I'm going to be streaming tonight as a birthday celebration I suppose. Should be in 2-4 hours from now. Probably 4. Considering I've been up since midnight, this will be one hell of a sleep exhausted birthday fiasco.
I mean, if you skip over the stupidity and try to examine the point made at face-value... that person actually made a very good point: (Without a magically overruling deity) There is exactly no objective source of morals. But the idea that there's literally nothing (physical or spiritual) stopping your neighbor from spontanously murdering you, and that you *could* theoretically be killed at any time is apparently too uncertain/scary, so it's not surprising some brains will then go self-defense mode and jump to 'god fixes every hole' conclusion. It's essentially survivorship bias on a more philosophical scale.
@@crazychicken8290 You can’t prove anything is right or wrong, that’s just one of the difficult parts of life, one that theists are too cowardly to face. As for what’s stopping me morally, it’s my desire to be kind, to be honest, to show others compassion, THAT’S what’s stopping me. Well, that, and I also feel no desire to randomly hurt innocent people. If someone genuinely believes in a God that punishes evil, you’ll never actually know if they’re a good person or not, because their seemingly good deeds will always be motivated by their own, selfish fear of the invisible magic man in the sky.
@@mj91212 theists believe that God determines what is right or wrong. Under your paradigm, yourr worldview, there is no objective morality. You can't prove or say that helping a grandma is right or robbing a kid is wrong, since in your worldview this world came by by chance and we are all lifeless atoms. There is no difference between cutting a cake or a human head in the atomic form as they are both composed of lifeless atoms. The thing that stops you morally is your government. Your government determines your morality. And the government's morality keeps changing. This is subjective morality because it changes and is in your perspective. If you lived in Germany for example your morality would have changed a lot from Nazism to Liberalism. If you lived during Nazi times you would have thought your morality is right. If you live in Liberal times you would think your morality is right. Whos to say in the future people will think our morality is wrong? This is the problem with subjective morality, you can't prove why one thing is good or bad, and its always changing. Whats legal today is illegal tommorow and vice versa. If someone genuinley believes that good, evil, and morality comes from the laws and moralities of their culture and government, things like the holocaust can happen because bad governments can come to power and make peoples subjective morality bad. Doing good deeds for God is good because with objective morality you will be doing good deeds consistently, your morality won't change. Of course you believe that my morality is subjective and you don't believe me, but think in my perspective for a minute. With objective morality, you can determine what is right and wrong for perpetuity from the All Knowing. With subjective morality, you can't prove why the things like the holocaust is bad, or infringing on human rights is bad. We are all random atoms with no purpose in your worldview.
Something i find SUPER annoying (infuriating really) is how a lot of bad people double down on their own horribleness because they assume EVERYONE is JUST as bad as them.
Me: *Looks at water bottle* ...SCREW IT *[heart locket active swapping genders]* you know Sometimes i wish for this to be real Like real gender transformation in a snap
@@Smthn_Wicked Thus we have entered a paradoxical state when one cannot hydrate or else be perceived as gay, and yet cannot dehydrate or else die and thus be perceived as gay. This phenomenon is known as Shrödinger's Gay.
E = mc^2 + AI is genius. After all, as E = mc^2 is a balanced equation, AI must equal zero for it to remain balanced. Which is about the amount of positive contribution any AI-related idea suggested by that guy would probably have on society.
@@SomeIceGuy ida: HEY! It takes time to make a true ai Trust me I was built with a ship computer and synthetic dna so really? I more living then a true ai But i am an ai
Yeah, whenever I watch this vid, I usually just skip over this part and the one where the guy complains about... *checks notes* "Not being able to fuck his daughter," because they just fill me with rage and a desire for violence.
9:16 i invite the authors, genuinely, to touch a power line. just a little bit. a teeny tiny tap. just half a second. a fraction of time. scared? why be scared? god will protect you. go ahead. go on.
The funny thing is that the equation, E=mc^2+AI, actually suggests that AI is equal to 0, which shows that the addition of artificial intelligence adds nothing.
are we sure he isn't being threatened by... uh... the robot-voice kid that shows up in a lot of his videos, i don't know what they're called, but are we sure they aren't threatening him into making more videos why would they do that? well to buy more legos obviously
i'm fairly sure. he mentioned a while back that his inconsistent upload schedule was due to drama relating to illuminaughti. and that thanks to the fundraiser that was linked in the video. he was able to pay the court fees and continue to have a roof over his head
"You can't go a few hours without your little sips of water?" NO! I AM SEVERELY DEHYDRATED! I MIGHT LITERALLY DIE IF I AM NOT DRINKING WATER EVERY COUPLE MINUTES WHILE DOING PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!
The thing I don't like about this saying is it assumes that mere believing that there is a sort of divine punishment for doing bad things (which, depending o religion, is still a huge oversimplification) means that this punishment is the only reason the person tries to not do said bad things. By this logic, if you "believe" that murder is illegal and punished by serious consequences (life in prison or death) does it mean you are not murdering people just because you want to avoid this punishment, and only people who think murder is perfectly legal are actually good people?
I think the crucial part is “need”, like, if you NEED the threat of eternal punishment, then you aren’t a good person. If you believe there’s a punishment but you wouldn’t do it even if there wasn’t then you are (at least somewhat) good…
@@nerd_nato564 this is what I am talking about. I am however seeing this saying almost exclusively as an argument for Christians being bad by definition. Maybe I've wrongly assumed it was used here i this context too.
It will never cease to amaze me that some people are so far removed from reality that they call the *mere existence of someone* political. Like. It honestly sounds so absurd it feels like it got ran through a translator five too many times, and the initial statement was already bad.
@@juliagoetia*hugs* you got a friend though *Hands heart locket* this is a powerful anomaly that can change someone's gender at will To the point like you were born the opposite gender Its nice
11:38 If it takes the threat of punishment from a being like God for you to be a decent person, then you're not a decent person. Simple as that. 14:26 Yeah, didn't Jesus hand out food to a whole crowd after some kid brought it to him? Like, some people don't even know the guy they believe in
Yes a boy brought juses 2 fish and 5 loafs of bread iirc then he used it to feed smtg like 500 people. I might be misremembering specific numbers but the general story is right
Secondarily, you ask trick or treat because you're threatening to egg their house if they don't give you candy. Someone needs to remind this guy about that
agnostic. the mysterious source of "objective morality" is me, cos I decide my own morals which is pretty normal even for most religious folk. I don't think it's always that this kind of person is only good out of fear for punishment, I think some just can't fathom being able to follow a principle without an authority telling you to. because their principles were forced onto them as babies. so they only have an artificial morality that can't grow but they refuse to start over. if that makes sense. basically, skill issue.
4:07 this person needs to be put on some kind of public watch-list and make it mandatory that he show it to anyone he meets so that they know it's a serious risk to try and start a family with him.
2:14 it's even funnier as an Australian because that's also what some of us call those bags of cheap cask wine (the ones sold in boxes), because the mortifying slow realisation that it's not a shitty wine tasting party is funny as hell
14:52 I forgot the time where Jesus said he could multiple bread and fish, but he didn't do it because the people were "being lazy" and "just needed to get a job."
@@NieroshaiTheSable Like the whole "I refuse to hit a woman" thing. Like, how about just don't hit people? Maybe talk things out like an adult? If it was like "I won't hit someone smaller than me," it still wouldn't be great but it wouldn't be assuming any woman to be weaker.
12:04 I don't engage in my "darkest desires" because I really don't have any. I like being a good person and if you can't just want to be a good person without being stopped by a magic book, you are the issue.
A good atheist will do good things, a bad atheist will do bad things. Neither "in the name of atheism." A bad theist will justify themselves with their religion, and it takes religion to make a good theist do bad things.
12:50 - I'm an Apathetic Agnostic. (That means my answer to the question "Is there a god?" is that I don't know or care... or think that it's an important question that effects my life in any way.) I have a statement of morality that's what feels right to me: "Evil is any action that knowingly harms another person, their property, their privacy, and/or their freedom of action without their informed consent." There is no deity that gives me that statement, it's just what feels right. I have no desire to perform any actions that statement would classify as being bad, and I tend to lose respect for anyone that does such actions. Sometimes it has to be broken, like causing harm to someone else in self defense can be a necessary thing, but minimizing the need to is ideal. There are people that confuse morality for being a purely religious thing or a purely legal thing (I've seen both) despite it being its own separate third thing. From my observations of those mindsets, it seems that it makes it a lot easier to use logic to twist the words to do anything you want when it's someone else's words... But most religious and/or law abiding people I know don't rely solely on the words of others to determine what not to do. They also can feel that beating up a random stranger would be wrong, and just don't want to do that kind of thing. They can see generally that the documents they follow tend to agree with that assessment, which helps to further solidify their beliefs. You'll also notice that I define evil as being the action, not the person doing it, because people can have bad days during which their brain just kinda breaks down, and people that do bad things regularly can become people who do differently eventually.
12:25 Helio, Christian here! From my understanding, humans are a social species, hence why we have a “moral code” that allows healthy interactions and behaviours between human beings. From an evolution standpoint, those who drifted apart from the group died, so it’s not far fetched to think that we evolved to kinda have a grasp of what behaviours will get you kicked out of a group, could also be a reason why empathy exists. As a Christian, I don’t really think the morals and values in the bible are the only thing humans have, since if you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, that’s just proof that you’re not a good person. If there’s anything incorrect with what I said, tell me and I’ll correct myself.
@@sopadumacacoumadelicia5It may suprise you to learn most are sane. But its not the sane believers shouting from the rooftops. So they tend to go a bit more unheard.
As a TE Christian I think it's fascinating to think how natural selection helps strengthen the social society us humans have. There's a theory that menopause evolved in us to create grandmothers: members of a population who aren't distracted with babies of their own and can assist others with the care of children in the overall social group. I think these proto-human groups also benefit from their gender queer members in similar ways: those who won't have children of their own (aces, gays) can adopt orphans or be aunts and uncles as needed. Non-standard gender folks can fill vacancies as needed with transwomen assisting as caretakers and transmen as protectors and hunters (if our nearly human ancestors even bothered enforcing gender rolls). When God saw our society was stable and ready he initiated his plan to start seeing if we could handle extra rules and how we handle it.
I hope he knows he's got an army behind him and in front of him. Like you, I'm an elder millenials and I want to protect him and Wonder like they were my baby brothers after what they have been through.
I struggle with socialising, and one of my favourite things to do with my few close friends is show them memes and make silly jokes and commentary. I love that your videos replicate that feeling, and they cheer me up when I'm not able to meet my friends.
@@SorowFameeasily the worst people I've met in this life, claimed to be Christian. People who basically have a personalized express ticket to hell, with seating all the way at the bottom of the frozen lake.
@@literallyanangrymoose7717Yeah, there are so many good Christians out there, but there are also so many "Christians" out there that give the rest of us a bad name because of how terrible they are.
Fun fact. Gay penguins adopt the eggs that other couples reject since they only take care of one. The same can be found in giraffes and other species with homosexual parthners.
@@yourfathersinferioritycomplex please forgive me dear sir/ma'am/anything else I disliked your comment on purpose out of ironic spite for no reason, a nyuk nyuk if you will.
6:40 just a little adding. If you assume E= mc² to be true, in E=mc² +AI, AI would be cero. So he either wants to somehow incorporate AI to relativistic theory, does not know simple math, or has his head way up in his own ass about AI. Be the judge yourselves
Having a pocket knife to ward off the bi+ches is not a phrase that I didn't think I needed, but I will now be definitely using in my everyday conversations
Right? So... is the 'don't call the police' person implying that if a BIPOC is actually stealing diamonds, then it's okay to snitch? That's literally just racism with extra steps bro
That's all of human history, pretty much. The best way to make friends is to have a mutual enemy. From the Shoshone to the Mongols, this was standard operating procedure.
I love that Oz is posting much more. I hope he is alright, feels well and partied his ass off on his birthday. Happy birthday my man, stay awsome and I love your caothic contents
Happy birthday, Oz!! Honestly, all of this consistent content as of late has been a gift in itself, especially with how stressful uni has been with exams coming up soon. Coming home from a long day of boring lectures to relax and laugh along with you in these videos has been genuinely the best stress reliever I’ve had all term. Hope you had an awesome day today!! Keep up the awesome work! :D
2:46 no Oz, there are places for men to carry phones without people seeing them. They just gotta make sure the vibration is off first. Well, unless they're into that.
3:48 Projection at it's finest. "You're raising her to be a [REDACTED] because I see her as a [REDACTED] for just existing" I hope the blue guy is never around women
12:35 EVERY TIME I am asked this by a Christian, thinking its a "gatcha" moment, I just say "because I don't want to" and they always say "well why not?" And are SURPRISED when I tell them I just don't take pleasure in hurting people. Luke, have they never heard of the concept of just, being nice? If they need a moral law giver, why can't that lawgiver be their conscience?
11:37 Athe Boi here with an Athe Boi answer to the question. The social contract idea definitely applies, but there's also this little widget in the human brain called the mirror neuron. If functioning correctly, it causes an onlooker to experience pain they witness as if it were happening to themselves. I don't do evil because seeing evil makes my communal ape brain sad. Also, happy birthday, Oz!
4:42 I've never seen anyone try to catch that sentence in a mistake. I have however, heard a cooler version of it, which I thought for sure that was what the post was going to be about: Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
Happy Birthday! Love your content! And, as an atheist and ex-catholic, not even my very conservative and catholic mother would use that argument, because even one second of self-reflection and questioning destroys it.
12:27 my dad always used to say that if you’re only a good person because you’re afraid of getting sent to hell then you’re not a good person and you should just be a good person to be a good person and shouldn’t haft to be threatened into it -child of 2 agnostic parents who wasn’t raised with religion and has only been in a church around 4 times in my entire life
Starting the Thanksgiving break off on the perfect foot with this one. I am so thankful for your content, Oz. 2:35 Also, my mate just gendered the concept of holding things
11:47 Is it "dishonest" to say that our darkest desires are pretty mundane, or that we just care about other people without any need for a divine that's judging us?
bold of him to assume that we don't tbh. cause, see, no, most of us don't desire small children actually, if that's his problem then he can keep his religion I guess, at least he has something restraining him. and I'm pretty sure most people avoid doing criminal acts because they're afraid of the justice system, not because they're afraid of hell. hell is distant and hard to imagine; you can SEE what a prison is like. there's documentaries and everything.
the irony of the christian electricity thing is that theyre saying "you cant see, hear, or feel it so its basically not real" but you cant see, hear, or feel god 💀💀
13:01 yup, that is how I approach my life. I am a Secular Humanist and I try to live by the golden rule. My morals I follow are pretty much rooted in "don't be a dick".
Also a secular humanist! I like to describe the way I look at existence as "optimistic nihilism". There's nothing greater that dictates us, so what's the point in being dickheads about it?
Fun fact: the polish birthday song can be summed up to wishing that the person live a long lasting life. The lyrics I am more familiar with goes along the words of "Stola stola, neishea shea na" as my family would sing a combined verse of the polish birthday song with the standard English song that most Americans are familiar with whenever we celebrated a person's birthday. This family tradition started with my grandmother, the greatest grandmother I could ever asked for, whose parents hailed from Ukraine and Poland, and I hope to one day continue this family tradition when I have children one day. So, happy birthday Ozmedia, and Stola stola, neishea shea na.
It was a very cute story! The lyrics originaly go „sto lat sto lat niech żyje żyje nam” which roughly translate to something like „live to be 100 years” :>
@@edgaranalhoe7678the Swedish birthday song also wishes 100 years, but since it was first a drinking song, the other 3 verses that are rarely sung joke about the death of those who reach 100 years.
15:16 as a christian myself, recently baptised and everything, I do have an answer to this question (an answer that I literally learned in Sunday School): "Matthew 14:17-21 The Message (MSG) “All we have are five loaves of bread and two fish,” they said. Jesus said, “Bring them here.” Then he had the people sit on the grass. He took the five loaves and two fish, lifted his face to heaven in prayer, blessed, broke, and gave the bread to the disciples. The disciples then gave the food to the congregation. They all ate their fill. They gathered twelve baskets of leftovers. About five thousand were fed." Long story short, yes. Jesus loved giving out handouts, even used his Jesus powers to give out even more. And that's just a singular example. I could go on, but I will spare you all the lengthy bible ramblings. Also happy (belated) birthday, Oz!
13:26 “as a Gen x, I have a problem with millennials” “Im 42 and my daughter is 22.” Ma’am, you are, in fact, one of those millennials that you hate. Assuming that post was made recently, she would be born in 1996 which would place her right on the edge of millennials. While her daughter (assuming she was born in 2001) is Gen Z. I know that this isn’t important but I love how she is ranting about how bad millennials are, while she is one herself.
i feel like that guy has no clue what e=mc² even means and just knows it's a smart person thing, so if he just throws together a bunch of smart sounding science words then he should also sound smart, but instead he just sounds unhinged
Dude doesn't even seem to understand what an equation is since he seems to think you can just add stuff to one side without needing to change the other.
11:38 The problem of this argument is the epicurean paradox. If god knows everything, can do everything, and is completely moral, then evil wouldn't exist. If god knows of all evil and can prevent all evil, why wouldn't he? Isn't he supposed to be completely moral?
The answer to this, then, is that Divine plans and interventions are above any sort of measure or morals that we may perceive or even attempt to understand, and that evil is within the divine plan to act as a motivating force to do what's right.
This paradox hurts me the most because it all sounds like moral posturing when written down. Loses all of its punch and nuance in text. It's a good topic for a discussion I just wish I could write about it to people without looking like a tool.
02:23- yeah go ahead and tell a veteran they are less of a man for carrying water with them or when they were deployed, the hospital surgical team will have a blast removing that canteen from your colon.
I don't think it's illegal. I mean I'm not a lawyer but I'm like 90% sure a horse ejaculator is a real job and if you can do it to horses then why not elephants?
@@samwilde8311 a horse can at least be restrained. a bull elephant at musk is a WMD. they are not only horny, they are ANGRY, at everyone and everything in their way. trying to jack off an elephant is suicidal.
Hey Oz! Of all the old reddit channels I used to follow, you and Click are the only ones I still keep up with. I know that you're going through a lot now with that project and such, but you deserve a happy birthday. I hope you know that your videos bring a smile to my face and make me laugh in a way not many other ones do. Your comedic style is both incredibly grounded and so over the top, it brings new life to the format you use with reddit readings. Your desire to make others laugh even when you can't- even when it's YOUR birthday and YOU should be the one having a great time- is absolutely admirable. Thank you for these videos, and I hope your birthday goes as well as it can.
7:31 since the theory of relativity is already an established equation that doesn't need changed, the inclusion of AI will almost always result in AI=0
By unlocking an outlet with a key I have seen, felt, heard, and smelled electricity. By touching a 9v to my tongue I have tasted it. Electricity can be fully experienced by every sense.
the sole exception is the "not to be racist or anything, but i love goat cheese" vine, and that doesnt even really count in the way you mean since it was scripted XD
same energy as "Im not racist I hate everyone equally" (has never said anything negative about their own race, gets insulted when people make fun of their race)
Happy birthday oz! I've only been watching you for a few months, but you're one of my favorite youtubers. You radiate chaos in a way that feels incredibly comforting, and I hope something goes right for you today, even if it's small. Thank you for making me laugh, and helping me feel less alone in being a chaos gremlin
8:51 Reminds me of my computer teacher who once said, "You can't understand binary numbers, but you can definitely give it a try. All you need is a metal fork."
Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving and glad you're still putting up with us, Oz. We know you've been put through a lot of BS and glad you're starting to sound more like yourself. I honestly missed you and have been binge watching your old videos lately.
"Under an atheist framework, who is the moral lawgiver?" Oh, I know these people - their names are EMPATHY, COMMON SENSE, and SANITY (which, clearly, anyone who asks this question severely LACKS).
“I have no mouth and I must scream” A sci-fi book about ai destroying the humanity all but 5 people. Wendigoon has a great vid about it. Anyway just gonna plug this here at this 7:40 time stamp You all have a great day
I find it funny how some christians believes halloween is satanic when it's a holiday that started as a way to ward away evil things lol and today it's just seen as a fun way to spend your day plus free candy.
@@deltazero7262it’s from attack on Titan, which is probably one of the most political anime out there. Plus his profile pic is of Armin an extremely anti racist character
it worries me when evangelicals say without god they would do all these horrific things like. if I didn't believe in my gods I still wouldn't do horrible things because I simply... have no desire to?
3:39 well of course! Don't you remember what uncle always said Jackie Chan Adventures? "Racism can only defeat racism!" ...Or was it magic? Either way, I am sure the logic tracks
I'm going to be streaming tonight as a birthday celebration I suppose. Should be in 2-4 hours from now. Probably 4.
Considering I've been up since midnight, this will be one hell of a sleep exhausted birthday fiasco.
Happy b day
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Happy B day.
Happy birthday oz.
Happy Birthday!
“How do Aethiests resist their dark desires?”
*Proceeds to list off all of their own personal dark desires as though they assume everyone has them.*
I mean, if you skip over the stupidity and try to examine the point made at face-value... that person actually made a very good point: (Without a magically overruling deity) There is exactly no objective source of morals.
But the idea that there's literally nothing (physical or spiritual) stopping your neighbor from spontanously murdering you, and that you *could* theoretically be killed at any time is apparently too uncertain/scary, so it's not surprising some brains will then go self-defense mode and jump to 'god fixes every hole' conclusion.
It's essentially survivorship bias on a more philosophical scale.
He’s arguing what’s morally stopping you from doing these things how can you prove something is right or wrong without objective morality.
@@crazychicken8290 You can’t prove anything is right or wrong, that’s just one of the difficult parts of life, one that theists are too cowardly to face.
As for what’s stopping me morally, it’s my desire to be kind, to be honest, to show others compassion, THAT’S what’s stopping me. Well, that, and I also feel no desire to randomly hurt innocent people.
If someone genuinely believes in a God that punishes evil, you’ll never actually know if they’re a good person or not, because their seemingly good deeds will always be motivated by their own, selfish fear of the invisible magic man in the sky.
@@mj91212 theists believe that God determines what is right or wrong. Under your paradigm, yourr worldview, there is no objective morality. You can't prove or say that helping a grandma is right or robbing a kid is wrong, since in your worldview this world came by by chance and we are all lifeless atoms. There is no difference between cutting a cake or a human head in the atomic form as they are both composed of lifeless atoms.
The thing that stops you morally is your government. Your government determines your morality. And the government's morality keeps changing. This is subjective morality because it changes and is in your perspective. If you lived in Germany for example your morality would have changed a lot from Nazism to Liberalism. If you lived during Nazi times you would have thought your morality is right. If you live in Liberal times you would think your morality is right. Whos to say in the future people will think our morality is wrong?
This is the problem with subjective morality, you can't prove why one thing is good or bad, and its always changing. Whats legal today is illegal tommorow and vice versa. If someone genuinley believes that good, evil, and morality comes from the laws and moralities of their culture and government, things like the holocaust can happen because bad governments can come to power and make peoples subjective morality bad. Doing good deeds for God is good because with objective morality you will be doing good deeds consistently, your morality won't change. Of course you believe that my morality is subjective and you don't believe me, but think in my perspective for a minute. With objective morality, you can determine what is right and wrong for perpetuity from the All Knowing. With subjective morality, you can't prove why the things like the holocaust is bad, or infringing on human rights is bad. We are all random atoms with no purpose in your worldview.
Something i find SUPER annoying (infuriating really) is how a lot of bad people double down on their own horribleness because they assume EVERYONE is JUST as bad as them.
How could I, as a male, forget that it's "gay" to [checks notes] not die of dehydration.
Happy Birthday Oz!!!
Remember son, dying is gay. *Dies*
Me: *Looks at water bottle* ...SCREW IT
*[heart locket active swapping genders]* you know Sometimes i wish for this to be real
Like real gender transformation in a snap
@@Smthn_Wicked Thus we have entered a paradoxical state when one cannot hydrate or else be perceived as gay, and yet cannot dehydrate or else die and thus be perceived as gay. This phenomenon is known as Shrödinger's Gay.
@@thesalvager3020 we must be constantly drinking water and eating salt
"Hydrate or die straight" -My Highschool's GSA
E = mc^2 + AI is genius. After all, as E = mc^2 is a balanced equation, AI must equal zero for it to remain balanced. Which is about the amount of positive contribution any AI-related idea suggested by that guy would probably have on society.
Yeah
Ai must be regulated
True ai shall be a friend
Not a enemy
Boom, roasted
ai would comprise of the variables “a” and “i”, i is -1 square rooted and is an imaginary number. true ai is an imaginary thing.
@@SomeIceGuy ida: HEY! It takes time to make a true ai
Trust me I was built with a ship computer and synthetic dna so really? I more living then a true ai
But i am an ai
@@seantaggart7382god i hate youtube comment roleplayers
"Bastard" doesn't begin to describe 11:12, I think you accidentally insulted all those born from extramarital affairs.
He should have “left for milk”
And kids rejected from church.
Yeah, whenever I watch this vid, I usually just skip over this part and the one where the guy complains about... *checks notes* "Not being able to fuck his daughter," because they just fill me with rage and a desire for violence.
I actually forget that im a literal bastard and just give the meaning of asshole to that word
I couldn't care less if I was a bastard, honestly.
9:16 i invite the authors, genuinely, to touch a power line. just a little bit. a teeny tiny tap. just half a second. a fraction of time. scared? why be scared? god will protect you. go ahead. go on.
Just don't touch the ground and you will be fine
The funny thing is that the equation, E=mc^2+AI, actually suggests that AI is equal to 0, which shows that the addition of artificial intelligence adds nothing.
So technically he’s right. He’s an idiot for not realizing that though
His schedule is starting to look suspiciously consistent...are we sure he hasn't been replaced by a skin crawler or something?
Clearly oz has been replaced by AI
are we sure he isn't being threatened by... uh... the robot-voice kid that shows up in a lot of his videos, i don't know what they're called, but are we sure they aren't threatening him into making more videos
why would they do that? well to buy more legos obviously
i'm fairly sure. he mentioned a while back that his inconsistent upload schedule was due to drama relating to illuminaughti. and that thanks to the fundraiser that was linked in the video. he was able to pay the court fees and continue to have a roof over his head
The wonders not being depressed can do for someone.
Ready your buckshots, lads
"You can't go a few hours without your little sips of water?"
NO! I AM SEVERELY DEHYDRATED! I MIGHT LITERALLY DIE IF I AM NOT DRINKING WATER EVERY COUPLE MINUTES WHILE DOING PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!
Same
That sounds serious
You okay, dude?
@isapu1948 well idk about op but I have a medical condition that means I need more water than the average human
@@isapu1948 no.
Idk bro, sounds a lil gay /s
As a wise man once said, "If you need threats of a divine punishment to be a good person, you are not a good person"
The thing I don't like about this saying is it assumes that mere believing that there is a sort of divine punishment for doing bad things (which, depending o religion, is still a huge oversimplification) means that this punishment is the only reason the person tries to not do said bad things. By this logic, if you "believe" that murder is illegal and punished by serious consequences (life in prison or death) does it mean you are not murdering people just because you want to avoid this punishment, and only people who think murder is perfectly legal are actually good people?
I think the crucial part is “need”, like, if you NEED the threat of eternal punishment, then you aren’t a good person. If you believe there’s a punishment but you wouldn’t do it even if there wasn’t then you are (at least somewhat) good…
@@a.w.4708No? The key word is need. You can believe in divine punishment and not have it be the reason you don't do bad things.
@@nerd_nato564 this is what I am talking about. I am however seeing this saying almost exclusively as an argument for Christians being bad by definition. Maybe I've wrongly assumed it was used here i this context too.
You forgot the rest of it ", you are a bad person on a leash."
"The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog" seems like a pretty good test for basic reading comprehension.
S
Jumps*
Holy shit there is no Q
I'm partial to "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" myself
@@chrisriverata1917nah
It will never cease to amaze me that some people are so far removed from reality that they call the *mere existence of someone* political. Like. It honestly sounds so absurd it feels like it got ran through a translator five too many times, and the initial statement was already bad.
Yeah. Imagine dealing with people who think that your existence is a political ideology.
@@demi-femme4821yeah
Sometimes i wish for a mass gender reversal
@@demi-femme4821 I don't have to imagine that lol. That's just my everyday life xD
Please end my suffering
@@juliagoetia*hugs* you got a friend though
*Hands heart locket* this is a powerful anomaly that can change someone's gender at will
To the point like you were born the opposite gender
Its nice
@@seantaggart7382 Awww, thank you!!! That's so sweet :3
11:38 If it takes the threat of punishment from a being like God for you to be a decent person, then you're not a decent person. Simple as that.
14:26 Yeah, didn't Jesus hand out food to a whole crowd after some kid brought it to him? Like, some people don't even know the guy they believe in
Yes a boy brought juses 2 fish and 5 loafs of bread iirc then he used it to feed smtg like 500 people. I might be misremembering specific numbers but the general story is right
Yeah
God doesn't want To threaten
He wants you to Love him
They worship Supply-Side Jesus
Secondarily, you ask trick or treat because you're threatening to egg their house if they don't give you candy. Someone needs to remind this guy about that
agnostic. the mysterious source of "objective morality" is me, cos I decide my own morals which is pretty normal even for most religious folk. I don't think it's always that this kind of person is only good out of fear for punishment, I think some just can't fathom being able to follow a principle without an authority telling you to. because their principles were forced onto them as babies. so they only have an artificial morality that can't grow but they refuse to start over. if that makes sense. basically, skill issue.
4:07 this person needs to be put on some kind of public watch-list and make it mandatory that he show it to anyone he meets so that they know it's a serious risk to try and start a family with him.
That could also apply to this guy at 10:31
@@player0ne16
That guy probably is actually on a list. He did a domestic abuse, he legit may very well be on a list.
@@festethephule7553no no his wife was the abusive one for trying to stand up for herself against his abuse.
@@bland9876
Of course. It's so simple.
@@festethephule7553 Even a caveman can do it.
2:14 it's even funnier as an Australian because that's also what some of us call those bags of cheap cask wine (the ones sold in boxes), because the mortifying slow realisation that it's not a shitty wine tasting party is funny as hell
14:52 I forgot the time where Jesus said he could multiple bread and fish, but he didn't do it because the people were "being lazy" and "just needed to get a job."
This much consecutive oz content is putting a strain on the universe
the future drought will last centuries
Im not hearing anything wrong in this sentence
Nah it is healing the universe
Good
Hello fellow human! I don't think that it will as oz is the deity that in which controls the universe.
Happy birthday Oz! You have made another piece of content for me to slither out of my room to watch.
Wow
3:25 When you're so anti-racist that you loop back to being racist
"Positive racism" is still racism. It's still seeing a race as lesser, albeit from the perspective of "therefore I need to coddle and protect them."
@@NieroshaiTheSable It's baffling how they justify it sometimes.
@@NieroshaiTheSable Like the whole "I refuse to hit a woman" thing. Like, how about just don't hit people? Maybe talk things out like an adult?
If it was like "I won't hit someone smaller than me," it still wouldn't be great but it wouldn't be assuming any woman to be weaker.
“Ironic post racism “ 😂
@@NieroshaiTheSablelike “asians and maths?”.
12:04 I don't engage in my "darkest desires" because I really don't have any. I like being a good person and if you can't just want to be a good person without being stopped by a magic book, you are the issue.
A good atheist will do good things, a bad atheist will do bad things. Neither "in the name of atheism."
A bad theist will justify themselves with their religion, and it takes religion to make a good theist do bad things.
12:50 - I'm an Apathetic Agnostic. (That means my answer to the question "Is there a god?" is that I don't know or care... or think that it's an important question that effects my life in any way.)
I have a statement of morality that's what feels right to me:
"Evil is any action that knowingly harms another person, their property, their privacy, and/or their freedom of action without their informed consent."
There is no deity that gives me that statement, it's just what feels right. I have no desire to perform any actions that statement would classify as being bad, and I tend to lose respect for anyone that does such actions. Sometimes it has to be broken, like causing harm to someone else in self defense can be a necessary thing, but minimizing the need to is ideal.
There are people that confuse morality for being a purely religious thing or a purely legal thing (I've seen both) despite it being its own separate third thing. From my observations of those mindsets, it seems that it makes it a lot easier to use logic to twist the words to do anything you want when it's someone else's words... But most religious and/or law abiding people I know don't rely solely on the words of others to determine what not to do. They also can feel that beating up a random stranger would be wrong, and just don't want to do that kind of thing. They can see generally that the documents they follow tend to agree with that assessment, which helps to further solidify their beliefs.
You'll also notice that I define evil as being the action, not the person doing it, because people can have bad days during which their brain just kinda breaks down, and people that do bad things regularly can become people who do differently eventually.
12:25 Helio, Christian here! From my understanding, humans are a social species, hence why we have a “moral code” that allows healthy interactions and behaviours between human beings.
From an evolution standpoint, those who drifted apart from the group died, so it’s not far fetched to think that we evolved to kinda have a grasp of what behaviours will get you kicked out of a group, could also be a reason why empathy exists.
As a Christian, I don’t really think the morals and values in the bible are the only thing humans have, since if you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, that’s just proof that you’re not a good person.
If there’s anything incorrect with what I said, tell me and I’ll correct myself.
Most sane religious person:
Sounds about right to me
@@sopadumacacoumadelicia5It may suprise you to learn most are sane.
But its not the sane believers shouting from the rooftops. So they tend to go a bit more unheard.
As a TE Christian I think it's fascinating to think how natural selection helps strengthen the social society us humans have. There's a theory that menopause evolved in us to create grandmothers: members of a population who aren't distracted with babies of their own and can assist others with the care of children in the overall social group.
I think these proto-human groups also benefit from their gender queer members in similar ways: those who won't have children of their own (aces, gays) can adopt orphans or be aunts and uncles as needed. Non-standard gender folks can fill vacancies as needed with transwomen assisting as caretakers and transmen as protectors and hunters (if our nearly human ancestors even bothered enforcing gender rolls).
When God saw our society was stable and ready he initiated his plan to start seeing if we could handle extra rules and how we handle it.
Oz getting progressively agitated at having to explain which letters are included in "The quick fox jumps over the lazy brown dog" is so funny
You forgot brown
@@darkshadow-fang9525my b
@@darkshadow-fang9525they fixed it
It doesn't have a V tho
Its jumps, not jumped. Otherwise your sentense is missing the s
As an elder millenial, Oz feels like a funny younger brother. Guy's been through a lot of shit and I really hope better times are ahead for him.
Yep, here today, watching all the way through, even the damned ads, and made a small donation to hopefully help him keep his home.✌️
I hope he knows he's got an army behind him and in front of him. Like you, I'm an elder millenials and I want to protect him and Wonder like they were my baby brothers after what they have been through.
9:40 this could’ve been reduced to “fuckin electricity, how does it work?!”
I struggle with socialising, and one of my favourite things to do with my few close friends is show them memes and make silly jokes and commentary. I love that your videos replicate that feeling, and they cheer me up when I'm not able to meet my friends.
15:25 Jesus be like: "wanna go to heaven? help those in need!"
"Christians" : "OH YOU WANT HANDOUTS?! DEVIL WORSHIPER!!!!"
If Jesus were alive today he’d be very deeply disappointed in a lot of people who claim to be Christian.
@@SorowFame Jesus would beat the shit out of Joel Osteen lol
@@SorowFamehe looks at Judaism and says "I was gone for 2000 year, and everything goes to shit"
@@SorowFameeasily the worst people I've met in this life, claimed to be Christian. People who basically have a personalized express ticket to hell, with seating all the way at the bottom of the frozen lake.
@@literallyanangrymoose7717Yeah, there are so many good Christians out there, but there are also so many "Christians" out there that give the rest of us a bad name because of how terrible they are.
Fun fact.
Gay penguins adopt the eggs that other couples reject since they only take care of one.
The same can be found in giraffes and other species with homosexual parthners.
Yeah
Honestly i love that
Flamingos, meanwhile, just straight-up steal eggs.
That is so wholesome 😂 i love it!
Please forgive me dear sir/ma'am/anything else
I accidentally disliked your comment out of pure clumsiness, it was a missclick if you will
@@yourfathersinferioritycomplex please forgive me dear sir/ma'am/anything else
I disliked your comment on purpose out of ironic spite for no reason, a nyuk nyuk if you will.
10:07 I like how they say "even," implying that humans are not part of the animal kingdom
"basically" count as animals. as if we are not
Im now going to say "I diagnose you with Fruit" to everyone i meet
6:40 just a little adding.
If you assume E= mc² to be true, in E=mc² +AI, AI would be cero. So he either wants to somehow incorporate AI to relativistic theory, does not know simple math, or has his head way up in his own ass about AI. Be the judge yourselves
What about both?
Having a pocket knife to ward off the bi+ches is not a phrase that I didn't think I needed, but I will now be definitely using in my everyday conversations
"Are you trying to fight racism with racism?"
Welcome to the last 5-ish years of the internet Oz. It's wild out there.
Only the last five???
@@kalemmackey2917 I'm trying to be generous.
@@cinderheart2720don't bother, the internet doesn't deserve it /lh
Right? So... is the 'don't call the police' person implying that if a BIPOC is actually stealing diamonds, then it's okay to snitch? That's literally just racism with extra steps bro
That's all of human history, pretty much. The best way to make friends is to have a mutual enemy. From the Shoshone to the Mongols, this was standard operating procedure.
happy birthday oz. hope the universe starts to treat you as well as you deserve.
Look down i dare you
@@yourfathersinferioritycomplex...what?
9:04 this is especially terrible because there are actual natural things we could compare to God, like black holes
"You shall not take away my bounteous pockets where I can store multiple loaves of bread."
You got any CHEESE to go with that bread?
"the pocketknife is there so he can ward off the bitches" 💀
happy birthday Oz
I love that Oz is posting much more. I hope he is alright, feels well and partied his ass off on his birthday. Happy birthday my man, stay awsome and I love your caothic contents
Happy birthday, Oz!! Honestly, all of this consistent content as of late has been a gift in itself, especially with how stressful uni has been with exams coming up soon. Coming home from a long day of boring lectures to relax and laugh along with you in these videos has been genuinely the best stress reliever I’ve had all term. Hope you had an awesome day today!! Keep up the awesome work! :D
2:46 no Oz, there are places for men to carry phones without people seeing them. They just gotta make sure the vibration is off first. Well, unless they're into that.
Puerto Rican here
A convict forgot to put it on Silent...
On lunch hour HE *FARTED IN NOKIA*
(You know what actually happened)
XD
15:41 remember when Jesus gave food to 5000 starving people for free? Me neither, must've never happened.
3:48 Projection at it's finest. "You're raising her to be a [REDACTED] because I see her as a [REDACTED] for just existing"
I hope the blue guy is never around women
He most definitely isn’t around women. If he had actual conversations with actual people then he would probably be much healthier.
Yeah that blue guy should be on a list.
Hades? Raising her to be Hades?
@@sinisterinspace I don't know if TH-cam will actually let me type it, but it's "wh0r3"
(Used numbers to hopefully let it through)
oh yea ik the hades fandom just calls Hades [REDACTED] and i thought it was a reference @@silverflight01
How dare you mock my slippery hands.
12:35 EVERY TIME I am asked this by a Christian, thinking its a "gatcha" moment, I just say "because I don't want to" and they always say "well why not?" And are SURPRISED when I tell them I just don't take pleasure in hurting people. Luke, have they never heard of the concept of just, being nice? If they need a moral law giver, why can't that lawgiver be their conscience?
If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person. You're not a good person.
11:37 Athe Boi here with an Athe Boi answer to the question. The social contract idea definitely applies, but there's also this little widget in the human brain called the mirror neuron. If functioning correctly, it causes an onlooker to experience pain they witness as if it were happening to themselves.
I don't do evil because seeing evil makes my communal ape brain sad.
Also, happy birthday, Oz!
4:42 I've never seen anyone try to catch that sentence in a mistake. I have however, heard a cooler version of it, which I thought for sure that was what the post was going to be about: Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
7:07 Well, the only way that still works would be If AI=0
Happy Birthday! Love your content! And, as an atheist and ex-catholic, not even my very conservative and catholic mother would use that argument, because even one second of self-reflection and questioning destroys it.
12:27 my dad always used to say that if you’re only a good person because you’re afraid of getting sent to hell then you’re not a good person and you should just be a good person to be a good person and shouldn’t haft to be threatened into it
-child of 2 agnostic parents who wasn’t raised with religion and has only been in a church around 4 times in my entire life
Starting the Thanksgiving break off on the perfect foot with this one. I am so thankful for your content, Oz.
2:35 Also, my mate just gendered the concept of holding things
11:47 Is it "dishonest" to say that our darkest desires are pretty mundane, or that we just care about other people without any need for a divine that's judging us?
bold of him to assume that we don't tbh. cause, see, no, most of us don't desire small children actually, if that's his problem then he can keep his religion I guess, at least he has something restraining him. and I'm pretty sure most people avoid doing criminal acts because they're afraid of the justice system, not because they're afraid of hell. hell is distant and hard to imagine; you can SEE what a prison is like. there's documentaries and everything.
No its not and its say alot mpre about you that you only do good because you think youre being watched... like YIKES 😬
Carrying around a bottle of water is not gay! I mean, I am gay. But not because I carry around my water!
And Happy Birthday Oz!
6:53
This is a beautiful example of how it feels to have something mansplained to you.
5:18 ah yes. attack on titan profile pic. the most apolitical anime of all time. yknow... as long as you only watch season 1.
Classic Aot fan behavior, I hate us, we're so dumb
Right? "Anime is not supposed to be political. It's an escape from reality." Like...someone gonna tell this dude about Code Geass, then? XD
@@bluestreaker9242Who rules the waves?!
Also Gundam Wing is _literally_ about hot young terrorists.
Not only that, but AOT literally has a black guy become a major supporting character in the Final Season.
the irony of the christian electricity thing is that theyre saying "you cant see, hear, or feel it so its basically not real" but you cant see, hear, or feel god 💀💀
Logic is a sin.
Pretty sure that was the point they were trying to make. Comparing electricity to God by saying you can’t find proof so you just have to believe
13:01 yup, that is how I approach my life. I am a Secular Humanist and I try to live by the golden rule. My morals I follow are pretty much rooted in "don't be a dick".
Also a secular humanist! I like to describe the way I look at existence as "optimistic nihilism". There's nothing greater that dictates us, so what's the point in being dickheads about it?
@@theaski Ooo I like that idea too
Fun fact: the polish birthday song can be summed up to wishing that the person live a long lasting life. The lyrics I am more familiar with goes along the words of "Stola stola, neishea shea na" as my family would sing a combined verse of the polish birthday song with the standard English song that most Americans are familiar with whenever we celebrated a person's birthday. This family tradition started with my grandmother, the greatest grandmother I could ever asked for, whose parents hailed from Ukraine and Poland, and I hope to one day continue this family tradition when I have children one day.
So, happy birthday Ozmedia, and Stola stola, neishea shea na.
It was a very cute story! The lyrics originaly go „sto lat sto lat niech żyje żyje nam” which roughly translate to something like „live to be 100 years” :>
@@edgaranalhoe7678the Swedish birthday song also wishes 100 years, but since it was first a drinking song, the other 3 verses that are rarely sung joke about the death of those who reach 100 years.
Happy birthday Oz! I'm looking forward to the birthday stream!!!
15:16 as a christian myself, recently baptised and everything, I do have an answer to this question (an answer that I literally learned in Sunday School):
"Matthew 14:17-21 The Message (MSG)
“All we have are five loaves of bread and two fish,” they said. Jesus said, “Bring them here.” Then he had the people sit on the grass. He took the five loaves and two fish, lifted his face to heaven in prayer, blessed, broke, and gave the bread to the disciples. The disciples then gave the food to the congregation. They all ate their fill. They gathered twelve baskets of leftovers. About five thousand were fed."
Long story short, yes. Jesus loved giving out handouts, even used his Jesus powers to give out even more. And that's just a singular example. I could go on, but I will spare you all the lengthy bible ramblings.
Also happy (belated) birthday, Oz!
13:26 “as a Gen x, I have a problem with millennials” “Im 42 and my daughter is 22.” Ma’am, you are, in fact, one of those millennials that you hate. Assuming that post was made recently, she would be born in 1996 which would place her right on the edge of millennials. While her daughter (assuming she was born in 2001) is Gen Z. I know that this isn’t important but I love how she is ranting about how bad millennials are, while she is one herself.
1996!?
i think you were off by about a decade on the lady’s age - it would have been about 1986, not 1996
At 5:00 my dude has an AOT profile pic. The entire manga/show is political
i feel like that guy has no clue what e=mc² even means and just knows it's a smart person thing, so if he just throws together a bunch of smart sounding science words then he should also sound smart, but instead he just sounds unhinged
Dude doesn't even seem to understand what an equation is since he seems to think you can just add stuff to one side without needing to change the other.
he thinks it's a philosophical statement, as opposed to, you know, actually meaning something
Pretty sure he just plugged “Suggest an ai related equation that will get interactions on twitter” into some GPT
11:38 The problem of this argument is the epicurean paradox. If god knows everything, can do everything, and is completely moral, then evil wouldn't exist. If god knows of all evil and can prevent all evil, why wouldn't he? Isn't he supposed to be completely moral?
The answer to this, then, is that Divine plans and interventions are above any sort of measure or morals that we may perceive or even attempt to understand, and that evil is within the divine plan to act as a motivating force to do what's right.
@@beanlets If god acts outside of the boundaries of human understanding, how can we then say that god is just? How can we make any claim about god?
This paradox hurts me the most because it all sounds like moral posturing when written down. Loses all of its punch and nuance in text.
It's a good topic for a discussion I just wish I could write about it to people without looking like a tool.
Person concerned 5:05 with politics in anime has an attack in titan icon
5:34 ....... is... is he aweare that Yasuke WAS a black samurai, tho?
12:30 GOD DAMN IT THEY WERE THIS CLOSE TO A REAL MORAL PHILOSOPHY ARGUMENT
For the two people who will ever ask, Gooning is essentially extremely drawn out edging
Oh dear
You know?
*readies starcutter*
Perhaps i can help him a little bit
But only this once
Ah, gotcha...
...
What's "edging"?
OH. I thought it was just pretending to be a goon like in ye olde cartoons, saying things like "Got it, boss" and whatnot
@@duckerdoomanaging sexual stimulation to be very close to climaxing, without release, for an amount of time
same :(@@hyliastone286
I remember when 'Goon' meant something entirely different. Now, I can't say 'We on some Goon Shit' without coming off sus af.
02:23- yeah go ahead and tell a veteran they are less of a man for carrying water with them or when they were deployed, the hospital surgical team will have a blast removing that canteen from your colon.
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I’m so glad you are back and are able to make content you love ! Seeing you so energetic in your videos really fills me with joy !
The adios card is one of my favorite images of all time thank you for bringing it back into my memory
1:10 "relieved them"
The staff: THE HELL WE SUPPOSED TO DO!? DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL!?
I don't think it's illegal. I mean I'm not a lawyer but I'm like 90% sure a horse ejaculator is a real job and if you can do it to horses then why not elephants?
@@samwilde8311 a horse can at least be restrained. a bull elephant at musk is a WMD. they are not only horny, they are ANGRY, at everyone and everything in their way. trying to jack off an elephant is suicidal.
@@samwilde8311 ...
"Horse ____ is a job"
Uhhhh
Hang on im gonna go To equestria and just go Empty that thought out for a day
@@seantaggart7382 I'm not crazy, people pay like $10k-$20k per ounce for semen from high-value horse breeds
@@samwilde8311 YOU ARE CRAZY!
5:23 WAIT THEIR MAKING A ANIME ABOUT THAT AFRICAN SAMURAI? HELL YEAH ONE OF THE MOST INTRESTING PIECES OF HISTORY THAT IS BARELY TALKED ABUOT
aaand as soon as you realise that, the other guys comment makes even less sense
5:13 says the attack on titan fan?!?! God, I can’t believe I like the same show as that jackass
5:03 OP doesn't want black people in anime. Has an Attack On Titan pfp. But..... Onyankopon???? ONYANKOPON!!!!!!
Another Oz video while at work... running machines while listening to manic screaming is the best combo.
Hey Oz! Of all the old reddit channels I used to follow, you and Click are the only ones I still keep up with. I know that you're going through a lot now with that project and such, but you deserve a happy birthday.
I hope you know that your videos bring a smile to my face and make me laugh in a way not many other ones do. Your comedic style is both incredibly grounded and so over the top, it brings new life to the format you use with reddit readings. Your desire to make others laugh even when you can't- even when it's YOUR birthday and YOU should be the one having a great time- is absolutely admirable. Thank you for these videos, and I hope your birthday goes as well as it can.
7:31 since the theory of relativity is already an established equation that doesn't need changed, the inclusion of AI will almost always result in AI=0
Especially if you only put it on one side of the equation.
9:33 are they talking about electricity or the force
Do they even know?
Jedi Knight is apparently a religion...
By unlocking an outlet with a key I have seen, felt, heard, and smelled electricity. By touching a 9v to my tongue I have tasted it.
Electricity can be fully experienced by every sense.
The phrase "im not racist, but..." Has NEVER, AND I MEAN ABSOLUTE NEVER, been followed by anything not racist
the sole exception is the "not to be racist or anything, but i love goat cheese" vine, and that doesnt even really count in the way you mean since it was scripted XD
same energy as "Im not racist I hate everyone equally" (has never said anything negative about their own race, gets insulted when people make fun of their race)
You can literally put any word after that and it's racist in some way. The phrase itself is what causes the racism
I'm not racist, but rocks are cool :]
I'm not racist but black people have more pigmentation than white people.
Happy birthday oz! I've only been watching you for a few months, but you're one of my favorite youtubers. You radiate chaos in a way that feels incredibly comforting, and I hope something goes right for you today, even if it's small. Thank you for making me laugh, and helping me feel less alone in being a chaos gremlin
7:57 e= mc(squared) + ai just means that ai equals zero
8:51 Reminds me of my computer teacher who once said, "You can't understand binary numbers, but you can definitely give it a try. All you need is a metal fork."
Me: Its called social contract
Oz: 12:49 it’s called social contract
Me: *spills drink and points at screen*
Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving and glad you're still putting up with us, Oz. We know you've been put through a lot of BS and glad you're starting to sound more like yourself. I honestly missed you and have been binge watching your old videos lately.
12:15 uuuh, i'm pretty sure the catholic church has a habit of doing that too.
Happy Birthday Oz!!!! Hope it's a great one and hopefully I can catch some of your stream tonight!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Nameless Ghoul pfp is a W 🫡
@@handsomestjackassThank you!!!!
4:19 *"Sphinx of black quartz judge my vow."*
"Under an atheist framework, who is the moral lawgiver?"
Oh, I know these people - their names are EMPATHY, COMMON SENSE, and SANITY (which, clearly, anyone who asks this question severely LACKS).
10:30
This should be on his dating profile... just so the women have a heads up (like a red flag preview)
Happy birthday, Oz !!
I hope you enjoy it as much as possible !!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I have no mouth and I must scream”
A sci-fi book about ai destroying the humanity all but 5 people. Wendigoon has a great vid about it. Anyway just gonna plug this here at this 7:40 time stamp
You all have a great day
1:03 what did he want them to do send a zookeeper out for a tug job?
Probably would have been WORSE...
oz i'm loving the latest videos you put out !! i hope you're not overworking yourself
I find it funny how some christians believes halloween is satanic when it's a holiday that started as a way to ward away evil things lol and today it's just seen as a fun way to spend your day plus free candy.
I was friends with a girl whose parents wouldn’t let her watch Gargoyles because they looked evil. Some religious folks are just out of this world
Some do and some don't, the one's that do usually have a screw loose.
7:50 that is a physics/CS in case you don't know that means he double majored in physics and computer science aka coding
5:40 this is even more funny when you realize the origin of the profile picture
Which is cause I’m lost
@@deltazero7262it’s from attack on Titan, which is probably one of the most political anime out there. Plus his profile pic is of Armin an extremely anti racist character
@@deltazero7262 attack on titan, which is known for being VERY political
it worries me when evangelicals say without god they would do all these horrific things like. if I didn't believe in my gods I still wouldn't do horrible things because I simply... have no desire to?
3:39 well of course! Don't you remember what uncle always said Jackie Chan Adventures?
"Racism can only defeat racism!"
...Or was it magic? Either way, I am sure the logic tracks