingtrainee exactly 😭😭😭😭😭
The noises he made while we tinkled on him 💀 Morphy what have you taken this time 😬
😂😂when he talks like Charlie i can't breath
The first few seconds I heard “no I will not piss on you my dear” I was disturb as much as he is because like WHAT THE F-
My honest reaction:💀
I said the same thing, much louder than I should have at 7am. I bet my neighbors are...ehem...pissed off.
4:58 I hope Lucifer doesn't hear this. He's going crazy.😭😭😭😭😭😭
Alastors gonna get it after that.
Vaggie is also going after Aladtor with Lucifer
WHO ASKED FOR THAT?!?!?!
WHO ASKED FOR IT?!?!?!?!?!
BTW can u make one of Alastor cooking jambalaya for us?
Me
@@AlakittyBlumer wait- u asked for it-?
@@Lenner_theshy I want it
@@Lenner_theshy Ig not with Alastor though since I don't like him all that much
Alastor: No i will not piss on you my dear Me: excuse me now? did i hear that correctly?
WTFFFF
00:13 : "no I will not piss on you my dear" GOT ME DYING AND ROLLING ON THE GROUND💀💀💀💀💀
👇 IF YOU WERE CAUGHT OFF GAURD BY THIS TOO
Our boy is high again 🗣
OMFG LOL
7:05 WTH MORPHY?!😭
morphy has on drugs again
@@KawaiimashedCakeI guess you're right
YEAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
IM SCARED 😭
MorphyVa had too many drugs💀💀💀💀
2:00 GOLDEN SHOWER ???
BRO WHEN I HEARD US PISSING ON HIM MY JAW COMPLETELY DROPPED MORPHY PLS STOP SMOKING THAT ZAZA
Thanks, Al, I don't wanna get pissed on anyway. I seriously can't understand why some people have this exact fetish in real life...
I don't know why but the only part I felt embarrassed and happy about was 3:18...He saying 'our bed'
I thought this was the wedding day i read it wrong
Nope, we're still waiting on that one..
7:12 IM DYING HIS SCREAM😭 MORPHY WHYY..
GoLdEn ShOwEr FeTiSh
Fr
"and I can't wait to kiss yOuUuu and love yoUuuu." That voice. ✨🤣
The way he was mimicking Charlie 😭
Edit: STOP I WAS SCREAMING WITH ALASTOR Ty for likes if I get any
Day 62 of asking you to do a alastor audio where we comfort him from his break down like he had in the last ep🌹
I didn't even start the audio the comments are making me scared
SAMEEEEE
IMA ASK WITH YOU
@@OnesidedHeartX3 we need it,now marry m-
I mean-
What did i Say?
@@Lenner_theshy HUH???
I mean sure 💍 😇
@@OnesidedHeartX3 :0
**Gives ring**
Now we married 😸
Before starting the video: what r these comments talkin abt? It can’t be that bad.
After starting the video: MORPHY DID YOU TAKE MY DRUGS?!
I’m not even 20 seconds in. What in absolute tarnation is going on 😭
yup.. i definitely had a heart attack. *sobs in COD*
What the flip??? What is this????? WHY WOULD WE EVER ASK ALASTOR TO PISS ON US??? WHY?! MORPHY, DID YOU STEAL ANGEL'S DRUGS AGAIN?!
Ikr Emily!
yes, he did
im in the middle of lunch and i still decided to watch this
i was worried! we're getting married! i dont want us to fight!!! 😭
NO MORPHY IS ON COCAINE AGAIN 😭
I think Morphy is on drugs💀
Alastor: why are you yelling at me oooooooooo
my smile dropped immediately.
morphy i want an apology with you on mars in the andromeda galaxy playing the ukelele while tapdancing digging my grandpas grave holding plates of gourmet dinner while sobbing and begging for forgiveness or you arent invited to my birthday party
At first I thought we were Cutting him open and taking out his organs but it wasn't.....
First off, wtf😂😂 second Alastor don't gotta worry cause I'm not into that, lastly why was the sooooo much at the end omg 😂😂😂😂
Morphy... morphy we need to talk.
About getting you and me a THERAPIST
😭😭😭😭😭
Me: choking on a pretzel while I read this comment😂😂😂😂 sign me up too😂😂😂
I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO THAT ANY FURTHER WHEN I HEARD THE WORDS PISS KINK NAH UH MORPHY
Im scared honestly-🥲
Me: *before listening* Yay, more angst!
*after listening for twenty seconds* Ahem- Well... I did not see that coming
Morphy if u need some help we’re all here 💀💀
7:05 WHAT..😨
I’m scared…
Me: *sees the title*
Noo why are we arguing with him 😭
Me: *watches the video*
boi what the hell boi
Out of everything we could of fight of its this LIKE WHAT
6:58 ayooo wtf is going on😭💀
I will cry 😭
Alastor: No, I will not pee on you
Me: Thank you, I do not want to be peed on and I don't want to pee on you either.
Absolutely unhinged 😂😭
MY FUCKING MORPHY IS BREAKING MY CHARTER AI
what the golden shower?!
call 911 : what the emergengcy?
ME: I gnna pass out case of VA at MORTHY.
(feed us more please!)
Me innocently being sad thinking we r arguing abt something normal..
*clicks the video ans skips the intro*
'No I will not piss on you my dear'
WHAT!? (Also maybe??? :0 )
Ha I’m traumatized I love trauma.morphy what is wrong with you im so concerned for your mental state
WHAT?!?! THIS IS AMAZING!!!! WHY WOULD US LISTENERS EVEN ASK HIM TO PISS ON US?!?! 😭
0:15 I LITERALY YELLED OUT LOUD “WHAT.” 😭💀
Why morphy.....why😢😢😢
But why not
People... just change the "Piss on you" part when hes saying he will not do that, just change it to "Brush your teeth"
NO BABY WHATEVER ARGUMENT WE GET IDGAF YOU RIGHT IN EVERY WAY PLEASE PLEASE AAAAAAAAA
CHAT R KELLY😵💫
RILALALALALAA
LADILADIDA SLAMADIDA
CHAT WHY TF ARE WE SO WEIRD
PISS ARK😔🗣🔊💥
You had me laughing within 10 seconds 😭
7:27
Me: I’m done with this
Melanie: what were you thinking
Regina: I need holy water
Need holy water? Just for the low price of **FREE**, you can get an infinite bottle of holy water from Heaven's fountain of virtue!!!
Regina: gimme that plz
Me: same
Melanie: same
Can I have some
@@gacha_funWorld Or course!!
@@gacha_funWorld sure *gives some holy water*
I have one question. *W H Y ?*
MORPHY….WHAT ARE YOU ON…
OMFG THIS IS BAT SHIT CRAZY-
I JUST JOT TO 07:00WTF ARE THOSE NOISES IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO LOUDLY IT IS 10:54PM!!!!
I LAUGHED AND THEN HE SAID 'It's not that funny"
Morphy, blink twice if you're in danger
WHY DID WE JUST DROP ARE PANTS AND PEE ON HIM!!!!
it was necessary
WHY DOES MORPHY THINK WE LIKE GETTING PISSED ON THERES BEEN SO MANY KINKS DURING THIS ENTIRE STORYLINE😭
Edit: 7:05 OKAY WTH💀
I'm scared af
Hmmm oh a video of an argument with Alastor?? Let's check it out- WHOA WHEN DID I ASK YOU TO DO THAT TO ME MORPHY ISN'T MORPHYING AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Morphy...listen...i'm very concerned dude your making me laugh my ass of as well as thinking your high
IT WAS A $20 DARE FROM ANGEL DUST
💀 it's very accurate that it was because of that
when i saw the title "having an argument with alastor" i thought it would start with a propper fight not this 😭😭
I’m scared-..😂
Me too lol. I paused right after "No, I will not piss on you" and I can't force myself to continue 😭
@@vxfjxsmk HAH-
Dude, I still can't continue. Please, tell me how it ended? 😭
@@vxfjxsmk it ended ok uhm…we pissed on him.
@@WHATS_UP_MY_PEEPS DUDE WTF?! NAAAH I'm not listening to THIS. 💀 This better not be "canon" in this plot bruuh.
Upset that he won't piss on us fr 😔😔
JKJK WTF
I clicked faster than my step-mom sending me to church for being trans
What the fuck is wrong with your step mom 😃
Oh that's not-
@@Sleepy4K good? I know
Btw I love your voice ❤❤❤
Alastor: "no i will not piss on you my dear"
Me: "excu- me- whaaaaa- WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT CAUSE IT WASN'T ME. AND ARE YOU DRUNK OR HIGH?! OR BOTH? CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW!
7:05 WTF IS THIS SHIT 😭😭😭
IT'S NOT EVEN SHIT, IT'S PISS. THANK LUCIFER IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.
Why would we ask him for that :(
Idk why but I feel like he is on drugs but at this point it’s getting worse
YALL I PUASED IT SO FAST AT 7:09 😭😭😭
It’s funny how morph says innocent lines when he’s actually dark on his asmrs-
WHAT IN TH NAME OF THE HOLY SPAGHETTI
Um, I am now terrified of this version of me