I THOUGHT IT SAID HE WALKS IN ON ME BUT NOW THAT I CHECKED THE TITLE AGAIN…..💀💀💀💀💀💀 I WAS CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT IT WAS! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS IM ONLY 10- *dies* ;-;
For real when he said that in my brain, I was like do you really want to know I mean, according to the video what is happening in my brain might actually happen in real life if I walk in on him again so excuse me, I’m just gonna go walk in on Alastor changing again
NAH CAUSE WHEN HE SAID THE “fuck your brains out” MY HEAD SNAPPED TOWARDS MY PHONE SO QUICKLY AND I EXCLAIMED “EXCUSE ME?!- 💀” (not to mention the fact this actually had me flustered and it felt like he was actually teasing me-)
god! I bow before you! Thank you for your videos with Alastor. I'm from Russia, but I know English and I listen to your videos with pleasure. The voice suits Al! Please release ASMR with him more often! 💙
Me: *walks in* Alastor: *GASP* AHHH Me: Sorry! *start laughing* I love the radio effect on this Alastor ASMR. I've been laughing so much throughout the video, it made my day! Thanks
*me walking in and probably on my phone not realizeing* Alastor:my dear! Me:AH! *falls to the floor face first* yea imma stay here now. Wait. MY PHONE!
OK my honest reaction- “Hey, Alastor I have a question about cannibalism. I don’t know if I am one because I drank some blood once I was Ali-“ * stands there in blank shock for two LONG seconds* “AAAAAAAAAAHHHH- *SLAMS DOOR* I’m so Sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry!!!!”😭
HELP A BIBLE APP ADD CAME ON BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED 😭😭😭
Same- it was one were it said “i know your about to watch a video but can you give a second to god and pr-“ and i said “nope!” And skipped the ad😂
@@GinBvnny lmao
HEHE HE AINT HAVING US TODAY-
I got disney Channel... 😀
@@Vane.s.s.a "I'm Alastor from Hazbin hotel and you're watching Disney Channel"
The Gasp man had me rolling on the floor XD
FR💀💀💀
I was about to BURST out laughing while my parents are asleep.
@@YOUR_LOCAL_CHICKEN_IN_A_PEN ooo- that wouldn’t have been good-
Same😭
LMAO
Alastor: "That's not a third leg."
**Dirty mind activated**
Me: Please don't let me imagine that. *NOT HIM.*
😭🤣😂
TOO LATE! HELP!
EXACTLY 😭😭😭
😭
That's why I was smart enough to imagine listener/yn to look away!
Alastor: **long gasp**
Me: **dying on the floor**
SAME 😭
Also same here
Same
Same
I THOUGHT IT SAID HE WALKS IN ON ME BUT NOW THAT I CHECKED THE TITLE AGAIN…..💀💀💀💀💀💀 I WAS CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT IT WAS! IM NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS IM ONLY 10- *dies* ;-;
ALASTOR? CLICKING FASTER THEN MY HAMSTER CAN RUN ON HIS WHEEL.
Lol
Same
UR PFP 😭
@@Arctic.Alphine WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT SHHHHHHHH
Same😅
THE GASP WAS SO DRAMATIC I LOVE IT
Bro i love who he sounds so uncomfortable yet still has to make sure we feel embarrassed about not knocking
got to stay in control somehow XD and ensure it doesn't happen again lol
Oh god his tone of voice makes me never want to knock again and I hate myself rn-
The funny thing is, he'd smile throughout this whole thing.
Help-😂😂😂😂
@kelsicook4849 I'm sorry, it's to late for u, run and never look back!!!!
I know thats the funny part
@@marieminter4083 bever?!😂
@@Imapan13*never*
Alastor: 6:30 - 6:41
Me: *Slowly hides in the bushes again.*
FR FR
REAL HELP
💀😭😭
I screamed it’s three am my parents gonna be mad but it’s worth it
No I skipped ahead to that 😭
THE GASP 😭😭😭 HE SOUNDED OFFENDED 😭😭😭
I SAW THE TITLE AND MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED
FRRRR
ONGGG!!
I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE OTHER VIDEOS I SWEAR
@@Vane.s.s.a LMFAOOOO… I DONT REMEMBER COMMENTING ON ANY OTHER VIDEOS HELP BUT IF I DID THEN HI
6:35 - I BEG YOUR MOST EXQUISITELY DEVINE PARDON?!
EXQUISITELY DIVINE PARDON 😭💀
@@alejandro.TheGothSkeleton IT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF
@@jennaPlayz24 SO VALID THO
What r u? Sera's 3rd assistant??? LMAO
@@madelinefaux1235 HA-
6:34
**Cutely walks in on him changing again**
I came back for more-😩😩😩✨️✨️✨️
@yourlocal_CynHEHEHEHA
HAHAHHAHAHA
HELPP😭😭 BUT I MEAN I WOULD DO THE SAME✨
@@Buffer_Fish_Vr WITHOUT THE "BACK FOR MORE" 💀😭😭😭
Alastor: "I wonder what was going on in your head when you opened the door, my dear"
Me: You *don't* want to know... *Trust me*
Big-
9/11
@@MYA-KISSESBIG WHAT
For real when he said that in my brain, I was like do you really want to know I mean, according to the video what is happening in my brain might actually happen in real life if I walk in on him again so excuse me, I’m just gonna go walk in on Alastor changing again
BRO THE GASP IS PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That isn’t a third leg”
DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED
SAME
“IM MATURE”
“IM MATURE.”
“I’m not mature.”
Time stamp??
Alastor: “I didn’t know you were such a peeping Tom”
Me: “LMAOOOOOOO”
NAH BUT MY MOM AND DAD PUT THAT AS OUR INTERNET NAME AS A JOKE-
*COUGHS*
NAH CAUSE WHEN HE SAID THE “fuck your brains out” MY HEAD SNAPPED TOWARDS MY PHONE SO QUICKLY AND I EXCLAIMED “EXCUSE ME?!- 💀” (not to mention the fact this actually had me flustered and it felt like he was actually teasing me-)
When I heard it I was acting the same way cuz he seems so easygoing lol
I WAS AT A LOST FOR WORDS. LIKE WHAT
That's cute, darling
@@B3nadry1111 HUH??? 😨
@@Esmeray_5166 It's just adorable knowing you're flushed by an audio of me, hm
THE GASP WHEN WE WALKED IN JESUS I CANT
Same!
Me reading the title: and then he fucking kills us
Would very much love to die after this 😊❤
"my dear... Did you not notice that daugh doour was cloused... HOUGH HOH" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
I can't it got me so much
This got me luaging like HUAG HUAG HAHAHA GOOFY AHH ME
XD
6:30
...excuse me? MY JAW. IS ON THE FLOOR. DETACHED FROM MY HEAD.
I can’t tell if he means he’s gonna kill you or literally fuck you-
(Also same 😨 I was like: “ w-what…when- why- WHY-“
MY REACTION EXACTLY!!!!
People do realise he’s aro ace right?
I can’t tell if he means it literally or he means he’s gonna kill you
But I’m like “WTF”
@@-MIZUK-FAN- Even they can have sex too
I fucking liked everyone's comment! So like me Please!😭
Oki I liked!
whyr you begging for likes
@@shiv88806 hmm maybe because I'm more bored than a fucking rock.
@@Ultimate_nurse..... oh mood
This is why locks exist, no one ever knocks, im not joking, I would know, I never knock, LOCK YOUR DAMN DOORS! THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON!!!
He has a lock, 3:33 but he doesn't use it
*just listen to the rest*
@@MRPUZZLESMYLOVE seemed like he was berating us at the beginning lol
lock yo danm doors....
Why don't people understand this!?
My door doesn’t have a lock 😔
THE GASP THOUGH 😭
"HEAAAAHHH-"👺👺👺
@yourlocal_Cyn :0 MURDER DRONES FAN!!
THE ABSOLUTE HORROR😭😭😭
Why did I gasp dramatically after reading this and Al did it exactly the same I’m CACKLING 😂
Bro was FLABBERGASTED 😭
Alastor: "are you.. Blushing~?"
Me: NO.. *red asf*
𝙱𝚁𝙾 𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙴🫡
Same here 😂
Him: *calling me a perv*
Me: *staring at his scarred and discolored body*
I'd me like:excuse me? Could u continue getting changed? I don't want to see that body any more!
Me: *MEGAN STOP IT HES SUPPOSED TO BE ASEXUAL!*
Also me: “YOURE GONNA WHAT MY BRAINS OUT??!”
Alastor: *Call red face mess*
Me in niffy's voice: I'm the mess?!
6:33 MY JAW DROPPED
DEADASS-
Omg same! I even screamed 😅😅
Me: *walks in*
Alastor: AHHHH
Me: sorry!!😂😂
How do you walk in on yourself
@@MRPUZZLESMYLOVE ha! Barge in
TY FOR SUBBING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@MRPUZZLESMYLOVEI think he saw a mirror
@@Mitsuba.xoxo.he's naked walking and saw a mirror,say a sorry because he saw someone naked
Al: "My dear! I did not take you for such a pervert"
Me: *eep*😳😖
@@rebunicornshorts7450 tf is your problem dude?
7:31
"you might as well just... sell your soul to me..~"
"sign here, sign here aaand here."
I just read the word NAKED and I'm here 😃😃😃
@yourlocal_Cyn WHAT Ummmmmm.....I MEAN ITS ALASTOR!! THATS ALL I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
@yourlocal_CynTheir lying 🤥
oop
Real!!!!
@@LocalSimpLMAO *hissing noises*
"OOH~ my deerr~" had me rolling to Alabama💀
Nooooooooo…. Not Alabama! 🤣🤣🤣
isn't alastor from alabama
@@Dinualdodestajo No, He’s from New Orleans, Louisiana
why did that gasp at the beginning sound so DRAMATIC???
Why Did His Gasp At 0:05 Sound Like A Kazoo 😭
*“Are you..blushing, my dear?”*
**Microsoft ad**
I got a genshon impact ad 😂
"Are you blushing my dear-"
"WRITINGS NOT THAT EASY, BUT GRAMMERLY CAN HELP"
EATING THESE ALASTOR AUDIOS EVERY SINGLE TIMEEE MORE WE NEED MORE
istg the gasp at the beginning had be on the floor laughing
It's like an anime girl I swear 😭💀
0:05 its giving the "*high pitched noise* JESUS." Audio
Basically how I interpreted the beginning: *Alastor just casually singing before he's walked in on and then* *"AH, HOLY SHIT-"*
Reality: he bulges ur eyes out and sends u to to second hell
HE WOULD LITERALLY BE LIKE "GET TF OUT GET TF OUTTT"
Alastor: **long ass gasp**
Me:...✌️sorry. **Disappearing meme* from the bathroom*
(meets Alastor in real life)
YOU MAY HAVE MY SOUL PLEASE TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Frrrr😩😩😩😩
FR FR
YES!!!!!
FR THOOO
Same >:) fr
I ALMOST PUKED I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THESE KINDA VIDS
SAME, I SOMEHOW MANAGE TO LAUGH MY ORGANS OUT FR
SAME 😭
3:27 I SOULD BE OVER ALL THE BUTTERFLIESSSSS
He has a tail
I hope 🫡
Ik right he'd hate it if we touch it 🤭😏
It’s a short deer tail tho, SADLY
I counted how many times he said "My dear" (33 times)
Just why? (゜-゜) ʷʰʸ
lmfao
*my deer
The gasp bro 😭 I wheezed so hard
god! I bow before you! Thank you for your videos with Alastor. I'm from Russia, but I know English and I listen to your videos with pleasure. The voice suits Al! Please release ASMR with him more often! 💙
**(Sees Alastor in real life)** TAKE MY FREAKING SOUL I DONT CARE!!! **After just me red faced and blushing also screaming into a pillow**
“That wasn’t a third leg”
*sweet jesus*
Me: *walks in*
Alastor: *GASP* AHHH
Me: Sorry! *start laughing*
I love the radio effect on this Alastor ASMR. I've been laughing so much throughout the video, it made my day! Thanks
3:33 HE’S AN EXHIBITONIST!!
This is cool and all but the banger that this man was humming just got me like 😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭🤭😜😜😜😜💅💅💅💅✨️✨️✨️✨️🕺🕺🕺💃🕺💃💃💃🕴🕴
6:34 THAT HAD ME DEAD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 💀
I can't wait till the Alastor x listener,I hope it's just like this one,Morphy,you are an amazing youtuber. Enjoy life.
When I was Listening to this I was straight up screaming and my jaw dropped so wide 😭👊🥩
THE AWKWARD SILENCE AFTER HIS GASP HELP-
I also love how he says "My dear" 392 times it makes me go EURHUEDUGHRUI
My dear🤙🏻🥵
I clicked faster than Sonic on the highway
7:30 how did he get it out so quickly? does he just have a contract ready for us and decided to pull it out if his a-
Magic or it was up his ass.. You pick
NAH I'MA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE 💀✋
@@S0DIE_TABZ AM I WRONG!? HE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT IT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS A CONTRACT READY IN 321
I'm pretty sure that the amount of times Alastor said "my dear" is over a thousand
Aren’t you confident about your appearance my dear?
Me: no
Al: GOOD
Alastor: is it really difficult for you to knock
Me: damn right it is😂
YAY ALASTOR 😣🙏🏼
Tears are streaming down my face
tears are streaming down my legs
My legs are quite literally crying
Absolute masterpiece of voice acting, thank you. So many "my dear" tho 😂 but the gasp and so many more things are worthy of an oscar ❤
THE THIRD LEG LMAOOO💀💀💀
6:34 JAW DROPPED.
1:29 why the fuck us anyone talking about this right here im a red mess rn AHHHH🥴
Im gonna be in need of a wheel chair
Fr😂
The “you’re all red~…. Just like me!” Had me dying, he switched it up real quick
oh my god i read this literally word by word at the time he said this, that was so trippy
@@nixlicks that’s funny as hell though
Al:"my dear!I did not take you for such a pervert"
me:"I'm so sorry sir!!!"
I never fell for this man, I tripped over that third leg
TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
the gasp was so dramatic help-😭
The fact that both me and Alastor are aroace 💀
Same bro 💀
Same 💀
I am asexual and biromantic :D
@@rebunicornshorts7450 slay
Me and him are both asexual so it makes no sense
This played while I was working ... My whimper got my coworker's attention... Help.
Wth.
Quit the job, change your identity, move to Detroit, live a new life. Works every time 👍🏻
Tehe your voice acting is just so good
Alastor: is it so difficult to knock?
Me: says you-
FR
I'M ACTUALLY CRYING WHAT IS THIS
THAT GASP THOUGH- HE BREATHED IN A LUNG OR SOMETHING
glad to see im NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ADMIRES THIS STUD
THE GASP. IM LITERALLY CRYING 🤣😆
alastor: thats not a third leg
me: what the fu-
SO TRUE
Love you morphy and love Alastor please keep doing deer boy audios ❤
*Me looking away from the phone. Me hearing hes gonna fuck my brains out. Head whips to look at the phone* Me: YOUR GONNA WHAT MY WHAT?!
Bro gasped like he was offended lol
Xd
I just watch Valentino one and now i feel like im simping for this
There needs to be a video where we do this again because of the threat or promise he made!! 😂
Alastor:your red like a tomato 3:21
Me: n-no s-shut up *while blushing*
Gasp! We saw the tail!!!
*me walking in and probably on my phone not realizeing*
Alastor:my dear!
Me:AH! *falls to the floor face first* yea imma stay here now. Wait. MY PHONE!
“I don’t lock my doors” me “WTF IS Wrong with u”
*walks in* al: :0 me:🧍🏻♀️🚪*closes door* 🚪 *behind door* 😭🔫
OK my honest reaction-
“Hey, Alastor I have a question about cannibalism. I don’t know if I am one because I drank some blood once I was Ali-“
* stands there in blank shock for two LONG seconds*
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHH- *SLAMS DOOR* I’m so Sorry I’m so sorry I’m so sorry!!!!”😭
THAT WOULD BE SO ME SINCE IM ADHD AND I WOULD JUST WALK IN SO I WOULDNT FORGET WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. HELP
WAIT. WOULD I BE CONSIDERED A CANNIBAL IF I LIKE TO DRINK MY BLOOD?
@@ZabzDrawsTrashy THATS WHY I WAS GONNA ASK ALASTOR! 😂
@@ZabzDrawsTrashy I WOULD ASK THAT TOO, I ACTUALLY DO LIKE DRINKING MY OWN BLOOD.
Alastor:that isn’t a third leg try not to think to much about it
Me:*only thing I can think about now*
"That's not a third leg"
*Dirty mind on*
"THEY CAN BE THAT LONG!?!?!?"
6:38 sounds like Vox there... I ain't complainin tho ❤
Take a shot every time he says my dear
take a shot everytime he says "my dear"😂😘