Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Wiener's Circle | CONAN on TBS

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  • CONAN highlight: Jack McBrayer & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog pay a visit to Chicago's infamously hostile hot dog stand.
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  • @KalinTylerFN
    @KalinTylerFN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7488

    Most under-appreciated part of this is how the workers never break eye contact with the puppet to look at the guy actually talking. That's what makes this work.

    • @jasonchavez8706
      @jasonchavez8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Puppet??? Wtf r u talking about what puppet.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@jasonchavez8706 aren't we all puppets in hands of god

    • @jasonchavez8706
      @jasonchavez8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@mx_k_ch6091 your telling me the dog is a puppet???? Ummmm ya OK 👌sure if u say so .

    • @abderrahimabderrahim6659
      @abderrahimabderrahim6659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jasonchavez8706 haha you get it

    • @joelpocalips
      @joelpocalips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jasonchavez8706 you on another level my guy.

  • @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo
    @oo0_DannyPhantom_0oo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21224

    There's trash talkers, and then there's professional trash talkers.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Now wait, please clarify as to the "professional trash talkers". Do you mean the WC staff or Triumph?? I'd say both qualify!!

    • @jinostacks
      @jinostacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      including yourself brick!

    • @garrettbonneville7866
      @garrettbonneville7866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      These people sound like me talking to my friends

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      What makes it professional is my cigar that always falls out my mouth and me humping my victims after insulting them.

    • @randomazn420
      @randomazn420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Professional haters lol

  • @stux101ksb4
    @stux101ksb4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6191

    “Do you know why you work for tips? Because no one will stick the whole thing in.” That’s one of the greatest lines of all time.

    • @fredericoterrell5160
      @fredericoterrell5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Classic!

    • @kafalotofeao462
      @kafalotofeao462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't really get it

    • @mrigendrahansdah582
      @mrigendrahansdah582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@kafalotofeao462 he is implying that during sex the males don't shove the whole thing in. They just have to work with the tips.

    • @Brinkaskfavor
      @Brinkaskfavor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That and “oh no you didn’t Graduate high school”

    • @derickennedy6278
      @derickennedy6278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ULTIMATE BURN!

  • @jeffl977
    @jeffl977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    I love this episode. That woman was a worthy opponent and a good sport. Triumph rocks the house wherever he goes.

    • @RichV20
      @RichV20 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think the Hot Dog Queen was the only to ever keep up with Triumph and result in a draw. It was a slugfest with some of the funniest slams.

    • @jeffl977
      @jeffl977 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@RichV20 Totally agree. I love that chick and the whole hardcore gang behind that counter. And the very end kills me where Triumph is snarfing out his nose and that one dude is totally pissed and his GF is laughing but she topples over.

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RichV20 i think she lost because she is a good person, so she gave up acting like the mean bi tch she isnt.

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Poochie (the main insulting lady) at the end: 'You gonna sign this tittie before you leave!' lol

    • @charleybarley914
      @charleybarley914 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I still wanna know if Jack signed that tittie

  • @eagle_ate_hawk
    @eagle_ate_hawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    "You're like Nicki Minaj minus the everything."
    Jesus.

    • @gabecandee5374
      @gabecandee5374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Idk, sounds more like a compliment to me.

    • @vonvonnie1785
      @vonvonnie1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gabecandee5374 its not

    • @makaveli6873
      @makaveli6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eagle Strike I spit out my lunchable

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He just told her she is nothing. The setup to it made it so much better. Made peace, told her he loved her. Said, she is like Nikki, and then BAM

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eagle Strike you're like Nicki Minaj - the Everything. Jesus++++Thank you for the Unsolicited close captioning. However, thankfully my hearing is top notch...

  • @deinVater9983
    @deinVater9983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9311

    " Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth "
    I died there

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Dam that sucks, because it got even better after that

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We were dead together

    • @YaBoiBrendo
      @YaBoiBrendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      “How do you sleep in your car at night” killed me.

    • @ratleader90
      @ratleader90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@YaBoiBrendo With the engine on.

    • @ramiro420247
      @ramiro420247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HaHAHAHAH

  • @wowomg1980
    @wowomg1980 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    One of the best moments of Conan
    “You wanna char dog? How about a STFU with cheese?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack: 'Would you like this wiener to go, or would you like to shove it up your ass right here???'

    • @Pacific_Norfweest
      @Pacific_Norfweest ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pile it on, Jack. Mustard, relish, disinfectant...

  • @benjaminkamm6031
    @benjaminkamm6031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    "Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?" 😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @daganrose4427
    @daganrose4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4626

    Credits to the guy that had to bleep all this out

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7410

    Jack’s delivery of “BITCH, TIP” was flawless.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      somanytakennames it was like each word was sentence.

    • @JohnDoe-su1nx
      @JohnDoe-su1nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      somanytakennames I cried so hard 😂😂😂

    • @Megalomaniac11
      @Megalomaniac11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hahaha what have they done to that guy😂😂

    • @rastaferion
      @rastaferion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      do you want to take this hot dog home?...

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the accent just makes it 10 times better

  • @tfd829
    @tfd829 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    "Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates!"
    I'm dying. 😂

    • @krose9941
      @krose9941 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I felt that because I, too, need to leave the carbs alone. I love that place!

    • @deadschooled
      @deadschooled หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can hear Triumph in my head 🤣

  • @gary609906
    @gary609906 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "You gonna sign this titty before you go!" hahahahaha

  • @alexisreyes2380
    @alexisreyes2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5377

    “How do you sleep in you car at night” 💀💀💀

    • @dolphinsays
      @dolphinsays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      surprisingly clean and still one of the best burns ever. its like the perfect insult.

    • @666Davee666
      @666Davee666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THAT WAS EPIC!!!!! xD My mouth hurts to laugh xD

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@666Davee666 My favorite part was "LISTEN HERE QUEEN LAQUEEFA !"

    • @reginadisbrow4486
      @reginadisbrow4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Young-God yes!! That, and "nothing gets past you, especially carbohydrates!!"--almost peed.

    • @justindenney-hall5875
      @justindenney-hall5875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reginadisbrow4486 HAHAHAHA ! "Almost peed."

  • @subline_funtime
    @subline_funtime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6006

    The roast battle went so hard he started working there

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      There's no battle, he straight up murdered her

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He immediately became CEO

    • @marvinfrancisco4812
      @marvinfrancisco4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the was the interview process, if you broke the trash talkers you are in

  • @OfficialExilica
    @OfficialExilica ปีที่แล้ว +849

    I still watch this at least two or three times a year. Such a classic moment.

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me too. This and _Triumph Attends The Premiere Of "Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones."_

    • @vivekdubey3514
      @vivekdubey3514 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I watch it everyday

    • @user-ps1ft1hy4j
      @user-ps1ft1hy4j 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I hadn't known how much I needed this until I rewatched it again tonight for the umpteenth time. I really need to make a habit of this.

    • @atbrooks2923
      @atbrooks2923 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same😂

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE ปีที่แล้ว +150

    love how throughout the yelling is the little life lessons the lady says like "don't do drugs sir", "don't be ashamed"

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Except he should be ashamed of doing his sister

    • @timchamberlin9280
      @timchamberlin9280 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Jamietheroadrunner Don't judge.

  • @apihmohd
    @apihmohd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5996

    "you know why you working for tips?because no one gonna stick the whole thing inside" 😂

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Ive been using that line for 7 years now lol

    • @iiiplay2much937
      @iiiplay2much937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      All the weeney whiney crybaby millennials 24- 35 years old now who cant laugh at themselves... or anything period... who would cry about how rude this is (on purpose) makes it even funnier 😝😆😜

    • @jamesashton2291
      @jamesashton2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m sorry but I wasn’t born with a perfect English so what does that line mean?

    • @Ahmed-Interrupted
      @Ahmed-Interrupted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jamesashton2291 as in the tip of a penis instead of the whole thing

    • @vep8434
      @vep8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ahmed-Interrupted thank you

  • @katieacker7652
    @katieacker7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8365

    I love how everyone was quietly getting their work done, while this woman argued at a dog.

    • @yoyu8641
      @yoyu8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Well just another Tuesday

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Really she argued with Robert Smigels right arm lol

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The guy in red was having the time of his life. 😂

    • @flixnetty8303
      @flixnetty8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @stefanbrouwer459
      @stefanbrouwer459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And at some point everyone just stopped just to listen to their arguement xD

  • @garrettgravley
    @garrettgravley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    What I love the most about this is that you can see the mutual respect between Triumph/Robert and the employees even as they're hurling insults at one another.

    • @chrisarseneault5617
      @chrisarseneault5617 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Who is this Robert you speak of?

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They're professional trash talkers! It's like a sport! Lol

  • @jeopardy60611
    @jeopardy60611 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:39 "You listen to me, Queen LaQueefah!!!!!!" Awesome!

  • @riverduck3
    @riverduck3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5373

    My son went here years ago. He and the large black lady exchanged insults the whole time. Then while he was leaving, she said, "have a good night sweetie". I want to go there!

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      What is the point of going there to be insulted? As an Asian I just have to go to family gathering to get roasted.

    • @rezaadara7866
      @rezaadara7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Sweettt! dont go there. The food doesnt seem good either

    • @awesomebeard1973
      @awesomebeard1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@rezaadara7866 sonce uou are Asian, if you really want to get yelled at ...drive.
      LOL

    • @afroshined
      @afroshined 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Large black lady, which one?

    • @jonnyrello5982
      @jonnyrello5982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I grew up and still live in a "roasting" culture.
      If you can't hang, tough titty.
      Hold your own in the smack talking game and you'll get your respect.

  • @LemonToGo
    @LemonToGo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6850

    I love how they broke character when the dog destroyed them

    • @bourdie1979
      @bourdie1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      That's why his name is Triumph

    • @whoopshey826
      @whoopshey826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      thats not a character. thats how they really are in that place. i worked in a kitchen and it was very close to this, but in the south. i honestly dont know how many times i called people motherfuckers and retards.

    • @danshotguns4226
      @danshotguns4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@whoopshey826 triumph is indeed a character sir..

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😅😂 They sure did too funny

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Shotguns, he was obviously talking about the workers. You know that's why he said "they" you ridiculous millennial.

  • @TheRosenmi12
    @TheRosenmi12 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Everyone broke character after the Tyler Perry line 🤣

  • @daveidmarx8296
    @daveidmarx8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I love @3:16 when Triumph appears the audience just explodes cuz they know shit's about to get real.

    • @randypalmer2328
      @randypalmer2328 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like the MC dude in the back who looks hard as hell until Triumph pops up and he breaks into a huge grin knowing that he hasn't seen half the violence as what's about to transpire.

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randypalmer2328 You're right!! I never noticed him before. That's awesome!! 🙂

  • @daviddoyle543
    @daviddoyle543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3773

    The woman with the blue hair got promoted to manager. She's been there a long time. 😂

    • @damastashonuff
      @damastashonuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Poochie!

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Irrelevant, but thank you.....!

    • @mkind7765
      @mkind7765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @@Glum1964 Maybe to you. It's relevant to those who are interested in a follow-up.

    • @emare7851
      @emare7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      She’s awesome

    • @sbarron20
      @sbarron20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yay!!! Good for her!

  • @Dhujdic
    @Dhujdic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8920

    They should have sent Jordan Schlansky

    • @Georg1492
      @Georg1492 9 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      It's a legit idea, Sir!

    • @UFOgamers
      @UFOgamers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Dhujdic Are you crazy ? everybody will die there of boredom !

    • @MexicanKitty2
      @MexicanKitty2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      HENNI Mohamed Is that a bad thing?

    • @n1s2e
      @n1s2e 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dhujdic the one person who whould brake them all

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dhujdic OH Hell that would've been hilarious.
      LIke this & Jordan are 2 extremes & both would've been equally as funny to watch xD

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The worker in red laughing is hilarious 😂

  • @MrCamp
    @MrCamp ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Triumph and Poochie yelling over each other while the rest of the crew is just doing their jobs indiscreetly will always send me.

  • @JAS-kd7xx
    @JAS-kd7xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3584

    “How do you sleep in your car at night!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "Oh no you didn't...go to high school.
      Oh no you didn't...wash your ass today."

    • @user-gi3dy3ie6t
      @user-gi3dy3ie6t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Even the people behind her are laughing 😂

    • @Megalomaniac11
      @Megalomaniac11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This one burst me into laughter🤣

    • @manuelreynoso8297
      @manuelreynoso8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      brooo, that part!!!, that part!!! its all!!!!

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

  • @N4p0100
    @N4p0100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6024

    Send Gordon Ramsay there and let's see what happens

    • @DocHolidayKY99
      @DocHolidayKY99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      when one guy rejected what ramsay said to him he blew up in madness.

    • @michaelgmr60
      @michaelgmr60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      shutting down a resturain?

    • @abdelbashiti7330
      @abdelbashiti7330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Gordon Ramsey would shut it down

    • @huerta25264
      @huerta25264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      except these people, unlike people on the show, actually have business.

    • @teknacious
      @teknacious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      napoleon yong RIP

  • @tonicarpenter4126
    @tonicarpenter4126 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    A decade later and I'm still crying-hollering-laughing over this video.

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    6:47 I love the guy who laughs so hard he folds in half backwards

  • @MichaelHolmgaard
    @MichaelHolmgaard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
    lololololol

    • @J_131
      @J_131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      😂😂😂
      He absolutely destroyed them, but they were such great sports. That’s what made it that much better. Two bantor masters

    • @newphonewhodis2457
      @newphonewhodis2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Nothing gets past you. Especially carbohydrates"
      lololololo

    • @PresidentUSVI
      @PresidentUSVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erikai1817
      @erikai1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg haha!!!!🤣

  • @daveygivens735
    @daveygivens735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    It still amazes me that we I literally see a guy's hand and a paw on a stick and REFUSE to believe Triumph isn't real... lol

    • @JDillander91
      @JDillander91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Davey Givens he is real.

    • @jaywalter5491
      @jaywalter5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait...not real????

    • @ace1776
      @ace1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s still real to me damnit!

    • @gilbertotabares8196
      @gilbertotabares8196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not real?!
      *Who's been feeding you these lies?!*

    • @casasanchez4252
      @casasanchez4252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s a real dog

  • @mikemckelvey5062
    @mikemckelvey5062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I still think this is the greatest thing that has ever been on television.

  • @nishantnayak3792
    @nishantnayak3792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Pile in everything Jack "Radish, Onion , disinfectant" Got me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amygrace3820
    @amygrace3820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    jack is so innocent that when he said "BITCH TIP" i think i died, i am typing this as a ghostie

    • @tech3642
      @tech3642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      tell my dead cousin Jose to pay my $5

    • @SandrineAnterrion
      @SandrineAnterrion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All American Mormon guy face

    • @sonesoshi6899
      @sonesoshi6899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohh bet your cousins do

  • @Eric-zz8rm
    @Eric-zz8rm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4519

    “Oh no you didn’t oh no you didn’t graduate highschool” is underrated

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29 please. Don’t fall into greed, let yourself fall into God’s graceful hands please.

    • @rilke1791
      @rilke1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      what

    • @scottcameron8329
      @scottcameron8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@jaidenarias5912 Ephesians 4:29 is a wonderful passage... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

    • @lonewolf2508
      @lonewolf2508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@scottcameron8329 lol

    • @wardyman70
      @wardyman70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmfao! 😂🤣😂

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love how hard the guy in red is laughing at the "How do you sleep in your car at night" joke

    • @josakura
      @josakura 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same!! 😂

  • @kayleeobrien9529
    @kayleeobrien9529 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I was in the audience for this show!! As a die hard Conan fan I was so honored to be able to see this triumph remote live…in Chicago no less.

    • @chrisretired5379
      @chrisretired5379 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Awesome, rock on ! 👍😘💝

    • @winstonsmithamm
      @winstonsmithamm 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Were you the chick that got puked on?

  • @EmeraldSunshine
    @EmeraldSunshine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "1800-588-2300 Empire bitch!" F****** Hilarious!! Triumph rocks!"" Take me out to the ballgame, I don't care if I ever get back!" Genius!

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does that mean?

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Deer Lord it was the random stuff he was saying when he was cussing her out 😂

    • @FA-cl1cv
      @FA-cl1cv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Empire's the name for a flooring and carpeting company in Chicago, and that number's from their TV ads which are very popular.

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Farhan Arifuddin the fact that it's based in Chicago makes it 10× funnier

    • @EmeraldSunshine
      @EmeraldSunshine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, we have it too! Empire

  • @morten1975dk
    @morten1975dk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    Working for tips joke was the best joke I ever heard....

    • @ray_beas
      @ray_beas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      i seriously burst out laughing. i did not see that one coming :D

    • @ngathanhang9942
      @ngathanhang9942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      can someone explain? i don't understand

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      nga Thanhang when he says: cuz no one will stick the whole thing in, he's basically saying no one will have sex with them. Get it now?

    • @emmaduncan2991
      @emmaduncan2991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      you know the guy in the red T-shirt memorized it for future use!

    • @trashcan9917
      @trashcan9917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Morten Christensen "BITCH,,,, TIP!"

  • @plasmichoneytrip
    @plasmichoneytrip 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This segment should’ve won an Emmy!!! Everything about this was insanely funny.

  • @TammyBundleballs
    @TammyBundleballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I have watched this remote so many times and I absolutely love it. At 1:30 his optimistic expression makes me laugh so hard right off the bat.

    • @RaulieGonzo97
      @RaulieGonzo97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      With the argument going on in front of him 😂😂😂

    • @TammyBundleballs
      @TammyBundleballs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaulieGonzo97 😁

    • @jimfox3816
      @jimfox3816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This segment is genius!!!!

    • @cat3584
      @cat3584 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim fox

  • @jerrysingh3807
    @jerrysingh3807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    Nothing gets passed you especially carbohydrates 🔥🤣😭😂

    • @ponchred
      @ponchred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Past

    • @sharked8831
      @sharked8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf is Jerry Singh, are you a mouse sala

    • @aaronrose3460
      @aaronrose3460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Obviously she’s on the seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.

  • @apetheory7152
    @apetheory7152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2817

    Imagine Gordon Ramsay visiting this place.

    • @drestep4830
      @drestep4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      it would be a total war zone thats for sure, I cant even imagine the amout of slurs and insults that would be comming out of everyones mouths

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      It would just be one long beep.

    • @kiwiphil9731
      @kiwiphil9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      *EARTH EXPLODES*

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Would love to see that!! Lol

    • @lionrawr92
      @lionrawr92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Get the UFC to set that one up haha

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I always come back to this when my depression has reached critical mass, so wholesome and uplifting and the hostility is delightful.. 🐶 🌭

    • @salamanca1954
      @salamanca1954 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is very spiritual.

    • @anaguevara1900
      @anaguevara1900 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hahaha same!

    • @daniellinehan63
      @daniellinehan63 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or SNL'S Shonda & Tondra
      Celebrity Showcase

    • @postatility9703
      @postatility9703 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As we all know(or have just learned)laughter is the best medicine. 😅

  • @LS-ix8fv
    @LS-ix8fv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favorite part is the dude in the red hat laughing at all the dogs insults

  • @Ultima72
    @Ultima72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    When you insult someone and you see him come back with Triumph, you know you fucked up.

  • @micahsamaka
    @micahsamaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Oh no you didn't go to high school" "oh no you didn't wash your ass today" 😂😂😂😂

    • @tdog652041
      @tdog652041 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Nothing gets past you especially carbohydrates.

  • @safiuddinhanafy2014
    @safiuddinhanafy2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The fact she had an argument with the dog makes me laugh.

  • @jeffreyyoders6366
    @jeffreyyoders6366 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I never laughed this hard in my life. It was better being there in the audience that day but my sides actually hurt from laughing this hard. Several times I had to catch my breath so I didn't suffocate from laughing so hard.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice man. Wish I had experienced it live.

  • @detectivepatchouli8266
    @detectivepatchouli8266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    "you know why you works for tips? coz no one wants to stick the whole thing in!"
    I DIED !!!! XD

    • @e_G_o_05
      @e_G_o_05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      akira amano Ssaaaaammmmmee!!! 😂😂😂

    • @amyluong7532
      @amyluong7532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t get it

    • @RobbyHouseIV
      @RobbyHouseIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *whole

    • @1BigDaDo
      @1BigDaDo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's off the Conan show the joke

    • @ksuhdilla
      @ksuhdilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RobbyHouseIV I came looking for this comment. You're a mad lad.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    One of the best Triumph segments ever. It's so quotable; every joke is gold.

    • @blakegorham1769
      @blakegorham1769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      he messed them up

    • @jakelafake2499
      @jakelafake2499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      oh no you didnt

    • @beautifulfacerocks9663
      @beautifulfacerocks9663 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      x

    • @starshipmongo
      @starshipmongo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's so dense. Every single line has so many things going on.

    • @codyscott4301
      @codyscott4301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jack Mcbrayer is the key to all this if we get him working, cause he's a funnier character than we've every had in any of the triumph sketches before.

  • @Harry-qh5rt
    @Harry-qh5rt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    That was friggen brilliant! Kudos to the blue haired woman for going toe-to-toe!

  • @shonkeymoulder6972
    @shonkeymoulder6972 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    11 years ago uploaded and I still watch this golden nugget of comedy

  • @ZombieMiezz
    @ZombieMiezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    "I'm coming back with a friend & you'll be really sorry."
    And he did.

    • @TequilaMockingBird91
      @TequilaMockingBird91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And they were

    • @elizabethbennet4791
      @elizabethbennet4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And she was!

    • @goodbuddyborf9246
      @goodbuddyborf9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read this with Morgan Freeman’s voice

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor Pusheen either didn't get much sleep or has a stomach infection like Triumph got eating dirty wieners. 🤮😅

  • @shwingarchive
    @shwingarchive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    I love how the staff is still just casually working, while her and the dog are going at it.😂

  • @jeffreyjeziorski1480
    @jeffreyjeziorski1480 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The projectile vomiting at the end was the cherry on top!!!

  • @superamario6464
    @superamario6464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    11 years later...still fecking awesome

  • @1fattyfatman
    @1fattyfatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4404

    This is one of the best structured comic remote pieces I've ever seen. It will be studied for generations.

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I hear a thesis or two May have been done here📝

    • @sandersra9036
      @sandersra9036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's still funny after all these years.

    • @beyondphenomenon
      @beyondphenomenon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUNNY FOREVER!

    • @countrickter
      @countrickter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts!

    • @BboySlushy
      @BboySlushy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@komalahayes1535 true

  • @SEFYH
    @SEFYH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Triumph SLAYED everyone behind that counter!!!! LOLOLOLOL

    • @mikeyunovapix7181
      @mikeyunovapix7181 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      no not slayed, he SLAUGHTERED them XD

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep!! That too! LOL

    • @maybesashaa
      @maybesashaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bread Sandwich S...

    • @stevenjukes8208
      @stevenjukes8208 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SEFYH I am British. I HAVE to go to this place. FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SEFYH
      @SEFYH 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Jukes It can be a WILD experience! Good luck!! LOL

  • @AxelaGT
    @AxelaGT ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How Triumph triumphs without cursing is definitely underrated.
    Still watching in 2022.

    • @tippitytop
      @tippitytop ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the name of the guy with the dog/voicing him

    • @mlamanno
      @mlamanno 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tippitytop
      Robert Smigel

  • @jelanitarik7423
    @jelanitarik7423 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    🔥🔥🔥🔥3:18 was like a Superhero intro!!! When Triumph steps up it’s about to go down!

  • @mantistoboggan537
    @mantistoboggan537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    Honestly, it's extremely wholesome that they called out Jack for being sweaty but also gave him napkins to wipe himself off

    • @gob2poof812
      @gob2poof812 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What are you talking about, i think they meant the whole thing as an insult lol

    • @maxpf
      @maxpf ปีที่แล้ว

      he didnt even sweat rofl

    • @davimari88
      @davimari88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That’s Chicago hospitality at its core. 😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@davimari88i still cant get over Ed Debevics leaving Chicago. It was my favorite place to go when I was in the city.

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      And they’re lambasting him for apologizing for not doing drugs, yelling at him tk be proud of that! Lol very sweet!!

  • @evilgary747
    @evilgary747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    4:35 All the other employees suddenly stopped yelling and started to served food quietly and politely.

    • @e2m514
      @e2m514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They know they were out matched

    • @ryanperson6307
      @ryanperson6307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That's probably how it is most of the time...

    • @emmaduncan2991
      @emmaduncan2991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      they were instantly outmatched, the second, the one lady began arguing with a hand puppet. even though she just went with it, gotta give her credit for hanging in there with the absurdity of it all, as did Jack with his fake wounded demeanor...

    • @2006glg
      @2006glg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evil Gary 4:35 - 5:20 is non-stop Triumph. He was reciting random pop culture and made it an insult. He is the master.

    • @matiascatalan4644
      @matiascatalan4644 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2006glg i need the subtitles for that part 😂😂😂

  • @dbmano777
    @dbmano777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Get me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don’t even care if I ever come back. Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When Triumph entered the frame and that cheer went up… goosebumps and chills

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4194

    Those employees must never have a bad day being able to just express themselves like that. 😂

    • @calm1047
      @calm1047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      I used to work 3 blocks from this place and I ate lunch there. They have the best hot dogs and hamburgers. They only talk like that on the weekends after 10 p.m

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@calm1047 That makes a lot of sense. This seems like something that would be fun for a couple of hours but a nightmare if you had to keep it up all day every day!

    • @checkle1
      @checkle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@calm1047 I was honestly worried about their mental state. That's wayyyy too much negativity. But if it's only a couple days and only for a couple hours, then it really does seem more like a therapy session hahaha.

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's the Playa haters ball all the time lol.

    • @headphonic8
      @headphonic8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@checkle1 There's an entire video of them expressing how emotionally draining it is and crying and stuff. They get severe abuse on a daily basis

  • @vidasegunrichie
    @vidasegunrichie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5998

    How do you sleep in your car at night... OMG this man is a genious

    • @godbelow
      @godbelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      genius

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omg that went over my head

    • @hacatan24
      @hacatan24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah that was hella funny lol

    • @zekapten1922
      @zekapten1922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For real, I remember that line like once every few months. And every time I remember it I have to come back here.

    • @adrik-l-9028
      @adrik-l-9028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was... RIP

  • @BigDook81
    @BigDook81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This one and the Star Wars one always kill me. Both are straight classics.

  • @gordonworth5461
    @gordonworth5461 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is by far one of the greatest moments in television history

  • @neenee7676
    @neenee7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    “how was you day at work today?”
    “i got cussed out by a talking dog with a cigar”

    • @BlGGESTBROTHER
      @BlGGESTBROTHER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then he puked on me :(

  • @j_bird27
    @j_bird27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3832

    So about 3 years ago I actually met Jack McBrayer at a taco truck in east LA out of all places lol. We talked and he was nice enough to take a picture with me, all around a super nice guy. Then I brought this video up and dude busted out laughing and told me how crazy it was and that he doesn't even like hot dogs to begin with lol.

    • @MHZAWI3
      @MHZAWI3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      He a really damn nice person

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Thanks for sharing (:

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MHZAWI3 right?

    • @davidmoser3535
      @davidmoser3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      John be assured Jack likes weiners

    • @danieldougan269
      @danieldougan269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davidmoser3535 Beat me to it!

  • @isaacbarkley5053
    @isaacbarkley5053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I wish they did more with this group. This was amazing

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this isn't a comedy group this is just a straight up place in chicafo

    • @isaacbarkley5053
      @isaacbarkley5053 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I know. This was amazing even tho it was a random restaurant

  • @garylobo348
    @garylobo348 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I loved when Triumph slowly appears and the crowd goes nuts. They know what's coming next!

  • @hau5forlife
    @hau5forlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    "relish, onion, disinfectant" - in 2020, we call that the COVID-19 special

    • @popeyesguy6004
      @popeyesguy6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Vasels gosh darn it I can’t like it’s already six nine

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know I hear great things about, you know, hitting the body with a massive dose of onions, perhaps internally, and it just kills the virus in a minute, of course the doctors have to look into that. And relish, can we maybe find some way of putting that inside the body?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Isaid Nope because you're winning so much that you're tired of winning all the time?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Isaid Nope lmao honey buns, I was just parodying Trump comments. You're taking this way too seriously. Hope you and yours are staying safe during the horror ❤️

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Isaid Nope wait, what am I up to? And why on earth would you ever "nope" my wish that you and yours are staying safe?

  • @johnl.1718
    @johnl.1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    this had to be such a pain in the ass to censor

    • @chriscripplercruz1833
      @chriscripplercruz1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But so worth it

    • @uncle1886
      @uncle1886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d just bleep every word during the insults, but then again I’m lazy

    • @GeoffreyBronson
      @GeoffreyBronson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've had to censor videos for my job and to be honest it's actually a lot of fun. Better than adding stock music to corporate adverts.

    • @nomtime8943
      @nomtime8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't you mean
      pain in the a** ?

  • @goinindry7478
    @goinindry7478 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I have to say....Conan is a comedy genius. So underrated. This had me spitting my drink out of my nose.

    • @dgconnelly
      @dgconnelly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Smigle delivers!!

  • @robsimpson6537
    @robsimpson6537 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I must have watched this 30 times and it’s still hilarious.

  • @eternaljade97
    @eternaljade97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    "How do you sleep in your car at night?" 😂

    • @LuciFer-yq6yy
      @LuciFer-yq6yy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @FenrisEx
      @FenrisEx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That hit her hard. You can see how her heart broke if you watch it in slomo

    • @Sal_Gasol
      @Sal_Gasol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aymen Naït Mihoub I disagree. I think she was more surprised at how good Triumph's shot was...

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Seagull that killed me! 😂

    • @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587
      @triumphthecomicinsultdog4587 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      with her legs and arms out the open doors

  • @tretre3892
    @tretre3892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    how do you sleep in your car at night?? lol!!

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You're like Nicki Minaj, minus the everything

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Queen of Thorns 😂😂😂

    • @optimuschrist15
      @optimuschrist15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "You kiss yo pimp with that mouth?!!" haha

    • @CelynParry
      @CelynParry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      oh no you didn't go to highschool

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao!!!

  • @kdiggity70
    @kdiggity70 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    It never gets old. I've watched this easily over 50 times through the years. It's outstanding.

  • @ishall9956
    @ishall9956 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’m sure the staff is really nice, just really good at dealing with BS at the same time LOL

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That s exactly my point. And real mean people are nice person , it takes heart to act mean like these girls do

    • @draum8103
      @draum8103 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, well the staff is creating the BS insults before the customers get a chance to! Lmao. 'Don't do meth sir it's not good for you' 'You look like Malibu Ken' 'Sorry? You should be sorry for whoever gave you that toupée' 'What your midget-ass want?' 'Oh look who's back with their raggedy-ass dog!' hahaha

    • @gilveber2929
      @gilveber2929 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@draum8103 i dont know if you are talking to me or to Ishall but making fun of someone 's look , especially on internet is really lame, i hope that you will agree and stop to do that.

    • @ishall9956
      @ishall9956 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gilveber2929I don’t know what happened but I agree.

  • @oro3510
    @oro3510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Jack is so pure

    • @Lionpeepee
      @Lionpeepee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Liv Rose agreed, wanna go there

    • @starshipper4866
      @starshipper4866 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Liv Rose wander over yonder

    • @knowur10sand18s
      @knowur10sand18s 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For me to poop on!

  • @JazzTheDogOfWar
    @JazzTheDogOfWar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "do you know why you guys work for tips? because nobody would stick the whole thing in" hahahaha

  • @BubbleNugget0
    @BubbleNugget0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:07 lol 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 the workers need a serious show together

  • @theronskier1
    @theronskier1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Pound for pound one of the greatest heavyweight battles we've ever seen in our lifetime.

  • @ChinchillaDave
    @ChinchillaDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3606

    Still one of the best segments Conan has ever made possible.

    • @visavakornv.7264
      @visavakornv.7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed

    • @athveg34f
      @athveg34f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      100% agree. I come here every few months to just watch this video in awe. Darn near perfection. I still swell up when the old Western music plays and Triumph pops up by Jack in line.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It aroused my interest in various ways.

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, so well deserved! Best person for the role too! What an honor!

    • @PeggyT1970
      @PeggyT1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      C. Word Did you see the guy behind them in line smile, because he knows he’s in for a good showdown.😄

  • @prmaninla
    @prmaninla 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This entire thing is perfection. I can't add anything new, except the guy at 3:17 who recognizes Triumph and starts laughing just gets me every time.

  • @Gabriel_Rojas_Arena
    @Gabriel_Rojas_Arena 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    5:44 I didn't know Tyler Perry worked here!!!!

  • @imtheCoolest
    @imtheCoolest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    I met jack this summer. His kindness is not an act...he’s so damn lovely!!

    • @TheDocRitchie
      @TheDocRitchie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      he shot my children tho. but i forgive him!

    • @ahmedosman6724
      @ahmedosman6724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDocRitchie really ?

    • @TheDocRitchie
      @TheDocRitchie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ahmedosman6724 yes.

    • @ahmedosman6724
      @ahmedosman6724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheDocRitchie 🔫 ?

    • @ahmedosman6724
      @ahmedosman6724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDocRitchie how

  • @norberttirkeyful
    @norberttirkeyful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    You are like "Nicki Minaj" minus the everything"😁😂😂"

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I died so many times during this ...i stayed dead after that though

    • @kayosensei
      @kayosensei 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeraldHarris-cf2zh how are you still typing this tho? 🤔

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kayosensei can't tell you that...im dead

    • @radconserv68
      @radconserv68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get the Nicki Minaj reference, probably because she's a disgusting pig and someone explain that to me?

    • @GeraldHarris-cf2zh
      @GeraldHarris-cf2zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radconserv68 Triumph thinks more highly of her then you do apparently.

  • @angela.8673
    @angela.8673 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "how do you sleep in your car at night?" got me rolling

  • @ML-uo4wb
    @ML-uo4wb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh my gosh, I haven’t laughed that hard in the longest time. The tip joke was HILARIOUS! And projectile vomiting! I’m crying!

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn ปีที่แล้ว

      The fake dog arm wagging got me too, "oh yes he does! Oh yes he does!"

  • @czarboyd6915
    @czarboyd6915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "Yelling at people like this for a Living?, How do you sleep in your car at night?" Golden.

  • @lilshortytoodopelove1610
    @lilshortytoodopelove1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    2:57 "I'm coming back with a friend and you will be very sorry"😂😂😂👌🔥

    • @MomijifanLowKI
      @MomijifanLowKI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He was telling the truth

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When I saw Triumph after that, it was adorable. Like only HE can insult Jack but if anyone else does, they will be sorry.

    • @TS-qq7vr
      @TS-qq7vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      End of Act I.

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE!

    • @albingeorge5
      @albingeorge5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was at this moment she knew, she FUCKED UP 😂

  • @kcosminhz7988
    @kcosminhz7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Conan, Jack McBrayer & Triumph (Robert Smigel)

  • @BranBranXO
    @BranBranXO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You’re like Nicki Minaj minus the everything!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    Imagine if Bill Burr, Gordon Ramsay and Triumph teamed up like the Avengers and came back to the Weiner Circle to bring a Def Jam Burn so epic it would create another hole in the ozone.

    • @killabee5810
      @killabee5810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The joint would close down before they get in

    • @willkim6105
      @willkim6105 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zbzbzv.zv,zM,b,,MBBcnzv!X,m.VvvvbMvvvmvmzvvzv,,xmvbXNMCBmzzbvxbzMzMmvbBx!Cx,bBB

    • @lucidiosyn3365
      @lucidiosyn3365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Kenny Tee I honestly think there would be a police report after words. Because... damn

    • @kianhwa24
      @kianhwa24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it will be raw

    • @captainobvious5692
      @captainobvious5692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ck churusos rawdog