For real when he said that in my brain, I was like do you really want to know I mean, according to the video what is happening in my brain might actually happen in real life if I walk in on him again so excuse me, I’m just gonna go walk in on Alastor changing again
NAH CAUSE WHEN HE SAID THE “fuck your brains out” MY HEAD SNAPPED TOWARDS MY PHONE SO QUICKLY AND I EXCLAIMED “EXCUSE ME?!- 💀” (not to mention the fact this actually had me flustered and it felt like he was actually teasing me-)
Me: *walks in* Alastor: *GASP* AHHH Me: Sorry! *start laughing* I love the radio effect on this Alastor ASMR. I've been laughing so much throughout the video, it made my day! Thanks
god! I bow before you! Thank you for your videos with Alastor. I'm from Russia, but I know English and I listen to your videos with pleasure. The voice suits Al! Please release ASMR with him more often! 💙
OK my honest reaction- “Hey, Alastor I have a question about cannibalism. I don’t know if I am one because I drank some blood once I was Ali-“ * stands there in blank shock for two LONG seconds* “AAAAAAAAAAHHHH- *SLAMS DOOR* I’m so Sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry!!!!”😭
alastor: "and tease you i shall because the next time you walk in on me changing i'm GNA [__] your brains out" Me: WHHHHHHYYYYY I JUST WANTED THE CHEETOOS AHHHHHHH
*me walking in and probably on my phone not realizeing* Alastor:my dear! Me:AH! *falls to the floor face first* yea imma stay here now. Wait. MY PHONE!
Alastor: "That's not a third leg."
**Dirty mind activated**
Me: Please don't let me imagine that. *NOT HIM.*
😭🤣😂
TOO LATE! HELP!
EXACTLY 😭😭😭
😭
That's why I was smart enough to imagine listener/yn to look away!
The Gasp man had me rolling on the floor XD
FR💀💀💀
I was about to BURST out laughing while my parents are asleep.
@@YOUR_LOCAL_CHICKEN_IN_A_PEN ooo- that wouldn’t have been good-
Same😭
LMAO
ALASTOR? CLICKING FASTER THEN MY HAMSTER CAN RUN ON HIS WHEEL.
Lol
Same
UR PFP 😭
@@Liminal_wingz WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT SHHHHHHHH
Same😅
Alastor: “I didn’t know you were such a peeping Tom”
Me: “LMAOOOOOOO”
NAH BUT MY MOM AND DAD PUT THAT AS OUR INTERNET NAME AS A JOKE-
*COUGHS*
HELP A BIBLE APP ADD CAME ON BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED 😭😭😭
Same- it was one were it said “i know your about to watch a video but can you give a second to god and pr-“ and i said “nope!” And skipped the ad😂
@@GinBvnny lmao
HEHE HE AINT HAVING US TODAY-
I got disney Channel... 😀
@@Vane.s.s.a "I'm Alastor from Hazbin hotel and you're watching Disney Channel"
Bro i love who he sounds so uncomfortable yet still has to make sure we feel embarrassed about not knocking
got to stay in control somehow XD and ensure it doesn't happen again lol
Oh god his tone of voice makes me never want to knock again and I hate myself rn-
Alastor: 6:30 - 6:41
Me: *Slowly hides in the bushes again.*
FR FR
REAL HELP
💀😭😭
I screamed it’s three am my parents gonna be mad but it’s worth it
No I skipped ahead to that 😭
Alastor: "I wonder what was going on in your head when you opened the door, my dear"
Me: You *don't* want to know... *Trust me*
Big-
9/11
@@MYA-KISSESBIG WHAT
For real when he said that in my brain, I was like do you really want to know I mean, according to the video what is happening in my brain might actually happen in real life if I walk in on him again so excuse me, I’m just gonna go walk in on Alastor changing again
THE GASP WAS SO DRAMATIC I LOVE IT
“That isn’t a third leg”
DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED
SAME
“IM MATURE”
“IM MATURE.”
“I’m not mature.”
Time stamp??
@@XZ-Ash-ZX1:34
The funny thing is, he'd smile throughout this whole thing.
Help-😂😂😂😂
@kelsicook4849 I'm sorry, it's to late for u, run and never look back!!!!
I know thats the funny part
@@marieminter4083 bever?!😂
@@Imapan13*never*
"my dear... Did you not notice that daugh doour was cloused... HOUGH HOH" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
I can't it got me so much
This got me luaging like HUAG HUAG HAHAHA GOOFY AHH ME
XD
I SAW THE TITLE AND MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED
FRRRR
ONGGG!!
I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE OTHER VIDEOS I SWEAR
@@Vane.s.s.a LMFAOOOO… I DONT REMEMBER COMMENTING ON ANY OTHER VIDEOS HELP BUT IF I DID THEN HI
6:35 - I BEG YOUR MOST EXQUISITELY DEVINE PARDON?!
EXQUISITELY DIVINE PARDON 😭💀
@@alejandro.TheGothSkeleton IT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF
@@jennaPlayz24 SO VALID THO
What r u? Sera's 3rd assistant??? LMAO
@@madelinefaux1235 HA-
6:34
**Cutely walks in on him changing again**
I came back for more-😩😩😩✨️✨️✨️
@yourlocal_CynHEHEHEHA
HAHAHHAHAHA
HELPP😭😭 BUT I MEAN I WOULD DO THE SAME✨
@@Buffer_Fish_Vr WITHOUT THE "BACK FOR MORE" 💀😭😭😭
THE GASP WHEN WE WALKED IN JESUS I CANT
Same!
NAH CAUSE WHEN HE SAID THE “fuck your brains out” MY HEAD SNAPPED TOWARDS MY PHONE SO QUICKLY AND I EXCLAIMED “EXCUSE ME?!- 💀” (not to mention the fact this actually had me flustered and it felt like he was actually teasing me-)
When I heard it I was acting the same way cuz he seems so easygoing lol
I WAS AT A LOST FOR WORDS. LIKE WHAT
That's cute, darling
@@B3nadry1111 HUH??? 😨
@@Esmeray_5166 It's just adorable knowing you're flushed by an audio of me, hm
Him: *calling me a perv*
Me: *staring at his scarred and discolored body*
I'd me like:excuse me? Could u continue getting changed? I don't want to see that body any more!
BRO THE GASP IS PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE GASP THOUGH 😭
"HEAAAAHHH-"👺👺👺
@yourlocal_Cyn :0 MURDER DRONES FAN!!
THE ABSOLUTE HORROR😭😭😭
Why did I gasp dramatically after reading this and Al did it exactly the same I’m CACKLING 😂
Bro was FLABBERGASTED 😭
Me reading the title: and then he fucking kills us
Would very much love to die after this 😊❤
This is why locks exist, no one ever knocks, im not joking, I would know, I never knock, LOCK YOUR DAMN DOORS! THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON!!!
He has a lock, 3:33 but he doesn't use it
*just listen to the rest*
@@PaintBottleArtz seemed like he was berating us at the beginning lol
lock yo danm doors....
Why don't people understand this!?
My door doesn’t have a lock 😔
Alastor: "are you.. Blushing~?"
Me: NO.. *red asf*
𝙱𝚁𝙾 𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙴🫡
Same here 😂
Me: *MEGAN STOP IT HES SUPPOSED TO BE ASEXUAL!*
Also me: “YOURE GONNA WHAT MY BRAINS OUT??!”
6:30
...excuse me? MY JAW. IS ON THE FLOOR. DETACHED FROM MY HEAD.
I can’t tell if he means he’s gonna kill you or literally fuck you-
(Also same 😨 I was like: “ w-what…when- why- WHY-“
MY REACTION EXACTLY!!!!
People do realise he’s aro ace right?
I can’t tell if he means it literally or he means he’s gonna kill you
But I’m like “WTF”
@@-MIZUK-FAN- Even they can have sex too
THE GASP 😭😭😭 HE SOUNDED OFFENDED 😭😭😭
Me: *walks in*
Alastor: AHHHH
Me: sorry!!😂😂
How do you walk in on yourself
@@PaintBottleArtz ha! Barge in
TY FOR SUBBING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@PaintBottleArtzI think he saw a mirror
@@Mitsuba.xoxo.he's naked walking and saw a mirror,say a sorry because he saw someone naked
I fucking liked everyone's comment! So like me Please!😭
Oki I liked!
whyr you begging for likes
@@shiv88806 hmm maybe because I'm more bored than a fucking rock.
@@Ultimate_nurse..... oh mood
Al: "My dear! I did not take you for such a pervert"
Me: *eep*😳😖
@@rebunicornshorts7450 tf is your problem dude?
Alastor: *Call red face mess*
Me in niffy's voice: I'm the mess?!
**GASP**
*“Are you..blushing, my dear?”*
**Microsoft ad**
I got a genshon impact ad 😂
"Are you blushing my dear-"
"WRITINGS NOT THAT EASY, BUT GRAMMERLY CAN HELP"
"OOH~ my deerr~" had me rolling to Alabama💀
Nooooooooo…. Not Alabama! 🤣🤣🤣
isn't alastor from alabama
@@Dinualdodestajo No, He’s from New Orleans, Louisiana
Alastor: **long ass gasp**
Me:...✌️sorry. **Disappearing meme* from the bathroom*
istg the gasp at the beginning had be on the floor laughing
It's like an anime girl I swear 😭💀
EATING THESE ALASTOR AUDIOS EVERY SINGLE TIMEEE MORE WE NEED MORE
6:33 MY JAW DROPPED
DEADASS-
Omg same! I even screamed 😅😅
7:31
"you might as well just... sell your soul to me..~"
"sign here, sign here aaand here."
I ALMOST PUKED I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THESE KINDA VIDS
SAME, I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO LAUGH MY ORGANS OUT FR
SAME 😭
Me: *walks in*
Alastor: *GASP* AHHH
Me: Sorry! *start laughing*
I love the radio effect on this Alastor ASMR. I've been laughing so much throughout the video, it made my day! Thanks
Reality: he bulges ur eyes out and sends u to to second hell
HE WOULD LITERALLY BE LIKE "GET TF OUT GET TF OUTTT"
“That wasn’t a third leg”
*sweet jesus*
why did that gasp at the beginning sound so DRAMATIC???
(meets Alastor in real life)
YOU MAY HAVE MY SOUL PLEASE TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Frrrr😩😩😩😩
FR FR
YES!!!!!
FR THOOO
Same >:) fr
Basically how I interpreted the beginning: *Alastor just casually singing before he's walked in on and then* *"AH, HOLY SHIT-"*
I counted how many times he said "My dear" (33 times)
Just why? (゜-゜) ʷʰʸ
lmfao
*my deer
He has a tail
I hope 🫡
Ik right he'd hate it if we touch it 🤭😏
It’s a short deer tail tho, SADLY
The gasp bro 😭 I wheezed so hard
7:30 how did he get it out so quickly? does he just have a contract ready for us and decided to pull it out if his a-
Magic or it was up his ass.. You pick
NAH I'MA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE 💀✋
@@The_Traiter AM I WRONG!? HE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT IT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS A CONTRACT READY IN 321
I can't wait till the Alastor x listener,I hope it's just like this one,Morphy,you are an amazing youtuber. Enjoy life.
Aren’t you confident about your appearance my dear?
Me: no
Al: GOOD
Why Did His Gasp At 0:05 Sound Like A Kazoo 😭
FR THOOO 😂
The “you’re all red~…. Just like me!” Had me dying, he switched it up real quick
oh my god i read this literally word by word at the time he said this, that was so trippy
@@nixgarden that’s funny as hell though
god! I bow before you! Thank you for your videos with Alastor. I'm from Russia, but I know English and I listen to your videos with pleasure. The voice suits Al! Please release ASMR with him more often! 💙
**(Sees Alastor in real life)** TAKE MY FREAKING SOUL I DONT CARE!!! **After just me red faced and blushing also screaming into a pillow**
0:05 its giving the "*high pitched noise* JESUS." Audio
THE AWKWARD SILENCE AFTER HIS GASP HELP-
I also love how he says "My dear" 392 times it makes me go EURHUEDUGHRUI
My dear🤙🏻🥵
alastor: thats not a third leg
me: what the fu-
SO TRUE
“I don’t lock my doors” me “WTF IS Wrong with u”
I'm pretty sure that the amount of times Alastor said "my dear" is over a thousand
6:37
What happened with being ace in the hole, al?
NAUR WERE LOSING
HIM
I just read the word NAKED and I'm here 😃😃😃
@yourlocal_Cyn WHAT Ummmmmm.....I MEAN ITS ALASTOR!! THATS ALL I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
@yourlocal_CynTheir lying 🤥
oop
Real!!!!
@@FawnTheCannibalDEER *hissing noises*
Al:"my dear!I did not take you for such a pervert"
me:"I'm so sorry sir!!!"
I never fell for this man, I tripped over that third leg
TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
I clicked faster than Sonic on the highway
Alastor: is it really difficult for you to knock
Me: damn right it is😂
THE THIRD LEG LMAOOO💀💀💀
3:33 HE’S AN EXHIBITONIST!!
Bro gasped like he was offended lol
Xd
When I was Listening to this I was straight up screaming and my jaw dropped so wide 😭👊🥩
Alastor:that isn’t a third leg try not to think to much about it
Me:*only thing I can think about now*
Alastor; “And now you completely mine dear,ohh dear you are my proprietary now”
I died.
I just watch Valentino one and now i feel like im simping for this
Alastor: is it so difficult to knock?
Me: says you-
FR
Alastor:flirts with me
Me:blushes harder
OK my honest reaction-
“Hey, Alastor I have a question about cannibalism. I don’t know if I am one because I drank some blood once I was Ali-“
* stands there in blank shock for two LONG seconds*
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHH- *SLAMS DOOR* I’m so Sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry!!!!”😭
THAT WOULD BE SO ME SINCE IM ADHD AND I WOULD JUST WALK IN SO I WOULDNT FORGET WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. HELP
WAIT. WOULD I BE CONSIDERED A CANNIBAL IF I LIKE TO DRINK MY BLOOD?
@@ZabzDrawsTrashy THATS WHY I WAS GONNA ASK ALASTOR! 😂
@@ZabzDrawsTrashy I WOULD ASK THAT TOO, I ACTUALLY DO LIKE DRINKING MY OWN BLOOD.
THAT GASP THOUGH- HE BREATHED IN A LUNG OR SOMETHING
*Me looking away from the phone. Me hearing hes gonna fuck my brains out. Head whips to look at the phone* Me: YOUR GONNA WHAT MY WHAT?!
Alastor: **prolonged gasp** I didn't think of you as a pervert😏
Listener: 😶😶😶
6:34 THAT HAD ME DEAD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 💀
I'M ACTUALLY CRYING WHAT IS THIS
The fact that both me and Alastor are aroace 💀
Same bro 💀
Same 💀
I am asexual and biromantic :D
@@rebunicornshorts7450 slay
Me and him are both asexual so it makes no sense
the gasp was so dramatic help-😭
alastor: "and tease you i shall because the next time you walk in on me changing i'm GNA [__] your brains out"
Me: WHHHHHHYYYYY I JUST WANTED THE CHEETOOS AHHHHHHH
*me walking in and probably on my phone not realizeing*
Alastor:my dear!
Me:AH! *falls to the floor face first* yea imma stay here now. Wait. MY PHONE!
Alastor:your red like a tomato 3:21
Me: n-no s-shut up *while blushing*
Alastor: Are you blushing, my dear?
Me: Nooo
Alastor: Are you....blushing?
nooooooooooooo
Me? Blush? I WOULD NEVERRRRR
YES,NEVER....
This played while I was working ... My whimper got my coworker's attention... Help.
Wth.
Quit the job, change your identity, move to Detroit, live a new life. Works every time 👍🏻
Absolute masterpiece of voice acting, thank you. So many "my dear" tho 😂 but the gasp and so many more things are worthy of an oscar ❤
Alastor:you're all red~
Alastor:just like me! 😀
Me:idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing-
Tears are streaming down my face
tears are streaming down my legs
My legs are quite literally crying
"That's not a third leg"
*Dirty mind on*
"THEY CAN BE THAT LONG!?!?!?"
This is cool and all but the banger that this man was humming just got me like 😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭🤭😜😜😜😜💅💅💅💅✨️✨️✨️✨️🕺🕺🕺💃🕺💃💃💃🕴🕴
There needs to be a video where we do this again because of the threat or promise he made!! 😂
Tehe your voice acting is just so good
YAY ALASTOR 😣🙏🏼
Love you morphy and love Alastor please keep doing deer boy audios ❤
1:29 why the fuck us anyone talking about this right here im a red mess rn AHHHH🥴
Im gonna be in need of a wheel chair
Fr😂
Gasp! We saw the tail!!!
*walks in* al: :0 me:🧍🏻♀️🚪*closes door* 🚪 *behind door* 😭🔫
6:34 JAW DROPPED.