“If they’re going extinct it’s very sad, but at the end of the day, I don’t care.” Plot twist: *The lady knows that a homo sapien is a human, but she really does not care if we go extinct.*
I'm literally laying in my bed coughing up a lung and going through a bunch of old videos from my favorite creators and he literally just said we need a plague
So I guess the universe didn't start until the moment Jesus was born. In that case then in an instant we lived billions of years of history with multiple evolutions and mass die offs, advancing through the Bronze Age, etc in about a twenty minute period lol
Why do people think people are stupid for thinking that the earth is 2019 years old? Thats the same as 6000 years and thats according to bible thats how old earth is. What is life
mincegaming350&minecraft I would say they are equally as stupid but at least the Bible thumpers can point to the Bible while the other dum dums just think everything started at year zero and the universe has only been around for 2019 years, despite fossils, rock layers and more proof....
UwU, Corona-chan at you service OwO *Notices Idiots* UwU whats this? People with small IQ? OwO I can help take care of that ;) *proceeds to kill off all the idiots part of the riots to end Quarantine*
8:10 as a bisexual person, i have no idea what to say about this, i think the want EVERYBODY to be gay or something, idk there wrong ether way Edit: grammer
Same my dude. Some people want everybody to be gay, but they don’t realize that if everyone was gay, then the human race will become extinct. I’m actually going to try to find this post and explain to them what being bisexual means. That’s how much I hate it.
actually, the "cutting a board into pieces" question is THE example why schools dont work. the question is very vague and doesnt define a piece, or the board that is cut. now, whats the problem about this question is, is that nothing defines a piece or the board, and how it is cut. ... i could work at the same speed, but only cut off the very tips of the corners, taking probably only about half a minute for each. the pieces are small, but are still pieces. another way is to just be creative and saw out some art piece! takes you a few hours, but it is still the right amount of pieces in the end. i hate how school formulates questions, it confused me every time.
Actually, the "cutting a board into pieces" question is so mindlessly simple that any five-year-old should be able to answer it, which is the age I assume/hope it was aimed at. Don't overthink it, size of board is irrelevant, size of pieces is irrelevant.
Nope. You're still dumb. It doesn't matter where you cut the board, it's still gonna take the same amount of time for each cut, whether or not you cut equal pieces.
I wouldn't be surprised if the person got cheated on by their partner of the same gender with someone of the opposite gender and now strongly believes all bisexuals are horrible In general a bad idea because it isn't good to judge entire group of people based on one experience, particularly when you consider that we make up quite a bit of the LGBTQ+ community
The tea in the coffee maker reminded me of my brother telling me about when some co-workers put tea in the coffee maker. And they got upset with him that it was tea and not coffee. Made me laugh.
(1:30) Imagine when they see the modern Thai calendar, which is the Gregorian calendar. But instead of counting from the birth of Jesus, it is using the Buddhist era, which is 543 years ahead. So 2020 CE (common era) is 2563 BE (Buddhist era).
Hanan Aljaber I can see how one might be confused at the nature of my comment. However, I am not an annoying teen girl; in fact, I am quite the intellectual myself. jk it was a just a joke
Oz: We need a plague... Me: **hears about the bubonic plague is hitting again** Also me: **gasps** he knows all... On a side note ik, this is overused so I wanted to have my own take on it
I'm a Christian and I dont approve of what you do but, I'm sorry people treat you like that. It's my job as a Christian to say this, I do not approve if what you do, and neither does God, but ever Christian who really is a Christian loves you for you but us and God hate the sin. I'll pray for you to change. Homosexuality and bisexuality is a complete choice because it is formed by habit or influence and you can choose to follow that influence until it becomes a habit.
7:40 God, makes me remember something. I was with friends and we wondered how many hours one class will take for the whole semester. So they said "we have 9 class of 1 hour and 30 minutes each, so we have to do 1.3 x 9 = 11.7 ummm" They didn't understand and then I said you have to do 1.5 x 9 = 13.5 but they said "no because it is 30 minutes and not 50 minutes". So I said 30 minutes is half an hour so 0.5 hour but they wouldn't understand. THEN they calculate 70% of 60 minutes to find that we had 11 hour and 42 minutes for the entire semester. They were a little confused but they were certain they were right somehow. We were in college... 3 persons calculating hours badly, and me (well, one was smart enough to see there was a problem but didn't understand where...) I still can't believe it.
I can't believe that humans are one the most intelligent creatures on Earth, yet the dumbest at the same time...
And thats fact
@@polllabaro3791 that's*
@@tdimybeloved r/woosh I think
DBambina it was not a woooosh he was just being a dick
Midori Gurinu?!?!
Ok the "bts" one had me ASHAMED
Second, the "1:00 is different from 60" ACTUALLY made me stupid
same lol
btw nice pfp
I know how to break the 1:00 / 60 paradox.
"Isnt the point of bisexual being that you can swing for both teams"
This is pretty accurate
*inhales*
Italy is bisexual than.
The math problem got me because my brain automatically replaced “pieces” with “cuts”.
Is this comment not about a plague
glad i'm not hte only one who did that.
Remember when this video had actually funny comments and not the same "we need a plague" comments. Yeah good times
He cursed us.
But didn't we all wish that though
I just thought oh let me check for everyone’s covid jokes
You me EVERY video?
Ive never agreed more about a type of comment.
1:36 "We need a plague"
Anti-Vaxxers "Happy to oblige :)"
True.. someone get the polio
Where’s the rats?
@@computethis1533 Idk but we can get the stray cats in the alley over there.
@@arthurthenerd2270 horray
@@arthurthenerd2270
Guys, we already have the measles deployed right now, I'm sure that'll be enough if things keep going the way they are
“If they’re going extinct it’s very sad, but at the end of the day, I don’t care.”
Plot twist: *The lady knows that a homo sapien is a human, but she really does not care if we go extinct.*
ORIGINAL COMMENT BOIS
ALL HAIL THE ORIGINAL COMMENT PEEPS!
Can we blame her?
Tyler Mitchell not really, we have Karens, Homophobes, transphobes, Racists, Flat-Earthers, Antivaxxers, Abusers, etc.
She might get her wish, we'll see
"america is against education"
Next post: teacher is wrong
Denmark: free college
'merica: very bad at detecting predators
Huh
Mhm
hotel: trivago
Oz 10 months ago: "We need a plague"
Oz now: I should not have said that, I should NOT have said that
No... no he's still right.
@@sugoistalin7809 I mean...yeah
God:""there u go, my dude""
Why could it not have been a purge!? God, we are due for another flood.
No no no, he has a point, because it's just natural selection at this point
"We need a plague"
God: Wish granted.
This will become valuable
No it's not just any old plague that we need. We need one that specifically targets idiots.
Was just gonna comment this... :(
Muaaz Gaming people legit forgot about BC and ANCIENT GREECE
U beat me to it
"Can we get Doc Thanos back in here?"
Nah, statistically, he’ll leave half of these idiots and take away half the people who aren’t this stupid
Yes- we need him-
@@battlesheep2552 Better than living with them
Battlesheep he’ll leave the stupid people with the plague
Oz: How are your brain cells doing?
My brain: I'M GONNA HAVE A STROKE!
my brain is going to commit ctrl alt delete
8:55 the name is blacked out but you can still read where this place is on the profile picture
*r/facepalm*
Lol
Man warren food looks delicous 😋
InsetGaming it’s a joke jeez chill 😂
@@MadNix it might be the city too because the 'W' and the 'n' are both visible in the crossed out word
@@MadNix You can still search the place with the country
i legit thought there was. tumor on that dog till he said “avocado”
Bruh
Tbh I thought it was photoshopped.
same i thought it was a tumor too
Guess I'm the only one in here who eats at least 1 Avocado a week lately.
333
“We need a plague”
*8!months later
Corona virus had appeared
The Panda, Damn it Oz!
Lol like Pokemon basically.
CARONA VIRUS, I CHOOSE YOU!!
Yooo
The shipping was quite late.
This is exactly what I thought lol
I'm literally laying in my bed coughing up a lung and going through a bunch of old videos from my favorite creators and he literally just said we need a plague
"We need a plague"
That didnt age well
Leah nope it didn’t lmaooo
Here’s your plague buddy. Enjoy your gift from Wuhan!
Aging less and less well
R/agedlikemilk
I've literally been in quarantine for days
Me: I’m losing brain cells by watching this
Oz: How are your brain cells doing?
Me: *surprised pikachu*
All hail the original comment
@@TheBert. All hail
All hail
OMG A COMMENT THATS NOT ABOUT HIM SAYING WE NEED A PLAGUE
My brain cells are scarred forever, thanks for asking.
8:23
-smacks lips -
*IT'S BIPHOBIA*
MY GOD REALLY
OH GOD
"We need a Plague"
Wish granted.
Ps it's been over a year now :(
@@ExulInsani Does it need to be edited to have a postscript?
More than a year and a half now
@@ewanrice-kotarba1679 depends on the country. Mines had covid since December 2019
😞 2 years
The monkey's paw curls
How many brain cells have you lost?
Me: Yes
*lose
what brains cell is
Kosta Danicic what
$ same
Me: Hey, you got the stuff?
Teacher: Yeah, what do you want?
Me: Those braincells, teach.
Teacher: (Pulls out notebook.)
Oz: "we need a plague"
Corona virus "hey now this looks like a job for me"
Of course the earth isnt 2012 years old
Its 2019 years old
I’m gonna cry if someone corrects you
So I guess the universe didn't start until the moment Jesus was born. In that case then in an instant we lived billions of years of history with multiple evolutions and mass die offs, advancing through the Bronze Age, etc in about a twenty minute period lol
@@lordlucius1341 that "lol" just saved you from being r/woooshed
Why do people think people are stupid for thinking that the earth is 2019 years old? Thats the same as 6000 years and thats according to bible thats how old earth is. What is life
mincegaming350&minecraft I would say they are equally as stupid but at least the Bible thumpers can point to the Bible while the other dum dums just think everything started at year zero and the universe has only been around for 2019 years, despite fossils, rock layers and more proof....
Welp, 3 years after this came out, I came to watch it and the “we need a plague” hits so different now lol
Stupid people: exsist
Him: we need a plague
Caronavirus: HAI!!
Coronavirus*
Coronavirus, please only wipe out the people who make others lose faith in humanity.
Coronavirus: HAII!! uwu SowwowTV daddy lemme take cawe of your wittle pwoblem owo
@Scp 939 what joke are you trying to make I do not get it
UwU, Corona-chan at you service OwO *Notices Idiots* UwU whats this? People with small IQ? OwO I can help take care of that ;) *proceeds to kill off all the idiots part of the riots to end Quarantine*
“We need a plague”
This dude really cursed 2020-
Wow so original
@@filthykevin860 who spat in your coffee this morning
@@alexanderhamilton5237 coffee is Gross
Is he wrong tho
@@filthykevin860 you do not have the ability to call anything gross with that pfp
"we need a plaague"
*[MEANWHILE, IN CHINA]*
Are you a time traveler?
Yo boy show me your time machine please
my nigga, how?
Tf you are a legitimate time traveller
Bruhhhhh
"How are your brain cells"
Me watching at 5 AM: It's making me question things I know are wrong because I can no longer comprehend anything.
Well, there went the brain cells that were in my head-especially the bisexual post 🤦🏻♀️
for some reason i thought you said “except the bisexual post”
Nano64 I’ve read that before, no worries.
I saw this comment just as it came up
Redstronics - you... are?
America ~ a Continent
Canada ~ a country in America
United States ~ another country in America
Gchairez2 aight sorry lol. but... Canadians are still American, right?
“We need a plague”
God: whatever you say
Your profile picture makes this better
Oh no I don't want it please
'What does SO mean?'
'Context?'
'Ok thanks'
LOL
1:38)
Oz: We need a plague
2020: Oh I already put that in the calendars
Why does THEIR stupid hurt ME?
Oh yes because my palm keeps smacking my face...
... What?
8:10 as a bisexual person, i have no idea what to say about this, i think the want EVERYBODY to be gay or something, idk there wrong ether way
Edit: grammer
my different channel
was the “grammer” intentional? I feel like I might be wooooshing myself
@@shaangraham i cant spell
I'm bisexual as well and, I'm quite offended as this same thing happened to me.
Same my dude. Some people want everybody to be gay, but they don’t realize that if everyone was gay, then the human race will become extinct. I’m actually going to try to find this post and explain to them what being bisexual means. That’s how much I hate it.
I have a friend who's bi and it made me facepalm so hard xD also kinda offended that they thing heteros are disgusting lol
actually, the "cutting a board into pieces" question is THE example why schools dont work. the question is very vague and doesnt define a piece, or the board that is cut. now, whats the problem about this question is, is that nothing defines a piece or the board, and how it is cut. ... i could work at the same speed, but only cut off the very tips of the corners, taking probably only about half a minute for each. the pieces are small, but are still pieces. another way is to just be creative and saw out some art piece! takes you a few hours, but it is still the right amount of pieces in the end.
i hate how school formulates questions, it confused me every time.
Actually, the "cutting a board into pieces" question is so mindlessly simple that any five-year-old should be able to answer it, which is the age I assume/hope it was aimed at. Don't overthink it, size of board is irrelevant, size of pieces is irrelevant.
You can overthink everything and say its vaugely defined
i can see a new face palm coming for this comment
Nope. You're still dumb. It doesn't matter where you cut the board, it's still gonna take the same amount of time for each cut, whether or not you cut equal pieces.
Caligon
Yeah. I could cut it once horizontally then once vertically and get four pieces.
"Prepare your braincells"
I can't, this video already killed them all.
7:53
Oz: how are your brain cells doing?
Me: *curled up in a ball on my bed while trying not to scream in frustration*
Also me: I'm fine
what brain cells?
What are brain cells
I taste purple
I'm a bisexual - which means I don't matter which means I'm energy !
trisexual try anything sexual
marina addams You’re buy sexual? Does that you mean you get off by shopping?
Bro do u even matter
But matter is energy.
@@DerKommercial2008 is it though?
“Prepare your brain cells” more like hide them lol
Too late they died
wesh yau kud have toeld me earleir.
"We need a plague"
That aged well.
Monkey paw moment
“U ever think about how the year 3000 is literally 81 years away”
Me: Omg that’s tru-
Wait what
To be fair, I once fell into a same trap. But then I recovered. I cringe every time I think about it.
@axelipy01 true
Pretty sure everyone thought about it for a second before they realised
wtf how can u fall for that
981 gang gang
"Prepare your braincells"
Me: * braindead *
also me: how
Same
"soft taco shell"
w h a t
Falcon Express he means tortillas
They are basically the same thing. It's a different name anyway
Naithan Wiley but taco shells are hard, tortillas aren’t
@@sillychuu have you heard of soft tacos or not
@@birb125 this requires a national alert
1:37 watching this in 2022, I can safely say: This aged like milk.
8:15 excuse me what? I’m bi and this doesn’t make sense.
Also, L G *B* T Q.
I wouldn't be surprised if the person got cheated on by their partner of the same gender with someone of the opposite gender and now strongly believes all bisexuals are horrible
In general a bad idea because it isn't good to judge entire group of people based on one experience, particularly when you consider that we make up quite a bit of the LGBTQ+ community
@@triggereddiobrando muda
@@triggereddiobrando I think it's a similar situation to when a man cheats on his girlfriend and goes to social media to say: aLl MEn aRE The SaME
@@triggereddiobrando muda
@@telmoth
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
9:06
"The city of {blank}...@"
*looks at profile picture*
it's.... it's warren county, or waynesville
Exactley what i was thinkin'
“ We need a plague.” Coronavirus joined the chat.
"We need a plague"
Oh this aged both bad and like wine
"We need a plague."
Screw that, we need the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs to do an encore.
Blyndir. I laughed so hard!
Fuck that. We need another Permian mass extinction in this bitch.
Most of the dinosaurs died sometime after the asteroid rather than immediately upon impact, so either one will do.
Blyndir
Yay i wanna die
Who’s with me?
Screw that, both at once!
“We need a plague”
Me watching this in 2020: ...
Freyr Einarsson same
I'm commenting on a comments comment
@@jessaadkins9589 and I'm replying to a reply to a comment commenting int the comments
The tea in the coffee maker reminded me of my brother telling me about when some co-workers put tea in the coffee maker. And they got upset with him that it was tea and not coffee. Made me laugh.
Are they the same guys that tried to strain the chocolate out of chocolate milk? LOL
So like I'm watching old videos and stuff since I'm bored and I love your channel so much and like- 1:36 why did you have to jinx it
Math is right
1+1=2
60+60=120
But the time rule is
1min+1min=2min
60sec = 1 min
So
60sec+60sec=2min
Gotta remember your variables
The fuck is this
What time rule? You are literally counting like you were in the ""Math"" thingy..
@@rookield8077 fist off there quotes only have 2
Second its like a joke. She was doing math so I was.
You just have to remember it's seconds and know how many seconds there are in a minute. Not sure how one even confuses the two.
Nah you have to use trigonometry
Every 60 seconds in Africa... A minute passes
Or in this video, a minute and ten seconds.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell
@@reshzy3807 Florida man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt
(1:30) Imagine when they see the modern Thai calendar, which is the Gregorian calendar. But instead of counting from the birth of Jesus, it is using the Buddhist era, which is 543 years ahead. So 2020 CE (common era) is 2563 BE (Buddhist era).
Lol yes I have a big problem with ค.ส and พ.ศ I don’t even use พ.ศ anymore
0:36 Hello. As an honorary representative of ARMY, I would like to inform you that we are not all uneducated like this.
Yeahh as a kpop fan, fans like that make me die inside a little more every day
1:36 “We need a plague”
*Corona virus has entered the chat*
...
I am very surprised that humanity has survived for this long...
aren't ignorant dumb people like these are spoiled? because the smarts do everything and they just relax and the smarts milk the money out of them?
Positive, they have no brain cells, or are incapable of thinking like a normal human.
There is just more stupid people today.
it is just the ones who know what are they doing controlling
Don't worry, Americans only existed for only 245 years.
This is just a joke
1:30 Oz started the coronavirus all along
Damn Oz! He just had to say something!
“We need a plague” bro predicted Covid in 2019 wth
Holy shit, what a never seen before comment
@@gresmaster2279 and?
@@judgmentalanimal tf do you mean and, that is it. There is nothing more
@@gresmaster2279 I was asking if there’s anything else you wanted to add because I know it’s an unoriginal comment and I really don’t care
@@judgmentalanimal And i told you no
2019: “We need a plague” 2020: corona virus
This post is gonna be hilarious after the second pandemic
I was literally a about to say
8:31
That's actually a huge problem within the LGBT community. They disown bisexuals who enter heterosexual relationships.
I actually felt my intelligence slip away whilst watching this...
LMAOOOO
@Willow Trash If that is true, then it is a bloody miracle I'm at the top of my class ;w;
@Willow Trash I wish I could go back to 3rd grade, it was much better
@Willow Trash Ok, well have a good night/day then
1:37
Thanks, Oz
We just got wooshed for 10 minutes, right?
....Right?
Im asking myself this question
Unclear
Possible r/wooooooosh.
Right? Please?
I hope that's the case, or these people have problems
7:46 person writing: hold on let me get my calculator
*grabs microwave*
No one:
Absolutely not a single soul:
Oz Media: “soft taco shell”
Just say tortilla
Not everyone is Japanese you meanie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😰😡😡😡😡😡😡👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱😐😐😐😐😐😐
Hard tortilla.
@@ultrahanskb6718 what?
@@ultrahanskb6718 also the overuse of emojis is weird and it would make me think you're a annoying teen girl
Hanan Aljaber I can see how one might be confused at the nature of my comment. However, I am not an annoying teen girl; in fact, I am quite the intellectual myself.
jk it was a just a joke
1:37 congrats, you got your wish...
Um to understand 90% of these people's logic I brained so hard my think hurts
0:36
this gave me some strong second hand embarrassment...
Oz: “we need a plague.”
Coronavirus: *”I gotcha.”*
Oz: We need a plague...
Me: **hears about the bubonic plague is hitting again**
Also me: **gasps** he knows all...
On a side note ik, this is overused so I wanted to have my own take on it
Oz: We need a plague.
The Corona virus: Allow me to introduce myself.
"How are your brain cells?"
Crying. They are crying.
can we start a r/ozmakesmesmile
angel the nugget r/wholesome
@angel the nugget www.reddit.com/r/ozmakesmesmile/new done
"We need a plague."
OZ WHAT DID YOU DO-
Oz: We need a Plague
China: Your wish has been granted
Math: What’s is 2+2?
Common core: *NOW EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER IN MORE THAN TWO SENTENCES*
6:20 what I most love about it is that the original meaning of caucasian includes some black people
I started watching this because I saw it in my recommended and thought “Oz will put me in a good mood before bed.” I was wrong. I was so wrong.
8:09
I'm actually on the verge of tears.
I'm bi, a lot of my friends are too and it really hurt goddamn-
Pastel_ Soft me too. i was both laughing and crying
Aw, y'all bisexuals are awesome, don't let people like that make you sad
I'm hetero but go you. Don't listen to them. If you want to live with hetero Then live. It will increase my chances in this cruel world
from one bi person to another. *THAT PERSON CAN GO BURN IN HELL*
I'm a Christian and I dont approve of what you do but, I'm sorry people treat you like that. It's my job as a Christian to say this, I do not approve if what you do, and neither does God, but ever Christian who really is a Christian loves you for you but us and God hate the sin. I'll pray for you to change. Homosexuality and bisexuality is a complete choice because it is formed by habit or influence and you can choose to follow that influence until it becomes a habit.
"We need a plague"
Well that didn't age well.
As soon as he said "we need a plague " I came to the comments and you guys didn't disappoint.
Him: we need a plague
Me in 2021: SO IT WAS YOU!
7:40 God, makes me remember something. I was with friends and we wondered how many hours one class will take for the whole semester. So they said "we have 9 class of 1 hour and 30 minutes each, so we have to do 1.3 x 9 = 11.7 ummm" They didn't understand and then I said you have to do 1.5 x 9 = 13.5 but they said "no because it is 30 minutes and not 50 minutes". So I said 30 minutes is half an hour so 0.5 hour but they wouldn't understand. THEN they calculate 70% of 60 minutes to find that we had 11 hour and 42 minutes for the entire semester. They were a little confused but they were certain they were right somehow.
We were in college... 3 persons calculating hours badly, and me (well, one was smart enough to see there was a problem but didn't understand where...) I still can't believe it.
I... Don't know what to say. Can they be placed back to middle school?
I'm in college and I really, really wonder how some of my classmates are too.
"I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one" - that one dude from borderlands 2
Mr. Deathstrike hammerlock
@@mugenokami2201 I know it's hammerlock I guess I couldn't think of it at the time
1:36
AntiVaxx Soccer moms named Karen: I got you fam
2:00 everyone shut up about the plague comment and notice that they spelled restroom wrong in braille
"We need a Plague"
You got it.
The name?
Coronavirus
Year 3000 IS 80 YEARS AWAY
2020
+ 80
_______
*3000*
2019
+ 81
--------
2100
rEaLLy
@@TocapoprainbowRose they are obviously joking
dragon slayer hey fuck you i havent even posted a comment and you called me an idiot
Joey Dragonz They meant a different joey
Yup, my brain cells went on strike, picketsigns and all!
Makeupandtattos Mine have formed a communist party
Nethascot X mine are always like that
My brain cells sit in their rooms and watch anime all day. Fun
1:36 Oz NO! You jinxed us all! AHHH!!
Oz: We need a plague
2020: You ask and you shall recieve
Ahh ten seconds for my brain cells to regroup.
1:37 " We need a plague."
Random genie in 2020: Your wish is my command >:)
8:10 me a bisexual: confused crying. ThAtS nOt hOw bEiNg bI wOrKkKks
"We need a plague"
Oz a year later: Shouldn't have said that... Should have NOT of said that....
So he should have said it?
@@youraverageant7888 lmao
Speech 100
Copied
2019: 1:38 “We need a plague”
2020: *Coronavirus*
1:37
Don't worry, I was playing plague ink on that funny computer in area 51, and now China has one.
1:36 this aged well lmao
Stated same dude stated same lmao.