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  • Triumph discusses gender identity, micro aggressions and trigger warnings with young college voters as part of Triumph's Election Special 2016, now streaming on Hulu.
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    In Triumph's Election Special 2016, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hits the 2016 presidential campaign trail. Viewers will be taken from Iowa to New Hampshire to South Carolina in a tenacious news-gathering journey in the heat of the primary election season. Triumph has already visited a Democratic Debate, a Tea Party Convention, and followed a string of Ted Cruz bus appearances. In addition to crashing campaign events and mocking the press for their thirst for controversy, Triumph will take on hard-hitting issues of concern to voters on each side of the spectrum.
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  • @alschwartz8732
    @alschwartz8732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2683

    first black guy those kids ever met

    • @---MochiPunk---
      @---MochiPunk--- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh lort.

    • @samf3637
      @samf3637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Obviously.

    • @rossthesauceboss
      @rossthesauceboss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      first gay guy too, probably

    • @mp80085
      @mp80085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ross the Boss That white dude on the bottom right had to be gay.

    • @cfhcowboy2127
      @cfhcowboy2127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LionsAllday DETROIT im not like that

  • @marcusdrop4609
    @marcusdrop4609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    Some of the guys are so desperately trying to say what's on their mind but you can see the fear in their eyes of being judged.

    • @johngalt5572
      @johngalt5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +Marcus Drop I wish I were in college today, would end up being expelled but I would say what I felt.

    • @bearling477
      @bearling477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      +Marcus Drop I like how "fuck this guy" was the only one with any shred of nut.
      Almost prophetic, his label, its what the rest of them will be saying about him after the camera stops rolling.

    • @bearling477
      @bearling477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Reggie Hathaway Triumph is a jew...i know, surprised me too.

    • @Krazykaimu
      @Krazykaimu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Reggie Hathaway You good Hitler? It's time for tea, sit down and tell me about your day.

    • @younglink309
      @younglink309 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      swipe left did not want to laugh... but he did.

  • @shahbazvegeta1454
    @shahbazvegeta1454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    The girl with glasses looked like she was gonna protest against triumph

    • @tonks78
      @tonks78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      For real! She's squirming with such discomfort it's friggin' HILARIOUS!!! 😂

    • @stewartmullings1552
      @stewartmullings1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jesus it's so sad. She really can't take a joke.

    • @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678
      @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@stewartmullings1552 she really thinks she's above everyone else

    • @frieze420
      @frieze420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She needs a safe space lol

    • @shahbazvegeta1454
      @shahbazvegeta1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frieze420 😂😂😂 hahhahah

  • @douglasmatsenguest5337
    @douglasmatsenguest5337 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    This aged incredibly well.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's not a real dog

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This joke aged like a winery

    • @HypnoSwag
      @HypnoSwag 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SnoopyReads irrelevant.

  • @dbcooper9943
    @dbcooper9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    " I said person of color " !! she was so proud of herself!!

    • @brycedavenport1252
      @brycedavenport1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      ikr. All those guys probably had the panic attacks after they thought they offended someone

    • @temudgin62
      @temudgin62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      As a "person of color" I actually really hate that term. A black person is a black person. An Asian person is an Asian person. An Arab person is an Arab person. A "person of color" is just another way of lumping all the other races together, as if it's white people vs. the others. It's okay, white kids, you can acknowledge our existence without offending us. It's only when you try to DEFINE us that it is offensive.

    • @ethancroft2560
      @ethancroft2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@temudgin62 Finally. Someone else who sees the same thing. Calling someone a person of color is essentially just saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else.

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ethancroft2560: _"saying there are two kinds of people, White people and everyone else"_
      That's the whole point of the term 'POC'

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@temudgin62
      As a person of personhood, I take issue with your repeatedly and redundantly ascribing personhood to categories of person which are by definition populated by persons of personhood.

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    This is amazing.

    • @matheusrosa94
      @matheusrosa94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +theneedledrop MALETHONY RIGHTSTANO

    • @BermanTV
      @BermanTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +theneedledrop solid 8

    • @DrunkBastard
      @DrunkBastard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +theneedledrop
      Triumphony Insultano, the phony sultan who makes fun of the triggered.

    • @alexp.4270
      @alexp.4270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +theneedledrop KEEP RESISTING COLLEGE BABYYYY!!!!!

    • @SirTriopsKing
      @SirTriopsKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anthony "Drop the Needle on The Feeble" Fantano.

  • @gi822
    @gi822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I died at the “Asian-orientation” joke

    • @msguy5877
      @msguy5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn’t get it!!?

    • @gi822
      @gi822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That Algerian Dude Hooba the term “oriental” or “orient” is a derogatory term towards Asians. So when she said “orient-tation ” he said don’t you mean “Asian-tation” to be politically correct by using “Asian” instead of “orient”

    • @Minecraftandcompany
      @Minecraftandcompany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love how he was even laughing at the joke.

    • @aeterna789
      @aeterna789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      gi822 As an asian, I never found the word “oriental” as derogatory.

    • @gi822
      @gi822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aeterna789 to each their own I guess. My friends who are Asian find it to be derogatory.

  • @Olyrous
    @Olyrous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    This comedian should get an award. This is intelligent, mature, fearless humour.

    • @ST2theEphen
      @ST2theEphen ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Triumph is the best!

    • @robblochinger986
      @robblochinger986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really is. Well said.

    • @seanmcnally5560
      @seanmcnally5560 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The incredibly talented Robert Smigel. Look him up. You've seen more of his stuff than you know.

  • @LordBoneSplitter
    @LordBoneSplitter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    2:05 "Please understand, I know I look like a dog but I identify as a shin guard!"
    That line alone broke me...

    • @amylieu6084
      @amylieu6084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why are young people so racist and homphobic??? I thought liberals were brainwashing them not to be???
      I am so confused...

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​ amy lieu These little commies in the making are not liberals.

    • @josef2861
      @josef2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sudeeptoghosh8881
      @sudeeptoghosh8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont get that

    • @LatinaKamilla
      @LatinaKamilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was funny and I’m a trans woman. I mean identify as a woman but i also look and sound and act the part and legally and physically other than the being able to have kids part. Lol regardless, i thought it was funny 😘✨

  • @recalcitrist1
    @recalcitrist1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    "I know I look like a dog, but I identify as a shin guard."
    Hahahaha

    • @tasteslikechicken1371
      @tasteslikechicken1371 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +recalcitrist1
      LOLOLOOL.....great line!

    • @joesixpack8166
      @joesixpack8166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +recalcitrist1
      Lol I'm gonna use a variation of that next time I hump a girl's leg, to wit.....
      'I know I look like a man, but I identify as a shin guard.'

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +recalcitrist1
      Next time I see a dog hump someones leg I'm gonna say that about it because that line is priceless.

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joe Hazelwood Remember, It will only work on liberals.

    • @joesixpack8166
      @joesixpack8166 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kermit The Boss
      Good point, Kerm ;)

  • @Fr33manTV
    @Fr33manTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    That social experiment was soooooo good. They could NOT say anything about him. Hilarious!

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How do you argue with a dog puppet?

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    RIP the sense of humor of the next generation.

    • @marka.5135
      @marka.5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For which they'll never have a sense a humor anytime soon or in the foreseeable future, as basically they're future is f*cked.

    • @citizensnipz3760
      @citizensnipz3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think things like this alternate to extremes. This generation had no sense of humor. The next gen version will. It's probably because humanity's respirators nature

    • @ark4710
      @ark4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      of usa only.

    • @ark4710
      @ark4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Snarick Klash you won't get called racist if you aren't racist. being PC is the cowardly move of showing everyone that you aren't racist. did you see those faces when triumph made those jokes. that's fear. these teens aren't self-respecting.
      Imagine you have tons of black friends and they know you well. now if you say something even remotely racist, those friends, they know you're all right, they know what you mean and what you didn't mean.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are making some pretty funny jokes, though, in this video. I didn't know that PC people made up weird funny none sense. I mean, I have seen about them on South Park but I thought that was a joke. South Park is a good teacher.
      Long ago, maybe 20 y ago, I had heard of scientology but I didn't know anything about it and I had better things to do. Then, I saw the South Park episode about Xeno and I just had to learn more about scientology. Right now, I am concentrating on mormonism. These are cute little american religions.

  • @rlancia3
    @rlancia3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2487

    It's painful to watch how uptight these people are.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      That's what passes for "intellectualism" on college campuses today. Whoever can self censor the most.

    • @robertferguson7804
      @robertferguson7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @christobanistan
      You are 100% correct.

    • @worldatmyfingertips7764
      @worldatmyfingertips7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yup! Could have been doing this skit interviewing the chairs they were sitting on, instead of them, the chairs would have shown more signs of life, emotions, etc.

    • @ls.campana
      @ls.campana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      😂😂😂it’s amazing that folks STILL don’t know they’re in on it.

    • @ThePooppantsman
      @ThePooppantsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its not uptight its brain washed.

  • @88SLLS
    @88SLLS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "You unwashed diminutive victim of job alternative deprivation". Best part

    • @friggingbomb88
      @friggingbomb88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      did you just call me a hooker?

    • @mp80085
      @mp80085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True, and it was with my favoritely named guy, "Swipe Left."

    • @jamesandciri
      @jamesandciri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They all were triggered

    • @colin4758
      @colin4758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the clarification is important

    • @BLACKzj52
      @BLACKzj52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude turning red from suppressed laughter about killed me.

  • @JudoChopCowboyKO
    @JudoChopCowboyKO 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    And here we are 7 years later....Triumph's piece even more relevant.

  • @guygardner8308
    @guygardner8308 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    They should be showing this video at DEI "trainings".

  • @hoosiernative9668
    @hoosiernative9668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    This is comedy gold!! He used their logic and turned it against them. Genius 😂

    • @anthonylundquist1844
      @anthonylundquist1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Logic" might not be the right word.

    • @mralexthe2
      @mralexthe2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anthonylundquist1844 its the right word by definition

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      See how funny the world is if you just throw away the wokeism.

    • @williamrich7638
      @williamrich7638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He certainly did. He demonstrated to them the insanity of that way of thinking, But alas, none of them realized it.

    • @Rob-metoo527
      @Rob-metoo527 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's making fun of them, he didn't turn against them.

  • @WasatchGarandMan
    @WasatchGarandMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    My fucking sides are gone. Thank you based Triumph

    • @michaelmusashi7906
      @michaelmusashi7906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Overwatch You ain't kidding. These kids just had their whole world "pooped on!" Best comic skit of the decade!

    • @pneumatic00
      @pneumatic00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You can see why comics don't go to colleges any more. Their sense of humor is completely shot!

  • @SkippyOnMeBalls
    @SkippyOnMeBalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    it's amazing how America went from American pie to this just within 20 years.

    • @paullangland6877
      @paullangland6877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES!!!! That's insane too. I recall I was 11 or 12 when that first movie came out. It was the edgiest raunchy teen comedy for it's time. I think my classmates in middle school were quoting that movie and talking about all the funny scenes. For the longest time, I think that was the movie that set the bar for other comedies to reach up too for at least maybe 5 years or so until we got even more edgier movies.

    • @josef2861
      @josef2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best coment ever! Sooooo true. No liberty anymore

    • @adybli36
      @adybli36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We still get movies like that, it’s just not mainstream. There is no money in that stuff anymore, you can thank the parents who coddle their kids until 30.

    • @paullangland6877
      @paullangland6877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adybli36 Which is upsetting because those are the movies that I want to pay to watch and they are barely advertised now.

    • @polloloco2307
      @polloloco2307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      American pie was super rapey tho. I'm not PC I know whatsup tho lol

  • @wiggy8912
    @wiggy8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “Swipe left” may be at the wrong college. He should probably find another college with students who also have a sense of humor.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      These kids are all actually in the school comedy club that merged with the suicidally depressed club.

  • @ImJakeSrsly
    @ImJakeSrsly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Brave of Robert Smigel to enter a laughter-vacuum.

  • @PokeSearch
    @PokeSearch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    " i said person of color" 10:00
    It's so sad that she was seriously still trying not to offend someone.

    • @johngoodman5976
      @johngoodman5976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same thought, she is so offensive she should live in the streets

    • @HoneyMike
      @HoneyMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@johngoodman5976 she said person of size

    • @achtungbaby91u26
      @achtungbaby91u26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HoneyMike no she said person of color

    • @HoneyMike
      @HoneyMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@achtungbaby91u26 7:43 weird, she said person of size here

    • @achtungbaby91u26
      @achtungbaby91u26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@HoneyMike I'll be honest, I didn't check to confirm. I just wanted to disagree with you

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I identify as a shin guard" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @josef2861
      @josef2861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bassreeves2410
    @bassreeves2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    girl:"first year orientation"
    triumph:" shouldn't you say first year asiantation?"

  • @alicereader
    @alicereader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    My god, they are so afraid to laught or say anything, even those who are really have fun with the dog.

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's because *they are ALL PUSSIES.*

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, they will get blackballed for life if they drop their guard....it's like Scientology

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flyboy16 seriously, if you watch vids of ppl who protest $ci for any length of time, they get attacked just Antifa attacks

    • @bugtussle5720
      @bugtussle5720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the only one who really had fun with the dog was the one who got humped

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's obvious that the students wanted to describe the black guy as an Asian older female that had a problem gaining weight and was shy in public.

  • @katten838
    @katten838 8 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Can't stiumph the Triumph

    • @eatsfreesamplesatcostcolea8063
      @eatsfreesamplesatcostcolea8063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Triumphception

    • @dainevineyard
      @dainevineyard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Mullerornis it's called humor - but i guess that kind of thing gets lost on some folks with inflated egos and fragile sensibilities

    • @Tyrendeth
      @Tyrendeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mullerornis No, he's just calling you and those like you out on your obvious hypocrisy. Everything you base your reality on is a lie and any exposure to the real world, like this proves it in short order.

  • @beaupeterson188
    @beaupeterson188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “He was a person of size.”
    “What size?”
    “SIZE.”

  • @captainsmoke1612
    @captainsmoke1612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Since I learned proper english I finally understand this dog and he's freaking hilarious. Dude is sharp as a razor. lol

  • @robertmitchell7133
    @robertmitchell7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    "I would love to break up the big banks"
    "Then how are you going to access your parent's money?"
    I hope they got the proper medical attention for those sick 3rd degree burns.

    • @calumconkie8094
      @calumconkie8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't worry, sounds like their parents could afford it ;P

    • @MrJackPeppers
      @MrJackPeppers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think we shouldn't mistake PC culture with being anti-monopolies/oligopolies. Funny how many people who think of themselves as free market proponents don't see the issues of having gigantic multinationals who can get away with anything these days and have the power to Trump government (pun intended). People like to say government is corrupt and they want "smaller" government. Well I do agree with that but I don't understand how the same people who say that don't look or criticize as much the big companies responsible for corrupting government. Companies who are actually undermining the free market they so much preach by getting rid of competition as well as stiffling true innovation (so I heard iPhone 305 is launching next year eh??). A joke is a joke when it highlights something true that is often ridiculous, like the fact that PC culture is based on so many irrationalities and nonsensical thinking. And we laugh when he shows us that. Now what Triumph said about big banks was an attempt of a joke, that since isn't actually true, didn't make me laugh. Not offended by it of course. Just wasn't funny to me.

    • @yerocnevets0m3ga
      @yerocnevets0m3ga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrJackPeppers do you think someone is going to read all that??? lol

    • @dopemangotem8964
      @dopemangotem8964 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah reason they all like this. Grew up in a rich area never really seen nothing bad that's why people who grow up in a low poverty area are actually more human they the was that can stand in a room of people and still be they selfs

  • @TheOKTerrificable
    @TheOKTerrificable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Y'know when I saw Triumph insult a bunch of Star Wars nerds, they laughed.

    • @tinman3586
      @tinman3586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That one was epic and they were all good sports about it too!

    • @jdw99
      @jdw99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +TheOKTerrificable Half these kids can't even figure out that they are the butt of the jokes.

    • @burlong01
      @burlong01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheOKTerrificable The Narc laughed at the "Orient"ation joke.

    • @galaxytraveler5779
      @galaxytraveler5779 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JamesStarkweather Lmao

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...yeah the netds were cosplay actors
      ...I doubt these kids were acting, they showed their real selves.

  • @GreggyZ
    @GreggyZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is basically a case study on the very strange time we are living in

  • @Valentinathevamp
    @Valentinathevamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This was super hilarious🤣! I don’t understand how any of the students didn’t burst out with laughter. There’s no way I could have listened to all that without laughing.

    • @ronalddobis6782
      @ronalddobis6782 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Zoomers have zero sense of humor.

  • @markjames5499
    @markjames5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "He's a person of size."

    • @bushmg1061
      @bushmg1061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lucky Luke What?

  • @ItsMcDude
    @ItsMcDude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    1:05 - that chick got triggered by the trigger warning.

    • @RemedialRob
      @RemedialRob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +ItsMcDude I'm pleasuring myself to her triggering right now...

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Robert “RemedialRob” Tracy TRIGGERED

    • @BurningChrome
      @BurningChrome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Robert “RemedialRob” Tracy I bet she's tighter than a mouse's ear! hahaha!

    • @farche2
      @farche2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ItsMcDude her eye-rolls were kind of charming

    • @AndyFromBeaverton
      @AndyFromBeaverton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +ItsMcDude She was looking for a 'safe space' but couldn't locate one.
      I'm sure all their parents are so proud of the six figure education these children are receiving.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That “Oh, God!”/“higher deity” line kills me every time!!

  • @adammwalch
    @adammwalch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is the second time I've watched this video, and I am even more certain that it is utterly brilliant

  • @dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916
    @dominiquepowell-saidykhan2916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    They don't know how to react which makes it even more hilarious...

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Legend has it they're still waiting for programming...

    • @Skorczman13
      @Skorczman13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were immediately offended and confused at the same time after he asked how to describe the very flamboyant black man

    • @sthcproductions
      @sthcproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best part is, you can see that they want to laugh.

    • @darmoforeelz5857
      @darmoforeelz5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Old Iron it really does seem like they are afraid to laugh in expectations of how their fellow classmates would react and shame them, so instead of doing what comes naturally they force themselves to not have fun, oh what a sad world it must be for a sjw = /

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope some of the less brainwashed among them took a good lesson from that day.

  • @NeoTechni
    @NeoTechni 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I'm impressed the kids went along with it, instead of ruining it

    • @aybanpali
      @aybanpali 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      There were a lot of camera cuts.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @jackbandit2114
      @jackbandit2114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol wait til the twitter mob gains steam and the list of demands are made.

    • @nodiggity4283
      @nodiggity4283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Techni Myoko well that's cause they too insecure to get into a confrontation on tv

    • @the_echoYT
      @the_echoYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Techni Myoko You can tell that they weren't comfortable having their dogma challenged.
      After the sketch artist, those two guys CRUMBLED, fumbling to find the right thing to say. How long would it have taken them to actually respond? Would they ever respond?
      The only one in the group who seemed entirely unfazed and in order was the center girl in the glasses. My perception of a higher deity only knows how lacking she is in individual thought.

  • @nonadmoon
    @nonadmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I swear to god when my son goes to college, I will show him this video every week to make sure he doesn't join the gang of social justice warriors who are more concerned about HOW THEY ARE PERCEIVED in society than how they can actually fight for justice.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better to send your kid to West Point military accademy.

    • @windwhipped5
      @windwhipped5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Self paranoia will destroya..😁

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theyre little children. they have no idea what they are talking about.
      getting lectured on what words I can use by some snot nose ? colleges
      are graduating kids that can barely read and write but they have video games
      and social media down cold. they know nothing.

  • @deepspace812
    @deepspace812 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love it when Robert Smigel breaks character because what he is saying is so funny he can't contain himself.

  • @MelanieAnneAhern
    @MelanieAnneAhern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    The stifled laughs make this all the better.

    • @lordstinson8095
      @lordstinson8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      For a second, I thought you were the "trigger warning" girl from this video.

    • @TheNinjaPicker
      @TheNinjaPicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw that a few times, pretty sad how scared or brainwashed they are

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lordstinson8095 the "trigger warning girl" is *Kayleigh Kane*

    • @CheeseForMyKnees
      @CheeseForMyKnees 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Smith What's up bro?

    • @doedicurus
      @doedicurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Smith It's understandable when you consider the culture of prestige around liberal arts colleges. By displaying themselves as socially conscious, they earn brownie points in their community.

  • @verypoliticalhonkey2666
    @verypoliticalhonkey2666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3809

    I guarantee the girl with no sense of humor will tell you she's 'the funny one' in her group of friends.

    • @GrexTheCrabasitor
      @GrexTheCrabasitor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      you mean all of them?

    • @scottrose4537
      @scottrose4537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It is STAGED!

    • @mtnnoel63
      @mtnnoel63 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      The sad thing is , it's not staged . This shit is on most campuses ...

    • @galept
      @galept 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      +Mtn Noel No it's not. I guarantee he asked to meet with the College Democrats club. By that I mean this is not representative of entire college bodies as a whole. He knew he could get the responses he wanted if he asked for the most liberal-minded group on campus

    • @citizen1114
      @citizen1114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I guarantee that she IS the funny one in her group.

  • @broadcastmadnesss
    @broadcastmadnesss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I've voted for the left in Europe all my life. If I had been to college with a crowd like this, I believe I would have become the most conservative person in the world. This is beyond depressing.

    • @htruman
      @htruman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They make us on The Left Look bad. But Don;t forget the Right can be just as PC.

    • @htruman
      @htruman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sean Hollander They were actor?

    • @htruman
      @htruman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sean Hollander Oh, that's a relief. Thank you Sean. Stay safe.

    • @cesaredibambinolo3439
      @cesaredibambinolo3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time to update your mind then. Fool

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sean Hollander ahhh thankyou

  • @guygardner8308
    @guygardner8308 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching this video at the end of 2023 is even more funny than it was then.

  • @elmapachevevo
    @elmapachevevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Who's your non gender specific male authority figure?
    *WHO'S YOUR NON GENDER SPECIFIC MALE AUTHORITY FIGURE?*

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The question detonates a truth nuke in their brain...just like in the wonder years.

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I haven't seen this level of genius comedy ever before.

    • @andrealee8561
      @andrealee8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its brilliant 😅😅😅😄

    • @listentocky1
      @listentocky1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh youre missing out on old and gold comedy

    • @TheDeastman13
      @TheDeastman13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      are you FROM New Hampshire? i keeeeeeed! i keeeeeed!

  • @fouad1224
    @fouad1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had these types of people in my liberal college, they couldn't have a normal honest conversation about anything because they had so many guards up

  • @dennisneikes7215
    @dennisneikes7215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love it when Triumph starts to laugh at his own sarcasm mid sentence. Lightning fast wit!

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Having them talk to a police sketch artist was classic

  • @NPORT1981
    @NPORT1981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Lol, watching the thin skinned woman in glasses get offended was too funny.

    • @kropking
      @kropking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +TheEmanExperience
      I'd like to slam my throbbing meat staff in her juicy little fur box.

    • @mlwwlm8243
      @mlwwlm8243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +NPORT1981 Her name is "Barista for life". Have a little respect, bro.

    • @scottdaniels8129
      @scottdaniels8129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +MLW WLM
      Looking forward to being blamed for Barista's inability to get a better job. It won't that she didn't attain marketable abilities or critical thinking skills. It won't be that she paid good money just for the ability to regurgitate the world view of her professors. It's the patriarchy.

    • @purpandorange
      @purpandorange 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +NPORT1981 She was cute though, and her speech wasn't to bad for someone with autism.

    • @mattjones5140
      @mattjones5140 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +purpandorange Her career is to get married and birth 3-4 kids and have them the natural way out the vagina.

  • @Apple_Teck
    @Apple_Teck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Even if this is only half true, we are sooo doomed.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah...remember that Stalone movie "demolition man" where he wakes up in a dystopian politically correct future society...at least the future woke had 20 x the sense of humor than these stiffs.

    • @seasontotasty
      @seasontotasty ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toldyouso5588 These are actors and members of the local college comedy club. They’re in on the joke, dumbfuck.

  • @DBRising
    @DBRising 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'd like to have Triumph interview them all today.

  • @donpauliewalnuts3787
    @donpauliewalnuts3787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    That lesbian in the back DID NOT like the lesbian jokes 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nou9187
      @nou9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SHE IDENTIFIES AS 😂

    • @stephencombs3971
      @stephencombs3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3:08

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jabba the Flannel Lesbian hates everyone.

    • @Valentinathevamp
      @Valentinathevamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XxChickenPukexX 👈🏾I saw that too🤣

    • @billoetjen
      @billoetjen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably self-identifies as a trans-man, which of course doesn't exist.

  • @maxrice6990
    @maxrice6990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    funny thing is the sketch actually did resemble the black guy; lmao

    • @johnbonham4380
      @johnbonham4380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That was the intention...

    • @SkullScoper
      @SkullScoper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +John Bonham do you like led Zeppelin, jk, I was just wondering

    • @tekkt54
      @tekkt54 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      eritrean music.com

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They all look alike.

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The artist knew what the guy looked like beforehand, genius....

  • @sparkytdg
    @sparkytdg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And I was listening to Richard Pryor albums at 10...

  • @jonathanmcvay5779
    @jonathanmcvay5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    These young people haven’t learned the value of self-deprecating humour.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call in their teacher...start over and the mystery is solved.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They only learned self-defecation, their entire school lives to go to the bathroom by themselves... sometimes.

    • @gglf0904
      @gglf0904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is an improv group

  • @Gitfiddle
    @Gitfiddle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I think Triumph should go to every single safe space in America.

    • @kyle1235
      @kyle1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed, he should start at a Trump rally.

    • @janetandtiff
      @janetandtiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kyle1235 massive burn! Hilarious!

    • @YoureNotAlexander
      @YoureNotAlexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kyle1235: He should start where he began. At a taping of Conan.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... AND POOP ON THEM.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And obliterate it

  • @SXI96
    @SXI96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The cute young girl with the glasses is putting on an act, she was actually the leader of a comedy improv group on campus called Improv Anonymous, she's not so brainwashed after all

    • @eyescreamcake
      @eyescreamcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Don't ruin my fantasies like that

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was hoping she was the librarian....

    • @fr3shramengaming
      @fr3shramengaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Party pooper! Have you not learned anything!

    • @chaostheory2219
      @chaostheory2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm gonna need her name. She's insanely gorgeous 🥵

    • @casanovafrankenstein4193
      @casanovafrankenstein4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chaostheory2219 her name is Kayleigh Kane. She is an actress.

  • @CharlieTheNerd91
    @CharlieTheNerd91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The labels are beyond perfect. so on point!

  • @mr8883
    @mr8883 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At 10:01, she actually was proud of herself through out the whole thing, she actually thinks by admitting she said "Person of Color" was ok to him. Glad Triumph told her off. Let her know her place in life!

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When expectations are killed by reality.

  • @BigLovinB
    @BigLovinB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    To their credit, some of them were trying really hard not to laugh.

    • @mojoschmee9320
      @mojoschmee9320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To their discredit, they were refusing to after looking around at their peers and being stifled by fear of their reactions...

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More likely they were secretly snickering at the idea of stabbing Triumph in the eye with a pen...these degenerate psychos.

    • @Nope2479
      @Nope2479 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mojoschmee9320 exactly. They put themselves in a corner with all this hyper sensitivity.

    • @Dreamagain11
      @Dreamagain11 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were told to play the 'straight guy' so to speak. The sketch works because they are acting so self serious.

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "I still don't understand. Could someone mansplain this to me" LOL. It's like he changed the whole meaning of the word to mean "to explain better"

    • @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678
      @pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also a woman explaining something that is about men would actually be considered woman-splaining by their own definition

    • @mrace1180
      @mrace1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pierrecausemybladdersempty1678 I thought mansplaining was explaining something you don't actually know

    • @cBodhi
      @cBodhi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrace1180 it's a ridiculous term that some insecure women use to emasculate, insult, and dismiss mens thoughts; it isnt a term with 1 definition, it will be applied in any scenario a women wants to put the man down.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The right word for it is moronic...splaining, so there ! Gender nuetral right?

    • @mrace1180
      @mrace1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toldyouso5588 I guess you are female xD

  • @GamerplayerWT
    @GamerplayerWT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The police sketch artist piece was awesome.

  • @paulwangler
    @paulwangler ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He needs to do another one of these

  • @mbdtw
    @mbdtw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    They look mortified and that's hilarious.

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These are superb jokes. Too bad they don't get it.

    • @michaelscott5468
      @michaelscott5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@louistournas120 this was literally an improv group, you’re just incredibly gullible lol

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelscott5468 No man. This group was real.

    • @michaelscott5468
      @michaelscott5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@louistournas120 I literally go to UNH, no it isn’t….

    • @andrewokamoto
      @andrewokamoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@louistournas120 haha you believed it was real hahahah

  • @puma21puma21
    @puma21puma21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Lost it at "swipe left"

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +puma21puma21 phrase used to describe your acceptance of something. The term was originally a reference to the Tinder app. On Tinder, swiping right means you approve of a male/female after judging them by a few picture and a short bio. "Swipe right" can be used anytime you make a good choice or approve of something.

    • @evathegrand
      @evathegrand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +RickCleek what? he knows?!

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +RickCleek The OP's "Lost it" means "Cracked up," not "Lost the plot."

    • @MrDonjelly
      @MrDonjelly 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RickCleek thank you

    • @Naza_SS
      @Naza_SS 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +puma21puma21 i don't get it

  • @fasteddylove-muffin6415
    @fasteddylove-muffin6415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A few commenters saying, these are members of the University's improv club. Perhaps...sure doesn't look that way to me. I could be wrong.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are in bad need of improv'ement.

  • @RichardSkolek
    @RichardSkolek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a longtime Triumph fan, I have to point out that even when he absolutely eviscerates someone, they usually laugh at themselves. College students? Almost nothing.

    • @rickg8015
      @rickg8015 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s the reason most Stand-up comics quit doing the college circuit..

  • @roysreceptive
    @roysreceptive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Just thought people would be interested in the name tags from Left to Right:-
    Top: Pube Shaver, Renaissance Groupie, Caution: Will Sue, Not Out Yet, LGBLT, Mr. Lunchable, Swipe Left
    Bottom: Narc, Cat Video Reviewer, JV Drake, Barista for Left, Slurpee Inside, Future Psycho Nanny and Fuck This Guy.

    • @peterplaysbass
      @peterplaysbass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LGBLT, LOL

    • @ptkk21
      @ptkk21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its Barista for LIFE

    • @tmfprodu6247
      @tmfprodu6247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the tag said Barbie for life 😂

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TARDS they are all TARDS

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toldyouso5588 you are trying to troll on a half a decade old comment...please stop...it's sad!

  • @suyo3380
    @suyo3380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    We're all doomed. Imagine these people at a crime scene.

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These people are a crime scene!

    • @iammaximus614
      @iammaximus614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sushiyoda
      Or in Leadership 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @seanomanary5691
      @seanomanary5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The true crime here is there parents!!

    • @whattowatchrightnow
      @whattowatchrightnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, imagine them in charge. G-d help us.

  • @NoNo-ng9sl
    @NoNo-ng9sl ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was the start of "wokeness" by Gen Z. And ppl laughed it off......now this is where we are.

  • @tarzz25qwe
    @tarzz25qwe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is one of the funniest comic skit I've ever seen, I've probably watched it like 10 times at least

  • @j.yumuraj2880
    @j.yumuraj2880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I'm going to start using the word "vagsplain"

    • @TheEmanExperience
      @TheEmanExperience 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Stracchan J same here that was awesome

    • @TheEmanExperience
      @TheEmanExperience 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stracchan J I'm going to use it right now Vagsplain

    • @kermitthetoad9093
      @kermitthetoad9093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Mikey Motorpsyche no man that's gender equality, feminists want to be the dominant gender and have males as fuck slaves in their dungeons where they can never disagree or say anything the lesbians find offensive again.

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Stracchan J In my mind that is when a woman tries to claim validity to her statement because of her gender.

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kermit The Boss I categorize myself as a feminist...........radical feminists are bat shit crazy.

  • @Arguingfish
    @Arguingfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I am a potato and those kids triggered me

    • @numskully
      @numskully 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So unique.....

    • @Arguingfish
      @Arguingfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +numskully yes unique very very unique

    • @numskully
      @numskully 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +My life is potato I would hate to live your life. Enjoy welfare!

    • @Arguingfish
      @Arguingfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +numskully are you triggered?

    • @Arguingfish
      @Arguingfish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Mr.trump I am an immigrant working for you :0

  • @3th4nP31ff3r
    @3th4nP31ff3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    America needs its sense of humor back.

  • @jurrasicpig2426
    @jurrasicpig2426 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live how triumph made those college students so uncomfortable

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    No sense of humor. What did these kids expect when they agreed to an interview with a puppet Rottweiler called the Insult Comic Dog?!?!

    • @TERRELLTURNER1999
      @TERRELLTURNER1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LAME

    • @ehunterj64
      @ehunterj64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thing is they didn't. I go to the school and these kids were told that this was going to be a paid acting job for college students. They never did what they told they would be doing and never were paid.

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      jhj111 Okay, so once they DID see that it was an interview with a puppet Rottweiler named Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, perhaps they could have tried to relax and have a sense a humor about it?

    • @ehunterj64
      @ehunterj64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lisvender But this stuff isn't really stuff for them to laugh about here. Don't get me wrong, i'm all for little jokes, but they sat them there for an hour and insulted them and what they stood for. The point of the "Bias policy" (I personally have no idea what we even call it to be honest) Is to avoid making all the types of jokes in the video. "Relax[ing] and having a sense of humor about it" defeats the purpose of the policy in the first place, a policy the students support and agree to follow.

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      jhj111 So you're saying they choose not to laugh at themselves? Seems awfully uptight to me. By sitting there stone-faced, as if trying to make their point to a brick wall, they damage their own cause. They appear less interested in improving society (humor can do a lot in that department), and more interested in looking morally superior to others.

  • @InflatableConan
    @InflatableConan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    Which one's the puppet?

  • @jaywilley955
    @jaywilley955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you. Unbelievably wonderful.

  • @ICK69
    @ICK69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have watched almost all triumph videos old and new. This one will be the most memorable and funniest

  • @HunterZolomon
    @HunterZolomon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    1:08 The look on that girl's face after Triumphs "...pleasure himself..."
    Pure gold.

    • @FikiFirmansyah
      @FikiFirmansyah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dumb cutie

    • @WarofThoughts
      @WarofThoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was really nasty. I feel bad for her.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WarofThoughts don't worry i will Spank get lightly and call her a Good Girl tonight

    • @503945158
      @503945158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@avinotion Too bad you can't.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...one you she have dog ride her back, she can't turn back.

  • @nomonkeysleftbehind8752
    @nomonkeysleftbehind8752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    You can see the fear in there eyes of being judged for saying wrong thing and being tossed out of there peer group. This was very funny but the actual fear in there eyes I never seen before in a Triump's video.

    • @lordmaynard5237
      @lordmaynard5237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Raze Fan We've unleashed the blueballing Faminazi prudes on your young lads via the public school system - expect more and more 'Caitlyn' Jenner types in the future...

    • @nomonkeysleftbehind8752
      @nomonkeysleftbehind8752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raze Fan
      Interesting as a Russian I assume she not familiar with are history or what period in Russian history saw the largest expansion and wars. It was under our Empress Catherine the Great. I wonder what this teacher or PC people would thinking knowing women make best snipers or other specialize combat roles. My grandmother served in Eastern front and Manchuria in the infantry. She brought much honor and glory to my family and bloodline. Is this a common practice in American schools? I grew up lectures on depressing Russian poetry and literature and about understanding importance of sacrifice and duty. I also assume our ballroom dancing between male and females will be offensive for following gender standards.

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nomonkeysleftbehind Oh. So that's what that was. I thought they were just constipated.

    • @grahamwellington6556
      @grahamwellington6556 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nomonkeysleftbehind So true, and you know the other fuckers are just waiting for someone to trip up so they can throw them under the bus. Leftist politics is 75% social posturing, especially for whites.

    • @edthesecond
      @edthesecond 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Graham Wellington Thank you, sir. If the right has become the tea party, the left has become the twee party, in which the only things that matter are looking good and feeling warm and fuzzy. That's why they love rescuing shelter kittens.

  • @yurichang3056
    @yurichang3056 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is truly genius... it's like a behavior experiment

  • @LIT70
    @LIT70 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need Triumph now more than ever

  • @danieldickerson7143
    @danieldickerson7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    are we gonna let it go that the sketch artist actually drew a picture that looked just like the dude lol

    • @banjopink4409
      @banjopink4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No. That's also inexcusable!

    • @Thatguyujustmet
      @Thatguyujustmet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So all black people look alike huh? Is that it?

    • @sandos101
      @sandos101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was part of the act

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, look the face sketch was of a mostly white dude, insulting...joke.

    • @infamous9962
      @infamous9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That didn't look nothing like'em he was an attack helicopter

  • @BERSERK263
    @BERSERK263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    It's actually sad how most these kid's lack a sense of humor

    • @llamasalpacas1
      @llamasalpacas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Metalbear 81 they are laughing and being good sports about it. Calm down friend.

    • @BERSERK263
      @BERSERK263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@llamasalpacas1 not really, they so uptight, and not even that knowledgeable about it, so afraid to offend

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I would say that's the biggest problem: if you can't laugh at yourself, how do you expect people to respect your opinions? You have to recognize your own fallibility before you can tell other people how to behave.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@onlyrevolutions2010 thats crazy, you found proof they are funny or die interns? thats amazing

    • @messer21
      @messer21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or just any sense lol

  • @artificial-intelligence5753
    @artificial-intelligence5753 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this was made 8 years ago and still relevant today, lol, where is triumph now? I missed him

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just love the dudes holding in their laughter.

  • @MrJeffinLodi
    @MrJeffinLodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    What's so funny is that they don't even realize how silly it is.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a truth nuke was detonated in their brains and they were in shock as their beliefs were vaporised.

  • @stclemmons1969
    @stclemmons1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "I think we should break up the big banks"....Then how are you going to access your parents money? *_THE_* summation of these idiots.

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Uh, small banks? Duh.

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RandomTXDude210 I was quoting the vid. Duh.

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stclemmons1969 I'm joking with you. Duh.

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RandomTXDude210 Well then I guess I misunderstood. Duh. ;)

    • @RandomTXDude210
      @RandomTXDude210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No worries, my sarcasm is often misunderstood. Think I might be the problem.

  • @jaysonmcewen4056
    @jaysonmcewen4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he often starts off ... calm, quiet, measured ...
    Then ...

  • @BrandoCalrissian82
    @BrandoCalrissian82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s genius how he turned those idiots against each other. “Caution: I Will Sue You” and “Swipe Left” stickers were amazing.

  • @TriteNight1218
    @TriteNight1218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    This video proves why comedy is important. This is one of the most brilliant pieces of political satire I've ever seen. He single handedly annihilated the absurdity and illogicality of the regressive left better than any other person I've heard on the subject, and these students didn't even seem to realize what was happening (assuming they're not actors, but they seemed genuine). This should be shown on every Ivy League campus in America.

    • @oriolesfan61
      @oriolesfan61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Those students had a higher IQ than all Trump supporters combined

    • @647vman
      @647vman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I love how he roasts the left extremes and the right extremes equally. Its hilarious to anyone how realizes that there are valid points on both sides

    • @djmussy18
      @djmussy18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I identify as a carrot and I’m offended

    • @EnigmaticDecay
      @EnigmaticDecay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oriolesfan61 Is that the best you could come up with? Doesn't say much for your own IQ.

    • @HSPTheShow
      @HSPTheShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      u already lost i think

  • @DojoMuppet
    @DojoMuppet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    All these kids are gonna be unemployed

    • @titotest-icletesticalman5040
      @titotest-icletesticalman5040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +DojoMuppet yep, every single one

    • @DojoMuppet
      @DojoMuppet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Clockman especially the chicks

    • @tfgward7889
      @tfgward7889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +DojoMuppet We can only hope. May none of them turn into a Melissa Click poisoning campus for years and years

    • @user-xz4hn5zu1f
      @user-xz4hn5zu1f 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +DojoMuppet But they watch Broad City and think they fit right into society. A TV Show created by two absolutely intelligent street smart NYC comics.

    • @dougtaylor2803
      @dougtaylor2803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +DojoMuppet Sadly, in Canada these kids would be IDEAL candidates for civil servant jobs and our idiot Prime Minister, Justin Bieb.., I mean Trudeau, would proudly give them all government paid positions.The Premier of Ontario (Premier is essentially equivalent to a Governor) Kathleen Wynne, a radical lesbian feminazi would be thrilled to get these dopes in her employ. We are truly screwed.

  • @comiskey2005
    @comiskey2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I’ve seen the future...and it is humorless. Those kids are so sadly uncomfortable.

    • @davidsavage9543
      @davidsavage9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The most hilarious thing about this is, New Hampshire is like 97% white. They're trying so hard to scare away minorities who just want to be treated equally and not like side-show freaks.

    • @toldyouso5588
      @toldyouso5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      miserable

    • @lcfflc3887
      @lcfflc3887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They had been told that everything is offensive

    • @windwhipped5
      @windwhipped5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the female first row, second from the right, is fairly secure..I think her ole man might be an attourney maybe..😁

  • @enginkazanci4727
    @enginkazanci4727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How she says "nooohhh..." at the end is simply legendary...This Triumph thing is simply beyond genious...crazy good

  • @belensundberg3924
    @belensundberg3924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    lmfao that girl that answered the trigger warning question is so triggered

  • @HTML199
    @HTML199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    oh man that one white girl with the glasses was getting soooo salty it was hilarious when you see her reaction

    • @Lightitupp1
      @Lightitupp1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +gamerteen2013 TRIGGERED!!1!1!

    • @Lightitupp1
      @Lightitupp1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uuriu You triggered?

    • @hwekfhdskhd
      @hwekfhdskhd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think you meant, "The young Caucasian woman with sight impairment did not find the jokes at her expense humorous"

    • @DeutscherBadBoy1981
      @DeutscherBadBoy1981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      legitimetely triggered

    • @God001111
      @God001111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lightitupp1 being triggered is when a rape victim sees something related to rape and they have flashbacks to that traumatic incident. what you did is piss me off with your fucking zombie-brain ineptitude

  • @Anthony-zt1zs
    @Anthony-zt1zs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Looking for a safe place inside a safety school." 😆 🤣 Triumphs is awesome.

  • @jakors
    @jakors 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So refreshing to watch this. Smigel has no fear.