OMG your comments are the FUNNIEST THING IM DED!!!! Lmaooooo as usual like & subscribe if you enjoyed!! I loved loved the sounds in this i hope you will too
*Goddess* : " I will make you the most beautiful human being." *Me, looking like a kindergartner's art project that a got knocked over by a cat* : "You're doing great, sweetie."
Dont read if you don't want a life story Well i was in kindergarten and i was the best drawer IN MY CLASS!!! Everyone else's drawings were good but they said mine was the best now that i look back on it i was f*in bad at it! Now it's good.
She probably did that thing where you make you character, notice there's a gender option in the corner and click it to see how the other would look like, and then swap back only to realize that your character's been reset or randomized :0
@@grimblemcgribble4664 they might mean they are deaf in one ear or cant hear that well period. i sadly am deaf in one ear so i only get sound in my right ear.
Goddess after a week in the job: You'll be perfect in my eyes Goddess after 10 years on the job: How big can we make this nose before someone notices and complains?
I kinda wanted the vid to end by the camera moving back revealing that we were the sculpture of squidward from the episode where patrick and spongebob skwoosh it
Yeah if you're broken then you can get a full warranty by committing not alive then reincarnating. Not to say that your next life will be any better though.
richie tozier kin that's so weird because I read this comment as she said this exact sentence.... that's fcked up mate, you can't control destiny like that and get away with it
Her: "you will be the most beautiful human" Me:**waddles in to view with a donut in my mouth holding my computer with anime playing** "huh **waddles away like big foot being spotted** "BACK TO MY CAVE"
Oreo that’s funny. We’ve only played you guys once this year and I’m pretty sure that one time Kirk barely targeted Diggs so he ended up with one catch that was a 49 yard touchdown.
@@yohanessamuel728 technically he isn't the God of ugliness more so he simply WAS the ugliest. The gods were (on the outside) made to be the prettiest beings. He just happened to have his face smashed in by Zeus lol
Sharon: *exists* Me: I prefer the real ASMR Glow. Sharon: *assumes guardian angel form* Me: I said, the REAL ASMR Glow. Sharon: *assumes goddess form* Me: Perfection. Thank you for another relaxing ASMR video, Sharon! Greetings from a humble fan!
Me, a human watching youtube: Glow: I will make a human out of you Me: Implying I'm not already? Glow: Out of dirt. Me: ... Glow: Lemme carve your face.
Tbh i expected some overused "I am going to put that thing in you" joke but somehow the "I know what im gonna do with you" just killed me. nice timestamp
Other ASMRtist: “ASMR to help you relax” Glow: ASMR showing how you were made... Omg, I’m so shook, and your creativity and everything you have ever done on your channel is next level.
“It can’t be that hard to make a human” Well yea, you take some carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen, and ... “We take some dirt here” Already off to a bad start
OMG your comments are the FUNNIEST THING IM DED!!!! Lmaooooo as usual like & subscribe if you enjoyed!! I loved loved the sounds in this i hope you will too
I’m not even going to bed soon, I just love watching these videos. Keep it up!! And congrats on almost 1M🎉
That’s actually a really nice background
Damn I wanting to see you at the 1 mil mark only 2k to go 😭😭😭
ASMR Glow your to nice to us
Heuu vous êtes qui madame? 👐
😘
the fact a literal goddess just looked at me, hesitated, then said “i think i can do this.” pretty much sums up my whole life in one sentence
mood
Yus
lol
Same lmfao
love ur profile picture so much omg o_o 🤌🏽
“im going to make you the most beautiful human”
me going into the create a sim
That is not what happens to me. It turns ugly
We are two very different types of sim players
I want to like this but I can’t ruin the 666 likes
I try to make it as ugly as possible
I'm horrible a making sims good they usually turn out to be demons and then end up becoming my sleep paralysis demon.
This is actually what mii's see when they're being created
*wii music intensifies*
~Insert revelation emoji~
RtGame: *makes I want die*
Basically that except they are looking at an ugly me instead of a goddess : /
me making Bob Ross mii is this video
“i will make you the most beautiful human being”
*looks in the mirror*
you had one job...
LMAOOO
@Albert Einstein Or the most ugly? It depends on your perspective xD
HAAAAAAAAAHAHA
You too?
I want a refund
"You're my piece of art"
Me: Oh, now I see... So you are into abstract art huh?
XD
That's some Jackson Pollock right here
Just a dab of surrealism.
This is probably the best “I’m ugly” comment I’ve seen in a comment section. Well done!
i was your 1000th like :-)
*Goddess* : " I will make you the most beautiful human being."
*Me, looking like a kindergartner's art project that a got knocked over by a cat* : "You're doing great, sweetie."
Lmao!
This comparison IS the most beautiful. Change my mind.
Lmaooo
LMAOO
Dont read if you don't want a life story
Well i was in kindergarten and i was the best drawer IN MY CLASS!!! Everyone else's drawings were good but they said mine was the best now that i look back on it i was f*in bad at it! Now it's good.
*looks in the mirror*
"There are no mistakes, just happy accidents." -Bob Ross
Bob Ross after looking at my face: There are no mistakes, but there are mishaps.
Basically me in a nutshell
I must be a big happy accident then
"There are no accidents"
Master Uguei
Neat
Hehe yeah, just be careful with that bowl of anxiet-
omg lmao
I’m dying lmao
ooop- guess the same mistake happened to both of us ;( she really needs to be careful
Your name makes this comment 10x better.
Foxez gacha ٩( ᐛ )و Anxiety Buddies!
Goddess: *creates two working legs*
My paralysis: *uno block card*
I don’t understand... did u mean paralyzed
Aneliese Kay Lmfao! XD
@@tria2010 um...paralysis is the condition of being paralyzed...
@@tria2010 bruh
I felt that
Glow, “Your Chin.”
Me, ‘Which One?”
Lmao
I exhaled loudly
ToxiC - can relate
i’ll give you some on mine
I spat out my piping cup of coffee on my pants and I’m still laughing
“I will make you the most beautiful human being”
me: 🗿 *!?*
🧥
Honestly a Vogue model
Father....
Is that you?
🗿
🥋
🗿
🥻
I ruined the like :>
🗿
glow: “i’m going to give you amazing hearing”
me: “what did she say?”
Thats good.
Oof- at first i was like ok? But then i re-read it and then i was like ohHHHhHhhHhHHhHhHhhHh
*me being deaf*
I don’t have a clue what’s going on but I act like I do
My eardrums are scratched up from earwax.
"You look just like a god already"
Yeah, I get the joke, Hephaestus was a god too.
Mike van Raven mythology jokes are the best jokes
Y’all STOP 😂😂😂 he gonna smite us!
oH-
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
He was the best boy
Are we talking actual mythology or Danmachi mythology?
And here we see Glow cosplaying as herself.
She is no goddess
Non believer!^
She is "THE GODDESS"
Got that right
@@Kenneth_Rogers frick you ;-;
to everyone that’s insecure in the comments, just remember: it’s trash can, not trash cannot :)
Thanks Mr burger
I’m not a trash can!
I’m a recycling bin
@@rosewinter4818 and you can be turned into something greater, so keep improving.
Just got promoted to the wastebasket in the office that nobody uses! THERE IS HOPE!
Inspirational * wipes tear away
Last rp was an angel, this one is goddess. Seeing the pattern of rising in celestial authority... I predict she will rp Shrek next
Jehu Medina there may be a shaggy role play in our future
@@user-sj5fj8ve1l We can only hope for now
WE CAN ONLY HOPE lol 😂
This is one of those things you never would've thought that you'd need in your life. Now I want a joke video telling me to get out her swamp
We have several levels to go before the big man is in the picture
Goddess: I'll just add a sprinkle of Awkwardness *Accidentally dumps a whole Tub of it
Goddess: Ah..yes.... well you'll be fine
BRYAN G I think the same thing happened to me.
ooh dont forget the bucket of anxiety
@@5leafclover1 You got a bucket? Lucky. I was dropped into the ocean of anxiety while I was being created.
@@ShoobieGirl Lucky you, I was dunked into a literal ocean planet of anxiety.
Oof Big boi freaking earths worth and the land is freaking awkwardness and sass
Glow: you look just like a God already
Me: *double chin poppin, acne on fleek, caveman hair and shrek onesie* why thank you
This one was the best of all comments Tbh😂💙💙
Where you get that onesie?
she said it when i read the comment lol
You say all that like it's a bad thing. I got acne and I'm beautiful as hecc
@@TurboBronco239 being a bit narcissistic, aren't we?
did she press randomize after all that because that’s what its looking like
She probably did that thing where you make you character, notice there's a gender option in the corner and click it to see how the other would look like, and then swap back only to realize that your character's been reset or randomized :0
yeah you make the character and accidentally press random XD
Loafing Coffin I hate it when I do that lmao
@@jasperyoung1096 Not only you for sure
@@loafingcoffin1030 yee yee
Be honest you just pressed the random button in my character creation.
They pressed the random button and then just made tiny little adjustments
Reminds me of the early days of playing fo4
Goddess while creating me:
"I think I can do this?!?!?"
And this is the energy I carry with me through this life
XD same bro
Questionably certain
I thought Aphrodite was going to create me, well, she's busy
**Hephaestus and Dionisio entered the chat**
Lmao saaammeee
This is how Danny davito was made
I finally found the chosen one
69th like...
nice.
Davito is the anti-Devito
lmao
I'M THE TRASH MAN
she genuinely looks into the camera like a motherly goddesses looking at her human child creation 🥺
Yessss
So you are hitting the milfs ehh?
Grade A acting it would seem
Cslgin Haertel oop
Yeah. The face of regret.
”When i give you your two ears”
Me *being half deaf*: well yes, but no
This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did-
Lol that should not have been as funny as it was
Me:*being half deaf* Huh?
@@grimblemcgribble4664 they might mean they are deaf in one ear or cant hear that well period. i sadly am deaf in one ear so i only get sound in my right ear.
lmao same
Goddess after a week in the job: You'll be perfect in my eyes
Goddess after 10 years on the job: How big can we make this nose before someone notices and complains?
when you max everything out in the character creation screen
monster factory but real life
Goddess 20 years in: Fuck it. Let's take everything we have throw it in a blender for 3 seconds and put that on someone's face.
How big can we make this nose without Hitler noticing?
Sounds like my first Bloodborne character
I kinda wanted the vid to end by the camera moving back revealing that we were the sculpture of squidward from the episode where patrick and spongebob skwoosh it
don't forget the "shit happens" ukulele sound
Glow’s first sentence: I think I can do this
Me: *looking at myself in the mirror* you thought WRONG
Like ma'am I would like a refund please
"you look just like a god already"
Why u lying?
😂😂😂so true
Hephestus is a god too.
M.A. Antonin Underrated comment
I prefer Vulcan, the ripoff >:D
M.A. Antonin. Ayo don’t call ma boy Hephaestus ugly
Goddess: It all starts with a handful of dirt.
Me: That explains a lot.
😂😂😂☠☠☠
I don't know why but I felt this deeply..
Glow: "I will make you the most beautiful human ever created!"
Me: "Is there any chance I'm still under warranty?"
Jake Starbuck Damn it Jake! It’s 12:02 A.M I am not supposed to be laughing this hard!
Yeah if you're broken then you can get a full warranty by committing not alive then reincarnating.
Not to say that your next life will be any better though.
"I will make you the most beautiful human being"
*Mirror: Im about to ruin this whole godesses career*
"You're my piece of art"
Ah yes, Picasso.
POV she a 1sg grader and she drew a monstrosity... Did I get it right?
@@dakisbiggestfan403 why are we making fun of Picasso?? Lol
@@juniibbug I commented that when I was like 12💀
"I'm sure I can create a human"
*Fullmetal Alchemist-ing intensifies*
"I think the recipe is simple...right?"
*breathes in Edward Elric*
*glow proceeds to creat al and ed's mum in the first or second episode *
Now when I say I wheezed at these two comments-
Lmao
"You look like a god already"
Me remembering "Father"
hey miss, please be careful with that bottle of sadne-
_MA’AM_
@Lillian Wiegand yes 👍 yes you did
*S A D N E S S* + *B O T T L E B R E A K S* = *D E P R E S S I O N*
“I will make you the most beautiful human ever created”
Challenge failed successfully 👌🏻
I would like dragon wings as well if you're taking requests
Why stop at wings, just make me into a full on dragon
Oh, you're awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?
PlasmaNADE 777 Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us and that thief over there
@@christ7204 what thief? that's just shrek...ahh shit must have left some modz on😂
*Ulfric has entered the room*
Is no one gonna comment on how good her skins looking lately? She’s literally glowing y’all
Well it is in her name lol
QueenTj i know that lol but in her recent videos she’s been glowing more than usual, that’s what i meant
@@malverde628 uhm thats highlight lmao
Virtual Rose oh cool
I don't think it's a good thing if your skin is glowing
"Lets do a jawline, why not"....OoOoOo YeS MA'aM
Thank god. I needed one
Me, who is round faced and has no face structure: _ah yes, i have quite a jaw myself_
“That’s how it all starts, as a handful of dirt”
And ends in my case can I get a Yee Haw
*YEE HA W*
yEe HAw
Yeet!
Yeehaw
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her: it starts with a handful of dirt
me: never evolved a whole lot then did I?
edit: HOLY SHIT WTF I DID NOT NOTICE ALL THE LIKES THANK YOU O MY GOD
honestly, i evolved from my dirt form into mud. :(
@@sararyan9419 nice were you also stepped on?
Well you left me out in the rain to long and I turned into a big puddle of mud
Nah, now you just got a bag too
Nick Polonski hahahahahah
Glow: "I don't want to make any mistakes on my favorite human being"
Me: Should I tell her??
No no, don't tell her
“now i’m going to carve you beautiful cheekbones.”
me, looking in the mirror: where? where are they?
richie tozier kin that's so weird because I read this comment as she said this exact sentence.... that's fcked up mate, you can't control destiny like that and get away with it
Well she carved em off
Bruh. Username is solid lmao 👌👌
@@Douskre yes that was very weird 🙈🙈🙈
Ciara Clements thank you i’m a woman of taste and i love my emotional support horror gay
"maybe we can do the rest of the body tomorrow"
alright glow, if part two isn't up tomorrow then, I'm rioting.
Rioting without a body...
Timothy Wolff i mean IRL me is rioting at the lack of a video, not _only formed head_ me rioting at the lack of a body
nice prof pic bud
I love your pfp
@@knaussenheimer woosh
Me: *has insomnia, severe depression and anxiety* *can never sleep ever*
ASMR Glow: wait that’s illegal
I relate to this-
Hera, Hestia, Demeter, Athena, Aphrodite, Artemis, Persephone, Amphitrite and Hecate are all shook. Amazing concept.
Trojan war 2.0
Ooooo
psymike I was thinking the same thing XD
Which is the most beautiful between Athena, Aphrodite, Hera and Glow? 🤔
@@EpicBlueMVs We need to call Paris again. I'm guessing the golden apple will go to Glow this time.
Plot twist: it's Victor Frankenstein imagining himself as Goddess Glow as he creates the Monster.
Her: "you will be the most beautiful human"
Me:**waddles in to view with a donut in my mouth holding my computer with anime playing** "huh **waddles away like big foot being spotted** "BACK TO MY CAVE"
Lol
I feel called out
Girl have you been watching me? 😂😂
Wait I have sodas
Glow: "I will make you the most beautiful human being ever!"
*looks in the mirror*
You tried! Here's a participation trophy!
tIme Rang3r this is an under rated comment 😤 this is one of the most funniest I’ve seen
Charlotte Rose well thank you!
tIme Rang3r you are very welcome!
😂
Damnit she dropped the bottle of ‘anxiety’ into it again
ASMR Darkness, I felt that
@@sararyan9419 same
y’all are too funny... i’m trying to sleep here but all these comments keep making me laugh 😂😂 i love y’all have a nice sleep 💘
Rip u u haven't slept in one year I'm srry
"I will make you the most beautiful human ever created"
[X] DOUBT
🤣
M'gann M'orzz glow will remember that
X
［Y］LIE
X
Friend: Are you religious?
Me: Yes.. but no
I’m just hearing this in Jim from Friday night dinners voice Hahahaha
Yes.........but no !😂😂😂😂
Diggs sucks Jaire Alexander has him on lockdown
Oreo that’s funny. We’ve only played you guys once this year and I’m pretty sure that one time Kirk barely targeted Diggs so he ended up with one catch that was a 49 yard touchdown.
me as a wicca
“I don’t like to call it dirt”
Just call it People Powder the message will get across
This comment is underrated.😂😂😂
Well ig i’m late but TEHE IM WHEEZING
Instant human: just add water!
i would be very suspicious of anything called people powder its a lil too similar to powdered people for my liking
Us: comments that glow is basically as beautiful as a goddess
Glow: dresses up as a goddess
Us: *surprised Pikachu face*
*drops the human disguise*
Good one
KILL EM UZAYR
*I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move* .
"Just with a hand full of dirt"
did you steal it from Jack Sparrow?
THIS IS SEVERLY UNDERRATED
"I've got a jar of diiiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiiirrttt, and guess what's inside it"
all along....it was all of us inside it :O
get ready bc I'm gonna give u a kiss
@@giemogi I'm reeeaaadyyyy
@@larissa9211 sending the kiss now then 😌☝🏼
Her: “You are an amazing person!”
Everyone: y U aLwAyS lYiNg?
Jedigauvin your pfp is my reaction when I walk into a public toilet 🤢😷
imagine dying and going to heaven and goddess Glow stands there with arms open welcoming you, man that would actually be really nice, so friendly
I need to stop reading
comments while watching asmr
It distracts me from the actual video and I don’t get the relaxation from it
Is this only me
same
Sometimes but ones like this,reading comments relaxes me more
You have found me guilty of this. No matter what video it is, “what are the comments? Time to check!”
Haha same
I do this all the time
I annoy myself when I do it cause it distracts me from the amazingness of Goddess Glow
"Why don't we give you some hair"
Me with Alopecia: .......
Patrick Wehbe Well, you get SOME! Not a lot!
💜🥺🤗
"I will make you the most beautiful human ever created."
If *I'm* what you consider beautiful you need to reset the human race and start over.
i will give u happy. Listen/read bob ross quotes
"You look just like a god already"
Didn't know we had god of ugliness too lol
Hephaestus exist
@@yohanessamuel728 you beat me to it
@@yohanessamuel728 technically he isn't the God of ugliness more so he simply WAS the ugliest. The gods were (on the outside) made to be the prettiest beings. He just happened to have his face smashed in by Zeus lol
@@freddouglas6935 didn't Hera throw him off the Cliffside in most mainstream versions?
Fred Douglas I seriously don't have any idea what y'all are talking about
The way I expected this comment section was going to be entirely made of self-deprecating remarks
Y'all didn't disappoint
Glow: I think I can create a human
Me: I would be more impressed by that statement if i hadn't watched my wife do the same thing recently...
Bacon Hurricane this comment is so sweet! Congratulations
Seems like your wife is a human making goddess 😉 Congratulations!
AWWWW congrats!!!
That's one more view for Glow/Sharon
Bacon Hurricane i love that!!!! congratulations to you and your wife :)
so the angel was a disguise, too? now she is finally showing her truest form.
Even more true than the other ones!
Next up:
@@m-9648 shrek
This is by far my fav ASMR, I’ve come back to it so many times it’s just so chilled and the self assurance I get from it is unbelievable 😭
She just seems so dang happy to see us I cant
Sharon: *exists*
Me: I prefer the real ASMR Glow.
Sharon: *assumes guardian angel form*
Me: I said, the REAL ASMR Glow.
Sharon: *assumes goddess form*
Me: Perfection.
Thank you for another relaxing ASMR video, Sharon! Greetings from a humble fan!
All it needs is the image
Jedidragonking cringe
@@iGwlbirdy Ok boomer
She is the real ASMR glow
15:15
Dirt = how you were made
- ASMR glow 2019
But she's right tho.
Salted tru we turn to dirt when we die
bEaChH?!! ! that’s how the gods made humans with clay its a real mythology
bEaChH?!! ! I thought it was dust
bEaChH?!! ! We turn to dust when we die. Example avengers infinity war and endgame
This is actually really impressive!
She finished the character creation in 29 minutes, for me it usually takes at least an hour for me.
UR SO CLOSE TO 1M HOPEFULLY WE CAN REACH IT TODAY
Ya
2k in a few hours is steep, but hopefully you’re right
Knaussenheimer Shes at 999K omg
Right!?
We diddddd
Her finger slipped and she accidentally pressed exit when I was being made. So she just pressed randomized.
"I'm gonna make you the most beautiful human ever created."
Me: *are you sure about that?*
It’s so easy to forget that we are all creations and every part of us is here for a reason. Beautiful video 😊
Legends say this is the only human that God did not randomise
God: “Yup, that’s another human in the reject pile”
"You look so perfect already"
*me, an arrogant:*
Yeh I dont need you to tell me that..
Goddess: “This is where you came from: dirt.”
Me: “wait you didn’t do a thing I’m still an actual pile of dirt.”
First ingredient to make me:
Literally dirt. Just dirt.
Me: *sees Sharon’s notification* guess it’s time to sleep
my oven: *brownies baking inside*
me: guess I should say goodbye to my house now
Me, a human watching youtube:
Glow: I will make a human out of you
Me: Implying I'm not already?
Glow: Out of dirt.
Me: ...
Glow: Lemme carve your face.
To the tune of Mulan's "I will make a man out of you"
@@loafingcoffin1030 the finnish version
1:36 the prettier word for dirt you were looking for was “soil” my love
c l a y !
soil is worse lmao. give me dirt any day
fertilizer may as well have been said
I'd rather be a dirt bag than soil myself
I preffer poison
My 43y old uncle : 6:45
me : 'aight I'm out
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Tbh i expected some overused "I am going to put that thing in you" joke
but somehow the "I know what im gonna do with you" just killed me.
nice timestamp
Had a feelin' 😂😂😂 I'm sleep
I'm dead 😂💀
No thats just saturday
Goddess Glow should be a returning Roleplay. Who’s with me?
Twilight Wolf I prefer the guardian angel
@@Aggarius well in that case both
100%
But that's every video.
I was created with dirt? Everything makes sense now.
Finally she managed to be honest with us and reveal her true self
We see Sharon as she really is
Sharon: "I'll make you the most beautiful human"
17 years later*
Me: "Am I a joke to you?"
Glow has such a nice voice for asmr, the world has truly blessed us with the existence of this channel 🤗☺️😊
“i will make you the most beautiful human being”
then how did i end up like a sims character that got made to look like a clown
"I'll make you the most beautiful human ever created."
I'm getting some Dark souls character creation flashbacks..
"i will make you the most beautiful human being."
*looks in the mirror*
You actually did it...
we love self love
IKR like daaaaamn we all lookin ✨GOOD✨
except you
this energy
Lényeg a magabiztosság, nem igaz?
Okay, we all need to close down the asmr bakery, because this takes the cake.
awwww my god that's so nice!!
asmr bakery did nothingwrong
It takes the entire bakery
Other ASMRtist: “ASMR to help you relax”
Glow: ASMR showing how you were made...
Omg, I’m so shook, and your creativity and everything you have ever done on your channel is next level.
My first time creating a sim: (2019, colourised)
now shes a goddess, but 4 videos ago she was a guardian angel. must've got a promotion
she’s going up in the world
Glow: When I give you your two ears...
Vincent Van Gogh: am I a joke to you
To be fair, he took it off himself. He was given two 😂
Goddess: why don’t we give you some hair
Mr Clean: ;-;
PLEASE I SNORTED
@@justkay233 OH MY GOD THIS COMMENT IS TWO YEARS OLD BUT I’M SO HAPPY ITS STILL ENTERTAINING
"I'll make you the most beautiful human ever"
u lied to me glow.
If I'm created by a goddess like her I'd live my life to the fullest
do it!
“It can’t be that hard to make a human”
Well yea, you take some carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen, and ...
“We take some dirt here”
Already off to a bad start
Shout out to almost 1 million🙏🏼 Fr fr she always gives me tingles ❤️