Between the Sheets & Frito Feet - Episode 267 - Spitballers Comedy Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ธ.ค. 2023
- On this episode, we discuss having quadruplets, looking different every day, and bedding preferences. Then we jump into Highway To Spell before drafting items for a fight to the death inside an electronics store. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
02:55 - Would You Rather?
26:00 - Highway To Spell
39:50 - Draft: Electronics Store Battle Royale
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As another fellow “straight-on man” I totally see where Jason is coming from 💀 the whole segment gave me a laugh attack lmao
“He’s a straight-on man” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got me as well, Jason 🤣. I was in the middle of drinking and spit my coffee out a little 😩🤣
Don’t back down Mike! Soldering iron was 100% my first pick! Even if they don’t sell them those geek squad boys in the back have one.
That ending was incredible hopefully they were t actually too annoyed with one another. But damn that was sweet. And owls judgment lmao 😊
Was Andy searching for the word palindrome after the scat?
Wow what a way to start my Tuesday or ist Monday again😱
Dude thank you josh I was about to comment about how that wasn’t a mace lol
Jason, if you buy an alaskan king I want a full review on everything. The bedframe, the sheets, the pillows, getting it in the house.
Watch your shins! Jason hasn’t walked the same in years
A New England patriots player lived in my neighborhood till last year. When he sold his house he left all his furniture and had an Alaskan king. It was ridiculous. You could roll over 4 times and still be on the bed.
Bravo! We needed this. Our souls needed this.
Best highway to spell
Woohoo! Was sad there wasn't a new one today but pumped for this! Great way to end a Monday!
Same here!
How do you guys come up with this stuff 😂😂😂😂. Love it 😂😂
I was wondering how I forgot to watch the episode this morning, just realized it wasn’t posted till now, the spit take was too funny Andy 😂
Great! I can finally start my day. My wife was getting worried.
Awesome scat!
"AvoIRdUpoiS", probably would have helped to hear the French pronunciation 🤣
I share Jason’s strategic seating for a big guy. As we gather I try to find the spot where I’m least likely to have to get up to let people by and also that I’m not constantly trying to squeeze by them as we sit around the table playing games. Thanksgiving was a more petite dining/game area, constant moving for.
Andy was a lil snooty booty in this one!
I cant be the only one that turns on CC during the "Highway to Spell" segment...
Microcenter is the superior electronics store. Mike would have been very happy drafting there
Why all the teenage hate 😂
Draft analysis: Electronic Store Battle Royale
Andy Draft Grade: B-
Mike Draft Grade: C+
Jason Draft Grade: A
Andy's loadout: Drone, Electronic Cables, Monitor, Refrigerator
Mike's loadout: Tripod, Heat Syncs, Roomba, Canned Air
Jason's loadout: Sonos sound bar, Surge protector, Metal grate, Batteries
Best items drafted:
1.) Surge protector (Melee, went 2.03 // Jason)
2.) Electronic Cables (Melee, went 2.02 // Andy)
3.) Sound Bar (Melee, went 1.01 // Jason)
4.) Tripod (Melee, went 2.01 // Mike)
5.) Stove Metal Grate (Defense/Melee, went 3.01 // Jason)
6.) Batteries (Range, went 4.03 // Jason)
7.) 24'' Monitor (Defense, went 3.02 // Andy)
8.) Drone (Special Use, 1.02 // Andy)
9.) Canned Air (Special Use, went 4.01 // Mike)
10). Heat Syncs (Range, went 1.03 // Mike)
11). Refrigerator (Special Use, 4.02 // Andy)
12). Roomba (Special Use, went 3.03 // Mike)
Honorable undrafted mentions: Laser pointer, Dyson cordless vacuum, TV wall mount unit
Jason takes a commanding lead in this battle, as with his heavy offensive, ranged melee loadout countering all opposing thwarts from Jason and Andy. The primary weapons for the trio which were all taken in the third round consist of a tripod for Mike (2.01), some cables for Andy (2.02), and a surge protector for Jason (2.03). Mike's tripod is heavier and more awkward than he anticipates, and thus cannot get a good enough hit on the whiplash items of Jason and Andy. Andy has the slight advantage, as his group of cables is stronger than the single cable of a surge protector, but Jason gets some good hits in before ultimately losing the close-range battle. Switching weapons, Jason grabs his first -round powerhouse item of a Sonos sound bar, and its overall girth penetrates through Andy's monitor defense for some good hits.
Andy retreats to his fridge, and sets free his surveillance drone, to overview the ensuing battle. Mike engages his Roomba, which does absolutely nothing, and shortly afterward becomes stuck on the welcome mat of the BestBuy. Mike and Jason enter a ranged battle, both wounded throwing batteries and heat syncs at each other. Ultimately, Jason's batteries being higher in volume, and greater in accuracy and damage upon throw, defeat Mike. Andy sends his drone in for a final attack, but falls to the ground as Jason smacks it with his Sonos sound bar. Jason then proceeds to tie the handles on the refrigerator using his surge protector, locking Andy inside forever and winning the overall fight.
Overall, risky ideas that do not pan out lead to the downfall of Andy and Mike. The highly sought after drone, with pre-draft rankings of 1.01 for both losing parties, turned out to be a higher first round pick bust than Bryce Young. The aggressive, smart melee tactics of Jason is what gave him the W.
Battle MVP Pick: Surge Protector (Melee, 2.01 Jason)
❤Jason!
Lazer pointer
My nephews feet used to smell so bad, no amount of deodorant or socks could stop you from smelling them across the room...then one day no more stinky feet
You gotta have the sheet under the comforter! How often do you wash your blanket then? if you aren't washing the comforter every time you wash your sheets, you're gross.
Master Class? where is the fantasy footballers master class?
Gotta go tv mount
It's definitely better to go between the sheets. If you don't, might as well just sleep on your made bed under another blanket. Jason proving he's wrong again.
C'mon Mike...just lose the Duvet cover...genius
You guys don't have sheets? You wash your sheets regularly. Your duvet covers or a blanket are a pain in the butt to wash. That is why you put a sheet between you and the blanket.
"most women wear makeup" snd and "doll themselves up". Major yikes guys; Mike tried to help you not go down that path, and you did anyway.
Good thing I'm a forgiving woman, eh?
What part of that is factually wrong?
1.01 Smoke machine
1.02 thermal camera
1.03 batteries
1.04 Jason's metal grate to finish the job