Gone for half a million years? Yeah who’s years? Whose clock and calendar are being used? Please do not say human years as they are thought to be dead and gone!
AI generated story and they couldn't bother to edit it: the repeated phrases; the regurgitated sci-fi tropes; the flat description of interstellar fleets. All this video managed to do was serve as a lesson in "What Not To Do In Storytelling".
The scary thing is that AI has moved from first release to this in a few years. This is more progress than a human writer want-to-be will progress from 9th to 12th grade.
Because we want them to know. It's a message. "We have been waiting". Think of what a shock it is to a mostly scientific mission to find out what happened to humanity when they discovered that humans were secretly preparing to totally wipe out anybody foolish enough to attack Earth again. The story said "maybe millions" in stasis. I'm betting it's more likely "billions".
If earth's civilization had been far more advanced than the rest of the galactic nations and empires, why did they go into hiding? At least they should have let some AI or a small team work to advance the technology and to expand the systems and the knowledge. If they were advanced enough to have stasis pods function over 500,000 years, they can't have been at the brink of extinction from any natural catastrophe and even less threatened by enemy fleets; they would just have taken every available planet for colonization, even those who would have needed terraforming.
"- Captain, we decrypted the message." Tsar's heart was pounding but he tries to remain calm. "- Put it on screen!"' It was a single human female, average looking articulating two words "Hawk Tuah". That was a message of peace...finally...
More AI crap. The alien race is the Xylar. Again, X's. See that just run. Same with a race that starts with a Z. And they're scaly with claws. AI has no imagination at all.
Our asteroid belt could be a long lost destroyed planet. The moon could be a hollow death star in disguise... but no, as you said, there is no imagination at all in these videos.
Reminds me of the message from magrathea just before two missiles got turned into a potted plant and a whale. “Wow, so big and round, I think I shall it ground, I wonder if it is friendly?” :o)
The robot narrator first calls the alien leader ‘Tsar’, then ‘Zar’. Another spelling would be ‘Czar’. The pronunciation is all the same. Sounds like a derivative of ‘Caesar’, Ruler of a conquering empire and Master of a powerful army. When Caesar is outmatched, he asks for Peace. At least for now……
That's common knowledge. Tsar or Czar are derived from Caesar. Which was pronounced as kaisar. So now you know where the German word Kaiser comes from.
Of all the AI narrator voices there are this is what you chose? Sounds like he should be selling used cars in the 70's or doing bad local commercial voiceovers.
Umm, smart enough for FTL, but not to hail the planet?!? I mean, if you try to communicate *first,* let um know why you're there, you might not get shot at! 😂
..since the advent of Human Civilizations some 12,000 years back, after the last ice-age, humans have had always been at war and in conflict with each other. Even present times into the 2nd decade of the 21st Century, numerous War Conflicts in many regions & continents in the World are happening simultaneously, ....hence a portray of a "mighty human race" standing united to deal with any Alien Invasion, .... is even more ludicrous to imagine ... than an Alien invasion, itself directed at Planet Earth. As a matter of reality check, Humans surviving beyond the 23rd Century is less than 50% probability, calculated on current climatic degradation and rising earth's ambient temperature.
Well if humans were so advanced i doubt by that time earth will be still a ball of blue and green thing. It will long doomed enough for humans to settle in another planet or galaxy. Plus 500 thousand years is a clear sign that earth aint going to planet with water, greenery or life. It feels just too incomplete.
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This is an AWESOME story. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Needs MORE story telling pictures. It's all about assisted visualization. Would make for a more enjoyable story.
No, it is like reading a book, basically, is a short story as an audiobook. You imagine it all in your mind.
@@ddb5736 naw if they are going to use one or more pictures, then they need more pictures for assisted visualization. 😊
Bullshit story.
I want some people to stop commenting "Why are humans always winning?", because the acronym HFY literally stands for "Humans, Fuck Yeah".
Die Geschichte ist interessant und gut gesprochen, danke.
Cats, the pods are full of cats, our once & future overlords
Never! Dogs!
Cats. Definitely, cats.
And from the deep underground complex came a message, you may land on Euphoria and form a trading base, but make no landing on Earth
Very good story, I'd like to hear more!
In this one the humans sounds just like necrons
Gone for half a million years? Yeah who’s years? Whose clock and calendar are being used? Please do not say human years as they are thought to be dead and gone!
Yep, I give us 1000 years. Would be great if we’re still alive in 500k years
@Flash1857 it'd be a wonder if we're still alive in a 1000...
@@Flash1857 I wonder if other species of intelligent life are as self-loathing as we are.
AI generated story and they couldn't bother to edit it: the repeated phrases; the regurgitated sci-fi tropes; the flat description of interstellar fleets. All this video managed to do was serve as a lesson in "What Not To Do In Storytelling".
you forgot to mention, AGAIN, how the humans have been gone for 500,000 years! 🤪
Type in Google Sci fi short movie.
The scary thing is that AI has moved from first release to this in a few years. This is more progress than a human writer want-to-be will progress from 9th to 12th grade.
Why isn't the probe blown to bits?
True True
Because we want them to know. It's a message. "We have been waiting". Think of what a shock it is to a mostly scientific mission to find out what happened to humanity when they discovered that humans were secretly preparing to totally wipe out anybody foolish enough to attack Earth again. The story said "maybe millions" in stasis. I'm betting it's more likely "billions".
They could see it was no threat.
WITH TODAYS POLITICS, IT WOULD BE MORE REALISTIC TO SAY...
"FEARED HUMANS FOR THERE MORONIC STUPIDITY"
The narrator sounds like the President from Rick and Morty
Do more like this please
If earth's civilization had been far more advanced than the rest of the galactic nations and empires, why did they go into hiding? At least they should have let some AI or a small team work to advance the technology and to expand the systems and the knowledge.
If they were advanced enough to have stasis pods function over 500,000 years, they can't have been at the brink of extinction from any natural catastrophe and even less threatened by enemy fleets; they would just have taken every available planet for colonization, even those who would have needed terraforming.
And the probe was not obliterated the moment left the alien space ship.
"- Captain, we decrypted the message."
Tsar's heart was pounding but he tries to remain calm.
"- Put it on screen!"'
It was a single human female, average looking articulating two words "Hawk Tuah".
That was a message of peace...finally...
Just push the moon into the planet. Its the only way to be sure.
Many unanswered questions.
Wait I’m confused, have the humans been gone for 500,000 years? Idk if it was said enough times.
I'm not quite sure, it may have been half a million years instead.
not 499,999 years,
and not 500,001...
More AI crap. The alien race is the Xylar. Again, X's. See that just run. Same with a race that starts with a Z. And they're scaly with claws. AI has no imagination at all.
Our asteroid belt could be a long lost destroyed planet. The moon could be a hollow death star in disguise... but no, as you said, there is no imagination at all in these videos.
President Camacho rebuilt the human civilization.😊
So just how long is an alien "year"?
If anyone is wondering. Earth was taken over by chatgtp by using telsa bots. All commanded by the overload clippy.
Now that I'm hooked i guess i got sukadik for the rest of the series? 🎉
They saw earth full of Scam lala clones?? And couldn't leave fast enough!!
Why are humans always the winners in these stories
Because it is stupid hilarity
Reminds me of the message from magrathea just before two missiles got turned into a potted plant and a whale. “Wow, so big and round, I think I shall it ground, I wonder if it is friendly?” :o)
Or, "Oh no...not again"
Trained for this moment for thousands of years. Hundreds of thousands, 500 of them even!
The humans led by their leader, Donald Trump, later took over 1/2 the galaxy and built golf courses on every planet and moon they visited.
Now that is a Scarry thought Donald trump as your leader 🙄
@@DavidTebbscary, one r,you fuckwit
@@DavidTebbnight nearly as scary as Kamala Harris the Communist in charge.
@@DavidTebb I don't want to live in such a world...
@@DavidTebb, you mean, “YOUR FIRED”!😂
love the story.
By 500,000 years, humans should ascend to higher dimensional godhood, leaving the Earth to the sentient androids and the evolving Squid people.
They overlooked an advance fleet then they couldnt know humans are fully wiped out really.
Barren and overgrown?
500,000 years became several centuries half way through then back.
without warning a warning shot was fired....... another 20 min wasted
This is aweful!
Wait, how long have the humans been gone?
Another crappy AI?, but better than some. Drags on saying more of the same.
The robot narrator first calls the alien leader ‘Tsar’, then ‘Zar’. Another spelling would be ‘Czar’. The pronunciation is all the same. Sounds like a derivative of ‘Caesar’, Ruler of a conquering empire and Master of a powerful army. When Caesar is outmatched, he asks for Peace. At least for now……
That's common knowledge. Tsar or Czar are derived from Caesar. Which was pronounced as kaisar. So now you know where the German word Kaiser comes from.
They destroyed themselves.
Of all the AI narrator voices there are this is what you chose? Sounds like he should be selling used cars in the 70's or doing bad local commercial voiceovers.
Capitaine Tsar is Russian, of course !
Narration voice is irritating. Consider a change.
Why do we always think that humans are always better?
Because this is a HFY story and Humans being bad arse is the main theme of HFY stories.
Zar fought against human's 500k years ago ? And yet surprised humans are alive?
Humans necrons or something
Kermit im on your internet
You may see something tonite that took place 642.5 years ago.
Humans waking up, well there goes the neighborhood.
You mean the woke ones are ruining the neighborhood
Umm, smart enough for FTL, but not to hail the planet?!? I mean, if you try to communicate *first,* let um know why you're there, you might not get shot at! 😂
You bastards. Finish the story.
..since the advent of Human Civilizations some 12,000 years back, after the last ice-age, humans have had always been at war and in conflict with each other. Even present times into the 2nd decade of the 21st Century, numerous War Conflicts in many regions & continents in the World are happening simultaneously, ....hence a portray of a "mighty human race" standing united to deal with any Alien Invasion, .... is even more ludicrous to imagine ... than an Alien invasion, itself directed at Planet Earth. As a matter of reality check, Humans surviving beyond the 23rd Century is less than 50% probability, calculated on current climatic degradation and rising earth's ambient temperature.
500000 years?
We’re going back in but let’s be careful. This is so, so bad.
Good AI story and AI voice over (My voice barely above a whisper) 15:11
Well if humans were so advanced i doubt by that time earth will be still a ball of blue and green thing. It will long doomed enough for humans to settle in another planet or galaxy. Plus 500 thousand years is a clear sign that earth aint going to planet with water, greenery or life. It feels just too incomplete.
Human only 80 years lifespan
Intelligence 😅😅😅😅😅
truly dreadful
AI written or is this a high school writing assignment?
I can do the same thing.
Very dim caption
REALLY sick of AI generated themes and subtitles in everything
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BS
Worthless fan fiction.
Pure comedy
Interesting, but way to redundant...tedious kind of funny.
Only bullshit