"Ultimate Death Match" is a Terrible (Wrestling) Movie
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- Sometimes, a movie comes along that makes you question everything. Ultimate Death Match is one of those movies! Al Snow mixes it up with some local wrestlers in a tournament where someone will make the ULTIMATE sacrifice!
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“It’s all about me and how you play me I hate Brian Zane he’s got rabies”
Can we get a confirm or deny that Brian Zane has rabies?
@@ArchmageOfAnarchy deny
you might want to change your profile pic: look up penguinzo's this is the worst youtube to get what I mean
Things i learned today:
Mick Foley loves a good Al-Snow joke.
Tbh, who doesn't?
You gotta read his couple books 😉
and Mick always does the best Al Snow jokes
Dude you HAVE to read 'Have a Nice Day!' Mick Foley best Pro Wrestling autobiography out there
Ah yes, the story of the penis suplex.
The thought of Triple H saying boop when he hangs up the phone is probably the greatest thing I've seen in a while
He probably says, "Boop-ah..." 😁
"I Amm The Boooop uuhhh"
My brother once told Mick in person "who was the worst person you ever wrestled and why was it Al Snow?"
"I had nothing to do with whatever Ultimate Def Jam Vendetta your talking about okay?"
See Triple H isn't responsible for Raw Underground
🤣🤣🤣🤣 It wasn't D- Mob it was Crow aka Snoop Dogg and Crack aka Fat Joe
@@kinglex9829 D-Mob was the OG villain in Vendetta, Crow and Crack were Fight for NY
Manny's gambling problem is responsible.
It's funny because TANK, SPIDER and PROOF sound like names of Retribution members.
Not BRIGGS, though.
@@QuicklimeTime Yeah, Briggs is a Mortal Kombat one instead.
When he said we’re only 15 minutes through the movie I could swear we were actually a good 40-45 mins through
Ikr
I thought it was almost over. 😂
To borrow an old line from Mystery Science Theater 3000, “how can a movie have a guest star?”
In The Not Too Distant Future
@@claymathewselevator8121 Next Sunday A.D.
There lived a guy named Joel
We hope you’ve enjoyed No Moral Theater, ladies and gentlemen…
Thankyou!!!....I was thinking the same thing!!
_That rendition of Triple H's song was a banger._
It slaps
@@jimmyfaustjr6413 it leaves a really red mark on your cheek
Funny asl
I think it's cute that Brian and H still have each other's numbers, what a dynamic relationship!
They are tsundere 😅
@@edwardwhite1064 they're best frienduuuuh
@@edwardwhite1064 They're what???
“Yeet!” -Brian Zane, 2020
6:25 to 6:41 It's my favorite wrestlers Ham Ham Bigelow and 3-2-1 Child
Lmfaoooo 💀
Will we ever see Brian Zane doing a full retrospective about Celebrity Deathmatch?
That would be awesome
I would love to see that show come back with today's celebrities.
@@apere431 These day it would probably be 2 celebrities in the ring on their phones fighting to cancel each other on Twitter. 😒
@@apere431 Wow, sorry, just noticed this comment was 2 years old 😳 lol
Just the thumbnail is motivation enough.
It cracked me tf up as soon as i saw it, ahaha.
@@sillygoose635 Brian Zane is the only reason wrestling today is worth giving a shit about
He looks Ike a soccer coach the parents don’t trust.
King Crimson
The Joke at the end is something I got after a but of research. I actually found out that Brian Zane was in Ultimate Death Match 3 as an extra. I'm not even joking check it out
Now I *REALLY* want to see Brian Zane review the sequels.
Shhhh....you'll ruin the swerve 🤫😉😂
@@mclovin6039 Yeah i just saw the recent vid and realise I kinda spoiled the reason he was reviewing these god awful movies😅
I loved the Foley cameo. One of my favourite humans to have ever lived.
They spent so much money on that fine 'production' that they couldn't even afford 20 cheap chairs for those poor fans to sit in or even afford a token black actor!!
The DVD smells like fish? You sure it wasn't Triple H's sweaty brother-in-law who left you the disc?
Or his idiot wife.
Here comes the fishy! Here comes the fishy!
Fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy
You can have your "As God as my witness, he's broken in half!" , I'll take Al Snow yelling "OH! A knee to the a$$hole!" any day. 10:43 🤣
The intro is beautiful
THAT'S GOTTA BE SHAWN CAIN!! THAT'S GOTTA BE SHAWN CAIN!!
MAH GAWD
The flyer for extras:
“The Ultimate Death Match STARING...”
*RUN*
Laughed myself silly when I saw that one
@@charlesgrybosky1916 Came down to the comments to make sure someone didn't let that slide.
To be fair, they were all staring at us from their pictures, so I guess we can appreciate the producers' honesty lol
I was not in that movie..
Ultimate death match? But where's Atsushi Onita or Nick Gage? Abdullah The Butcher? Mr Pogo? Super Wrestler? John Zandig? Necro Butcher? Cactus Jack? Terry Funk? Joe LeDuc? New Jack?
Ummm...the producer couldn’t afford them?
Mr. Gannosuke and DJ Hyde also
JESUS
...Nia Jax?
SABU IS GOD!💀☝🏽💪🏽
Triple H has it out for Zayn for the last 5 years lol.
19:05 Congrats Z man on having Mick in your channel
Loved it
I mean, he openly said he paid for the message. Any one of us with money to burn could do the same.
But it was worth it for the Al Snow roast.
Zane losing his mind on the thumbnail? this oughta be good
"Leading Man: Al Snow"
I think you mean, "Main Eventer: Al Snow"?
The Triple H re-lyrics at the start NEEDS to be a full song
I love how they put the eye gouging scene in the first round, but at the high point of the movie when one wrestler actually needs to kill the other, they just go with a simple piledriver.
When Brian said, "Have I mentioned we're only 15 minutes into this movie" I literally yelled "WHAT?!"
If they showed this film in prison the prisoners would have a constitutional "cruel and unusual" case.
The most powerful deaths in cinematic history:
Sonny Corleone
Mufasa
Maximus Decimus Meridius
Jack Dawson
Johnny Motherfucker
💔
Ultimate Def Jam Vendetta sounds pretty damn awesome
Someone get Def Jam company on the phone
Damn. RAW Underground fell on hard times.
Is it weird that I still prefer this over just another romantic wrestling comedy?
i think that's a so bad it's good movie
I guess...
Well, the ending scene in JARWC was basically the director/writer actively, intentionally messing with the audience. For all of this movie's faults and wild incompetence, it didn't appear do that. So... yeah, I guess...
No. It's not.
Think we finally found someone who makes Tommy Wiseau look like Martin Scorsese. That being the guy who made this movie.
Ohhh hi Mark
If you watch enough bad movies you come to the sad realization that Wiseau isn't even close to being the worst filmmaker ever
It’s like Neil Breen made a Wrestling Movie.
#EyesOnBreen
Honestly? Breen's movies look better than this lol
I am actually surprised someone here knows who Neil Breen is.
@@jasonjimerson7046 well watch enough Best of the Worst on RedLetterMedia and you end up pretty familiar with him.
@@wcoleman99 Actually the Cinema Snob introduced me to Neil Breen, and I have been regretting it ever since.
Coming back to this a little late but I have to say as someone with a film degree who has been on and made some genuinely terrible stuff, I cannot fathom being older than your mid-teens and genuinely looking at or trying to make something of this level, getting people with legitimate experience in at least one area of what you’re trying to cover involved, filming the whole thing and sitting down to edit it, and thinking “yeah this is good enough for public consumption”
Legitimately every single decision made in this is so bafflingly wrong and you’d think an adult who wanted to be a filmmaker would, you know, actually try to figure out anything about production even on a very basic level before trying to make a “real” film you want people to see.
Thank you for your sacrifice of sanity to cover this (and the two other ones) because I don’t think I’d have the patience to make it through this unless I had a group together to MST3K the hell out of it
Fun fact: Al Snow did indeed use the term "Gerbil Squirter" on Sunday Night Heat for Batista's spine buster
On that poster as well: “Also looking for a few girls in bikinis to be arm candy for the wrestlers” 😂🤣😂
"How much worse can it get?" is the real-life equivalent of a wedding on a wrestling show.
This movie is the actual motivation for AEW.
Fake slow kicks - Orange Cassidy
Fake punches - Dark order
Death Matches - Garbage matches of AEW
Unable to understand Commentary - Masked commentator of AEW don't remember his name
Owner being a mark and goof - Tony Khan
You connected the dots, and now everything makes sense!
This review was in memory of Triple H sweet ass Lemmy chops.
13:42 "I'm stating the obvious, aren't I, Doc?"
(dramatic sting)
"Yes, you are."
Am I alone in thinking Johnny Motherfucker is actually a good name for a hardcore wrestler? I can totally picture him in CZW.
The sponsored bit was so good I always appreciate when creators put time and effort into the sponsored parts of their videos.
Nobody:
The darkest void in the universe:
HHH: *boop*
Great review Brian as always.
Fun fact, the guy in the green shirt at 5:54 was actually in a wrestling movie here in Australia called The Tour: Blunder Down Under. Also in the movie was Eugene, Carlito, Rob Conway, Chris Masters, Snitsky and Orlando Jordan. A very absurd and unknown movie that was filmed by a local indy promotion which no longer exists and is actually we're green shirt dude (Mohamed Ali Vaez/Ali Akbar from GFW) met his wife before moving to Australia! thetour.vhx.tv/products/the-tour-blunder-down-under
That wrestling venue is giving away $3 million?? Hahahaha!!! Comedy gold.
"Couldn't afford to rent a kite." ROFPMSL
Did anybody care to fact check Cain at the beginning? At no point in the entire history of the Monday Night Wars, did WCW ever "pull 5's and 6's." Their highest rated SEGMENT ever was a 6.0. Their second highest was 6 months later. They barely ever got a 5 (depending on the source of data you are following).
And ECW wasn't "pulling 4's and 5's" either. What is that crap?
"I JUST LOVE KILLING PEOPLE!"
How did that man not get nominated for an award?
If they didn’t give us the immortal name of Johnny Motherfucker, one could see this movie as some sort of unofficial, direct-to-video sequel to The Wrestler where it’s confirmed that Randy the Ram dies at the end.
The Python looks like Great Value Brock Lesnar.
LMAO
“I hate Brian Zane he’s got rabies” I’m dieing lol
5:25 Why does the computer have an FBI picture open through the image viewer? Is someone marveling at how cool their logo look?
I have 70 fictional wrestling names (developed since 1987) that would have sold better for these guys than what was scripted for them
Oh? What are some of the names you came up with all those years? I'm very curious.
@@SuperNitroZ64 That will cost...Not giving them up for free. I will give 1....."Young Arrow" based on Mark Youngblood
I think that Brian's HHH impression is one of my favorites of his characters. His little "uhhhs" and the "boop" are really endearing
22:32
Did you get Jey Uso's ok to "YEET" that hard?
Revisiting this vid today after learning that the sequel is going up on Wednesday. Gosh, how much worse can it get than this?
OMG that promo from Jimmy Flame at 10:30 had me dying lmfaoooo. Did not expect him to say that at all. The cuts to the evil lair reminds of something from a live action tv series where the main villains are conspiring to hatch their plan to take down the hero. It felt so out of place as you wouldn't expect wrestling to have that sort of thing but it was entertaining so it served that purpose at least lol. Can't believe they actually made a three parts to this. Looking forward to when you review those as I'm sure the rants will be top notch once again :D
So of all the ways a wrestler could have died in this movie, the assault weapon was a botched Tombstone? That's pretty lame.
The cameo from Mick Foley's cameo is the best, money well spent Brian.
I guess the director/producer/ special guest star refused to pay Al Snows mannequin head?
Okay Brian, for such a horrible film...I have to ask....WHAT WAS THE BUDGET to make it? (I went to answer my own question, according to IMDB it was $250K...So did Al Snow get the 200K and $50 went to film budget?
You mean 50k, not 200,050 😋
I think Kevin nash was the one that got the 200k 🤣
So er.. wanna explain why you're credited as a security guard in Ultimate Death Match 3?? PLEEEEEAAASSSSEEE Review the whole trilogy!
"Double R" is short for Rutus Reefcake
*Roofus Reefcake...which one would have to have quite a bit of both to make any sense of this thing.
"History shows you love seeing me get angry...."
Damn you figured it out. We need a new gameplay boys.
Your HHH-uh impression is getting better with every video! Can't wait for a full standup routine
1. (16:00-16:03; 16:12-16:17; 19:20-19:24)
*Another rare f bomb by Brian Zane*
2. (18:59-19:15)
#SAVAGE / *Noice*
3. (19:34-19:37; 20:15-20:21)
*LOL*
4. Thank God I didn't pay to watch this.
5. I'm looking forward to seeing you rip apart the sequels.
So basically, this movie makes Ready To Rumble looks like the 2008 movie, The Wrestler.
16:15 Did he...did he just - taste his own blood?
9:03 ... Slightly off-topic, but thanks for not erasing Adam from your channel. Still miss that guy and hope he’ll come back someday.
I searched this on IMDB and there’s 2 more Ultimate Death Match. Yes. They made more of this garbage.
They were TRYING to make a fourth one about five years ago. I don't think it was ever finished.
I love how in the background for the FBI guy they clearly have a low quality Jpeg of the FBI logo open in a file viewer.
Have I mentioned we're only 15 minutes into this movie
That's when it really hit me like the rock with a chair
My God......look at this thing its an absolute travesty
For the last 5 years, Al Snow has had a little side project doing a public access TV show called "Al Snow's Asshole". In the show, Al interviews prominent politicians, celebrities, and random people off the street, but with a twist. Instead of speaking as himself, he is turned around, and has conversations with these people by way of his "glammed out" pert butthole. He wears lipstick on the oriface, as well as a platinum blonde wig and pink feather boa. Some of the more important people on his show have been: Sum Ting Wong, Alan Keyes, Joe Spagnola, Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Gali, and Andy "Handlebar Slutstache" Van Slyke.
My ex boss financed this movie. It is part of what led to their divorce. Its pretty wild. He is even in one of them (he dies).
Is it the Russian?
@@WrestlingWithWregret Yes! He is hilarious. The wrestling movies is actually the least insane thing he did with their money. He was the co owner of a large dating website (along with his wife) and his wife didn't find out about any of this external spending until he hired a PR team to send out a press release when he she asked for a divorce. She was "stifling his dreams". Its a wild story.
@@WesMoast Everything I've ever heard from people who were involved in these movies makes the whole thing sound like the most insane project ever 😄
Conspiracy theory: Adam from WrestleTalk sent the dvds as revenge for trying to invade his “How I. Would Book It” video a couple years ago.
new AVGN and WWW on the same day?
this is the definition of being spoiled :)
13:52 When Andrew Dice Clay is cast to play The Rock
I swear Brian was going to have stroke during this thing.
I really want to know more about Zane's traumatic in-ring flashback. I feel like I missed a video somewhere.
You should look into his in-ring matches that he did in his channel
4:09 Great Wednesday Warfare names:
John Morrison: *JOHNNY MO_**___FO____*
Al Snow: *Frosty James*
Bobcat: *Pussywillow Goldthwait*
That guy repeatedly saying he wants his family back with no set up at all as to what he is talking about is fucking hilarious
This movie seriously looks and feels like a nightmare Mickey Rourke's character from 'The Wrestler' has after the heart attack he had from doing the hardcore match! 😳 Suddenly, Randy The Ram's life doesn't seem so depressing...
You ain't getting that hour and a half back Brian.
For some reason I can see triple H singing his own song when is by him self.
Jim cornette is rolling over in his bed.
This could've just been a simple premise. Lean into the modern day gladiators motif. Have all the guys be low lives. Gamblers who owe money, criminals, outcasts etc. And have the tournament funded and broadcast by that rich dude they kept cutting to. Say he's so connected and rich, whoever wins the tournament can be given whatever their heart desires. If you want keep the guy fighting for his family as the protagonist we wanna root for. And yes contest every match to the death.
"This case smells like fish and I have no idea why" is amazing preface for this review.
I know it’s been said, but, “it’s all about ME...and how you play me!” is just brilliant! 😂
How did you lose an eye?
I don't remember, but I've been keeping an eye out for you.
ZING!!!!
At least Al Snow's latest role is a complete 180
“Hey zane” and my phone thinks it says hey Siri
Darn it Zane! Now I want a new Def Jam Vendetta game which I know I will never get. Or maybe a WWE game with some elements involved? Hmm.
WHILE I WAS VIEWING THIS VIDEO the world's greatest thing just happened!!! There was a glitch during the add with big haus Mcgraw, which caused the add to restart everytime he began speaking about VPN the add would start over and over and over again.
I've actually met the guy who plays the eyepatch guy, ("Doc", according to IMDB). He makes direct-to-DVD Christian movies now.
That interaction with Big Hoss (insert chef's kiss). Your "what" took me out 😂
This movie makes Slammed!, The Wrestler (1974), and Ready to Rumble look like The Wrestler (2008).
When I originally watched this, because of the film location, I wondered how much of a chance they would have had to get one Bryan Alvarez in this film? Apparently he was retired from Indie wrestling in 2009, and it's a bit of a shame, since if he was involved, maybe the audio would have been lightyears better than what we got in the finished product (although, it looks like the term "finished" was used very loosely).
Hm. The video was uploaded 11 Minutes ago, lasts double that and already hasany likes. What does that tell us? That this video must be highly entertaining! 🥳🥳
Hmm... Big Hoss Mc Graw having a beard the same time as Brian is growing one? How very odd 🤔