Need a Sentry Here!
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ธ.ค. 2010
- Last week we took delivery of the full-scale level 1 sentry gun, made for us by WETA Workshop - complete with a motion sensor and audio. It's an incredible piece of craftsmanship that we just had to share with the TF2 community and any visitors brave enough to enter our lobby.
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engineer carries a Lv1 sentry with both hands while it took 3 men to carry it slowly. No wonder the wrench has lots of random crits
engineer cary the sentry in the box
"Whew! That was getting heavy!"
"That wasn't getting any lighter"
They were doing that because they didn't want to drop it.
+I get into yt fights I get into TH-cam fights as well
Turret: **needs to be carried by 4 people**
Engineer: pathetic
That was gettin heavy
I think that's a problem that needs to be solved, anyone know a guy that solves problems?
@Red Engineer Not problems like "What is beauty"?
Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy
@Red Engineer engi is a blue spy
Imagine how cool it would be if someone broke in at night and upgraded it
ruh roh looks like they have installed 2 m134 miniguns on it
guess I'll die
*insert old man shrugging picture here*
Engineer took it personally when he noticed it was abandoned for 12 years on level 1
@@UH-60_Blackhawk *H A R O L D*
It actually shot at anyone wearing Blue.
When vandalism gone wrong
so THIS is why the one developer is still at work after all these years. he cant even leave
XD
9 years later, this sentry is still at level 1
That shows how much valve cares about tf2
@@posstaldude lmao right.
NO ANIME oof
Hes a good boi, leave him alone.
they never upgrade to level three..
I have decided my game plan:
1. Disguise myself as a Valve employee
2. Infiltrate Valve HQ
3. Sap the sentry
4. Release the Heavy Update
The sniper is a spy!
@@chescaramos1095 the spy is a spy
@@plasticfoods5069 SPY is not our spy
Sniper TF2 Also, they have a turret, make sure to bring a gravity gun.
Took ma' disguiser
what a nice company making a reference to the hit game that they created. i hope they stay active
as if nobody literally plays anymore
that's just wrong lmfaoooo@@TheVideoMaker1999
Is more active than everyone!!
Especially with bots
Legends say that the engineer is still trying to upgrade his sentry to lv2
Pov: Spies keep sappin yours sentries but not killing you:
I'd imagine that if somebody attempted to break into Valve headquarters, there would just be one of those around every corner.
_and they'd actually shoot_
3 months and I got 2 likes. Sweet.
Along with the Portal Turrets they have
"SOMETIMES YOU NEED A LITTLE TOO MUCH GUN."
or a combine turret, or a portal turret
thinking about it, whats with turrets and valve?
pain
"ALERT, BLUE SPY IN THE BASE!"
Valve employees: "heck."
Aye lil help here?
@blue spy *laughs in pyro*
@@zsu-23-4kirov6 awww melde
@@zsu-23-4kirov6 *laughs in community server saxton hale boss*
DARN.
12 years later and this sentry is still at level 1
Isn’t it impressive the engineer made this in 3-4 seconds?
*hopfully nobody walks towards that sentry while wearing blue*
That was the moment he knew...
he fucked up
BEEP BEEP
*tf2 meet the outro plays with turret shootings in the background*
Hope a spy doesn’t sap the sentry
Don't wear blue shirts near Valve HQ
+rhodel Ganaden not really
+rhodel Ganaden but scare the living hell out of you
+Diego Andrés yep
XD
Diego Andrés
I just got shot...
Now I have no leg,GOD DAMNIT VALVE!
it's crazy how they just did it for valve for no cost at all, awesome people
12 years later,the sentry is still at level 1
TF2 Community: “Need an update here!”
mann vs myg()t update
‘Need availability on Xbox one here!’
@@martinford1988 (laughs in orange box on xbox360 and ps3 only)
*free players: -------
in the words of medic: "later"
"Engineering experiment slaughters blue shirt wearing game developers!"
LMAO!
LMAO!
LMAO!
Blamo
LMAO!
i honestly hope this is still in valve offices
I guess they used this sentry to guard TF2 from being updated.
Engineer himself can carry his buildings in a toolbox
It takes 4 people to move it in real life
Engineer has superhuman strength confirmed
It wasnt in toolbox form
This sentry is 3x bigger
He upgrades his buildings by hitting them with a wrench
He also has a robot arm
lets get that bread gamers! That’s the mini sentry, not the main sentry
Valve: *Takes months to build it*
Engineer: *Has installed rockets in a few minutes*
I mean he does have 11 phds
@@codybuckler6027 and the funny wrench
Engineer is just Built Different
with the funny monke wrench
@waroga so how does he upgrade it quickly then
12 years later, this sentry is still at lvl 1
How people is fixing sentry in video: *trying professionally fix sentry*
How fixing the engineer in tf2: *banging sentry with wrench*
So at this point in time it's probably still sitting there gathering dust and when someone looks at it they think "I wonder what that is."
Diabocal it’s not. I went on a tour in Valve HQ and it’s still there. They even made there own which was a level 2.
Yes No
Welp they won’t make a level three cause they can’t count XD
@@yesno1275 Did you meet the TF Team, or anyone working on TF2?
Lemon0_o I wanna know as well
@@yesno1275 I honestly think you're lying
"Whatever you do dont wear blue..."
-That's how we lost jon
o no
o no
._.
Poor jon
Ok
Engineer Valves: *Building a sentry!*
The spy disguise as a Engineer Valve:
After 12 years this sentry is still in the level 1
No one at Valve could wear blue again.
Spy's could
That idea is mine, bro
GameCommentaryMakerz spies*
장호영 What you mean?
Pokepro Rotmg I am pretty sure it's spy's
They will upgrade it to level 2, then level 2.1, and level 2.2, but never to level 3
NyanYTPClassic I see what you did there 😏
Hahahahahaha
Valve cant count to 3
Cuz valve cant count to 3
LOL IK What You Mean
It took six people to carry the sentry but engineer can do it all by himself with the additional weight of a toolbox.
"The heavy update will come out when someone steals the valve in our office"
yeah that's cool and all, but....
*NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!!*
Peucoman nope
Peucoman *POOTIS SPENCER HERE*
*DEPLOY A DISPENSER HERE!!!*
They should have a dispenser skin on the vending machines in their break room or whatever, if they have one.
Χάρης & Μπάμπης Gaming nope
valve: * releases TF2 *
Weta: here is the sentry gun
valve: * releases PORTAL *
weta: here is the sentry gun
all thats left is the Half Life sentry. Half Life has got to have one
Value: Dude, that's a portal gun. Not a sentry gun you hippy.
Weta: WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Engineer: *upgrading sentry to level 3*
Engineer: now we need a dispenser
*Whole team came out*
Team: need a dispenser here (×10)
*Medic came out*
Medic: im fully charged
*Whole team looks at him*
Team: MEEEEDIIICC *and*DOCTOR(×19)
Engineer: spy sappen my sentry *whole team looks at spy*
Team: SPY(×10000000)
Spy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Later at sniper the scop)
Sniper: ..bloody hell..
@@ryananiel4821 cringe
But In another style
The fact that this video is in my recommended again after 10 years is amazing
I really hope they still have this over at the HQ it would be really cool to see a sentry gun right as you walked into the building
Just imagine after spending all that work on the sentry, someone just says “Need a dispenser here!”
Put dispenser here!
pootis spencer here
*POOTIS SPENCER*
POOT IS T E L E P O R T E R H E R E
NEED A T E L E P O R T E R HERE
Valve is using the sentry guns to guard the only known copy of half life 3
(Half Life Alyx is not Half Life 3 so please stop saying it is, all over again)
Also TF3, Portal 3 and L4D3
KGB Comrade yep
@@Di_616 lol
KGB Comrade We need a spy to sap it NOW!
@@TheGamerWhosBored spy sappin my sentry- valve
That makes a TF2 sentry gun and an Appeture Science turret the only thing keeping us from stealing the valve and getting the Heavy update and/or Half Life 3
Scout mains when they hear the beep in real life: *PTSD*
As a scout main, watching this as 4:30am, this hurt my beyond words can say. Also legit this is pretty awesome?? Nice comment btdubs
Lol
God, my Dustbowl flashbacks
i main scout and engineer lol
(scout for offensive, engi for defensive)
@@ziqrsx Oh damn Engineer Gaming
The secret why no one has ever stolen the physical codes of HL3 is because, every time they go home in the evening, they set a secret mode on that shoots intruders with real bullets
The WHOLE bullet.
That's 65% more bullet!
Nice reference, Raging.
Per bullet.
How do we cram so many bullets in 'em? Like this. *Shows clip of inside of sentry being filled with bullets.*
They abondened that sentry like every minecraft dog
I hope that one day in the future, we get to actually live TF2, but respawning of course, but thats the future, not today
You know, it's cute. To see valve back when they cared about tf2
we wanted the heavy update, we got the F2P muting instead
@@markus_378 the worst thing is, no "thanks medic", no more "spy" and the worst of all: no more potis pow for f2p :(
The people above me are right
The game is 13 years, most games don't come even close to being supported that long.
@@awake7586 imo they should have made a thing where you had to wait before each message, and make it so you can change your steam name after a week once you already changed it.
Yeah, imagine being a engineer building thousands of those for days/weeks/months and getting destroyed by a radio that made only few hours
eee
fuck.
Pretty sure a pyro will not let that happen
@@saulmoment4008 don't you mean a crazy dude with a gasmask and a flamethrower?
@@blur4504 dude Pyros not crazy at all
You know I wonder what they think every time they see this sentry, do they go like: oh TF2.
please don't whack this one with a wrench
Lol
Ingame:"HEY WHACK THIS IT NEEDS AMMO!"
OnEarth:"HEY YOU! DONT WHACK THAT WITH A WRENCH IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT HERE!
ENGINEER UPGRADE THIS SENTRY
gg report engineer for not upgrading
I woud
I imagine if valve left this sentry is like dusty, unplugged and ignored just like how they do with the actual game
User_594 they do care about the game, they just left it there as a trophy or decoration
@@goldendocsonic2012 or they just need to update the game more
@Matix 777 true, they rlly need to hire like trusted tf2 community
Of course now it's just a fossil
They added a Ricardo skin.
Now all we need is that turret from portal that Weta workshop also made to have a fight with this thing.
it took them god knows how much people and time to assemble this sentry, meanwhile engi needs about 7 seconds to build it
9 years ago...
back when tf2 wasnt a neglected child of valve
And now...we have sniper bots and galore.
Panda Battleships
in my experience, holy Jesus the enemies on the other team don’t wanna kick the bots for some reason
billy bob the landlord its not that the teams don't want to kick them its the both teams are full bots that aren't going to kick each other for obvious reasons
billy bob the landlord Maybe because bots have a reaction time faster than a human’s. One time, as scout, the moment I stepped out the door I was shot by a Sasha Bot.
dude it ltrly isnt they released an update with rick may?
GUYS OMG do you realize what this means?
I have an idea; just let me riff here.
A TF2 laser-tag arena. Valve can buy some cheap plot of land in the desert and build some lifesize TF2 maps. You pick your character and put on a character-specific laser receptor suit, and run around and have a good time.
Imagine payload IRL.
Great idea but they are not going to do it
Yeah that would be awesome but pricey
I will not partake until there is greater punishment in laser tag for getting hit than just not being able to shoot for a while. Honestly, laser tag always frustrates me because it doesn't work very well. The rules are fuzzy enough. But, add on top of that the fact that it's hard to tell when you're hit or if you actually hit people, it just turns into a mess of people following each other around and shooting blindly.
Now, if your suit suddenly becomes rigid and you're incapable of moving for some period of time, that would be cool. But then, they would have to do something with you to make it so that people don't just stand around you and wait for you to come back "online".
Ooooor Paintball :D
Yea it might be cool like paintball arena,and u have costume with the characher badge,u know the heavy badge is that fist,pyro with the fire badge,but it might be hard if u r engi couse of the sentry update,and the teleporter,oh and the dispenser
tf2 has a level one sentry prop, pot plant AND a janitor its great to know one of valves most played games making them tons of money is in good hands (or most of the things have hands)
12 years later,
still haven’t received my dispenser
"Should we upgrade this sentry?"
-a valve employee before getting fired
Haha very funny 😂🤣😁😅😂🤣😁😅😂🤣😁😜😂😜😁😜🤣😅😂😜😂😜🤣😜😂😜🤣😅😜🤣😂😜🤣
@@missionslos8856 why are there so much emojis
For the boss, he was a dumbass. For the employees and fan base, he was a Legend
@@cri.682 now this is funny 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😐😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥶🥶🥵😳😳🥵😳😳😳🥵🥵😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵
They didn’t break it they upgraded it into a level 2 sentry
everybody gangsta until someone hits it 8 times with a wrench
the sentry is level 2 now.
@@WednesdayMan With a fully-loaded pair of Gatling guns.
everyone gangsta until the sentry stops working
@@moranoaldre *Team Fortress 2 soundtrack - "right behind you" starts playing*
@@moranoaldre *the spy has aleardy breaches our defenses*
Im here 11 years later and im still bangin to the theme music
Welcome to Team Fortress 2! After nine years in development we hope it was worth the wait. Thanks and have one!
looking back at this, this should be what the security cameras look like at valve
YES
Either sentry guns or security cameras from portal
@@gabbie07 don't forget ceiling turrets
also dispenser vending machine
This got recommended 10 YEARS after release, wow
Yeah man those were the good ol' days of TF2 *sniff*
Same
Ye
Yeah
Lol
It's nice knowing valve has upgraded their security measures
man, engineer must be strong if he can carry a LEVEL 3 sentry while it requires 4+ GROWN MEN to carry a LEVEL 1
This will be a Problem for the people wearing Blue Clothes
Marvin Crazy lmao
Aiden Lee he means valve workers wearing blue clothes calm your tits
Lolollolollololo
@Aiden Lee
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@Aiden Lee Your comments don't even make any sense. '-'
Someday someone's gonna come along and instinctively try to sap it.
+Jude Pelaez I've seen a comment where someone said that somebody would eventually instinctively wrench it
I got it!
Somebody is going to come along and instinctively wrench the person instinctively sapping the sentry!
+Lorgon it all mkes ense
+Jude Pelaez Funny story, some kid in my school was a fucking tf2 fanatic. So much, sometimes he did stuff you'd do in the game without even knowing until he saw himself doing it. One day in the fucking halls he was turned a corner when he suddenly stopped at the corner and everybody was question what he was doing, and he, unknowingly, replied, "There is a sentry around the corner." He caught himself mid sentence and realized what the fuck he was saying. Few people actually knew what he meant, and started laughing at him.
+Jude Pelaez Or wrench it.
12 years later, it's still level one
Need a dispencer here ! Need a dispencer here ! Need a dispencer here !
Need a dispencer here !
Need a dispencer here !
its all fun and games until someone from origin walks by
*Blizzard
grapezzzz19 the hell is origin?
Gamer Cat origin is basically a EA version of steam.
grapezzzz19 overwatch*
Now hit it a couple times with a wrench and make it a Lv2!
Marlon de Groot but what if i dont have metal:(
need a dispenser here!
a dispencer would make a good snack machine
POOTIS SPENCER HERE!
*in demomans' voice* "Sentry [ahead]! Bwahahahaa hohoh heh"
12 years later, as what they say. It's still on level 1.
Put it outside Valve HQ and scare the shit out of passerbys
Lol yea
Yes
So much yes
It won't be there anymore because it'll be mine.
+Proudsonic885 sorry to say but i took it already
i wore blue in the valve offices once.
i barley made it out alive
:O ANOTHER IHE PARODY
Is the "barley made it out alive" a pun or misspell?
Now you need a sapper that glows and buzzes when it is placed on top of the sentry
Whoa, Tf2 really improved their graphics!
Now make a vending machine thats a dispencer
Philomena Mooney
\I WANT MY COOKEH!!!!
Or that could be where they put they're health aid kits
Raul Alanis
You mean First Aid kit
+Killulikeaboss2 I didn't even notice I typed in health
Raul Alanis
what did you mean then
sad thing it's probably ruined now because someone probably kept whacking it with a wrench to upgrade it.
wurmsrus Gabe to worker "what the hell are you doing to my sentry!", Worker "Im upgrading it". Gabe *face pams*. XD lol
12 years later. This memory will never fade.
The fact that the sentry is so big implies that the people in tf2 are bigger than natural
“They need to get metal and hit it with a wrench”- Engineer Gaming
Now we just need a Chinese tape recorder and a French rouge.
And teleporters.
And dispensers.
And every other feature of TF2, but in laser tag.
You mean wrangler tag?
Chinese you say? Looks like Valve is gonna get blocked in China now.
@@Lolbama2012 that happened to OW when they started using Mei as a Pro-HK symbol
That’s a good idea, have sentries placed in laser tag for CTF mode
@@SonicMusicVape there'll also be Neutral sentries, they just shoot everyone and can be destroyed by anyone
Now nobody can rob Half Life 3
SrMendoza 5263 but they wont find it
Sentry guarding
*spy declocked*
Spy:eheheh
*grabs hlf3*
*Gaben enters room*
Spy:oh no
Gaben: hl- i cant say this you cant touched that game cause we wont alow the number more then 2 and less then 4
or portal 3
@@kemomusic5311 Basically the portal saga ended at 2 so...
😂😂😂😂
*"It all fun and hard working until the sentry noticed a guy in blue shirt"*
Wonderful sentry spot...wonderful.
what's gonna happen if i wear blue shirt and meet this sentry
*ded*
Ubavi Palacinki not big surprise
just zap it
baccon!
bring a sapper
Something about having a replica from a game or movie is just so satisfying
Yeah, especially a functioning sentry gun
I also remember when valve cared about tf2
this is the kind of stuff the rich kid would buy for Halloween.
Still waiting on “need a dispenser here” and “need a teleporter here”.
A working dispenser that acts like a vending machine would be cool
@@doomeddestroyer1012 that would be awesome!
Pootis spencer here
a dispenser couldnt work irl BUT it can be used as an actual dispenser for food drinks etc, as for teleporter well teleportation isnt a real thing so what could work is to just get lights so that it looks like it can teleport you somewhere (sorry for being a nerd)
Personally waiting for Put Dispenser Here.
Imagine working for months on this sentry
Then a scout comes and say:
Need a teleporter here
And then there's a rocket jumping solider and a heavy saying *P O O T I S*
need a dispenser here
Imagine building this and all of a sudden you hear the echo of french laughter.
wow haha so funny take your tard award now
@@benjamindover4989 no one asked for you're sarcasm
Legend said it is still protecting the value company
Imagine using it as a security system, when he sees an intruder he raises up an alarm and makes loud shooting noises, while facing him
“Ain’t that a cute little gun”
Stop waching this engineer red spy is in the base
@@ryannykonenko6792 shabadaba gooba like a meebo
📲
Nah it not cute it shoots US
@@ryannykonenko6792 idc, he'll just shoot my head anyways.
So does that mean that if a Blizzard employee came in they'd be able to sap their sentry?
Then the Portal turret spots them and opens fire.
HOLD IT. HALF-LIFE 2 SENTRY DESERVES A CHANCE TOO.
Lol
Disgusted Batman oooooooooooooo
Are you sure about that?
The turrets keeps killing everyone in the Valve studio, that's why there's no new maps.
11 years later it’s still cool to watch again
Imagine how valve employees walk up to this and remember that tf2 is still a thing
They probably get rid of it
That’s how Jungle Inferno was created
If only they put as much work as they did into the sentry, on tf2, maybe then I wouldn't be playing a lego version cuz its more balanced
@@lilrag3 I mean it was 9 years in development that's a lot of time
@@lilrag3 you mean the roblox version?
That’s like their only defense in their base can you imagine just hearing
SENTRY DOWN
Valve employees:Oh no
they did also get a portal 2 sentry so i guess they have a secound defence for if that happens
@@bmanb2099 it even shoots 65% more bullet
Damn spy's sappin my sentry
learn spaces
@@darshil2317 Spy: *snort snort snort snort snort*
Sentrel: ;-; *dies*
A sentry turret guarding the Valve. Nobody better forr the job.
Hits Some Times* Engineer: Update Ready
Back in the day when valve would help our current problems with TF2