The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just take magic items right from the dungeon and put them in your basement. I got 42 wands of magic missiles and 13 Potions of Delusion in my attic!
At last, someone had the courage to say the truth. Don't let the authorities try to shut your mouths. This channel is a wonderful source of info. This is certainly not a conspiracy theory. Fuck the censorship!
"See, what you don't understand is the rising from the Underworld isn't a metaphor! It's real! As real as anything can be, and maybe more so! I'm pretty sure Metru Nui is somewhere down there too, but my party hasn't made it that far. Non-metaphorically speaking."
A while ago I would have just laughed at this is a parody. After the last 6 months of mainstream media and polling results in the presidential election I instead went to my garage and got out my shovel. The onscreen footage of the orcs actually stealing gold was compelling.
@ Musk is his own brand of weirdness. His version of D&D would be only AI art, every dungeon would be in the shape of an X, and it would be chock full of memes from 5+ years ago.
@@andrewthomas7202 Dude has musk derangement syndrome, he can look at a dude who has done more than he ever will accomplish and the only thing he can say about him is "So weird, lol"
Scott Garribay: I've been trying to tell you guys this the whole time, but nobody would listen to me! Arggggghhh! Ps. If you're reading this JSG just funning with you, you get a lot thrown at you guy, but I don't think anybody on the youtubes hates you.
Awesome. That's some epic level trolling right there, Fellas. WotC certainly got thier 30 pieces of hard currency. When are you selling the t-shirts with the slogan, "Gygax was right, D&D is real." Maybe put your skull logo on the upper right arm.
BLG is making a joke here but they honestly do think the culture war and culture channels are "cringe". These guys aren't the cool kids, they're the glee club!
I was sceptical at first, but the missing people clusters and Elon's Mars obsession convinced me. Thank you for your courage, guys! I need to do some spelunking now.
This just may have been the funniest, realest video I have seen all month. Will Cults of Zahak have a BLG-themed shovel and pickaxe sent to you at higher pledge levels?
Luke 18:17 ERV [17] The truth is, you must accept God’s kingdom like a little child accepts things, or you will never enter it.” I pray for a return to the bi-metallic money standard of Silver, then Gold; just as God intended.
Hey guys I definitely don’t work for the FBI. But I do have some concerns about the legitimacy of this hypothesis.
Alex Jones has been warning people about goblins, demons, and elves for years. We're breaking the conditioning!
This is spot on. It's been nice knowing you guys. The MIB are on the way.
Sweet baby Moses floating in a basket. This is incredible.
Revolutionizing slop news
@blacklodgegames TH-cam should let TH-camrs heart each other's comments
There's tons of loot on Mars, I saw it in that documentary: "Doom".
This video told me nothing that I haven't known on a gut level for years.
"You wanna fight Satan? Kick in his door and take all his shit!"
YES!!! 😂
This actually made me laugh out loud lol
“Run them pockets, Lucy”
This is the high IQ content the hobby needs.
Im putting a party together boys...who wants in.
The government doesn't want you to know this, but you can just take magic items right from the dungeon and put them in your basement. I got 42 wands of magic missiles and 13 Potions of Delusion in my attic!
Thanks guys. I needed a good chuckle.
This video is hella dragon-pilled.
Finally! Someone tells the TRUTH! I’m joining BLGAnon
For, like, twenty seconds I thought "Oh god, I really don't want to hear their take on this", and then... yeah
"You wanna fight Satan? Kick in the door and take his shit!" - perfectly glorious! LMAO
I believe, and thank Gygax for showing us the truth.
D&D: Kicking the door in, killing everything inside, stealing their shit. It's not rocket science. Until it is.
At last, someone had the courage to say the truth. Don't let the authorities try to shut your mouths. This channel is a wonderful source of info. This is certainly not a conspiracy theory. Fuck the censorship!
When Elon buys MSNBC, the first show announced will be X-Crawl.
God above, I can only hope!
XXX Crawl would be better!
Oh my God! It all makes sense now..
Masterclass schitzoposting
is all real (jordan peterson voice)
"See, what you don't understand is the rising from the Underworld isn't a metaphor! It's real! As real as anything can be, and maybe more so! I'm pretty sure Metru Nui is somewhere down there too, but my party hasn't made it that far. Non-metaphorically speaking."
Stunning and brave to bring this secret to light. You're brave beyond measure.
FBI watchlist + cocaine + guns, gary was trylly a 80´s man
@@Avoloch Cocaine Gary
In another life, he had to have been a Florida-Man.@blacklodgegames
This is Gold (literally)
"it's true...all of it. The dungeons AND the dragons."
Best Promo!! Friggin gold my guys... just like the vast hordes of riches the government doesn't want you to find.
Be sure to take the high ground when Roganite Musk Men seek to charge your lair and cancel your cheques...
This is exactly what I needed today. Gonna go grab my rucksack and get started
A while ago I would have just laughed at this is a parody. After the last 6 months of mainstream media and polling results in the presidential election I instead went to my garage and got out my shovel.
The onscreen footage of the orcs actually stealing gold was compelling.
The Lone Gunmen vibes. Love it. And believe it 100% 😂
Brilliant! You guys have really discovered the literal iceberg... of the land. Keep digging and see how deep this goes!
I like Bob World Builder but if he was gonna respond I wish it had been more like this
I fucking love you guys lol
For the record in the war between schizos and psychopaths, I'm firming on the side of the schizos.
You know what, I think I have a new idea for a campaign setting
I'm so glad you guys got on TH-cam, happy holidays BLG and anyone else watching this
Outstanding. Glad someone finally said it
Of course it’s all real! Learn a book!
This video is everything. Past future present all combined into one temporal post-Kantian reality.
This video is activating my fight-or-flight response
There are waaay too many days until April 1st for me to count on my fingers…
I know this is light/hearted nonsense. But the energy here makes me wonder…. Have I been missing something this entire time?
Thanks for the laughs!
It's not a joke
I didn't know CULTS OF ZAHAK could crossover with World of Darkness.
There should be some polite dudes in Black Suits coming to visit soon lads.
200 IQ. Imma go spelunking real quick.
this might be yall's best video ever
You guys were so real for posting this
The Basic Expert's in on it too.
Top tier, gentlemen, top tier…
Perhaps Elon will buy WotC.
A choice between the current bunch of children or a literal manchild obsessed with the letter ‘X’. I shudder at the thought.
@ manchild? You play games with minis, right?
@ Musk is his own brand of weirdness. His version of D&D would be only AI art, every dungeon would be in the shape of an X, and it would be chock full of memes from 5+ years ago.
@ and the presuppositions are based in fact or opinion? I’d argue that we’re all our own brand of weirdness.
@@andrewthomas7202 Dude has musk derangement syndrome, he can look at a dude who has done more than he ever will accomplish and the only thing he can say about him is "So weird, lol"
Ok, this video was a genius strike. Well Done!
Scott Garribay: I've been trying to tell you guys this the whole time, but nobody would listen to me! Arggggghhh!
Ps. If you're reading this JSG just funning with you, you get a lot thrown at you guy, but I don't think anybody on the youtubes hates you.
We genuinely love Scott
Based
True and real.
I just got Garibay pilled!
You never post videos at 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, or 5:55 and you think *I* wouldn't notice!? I'm onto you. Cleared hot for mission Slate Ceiling.
Signs and symbols
Awesome. That's some epic level trolling right there, Fellas.
WotC certainly got thier 30 pieces of hard currency.
When are you selling the t-shirts with the slogan, "Gygax was right, D&D is real." Maybe put your skull logo on the upper right arm.
I love this channel 😂
Lol this is hilarious! Lets get that loot on mars!
@@NegatveSpace it's not a joke
And this is where Elon's Crotch Rocket comes in to take us to Mars!
BLG is making a joke here but they honestly do think the culture war and culture channels are "cringe". These guys aren't the cool kids, they're the glee club!
Get sung at
I've been living a lie. Thank you BLG
I'm not sure what's happening, but I'm here for it.
Where do people think Elon Musk got all his money?! "Savings and wise investment?!" FOOLS!
If you take paper money to the Shucked Oyster you can only make it rain. With coins, you can make it hail.
This made my day. Thanks BLG.
you want to fight satan? Kick his door down and steal his shit!" best line.
I really think you guys struck gold with this one, and definitely not useless fiat currency.
I was sceptical at first, but the missing people clusters and Elon's Mars obsession convinced me. Thank you for your courage, guys! I need to do some spelunking now.
Make Sense!
Jajajaja
Damn! you could be rich if go to sale from door to door if you want.....or the dungons!
Genius!!😂
A lot to think about here...
I see you’ve played Task Force Raven
This is why they put out that rumor of LARPers lost in steam tunnels! They are hiding the low level dungeons!
😂😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious 🍻
Best content yet
You're so aggressive about this that I feel like I'm being bullied into believing it.
You are.
Well this explains all the uninvited visitors to my lair.
So based
Glorious
It would have even more believable in a gravely Alex Jones voice.
You can tell if an adventurer is CIA by how they glow in the dark
This just may have been the funniest, realest video I have seen all month. Will Cults of Zahak have a BLG-themed shovel and pickaxe sent to you at higher pledge levels?
Unironically this would be a sweet campaign
The entire world makes sense now
Just hilarious -- Sad thing -- in the right circles... you could get a following of people buying picks and shovels. Nice work!
This makes too much sense, I’m applying for the DOGE dungeon raid team immediately, know any bars I could meet fellow adventurers at?
Way better than Bob World Builder's gay video about it.
Good video. I'm not a fan of your earlier content but this is great.
Luke 18:17 ERV
[17] The truth is, you must accept God’s kingdom like a little child accepts things, or you will never enter it.”
I pray for a return to the bi-metallic money standard of Silver, then Gold; just as God intended.
Eat them... Eat them
Eat the dragons!
Gary KNEW too much!!! #BIGCOIN #THRUTHERSUNITE
Now i have a new campaign setting lol
Yeah. I was on the Deep Teams. Hard work. But good work.
Oh. And the Devil lives in the Ocean.
Eat dragons
Lmao, I burst a lung.
Hahahahaha well played
Best troll ever!
Elon's father owned an emerald mine, and what colour are emeralds, green, and what colour are orcs, green. Emeralds are orc hearts. Wake up sheeple.
The Most Inclusious Inclusion of all Conspiracies!