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I have the weirdest things sometimes. Not just violent. Like what would happen if i’d all of a sudden i start screaming for no reason or kiss someone totally inappropriate or the weirdest shit. For just a split second it pops into my head and then it’s gone 🤷🏻♂️
I like how in the first joke with the car Bill just perfectly explains the incredibly fine line between rational thinking and psycho’s. Every day we ignore or fight the urges to do something stupid like that, untill for some people that one moment comes when they don’t fight it but let it take over. Sometimes it just can’t be explained or predicted. It’s a simple as giving that steering wheel just a quick turn
Those crazy weird thoughts are a good thing. They release the pressure of your stress, turning an awful thought into a hypothetical is pretty much the basis of a joke. Everyone laughing at it means that we've all been there and have agreed that laughing at the awful thing is better than doing it. Laughter is relief.
I also find it hysterical watching people get chased by animals. Quarantine is the same for me, I am classified as a essential worker. Discovered you 2 when you came up on my suggestion, and because of Bill Burr I watched. Your reactions are loads of fun and great.
About a month ago I tried to look up my exact zodiac sign. And I started reading it and thought, 'huh, I am like that' Then I realized I was looking at the wrong one, the one that was supposed to be mine was so wrong it was funny as hell.
Quarantine hasn't been too bad. The only thing that kind of sucks is now I'm working from home so getting out of the house is a bit rarer. But at least I'm still working so I can't complain too much.
I was raised in Woodside Queens. We had tons of homeless dogs running around. I can still hear my Mother say, ' If you see dogs, don't run, just climb on a parked car". Hilarious.
The quicker someone thinks they can sum up an individual the more shallow that person is. Love watching you guys react to this stuff! There's a lot more Patrice O'Neal out there, just sayin, lol.
Absolutely. Because when you discover and _know_ yourself, you knoe that there's depths upon depths to a person. You'd be smarter then to assume another's character.
Not really, you can tell quickly what kind of person someone is. Even without speaking, you can tell if you know what/where to look. Of course, you shouldn't say it in their face, that's just dumb.
True, but there are definitely patterns to people. While reasons and motivations may vary, the results can be the same depending on certain characteristics. It's like looking at two abstract paintings, they're different in various ways but are overall similar based on general things like techniques, coloring, etc. You can see how different artists can be categorized and know what to expect based on those
I worked with a lesbian bartender. Day 1 she overheard me talking she decided to sum me up and explained the "real reason" I broke up with my gf was because she was "too strong and wouldn't bend the knee" to me. Literally within 3hrs of meeting her.
If y’all had Patrice oneal content that would put yall on the next level i promise!! Dude is a legend and his views bring up the best conversations.. give it a shot my guys
Loved your reaction. I'm an identical twin and we both have semi-sick senses of humor. The difference is I think, "Wouldn't it be funny if?" Where she just does it. She soaped the bath tub/shower stall so it was really slippery. Her husband get's in, falls, cracks his head open on the soap dish and then comforts her because he think she's crying. She wasn't, she was laughing so hard tears were coming down her face.
If you read that people with your sign are creative, intelligent, charismatic people, no one ever says "that doesn't sound like me at all!" Everyone says "that's so true! I am! Wow this zodiac sign thing must be true!"
LOL, I actually like when this guy says "pause" because LOL I can relate to every moment he's speaking about.... And I also like the fact that he's respectable enough to say pause...
Yesssssss! I've had the trip the old lady I'm in a hurry type thoughts, I enjoy your channel.... And the dogs thing, trying to get away but can't, funny stuff
I’m pretty much a hermit since 2014 when I was diagnosed with cancer and radiation treatments destroyed my sinus, throat, and salivary glands. Feeding tube is no fun, but yea, self isolation isn’t bothering me.
I have a problem. Whenever someone gets hit on the head, no matter the person, the age of the person (even kids) bump their heads, I burst into hysterical laughter. Happened at a funeral once. I'm not even kidding.
Man i knew i was screwed when my schedule just didnt change cuz of quarantine but i aint mad im just chillin 😎 i found you guys a bout a week ago i fuck with yous got my sub
Having multiple Psych degrees, I admit this is easily one of my favorite bits right here. We all have a darker side, regardless of our childhood and Zodiac sign. As for judging people, anyone who thinks they can label people based on Aura Color, Planet alignment or Zodiac Sign are either out of their mind or extremely gullible. Believing in that stuff is one thing, but labeling others with stuff they don't believe in is just being an arsehole.
I think there is s shred of truth within zodiac signs and stuff. Just because you have personality traits doesn't mean they dominate you though. Most of the stuff is to be considered in context, and it's fun to know what element you are and stuff.
I'm watching a lot of reaction videos from people from different cultures. I'm a HUGE Bill Burr fan. Bill Burr has a cartoon he created on Netflix. "F is for Family" has a lot of episodes, I think a reaction video a first season episode would be cool. Thanks guys, stay safe.
Set in the 1970s, this animated raunchy comedy is inspired by the life of stand-up comic Bill Burr, who is a co-creator and executive producer of the series. Burr also voices the character of Frank Murphy, a short-tempered veteran who lives in the suburbs with his wife, Sue (Laura Dern) and their three children. Frank, who works at an airport, has a penchant for shouting and profanity-filled rants. The series celebrates all things 1970s, including the lifestyle, the music, and all sorts of other nostalgic details.-- copied from Google
I was in a writing class and one of the stories someone wrote, and had just read, made me think of something hilarious. I was falling over laughing in front of this whole class and I tried to explain and I couldn't talk. I mean cry-laughing. Then the embarrassment made me laugh more. Thank goodness it was at the end of the class.
Yeah I'm with y'all and Bill. I don't want bad things to ever happen to people, but sometimes I do think about that shit too, like what if "situation A" happened to this dude across the street from where I'm walking, and you just gotta laugh knowing it happened in your head, praying it won't.
I definately can relate. I had had enough of a dude at work that I finally quit after 10 years (Hell-Mart) and I saw him walking outside to his car and I was so fking mad that I veered my truck towards him to run him over, but DIDN'T, but I wanted to! But I didn't! BUT I wanted to!😨😨😨
I’m ok where I am NRT Covid....I live in Thailand...I socialize with a small group of people. We’re all careful..wife is careful...life is good, gentlemen
I've had these thoughts and only acted on it once cuz I zoned out 💀 Ended up tripping my ex's mom, but since she was clumsy, even she thought she just tripped on the curb so I went with it and we became closer that day 😭
Love the reaction. If you would, PLEASE, raise the video volume to match yours. Each are equally important, and when y'all talk, especially when I'm reacting to the video for the first time with y'all, I'm missing stuff. Thanks and much continued success!
You can only judge someone based on the character of their person. Their actions and decisions. That's why the 10 commandments were written, and our constitution is based on those principals. Martin Luther King Jr. said that in his famous speech.
I'm really enjoying your videos, and I don't normally like reaction vids. As for quarantine, im lucky. I'm what we call a "key worker" over here in England so I still go to work (although my DJ gigs are on hold), and I've been gaming since I was 5 years old (now 44) so I got my evenings covered too lol. I'm single, my daughter is looked after by her mum and stepdad and my mum is locked in a nursing home (dementia) so she's looked after too. I only got me to worry about, makes it very easy. I miss my mum, daughter and friends of course, but yeah I'm lucky. If anyone is reading this, I hope you and yours are safe.
Your zodiac sign thing reminded me of Dara O'Brian and his "racism is better than astrology" gig. You guys should watch some of his bits. Homeopathy and timetravel stories are my favorite.
Now u got me visualizing ppl be tryin to peep out the door at the end of the night at the club 👀 peepin both ways checkin the parking lot for the rambling packs of street dogs...pushing their friend forward first 😂😂😂
I've been chased by a huge, very pissed buck in the middle of the street in a suburb right outside of Philly ...and I wish I could've watched me! I was carrying the 40 lb dog I was walking cause she wasn't running fast enough. Hahaha! Adrenaline is real! I was an Olympic contender in that moment
Kev. There are videos out on youtube of mountainbikers riding through the woods and a Brown Bear runs out of the woods and starts chasing the biker on the bike track. I laugh my ass off at those videos
Hah! I remember in the army, and in high school, I'd start laughing outta nowhere cause I was thinking bout somethin nuts. People would look at me like I'm nuts, I'd be like 'sorry sir. Just thought of somethin funny.' Haha
One time i was at an elevator and i thought of this really funny joke. There were other people at the elevator so i just put my phone on my ear and kept laughing.
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yeah, anyone who says random thoughts like that _NEVER_ pop into their heads is lying. & yes, sometimes I just laugh at how absurd the idea is!
Actually there are people who legitimately don’t have an inner monologue it’s a real thing
I have the weirdest things sometimes. Not just violent. Like what would happen if i’d all of a sudden i start screaming for no reason or kiss someone totally inappropriate or the weirdest shit. For just a split second it pops into my head and then it’s gone 🤷🏻♂️
@Danny G god damn this made me laugh
Medical community refers to them as intrusive thoughts and they happen to everyone, not acting on them is what makes most of us "normal".
I once wonder if canibals follow the 5 second rule
"What if I trip this old lady walker" Now that's a classic thought! lol think but don't commit.
Reminded me of Patrice O'Neal "ground karma dont mean shit to me"
I lost it when he said that!!
As soon as you told the story about tripping the lady with the walker I had no choice but to smash the thumbs up button. Hahaha
Smash that thumbs up like a muffin
I like how in the first joke with the car Bill just perfectly explains the incredibly fine line between rational thinking and psycho’s. Every day we ignore or fight the urges to do something stupid like that, untill for some people that one moment comes when they don’t fight it but let it take over. Sometimes it just can’t be explained or predicted. It’s a simple as giving that steering wheel just a quick turn
Quarantine sucks but you guys are definitely making it easier. Laughter is awesome medicine. Sending love from Nova Scotia.
How anti-social am I?
*two months after quarantine*
Me: There was a quarantine?
Those crazy weird thoughts are a good thing. They release the pressure of your stress, turning an awful thought into a hypothetical is pretty much the basis of a joke. Everyone laughing at it means that we've all been there and have agreed that laughing at the awful thing is better than doing it. Laughter is relief.
I love how buddy's always nursing a massive bottle of rye XD
I also find it hysterical watching people get chased by animals.
Quarantine is the same for me, I am classified as a essential worker.
Discovered you 2 when you came up on my suggestion, and because of Bill Burr I watched. Your reactions are loads of fun and great.
Quarantine has been BORINg but finding you guys has been one of the highlights. love laughing with you
About a month ago I tried to look up my exact zodiac sign. And I started reading it and thought, 'huh, I am like that' Then I realized I was looking at the wrong one, the one that was supposed to be mine was so wrong it was funny as hell.
Quarantine hasn't been too bad. The only thing that kind of sucks is now I'm working from home so getting out of the house is a bit rarer. But at least I'm still working so I can't complain too much.
You are your avatar dude. Humbly Wholesome. A unicorn in the toxic cesspool of youtube comments
Still working from work here, I've even been to 3 different states(because that was where the jobs are).
🤘🏽✌🏽
Same here, but I work in the oil industry and well... today was a bad day. I may be joining team unemployed soon
@@k20ahole I used to work the oilfield before I got into IT work. Was a cementer and pump truck operator mostly.
So to be clear... Your only problem with the quarantine is that you can't leave your house as much?
“Oh you’re a scorpio, that sucks cuz you seemed pretty cool 💁🏽♀️.” These people run my patience t h i n
You're a Gemini aren't you?
@@jonm7888 you’re a virgin aren’t you
Y'all the type of TH-camr I'd watch the full ad for
I was raised in Woodside Queens. We had tons of homeless dogs running around.
I can still hear my Mother say, ' If you see dogs, don't run, just climb on a parked car". Hilarious.
Grew up in woodside too. They stopped the roaming dog thing in the early 90s if I'm not mistaken.
Tom Segura "shouting black" and the first 48
Do you mean, shouting bikes*
@@gatordontplaynoshit3332 I think Ron might mean shouting black lol one of his real popular bits
@@tylerday7465 oh shit ok, i didn't even think about that lol. You're talking about "shouting in our best black guy voice", right?
Yeah.. but both of them work 🤣🤣🤣
@@ronpark6829 Right!!?? Lol
Ever been so fckng bored on a way to your destination so you had these thoughts "if I swerve into the opposing traffic the boredom would be over"?
The quicker someone thinks they can sum up an individual the more shallow that person is.
Love watching you guys react to this stuff! There's a lot more Patrice O'Neal out there, just sayin, lol.
Absolutely. Because when you discover and _know_ yourself, you knoe that there's depths upon depths to a person. You'd be smarter then to assume another's character.
The irony in this comment...
Not really, you can tell quickly what kind of person someone is. Even without speaking, you can tell if you know what/where to look. Of course, you shouldn't say it in their face, that's just dumb.
True, but there are definitely patterns to people. While reasons and motivations may vary, the results can be the same depending on certain characteristics. It's like looking at two abstract paintings, they're different in various ways but are overall similar based on general things like techniques, coloring, etc. You can see how different artists can be categorized and know what to expect based on those
I worked with a lesbian bartender. Day 1 she overheard me talking she decided to sum me up and explained the "real reason" I broke up with my gf was because she was "too strong and wouldn't bend the knee" to me. Literally within 3hrs of meeting her.
You dudes made that alot more funny. And I love that bit. Great reaction!!!
Yo gentlemen, I’m a 58y/o black man, you guys are on point! Keep up the great job
OMG, the end when they're talking about people getting chased by animals... I laughed so hard my stomache hurt.
I just believe there are categories of personalities of people.
Omggggg bill burr is just the epitome of everything we wish we could say & do 😂😂😂😂 he is too funny I get cramps from laughing so hard!
If y’all had Patrice oneal content that would put yall on the next level i promise!! Dude is a legend and his views bring up the best conversations.. give it a shot my guys
They found him😃
Loved your reaction. I'm an identical twin and we both have semi-sick senses of humor. The difference is I think, "Wouldn't it be funny if?" Where she just does it. She soaped the bath tub/shower stall so it was really slippery. Her husband get's in, falls, cracks his head open on the soap dish and then comforts her because he think she's crying. She wasn't, she was laughing so hard tears were coming down her face.
If you read that people with your sign are creative, intelligent, charismatic people, no one ever says "that doesn't sound like me at all!" Everyone says "that's so true! I am! Wow this zodiac sign thing must be true!"
I love watching guys watch Bill Burr.
Can y'all do Tom Segura? "Bikes" is a great start
or "SUP KANE"
@@midnightjoey4029 if you don't know who big daddy kane is, you can go fuck yourself
@@JungleJuiceJoey LMAOOOOOOOO how u like "Ball Hog" ?
@@JungleJuiceJoey yo they reacted to "Shouting black" bro
@@midnightjoey4029 yeah they said they do bikes soon I'm juiced
Never try to explain the thoughts in your head.
That mark on the wall I kept thinking the screen on my iPad was smudged lol
I was thinking of searching human chased by animal compilation right before you said it lol! In fact, I'm gonna search it right now 😂
Hi from New Zealand. Love listening to your feedback, guys!
You guys had my sides hurting from laughing to hard. 😂🤣😂
HAHA laughed so hard at the dog comment you had, yeah animals being chased by animals is hilarious, thought i was alone about this one 😂
LOL, I actually like when this guy says "pause" because LOL I can relate to every moment he's speaking about....
And I also like the fact that he's respectable enough to say pause...
So glad I subscribed to this channel!!
Yesssssss! I've had the trip the old lady I'm in a hurry type thoughts, I enjoy your channel.... And the dogs thing, trying to get away but can't, funny stuff
I’m pretty much a hermit since 2014 when I was diagnosed with cancer and radiation treatments destroyed my sinus, throat, and salivary glands. Feeding tube is no fun, but yea, self isolation isn’t bothering me.
Ex stoner and mainly an introvert...can be sociable when I need to. This quarantine is nothing special. Moneys the only issue.
My new favorite reaction channel. Much love from Queens, NY.
When he started talking about tripping the old lady😭😭😭
I don't laugh hysterically, then proceeds to curl over from laughter
I have a problem. Whenever someone gets hit on the head, no matter the person, the age of the person (even kids) bump their heads, I burst into hysterical laughter. Happened at a funeral once. I'm not even kidding.
Getting through quarantine asks for watching your reaction videos :)
Man i knew i was screwed when my schedule just didnt change cuz of quarantine but i aint mad im just chillin 😎 i found you guys a bout a week ago i fuck with yous got my sub
Having multiple Psych degrees, I admit this is easily one of my favorite bits right here. We all have a darker side, regardless of our childhood and Zodiac sign. As for judging people, anyone who thinks they can label people based on Aura Color, Planet alignment or Zodiac Sign are either out of their mind or extremely gullible. Believing in that stuff is one thing, but labeling others with stuff they don't believe in is just being an arsehole.
I think there is s shred of truth within zodiac signs and stuff. Just because you have personality traits doesn't mean they dominate you though. Most of the stuff is to be considered in context, and it's fun to know what element you are and stuff.
I'm watching a lot of reaction videos from people from different cultures. I'm a HUGE Bill Burr fan. Bill Burr has a cartoon he created on Netflix. "F is for Family" has a lot of episodes, I think a reaction video a first season episode would be cool. Thanks guys, stay safe.
Set in the 1970s, this animated raunchy comedy is inspired by the life of stand-up comic Bill Burr, who is a co-creator and executive producer of the series. Burr also voices the character of Frank Murphy, a short-tempered veteran who lives in the suburbs with his wife, Sue (Laura Dern) and their three children. Frank, who works at an airport, has a penchant for shouting and profanity-filled rants. The series celebrates all things 1970s, including the lifestyle, the music, and all sorts of other nostalgic details.-- copied from Google
I was in a writing class and one of the stories someone wrote, and had just read, made me think of something hilarious. I was falling over laughing in front of this whole class and I tried to explain and I couldn't talk. I mean cry-laughing. Then the embarrassment made me laugh more. Thank goodness it was at the end of the class.
And it was kind of a psycho type story too. Not something one would typically bust out laughing at. LOL
Yeah I'm with y'all and Bill. I don't want bad things to ever happen to people, but sometimes I do think about that shit too, like what if "situation A" happened to this dude across the street from where I'm walking, and you just gotta laugh knowing it happened in your head, praying it won't.
Bill burr helicopter story. Its amazing.
I definately can relate. I had had enough of a dude at work that I finally quit after 10 years (Hell-Mart) and I saw him walking outside to his car and I was so fking mad that I veered my truck towards him to run him over, but DIDN'T, but I wanted to! But I didn't! BUT I wanted to!😨😨😨
12:13. Absolutely beautiful how this came together.
Stray dogs everywhere here in Taiwan. They don't really step...except for that one time I got chased on a scooter 😂
2:03. Man. Your life is hard. Here I am, climbing trees, taking limbs off over houses. I definitely made the worst life choices. Congrats. You win.
If youre still alive while typing this then you still have chance to change your life. As long as you dont kill anyone or steal then you're good.
I started laughing really hard when you said "I saw this old lady...". It's only up hill from there lol.
I’m ok where I am NRT Covid....I live in Thailand...I socialize with a small group of people. We’re all careful..wife is careful...life is good, gentlemen
This guy be drinking like it’s juice what a God
I've had these thoughts and only acted on it once cuz I zoned out 💀
Ended up tripping my ex's mom, but since she was clumsy, even she thought she just tripped on the curb so I went with it and we became closer that day 😭
Love the reaction. If you would, PLEASE, raise the video volume to match yours. Each are equally important, and when y'all talk, especially when I'm reacting to the video for the first time with y'all, I'm missing stuff. Thanks and much continued success!
You can only judge someone based on the character of their person. Their actions and decisions. That's why the 10 commandments were written, and our constitution is based on those principals. Martin Luther King Jr. said that in his famous speech.
I'm really enjoying your videos, and I don't normally like reaction vids. As for quarantine, im lucky. I'm what we call a "key worker" over here in England so I still go to work (although my DJ gigs are on hold), and I've been gaming since I was 5 years old (now 44) so I got my evenings covered too lol.
I'm single, my daughter is looked after by her mum and stepdad and my mum is locked in a nursing home (dementia) so she's looked after too. I only got me to worry about, makes it very easy.
I miss my mum, daughter and friends of course, but yeah I'm lucky.
If anyone is reading this, I hope you and yours are safe.
Dude I totally get it Kevin. I think its hilarious too when people get chased by animals. 😆
"No indication even trying to stop!" -bill burrs top 10 jokes fo sho
8:52 yo lmfaooo, he has a vid talking about something similar too, i forgot the name but its hilarious
Your zodiac sign thing reminded me of Dara O'Brian and his "racism is better than astrology" gig. You guys should watch some of his bits. Homeopathy and timetravel stories are my favorite.
Lol omg your right. People getting chased by animals is hilarious 😂
Okay I'm in! You two think sick thoughts and die laughing, when they come out! Just like me and my brother!!
React to Bert Kreischer - The Machine
Josh Wolf: favorite practical joke. If you like weird sh*t, you will get a kick out of this.
Now u got me visualizing ppl be tryin to peep out the door at the end of the night at the club 👀 peepin both ways checkin the parking lot for the rambling packs of street dogs...pushing their friend forward first 😂😂😂
I've been chased by a huge, very pissed buck in the middle of the street in a suburb right outside of Philly ...and I wish I could've watched me! I was carrying the 40 lb dog I was walking cause she wasn't running fast enough. Hahaha! Adrenaline is real! I was an Olympic contender in that moment
Love these reaction videos.
Kev. There are videos out on youtube of mountainbikers riding through the woods and a Brown Bear runs out of the woods and starts chasing the biker on the bike track. I laugh my ass off at those videos
Hah! I remember in the army, and in high school, I'd start laughing outta nowhere cause I was thinking bout somethin nuts. People would look at me like I'm nuts, I'd be like 'sorry sir. Just thought of somethin funny.' Haha
I agree with the two of you on the zodiac sign stuff.
In this time with the pandemic I thank you fellas for keeping me entertained with your reactions and this content. E
One time i was at an elevator and i thought of this really funny joke. There were other people at the elevator so i just put my phone on my ear and kept laughing.
I have done this but in a Starbucks.
Yall need to check out Andrew Shultz!! If you like Bill Burr then you'll love Shultz!!!!
Love these vids cause the reactions are genuine. So much fake stuff on this platform but y’all do it right fr💪🏽
Justin Esgar thanks bro
Oh my God the animal chases shit had me rollin more than Bill
Just kidding. I just happened upon you while browsing. Loved your reaction. Think I will check out some more on your channel.
Bro!!! Lmao!!! I Agree!!! Everyone who gets chased by an animal at some point turns into Dion Sanders. High stepping to... failure usually. Lol.
"What if I trip this old lady walker" It happens to me almost every day
You guys should check out "Bikes" by Tom Segura. Keep up the great reactions and stay safe!!
Definitely
Ball Hog was excellent
It tells you about personality
Sounds like these dudes reacting in a daycare center
Leviticus Cornwall IKR had to pause the video couple of times to hear what's going on
Most really spiritually connected people arent going to bring it up to you. Cause they know your not going to get it.
Psycho moments like when you want to squeeze your pet so hard it's eyes pop out 😂 🐶🐱
Homeboy babysitting that bottle😂😂😂
Opie and Anthony - Jim Norton Childhood Pranks! (Patrice o’neal was in studio too)
Please put some stuff on the walls, bookcase, pictures etc, it will improve your sound and helps muffle outside sound as well, you will be amazed at the change in sound quality
Love you guys
Damien Bell we love you
Military is NOWHERE NEAR the most difficult job unless you’re talking about top tier special forces
Y’all all cool as hell
That animal chasing thing would be titled "close encounters of the worst kind".
CHRIS DELIA is a funny ass comedian
Pissed? I'd never leave the house if there was a chance my ass was gonna be chewed on.
And everything Bill said I can relate to 100%
Have you seen a person chased by a goose? They hiss, it's hilarious. They are NOT afraid to chase your ass!
JOEY DIAZ - SISTER HYCINTH