I'd imagine that if somebody attempted to break into Valve headquarters, there would just be one of those around every corner. _and they'd actually shoot_
Engineer: *upgrading sentry to level 3* Engineer: now we need a dispenser *Whole team came out* Team: need a dispenser here (×10) *Medic came out* Medic: im fully charged *Whole team looks at him* Team: MEEEEDIIICC *and*DOCTOR(×19) Engineer: spy sappen my sentry *whole team looks at spy* Team: SPY(×10000000) Spy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Later at sniper the scop) Sniper: ..bloody hell..
billy bob the landlord its not that the teams don't want to kick them its the both teams are full bots that aren't going to kick each other for obvious reasons
billy bob the landlord Maybe because bots have a reaction time faster than a human’s. One time, as scout, the moment I stepped out the door I was shot by a Sasha Bot.
@Aiden Lee A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition: A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.[1] It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humor-the shaggy dog story is in a class of its own as an anti-joke; although presenting as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are notverbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstickand anecdotes. Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles [de],[2] jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet. Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstickwork with comic timing, precision and rhythmin their performance, relying as much on actions as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
Valve is using the sentry guns to guard the only known copy of half life 3 (Half Life Alyx is not Half Life 3 so please stop saying it is, all over again)
@@awake7586 imo they should have made a thing where you had to wait before each message, and make it so you can change your steam name after a week once you already changed it.
Sentry guarding *spy declocked* Spy:eheheh *grabs hlf3* *Gaben enters room* Spy:oh no Gaben: hl- i cant say this you cant touched that game cause we wont alow the number more then 2 and less then 4
The secret why no one has ever stolen the physical codes of HL3 is because, every time they go home in the evening, they set a secret mode on that shoots intruders with real bullets
a dispenser couldnt work irl BUT it can be used as an actual dispenser for food drinks etc, as for teleporter well teleportation isnt a real thing so what could work is to just get lights so that it looks like it can teleport you somewhere (sorry for being a nerd)
GUYS OMG do you realize what this means? I have an idea; just let me riff here. A TF2 laser-tag arena. Valve can buy some cheap plot of land in the desert and build some lifesize TF2 maps. You pick your character and put on a character-specific laser receptor suit, and run around and have a good time. Imagine payload IRL.
I will not partake until there is greater punishment in laser tag for getting hit than just not being able to shoot for a while. Honestly, laser tag always frustrates me because it doesn't work very well. The rules are fuzzy enough. But, add on top of that the fact that it's hard to tell when you're hit or if you actually hit people, it just turns into a mess of people following each other around and shooting blindly. Now, if your suit suddenly becomes rigid and you're incapable of moving for some period of time, that would be cool. But then, they would have to do something with you to make it so that people don't just stand around you and wait for you to come back "online".
Yea it might be cool like paintball arena,and u have costume with the characher badge,u know the heavy badge is that fist,pyro with the fire badge,but it might be hard if u r engi couse of the sentry update,and the teleporter,oh and the dispenser
They literally have only two or three developers actually programming new updates for that spaghetti storm of over 10 years of code, and their business model is actively preventing them from hiring new programmers, and even if they did get some new programmers, they would need to help teach them what's even going on in the games code. Also the last game they published was like Dota 2 or something, which is pretty old by now, so they HAVE to care about their existing titles because they are their only source of income.
well no, if valve dropped the games they would still be swimming in money, their games arent their source of income anymore, its steam, and thats probably why we dont get games anymore because valve are also working on hardware
+Jude Pelaez Funny story, some kid in my school was a fucking tf2 fanatic. So much, sometimes he did stuff you'd do in the game without even knowing until he saw himself doing it. One day in the fucking halls he was turned a corner when he suddenly stopped at the corner and everybody was question what he was doing, and he, unknowingly, replied, "There is a sentry around the corner." He caught himself mid sentence and realized what the fuck he was saying. Few people actually knew what he meant, and started laughing at him.
Okay, game plan: As shown in 1:09, the Valve is located in the center room of what appears to be the lounging facility for employees. From what we know, they have both a level-one sentry and turret from Portal defending it on either corners of the room. Now they said that if any of us were to successfully swipe the Valve from its place and out of the complex than they would release the Heavy update, but if there is, indeed, a turret guarding said Valve than we could possibly be hit with a double-whammy of the announcement of Portal 3 being in production (or Chell becoming a playable TF2 character via time loop, idk both sound great to me). Now if anyone lucky and insane enough would want to sap (or even steal) the sentry or turret, that would be a literal team effort just to lift those clunky, awkward machines if they don’t break, but that would make one helluva trophy and one big middle finger to Valve for their neglect towards the TF2 and Portal communities. We’ve made freaking working animatronic Cores for over a decade, and we want more of ‘em to come in the next.
@@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066 i have too much respect for humanity to believe you just wooooshed an obvious joke, please for the love of god tell me youre just telling a bad joke
I have a theory: All the tf2 devs where blu, that explains why they all are dead right now... Edit: Stop crying about Rick, he wasnt evem dead when i made the joke and he isn't a developer of the game. Read my comment before you get salty.
@@IndianaBones027 that has nothing to do with it. I was joking about the silence of tf2, this comment is old already, its sad what happened to soldier's voice actor. Hope he rest in peace. Good bye soldier...
MaXiMuXHD723 - Commando when im goin to grow up im going to make that that shoots real boolet and im going to sell it to the millitery and then make the guys wear chips so it wont shoot them also might going to make a lv 3 sentry
Imagine being in a big office area with cubicles, you’re in your cubicle, and nobody else is there, then you hear this thing go “bee-bee!” somewhere in the area.
MCStarVideos I was just going to make a comment similar to this. I would imagine if someone tried to infiltrate Valve headquarters, there would be that sentry up front, loaded with bullets. If they somehow get past that, they would go into the next room to be greeted with the Portal turrets, and if they somehow get past THAT, the people watching the cameras (though your comment is a little different, as you said to get rid of the cameras) would send down some Counter-Strike terrorists to take the infiltrator (s) hostage.
Man, the game is way too old. It´s iconic and still some fun to some point, but there are new things to try and to do than some good game from a decade ago.
This isn't on auto pilot son *DAMN IT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP* To those who haven't been the Garry's Mod scene or TF2 scene for a while that's from Erectin' a Boom
Yup. It's a bit less of 30 dollars, includes infrared sensors and some audio clips from the game. It actually works as a turret, except that it has no bullets of course.
SlimeGraal The 2, Just paint one red and the other blue. They will wear green if they see those. Paint another one yellow. Heck, just get 1 million sentries and color them every single color. (I think that's the number of variations in the color spectrum.)
![Burning Through Space 2 [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EVi00_zWaZE/mqdefault.jpg)
I have decided my game plan:
1. Disguise myself as a Valve employee
2. Infiltrate Valve HQ
3. Sap the sentry
4. Release the Heavy Update
The sniper is a spy!
@@chescaramos1095 the spy is a spy
@@plasticfoods5069 SPY is not our spy
Sniper TF2 Also, they have a turret, make sure to bring a gravity gun.
Took ma' disguiser
Engineer himself can carry his buildings in a toolbox
It takes 4 people to move it in real life
Engineer has superhuman strength confirmed
It wasnt in toolbox form
This sentry is 3x bigger
He upgrades his buildings by hitting them with a wrench
He also has a robot arm
lets get that bread gamers! That’s the mini sentry, not the main sentry
Valve: *Takes months to build it*
Engineer: *Has installed rockets in a few minutes*
I mean he does have 11 phds
@@codybuckler6027 and the funny wrench
Engineer is just Built Different
@waroga so how does he upgrade it quickly then
Something is usually quicker to build if you have the blueprints memorized
so THIS is why the one developer is still at work after all these years. he cant even leave
XD
He's wearing blu lol
He wore a blue shirt to work one day, and it was over.
9 years later, this sentry is still at level 1
That shows how much valve cares about tf2
@@posstaldude lmao right.
NO ANIME oof
Hes a good boi, leave him alone.
they never upgrade to level three..
I'd imagine that if somebody attempted to break into Valve headquarters, there would just be one of those around every corner.
_and they'd actually shoot_
3 months and I got 2 likes. Sweet.
Along with the Portal Turrets they have
"SOMETIMES YOU NEED A LITTLE TOO MUCH GUN."
or a combine turret, or a portal turret
thinking about it, whats with turrets and valve?
pain
"Whatever you do dont wear blue..."
-That's how we lost jon
o no
o no
._.
Poor jon
Ok
Imagine how cool it would be if someone broke in at night and upgraded it
ruh roh looks like they have installed 2 m134 miniguns on it
guess I'll die
*insert old man shrugging picture here*
Engineer took it personally when he noticed it was abandoned for 12 years on level 1
@@UH-60_Blackhawk *H A R O L D*
It actually shot at anyone wearing Blue.
When vandalism gone wrong
"Engineering experiment slaughters blue shirt wearing game developers!"
LMAO!
LMAO!
LMAO!
Blamo
LMAO!
Turret: **needs to be carried by 4 people**
Engineer: pathetic
That was gettin heavy
I think that's a problem that needs to be solved, anyone know a guy that solves problems?
@Red Engineer Not problems like "What is beauty"?
Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy
@Red Engineer engi is a blue spy
engineer carries a Lv1 sentry with both hands while it took 3 men to carry it slowly. No wonder the wrench has lots of random crits
engineer cary the sentry in the box
"Whew! That was getting heavy!"
"That wasn't getting any lighter"
They were doing that because they didn't want to drop it.
+I get into yt fights I get into TH-cam fights as well
Legends say that the engineer is still trying to upgrade his sentry to lv2
Pov: Spies keep sappin yours sentries but not killing you:
*hopefully nobody walks towards that sentry while wearing blue*
That was the moment he knew...
he fucked up
BEEP BEEP
*tf2 meet the outro plays with turret shootings in the background*
Hope a spy doesn’t sap the sentry
They will upgrade it to level 2, then level 2.1, and level 2.2, but never to level 3
NyanYTPClassic I see what you did there 😏
Hahahahahaha
Valve cant count to 3
Cuz valve cant count to 3
LOL IK What You Mean
valve: * releases TF2 *
Weta: here is the sentry gun
valve: * releases PORTAL *
weta: here is the sentry gun
all thats left is the Half Life sentry. Half Life has got to have one
Value: Dude, that's a portal gun. Not a sentry gun you hippy.
Weta: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Engineer: *upgrading sentry to level 3*
Engineer: now we need a dispenser
*Whole team came out*
Team: need a dispenser here (×10)
*Medic came out*
Medic: im fully charged
*Whole team looks at him*
Team: MEEEEDIIICC *and*DOCTOR(×19)
Engineer: spy sappen my sentry *whole team looks at spy*
Team: SPY(×10000000)
Spy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Later at sniper the scop)
Sniper: ..bloody hell..
@@ryananiel4821 cringe
But In another style
it's crazy how they just did it for valve for no cost at all, awesome people
So at this point in time it's probably still sitting there gathering dust and when someone looks at it they think "I wonder what that is."
Diabocal it’s not. I went on a tour in Valve HQ and it’s still there. They even made there own which was a level 2.
Yes No
Welp they won’t make a level three cause they can’t count XD
@@yesno1275 Did you meet the TF Team, or anyone working on TF2?
Lemon0_o I wanna know as well
@@yesno1275 I honestly think you're lying
Just imagine after spending all that work on the sentry, someone just says “Need a dispenser here!”
Put dispenser here!
pootis spencer here
*POOTIS SPENCER*
POOT IS T E L E P O R T E R H E R E
NEED A T E L E P O R T E R HERE
"ALERT, BLUE SPY IN THE BASE!"
Valve employees: "heck."
Aye lil help here?
@blue spy *laughs in pyro*
@@zsu-23-4kirov6 awww melde
@@zsu-23-4kirov6 *laughs in community server saxton hale boss*
DARN.
Isn’t it impressive the engineer made this in 3-4 seconds?
9 years ago...
back when tf2 wasnt a neglected child of valve
And now...we have sniper bots and galore.
Panda Battleships
in my experience, holy Jesus the enemies on the other team don’t wanna kick the bots for some reason
billy bob the landlord its not that the teams don't want to kick them its the both teams are full bots that aren't going to kick each other for obvious reasons
billy bob the landlord Maybe because bots have a reaction time faster than a human’s. One time, as scout, the moment I stepped out the door I was shot by a Sasha Bot.
dude it ltrly isnt they released an update with rick may?
Scout mains when they hear the beep in real life: *PTSD*
As a scout main, watching this as 4:30am, this hurt my beyond words can say. Also legit this is pretty awesome?? Nice comment btdubs
Lol
God, my Dustbowl flashbacks
i main scout and engineer lol
(scout for offensive, engi for defensive)
@@trii.spokes Oh damn Engineer Gaming
Yeah, imagine being a engineer building thousands of those for days/weeks/months and getting destroyed by a radio that made only few hours
eee
fuck.
Pretty sure a pyro will not let that happen
@@saulmoment4008 don't you mean a crazy dude with a gasmask and a flamethrower?
@@blur4504 dude Pyros not crazy at all
12 years later and this sentry is still at level 1(ahh sh** here we go again)
13 years and the sentry is still at level 1
bro u tried to steal a comment
@@TotallyBolero it’s a continuation and keeping it up
I guess there will be no mini sentry
13 now.. nvm didnt read the comment
@@ekko-p its 14
"Should we upgrade this sentry?"
-a valve employee before getting fired
Haha very funny 😂🤣😁😅😂🤣😁😅😂🤣😁😜😂😜😁😜🤣😅😂😜😂😜🤣😜😂😜🤣😅😜🤣😂😜🤣
@@missionslos8856 why are there so much emojis
For the boss, he was a dumbass. For the employees and fan base, he was a Legend
@@cri.682 now this is funny 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😐😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥶🥶🥵😳😳🥵😳😳😳🥵🥵😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
They didn’t break it they upgraded it into a level 2 sentry
This will be a Problem for the people wearing Blue Clothes
Marvin Crazy lmao
Aiden Lee he means valve workers wearing blue clothes calm your tits
Lolollolollololo
@Aiden Lee
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.[1]
It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humor-the shaggy dog story is in a class of its own as an anti-joke; although presenting as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are notverbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstickand anecdotes.
Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles [de],[2] jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.
Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstickwork with comic timing, precision and rhythmin their performance, relying as much on actions as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
@Aiden Lee Your comments don't even make any sense. '-'
This got recommended 10 YEARS after release, wow
Yeah man those were the good ol' days of TF2 *sniff*
Same
Ye
Yeah
Lol
12 years later,the sentry is still at level 1
Valve is using the sentry guns to guard the only known copy of half life 3
(Half Life Alyx is not Half Life 3 so please stop saying it is, all over again)
Also TF3, Portal 3 and L4D3
KGB Comrade yep
@@Di_616 lol
KGB Comrade We need a spy to sap it NOW!
@@TheGamerWhosBored spy sappin my sentry- valve
You know, it's cute. To see valve back when they cared about tf2
we wanted the heavy update, we got the F2P muting instead
@@markus_378 the worst thing is, no "thanks medic", no more "spy" and the worst of all: no more potis pow for f2p :(
The people above me are right
The game is 13 years, most games don't come even close to being supported that long.
@@awake7586 imo they should have made a thing where you had to wait before each message, and make it so you can change your steam name after a week once you already changed it.
TF2 Community: “Need an update here!”
mann vs myg()t update
‘Need availability on Xbox one here!’
@@martinford1988 (laughs in orange box on xbox360 and ps3 only)
*free players: -------
in the words of medic: "later"
I guess they used this sentry to guard TF2 from being updated.
I imagine if valve left this sentry is like dusty, unplugged and ignored just like how they do with the actual game
User_594 they do care about the game, they just left it there as a trophy or decoration
@@goldendocsonic2012 or they just need to update the game more
@Matix 777 true, they rlly need to hire like trusted tf2 community
Of course now it's just a fossil
They added a Ricardo skin.
looking back at this, this should be what the security cameras look like at valve
YES
Either sentry guns or security cameras from portal
@@gabbie07 don't forget ceiling turrets
also dispenser vending machine
and combine monitor computer
Don't wear blue shirts near Valve HQ
+rhodel Ganaden not really
+rhodel Ganaden but scare the living hell out of you
+Diego Andrés yep
XD
Diego Andrés
I just got shot...
Now I have no leg,GOD DAMNIT VALVE!
everybody gangsta until someone hits it 8 times with a wrench
the sentry is level 2 now.
@@WednesdayMan With a fully-loaded pair of Gatling guns.
everyone gangsta until the sentry stops working
@@moranoaldre *Team Fortress 2 soundtrack - "right behind you" starts playing*
@@moranoaldre *the spy has aleardy breaches our defenses*
Now nobody can rob Half Life 3
SrMendoza 5263 but they wont find it
Sentry guarding
*spy declocked*
Spy:eheheh
*grabs hlf3*
*Gaben enters room*
Spy:oh no
Gaben: hl- i cant say this you cant touched that game cause we wont alow the number more then 2 and less then 4
or portal 3
@@kemomusic5311 Basically the portal saga ended at 2 so...
😂😂😂😂
Now, the briefcase can be protected, for it contains, a half life 3 copy
Mint Gaming Or the new Tf2 update that will be good :D
yes
Mint Gaming that i'm not taking because i don't like half life.
then bring a sapper
No, it contains update material for the heavy!
happy 14th anniversary, sentry.
If I had one of those, I would make it shoot water.
_Then, I would be feared in my neighborhood._
I'll make it a security machine incase a robber comes I shoot them
no, not water...
SANVICHES!!!!!!
best thing ever
it shoots solid water balloons
They would sap it
“Ain’t that a cute little gun”
Stop waching this engineer red spy is in the base
@@ryannykonenko6792 shabadaba gooba like a meebo
📲
Nah it not cute it shoots US
@@ryannykonenko6792 idc, he'll just shoot my head anyways.
Imagine working for months on this sentry
Then a scout comes and say:
Need a teleporter here
And then there's a rocket jumping solider and a heavy saying *P O O T I S*
need a dispenser here
Imagine building this and all of a sudden you hear the echo of french laughter.
wow haha so funny take your tard award now
@@benjamindover4989 no one asked for you're sarcasm
i honestly hope this is still in valve offices
The secret why no one has ever stolen the physical codes of HL3 is because, every time they go home in the evening, they set a secret mode on that shoots intruders with real bullets
The WHOLE bullet.
That's 65% more bullet!
Nice reference, Raging.
Per bullet.
How do we cram so many bullets in 'em? Like this. *Shows clip of inside of sentry being filled with bullets.*
You never realize how intimidating a level 1 sentery is until you see it to scale
True
No
@@commenter621how about ye do the maths
Oh, the good old days when valve released major updates to TF2
How people is fixing sentry in video: *trying professionally fix sentry*
How fixing the engineer in tf2: *banging sentry with wrench*
It took 6 people to carry a sentry while engie can somehow carry the whole thing on his shoulder.
"that was gettin' heavy"
buff engineers
lintufriikki.deviantart.com/art/I-warned-ya-206363433 plus everybody knows-he has a robot hand under that glove.
+ffepic *InsertOverusedMemeHere* buffgineers
+Cold Blood i' m to scared to enter the link
That’s like their only defense in their base can you imagine just hearing
SENTRY DOWN
Valve employees:Oh no
they did also get a portal 2 sentry so i guess they have a secound defence for if that happens
@@bmbqt it even shoots 65% more bullet
Damn spy's sappin my sentry
learn spaces
@@darshil2317 Spy: *snort snort snort snort snort*
Sentrel: ;-; *dies*
Still waiting on “need a dispenser here” and “need a teleporter here”.
A working dispenser that acts like a vending machine would be cool
@@doomeddestroyer1012 that would be awesome!
Pootis spencer here
a dispenser couldnt work irl BUT it can be used as an actual dispenser for food drinks etc, as for teleporter well teleportation isnt a real thing so what could work is to just get lights so that it looks like it can teleport you somewhere (sorry for being a nerd)
Personally waiting for Put Dispenser Here.
It takes engineer roughly 8 seconds to build a sentry
And it takes over 5 years for valve to acknowlege a cheater crisis.
Back in the day when valve would help our current problems with TF2
GUYS OMG do you realize what this means?
I have an idea; just let me riff here.
A TF2 laser-tag arena. Valve can buy some cheap plot of land in the desert and build some lifesize TF2 maps. You pick your character and put on a character-specific laser receptor suit, and run around and have a good time.
Imagine payload IRL.
Great idea but they are not going to do it
Yeah that would be awesome but pricey
I will not partake until there is greater punishment in laser tag for getting hit than just not being able to shoot for a while. Honestly, laser tag always frustrates me because it doesn't work very well. The rules are fuzzy enough. But, add on top of that the fact that it's hard to tell when you're hit or if you actually hit people, it just turns into a mess of people following each other around and shooting blindly.
Now, if your suit suddenly becomes rigid and you're incapable of moving for some period of time, that would be cool. But then, they would have to do something with you to make it so that people don't just stand around you and wait for you to come back "online".
Ooooor Paintball :D
Yea it might be cool like paintball arena,and u have costume with the characher badge,u know the heavy badge is that fist,pyro with the fire badge,but it might be hard if u r engi couse of the sentry update,and the teleporter,oh and the dispenser
Can't believe this 2018. I was just looking on TH-cam when I found this video and it remember when valve actually used to care about tf2.
Abdul Rafay Valve doesn't care about tf2 anymore.
They literally have only two or three developers actually programming new updates for that spaghetti storm of over 10 years of code, and their business model is actively preventing them from hiring new programmers, and even if they did get some new programmers, they would need to help teach them what's even going on in the games code.
Also the last game they published was like Dota 2 or something, which is pretty old by now, so they HAVE to care about their existing titles because they are their only source of income.
less than that i would say
well no, if valve dropped the games they would still be swimming in money, their games arent their source of income anymore, its steam, and thats probably why we dont get games anymore because valve are also working on hardware
creeper izak So how much has their business model changed? Have they completely dropped game development?
I hope the box it shipped in said “Mann co. Shipping”.
Someday someone's gonna come along and instinctively try to sap it.
+Jude Pelaez I've seen a comment where someone said that somebody would eventually instinctively wrench it
I got it!
Somebody is going to come along and instinctively wrench the person instinctively sapping the sentry!
+Lorgon it all mkes ense
+Jude Pelaez Funny story, some kid in my school was a fucking tf2 fanatic. So much, sometimes he did stuff you'd do in the game without even knowing until he saw himself doing it. One day in the fucking halls he was turned a corner when he suddenly stopped at the corner and everybody was question what he was doing, and he, unknowingly, replied, "There is a sentry around the corner." He caught himself mid sentence and realized what the fuck he was saying. Few people actually knew what he meant, and started laughing at him.
+Jude Pelaez Or wrench it.
Something about having a replica from a game or movie is just so satisfying
Yeah, especially a functioning sentry gun
Engineer Valves: *Building a sentry!*
The spy disguise as a Engineer Valve:
Okay, game plan:
As shown in 1:09, the Valve is located in the center room of what appears to be the lounging facility for employees. From what we know, they have both a level-one sentry and turret from Portal defending it on either corners of the room. Now they said that if any of us were to successfully swipe the Valve from its place and out of the complex than they would release the Heavy update, but if there is, indeed, a turret guarding said Valve than we could possibly be hit with a double-whammy of the announcement of Portal 3 being in production (or Chell becoming a playable TF2 character via time loop, idk both sound great to me). Now if anyone lucky and insane enough would want to sap (or even steal) the sentry or turret, that would be a literal team effort just to lift those clunky, awkward machines if they don’t break, but that would make one helluva trophy and one big middle finger to Valve for their neglect towards the TF2 and Portal communities. We’ve made freaking working animatronic Cores for over a decade, and we want more of ‘em to come in the next.
This comment needs more likes
lmao
The valve actually got stolen.
BUT WHEN?
We need cardboard and markers, and a radio with cables
"Ain't that a cute little gun!"- Engineer
That there is just a *s a d* display boy
@@Battle_Dude605 If I ever go to Valve headquarters it's going to take all my self control not to hit this thing with a wrench.
ain’t that a cute little gun?
- engineer gamer tf2 (real)
yes
Valve: *Takes months to make one single sentry*
Engineer: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you.
but he already has a blue print dummy 😡😡😡
@@chicharonnes98 r/whoooosh
@@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066 i have too much respect for humanity to believe you just wooooshed an obvious joke, please for the love of god tell me youre just telling a bad joke
@@syeungmin6204 what. the. fuck.
@@toysonictherobothedgehogbr6066 1.linkimg subs outside of reddit
2.mispelling the name of the sub
3. saying it to a obvious joke
When game developers were actually nerdy-dudebro-gamers and were full of passion for their product and fans.
Imagine how valve employees walk up to this and remember that tf2 is still a thing
They probably get rid of it
That’s how Jungle Inferno was created
If only they put as much work as they did into the sentry, on tf2, maybe then I wouldn't be playing a lego version cuz its more balanced
@@lilrag3 I mean it was 9 years in development that's a lot of time
@@lilrag3 you mean the roblox version?
Now make a vending machine thats a dispencer
Philomena Mooney
\I WANT MY COOKEH!!!!
Or that could be where they put they're health aid kits
Raul Alanis
You mean First Aid kit
+Killulikeaboss2 I didn't even notice I typed in health
Raul Alanis
what did you mean then
I have a theory:
All the tf2 devs where blu, that explains why they all are dead right now...
Edit: Stop crying about Rick, he wasnt evem dead when i made the joke and he isn't a developer of the game. Read my comment before you get salty.
Oh ok
This is definitely not funn Y
yea i think this is real
Not funny anymore, the voice for Soldier is actually dead now
@@IndianaBones027 that has nothing to do with it.
I was joking about the silence of tf2, this comment is old already, its sad what happened to soldier's voice actor.
Hope he rest in peace. Good bye soldier...
Need a(n) update here!
its all fun and games until someone from origin walks by
*Blizzard
grapezzzz19 the hell is origin?
Gamer Cat origin is basically a EA version of steam.
grapezzzz19 overwatch*
Valve: *spends weeks maybe months making this sentry*
Engineer: *haha wrench go slap*
its pow not slap
WHY DO I FIX EVERYTHING I TOUCH
Valve didn't manufacture it, WETA Workshop. I'm guessing as a gift, but I dunno.
@@maizahmohdabdullah5916 *why do i fix everything i smack?
*bap*
what a nice reference to the game
i hope they dont abandon it for 4 years
@MeOwO :sadtrollge:
:trollge:
guess what
:trollge:
😭
"hey dear, what do you think of my nice new blue dress?"
*"WAIT HONEY NO-"*
please don't whack this one with a wrench
Lol
Ingame:"HEY WHACK THIS IT NEEDS AMMO!"
OnEarth:"HEY YOU! DONT WHACK THAT WITH A WRENCH IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT HERE!
ENGINEER UPGRADE THIS SENTRY
gg report engineer for not upgrading
I woud
No one at Valve could wear blue again.
Spy's could
That idea is mine, bro
GameCommentaryMakerz spies*
장호영 What you mean?
Pokepro Rotmg I am pretty sure it's spy's
Imagine someone brings a Sapper, Valve employees be like " Spy sappin our sentry!"
"SHIT, IT'S RUINED! WE PAYED LIKE 10 GRAND FOR THAT SHIT DUDE!"
0:47 the sentry gun looks on past, aloof, as the men continue the rituals of the cult of the sentry
“And you best hope, it don’t point at you”
-Engineer
Valve: spends time to build a sentry
A random Demoman: Allow me to introduce myself
Pov: you just saw an uber charged heavy
did you even read the first part of thw video
or do you not how to read
I had me good eye on you the whole time
nah man the Spy Sap is it's worst nightmare
Tavish bouta' bomb Valve Headquarters💀
what's gonna happen if i wear blue shirt and meet this sentry
*ded*
Ubavi Palacinki not big surprise
just zap it
baccon!
bring a sapper
and yet to this day, nobody at valve has thought to hit this sentry with a wrench.
Valve: Makes sentry gun from TF2.
US Military: You're hired!
MaXiMuXHD723 - Commando when im goin to grow up im going to make that that shoots real boolet and im going to sell it to the millitery and then make the guys wear chips so it wont shoot them also might going to make a lv 3 sentry
weebygamer
what if it shoots radome civilians
Krieger he means when they are fighting in war zones not public areas
I hate life Lmao
Makes sense but don’t you think it makes sense they would use a ATGM or a RPG to take one down since their stationary
Imagine being in a big office area with cubicles, you’re in your cubicle, and nobody else is there, then you hear this thing go “bee-bee!” somewhere in the area.
Now hit it a couple times with a wrench and make it a Lv2!
Marlon de Groot but what if i dont have metal:(
need a dispenser here!
a dispencer would make a good snack machine
POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
Valve's Portal and TF2 Sentries having casual conversation long after humanity's gone extinct.
1:02 That shot of the sentry destroyed tf2's economy.
It killed the entire tf2 development team
Don’t hit it with a wrench I’ll give it ammo
This is a friendly server
@Spah! wait this wasn’t supposed to have likes
1. Fill it with bullets
2. Scrap all your cameras
3. Let him do the night watch
Use the cameras for more bullets
XD
MCStarVideos I was just going to make a comment similar to this. I would imagine if someone tried to infiltrate Valve headquarters, there would be that sentry up front, loaded with bullets. If they somehow get past that, they would go into the next room to be greeted with the Portal turrets, and if they somehow get past THAT, the people watching the cameras (though your comment is a little different, as you said to get rid of the cameras) would send down some Counter-Strike terrorists to take the infiltrator (s) hostage.
Hack there pc for demm keys and unusuals
"Ohhh!... I'm sorry I don't know what that was..."
-Dan Hardcastle (Every year)
You know I wonder what they think every time they see this sentry, do they go like: oh TF2.
i wore blue in the valve offices once.
i barley made it out alive
:O ANOTHER IHE PARODY
Is the "barley made it out alive" a pun or misspell?
Remember when valve actually cared for tf2
Man, the game is way too old. It´s iconic and still some fun to some point, but there are new things to try and to do than some good game from a decade ago.
Remember when they cared about anything other than Dota?
Thing is for now valve is focusing all their energy on half life Alex and soon they’ll probably get to making a tf3 if anything (it’s a huge debate)
@@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775 like dota? The trash game
Wrong classics dont get old they stay classic you sound like someone who dont got enough hats
Put it outside Valve HQ and scare the shit out of passerbys
Lol yea
Yes
So much yes
It won't be there anymore because it'll be mine.
+Proudsonic885 sorry to say but i took it already
12 years later, it's still level one
Engineer: “makes sentrys by smacking it with a wrench”
Weta workshop: s i k e
Me: _purchases one for a security system_
Valve: *_GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP_*
You are a sinner
Oh noes I've been judged
upgrade to level 2 to have better protecc
I ordered a level 3 sentry but all I got was a card game
This isn't on auto pilot son *DAMN IT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP*
To those who haven't been the Garry's Mod scene or TF2 scene for a while that's from Erectin' a Boom
They should make them mini sized and work on batterys so everyone can have a sentry on his/her desk
Exactly, like the Portal 2 desktop turret thing.
TheDragShot oh, you can buy a mini portal turret, but no sentry???? valve why are you doing this :'(
Yup. It's a bit less of 30 dollars, includes infrared sensors and some audio clips from the game. It actually works as a turret, except that it has no bullets of course.
TheDragShot how big is it?
Yeah, a mini-sentry. That would make it :) .
Upgrading it is treadmill work
I can imagine valve making this shoot nerf bullets and annoy the crap outta customers
thAT sentry must be put on banks so tf2 robber wear blue shirt HE GONNA RAN AWAY
SlimeGraal The 2, Just paint one red and the other blue. They will wear green if they see those. Paint another one yellow. Heck, just get 1 million sentries and color them every single color. (I think that's the number of variations in the color spectrum.)
16.5 million for RGB spectrum hue hue hue.
was that a pun
What customers? It's a headquarters not a store
yeah that's cool and all, but....
*NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!!*
Peucoman nope
Peucoman *POOTIS SPENCER HERE*
*DEPLOY A DISPENSER HERE!!!*
They should have a dispenser skin on the vending machines in their break room or whatever, if they have one.
Χάρης & Μπάμπης Gaming nope
5 seconds later:
*Sentry gets sapped*
"Spy around here!"
Spah sappin mah sentreh!
My favorite class is the spy
- Gabe Newell
@@aquino3120 Thanks, and have fun
Shendelmens
The cameraman is a SPY!
man, engineer must be strong if he can carry a LEVEL 3 sentry while it requires 4+ GROWN MEN to carry a LEVEL 1
RED sentries are powerful.
BLU sentries miss a ton if you are a scout.
what kind of difference do they even have though
@@newhandle_2552 they don't
Oh i get it my stupid brain
@@newhandle_2552 have you watched the cinematic trailers? (meet the engineer and meet the scout)
Mini sentry:hold my ammo
sad thing it's probably ruined now because someone probably kept whacking it with a wrench to upgrade it.
wurmsrus Gabe to worker "what the hell are you doing to my sentry!", Worker "Im upgrading it". Gabe *face pams*. XD lol