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  • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog sends women posing as Fox News Girls to GOP political events to ask some tough questions.
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    In Triumph's Election Special 2016, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog hits the 2016 presidential campaign trail. Viewers will be taken from Iowa to New Hampshire to South Carolina in a tenacious news-gathering journey in the heat of the primary election season. Triumph has already visited a Democratic Debate, a Tea Party Convention, and followed a string of Ted Cruz bus appearances. In addition to crashing campaign events and mocking the press for their thirst for controversy, Triumph will take on hard-hitting issues of concern to voters on each side of the spectrum.
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  • @robbhays8077
    @robbhays8077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    The fact that these fake news bits are believable is the saddest part.

    • @omariw845
      @omariw845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People are dumber than you think.

    • @if6was929
      @if6was929 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Omar Iw they're also dumber than you think!

    • @theochasid8996
      @theochasid8996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Robb Hays Yeah, like it's boarderline but you can see it happening.

    • @Banjall
      @Banjall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Robb Hays They have the same type of shows for people on the Left or you can see Mark Dice, he is the one that started it all.

    • @thebeans6534
      @thebeans6534 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Banjal cain Yeah, except those basically show the rote lack of policy knowledge, etc, not open white supremacy, racism, complete gullibility, and lack of ability to discern reality from satire. That's pretty much the forte of the Republican electorate.

  • @SilentMover95
    @SilentMover95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Stop that girl before she becomes a teacher!!

    • @MALITHA
      @MALITHA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      oh those poor 20 kids

    • @a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025
      @a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God is my lord I don’t think it’s 20 any more it’s 1

    • @kemchobhenchod
      @kemchobhenchod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think she was trying to say the spread of religion by missionaries in early colonial America could be interpreted as a form of teaching, as they 'taught' native tribes western theology and living traditions, but she could also just be dumb.

    • @ccutehoney
      @ccutehoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Find out her name and where she works also someone please buy her a dictionary and teach her how sentences work

    • @ryublanco7014
      @ryublanco7014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ccutehoney don't do that, you go do it. If you were joking, it was a sad attempt lol

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    That lady at 4:51 is so sweet! I never imagined there could be someone so sweet that even Triumph had to be nice to her.

    • @kaitlyntremain6038
      @kaitlyntremain6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Happy to see there's still decent people in the world. Seeing these people genuinely scare me.

    • @dapinderjitsingh
      @dapinderjitsingh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She has her own fan base

    • @VaffReverie
      @VaffReverie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its a bit funny that, from our camera angle its like she was trying to dodge the dog's cigarette so it doesn't hit her

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So wholesome.

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I disagree with everyone here. Don't listen to what the woman said, listen again to what the "REPORTER" said. Validation of that kind of behavior is like endorsing the actual behavior of Dubya at the expense of Americans and Truth.

  • @FMHammyJ
    @FMHammyJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    What I found amazing was how the fake reporters could keep a straight face....brilliant acting!......

    • @iratepeople455
      @iratepeople455 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FMHammyJ I kept a straight face watching the entire video...am I a brilliant actor?

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Irate know it just show you are a pissed of Drumpf supporter that is all.

    • @FMHammyJ
      @FMHammyJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I support Trump....but I still have a sense of humour....

    • @anthonycampos8057
      @anthonycampos8057 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes TRUMP!!! vote for Batman

    • @wildshetentertainment1821
      @wildshetentertainment1821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iratepeople455 no but it does show that even after 4 years, nobody is on your side. 😭🤣

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    That woman was very sweet though, she deserved that hug!

    • @jorgel.castro5165
      @jorgel.castro5165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or anybody

    • @spy1965
      @spy1965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stereo-typin' in the USA Goog

    • @_TheWerewolf
      @_TheWerewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one from 4:36 to 5:44 ?

    • @kemchobhenchod
      @kemchobhenchod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can really tell how kind hearted Robert Smigel is as well from their interaction. Really struck an emotional chord to see such kindness amidst the arrogance and nonsense.

  • @Victorinox99
    @Victorinox99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "As a te- as a student that's studying to become a teacher I think it's bogus because...you know...teaching in America started off Christianity"
    WHAT THE FUCK?!

    • @alhilal1956
      @alhilal1956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The man with her was in another video so I think it's fake? I hope it's fake...

    • @myildirim
      @myildirim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It seems that these fucks are no different than those ISIS extremists in syria in terms of understanding, IQ, capacity to comprehend. Seriously curious, if usa would have the GDP per capita of syria, how would these fucks be like ?

    • @cheekzamazing6468
      @cheekzamazing6468 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Denis an
      y Yildirim EF

    • @myildirim
      @myildirim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RL JR well actually they are just consequences of low income, security, lack of government authority, etc. I'm sure americans would be more creative if they would be at the same situation, in terms of killing, screaming, committing genocide. Half minded propositions can only go that far is not it :) Eat healthy, exercise regularly and try to read a book at least per month. It will work ;)

    • @mjward7313
      @mjward7313 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you tube were jusus a chrosten?

  • @blearghbleorgh4663
    @blearghbleorgh4663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I like how Rand Paul isn't interested in talking to them. Until they say they're from Fox News.

    • @enrique5850
      @enrique5850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do you know? , there's no evidence to support your claim, he was just walking as all senators walk when they are being interrogated , the guy said "fox news" just a second right after the girl finished asking the question. If he would've said no and then after hearing about Fox news said yes you'd be right but that wasn't the case, for that natter he wasn't interested in the interview at any point, that's why he left .

    • @blearghbleorgh4663
      @blearghbleorgh4663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Armando E There's no evidence except for this video.

    • @enrique5850
      @enrique5850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bleargh Bleorgh so, no, you're not right.

    • @wildnites558
      @wildnites558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't say I blame him.

    • @Allentox
      @Allentox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He thought they might have been from fake news like CNN. Turns out it was just another fake news source though.

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    6:56 "May I ask you a question?"...
    "NO"
    "It's Fox News"....
    "ok"

    • @avedic
      @avedic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      +Evil Gary THAT was the funniest bit of this whole segment. So much truth in that....

    • @levi799
      @levi799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Evil Gary I heard "May I ask you a question?"
      "possibly.... alright, sure."
      ....

    • @enrique5850
      @enrique5850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Evil Gary he didn't say "NO" at any moment.

    • @purpandorange
      @purpandorange 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Evil Gary he didn't say no

    • @Dmanbradley
      @Dmanbradley 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +purpandorange Same difference. He was obviously going to ignore them and walk through until the guy said "Fox News" and he stopped immediately for the free (friendly) press.

  • @alicelopez130
    @alicelopez130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Aww the old lady that defended Jeb even though she wasn't voting for him!! Then she hugged the girl aaawwww! Even triumph shed a tear haha

  • @MrGrowproductions
    @MrGrowproductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Christie stuck in the chair thing freaken hilarious!

  • @adntigger71015
    @adntigger71015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love how Paul was just going to completely ignore the reporter until his assistant said "Fox News". 🤣

  • @FelipeLopez-ev5bv
    @FelipeLopez-ev5bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It’s amazing how they covered the “F” up from the “Fox” word on the mic.

    • @WindTunnelRacing
      @WindTunnelRacing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's how it's legal. Great graphics. Straddled the legal line.

    • @danielmolina3441
      @danielmolina3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Took me a minute to realize, but all the "reporters'" names end with the letter F, so it sounds like "Fox" when they are actually saying "Ox." Pretty clever.

    • @kurtreber9813
      @kurtreber9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great catch. I almost missed it at first.

    • @alessandrapirelli7040
      @alessandrapirelli7040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liberals will always outsmart FOX and the right-wing ... that's never been the challenge ... the challenge is allowing January 6th-type violence to increasingly permeate society under false First Amendment claims...

    • @OneWithManyThings
      @OneWithManyThings ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ox News 😊

  • @KillerZeli
    @KillerZeli 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Rand Paul's reaction was great.

    • @stockjonebills
      @stockjonebills 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      +Tomáš Zelenka The only honest reaction.

    • @Zed1776
      @Zed1776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      +Tomáš Zelenka Unfortunately the only R with any common sense and he is toast.

    • @buredgreyface1905
      @buredgreyface1905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Rand is the only one who paid any attention. I have doubts about democracy after having watched this, wow.

    • @brianboisguilbert6985
      @brianboisguilbert6985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Büred Greyface So did I after the last DNC debate.

    • @brianboisguilbert6985
      @brianboisguilbert6985 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Büred Greyface Bernie and Shrillary supporters have doubts about democracy too. ;)

  • @logicalfeynman963
    @logicalfeynman963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Rand Paul gave one of the few sane answers in this video.

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Arminius Oh yeah, beware the New World Order everybody! This guy here has figured it all out!
      Why the fuck would anybody care to spread poverty? Even in your twisted world view, wealthy and happy people are much easier to control.
      Diversity is nothing but the need for humans to stand by each other, no matter who they are. Now, is it working all the time? No. And are there negatives? Certainly.
      But you brainwashed tinfoil-hat wearing Racist biggot won't listen anyways

    • @MrDubstep420
      @MrDubstep420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +sk8guy36 not racist or idiotic to put country first, just because people like you desire for the American way of life to degrade into a cultural mishmash of political correctness where a person is not encouraged to integrate or become an American (or even remain dedicated to country, if so just fucking leave already... if illegal immigrants are so hard working, then why are they not willing to work hard to enter legally like everyone else who IS a legal immigrant) all candidates are the same, just because they hide it well doesn't mean they are more qualified. The racism and false idiocy has been proved wrong time and time again, you just cling to that accusation because this is all you have...

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +MrDubstep420
      you should take a trip to Sout America to learn that entering the US "correctly" is not a choice when people are forcing children to join their gangs at gunpoint and threatening their families. oh but you wouldn't know, just go back to your pristine basement and keep trickshoting plebs with dubstep420 and fucking rot.

    • @BoarhideGaming
      @BoarhideGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrDubstep420
      Haha, the _"American way of life to degrade into a cultural mishmash"_. Of all the dumb things I've heard this week, you're might just be the winner.
      The USA is nothing but a cultural mishmash of immigrants, and I don't remember a single of you guys asking any of the native tribes for legal immigration, so you're basically all illegals.
      99% of the US' population is descended from immigrants who brought their culture and threw it in the pool.

    • @MrBeatrixKiddo
      @MrBeatrixKiddo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Daniel Garcia that's why were not voting for him

  • @veritas001
    @veritas001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is too hilarious. Christie stuck in the chair had me laughing so hard I cried!

    • @alro2434
      @alro2434 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And, getting cut out while he's scarfing down pizza!

  • @kristinj3339
    @kristinj3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I have been on a Triumph binge for a week. Smigel is a genius!

  • @subarusumeragikun
    @subarusumeragikun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    She was close to breaking at 4:09 but brought it back. What a professional.

  • @mianoxid1548
    @mianoxid1548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Do you support Jeb Bush?"
    "No."
    "But yet you are defending him."
    "Of course I am." I want to hug her! We need more like her.

  • @deanosumo
    @deanosumo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Teaching in America started off Christianity" dafuk?

    • @syddasquidgaming6874
      @syddasquidgaming6874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's true, this is a christian nation

    • @syddasquidgaming6874
      @syddasquidgaming6874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nvm i misunderstood

    • @straightupballin3
      @straightupballin3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@syddasquidgaming6874 no it's not. The founding fathers themselves stated it's not founded under christianity.

    • @chippoker4307
      @chippoker4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Harvard yale, all the ivy league schools started by Christians following Jesus

    • @weldin
      @weldin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well kinda. We most certainly are not a Christian nation by law, but a lot of early education, and even some in the 20th century, taught Christianity based material.

  • @saintstorm7
    @saintstorm7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I pray for the love of God that girl doesn't become a teacher

    • @chippoker4307
      @chippoker4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harvard yale, all the ivy league schools started by Christians following Jesus

    • @jackmcfadden3982
      @jackmcfadden3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chip Poker yeah, and the United States were first colonized by the British. What’s your point?

    • @zinquips2887
      @zinquips2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God doesn't exist

    • @mollyhughes860
      @mollyhughes860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i had a teacher like her- her name was mrs hart

    • @goldenstateofmind4153
      @goldenstateofmind4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The guy and girl are paid. Seen them on other triumph vids

  • @fuzzyone99
    @fuzzyone99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Props to Rand Paul for being the only one with a normal reaction and a brain.

  • @benrifkin1981
    @benrifkin1981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Rand Paul 7:05
    "That sounds like the dumbest thing ive ever heard."

  • @theangrypickle96
    @theangrypickle96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I haven't laughed so hard in soo long seeing the senator coming out in the school chair. I have a headache now 😂🤣😂

  • @ashlynhicks3552
    @ashlynhicks3552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When the old lady said "I didn't hear what you said" that's me everyday

  • @BlueEyedSoul21
    @BlueEyedSoul21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Love that Rand Paul pretty much dismissed the question. Stupid Santorum. Lol

  • @JoseLara-sk8ij
    @JoseLara-sk8ij 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:30 First time I've seen triumph respect anybody, I'm glad he did, you can tell she's a genuinely good person.

  • @JamesHarris-
    @JamesHarris- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It's bad enough these people are voters, but what's worse some of them operate motor vehicles on public roads. :-)

    • @nopt8191
      @nopt8191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      republicans and democartics have something in common Half of both party voters are morons

    • @JamesHarris-
      @JamesHarris- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nopt8191 :On the one hand I'll agree that neither party is full of geniuses. But when you compare the difference between Hillary and Trump; Hillary is a normal politician not all clean but very capable and fit to do the job. Now compare her to Trump... I won't make a list which would be pages and pages. Not only has he shown a total lack of patriotism, but a total lack of interest in making the necessary decisions to deal with the problems before him. But it is much bigger than that; the entire GOP has abdicated their responsibilities in making laws and funding the government in a way that benefits our democracy. They are all Trump enablers. The House gave them the chance to rid the country of this orange nightmare but they chose party over country. Everyone (the voters) knew this was going to happen well in advance of the election, yet they went to the polls and Trump won. And the entire world gasped! For comparison I can't really think of a left-wing equivalent but I seriously doubt you'll ever see some drugged up hippy burnout winning the Democratic nomination and going onto win the Presidency. So in my opinion I judge the GOP with the most morons and in 2016 that included a lot of independents as well. :-)
      Let's just hope enough of those moderates have seen the light and will vote to return our country back to something resembling normal again.

  • @sayonee3056
    @sayonee3056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Moment when she said "i am aiming to become a teacher and that's bogus" makes me never want to take my future children to public schools.

  • @belligerentnature
    @belligerentnature 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The ending with Christie had me DYING!!

  • @amisner2k
    @amisner2k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Starting at 5:04, that lady is amazing. That's the kind of humanity I like to see. :)

  • @samk4911
    @samk4911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Let's include all religions,
    "THAT'S SO DIVISIVE!"
    *Seems legit*

    • @FlorentPlacide
      @FlorentPlacide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In France we're even more inclusive : the State doesn't recognize any religion. It doesn't fall to the State to say if God(s) exists or not. When you swear something you do it on something everybody can relate to and what makes us a nation : citizenship and people sovereignty.

    • @drsomeone1
      @drsomeone1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FlorentPlacide Then why the gov is telling people what to wear? even a woman couldn't swim because she covered her hair in open sea, even though it is normal that a woman should cover her hair in some public pools, see the hypocrisy. If it is citizenship only then the government shouldn't tell someone what to wear.

    • @FlorentPlacide
      @FlorentPlacide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@drsomeone1 The government is wrong. In France, in media and politics, there a lot of people who use "laïcité" to attack muslims. They denounce the hijab and demand its interdiction, individually attacking and insulting women. No law says what we can wear in public (except for nudity and remarks condemned otherwise). These men instrumentalize an healthy principle to spit their hatred and racism out.

    • @drsomeone1
      @drsomeone1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FlorentPlacide Actually i was expecting you to defend what the government is doing even if it was wrong and try to dehumanize muslims. (Sorry for the negative thought as this is my experience when talking to people in comments).
      I have much respect for you, you seem a person with principles.

    • @FlorentPlacide
      @FlorentPlacide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@drsomeone1 You were right to point that out. Politics in my country exhaust me because everything become confused (such as what we spoke about) It's like being in an Orwell novel. What's outrageous is that "laïcité" was invented to allow everyone to live in peace and respect. Nowadays racists and religious integrists denounce it or distort it to achieve its opposite goal. Anyway, thanks for your kind response. We tend to forget that we can have nice discussions, even with people we disagree with :)

  • @ytoverntflx
    @ytoverntflx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "as a parent I would say that .. that kind of information should come from family"....... ok ok sure

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      about "fisting", yes!
      LMAO!
      I don't even know what "fisting" is but my imagination doesn't paint a pretty picture of the potential possibilities.

  • @luisdiegors
    @luisdiegors 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He is now being comforted with pizza" I almost died hahha

  • @rfeyman3682
    @rfeyman3682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Christie stuck in the chair gag literally had me literally ROFLMAO
    Oh God my sides hurt so bad

  • @gueverdura6717
    @gueverdura6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's September 2019 and I just discovered these videos. I could watch this stuff ALL day!!

  • @janetandtiff
    @janetandtiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the most hilarious vids I have ever seen. Thank you, Robert Smigel!

  • @angelob3281
    @angelob3281 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These girls do a fantastic job. They're spot on.

  • @SaffronGrey
    @SaffronGrey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:30 That old lady in the back is adorable.

  • @Pawtooler
    @Pawtooler 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I got a belly ache from laughing so much when they got the metal grinder going and the sparks started flying but feeding him pizza to comfort him just took to much higher level!!! Thank you!!!

  • @NascarNixon
    @NascarNixon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I wish someone would comfort me with pizza.

  • @erickoontz6835
    @erickoontz6835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Rick Santorum spot was PRICELESS!!!!

    • @CCS565
      @CCS565 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesnt know what hes saying 😅

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I about died laughing over the Christie bit....
    THAT was the best way to end that

  • @ZaiLafone
    @ZaiLafone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:08 - 1:22 An example of how low quality education perpetuates itself...

  • @2xkiller
    @2xkiller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Holy SHIOT!! Carly actually had 4 supporters!! WTF!!!

  • @vallon1225
    @vallon1225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    SNL is missing out big time!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BrookeMonfort
    @BrookeMonfort 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! (she says, gasping for breath after laughing so hard)...

  • @scottlombardi4603
    @scottlombardi4603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:54 “I support him unconditionally” is how you break democracy. It doesn’t get any more dangerous than this sentiment.

  • @BuzzBroz
    @BuzzBroz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I feel like I just had a Trump enema.

    • @estevanorozco3954
      @estevanorozco3954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how so?

    • @Meda01
      @Meda01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's about to go for 4 years

  • @aliAkbarTV
    @aliAkbarTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh my God, made my day.
    Loved it

  • @Lyko941
    @Lyko941 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's the best news I've ever watched in my life 😂😂😂 thank you Triumph

  • @WindTunnelRacing
    @WindTunnelRacing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!! The End is one of the FUNNIEST Things I've Ever Seen!

  • @evanravis7013
    @evanravis7013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    in all fairness most of those people probably don't know what sterilize means

  • @awithers7
    @awithers7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Now he's being comforted with pizza!

  • @sikemo9432
    @sikemo9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was just 8,45 minutes of pure hilarious crazy! I loved it!

  • @Liferoad371
    @Liferoad371 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep up the good work Triumph!! i cant stop watching your videos

  • @rhyolite_777
    @rhyolite_777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The lady on the right at 4:34 is really adorable. She is my favorite part of this whole skit, honestly.

  • @patriciafernandez1980
    @patriciafernandez1980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    fisting pamphlets is an issue... soda came out of my nose I laughed so hard n it burns....lmao😂😂😂

  • @Salamihatten
    @Salamihatten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The lady at 4:35 has to be the niced person in the world. I can only sleep tonight due to her calm voice and reasonable voice.

  • @kurtreber9813
    @kurtreber9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Triumph with his paw over his eyes killed me! Lol

  • @Enoughsenoughnomas
    @Enoughsenoughnomas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:21 the girl is battling her own conscience.

  • @Lizzie-ve7kt
    @Lizzie-ve7kt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s also sad because that story about babies choosing their gender at birth is basically true now with people wanting little kids to choose to make a permanent transition.

  • @ThinkLascivious
    @ThinkLascivious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg... dying.
    the last one... oh hell.... can't stop laughing. got tears!

  • @tinay9491
    @tinay9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great, thanks Triumph

  • @prideventues
    @prideventues 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Thank you Mr. Trump for proving what people have said for many years about the attitude of a certain part of our electorate. When people said there was no police abuse, racism, etc., Trump has proved this wrong.

    • @alexaconrad4244
      @alexaconrad4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The hate and racism in America is unbelievable to me.

    • @prideventues
      @prideventues 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexa Vittitoe No , acttually it is believeable. Any one who is black, or another minority has had a high incidence of dealing with it, all their lives. Some have not due to circumstances, and the youth of today are so intertwined with their cultures they deal with each other as humans and race does not matter other than to celebrate each other's race. Black kids loved "Brave" about a Irish girl, and white kids have loved black culture forever. We even called an era in American history, the Jazz era. The only uniquely American musice form and created by blacks in America.
      People talk about the horror of Isis and many of the same people say racism is over blown. Just Google lynching and you will see horrors comparable and beyond what Isis has done. You see people nonchalantly showing young children how they multilated, hung and burned a black person, smiling all the time while pointing at a human body they killed. Most likely all of the multitude of people involved and looking on went to church that week, or even that same day.
      Just like people could not beleive that blacks were being treated so poorly in the south until cameras caught the dogs, water hoses, and billy clubs beating peacefull people today we are seeing the same thing. Blacks have talked about police abuse for decades and are not believed, now that video evidence is shown the same people who are deniers still say it is not abuse and the person had it coming. It is just like the German people in WWII. They are a great, smart, intelligent people and even though they saw the smoke from factories and heard the reports, because it was not happening to them they thought it could not be true.
      Now we see the truth and it actually is a good thing although it hurts the name of our nation.

    • @alexaconrad4244
      @alexaconrad4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Maurice Jones I completely agree. On a side note, I feel like my generation has become more loving and compassionate than the generation before us. When I was in the army, we didn't measure a soldier by their skin color, religion, or sexuality. Will smith said something the other day that I completely agree. Racism isn't gone, it's just being videotaped now.

    • @prideventues
      @prideventues 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, yours is the real "greatest generation". They are positive, open, and giving, so when this idea of the greatest generation comes up about people who allowed racism to florish. This generation truely is open.
      You have a pants saging tattoo'd guy singing Katie Perry, and a blue eyed blonde preppie rapping over a Drake song without thinking about it being something special, it just is how they live.

  • @user-im9xq7fp5r
    @user-im9xq7fp5r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    send me a copy of that fisting brochure, we must have been doing it wrong all these years, lol

  • @marshallross3373
    @marshallross3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, man. That was hilarious. The Christie bit in the kids chair was too funny.

  • @funder1der
    @funder1der 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I took a poop while watching this. The laughter helped push the poop out. This is a great channel. For me to poop on.

  • @AwesomeHoustonWelder-Official
    @AwesomeHoustonWelder-Official 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "He is now being comforted with pizza"

  • @kingsfan4life2
    @kingsfan4life2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was absolute pure comedic gold!

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo Good. I love the last part with Chris Christie stuck in the school desk.

  • @jacobcooper269
    @jacobcooper269 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senator Paul: "That sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever heard" walks away.. Hilarious !

  • @JohnSmith-gd9ew
    @JohnSmith-gd9ew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    And props to the show for even showing Rand Paul's sane reaction. Most media wouldn't want to give him any credit at all.

  • @DecodingDoom
    @DecodingDoom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How do you know if you're ready for fisting?"
    I DIED

  • @Tracydot3
    @Tracydot3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please have Triumph following the candidates for the rest of the election. This is hilarious. I love Triumph! More!

  • @theglenlivet12
    @theglenlivet12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing how outlandish satire comes true in 8 short years isn’t it?

  • @kicksomeup6998
    @kicksomeup6998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Did Trump's supporters lose their way back home to the trailer park or the local welfare office?

  • @cyryc
    @cyryc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like Rand Paul's response. Too bad he isn't the front-runner.

  • @syugo
    @syugo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god this ended being the BEST thing ever

  • @blognewb
    @blognewb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *I can't even survive halfway through. Off-tangent embarrassment, not even second-hand.*

  • @lumiya4596
    @lumiya4596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im becoming dumber and dumber as I watch these videos. But I watch this because of triumph

  • @roc2028
    @roc2028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this was funny as hell, LMAO! But Lord help us if the nation is filled with low information voters such as these people.

    • @GadsdenHomie1776
      @GadsdenHomie1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it seems like it's only getting worse my friend😔

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep your fake "lord" out of it. Maybe you will have actual luck.

    • @Scottocaster6668
      @Scottocaster6668 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GadsdenHomie1776 The truth in that statement is mind boggling and sad at the same time 😆

  • @rayb5527
    @rayb5527 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dawg never disappoints! lmfao

  • @Stolidwisdom
    @Stolidwisdom 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bit at the end was probably one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.

  • @ShadowAnimist
    @ShadowAnimist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this is fucking great

  • @smiller3967
    @smiller3967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't figure out what that blonde future teacher said or her fat bf said

  • @sftrajan
    @sftrajan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This whole 8 minutes was freaking brilliant, crescendoing in the Christie scene

  • @munobasho9
    @munobasho9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL, "I didn't hear what you said..."

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "...I didn't hear what you said"
    So cute.

  • @pirashik7190
    @pirashik7190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    For the love of God.......Muhammad isn't God! He's just His messenger.

    • @XEZ616
      @XEZ616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buddha is not a God either, and Yahweh is just a Hebrew name of God in the Bible. I think they did it purposefully, for a comedic effect.

    • @007bogossemre007
      @007bogossemre007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      555 To The 666 I don't think conservatards know anything about any religion other than Christianity.

    • @EricTanGH0ST
      @EricTanGH0ST 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is Lucifer considered as God ?

    • @XEZ616
      @XEZ616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Tan Most Luciferians consider Lucifer as the symbol of enlightenment. Luciferianism can be either Theistic or Atheistic, therefore some consider Lucifer as a literal deity.

    • @suvariboy
      @suvariboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rashik Hossain -- There are no gods.

  • @AdamSJarrett
    @AdamSJarrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fake Christine being removed from the school desk is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

  • @idrissamorehouse5776
    @idrissamorehouse5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    tears of joy streaming when they start feeding the pizza -holy macaroni !! *knee slappin goodness!

  • @alexcorcoran7807
    @alexcorcoran7807 8 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I'm an atheist and all but Buddha was not a god

    • @GuruRaga
      @GuruRaga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +Takei Kazushige so was Mohammad, they are just trying to make fun of how stupid Fox News is

    • @cyryc
      @cyryc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +GuruRaga Well, to be fair, Mohammed impersonated a God when he wrote the Quran (please don't jump into the pack of lies 'in-lore' saying that God actually wrote that book), so when Muslims worship the god of the Quran, they're actually worshipping Mohammed (plus, the 'pbuh' required after saying his name validates this)

    • @johnduded
      @johnduded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +GuruRaga How stupid Fox News viewers are. Fox knows exactly what they're doing.

    • @cyryc
      @cyryc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Fischer
      Umm. News flash. 98% of humans are stupid.

    • @andrewgrove1691
      @andrewgrove1691 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its just proves fox news viewers are retarded

  • @MiserableOldFart
    @MiserableOldFart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hard to tell Fake Fox from Fox Fake..

  • @TheSensfan09
    @TheSensfan09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG I was crying I was laughing so much, this piece was just mean but I love it.

  • @EmekaTalksTech
    @EmekaTalksTech 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the funniest thing is that Santorum actually believed that Trump might have said that!!!

  • @TheMagnificentSarah
    @TheMagnificentSarah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love then there's laughing in the background. Lets me know when something funny happens

    • @TheMagnificentSarah
      @TheMagnificentSarah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *when. I also love when I don't write then instead of when.

    • @cherylhooker5152
      @cherylhooker5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I find it to be a bit different,but I like it!

    • @cherylhooker5152
      @cherylhooker5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it to be a bit different,but I like it!

    • @cherylhooker5152
      @cherylhooker5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it to be a bit different,but I like it! good idea.

    • @cherylhooker5152
      @cherylhooker5152 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it to be a bit different,but I like it! good idea.

  • @goldb0y6
    @goldb0y6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    who is the girl reporter with the purple scarf?

  • @1nine89
    @1nine89 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last bit was the best haha.

  • @MrBenji44
    @MrBenji44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely cracked me up, people are so gullible, stupid and unaware!

  • @mumtazshamsee5029
    @mumtazshamsee5029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Governor Crisie stuck in chair....OMG