r/FacePalm | Earth is only 2012 Years Old

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  • @pokefan69420
    @pokefan69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2938

    I can't believe that humans are one the most intelligent creatures on Earth, yet the dumbest at the same time...

    • @polllabaro3791
      @polllabaro3791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And thats fact

    • @tdimybeloved
      @tdimybeloved 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@polllabaro3791 that's*

    • @Dbambini
      @Dbambini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tdimybeloved r/woosh I think

    • @daviddavid-mi5qw
      @daviddavid-mi5qw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      DBambina it was not a woooosh he was just being a dick

    • @ioanabunduc721
      @ioanabunduc721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Midori Gurinu?!?!

  • @Obsidxian
    @Obsidxian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Ok the "bts" one had me ASHAMED
    Second, the "1:00 is different from 60" ACTUALLY made me stupid

    • @minniemin1324
      @minniemin1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same lol
      btw nice pfp

    • @-Halc-yon-
      @-Halc-yon- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know how to break the 1:00 / 60 paradox.

  • @mushroomalias7520
    @mushroomalias7520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Isnt the point of bisexual being that you can swing for both teams"
    This is pretty accurate

    • @Sereze001
      @Sereze001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *inhales*
      Italy is bisexual than.

  • @noeljonsson3578
    @noeljonsson3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The math problem got me because my brain automatically replaced “pieces” with “cuts”.

    • @Goober34
      @Goober34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is this comment not about a plague

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      glad i'm not hte only one who did that.

  • @justdenks
    @justdenks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3025

    Remember when this video had actually funny comments and not the same "we need a plague" comments. Yeah good times

  • @ryanlaborde278
    @ryanlaborde278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    1:36 "We need a plague"
    Anti-Vaxxers "Happy to oblige :)"

    • @arthurthenerd2270
      @arthurthenerd2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      True.. someone get the polio

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Where’s the rats?

    • @arthurthenerd2270
      @arthurthenerd2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@computethis1533 Idk but we can get the stray cats in the alley over there.

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@arthurthenerd2270 horray

    • @im-flare
      @im-flare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@arthurthenerd2270
      Guys, we already have the measles deployed right now, I'm sure that'll be enough if things keep going the way they are

  • @caelanwagner4380
    @caelanwagner4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    “If they’re going extinct it’s very sad, but at the end of the day, I don’t care.”
    Plot twist: *The lady knows that a homo sapien is a human, but she really does not care if we go extinct.*

    • @TheBert.
      @TheBert. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ORIGINAL COMMENT BOIS

    • @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115
      @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ALL HAIL THE ORIGINAL COMMENT PEEPS!

    • @tylermitchell3350
      @tylermitchell3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can we blame her?

    • @caelanwagner4380
      @caelanwagner4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tyler Mitchell not really, we have Karens, Homophobes, transphobes, Racists, Flat-Earthers, Antivaxxers, Abusers, etc.

    • @alexwarmouth6012
      @alexwarmouth6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She might get her wish, we'll see

  • @silvertipstudio9622
    @silvertipstudio9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "america is against education"
    Next post: teacher is wrong
    Denmark: free college
    'merica: very bad at detecting predators
    Huh

  • @asyds
    @asyds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Oz 10 months ago: "We need a plague"
    Oz now: I should not have said that, I should NOT have said that

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      No... no he's still right.

    • @asyds
      @asyds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sugoistalin7809 I mean...yeah

    • @kazou6261
      @kazou6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God:""there u go, my dude""

    • @Fire_of756
      @Fire_of756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why could it not have been a purge!? God, we are due for another flood.

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no, he has a point, because it's just natural selection at this point

  • @MuaazAwan
    @MuaazAwan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    "We need a plague"
    God: Wish granted.

    • @Councilor_5
      @Councilor_5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This will become valuable

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      No it's not just any old plague that we need. We need one that specifically targets idiots.

    • @woofie3917
      @woofie3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Was just gonna comment this... :(

    • @skribbskeibb989
      @skribbskeibb989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Muaaz Gaming people legit forgot about BC and ANCIENT GREECE

    • @fabrica8588
      @fabrica8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      U beat me to it

  • @MsAnnThrope
    @MsAnnThrope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "Can we get Doc Thanos back in here?"

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, statistically, he’ll leave half of these idiots and take away half the people who aren’t this stupid

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes- we need him-

    • @zekrua4006
      @zekrua4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@battlesheep2552 Better than living with them

    • @YukiiTooFunny
      @YukiiTooFunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Battlesheep he’ll leave the stupid people with the plague

  • @Memez_Goalpost
    @Memez_Goalpost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Oz: How are your brain cells doing?
    My brain: I'M GONNA HAVE A STROKE!

    • @hiivasivut
      @hiivasivut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my brain is going to commit ctrl alt delete

  • @Meewee466
    @Meewee466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    8:55 the name is blacked out but you can still read where this place is on the profile picture
    *r/facepalm*

    • @theonewhoslost
      @theonewhoslost 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @bananahead46
      @bananahead46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man warren food looks delicous 😋

    • @Meewee466
      @Meewee466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      InsetGaming it’s a joke jeez chill 😂

    • @cheesypancakes8756
      @cheesypancakes8756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MadNix it might be the city too because the 'W' and the 'n' are both visible in the crossed out word

    • @NeverEverTM
      @NeverEverTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@MadNix You can still search the place with the country

  • @colinmclaughlin9772
    @colinmclaughlin9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    i legit thought there was. tumor on that dog till he said “avocado”

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bruh

    • @_kraken117
      @_kraken117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tbh I thought it was photoshopped.

    • @rolandwongwai2102
      @rolandwongwai2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same i thought it was a tumor too

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guess I'm the only one in here who eats at least 1 Avocado a week lately.

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      333

  • @thepanda5746
    @thepanda5746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    “We need a plague”
    *8!months later
    Corona virus had appeared

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Panda, Damn it Oz!

    • @deathking4119
      @deathking4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol like Pokemon basically.
      CARONA VIRUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!

    • @YeetYeet-vj8vl
      @YeetYeet-vj8vl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yooo

    • @whatso4573
      @whatso4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The shipping was quite late.

    • @sarahlewis6739
      @sarahlewis6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is exactly what I thought lol

  • @Silly_Lilly_87
    @Silly_Lilly_87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm literally laying in my bed coughing up a lung and going through a bunch of old videos from my favorite creators and he literally just said we need a plague

  • @beefrank2082
    @beefrank2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    "We need a plague"
    That didnt age well

    • @Lumberjackk
      @Lumberjackk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Leah nope it didn’t lmaooo

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Here’s your plague buddy. Enjoy your gift from Wuhan!

    • @CrystalRoots102
      @CrystalRoots102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aging less and less well

    • @anthonys1265
      @anthonys1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      R/agedlikemilk

    • @ChaosJelly
      @ChaosJelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've literally been in quarantine for days

  • @katiehunt8993
    @katiehunt8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Me: I’m losing brain cells by watching this
    Oz: How are your brain cells doing?
    Me: *surprised pikachu*

    • @TheBert.
      @TheBert. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All hail the original comment

    • @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115
      @nanami_akumudeadchannel7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBert. All hail

    • @twozi
      @twozi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All hail

    • @x3Lilly
      @x3Lilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG A COMMENT THATS NOT ABOUT HIM SAYING WE NEED A PLAGUE

    • @TheBestestBean
      @TheBestestBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brain cells are scarred forever, thanks for asking.

  • @kandycult
    @kandycult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    8:23
    -smacks lips -
    *IT'S BIPHOBIA*

  • @KageReimei1
    @KageReimei1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "We need a Plague"
    Wish granted.
    Ps it's been over a year now :(

    • @pyroteamfrankenjunior
      @pyroteamfrankenjunior 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ExulInsani Does it need to be edited to have a postscript?

    • @ewanrice-kotarba1679
      @ewanrice-kotarba1679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More than a year and a half now

    • @KageReimei1
      @KageReimei1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ewanrice-kotarba1679 depends on the country. Mines had covid since December 2019

    • @sirendrowned9606
      @sirendrowned9606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😞 2 years

    • @thecraftsman24816
      @thecraftsman24816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The monkey's paw curls

  • @iwantedagoodnamebuticouldn7388
    @iwantedagoodnamebuticouldn7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    How many brain cells have you lost?
    Me: Yes

    • @kotorandcorvid4968
      @kotorandcorvid4968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *lose

    • @NotKiiro
      @NotKiiro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what brains cell is

    • @niinawasiljeff7788
      @niinawasiljeff7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kosta Danicic what

    • @zaneaura84
      @zaneaura84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      $ same

    • @kathie6106
      @kathie6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: Hey, you got the stuff?
      Teacher: Yeah, what do you want?
      Me: Those braincells, teach.
      Teacher: (Pulls out notebook.)

  • @DandeDingus
    @DandeDingus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Oz: "we need a plague"
    Corona virus "hey now this looks like a job for me"

  • @radurty
    @radurty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    Of course the earth isnt 2012 years old
    Its 2019 years old

    • @yilan4072
      @yilan4072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      I’m gonna cry if someone corrects you

    • @lordlucius1341
      @lordlucius1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      So I guess the universe didn't start until the moment Jesus was born. In that case then in an instant we lived billions of years of history with multiple evolutions and mass die offs, advancing through the Bronze Age, etc in about a twenty minute period lol

    • @nolifeno0b607
      @nolifeno0b607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@lordlucius1341 that "lol" just saved you from being r/woooshed

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why do people think people are stupid for thinking that the earth is 2019 years old? Thats the same as 6000 years and thats according to bible thats how old earth is. What is life

    • @lordlucius1341
      @lordlucius1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      mincegaming350&minecraft I would say they are equally as stupid but at least the Bible thumpers can point to the Bible while the other dum dums just think everything started at year zero and the universe has only been around for 2019 years, despite fossils, rock layers and more proof....

  • @RainyEnby
    @RainyEnby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Welp, 3 years after this came out, I came to watch it and the “we need a plague” hits so different now lol

  • @riverpheonix6730
    @riverpheonix6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Stupid people: exsist
    Him: we need a plague
    Caronavirus: HAI!!

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coronavirus*

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coronavirus, please only wipe out the people who make others lose faith in humanity.

    • @deathking4119
      @deathking4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coronavirus: HAII!! uwu SowwowTV daddy lemme take cawe of your wittle pwoblem owo

    • @floodslayer98
      @floodslayer98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Scp 939 what joke are you trying to make I do not get it

    • @eyoshinthemaximum
      @eyoshinthemaximum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UwU, Corona-chan at you service OwO *Notices Idiots* UwU whats this? People with small IQ? OwO I can help take care of that ;) *proceeds to kill off all the idiots part of the riots to end Quarantine*

  • @alexanderhamilton5237
    @alexanderhamilton5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    “We need a plague”
    This dude really cursed 2020-

    • @filthykevin860
      @filthykevin860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow so original

    • @alexanderhamilton5237
      @alexanderhamilton5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@filthykevin860 who spat in your coffee this morning

    • @filthykevin860
      @filthykevin860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderhamilton5237 coffee is Gross

    • @venatic1581
      @venatic1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is he wrong tho

    • @frogsaup
      @frogsaup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@filthykevin860 you do not have the ability to call anything gross with that pfp

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "we need a plaague"
    *[MEANWHILE, IN CHINA]*

    • @tigrexgaming9732
      @tigrexgaming9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Are you a time traveler?

    • @Dicaso9
      @Dicaso9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yo boy show me your time machine please

    • @co1in_fps
      @co1in_fps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      my nigga, how?

    • @Ciniqs
      @Ciniqs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tf you are a legitimate time traveller

    • @Amber-md8ut
      @Amber-md8ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruhhhhh

  • @katieuhlendorf8716
    @katieuhlendorf8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "How are your brain cells"
    Me watching at 5 AM: It's making me question things I know are wrong because I can no longer comprehend anything.

  • @XSlipknotMaggotX666
    @XSlipknotMaggotX666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Well, there went the brain cells that were in my head-especially the bisexual post 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Nano64
      @Nano64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      for some reason i thought you said “except the bisexual post”

    • @XSlipknotMaggotX666
      @XSlipknotMaggotX666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nano64 I’ve read that before, no worries.

    • @brittl5778
      @brittl5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw this comment just as it came up

    • @ploofthesheep2887
      @ploofthesheep2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redstronics - you... are?
      America ~ a Continent
      Canada ~ a country in America
      United States ~ another country in America

    • @ploofthesheep2887
      @ploofthesheep2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gchairez2 aight sorry lol. but... Canadians are still American, right?

  • @spongeeee3996
    @spongeeee3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “We need a plague”
    God: whatever you say

    • @Madz00000
      @Madz00000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your profile picture makes this better

    • @asteroidvonryker4359
      @asteroidvonryker4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no I don't want it please

  • @fuxyews2177
    @fuxyews2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    'What does SO mean?'
    'Context?'
    'Ok thanks'
    LOL

  • @lindseymoeller7751
    @lindseymoeller7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:38)
    Oz: We need a plague
    2020: Oh I already put that in the calendars

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Why does THEIR stupid hurt ME?
    Oh yes because my palm keeps smacking my face...

  • @ajplays28
    @ajplays28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    8:10 as a bisexual person, i have no idea what to say about this, i think the want EVERYBODY to be gay or something, idk there wrong ether way
    Edit: grammer

    • @shaangraham
      @shaangraham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my different channel
      was the “grammer” intentional? I feel like I might be wooooshing myself

    • @ajplays28
      @ajplays28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shaangraham i cant spell

    • @beepbopboophappinesssounds8491
      @beepbopboophappinesssounds8491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm bisexual as well and, I'm quite offended as this same thing happened to me.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same my dude. Some people want everybody to be gay, but they don’t realize that if everyone was gay, then the human race will become extinct. I’m actually going to try to find this post and explain to them what being bisexual means. That’s how much I hate it.

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have a friend who's bi and it made me facepalm so hard xD also kinda offended that they thing heteros are disgusting lol

  • @caligon5921
    @caligon5921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    actually, the "cutting a board into pieces" question is THE example why schools dont work. the question is very vague and doesnt define a piece, or the board that is cut. now, whats the problem about this question is, is that nothing defines a piece or the board, and how it is cut. ... i could work at the same speed, but only cut off the very tips of the corners, taking probably only about half a minute for each. the pieces are small, but are still pieces. another way is to just be creative and saw out some art piece! takes you a few hours, but it is still the right amount of pieces in the end.
    i hate how school formulates questions, it confused me every time.

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually, the "cutting a board into pieces" question is so mindlessly simple that any five-year-old should be able to answer it, which is the age I assume/hope it was aimed at. Don't overthink it, size of board is irrelevant, size of pieces is irrelevant.

    • @hephaestus9901
      @hephaestus9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can overthink everything and say its vaugely defined

    • @melzfraser8033
      @melzfraser8033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i can see a new face palm coming for this comment

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope. You're still dumb. It doesn't matter where you cut the board, it's still gonna take the same amount of time for each cut, whether or not you cut equal pieces.

    • @jpsings4229
      @jpsings4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caligon
      Yeah. I could cut it once horizontally then once vertically and get four pieces.

  • @Cp-71
    @Cp-71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Prepare your braincells"
    I can't, this video already killed them all.

  • @xghostorion
    @xghostorion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    7:53
    Oz: how are your brain cells doing?
    Me: *curled up in a ball on my bed while trying not to scream in frustration*
    Also me: I'm fine

    • @valendir1
      @valendir1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what brain cells?

    • @GrainM4n
      @GrainM4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are brain cells

    • @thearbyarbiter
      @thearbyarbiter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I taste purple

  • @miamarinas
    @miamarinas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I'm a bisexual - which means I don't matter which means I'm energy !

    • @not-himx5593
      @not-himx5593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      trisexual try anything sexual

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      marina addams You’re buy sexual? Does that you mean you get off by shopping?

    • @modothegreat108
      @modothegreat108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro do u even matter

    • @DerKommercial2008
      @DerKommercial2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But matter is energy.

    • @PvtParts-px4jy
      @PvtParts-px4jy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DerKommercial2008 is it though?

  • @magagail
    @magagail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    “Prepare your brain cells” more like hide them lol

    • @RileyRiptide
      @RileyRiptide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too late they died

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wesh yau kud have toeld me earleir.

  • @amelia-rq2kr
    @amelia-rq2kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "We need a plague"
    That aged well.

  • @레베까-m2d
    @레베까-m2d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “U ever think about how the year 3000 is literally 81 years away”
    Me: Omg that’s tru-
    Wait what

    • @neenm4299
      @neenm4299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair, I once fell into a same trap. But then I recovered. I cringe every time I think about it.

    • @레베까-m2d
      @레베까-m2d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @axelipy01 true

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure everyone thought about it for a second before they realised

    • @realsturms
      @realsturms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wtf how can u fall for that

    • @ateandslayed
      @ateandslayed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      981 gang gang

  • @bl_nk5047
    @bl_nk5047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Prepare your braincells"
    Me: * braindead *
    also me: how

    • @izmi8059
      @izmi8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @falcon5178
    @falcon5178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "soft taco shell"
    w h a t

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Falcon Express he means tortillas

    • @birb125
      @birb125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are basically the same thing. It's a different name anyway

    • @sillychuu
      @sillychuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naithan Wiley but taco shells are hard, tortillas aren’t

    • @birb125
      @birb125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sillychuu have you heard of soft tacos or not

    • @falcon5178
      @falcon5178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@birb125 this requires a national alert

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:37 watching this in 2022, I can safely say: This aged like milk.

  • @MoltenLqva
    @MoltenLqva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    8:15 excuse me what? I’m bi and this doesn’t make sense.
    Also, L G *B* T Q.

    • @triggereddiobrando
      @triggereddiobrando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wouldn't be surprised if the person got cheated on by their partner of the same gender with someone of the opposite gender and now strongly believes all bisexuals are horrible
      In general a bad idea because it isn't good to judge entire group of people based on one experience, particularly when you consider that we make up quite a bit of the LGBTQ+ community

    • @adriansksks316
      @adriansksks316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@triggereddiobrando muda

    • @telmoth
      @telmoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@triggereddiobrando I think it's a similar situation to when a man cheats on his girlfriend and goes to social media to say: aLl MEn aRE The SaME

    • @telmoth
      @telmoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@triggereddiobrando muda

    • @triggereddiobrando
      @triggereddiobrando 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@telmoth
      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @borealis5588
    @borealis5588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    9:06
    "The city of {blank}...@"
    *looks at profile picture*
    it's.... it's warren county, or waynesville

  • @advizedog4131
    @advizedog4131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “ We need a plague.” Coronavirus joined the chat.

  • @Arbiterofthecity
    @Arbiterofthecity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "We need a plague"
    Oh this aged both bad and like wine

  • @Blyndir
    @Blyndir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "We need a plague."
    Screw that, we need the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs to do an encore.

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blyndir. I laughed so hard!

    • @notspider-man7777
      @notspider-man7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck that. We need another Permian mass extinction in this bitch.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of the dinosaurs died sometime after the asteroid rather than immediately upon impact, so either one will do.

    • @junebuggy1
      @junebuggy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blyndir
      Yay i wanna die
      Who’s with me?

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Screw that, both at once!

  • @freyreinarsson8993
    @freyreinarsson8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    “We need a plague”
    Me watching this in 2020: ...

    • @nikinikita9697
      @nikinikita9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freyr Einarsson same

    • @jessaadkins9589
      @jessaadkins9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm commenting on a comments comment

    • @rodrigatorx2266
      @rodrigatorx2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessaadkins9589 and I'm replying to a reply to a comment commenting int the comments

  • @queenwoofy2k967
    @queenwoofy2k967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The tea in the coffee maker reminded me of my brother telling me about when some co-workers put tea in the coffee maker. And they got upset with him that it was tea and not coffee. Made me laugh.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are they the same guys that tried to strain the chocolate out of chocolate milk? LOL

  • @virgil_star6964
    @virgil_star6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So like I'm watching old videos and stuff since I'm bored and I love your channel so much and like- 1:36 why did you have to jinx it

  • @SilverDungeoneer
    @SilverDungeoneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Math is right
    1+1=2
    60+60=120
    But the time rule is
    1min+1min=2min
    60sec = 1 min
    So
    60sec+60sec=2min
    Gotta remember your variables

    • @rubennunez4299
      @rubennunez4299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The fuck is this

    • @rookield8077
      @rookield8077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What time rule? You are literally counting like you were in the ""Math"" thingy..

    • @SilverDungeoneer
      @SilverDungeoneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rookield8077 fist off there quotes only have 2
      Second its like a joke. She was doing math so I was.

    • @madman2u
      @madman2u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just have to remember it's seconds and know how many seconds there are in a minute. Not sure how one even confuses the two.

    • @Abrifq
      @Abrifq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah you have to use trigonometry

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Every 60 seconds in Africa... A minute passes

    • @firstnamelastname3547
      @firstnamelastname3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or in this video, a minute and ten seconds.

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reshzy3807 Florida man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    (1:30) Imagine when they see the modern Thai calendar, which is the Gregorian calendar. But instead of counting from the birth of Jesus, it is using the Buddhist era, which is 543 years ahead. So 2020 CE (common era) is 2563 BE (Buddhist era).

    • @user4230xjyZ
      @user4230xjyZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yes I have a big problem with ค.ส and พ.ศ I don’t even use พ.ศ anymore

  • @mad-hq4cz
    @mad-hq4cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:36 Hello. As an honorary representative of ARMY, I would like to inform you that we are not all uneducated like this.

    • @peachypunchy
      @peachypunchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeahh as a kpop fan, fans like that make me die inside a little more every day

  • @Ciniqs
    @Ciniqs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    1:36 “We need a plague”
    *Corona virus has entered the chat*

  • @littledreamerrem7021
    @littledreamerrem7021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    ...
    I am very surprised that humanity has survived for this long...

    • @rmdhn1
      @rmdhn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aren't ignorant dumb people like these are spoiled? because the smarts do everything and they just relax and the smarts milk the money out of them?

    • @dabeatz9943
      @dabeatz9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Positive, they have no brain cells, or are incapable of thinking like a normal human.

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is just more stupid people today.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is just the ones who know what are they doing controlling

    • @grenadeout562
      @grenadeout562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't worry, Americans only existed for only 245 years.
      This is just a joke

  • @ryancoomer3009
    @ryancoomer3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:30 Oz started the coronavirus all along

    • @NightRaid777
      @NightRaid777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn Oz! He just had to say something!

  • @judgmentalanimal
    @judgmentalanimal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “We need a plague” bro predicted Covid in 2019 wth

    • @gresmaster2279
      @gresmaster2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit, what a never seen before comment

    • @judgmentalanimal
      @judgmentalanimal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gresmaster2279 and?

    • @gresmaster2279
      @gresmaster2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@judgmentalanimal tf do you mean and, that is it. There is nothing more

    • @judgmentalanimal
      @judgmentalanimal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gresmaster2279 I was asking if there’s anything else you wanted to add because I know it’s an unoriginal comment and I really don’t care

    • @gresmaster2279
      @gresmaster2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@judgmentalanimal And i told you no

  • @davidsaraceno913
    @davidsaraceno913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    2019: “We need a plague” 2020: corona virus

    • @Deconstrife
      @Deconstrife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This post is gonna be hilarious after the second pandemic

    • @lesser_thesecond1198
      @lesser_thesecond1198 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was literally a about to say

  • @marshmallowmountains4636
    @marshmallowmountains4636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:31
    That's actually a huge problem within the LGBT community. They disown bisexuals who enter heterosexual relationships.

  • @rubywills9521
    @rubywills9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I actually felt my intelligence slip away whilst watching this...

    • @arcadiiabay
      @arcadiiabay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOOOO

    • @rubywills9521
      @rubywills9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Willow Trash If that is true, then it is a bloody miracle I'm at the top of my class ;w;

    • @rubywills9521
      @rubywills9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Willow Trash I wish I could go back to 3rd grade, it was much better

    • @rubywills9521
      @rubywills9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Willow Trash Ok, well have a good night/day then

  • @Your_LocalWizard
    @Your_LocalWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:37
    Thanks, Oz

  • @CallMeFreakFujiko
    @CallMeFreakFujiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    We just got wooshed for 10 minutes, right?
    ....Right?

  • @jameshogan8637
    @jameshogan8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:46 person writing: hold on let me get my calculator
    *grabs microwave*

  • @rafaelalvarez8810
    @rafaelalvarez8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    No one:
    Absolutely not a single soul:
    Oz Media: “soft taco shell”
    Just say tortilla

    • @ultrahanskb6718
      @ultrahanskb6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not everyone is Japanese you meanie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😰😡😡😡😡😡😡👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hard tortilla.

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ultrahanskb6718 what?

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ultrahanskb6718 also the overuse of emojis is weird and it would make me think you're a annoying teen girl

    • @ultrahanskb6718
      @ultrahanskb6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hanan Aljaber I can see how one might be confused at the nature of my comment. However, I am not an annoying teen girl; in fact, I am quite the intellectual myself.
      jk it was a just a joke

  • @thethunderspirt87
    @thethunderspirt87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:37 congrats, you got your wish...

  • @jasonedger5057
    @jasonedger5057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Um to understand 90% of these people's logic I brained so hard my think hurts

  • @meowssi1931
    @meowssi1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:36
    this gave me some strong second hand embarrassment...

  • @aerosour
    @aerosour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Oz: “we need a plague.”
    Coronavirus: *”I gotcha.”*

  • @SilverBlossom-w6h
    @SilverBlossom-w6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Oz: We need a plague...
    Me: **hears about the bubonic plague is hitting again**
    Also me: **gasps** he knows all...
    On a side note ik, this is overused so I wanted to have my own take on it

  • @zaner5261
    @zaner5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Oz: We need a plague.
    The Corona virus: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @kelseybishop8128
    @kelseybishop8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "How are your brain cells?"
    Crying. They are crying.

  • @strawberrycowxo
    @strawberrycowxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    can we start a r/ozmakesmesmile

    • @hamburger4626
      @hamburger4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      angel the nugget r/wholesome

    • @blobstar123blob4
      @blobstar123blob4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @angel the nugget www.reddit.com/r/ozmakesmesmile/new done

  • @Scorchlette
    @Scorchlette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We need a plague."
    OZ WHAT DID YOU DO-

  • @black_m1n825
    @black_m1n825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Oz: We need a Plague
    China: Your wish has been granted

  • @redkiere7177
    @redkiere7177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Math: What’s is 2+2?
    Common core: *NOW EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER IN MORE THAN TWO SENTENCES*

  • @Feranogame
    @Feranogame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:20 what I most love about it is that the original meaning of caucasian includes some black people

  • @NickCev
    @NickCev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I started watching this because I saw it in my recommended and thought “Oz will put me in a good mood before bed.” I was wrong. I was so wrong.

  • @opossumworks_
    @opossumworks_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    8:09
    I'm actually on the verge of tears.
    I'm bi, a lot of my friends are too and it really hurt goddamn-

    • @unsaltedtoast
      @unsaltedtoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pastel_ Soft me too. i was both laughing and crying

    • @yomommy6861
      @yomommy6861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Aw, y'all bisexuals are awesome, don't let people like that make you sad

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm hetero but go you. Don't listen to them. If you want to live with hetero Then live. It will increase my chances in this cruel world

    • @grimmquinn2003
      @grimmquinn2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      from one bi person to another. *THAT PERSON CAN GO BURN IN HELL*

    • @conanrose1182
      @conanrose1182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a Christian and I dont approve of what you do but, I'm sorry people treat you like that. It's my job as a Christian to say this, I do not approve if what you do, and neither does God, but ever Christian who really is a Christian loves you for you but us and God hate the sin. I'll pray for you to change. Homosexuality and bisexuality is a complete choice because it is formed by habit or influence and you can choose to follow that influence until it becomes a habit.

  • @ogyrocks
    @ogyrocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "We need a plague"
    Well that didn't age well.

  • @underthesea6746
    @underthesea6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As soon as he said "we need a plague " I came to the comments and you guys didn't disappoint.

  • @tessvallas8419
    @tessvallas8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him: we need a plague
    Me in 2021: SO IT WAS YOU!

  • @Danzignan
    @Danzignan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:40 God, makes me remember something. I was with friends and we wondered how many hours one class will take for the whole semester. So they said "we have 9 class of 1 hour and 30 minutes each, so we have to do 1.3 x 9 = 11.7 ummm" They didn't understand and then I said you have to do 1.5 x 9 = 13.5 but they said "no because it is 30 minutes and not 50 minutes". So I said 30 minutes is half an hour so 0.5 hour but they wouldn't understand. THEN they calculate 70% of 60 minutes to find that we had 11 hour and 42 minutes for the entire semester. They were a little confused but they were certain they were right somehow.
    We were in college... 3 persons calculating hours badly, and me (well, one was smart enough to see there was a problem but didn't understand where...) I still can't believe it.

    • @mage6475
      @mage6475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I... Don't know what to say. Can they be placed back to middle school?

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm in college and I really, really wonder how some of my classmates are too.

  • @mr.deathstrike9776
    @mr.deathstrike9776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one" - that one dude from borderlands 2

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Deathstrike hammerlock

    • @mr.deathstrike9776
      @mr.deathstrike9776 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mugenokami2201 I know it's hammerlock I guess I couldn't think of it at the time

  • @yoshatter
    @yoshatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:36
    AntiVaxx Soccer moms named Karen: I got you fam

  • @justfrankjustdank2538
    @justfrankjustdank2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:00 everyone shut up about the plague comment and notice that they spelled restroom wrong in braille

  • @astapasta9373
    @astapasta9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "We need a Plague"
    You got it.
    The name?
    Coronavirus

  • @Banana_Judge
    @Banana_Judge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Year 3000 IS 80 YEARS AWAY
    2020
    + 80
    _______
    *3000*

    • @shameembangali1
      @shameembangali1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      2019
      + 81
      --------
      2100

    • @Lolo50000
      @Lolo50000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      rEaLLy

    • @ashwindeshpande7557
      @ashwindeshpande7557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TocapoprainbowRose they are obviously joking

    • @apollo4294
      @apollo4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dragon slayer hey fuck you i havent even posted a comment and you called me an idiot

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joey Dragonz They meant a different joey

  • @MiaWolfmoon
    @MiaWolfmoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Yup, my brain cells went on strike, picketsigns and all!

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makeupandtattos Mine have formed a communist party

    • @iwasted90daysonthis78
      @iwasted90daysonthis78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nethascot X mine are always like that

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain cells sit in their rooms and watch anime all day. Fun

  • @kouda_ha
    @kouda_ha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:36 Oz NO! You jinxed us all! AHHH!!

  • @somethingmorecreative
    @somethingmorecreative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oz: We need a plague
    2020: You ask and you shall recieve

  • @CrazyNinja473
    @CrazyNinja473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ahh ten seconds for my brain cells to regroup.

  • @weewoomachine
    @weewoomachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:37 " We need a plague."
    Random genie in 2020: Your wish is my command >:)

  • @PrincessKiraBug
    @PrincessKiraBug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:10 me a bisexual: confused crying. ThAtS nOt hOw bEiNg bI wOrKkKks

  • @ToonBen69
    @ToonBen69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "We need a plague"
    Oz a year later: Shouldn't have said that... Should have NOT of said that....

  • @movedchannels1329
    @movedchannels1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2019: 1:38 “We need a plague”
    2020: *Coronavirus*

  • @Micr0bic
    @Micr0bic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:37
    Don't worry, I was playing plague ink on that funny computer in area 51, and now China has one.

  • @ucjapawlaczyk4483
    @ucjapawlaczyk4483 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:36 this aged well lmao