Hamlet 2: A Matty's Patty's Tale | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 12

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  • @Iwrockandwroll
    @Iwrockandwroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5962

    this episode’s ratio: 25% screaming, 25% cooking, 50% mustard

    • @andy_3102
      @andy_3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Katia Martinez this comment hasn’t gotten the recognition it deserves 😂

    • @nocount4339
      @nocount4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @backerj11
      @backerj11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment is MONEY!

    • @andrebanville2343
      @andrebanville2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘

    • @krostt
      @krostt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you forgot to add the 65% cocaine ratio to the recipe tho

  • @micahfry89
    @micahfry89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    Most cooking shows lean into the relaxing nature of cooking. This show stands on the edge of the cliff of anxiety and chaos... and then jumps. I'm here for it.

    • @stadik5770
      @stadik5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      420th like

    • @thebigh4752
      @thebigh4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Take my hand. I'll come with you.

    • @dustinaskew1757
      @dustinaskew1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly, I like getting jump scared by my cooking shows.

    • @valpaca2547
      @valpaca2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and yet somehow it's so relaxing to me... how?

    • @joeyeoman5643
      @joeyeoman5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i went to humber with this guy he is 100 p legit bros

  • @_MrTrue
    @_MrTrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    This has been less of a cooking show and more of a psychological character study.
    And I think that's beautiful.

    • @absolute42zero76
      @absolute42zero76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ryan williams why did you watch the whole video?

    • @tiffems
      @tiffems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @techno.drew_
    @techno.drew_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    This man literally just made a double cheeseburger and the editor turned it into a dramatic masterpiece

    • @Fake_G-Ramsay
      @Fake_G-Ramsay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? Just found him off vice cooking channel, and this guy is hilarious.

  • @tinyrobotgrrl
    @tinyrobotgrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    The person in charge of music on this episode made some genius decisions.

    • @destroya21
      @destroya21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Him defending himself (and sauce) with that somber chamber music and Michelle cackling is surreal

    • @briannemenzo4392
      @briannemenzo4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated

    • @caitlynmo
      @caitlynmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was thinking this too!

    • @organicgrains
      @organicgrains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A lot of the samples reminded me of Always Sunny soundtracks, which really fits perfectly.

    • @atrolololop
      @atrolololop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the person in charge of dressing matty on this episode really made some genius decisions....style icon

  • @curtishanson971
    @curtishanson971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    This is THE funniest episode i have ever seen. I almost shut it off when the belly was jiggling because i couldn't see or hear from laughing!

    • @thecarlob_007
      @thecarlob_007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Curtis Hanson I couldn’t agree more

    • @htx_titos4641
      @htx_titos4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joetierney2
    @joetierney2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    One of the best parts was when the camera guy started crying laughing over Matty’s belly jiggling while stirring

    • @JollyGreenGreg
      @JollyGreenGreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe T the best part was when I started crying
      laughing over Matty’s belly juggling while stirring lol

    • @lonestaronestar1845
      @lonestaronestar1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Camera guy b is my new favorite person on the show besides mattys belly 😂

    • @nickscharby7178
      @nickscharby7178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUDEEE lmfao the sound effect BrOKE me more than once 👏

  • @dgstruzyk
    @dgstruzyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I spent an entire year cooking burgers 3 times a week, tweaking and perfecting. I came to almost the exact conclusion as Matty. Smash burger, simple sauce, processed cheese, cheap bun. I can assure you that this is the most comforting burger possible. It wraps you in love.

    • @rdavis787
      @rdavis787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Totally agree. Yellow American is the best cheese for a burger. This is a hill I will die on.

    • @vitaly6312
      @vitaly6312 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I came up with almost the same thought except mine was closer to an Oklahoma onion burger. I could use one of those right now.

    • @TheDondoran
      @TheDondoran 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was probably only once a week for me, but I did something similar. And, yeah, same conclusion. Thankfully all it takes to convince someone is just to make it for them.

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Matty laughing at his own belly jiggle gives my life meaning.

    • @chrisjames7089
      @chrisjames7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      next title: Belly Dancing Lessons With Matty Matheson

    • @shawnm7246
      @shawnm7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The snake was dancing

    • @myristicanz
      @myristicanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whitefox I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @CornPuff
      @CornPuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um....,? Matty? Are you okay? If this is sober Matty, I’m all about it. Just be safe. Losing you would absolutely break me.

    • @clickreportifyouareacrybab5942
      @clickreportifyouareacrybab5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad it's giving someone life because this guy will be dead by age 50 at the rate he is going.

  • @sepul2rapb459
    @sepul2rapb459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    His belly jiggling had me in tears.

    • @d-lo3055
      @d-lo3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here lmao

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was kinda cute 🤣

    • @lachyfeeney6375
      @lachyfeeney6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. So good. LOL

    • @stephenmerkle7878
      @stephenmerkle7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm on the train and people probably think I'm mental from how are I was laughing lol

    • @TheFloatingBartender
      @TheFloatingBartender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same im fucking dead

  • @monographicmonologues
    @monographicmonologues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    The editor of this show is a god damn legend

    • @quentinorsoni
      @quentinorsoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Man ... Music/ cuts/ effects legendary

    • @remytaveras6796
      @remytaveras6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      18:40 he said all him. This show is 90% Matty, 10% mustard.

    • @TheHangmansJoke
      @TheHangmansJoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remytaveras6796 50% mustard, 25% mustard...

    • @mon6745
      @mon6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah- this is some Hunzie level shit

    • @kismetology8031
      @kismetology8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      try brad leone's videos. thank me later.

  • @loganyoungberg4774
    @loganyoungberg4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This dude literally having moonlight sonata play while he makes a burger sauce. Legendary

  • @mikaears6787
    @mikaears6787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Every time I see Matty show up on camera I appreciate his style more and more.

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love him but he needs to exercise so he'll be with us in 20 years.

    • @organicgrains
      @organicgrains 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, that Canadian swagger m8

  • @grantschmidt5658
    @grantschmidt5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    *Matty’s wife enters* *label her as “earplug tester”*

    • @JamesOrr81
      @JamesOrr81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yo, if you were married to matty for like 6 years, you'd probably be partially deaf too.

    • @birthgravy
      @birthgravy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His wife isn't anywhere in this video. That's Michelle

    • @grantschmidt5658
      @grantschmidt5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      neberyx ayo 6:15. Also. Don’t question me I’m always right okay? Ok. Thanks

    • @Lifter976
      @Lifter976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@birthgravy 6:05

    • @CANControlGRAFFITI
      @CANControlGRAFFITI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      neberyx bro seriously?!

  • @kevinwallace9296
    @kevinwallace9296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Matty: These chocolates are terrible.
    Also Matty: Tries to eat the whole box at once.

    • @monoxidechild6161
      @monoxidechild6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sp10sn
      @sp10sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      emotional eaters. that's how we do

    • @johnnywhiteshoe
      @johnnywhiteshoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't attack us like that how dare you

    • @Mellowcanuck33
      @Mellowcanuck33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is shame being dealt with here. Everyone processes differently.

    • @ChipMunky
      @ChipMunky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you don't get a body like that by NOT eating a whole box of chocolates at once

  • @Noalpratap3849
    @Noalpratap3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I think every one should know that I have a playlist called “depression executor” containing all the videos by matty matheson.
    Love this guy.

    • @jared_quackenbush
      @jared_quackenbush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro. The same! When I'm down. I turn to just a dash!

    • @ActualChef
      @ActualChef 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Matty is my spiritual advisor.

  • @godslemons442
    @godslemons442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    I never comment. Ever. But everyone needs to know. This is the best cooking show I've ever seen.

    • @chrisnemat
      @chrisnemat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      would you like a gold star?

    • @bullit4x
      @bullit4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You’re right. You shouldn’t comment. No one cares. Kook

    • @venturehavencreations9340
      @venturehavencreations9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nature_slayer lol imagine being so full of hate you have to put someone down who wanted to share their opinion😭 hope your life is going okay bud

    • @bullit4x
      @bullit4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andy Grant my life is amazing Andy. Thanks for asking.

    • @castrocapone9365
      @castrocapone9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love this guy him and acting Bronson should do a show

  • @daneo
    @daneo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Can we praise the MUSIC guy for a second? I've watched every single episode as they come out and I def think it's the music selection and editing that really makes this show. Thumbs up if you agree.

    • @thenaughtygemini
      @thenaughtygemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i literally cannot remember this piece which is its fucking me up

    • @hunkenbunken7578
      @hunkenbunken7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenaughtygeminiunfortuanetly, same

    • @overkill38
      @overkill38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thenaughtygemini Some of its The Swan by Saint-Saëns and the end is Claire de lune by Debussy

    • @lieutenantwalrus860
      @lieutenantwalrus860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thenaughtygemini Another one of the compositions is called Skater’s Waltz

    • @hunkenbunken7578
      @hunkenbunken7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lieutenantwalrus860 yea, and the one playing while hes mixing the sauce is the aquarium by Camille Saint-Saëns

  • @mmiirrnnnaaa
    @mmiirrnnnaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    matty's wife: literally an angel from heaven matty: 👹

    • @Aleph-Noll
      @Aleph-Noll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha so true

    • @hearDJK
      @hearDJK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      20:40 🤣🤣

    • @birthgravy
      @birthgravy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not his wife, that's Michelle.

    • @Shoubu22
      @Shoubu22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@birthgravy Trisha is his wife, gave him chocolates.

    • @htx_titos4641
      @htx_titos4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Calalang the background music

  • @Goodknowledge4522
    @Goodknowledge4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:14
    “I love myself today. Not like yesterday. I’m cool. I’m cruel. I’m gonna be okay.” Hits head. Instantly not okay.

  • @szymonrocks
    @szymonrocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    21 minutes of Matty running around shirtless, screaming at his mic guy, mixing ketchup with mustard and calling it “sauce” and then having him regurgitate his wife’s shitty chocolate.
    Yes.

    • @ViciousTuna2012
      @ViciousTuna2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mixing mustard with ketchup is a sauce tho.

    • @SeeCeeInc
      @SeeCeeInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best one yet brah

    • @H44nz
      @H44nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ViciousTuna2012 its not, maybe for trash people.

    • @TheAlohabrudda
      @TheAlohabrudda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excellent tv

    • @nachoabstract
      @nachoabstract 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it pitzmans mustard tho?

  • @OkitaNamikaze
    @OkitaNamikaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Me: my belly is showing i should probably wear a long t shirt
    Matty: (pops out the back with his shirt wide open showing his glorious giant belly ) I'M MATTY MATHESON AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE BURGER'S!!

    • @ZackThrasher4545
      @ZackThrasher4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that in his voice LMAO 😂

    • @xorinoa
      @xorinoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peak LL Cool J

    • @calebb4782
      @calebb4782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8:15 matty already said it.

    • @PetitOiseau13
      @PetitOiseau13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I love myself today…🎵🎵”
      Yes! You go, man

  • @Crono921
    @Crono921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    This show is literally a masterpiece.

  • @frsm_
    @frsm_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    this is literally the best cooking show ever! rewatching this the second time! We need more Just a Dash!

  • @andrewgray8991
    @andrewgray8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Chef Matheson hate-eating chocolates and staring out into the snow, with Saint-Saens playing in the background, was incredibly moving. Genuine pathos. Film-making gold.

    • @mileschalmers3727
      @mileschalmers3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty sure that was Debussy

    • @patrickthefoodie553
      @patrickthefoodie553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he´s wife decided to visit after watching the last episode

    • @jamesflood7985
      @jamesflood7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that's definitely Clair de Lune by Debussy not Saint-Saëns

    • @MrPhatties
      @MrPhatties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pulitzer taking note. In all seriousness though the editing is magical here.

    • @reross87
      @reross87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you know who saint-saëns is then you should absolutely know that that was not him lmfao

  • @skraegorn7317
    @skraegorn7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    This is like a cooking show that would air on Adult Swim

    • @generaliserad
      @generaliserad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@somethingelseishere Tim Heidecker would have been proud of that saus, Pitzman's Mustard is mandatory though. It's Tim's Kitchen Tips approved.

    • @smoothpickle
      @smoothpickle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the most accurate description of this show I've ever heard.

    • @timma_thy
      @timma_thy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Andre vibes for me.

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somethingelseishere reported fpr repulsive content

  • @georgepierro1869
    @georgepierro1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    I made 3 gallons of Mattys sauce and I'm currently rubbing it all over my body.

  • @gavrilgavrilov1079
    @gavrilgavrilov1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Trisha: Earplug tester" I don't think I've belly-laughed like this since I saw Airplane! as a kid :) Dear God in Heaven, please protect Matty, Trisha, their entire family, Michelle, Sound Guy and the whole crew behind this wonderful show.

    • @Coentjemons
      @Coentjemons ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck camera B

    • @RedBeard1620
      @RedBeard1620 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget Master Rang...and even Camera B, I guess lol with his fuckin vape like a "mouth fedora". I say that when I have what I think is the exact same vape lol

  • @sylviinho
    @sylviinho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how this show went from a regular, pretty funny cooking show into a weird cultlike surreal cooking show about a funky looking guy, Michelle, sound guy and camera 2

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    That last scene of Matty criticizing chocolate while Michelle's washing the dishes in the back is art.

    • @Glosoli4
      @Glosoli4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His face when he eats the marshmallow one and says "eew" hahahahaha I fucking died

    • @RavensLover1
      @RavensLover1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m with you on a spiritual level

  • @DanDunfordRSM
    @DanDunfordRSM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    He is literally the only "yelly" TH-camr I can handle, and I love him so

    • @muemamuema8020
      @muemamuema8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check out donut media

    • @TheEowli
      @TheEowli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@muemamuema8020 donut media sucks, not much original content as most of their series are stolen from others especially hoonigan and a lot of misinformation in general in most of their vids.

    • @muemamuema8020
      @muemamuema8020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheEowli still entertaining none the less

    • @sbFreakinxRican
      @sbFreakinxRican 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doctor Douchette

    • @andreahighsides7756
      @andreahighsides7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DanDunfordRSM I wish he yelled less tbh

  • @colinedgar6742
    @colinedgar6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I actually use this "Matty's Patties" sauce most times I make a burger now and it's really good. The fact that mustard is so dominant in the ratio seemed strange to me when watching the video, but having deviated from it a couple times to experiment I can say: he has it right.

    • @malmn
      @malmn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He clearly nailed the ratio.

    • @ProSimex84
      @ProSimex84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I feel like I would switch the mustard and mayo ratios, but who the fuck am i to disagree with him

    • @cas9343
      @cas9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's just the way of burger sauces, premade sauce mixing just does it.

    • @audibleseekz
      @audibleseekz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Had the burger at Matty's Patties in Toronto and that mustard is stttttrong boy! If you like the taste of sour nothing to dominate your buds then this is the ticket!

    • @SomeBlackDude26
      @SomeBlackDude26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ProSimex84 I agree l. 50% mayo, 25% Ketchup, 25% mustard. That's my ratio and I love mustard.

  • @sijkenyon
    @sijkenyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I'm loving how surreal these have become. Less about cooking and more about a slow descent into weird madness.

  • @whatevsnevs7689
    @whatevsnevs7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Matty is basically my create-a-wrestler in WWE 2k.

  • @bored4428
    @bored4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I didn't even realize you were making cheeseburgers until like 13 minutes in.

  • @elizabethfoley7797
    @elizabethfoley7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Sitting here at Matty's Patty's Toronto! And let me tell ya, the vibe is exactly what I expect! Super loud 90s bops, and the most delicious burger! I thought it would be basic and plain, but honestly, it's unreal! 10/10 would come again!

  • @j.v.9936
    @j.v.9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    two things I know about him after this episode:
    1. he can cook
    2. but he doesn't care

    • @marlenenickerson9388
      @marlenenickerson9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "I train him for fifteen years. He a good cook but all he make is hamburger. Fat boy." Paraphrased quote from master Rang.

    • @TheRealSinTV
      @TheRealSinTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marlenenickerson9388 hahahaha please link that vid

    • @marlenenickerson9388
      @marlenenickerson9388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheRealSinTV i think it's from the vice series. It's available on TH-cam.

    • @Iridium19219
      @Iridium19219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The secret to cooking is not giving a fuck, or something else.

  • @CatLoverx900
    @CatLoverx900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “I got in my flavor canoe and traveled down the mustard river”
    - Matty Matheson

    • @maxstorm3714
      @maxstorm3714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he actually said he drove down there in the canoe hahaha

    • @broncotrolly
      @broncotrolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DROVE down the mustard river. thats at least 50% funnier

    • @2211DarkBoy
      @2211DarkBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saw this as he said it

    • @Snerts
      @Snerts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this comment at the exact time Matty said that lol

    • @Fake_G-Ramsay
      @Fake_G-Ramsay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure if he even high

  • @bringerofdreams
    @bringerofdreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    This is simultaneously the best and worst cooking show episode of all time, and I love it.

    • @lilyi7732
      @lilyi7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #facts 😂😂😂

    • @whataboutr0b
      @whataboutr0b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This shit has had me laughing at 2am watching this. So amazing.

    • @Alex-vi8vz
      @Alex-vi8vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thrown when he made that sauce 😂

    • @zorro8410
      @zorro8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro. I fkn love this guy 🤣🤣

    • @TheWNK
      @TheWNK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lolloooloolo

  • @trailgagers6565
    @trailgagers6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matty Matheson has reinvented the way a cooking show is filmed. I hope know one else tries to do it like this. Matty could not be replaced by any one funnier for this role.

  • @axko007
    @axko007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "I got in my flavour canoe and drove down the mustard river" this man is genius

  • @xCptLavenderx
    @xCptLavenderx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    There is a severe lack of apple box sitting in this episode Matthew.

    • @scarlettsimmons2108
      @scarlettsimmons2108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s up there with that Tim Heidecker cooking show

    • @macho_burrito
      @macho_burrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mattymatheson SCOOCHIN ROUND THE WORLD NIGHT AFTER NIGHT

    • @NATHYMACHADOLIMA
      @NATHYMACHADOLIMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scooch throne

    • @visqurin
      @visqurin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every ep needs a bit of scooch

    • @mattruzicka5122
      @mattruzicka5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was supposed to be some, but the extreme sexiness of Matty's belly bouncing actually destroyed some film equipment, made Tore pass out and may have gotten a woman down the street pregnant.

  • @mist8154
    @mist8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    "I hate this chocolate. This chocolate is not good chocolate."
    -Proceeds to eat the entire box by himself.

    • @Cambone13
      @Cambone13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You don't get that big throwing away gross chocolate!

    • @karlagenini
      @karlagenini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Been there, done that.

    • @satan7217
      @satan7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought you where joking holy shit

    • @nanchoparty
      @nanchoparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's called love.

    • @severinashington-nobbs7972
      @severinashington-nobbs7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That one was trash.
      ...
      That one was so good.
      😂

  • @crispyjeffers
    @crispyjeffers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is the best show on TH-cam. Matty is going to single-handedly save me from holiday season oblivion.

  • @marcusperry7282
    @marcusperry7282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    This show is about the delve into Matty's existential crisis.

  • @Tippacanoe
    @Tippacanoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The music in this episode was perfection. Props to whoever chose it

    • @kpetrovich
      @kpetrovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erin Do you know who the composer was when he was sitting at his table with the incense!? My Shazam can’t find it!

    • @Tippacanoe
      @Tippacanoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kpetrovich so I know at 9:30 it was Silent Night, at around 11:00-12:00 mins, it was Carnival of the Animals: VII Aquarium by Julian Gallant, 12:30-14:45ish is Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, around 15:20 is Dvorak's Humoresques No7 Op101, I don't recognize the one at 16:30 though, around 18:45-end is Debussy's Clare de Lune. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful, I didn't know which scene at the table you meant!

    • @Tippacanoe
      @Tippacanoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also 0:52 was the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy from the Nutcracker, 3:25 was Peer Gynt Suite No1 Op46:III, 4:30 is Carmen, Act I: Habanera, and 8:32 was a remix of Habanera.

    • @kpetrovich
      @kpetrovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erin Thank you so much! I am working on my classical Spotify playlist ;)

    • @kpetrovich
      @kpetrovich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Erin It’s the one that starts at 1:53

  • @jamesdefferson
    @jamesdefferson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Crying laughing at his belly swishing side to side 😂

    • @ItsMikeArre
      @ItsMikeArre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And here I though the girl tattooed on his gut was giving us a show

    • @Superwato
      @Superwato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally

  • @emillkim13
    @emillkim13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love MM and Just a Dash. It's like watching someone who's thoughts I can read (because he tells me all of them). Love you guys

    • @RedBeard1620
      @RedBeard1620 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Marty Martenson too, he's so chill and calm lol

  • @daveschwartz5893
    @daveschwartz5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Michelle and his wife look absolutely mentally exhausted and beat. Angel's the both of them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Love you Matty!

    • @mellownessuperstar2618
      @mellownessuperstar2618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Loveeee Sir Matheson, but the fact that you spelled "Angel" correctly is so amazing it's ridiculous. Not sure I have EVER seen angel not spelled "angle" in a TH-cam comment, ever. So thank you hahaha.
      P.S. Congratulations on the beautiful woman you share your toilet at home with. 😄 She seems outstanding!

    • @daveschwartz5893
      @daveschwartz5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mellownessuperstar2618 Thanks man!

  • @SuperNetSpyder
    @SuperNetSpyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Matty, I'm going through a divorce right now, and i just found out my wife stole all my tax return, and god damn if i didn't just forget about all of that and cry laughing when your belly jiggled. the world can be a dark place, thank you for brightening these 20 some odd minutes. Thumbs up, fav'd, shared on FB, You're my kitchen spirit animal Matty!

    • @katrinamanansala1793
      @katrinamanansala1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SuperNetSpyder karma will get her done ✅

    • @tvela595
      @tvela595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry to hear that happened to you. From one internet stranger to another, I have no doubt that things will look up from here. Think about it, if she could do that do you, it doesn’t sound like you needed that lady in the first place

    • @MrPhatties
      @MrPhatties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Buy her some medeocre chocolates.

    • @boldbileg
      @boldbileg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad Matty could cheer you up, bro.

  • @zacharywalker1606
    @zacharywalker1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    His wife literally made point to say the chocolate was for EVERYONE lol

  • @squidy1298
    @squidy1298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video made me love Matty Matheson. I've watched it at least 20 times. There's not enough of him for this world.

  • @nathanbaker3158
    @nathanbaker3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    JESUS! You know people love Matty when, just 7 minutes after appearing online, it already has 2K views! Love you Matty!!!!!

  • @davidweiss8710
    @davidweiss8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Are you really wearing that today?"...and with that I knew this was going to be epic.

    • @destroya21
      @destroya21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounding like a judgy parent and Matty was DEFINITELY go out lookin like that

    • @Necrobadger
      @Necrobadger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mattymatheson Wear a full latex suit with a ballgag next episode.

  • @alittlebirdi
    @alittlebirdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Matty's sauce recipe:
    >50% mustard
    >25% mustard
    >25% misc.
    >200% jigglin'

    • @jaredgibson1988
      @jaredgibson1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Commence to jigglin......

    • @BurgerFlippinBeast
      @BurgerFlippinBeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaredgibson1988 dammit. You bastard. I literally came over here just to say that. Lol Fucking Aqua Teen.

    • @mrgonzalez4583
      @mrgonzalez4583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WTWAK
      @WTWAK ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaredgibson1988 what’s the point? We’re all just gonna die anyway…

    • @WTWAK
      @WTWAK ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is the GOAT

  • @sharonc7630
    @sharonc7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is such an excellent episode... back to watch it for 3rd time. I made burgers tonight- and whenever I do I think of Matty, and Matty's Patties Sauce and I smile. 😁❤👍🏻

  • @akademikz23
    @akademikz23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I lost my shit when his stomach started wiggling when he was stirring the sauce. Matty, my guy. You remind me of my best friend, you guys could be brothers.

    • @WillieE2337
      @WillieE2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      reminded me of the truffle shuffle lol

  • @razorwooo1724
    @razorwooo1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The psychotic look in mattys eyes when the guys behind the camera said his sauce was garbage made my night

    • @jimbb1832
      @jimbb1832 ปีที่แล้ว

      its good sauce tho. Many fast food places secret sauce is just mustard, ketchup, mayo, and relish.

  • @ItsMikeArre
    @ItsMikeArre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I’m down here in the fkn basement to let you know Matty that you look skinny dressed just like that

  • @terrihickman1823
    @terrihickman1823 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The belly jiggle was the last straw...loosing it laughing, frm being punchy after days of shooting 😆 lmao!!!! Your fault 😂 jiggle jiggle...jiggly Matty, you did that on purpose! Cracked everyone up. ❤

  • @Frank_F
    @Frank_F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The foghorn in my town broke. Legend has it, when it’s foggy a small man jumps up and pulls on mattys rat tail. The scream is heard round the world.

    • @taliameows
      @taliameows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frank_5595 LMAO

  • @beem902
    @beem902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    this series has gone off the rails in the best way possible

  • @taliameows
    @taliameows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The music made me feel like I was watching a beautiful, tragic ballet..a food love story, and when the music began to swell while Matty’s belly violently swished around.... just wow. Please don’t make us wait too long for s2

  • @terrihickman1823
    @terrihickman1823 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The laugh attack, had em in tears🤣 very infectious, made me laugh too. Love Matty, love the Just A DASH Crew!! Please, bring it back...my favorite JAD!!!!!
    I just keep going back to these epic videos, so I took the escalator down to the comment section hoping Matty will know how much JUST A DASH is missed. Sending good vibes your way ✌🍔 That sauce stir bout killed me I was laughing so hard!😂 I saw you camera B !

  • @moodyhank420
    @moodyhank420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "These are the most mediocre chocolates ever." Proceeds to eat all chocolates without sharing.

    • @samliston1642
      @samliston1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      much funny

    • @olsevcan2
      @olsevcan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hank_Moody and then throws them all up back in the box

  • @JimothyHalp
    @JimothyHalp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “This is 50% mustard *pause* 25% *longer pause* mustard” I was dying laughing.

  • @Mellowcanuck33
    @Mellowcanuck33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Have you ever been to Hawaii?"
    "Nope."
    "They wouldn't like you."

  • @Henryowenprior
    @Henryowenprior 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Just A Dash videos are the only videos I go back to and rewatch on TH-cam. I love this man

  • @buckeyeblooded
    @buckeyeblooded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    This dude needs a major network show. He has that chris farley energy and charisma

    • @derrickmarais
      @derrickmarais 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't say that. We all know where Chris Farley got that energy.
      He should have a show though.

    • @Cankersoar
      @Cankersoar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      nah television is dying. youtube is the perfect platform for this content.

    • @ncornn
      @ncornn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes exactly!

    • @sweetpe184
      @sweetpe184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      buckeye blood He has a show already on VICELAND

    • @BeingAwakeisPainful
      @BeingAwakeisPainful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have any of you watched supper time on viceland? He had his own show.

  • @gavrilgavrilov1079
    @gavrilgavrilov1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I feel that we are all privileged to have lived a the same time as Matty.

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’ll never forget the Mattys Patty’s event on the North Shore a couple of years ago. I was legit star struck getting to meet you. You were an awesome dude 🤙

  • @TorigodHamster
    @TorigodHamster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I don't have a scale cause I'm fuckin perfect" can be interpreted multiple ways, all of them correct.

  • @tylergriffith1459
    @tylergriffith1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    This is now the supreme moment in Canadian Gut History, surpassing Randy Bobandy smacking the woman in the face with his belly on the bus

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bobandy still has the title imo but this is close lol

    • @stephenlee2894
      @stephenlee2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also, with this sauce, bordering on the Mustard Tiger, too.

    • @domenichughes5272
      @domenichughes5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the throne is big enough for two as long as Bobandy's careful with his gut

    • @nateflora732
      @nateflora732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zach F is right

    • @ctrlaltchris
      @ctrlaltchris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Long live Bobandy!

  • @THELEGENDARYK2
    @THELEGENDARYK2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I think that shirt was last worn by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

  • @oliviacarter7527
    @oliviacarter7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    as someone who ate two of these at his pop-up in Toronto, they are genuinely so so so good and im SHOCKED that its this simple

    • @msmith7860
      @msmith7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where abouts did you find his pop up?

    • @oliviacarter7527
      @oliviacarter7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@msmith7860 it was in the Stackt market down Bathurst. I saw it on his IG in the summer and marked my calendar lol

    • @msmith7860
      @msmith7860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oliviacarter7527 thanks. Next time I'm in the big smoke, I'm searching him out!

  • @stevelantz4460
    @stevelantz4460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everyone needs a guy like matty in their life.

  • @PhillipKinnison
    @PhillipKinnison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Real talk. Where is Matty's fashion line?!?! I want to be shopping at Target and go buy some hats and shirts from the Matty Matheson section!

    • @Slickyboy-h3o
      @Slickyboy-h3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think and this is just me thinking here but i think a lot of his shirts and whatnot come from online ceramic

    • @tashw6889
      @tashw6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zumiez has his merch.

    • @jesusparra6123
      @jesusparra6123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has his own website

    • @jerardmassolini3162
      @jerardmassolini3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Macklemore's 'Thrift Shop' was remade today, he'd be in it

    • @paul6point7
      @paul6point7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thrift shop all the way

  • @lwill2589
    @lwill2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Never stop making these, never stop being you Matty.

  • @noahshea7341
    @noahshea7341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "I got in my flavor canoe and drove down the mustard river"

    • @bridgetmaybe
      @bridgetmaybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noah Shea I was scrolling the comments and read this at the exact moment he said those words 😂😭 Idk why but it made it so much funnier. It lined up so perfectly 😂

    • @natejones3600
      @natejones3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bleeeehhhhh

    • @Ooko.
      @Ooko. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost shit my pants reading this xD

  • @sebastianwittenkamp2738
    @sebastianwittenkamp2738 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This episode really stands out. Amazing work by the editor…not easy to channel the raw madness, the cyclone of chaos, that is Matty.

  • @connorcattani6973
    @connorcattani6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    17:34 Michelle's laugh was what broke me this episode. The unfathomable realization from both of them is golden.
    Can't wait for Season 2!

  • @TheGreyBaron
    @TheGreyBaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Great season! Hope this crew sticks together and cranks out a hundred more.

  • @maecyo8581
    @maecyo8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    That last scene of Michelle continuing whatever she's doing while Matty is doing ... Matty stuff = Just a Dash in a nutshell

  • @kevinkleweno9908
    @kevinkleweno9908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your show!! Bro own it!!! Love the classical music!!!! Its fun and almost ironic.

  • @HonswoggleMusic
    @HonswoggleMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the fact that all Matty has done until 09:26 is grinding some meat and making basic meatballs - no seasoning, no nothing. Then he proceeds to making his special sauce which consist of nothing more than the three most basic sauces in the world. Just mixed together. Perfect. This guy, this crew. Just perfect.

  • @DarkEpyon123
    @DarkEpyon123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I knew the train was going to come off the tracks when I saw that the burger was made and eaten with 6 minutes still left on the video.
    I was not disappointed.

  • @Ryker_One
    @Ryker_One 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    15:45 Jesus that edit of his eyes getting bigger made me laugh so hard

    • @TheDarkPorkins
      @TheDarkPorkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      straight outa fuckin toon town

    • @CamMcCoy87
      @CamMcCoy87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stonedapegaming7745 I am... And it startled the shit out of me.

  • @byronfranco6053
    @byronfranco6053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All of Marty’s cooking videos and show are my favorite, finally someone that perfectly depicts how I feel in the kitchen but still able to make some delicious food for the kids and myself

  • @tnorbs
    @tnorbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When I clicked on this I thought it was Mac and cheese burger and I was excited but I wasn’t wearing my glasses and I now know that it’s 50% mustard 25% mustard

  • @louisjabb3047
    @louisjabb3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Camera B guy is the hero we never knew we needed

  • @davidwhite2608
    @davidwhite2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “I got in my flavor canoe and drove down the mustard river” as a tattoo

    • @BuzzcutGtr
      @BuzzcutGtr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Things that *sound* dirty but really... Wait, if my inner 12-year-old giggled, it was kinda dirty, huh?

  • @luisrosa1149
    @luisrosa1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trevo, i agree. This is the best cooking show on TH-cam. Matty you are the best. I just happened to see your show yesterday and I can't get enough. I've been binge watching. Matty you are awesome. 🤩🤩🤩🤩👌👌👌👌👌💣💣💣💣💣 you're the bomb.

  • @trenty267
    @trenty267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    This show becomes less and less about cooking with each episode

    • @ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814
      @ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

    • @wilska1184
      @wilska1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reminds me of Funhaus and their GTA videos. 25% gameplay and 75% improv.

    • @Ca55per
      @Ca55per 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just a dash of cooking...

    • @boldbileg
      @boldbileg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Makes you wonder if it's a cooking show or a satirical comedy 🤔

    • @TheHungryFerret
      @TheHungryFerret 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waiting for the peanut butter and jelly episode. It gonna be epic.

  • @YellowButtonPants
    @YellowButtonPants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I feel like this was a final episode as the whole crew is so done with his shit. You go Matty. We love you and your mustard canoe and cat brains

    • @brotherdio4401
      @brotherdio4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the schtick of every single episode

  • @Ironboar286
    @Ironboar286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    He is an absolute unit of a man, and I appreciate the hell out of Matty. This was a train wreck of an episode and I have now watched it tree times.

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      D_Hall lmao

  • @CANIHAZURDREAMSPLS
    @CANIHAZURDREAMSPLS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who ever chose the music for this episode is a genius

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    12 minutes in: he's ground some beef and mixed ketchup, mustard and mayo together.
    9 Minutes left.

    • @shua23
      @shua23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tal Moore lmfao this is the best comment I’ve ever seen.

    • @_x4858
      @_x4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that's what I call content.

  • @KarryKarryKarry
    @KarryKarryKarry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The crew wasn’t nearly as impressed by that sauce as I was. It looks legit!
    Don’t let the fine arts people sink the flavor canoe 🛶

    • @mynxeram
      @mynxeram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just paused the video to make and test this sauce. It's awsome!
      Just made an egg-salad out of it (had no buns here :( )

    • @rico4741
      @rico4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mustard life

  • @PeteM119
    @PeteM119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I tell you what, from discovering Matty on Viceland, I've been hooked on watching his shows and even learning how to cook the things he makes. It's very wholesome how food can bring people together and his passion for food brings others together and to me that is what makes Matty a great person. He wants to see others succeed and enjoy life just like him. Thanks Matty!

  • @brockthetaco8788
    @brockthetaco8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matty is by far my favorite chef/person-in-media right now. Can't stop watching these videos.