The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" \[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board\] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" \[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes\] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" \[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door\] Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?" \[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination\] Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!" Scout: Let's go, let's go- \[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier\] Heavy: "INCOMING!" \[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe\] Scout: \[while screaming, he notices the briefcase\] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!" Heavy: "-AAAAalright then." Spy: "Ahem." \[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder\] Spy: "Gentlemen." \[Meet the Spy' Title Card\] \[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk\] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." Scout: "Yeah, it is!" Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" \[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug\] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." \[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back\] Soldier: "...and a knife." \[The Scout approaches and removes the knife\] Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!" \[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it\] Scout: "Ow! No offense." Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." \[The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout\] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?" \[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle\] \[The Spy turns to face the Scout\] Spy: "No... that would be your mother!" \[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother\] Scout: \[stammers out of shock and disbelief\] Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." \[\[\[Right Behind You\]\] plays\] \[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular\] Soldier: "Oh!" \[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground\] Scout: "Gimme that!" Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..." \[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately\] Engineer: "Sentry Down!" \[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen\] \[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.\] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" \[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed\] \[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room\] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." \[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw\] Medic: "Raus, raus!" \[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles\] Medic: \[gasps\] "Nein..." \[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise\] \[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic\] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" \[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout\] Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heavy: "Oh!" Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" \[The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.\] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..." \[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun\] Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood." \[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy\] Heavy: "So, we still got problem..." Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?" Spy: "Right behind you." \[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.\] \[Petite Chou-Fleur plays\] \[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully\] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." \[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow\]
[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] [The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.] ["Meet the Scout" text appears] [Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.] Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? [Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.] Scout: "Yo, what's up?" [Cuts back to Scout in front of text.] Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?" [Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.] Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!" [Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.] Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!" [Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.] Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people." [Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.] Scout: "BOINK!" Scout: [back to text] "I'm a force a' nature!" [Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.] Scout: "BONK!" [Cuts back to Scout] Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!" [Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.] [Cuts back to Scout] Scout: "WOOO!" [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays] [Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]
thank u! I found that with the right amount of training and exercise, my voice control has gotten better. not just with making more high and fruity, like you said, but also making it lower, louder, deep too ig? just keep practicing. you'll get an adorable voice too :3
definitely not baiting you to call me cute oh nooo
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learnt that while editing. needless to say, you know what it is
is that things initials AxA and its a comic?
yes
@@R-T_VA ahh imma check it out some time, I MEAN UHH... jk ha ha
Welp, now I know what I'm gonna be doing tonight..
@@pedro_6120 😆
"I appear to have burst into flames" - Spy tf2
I do believe I'm on fire
Me having to deny, every time someone calls me a femboy to tease me:
reverse psychology at it's finest
"Don't call me cute!
...Or I'm prone to shoving you into my car, driving you back to my parents' house, and introducing you as my new husband!" 😂
win/win
(im joking call me cute pls)
cute boy :>
*pat pat pat*
@@R-T_VA >///
@@Fazbearemployee2022would next question
@@Bob_god bho
The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
\[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board\]
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"
\[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes\]
The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
\[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door\]
Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"
\[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination\]
Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"
Scout: Let's go, let's go-
\[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier\]
Heavy: "INCOMING!"
\[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe\]
Scout: \[while screaming, he notices the briefcase\] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"
Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."
Spy: "Ahem."
\[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder\]
Spy: "Gentlemen."
\[Meet the Spy' Title Card\]
\[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk\]
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
\[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug\]
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
\[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back\]
Soldier: "...and a knife."
\[The Scout approaches and removes the knife\]
Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"
\[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it\]
Scout: "Ow! No offense."
Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." \[The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout\] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"
\[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle\]
\[The Spy turns to face the Scout\]
Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"
\[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother\]
Scout: \[stammers out of shock and disbelief\]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
\[\[\[Right Behind You\]\] plays\]
\[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular\]
Soldier: "Oh!"
\[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground\]
Scout: "Gimme that!"
Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."
\[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately\]
Engineer: "Sentry Down!"
\[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen\]
\[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.\]
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
\[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed\]
\[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room\]
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."
\[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw\]
Medic: "Raus, raus!"
\[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles\]
Medic: \[gasps\] "Nein..."
\[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise\]
\[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic\]
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
\[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout\]
Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Heavy: "Oh!"
Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" \[The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.\] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."
\[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun\]
Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."
\[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy\]
Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."
Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
Spy: "Right behind you."
\[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.\]
\[Petite Chou-Fleur plays\]
\[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully\]
Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur."
\[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow\]
Woah
Cool story bro
[The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]
[Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.]
[The Scout charges into a fierce battle on Well, quickly outpacing all his teammates. He runs towards the center of the map, dodging everything that BLU throws at him, then outruns and crosses a passing train as it crushes a BLU Soldier and Pyro.]
["Meet the Scout" text appears]
[Scout walks in front of the Meet the Scout text, from off frame.]
Scout: "Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?
[Cut to a scene of a BLU Heavy, sitting near the third control point in Granary about to take a bite of a Sandvich, when he is poked in the head by the Scout's Bat.]
Scout: "Yo, what's up?"
[Cuts back to Scout in front of text.]
Scout: D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
[Back to Heavy and Scout, who are in a fistfight while yelling. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
[Back to fight. Scout is strangling Heavy with his Bat.]
Scout: [flexes a scrawny arm] "Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
[Cut back to fight, Heavy now has the Scout in a headlock. Cuts back to Scout.]
Scout: " Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
[Cut back to fight, The Scout whacks the Heavy in the gut with his Bat.]
Scout: "BOINK!"
Scout: [back to text] "I'm a force a' nature!"
[Scout hits the Heavy in the chin.]
Scout: "BONK!"
[Cuts back to Scout]
Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
[Cuts back to fight; Heavy is collapsed on the ground trying to reach for his Sandvich; the Scout runs up the side of a shipping container, jumps off and slams his Bat into the Heavy's head.]
[Cuts back to Scout]
Scout: "WOOO!"
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]
[Scout sits on the twitching body of the Heavy eating the Heavy's Sandvich; the point is now RED's.]
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both of you are legends
@@R-T_VA Im a simple boy, i see tf2 spy i send meet the spy copypasta
How am not supposed to call you a Cutie patootie when your skirt goes way above your knees!!? 🤧💖
well uh...
good question >->
That is the funniest punch line I've heard. Sometimes you need a little bit of sus.😂
the punchline is Menary's in the Richmond Centre
Everybody can be cute!
Wait a minute! You MONSTER.
>:3
Spy jumpscare (very scary)
ze french
it's a good thing they aren't real
@@R-T_VA ze yes
That pyro is a spy!
who says guys cant be cute? your cuteness level is so high i wanna recreate the piro piro piro scene with you (you can safely search it up on youtube)
awwww
kitty
I melted
@@R-T_VA :P
You have such an adorable voice, i just don't quite have that fruitness no matter who hard i try
I'm more than a little jealous ^-^
thank u!
I found that with the right amount of training and exercise, my voice control has gotten better. not just with making more high and fruity, like you said, but also making it lower, louder, deep too ig?
just keep practicing. you'll get an adorable voice too :3
Well its not that i don't have a cute voice, i just don't quite have the body and pitch that yours do,
Guess i should get back into singing again
me when i am not cute
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
:3 yay pats
Claude... sounds familiar
C-cuuuuuuute!
>~
Don't tell me what to do. ☝🏻🗿
*calls you cute again, just out of spite [not really]*
such resentment!
such animosity!
truly horrid
do it again
@@R-T_VA *approaches, whispering in the ears*
_That's mah g00d an' cute boi._
*brings a cup of hot cocoa; headpats*
Wish that was me
pat pat pat pat
Such a cute boi :3.(pls call me cute and thanks for the source)
cute boi :3
pat pat pat
EVEN BETTER
>:3
Alright, then what word do you want me to use:
Adorable
Endearing
Loveley
Sweet
Delightful
The list goes on and on...
let's go with adorable :3
wtf did (dy) I just watch
hey you clicked on it
fine i wont
awww :
Would you prefer me to call you my handsomest boy? (This is strongly directed to my bf)
cuteeee
Don't call you cute..🤔🤔..you may say that but......pretty??
finding loopholes! unacceptable!!