THATS ENOUGH TH-cam FOR YOU MURPHY YOU GOTTA GO TOUCH THE PLANTS OR SOMETHING LIKE Grasses are a family of plants with leaves that usually look like blades. Most of them also have hollow stems and many branching roots. The green grass found in yards, the grasses growing on open land, grains, and bamboos all belong to the grass family.
Alastor: I’ve been wondering what it would be like to have a little well…….a little Alastor Me: I want a child too! Regina: Sinners cannot have children Melanie: *dancing to Melanie Martinez* Natasha: I’m a pre teen *takes a nap*
Wait! Hold on a damn minute! MORPHY I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. Charlie was born in Hell by two sinners! We can verify that she wasn't born BEFORE they went to Hell because the creator HERSELF says that she's only 200 years old! So it IS POSSIBLE.
@@AthenaShirakumo-m4dLillith was ORIGINALLY a mortal, however, because she was a mortal, she couldn't live to 10,000 years old. So by the time they did have Charlie, she'd have already died as a sinner down in Hell. And sorry for going nerd too.
All of them are hellborns,sinners can't reproduce cuz they're dead and are just spirits + it's part of their punishment and i don't think hell is a place for children.Unlike hellborns who are used to this environment
@@Lucifer_simp1 All of them are hellborns so they're alive and can reproduce since they're born there, Unlike sinners who got sent to hell as a punishment can't reproduce cuz they're dead so how would that work? They're basically spirits
!["Fancy Meeting You Here.." A Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) x Listener [Spicy Ver]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ZCrb-w0uUo/mqdefault.jpg)
"Bow weur- woerweur-" the fake bed creaking noises 💀
byew weraur weour weour
@@__AVERY__ XD
laozllaoasolsps
This was so hilarious💀💀💀
Alastor, never do that again...
Sinners can’t have children but it doesn’t hurt to try
I mean you have a Point
what about the hellborn children though?
@@Fluffy_LoafingCat those are from ones who aren’t actually sinners like stolas and Lucifer and vaggie
@@Fluffy_LoafingCatidkk
Ya your have a point lol
this is concerning
It's Morphi's villain era
@@mmmm-lg2mj LMAO
Very
Fr
😂😂 wtf
The fact that we all read the title, knew what it meant, and still clicked on it.
nope I can’t do this shit
@@itsaubs5928vaaaaaggggieeeeee what are you doing here
me when i saw the title : "Alastor....we talked about this before..."
It’s a little smelly over here….
@@Cyber.Sharky very smelly….
I saw this and stared laughing for some reason
My jaw dropped when i saw the title-💀😭
BAHAHAHA same
Me too😂
SAME HERE MAN-
@@The_Radio_Demon_HHALASTOR RUN, JUST F*CKING RUN
When i saw this. I was like "huh?..hold up...."
Congratulations Alastor is the father of a new cat .Alastor stares at you 😂
💀
@@itsaubs5928 😂
"you know, I've been thinking" should I be concerned?? 😞🤔
That was my exact reaction 😂😭
Why am I watching this..
I was like”A BABY?!”when I saw the title…I mean I’m down tho🤭
Eugh
@@addytattershall3733if u don’t like it back off😽
Im down too tbh 🫣🫣
@@ACamibalisticDinnerfrrr
@@addytattershall3733 Nope, sorry.
I have a thing for toxic characters man
Uh....... Little Alastor?? Pause!!!! 😳✋
OH MY GOSHHHH!
It's mean is he wants child....//////
@Zeno-r7c we know 💀
@@lunar_aria_ to Punishment by AL?
@@Zeno-r7c yeah, we get it!
“well, a little Alas-“
don’t you fucking finish that sentence
Alastor are you not happy with your little shadow gremlin kids?
Even if he isn't like he was nifty and Charlie and if he wants more there are children in cannibal town so like he should be
HELP I DIDNT READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT IT WAS AN ALASTOR EDIT
Welcome to the perverted community. We welcome you with open arms.
LMFAOO
Oh Lord no I'm not ready to have a chi- *At the end* 0//////0 Ok uhh..maybe
Alistair You are not the father Al: NOOOOOOOO y/n: YESSSSSSSSS
“Mmh rawh”
Its the "Wooo~" for me-
Alastor treats me like a Princess!🤩🤩🤩🤩
Show some respect!
@@connorarendse1202 Check your behavior!
@@The-Almighty-Cheez-itNo one speaks to Zestial that way!
@@The-Almighty-Cheez-it no is your thing!
@@Ch3rr1bxmb Did you expect us to sit back and Take Your... Insolent Brazen DISPLAYYY-
(Respectless Song shall continue below 👇)
THATS ENOUGH TH-cam FOR YOU MURPHY YOU GOTTA GO TOUCH THE PLANTS OR SOMETHING LIKE Grasses are a family of plants with leaves that usually look like blades. Most of them also have hollow stems and many branching roots. The green grass found in yards, the grasses growing on open land, grains, and bamboos all belong to the grass family.
LMAO. the simple fact you fucking described what plants are makes you deserving of an award. I'm defeated. XD
Make the bed creek make the bed creek make the bed creek make the bed creek 😂
Alastor: I’ve been wondering what it would be like to have a little well…….a little Alastor
Me: I want a child too!
Regina: Sinners cannot have children
Melanie: *dancing to Melanie Martinez*
Natasha: I’m a pre teen *takes a nap*
What is going on here??? HELLO?? 😭
Wait what that was so random
???? wtf is this brainrot speak
Tbh I ran out of skit ideas
@@kidshernandez7989 that was so random what
~Alastor ?! Ummmm okay ..❤️🔥~
Alastor flirting is way more terrifying than anything his radio torture 💀
ALASTOR WANTS TO BOW CHIKA WOW WOW US?🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💅💅💅💅🥵🥵🥵🥵
FULL ME WITH YOUR FAWNS ALASTOR !!!!!!!!
The one spicy picture on rule34.... With angel dust in it... Man I'm too far gone.
i audibly screamed EW
slide 7.
I'm scared
@@Yagirlkiki-y8d me too
I saw the title and I was like 😱(spit take) He what?!
Morphy gettin REAL creative with these titles
Wait! Hold on a damn minute! MORPHY I FOUND A LOOPHOLE. Charlie was born in Hell by two sinners! We can verify that she wasn't born BEFORE they went to Hell because the creator HERSELF says that she's only 200 years old! So it IS POSSIBLE.
THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING😭
Technically, she was born by a mortal and a Fallen Angel, not 2 sinners. Sorry to go nerd on you, but I just wanted you to know.
@@AthenaShirakumo-m4dLillith was ORIGINALLY a mortal, however, because she was a mortal, she couldn't live to 10,000 years old. So by the time they did have Charlie, she'd have already died as a sinner down in Hell. And sorry for going nerd too.
BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY-
@@JoannClewis A FILM THEORY. (I miss MattPat 😭)
HAVE ALL MY BABIES
@@addytattershall3733 buddie u don’t understand the love I have for this deer demon boy
@@addytattershall3733 trust me. U don’t wanna know w me ether 💀🦌📻🍓
@@addytattershall3733WHAT... THE ACTUAL
You know what I dont judge people but umm..
@@TheOFFICIALNuggies_DrawzI shouldn't judge cuz I simp 4 35+ characters :3
@@L3mon.Sh4rk 87…. I simp for 87 people…
Listening to this on a shift, giggling because these are always so funny to me (in a pleasant way of course)
Only once a year😢😢😢
OKAY BET-
"little alastor"lol
I want to cry I was very terrified 🥲
HE'S ASEXUAL
7:53 ？！////////////// hey AL......wtf.......////// l love it!
8:52 ok....punish me....///
@@addytattershall3733 don't be like that.....
@@addytattershall3733 you feel me?
That's my true feel and want to him lol
Of course....////// kinky way....
@@addytattershall3733 wow........... Kiss your phone screen..
"We could put a deer together"
-Appstore 2024 Aug 13th
Made people cry and some peoples knees melt
Appstore 💀💀 I meant alastor
It wouldn't be a bundle of joy until you did your part
Bro that thumbnail text jump scared me
...nothing is impossible dear.... impossible literally spells...I'm possible...
X...
i cried while listening to this
I dropped my phone in class when I saw the title.....(Got in trouble 😇)
Dang😭
oh got your ass wopped
We could adopt an imp baby....
Real
His fake bed noises I can't 😂❤ our fiancé is back😊❤
Morphy lad...you need help I'm willing to pay for your therapy broski 😭😭😨
…MORPHY NO MORE SCREEN TIME FOR YOU-
I would pay good fucking money I don't even have to have him do me but it is what it is
Fr 😋
ik this is off topic but if anyone's like "alastor isnt cute" ima force them to just listen to a second of his voice 😊
I just woke up and this was the first thing I saw💀
I love your vids 😭✋🏼
Erm... What the actual sigma☝😥
Enjoyed it so much🙂 Why a cliffhanger ending though? Also, so glad it's not a yandere one.
Also wouldn't mind having his baby lol 🍼
It's because it's probably not a cliffhanger on his patreon 🤣
Delulu is the solulu
I read the title and still I clicked on the video
We all be dirty for clicking on this😶🙃
AMO ESTE CANAL
Me too!
me too:)
@@LuciferMyBeloved also you
Please put a baby in riho! 😍
Why tf is this on my fyp, I wanna die rn😭😭
all of yall simping over this PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER AND GO OUTSIDE.. 😨
no 🥰
DO IT.
My fault I really gotta watch the videos until I comment😔
STOP I actually started crying-…..I’m so scared …yet I watched the whole thing -(and regretted it )
When he did that zesty Rawr at 5:31 I nearly spat out my drink (big mistake) I cringed so badly
I'm sorry-.. A what now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR YANDERE IS BACK😈😈😈
(Again this a joke)
8:28
HUH!?
But wait... I thought in the last vids we couldn't get preggers 🫢🫢🫢🤨🤨🤨
If sinners can't have children then how was Charlie,Blitz(o),stolas,stella, Octavia,loona,millie,moxxie, and all of them made
I just realized 😰
They’re adopted😈
They’re Hellborns
All of them are hellborns,sinners can't reproduce cuz they're dead and are just spirits + it's part of their punishment and i don't think hell is a place for children.Unlike hellborns who are used to this environment
@@Lucifer_simp1 All of them are hellborns so they're alive and can reproduce since they're born there, Unlike sinners who got sent to hell as a punishment can't reproduce cuz they're dead so how would that work? They're basically spirits
ALASTOR, WE HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU NOTICED, BUT WE STILL DON'T HANG A RING ON OUR FINGER.
Me when i saw the title: "wait wait im a simp but what the fu-"
no thank you sir Id rather kiss the cross of my lord Jesus Christ ☺️
When is the wedding day coming? ❤😊
Fr tho
👀 ummm woah there buddy 😅
PLEASE MAKE A PERIOD COMFORT VID WITH ALASTOR/LUCIFER X LISTENER😭😭❤
That actually sounds amazing
He would literally never do this!
I wish to unsee this.
Me too °w^
I'm speechless by this title why does Alastor want a child? 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
Me after reading the title: Um excuse me!?! You wanna run that by me again to make sure I heard you the first time?
Angel and alastor: WHAT THE F*CK ARE PEOPLE DOING WITH THESE OURSELVES
5:34 alastor:rawr me:🤣
*Throw herself throught the window 'cause she smiled during all the video exept when he asked to eat a deer carus together*
Me when I saw the title: Timothy NO
Imma eat this up
me to
Bro don’t you know how babies were made of alastor ?!
Guys… correct me if I’m wrong, but if the Listener is a Fallen Angel or a Hellborn, is it possible that he could impregnate them?
HUH?! THE TITLE???
None of that!
Yeah, um. How many of you guys agree Alastor needs a free therapy ticket?
5:35 and did alastor just meow?!?!
He wannts to what?!
The way I only clicked on this to read the comments 💀
Nah this is crazy
WHAT?!
Uhh... I don't think I'm ready for that kind of thing. He... He...😅
im scared
Cute ❤
we will become a beautiful family me and alastor
Make a curse cat Alastor to become the baby
yes~
WHAT?! 😮😳
👀👀
A what now??!!
HAVE MY KIDSSS
WHATTTT
OPE 👀👀👀
Still waiting for the wedding
I’m concerned do you need therapy 😭