CORRECTIONS Episode 78: Week of Monday, April 3
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- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing the word zoologist and explaining the job of a hearse driver.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 78: Week of Monday, April 3 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I love how Corrections has changed from Seth apologising and making excuses for the mistakes to openly flipping the jackals off in disdain.
As an outider to your Country, I accept Seth as an honest Progressive perspective .. But Seth is so much more .. tho he may at ttimes speak others words ,, Seth is true to Equality and Democracy .. and soon, that is what will matter .. Flow gently and practice love, and not hate .. for hate gains nothing but hate .. as love begats love .. Rest easy within. And always know that each of us is more than worthy of love and being loved. "Flow placidly amidst the noise and Haste" .. The Diserata .. Namaste ..
Every single one of these is an indictment on his writers, so why should Seth apologize anyway?
Oh he knew what he was doing...🤣🤣🤣and that Coach coaching grieving bit was dark...not bleak though...
Yes, over time, the tone and content of the "Corrections" segment on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" has evolved. Initially, the segment focused on correcting any factual errors or mistakes made during previous episodes of the show. However, as time has passed, the segment has become more playful and irreverent, with Meyers sometimes using it to mock and ridicule his critics and detractors.
Meyers often uses humor and sarcasm to address any criticisms or inaccuracies made about him or his show, and this may be what you're referring to as him "flipping the jackals off in disdain." Some viewers enjoy Meyers' witty and acerbic approach to addressing his critics, while others may find it confrontational or inappropriate. Nonetheless, it has become a hallmark of Meyers' show and his comedic style.
I would die happy if Seth gave me the bird.
The double middle fingers was the best moment of all of corrections
Double thumbs up 👍👍
Someone make it a GIF!
@@siklabbaga I did on giphy but youtube's hiding the link I tried to post.
His face when he did it though - juxtaposed with him and the elusive hornet Seth is a great example of why corrections is changing lives. 😬
SIT ON IT POTSIE
I can’t believe we had to wait 78 episodes for Seth to throw us double birds. I feel like we finally won.
We "won" *as soon as "Corrections" started airing.* And it's a win-win (positive sum game), with *the "we" including Seth and everyone he works with, along with us jackals* plus any happy randos who stumble in and have a laugh.
Win-win-win? Win ad infinitum?
Seth giving the double bird after silently gasping is probably the greatest corrections moment yet.
Yes! The double bird and inaudible gasp! This might go down in history.
We need a T-shirt that says "inaudible gasp" and just has Seth flipping us off
Aw man; spoilers? I looked at the comments before the video started.
Yet again I must point out that these dove and pigeon corrections should be housed under Animal Flubs… really missing the theme song.
After a 3 week hiatus we will need an Animal Flub the most
"really missing the theme song.
well, since they have an actual song in them, they should only be up for 30 days.
Man i loved the full length song
Seth must be bargaining with NBC to make it a spin-off like Fallon’s That’s My Jam.
Yes.
The funeral coach bit was absolute gold
True story: in the mid 90's, one of my best friends had a roommate that drove an early 1970's Caddy hearse as her car, and she was also one of those people that called herself a vampire (they were (maybe still are?) sort of a cult, sort of a club, sort of a group of posers who chose identifying as vampires as what they decided to belong to), and anyways, I was at my friend's house and she tells this long assed story that was supposed to be funny about how she was behind a bloodmobile in traffic, and they both made a left turn at the same place. Then she laughed her ass off. I was like, I don't get it... Then she runs through like the bullet points of the story, I still don;t get it, then she says, "a vampire following a bloodmobile..." -and I'm all, "oh yeah, I'm sorry, I totally forgot that you think you're a vampire."
Errr....guess you had to be there
R.I.P.
They’re never gonna make regionals with that attitude
I preferred our assistant funeral coah. He was a lot cooler and sometimes bought us beer.
Too obvious to say I died?
6:20 I want an anti-jackal mug with Seth double flipping the camera! 🤣😆
Corrections has been the highlight of my week, essentially for the first 3 years of medical school. That very first episode came out right around the start of school, and every friday on the commute home, corrections was there. From like the second episode it just became this giant evolving inside joke between seth and us. Im sure to people who hadnt been there every week as they aired, it just wasnt that funny, but to those of us who watched every single one as they aired, it was unlike anything I have ever been a part of. I am about to graduate in a few months, and be a physician. This show was a huge part of what made me feel human during that time. Especially doing medical school during a pandemic, after working as a nurse at the start of the pandemic. It was a ROUGH few years, especially as a 36yr old med student, married with kids, bills to pay, living in a world that seemingly just refuses to admit ignorance of anything. Its oretty annoying being a nurse or doctor highly trained in human biology, immunology, virology, in the middle of a once in a century pandemic, while a not insignificant portion of the country refuses to live in reality. So thank you Seth for keeping me sane, and delivering week in and week out. I really hope the strike gets handled and you return to us asap.
Whenever Seth silently stares into the camera, I always look straight back at him like we're having some kind of parasocial staring contest.
Excellent use of ‘parasocial’, a new term for me, although clearly not a new concept since living in hope / awe / horror / dread of our ‘friend’ in the screen’s attention is what we jackals all live for.
I like you. You have fun in your soul.
Thank you for existing
Even if it is for only 2-3 weeks at a time.
Thank YOU for existing!
That funeral monologue you did there I spat my oatmeal all over the place. Coach Mackenzie rest in peace
I’ve just come back to corrections after quite a long break and there’s a real difference. It was like watching a rabbit run for its life away from wild dogs before, now it feels like Seth has dug in, built defences and is fighting off the jackals as they come with a kind of “I’ve done this to myself” apathy to the whole thing
I love this show
The problem about voting for best Corrections episode is the newest one just outdoes the last one
It can only be the ones made during the Emmy award period. I think 72 was the last that could have been in consideration. Next year, we will need one from 73 and later to submit for an Emmy.
True, but stil -- 69, DUDE!
Be excellent to each other...
This one was insane
In the spirit of caskets vs. coffins -- at 9:10 you used the terms "cemetery" and "graveyard" interchangably. Graveyards are (generally small) plots adjacent to churches, while cemeteries are (generally much larger) independent plots. The correct umbrella term is "burial ground."
Yes! Ask A Mortician would be so proud.
@@rileyfuckingrifle there's my fellow deathling!
came to the comments to find this
Seth seems to keep raising the stakes every episode of corrections. Flipping off the "Jackals" was full prime time!!
A true jackal 💕
The correct umbrella term is actually parasol
I always assumed the captions were done in-house because no other video series on youtube has this level of accuracy or precision.
Whoever does the CC for Corrections simply likes this show.
for last week's Corrections the CC in my browser kept spelling "asphyxiation" as "affixiation". Added another layer to the flub for me lol
The CC in this episode says "zoo-logist" when it should be "zoo-ologist" at 1:44.
I adore how this show gives us whole segments of free Seth Meyers standup comedy.
I'm not sure anyone's brought it up, but the fact that they caption these videos so quickly is so freaking great! They don't just let the auto-generated thing take over, they actually do it when they upload the video and I appreciate it. Thank you!
Wait I thought they were auto generated? At least with Seth The Fly they were and that’s pretty recent
@@khallo151 This one was definitely not, at least YT didn't mark it as such
yeah but sometimes captions are missing for hours with A closer look for example
Omg, so funny
That is how I noticed Seth often says "a" instead of "an" when the next word starts with vowel. I'm too much of self-loathing Jackal though to point that out as an official correction.
"And, guys... don't just pick 69 because, you know."
Imagine if 69 actually wins at the Emmy's only because, you know.
After that giggly “Rest in Peace”, I’m surprised Seth even made the JV funeral squad
Nice to see I wasn't the only one bugged by the rivets. When he brought it up I was like, "OMG yes! That distracts me every time I see it."
Seth saying "to what end?" with reference to Washington's "lie" ended me.
Can we vote for this one instead?
Also the way that the mactonight terror doll thing fell over and was looking at the camera through the mug handle is terrifying.
Yes! Dammit… terrifying 😣
God dammit that’s terrifying
The protruding eyes glaring through the coffee mug handle will haunt me until my last breath.
I did not know I could be so creeped out by a crochet doll on a late night comedy show. Seth is breaking new ground on messing with jackals...
@@saratuppenveloso8301 lmao
I saw the flock of seagulls joke coming but still laughed my ass off. 👍
The “High School Funeral Coach” bit needs a full show Lolol 😂😂😂😂
The study of bird eggs is “oology” and the “ancient study of” adds the prefix “paleo” so the study of ancient bird eggs would be “paleooology” which would be the only real word with three “O”s in a row.
Wooo paleooolgy
@@mikelarson7856 *WOOOHOOO!!!*
That's definitely my favourite Prince song.
hysterosalpingooophorectomy and paleozooogy (yes there seems to a version without an 'l')
No, it would be paleontology, as the only ancient eggs left to study are fossils.
I can't unsee the rivets now.
I feel you Seth, if my high school funeral coach had put me in we’d have definitely won state.
Between the ages of 6 to 13 I'd been to the funerals 1 maternal uncle, 1 maternal great uncle, both maternal great grandparents, 4 fraternal, 1 great aunt and 3 of my dad's sisters aunt's, two of their spouse's, and 1 maternal 1st cousin. So If there was a funeral team I'd have been the MVP
The Wally doll eye gag 🤣🤣🤣Instant Corrections classic! 🥰
pretty sure that doll is the moon man which isnt good
Now I can't unsee the rivet thing, and I will never not notice it! Thanks a lot!
Late Night with the Rivets will never be the same for me.
I think we need to have this brought to John Oliver's attention, so he can cover them up with duct tape or something. Seth doesn't want to meet jackals in person, but Oliver's invited on all the time.
@@johnobrien2373 Good point! I mean, I'm not one to notice these things, but if they're pointed out to me they'll bug me. Something tells me John Oliver is the same. If we get it to his attention, he won't be able to even listen to Seth during an interview because he'll be staring at those freaking absurdly-placed rivets!
I mean...who?? why?? how??? How does someone put 2 sets of rivets on one joint and NO SETS on the other? I feel like it's deliberate, and whoever that person is now laughs every time the show airs, rubbing their hands together and saying "It's _right there_ you foolish people, and yet you look every single night and don't even notice it. I taunt you with the very work of my own hands!"
OK, OK, I admit that I've thought about this a little too much. I don't want to give us jackals a bad reputation for being petty, but I swear I'm losing sleep over this thing!
@@simond.455 I won't be looking at Seth any longer, that's for sure! Just. Those. Rivets.
I love your enthusiasm and fear your OCD! 😆 Let's see if we can't get John to fix it!! 🤣
I literally got called out as I was going to vote for episode 69. I guess I'll go back and rewatch both of them to actually vote
That funeral coach bit was the best laugh I've had all week! 😂 thank you seth!
I don't think the staff was laughing hard enough at the funeral Coach Bit, it was awesome
If the vertical beams are U shaped and the horizontal beams are L shaped, the rivets could be for a plate that joins the two members. Plates like this are actually really common in this kind of structure when used in buildings. In this particular case the lack of rivets elsewhere suggests it might be part of a repair.
The other possibility is that the entire structure is fake.
One further possibility: the "rivets" are alien spying devices
I love that smirk when you are mocking the people who thought it was a one wing dove
I wish when he mentioned the two week hiatus he'd said something closer to, "We have the next two weeks off, so, knowing our track record, expect the Classified Documents indictment sometime in the next two weeks."
Pigeon actually have a decent amount of intelligence compared to what normally people think, they're one of the few species that can recognize themselves in a mirror and they're pretty good at knowing where they are in relation to their home to get back.
Importantly, pigeons are not known as rock doves. A rock dove is either a pigeon form the British isles, or the common ancestor of all pigeons. Rock doves are an invasive species in the United States. Passenger pigeons, are not rock doves, they were native to the U.S., but went extinct when we ate them all. But, their closest living relative, also not a rock dove, the Pacific Band Tailed Pigeon is a much larger and more beautiful species of pigeon that still survives in the Western U.S. It is not known how many band tailed pigeons still survive, but hunting this species of pigeon (not rock dove) was made illegal when they became a threatened species.
Goddamn it, I’m never going to be able to ignore those fucking rivets now.
it would be funny if they move after this episode disappears
I've only done this one other time during Corrections but I clapped like a child at Seth's jackaling at 1:06.
Seth is absolutely a reformed jackal.
“Reformed”
Yes! Excellent jackaling Seth!!! Welcome to the dark side! 😂
@Brandon Laureys better than a refromed jackal.
If I die unexpectedly, have Seth coach my funeral.
I've watched this three times, already know all the jokes, and the funeral coach piece keeps killing me
Thank you from Switzerland, Seth, for years of joy, laughter, and help going through tough times! My mom used to watch you, with me by her side, and she just loved you! Every time I'm laughing at loud at your entire show, or Corrections, I can still hear her laughing along... you are helping me dealing with her passing! Who would've thought that I could burst out laughing at "Rest in peace"? Thank you again, Seth & everyone involved with the show (so great to see Jeff Wright yesterday), and enjoy your two weeks hiatus! 😌
Im sorry for your loss. I do the same thing!. Ny mom was politically involved and we both enjoyed Seth!
@@wcoasttigger Thank you, and sorry for yours too. I'll never forget seeing Seth tearing up at the result of the previous "election", at the mention of his own mom's name, Hilary... Seth was a big help then too, and I am forever grateful... th-cam.com/video/bEskg0Z-NAQ/w-d-xo.html
Thanks for posting this link. I saw it back when it came out, but it was powerful to see it after watching Seth keep at it and go through everything with us the past few years
Thanks for writing this, here we are in the same sad boat. I lost my mom a few months ago and she was a diehard political activist, and we shared that. She especially liked A Closer Look, Trae Crowder and Randy Rainbow. miss her like crazy. Good to be here with fellow jackals.
I am sorry for the passing of your mother, but I love that you have memories filled with laughter. May she Rest in Peace and you Live in Peace
The high school funeral coach bit was gold
Love the funeral coach narrative. I'm deeply invested in this universe
Best part of the whole correction episode was that part about the rivets 🤣
Correction: The pizza place would not need to change their advertising because they sell by the slice, and the advertising doesn't say by the triangle. A slice is just a part of the whole and is a valid descriptor for what is being served.
Seriously, I will fight any math nerd who wants to tell me it’s not a slice
I felt 'A Flock of Seagulls' coming; but, a 'Beat of Bronski's' slayed me. Enjoy the hiatus, will miss Corrections and A Closer Look, highlights of my weeks.
Same!!
I Ran to Run Away
I have learned so much from corrections to be honest with you. I LOVE this lol.
I found out about corrections at ep 72 and so i went back and watched all of them. conclusion: seth deserves all the mac tonight art he gets
OOF, that was *harsh* 😆
I am so grateful for this series and for the awesome community of jackals. 💛
the awesome skulk of jackals, I think you mean
Ditto 🐾
The funeral coach bit had some crazy energy… I wasn’t sure where it was going!! 😂😂
The quiet "May he rest in peace" at the end was my undoing.
Audibly sighed when I heard Seth would be off for two weeks but then remembered I’m seeing him perform in a comedy festival next weekend and all was right with the workd
Omg that's so cooooool
Corrections get better and better and I love how the chaotic nature of it now bleeds into Closer Look.
We should start a gofundme to have Seth's backdrop redesigned to be structurally accurate
And new ahirts! I hate he wears plaid shirts with a plaid background.
He wore a cashmere sweater recently that was quite fetching.
How about we do that with 1 percent and support his charity to feed people with the rest.
Add a little duct tape. Way cheaper.
Nah, make it worse
Two week hiatus‽ That's too long without Late Night.
I think at this point, he should do Closer look shows from home from the Attic when its hiatus, and have a greenscreen shaped like a door in the background that matches the studio dressing room door
I agree! Only 4 days a week, a week off every month or so, and now this. I hate it.
I was happy that I saw the Flock of Seagulls joke coming. And when you delivered on it, it made my day.
That picture of Wally looks like he gave into the Other Mother from Coraline, almost.
That first art piece is right. Such a natural progression of Seth's nightmares coming to life 😅
Don’t worry Seth, you had it right. In order to ‘punch out’ at the end of the shift the driver would have to go back to the office or garage (or wherever they ‘punched in’) and therefore the vehicle would have been returned by default.
I mean, unless they run an independent funeral parlor and bring their vehicle home to keep the crime rate low 😆
they take the hearse home and also they dress up like Frankenstein ............'s Monster and their family is like the Munsters.
Or unless they use the app “when I work” to clock in and out, so they technically can do it wherever they are, like I’m able to do since my work uses that app.
@@RHColeah beat me to it! Exactly, what about all of those freelance hearse drivers out there?
If the boss is at the bar and the driver punches him out, I'm betting the hearse gets impounded...
I knew the Flock of Seagulls joke was coming and it was still good!
I'd forgotten how much I love *Corrections.* It's been added to my TH-cam *Watch Later* playlist, but content just keeps getting added to the playlist, pushing *Corrections* further and further down. Finally decided to use the official *Corrections* playlist. Ended up cackling at the Funeral Coach bit. Bravo, Meyers, bravo.
I spit out my drink at "I will say, very empowering" 😂 Seth you are the best
Corrections is one of the best standup comedy bits ever.. darn those flock of seagulls got me.
Another great call forward with the flock of seagulls reference. Masterclass of comedy
This episode of corrections is definitely a contender for 2024 Emmys
Love that he is making so much fun of the Jackals and doing it in style! I almost lost it about the part about Wally!!!! LOve how you can hear the laughter in the background, you can tell they all have a lot of fun!
I love watching corrections so much!
Thank you for the (late night television calibre) deep cut that was the Bronski Beat bit amongst your birdery jibber.
Please just use sound-alikes, Seth!!! You're cutting us off from our supply! And also we're completists, obsessed with maintaining a complete Corrections collection! 😭
Yes!! The missing episode is really messing with my completist brain. The most recent Popsicle Schick is gone too T-T
@@ivyinabottle PS is gone?? Nooooo!!...
Corrections is my favorite segment of the show
I haven't rewatched any of these. But I'm sad to learn one is missing. You should make these available on a box set or something.
May this never end. Seth's torture for our delight 😂 x
Watching corrections at 1:30 am ET thanks to insomnia and anxiety caused by the lay-off posts on LinkedIn. This video is actually helping me fight anxiety! Ugh I’ve morphed into every millennial stereotype.
Good luck. Sucks. Hope you get some relief.
Same!!!
I am literally doing the exact same thing right now at 1:19pm😂. Except I am reading a report on the jobs report.
I don’t blame us, we are living in a country control by Silents and Boomers. Our generation is on pause waiting for them to die. The irony is that they don’t suffer from insomnia or anxiety.
"Ugh I’ve morphed into every millennial stereotype."
thanks boomer?
@@HRHDaviaTheYoungerthe F we don't. You don't own insomnia or anxiety, either
"Coach Mackenzie. Rest in peace," made me gasp audibly.
I cannot unsee those damn rivets.
Omg, I couldn’t stop laughing at the funeral hearse now called “coach” bit.
@Seth, you can mute the licensed songs in the TH-cam Editor after publishing the video. Or cut the licensed song out altogether after publishing also. #ContentCreatorJackal
Replying to boost visibility in the hopes that the intern in charge of Late Night's channel sees this, and we can enjoy this episode of Corrections for longer than 30 days!
Yes that's a great solution!
Yes please!
Give this Jackal an award for actually being helpful!
but is it really true since you can watch Carpool Karaoke months afterwards?
Love the funeral coach bit. 😂
Ep 40 is probably one of my favourite eps of Corrections. So glad I saw it while it was still up!!
Tony only needs to change his signs if he's advertising triangles of pizza. and honestly it's not just to be technically correct because that's a bad pizza sign
I think you'll find salpingo-oophorectomy is a word that already has 3 Os in row. So the zooologists could do it if they wanted.
Does it count though? There is a dash between the words.
(Genuine jackal question)
The Flock of Seagulls joke was worth the 30 day limit.
Seth the funeral coach - Amazing haha
I was just waiting for the flock of seagulls reference. Thankfully I you tube downloaded this one.
I fell asleep listening to one of the blobbity blobbity interviews and, instead of sleeping through the whole night, my mind heard the corrections jingle and not only woke up, but went through a whole inner monologue about “wait is it Friday already???” Before I woke up all the way. Never change Seth.
"Well that was #ing riveting" was top form!
He takes a ton of time off and I'm glad he gets time with his family and all, but it's a bummer to have no show.
It's been a week now, and it kinda feels like a crime! 😂
Also, blue fingers either means he robbed a bank OR pulled the fire alarm at a public high school. That will spray blue ink when pulled, too!
Yes! Zooologist! If we get in on this, we could even be one of those languages that invents a new letter that means there used to be two O's there but we didn't want to write them both all the time -
zøologist or something - but then we'll have to spend forever telling kids you can't spell it zø.
uue can totally spell it zø!
Zewologist
It would most likely involve a "u" somewhere in there because the English language is VERY opposed to 3 of the same letter in a row. In our brains, that's a typo! 😂
I must remember that pronunciation of “zoologist” the next time I go to the zo.
The New Yorker uses ö for stuff like that, iirc, as part of their house style. Zöology?
Always thought a flock of seagulls sounded like 'mine, mine, mine ,mine...' Guess I'm in the Southern Hemisphere and things are different.
Cemetery and Graveyard are not interchangeable terms as a graveyard is attached to a church or other house of worship. Incidentally, this means that for most graveyards no motor vehicle would be required to relocate the deceased from the memorial to the burial.
I also thought it was one wing dove and the oo's were signs of struggle. Like they kept falling and getting back up. One wing doves are resilient creatures.
So basically one wing doves = Chumbawamba? They get knocked down, but they get up again...
We'll be here when you return Seth... whether you like it or not.
In Seth's defence, a gasp can be inaudible to someone who is too far away to hear it.
or if other sounds were occurring that were louder than the gasp.
@@FeistyPammy Correction: At which point you'd still be hearing the gasp, you just wouldn't be able to noticeably _perceive_ it.
As any D/HH person can tell you, a gasp doesn't have to be heard at all to be understood.
Seth is absolutely a reformed jackal.
And I use “reformed” in the most generous possible way here.
Funeral Coach could be a rolling bit. 😂😂😂😂😂
I've thought about trying to watch some Carpool Karaoke, and I can assure you: it cannot be done.
So much funny tonight! Coach Mackenzie. 😂 I couldn’t stop laughing after realizing I am also among the “one-winged dove” mistaken listeners. Thank you for a really great Corrections!
That was a wonderful episode of Funeral Night Lights. Hiatus In Piece 🍕
Laughter really is good medicine. Thank you!
The Funeral Coach bit is brilliant. I'd watch a whole sketch about that.
Glad to see the Jackal card again this week! Enjoy your time off
Absolutely cackling at the funeral coach bit 😂
That little Mac Tonight doll was a very heartfelt gift to you.
That one guy is just living his best life. Chuckling the whole episode.