Without seeing his real facial expression you could tell that there was a smug grin on the stings face when he turned on the wipers and got rid of the paint
I dunno, replace James' pink paint with that extremely quick setting foam stuff the US military uses to incapacitate naughty people (sets within 10 seconds) and its got possibilities.
Ali Jiwani I didn't lose it until about half a second later when I remembered that that was the _best_ they could do, considering the _pathetic_ performance of the other two cars.
The absolute racket at 1:00 had me dead. Cows mooing until it becomes electronic screeching, men shouting, metal snapping and twisting. I love this show. :>
I still remember the first time I ever saw this episode. I was in utter shock when the Stig deployed his windshield wipers as I was so convinced in James May’s paint spraying brilliance. I had no faith in Hammond’s trap tactic so the failure was laughably expected. Watching Jeremy attempt a take down with wheel spikes had me in the edge of my seat, only to reveal disappointment once again!
0:09 I like that despite they hadn't had any argument between him and James, Jeremy just looked at that lexus and decided to crash into it for no reason
Thanks to James's siren at the beginning, I keep waiting for all 3 of their cars to be squashed by a giant cartoon foot while the Monty Python's Flying Circus credits roll across the screen.
So according to the Stig, he just used wipers to wipe off May's paint on windshield, dodged Hammond's doormat with some nails in it, and one of Clarkson's Boudicea wheels nearly chopped a cameraman's (and two idiots') feet off Just pure gold
0:28 I like how Jeremy goes to the point when it comes to clearing off an accident scene as quickly as possible even though it wasn't obviously done in a health & safety manner. He already called the people who close roads and do nothing as "wombles". 🤣
The first 13 seconds! just watch it a few times and really take in what your seeing, i nearly died when I realised how Jeremy parked and what it means for james
1:30 the coppers in this _are_ perfect British rozzers who always *use* their own iconic form of intonation which _stresses_ the verbs in sentences. _”Marjorie, please _*_proceed_*_ in _*_making_*_ me a cup of tea.”_
_Top Gear_ has reduced me to tears more times than I can count, but the first minute of this is something else entirely - I was in physical _pain_ watching this for the first time on BBC2 🤣
Yeah, it would make the police chases a hell of a lot more exciting, and it would be a real treat for fans of Wagner or Apocalypse Now! "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Colonel Bill Kilgore
We've already given our police much of the same equipment, mindset, tactics, and training as our frontline troops. Which is more terrifying: Ride Of The Valkyries, or the very real militarization of police? If we're gonna arm our troops like Col. Kilgore's group, might as well make some references!
The thoroughly practical way of clearing up an accident. 1:01 "I've got a live one here..." 4:05 [Jeremy] OH I SAY!!! (Typically British). A BMW colour silver ... with a pink front end. 6:27 "Something's gone wrong with the handling!!" gee Jeremy, ya think? Classic Top Gear and it never gets old. =)
Paleo PH Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I was like “why the fuck do they have a plane that costs tens of millions of dollars just sitting as a background prop for top gear?”
@@jakes.4147 it was formerly operated by British Airways, and is retired in that airfield, where Top Gear uses it as a test track. You can check out Primeval where a Giganotosaurus attacked it.
Technically out of all their home made devices, Jeremy's spikes WERE the most successful - They did immobilise a car! Ok, it was his own, but still... 😂
Just needs an adjustment to the formula. Maybe something oilier so the wipers just smear it, or something that'll dry on contact on the windscreen leaving a film. Say, dissolve a bunch of sugar and dye into a high proof ethanol mixture. It'd spatter across the window and the alchohol would evaporate off instantly under the wind to leave a layer of dyed sugar. Doubt your wipers would help with that.
0:54 I love how educational Top Gear was for every situation you might encounter on the road. This is textbook stuff about clearing the road of dead accident victims.
Aurageyser Orion Usually the same tactic they presented will be used, but with more tactics like predicting the road, traffic reports, using of bikes for scouting and so on.
Fact is thry wouldn't. Too busy arresting people who train their dog to do nazi salutes these days. And people saying anything that offends the LGBTQIXYZ community.
@@OffGridInvestorcome on give me some cases where just offending an LGBT+ person has happened, I won't bother waiting because you won't be able to find any because there aren't any. also on the issue of the Nazi pug retard that guy got a fine because he said gas the jews 17 times the defense of it's a joke even one isn't particularly funny but 17 times and it was his fault due to the fact he constantly lied during his case, seems like the police were quite right to be intrigued by this guy now he's run as a candidate for far right party.
It's generally surprising that the camera crew is completely alive, considering everything that's happened on the show _(including and not limited to all three presenters getting hurt or nearly dying during filming)_
There’s just something special watching a car get dragged away while upside down with sped ice cream truck music playing from the car pulling it to me personally. Just the absurdity of it all is hysterical.
Without seeing his real facial expression you could tell that there was a smug grin on the stings face when he turned on the wipers and got rid of the paint
That or an eye-roll.
yep
Stig doesn't have eyes.
He has tiny, round LCD displays.
Some say he has no expression, only a screen where his face should be
What makes you think it's got a face?
*pull up to the accident*
*farmyard noises and ice cream truck jingles*
I'm dead.
when 19 people died but u tryin'a keep the attitude good
Same here!
And then Clarkson blocked May's door by parking in front of it, lol.
Cop car bumps into each other
Doesn't help at all the jingle is The Liberty Bell March aka the Monty python theme
6:20 Cameraman nearly gets his legs cut off. That guy definetly deserves a raise.
poor guy
He probably got a punch from Jeremy
Felt a bit staged for TV. the odds are small
Onks toi Niilo??
R.I.P
I'm honestly surprised Jeremy's spikes didn't work. They hit Stig's wheels pretty cleanly
Either that was scripted or he didn't do it correctly.
He was still the closest to doing anything effective by a long shot though.
I dunno, replace James' pink paint with that extremely quick setting foam stuff the US military uses to incapacitate naughty people (sets within 10 seconds) and its got possibilities.
Mike Caddick That shit's expensive. The UK police don't have the budget for military hardware.
pokemaster123ism Didn't they test something like this on Mythbusters?
After all these years, hearing those sirens still cracks me up
What about 4 years later?
@@elitghost42 what about 8 months later?
@@Max_VDV wow, 8 months? That went by really fast. You sir just made me question my whole life
ElitGhost what about 8 months again
@@vette9305 8 months after that
0:05 I swear to god I lose it every time I hear that siren
JR
Lose*
Dw, I'll tighten it for ya!
It's... Monty Python Flying Top Gear!
The cavalry has arrived!
th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
Is here
The first 15 seconds are just brilliant.
+Arexion5293 Those sirens XD
'Rollin' up with da squad'
+Yosaran Phonghiranwarakul Yeah xD
Lol
Agreed. The cow noises, the ice cream truck music, and the final touch of Jeremy bumping into James. Just perfect.
I lost it when Jeremy's wheel fell off
Ali Jiwani I didn't lose it until about half a second later when I remembered that that was the _best_ they could do, considering the _pathetic_ performance of the other two cars.
so did Jeremy's car
And when may and Hammond almost got hit by it😂
I think it could be time to admit failure
and nearly chopped off James and Richards legs
The absolute racket at 1:00 had me dead. Cows mooing until it becomes electronic screeching, men shouting, metal snapping and twisting.
I love this show. :>
It sounds like the most chaotic barn ever
I still remember the first time I ever saw this episode. I was in utter shock when the Stig deployed his windshield wipers as I was so convinced in James May’s paint spraying brilliance. I had no faith in Hammond’s trap tactic so the failure was laughably expected. Watching Jeremy attempt a take down with wheel spikes had me in the edge of my seat, only to reveal disappointment once again!
Thanks for the review officer
Officer: that's the special unit?
0:05
Captain: yes.
Gaminggod1997 “SPECIAL” unit
Special care unit, that is
All I'm gonna say is this.
If you are able to arrest the criminals because they were laughing too hard to escape,you still proved to be effective.
There together as one big group to clean the stains on the road
4:15 I lost it when he turned the wipers on!!! 🤣
me too
MuddyBob 650, this is what I said at that moment, "James, you done goffed
MuddyBob 650 Yea
MuddyBob 650 me too
YEAH XD AHAHHA
this never gets old or boring.
Unlike James May, who's both!
Banter
KBABZ
Tho he's not as slow as he used to be!
"The Police: Call 999 for Details" always makes me laugh
Henry Kensett true
0:51
“While Jeremy took care of the wounded”
*Shows Jeremy throwing them with cow noises in the background*
th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
Almost like this .
“While jeremy will take care of the wounded”
*throws off road into ditch*
Edit: yes
*_y e e t_*
Was going to comment this. I died
i laughed so loudly my parents woke up and grounded me it was 2 am
Don't die or else Jeremy will throw you off the road
"I love Emilia"
1:10 when James' ice cream truck music is playing super fast! LMAO!
Sounds like NES game music like that XD
There needs to be more cheap car challenges.
This comment needs more thumbs up... need to let the BBC know! :D Totally flippin' agree!!!
Those are always the best episodes by far.
Yes!!!!!
Im gonna make 1000000 youtube accounts just to upvote this!
juzzchillahman
Legend!
0:09 I like that despite they hadn't had any argument between him and James, Jeremy just looked at that lexus and decided to crash into it for no reason
Just keeping it to them before they get to the scores at the end of the show
I like how James May forgot one invention fitted to most modern cars: a windscreen wiper!
XD
to be fair to him tho, his idea did work.
not just most modern cars, ALL modern cars. xD
Flash of genius.. is the movie about the guy who invented it an how he battled the big car companies to keep the rights to it
In the words of Clarkson, he's not modern.
“While Jeremy took care of the bodies.”
*next shot shows Jeremy throwing a body off the road* 😂😂
3:12
"So we're now watching James in a hot pursuit situation"
"How long before you have to go home tonight?"
"oooOHH! That's uncomfortable!" at 6:01.
Best part! Jeremy looks like he panicked a bit and is really uncomfortable like he said lol xD
5:01 James' honks like a goose
"Jeremy took care of the wounded."
Jeremy: *YEET*
Oh thank goodness someone is her to save me from the car crash
Jeremy - Y E E T
Thanks to James's siren at the beginning, I keep waiting for all 3 of their cars to be squashed by a giant cartoon foot while the Monty Python's Flying Circus credits roll across the screen.
Jeremy took care of the wounded *throws bodies*
This is gold
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So according to the Stig, he just used wipers to wipe off May's paint on windshield, dodged Hammond's doormat with some nails in it, and one of Clarkson's Boudicea wheels nearly chopped a cameraman's (and two idiots') feet off
Just pure gold
*”Oh no, he’s driven round it.”*
Sarcasm: 💯
The good old days of Top Gear.
What season and episode is this
@@bigbyze8069 Season 11, Episode 1: Police Cars
0:28 I like how Jeremy goes to the point when it comes to clearing off an accident scene as quickly as possible even though it wasn't obviously done in a health & safety manner. He already called the people who close roads and do nothing as "wombles". 🤣
Legends the sirens at 0:06 get me like fall over laughing time and time again absolute legends
James’ is literally the Monty Python theme XD
0:05 their arrival just perfectly sums up classic Top Gear - perfectly.
I laughed so hard when James sprayed him and he stuck on the wipers because it hadn't occured to me either 😂😂
When you break the law in top gear you get chased by an ice cream truck, a farm and a heavy metal band.
The Police? Heavy Metal? Dafuq?
If you said Rock wouldn't be correct but it would be closer 😂
-Mom can I get police car?
•No we have police car at home
Police car at home: 0:05
0:05 that sho up doe
ikr lol that siren
Rolling into your d'ms like: XD
No matter how hard I try I cannot stop bursting into laughter every time I watch it.
@@bcferriesman1438 Holy moly you just uncovered a comment I wrote 8 years ago 😂
This is just the most mental and hilarious I've seen for a long time! The sirens, and the way they don't care at all. It's just amazing
6:19 that rev and burnout :D
Sav, It's called ending with style
Of all the places it could have rolled
I love Hammond's pose and laugh at 4:58
Oh no he's driven round it
@@tomedy_official the stinger needs to be longer
@@georgepeg6167 any longer, he'd quit top gear sooner
6:30 Stig looking in the mirror, wondering what the frik just happened! 😄😄😄
You can tell from the way he was hunched over that he was trying his damnedest to not laugh out loud
The first 13 seconds! just watch it a few times and really take in what your seeing, i nearly died when I realised how Jeremy parked and what it means for james
0:05 The team arriving at the scene
4:56 Hammond's plan failed hillariously
Both of these never gets old and i'm still laughing way too hard each time
1:08 is this what hell looks like
I'm sure hell has actual organization going on more than that moment
"Commodore Clarksonio" i died 😂
3:57 best scene the ice. cream music makes it funnier 😂
1:30 the coppers in this _are_ perfect British rozzers who always *use* their own iconic form of intonation which _stresses_ the verbs in sentences.
_”Marjorie, please _*_proceed_*_ in _*_making_*_ me a cup of tea.”_
The amount of chaotic energy in this clip is insane
_Top Gear_ has reduced me to tears more times than I can count, but the first minute of this is something else entirely - I was in physical _pain_ watching this for the first time on BBC2 🤣
Frankly I kinda wish the police here in the USA would use Ride of the Valkyries for their sirens like that!
Yeah, it would make the police chases a hell of a lot more exciting, and it would be a real treat for fans of Wagner or Apocalypse Now!
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Colonel Bill Kilgore
*+Shazbotacus* So you're saying the police should terrorize the public? Sounds like Fascism.
Blaze_007 why would the public be terrorized by classical music? And how did fascism get into this?
We've already given our police much of the same equipment, mindset, tactics, and training as our frontline troops. Which is more terrifying: Ride Of The Valkyries, or the very real militarization of police? If we're gonna arm our troops like Col. Kilgore's group, might as well make some references!
Air Cav
"There goes a member of the criminal classes."
Jeremy ramming his car into James' car and blocking the door at the beginning was a nice touch.
The thoroughly practical way of clearing up an accident. 1:01 "I've got a live one here..."
4:05 [Jeremy] OH I SAY!!! (Typically British). A BMW colour silver ... with a pink front end.
6:27 "Something's gone wrong with the handling!!" gee Jeremy, ya think?
Classic Top Gear and it never gets old. =)
I love how there's just a casual 747 sitting in the background at 4:00.
That 747, specifically a 747-236B, has appeared in many BBC shows, including the ITV show Primeval, where it was attacked by a Giganotosaurus.
Paleo PH Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I was like “why the fuck do they have a plane that costs tens of millions of dollars just sitting as a background prop for top gear?”
@@jakes.4147 it was formerly operated by British Airways, and is retired in that airfield, where Top Gear uses it as a test track. You can check out Primeval where a Giganotosaurus attacked it.
@@jakes.4147 more like hundreds of million lol
*casual 747*
2:50 TRANSLATION: Let's see if you can stop the suspect without assistance from the Royal Airforce 🤣
"While Jeremy took care of the wounded"
*Yeets the victims like a bloke*
When Hammond slammed on the brakes and his door swung open killed me twice over.
0:10 me and the bois pulling up to my crushes house be like
Its 2022 and this generation of Top Gear will never get old.
2:37 chris harris being taken into custody for warcrimes committed to top gear
5:51
"I'm going to deploy my boudiceas."
Clarkson is serious.
Jesus Jeremy.... that could have gone reaaaally bad
Bruh its top gear what did you expect
top gear in a nutshell
and why we love top gear in a nuthell
0:53 The ambulance crew when they find my body
Technically out of all their home made devices, Jeremy's spikes WERE the most successful - They did immobilise a car! Ok, it was his own, but still... 😂
Yup, the whole series is very rewatchable.
Top gear really was the best show, can't stop laughing 😂
The most side-splittingly funny episode in the entire show!!!
That paint was amazing. "SUCCESS!" ... {turns on wipers}
Just needs an adjustment to the formula. Maybe something oilier so the wipers just smear it, or something that'll dry on contact on the windscreen leaving a film. Say, dissolve a bunch of sugar and dye into a high proof ethanol mixture. It'd spatter across the window and the alchohol would evaporate off instantly under the wind to leave a layer of dyed sugar. Doubt your wipers would help with that.
What he ndded as something sticky and tacky or smearable.
*Weels fall off and looses control*
6:27 "somethings gone wrong with the handling" XD
5:01 that laugh
1:39 Need For Speed: Most Wanted (2005)
0:54 I love how educational Top Gear was for every situation you might encounter on the road. This is textbook stuff about clearing the road of dead accident victims.
May's paint nozzles were pretty good at marking that car up and making it stand out more.
🤣🤣🤣Alright when someone said "Take care of the wounded" that is not what i was expecting
0:05 “No one expects the Top Gear police!”
The police didn't have to try and stop the stig.
Aurageyser Orion Usually the same tactic they presented will be used, but with more tactics like predicting the road, traffic reports, using of bikes for scouting and so on.
Fact is thry wouldn't. Too busy arresting people who train their dog to do nazi salutes these days. And people saying anything that offends the LGBTQIXYZ community.
@@OffGridInvestor ok boomer
@John Rezo ok boomer
@@OffGridInvestorcome on give me some cases where just offending an LGBT+ person has happened, I won't bother waiting because you won't be able to find any because there aren't any.
also on the issue of the Nazi pug retard that guy got a fine because he said gas the jews 17 times the defense of it's a joke even one isn't particularly funny but 17 times and it was his fault due to the fact he constantly lied during his case, seems like the police were quite right to be intrigued by this guy now he's run as a candidate for far right party.
I actually burst out laughing so hard seeing Jeremy's wheel fly off 😂
“Just wind your window down, draw up alongside him and blow his head off” had me in actual tears. Once again, Jezza has the solution to everything
I have always been amazed of the lack of injury to the camera crew...
It's generally surprising that the camera crew is completely alive, considering everything that's happened on the show _(including and not limited to all three presenters getting hurt or nearly dying during filming)_
0:05 Imagine if you're dying in a crash and suddenly hearing ice cream jingles 💀
6:17 I never laugh so hard watching Jeremy's tyre detached from his Coupe 🤣
That wasn't the tyre...that was the whole friggin' wheel, spikes included! 😆
@@soundseeker63 You were right 🤣
There’s just something special watching a car get dragged away while upside down with sped ice cream truck music playing from the car pulling it to me personally. Just the absurdity of it all is hysterical.
"...and Jeremy took care of the wounded" I died.
4:03 The face
*Pulls up to accident*
*Ice cream truck noises as sirens*
_I see that your a man of culture as well._
“Something’s gone wrong with the handling.”
Rear tire sitting 300 yards away hahahaha
I _SO_ wanted to see what the BMW looked like after that attack...
This is the best one yet a combination of the amazing sirens and flying bodies makes this amazing
1:05 scared the hell out of me when i saw his hand move
0:53 is the moment I let out my laughter for 10 minutes
6:25 "Something has gone wrong with the handling!"
imagine getting badly injured in an accident and hoping for some help and you hear this 0:06
I'd forgotten how close that wheel came to killing someone! I love this show. Clarkson for PM!
0:46
James: Richard and I took care of the cars while Jeremy took care of the wounded
Jeremy: YEET
Imagine you’re fighting for your life and these three pull up
4:16 OH windshield wiper OH right.
6:15 lol, he loose his own wheele X)
Clean out the bodies.
Clarkson: Y E E T
“ I don’t think he’ll take Stiggs alive”
😂 😂 😂
Did Jeremy bump James on purpose at 0:09? Lol.
TieLandProductions, Jeremy is just a dick
It’s a running joke that Richard and Jeremy frequently bump into James’ car during the cheap car challenges.
watch the episode with the old Alfa Romeos and James gets really annoyed with Richard for continuosly bumping into his car