INCREDIBLE! Man CHEATS a BREATHALYZER test!!

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  • @jenepascaralhosfy8262
    @jenepascaralhosfy8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2851

    "I wouldn't even be able to walk in a straight line if someone asked me, and that's why Imma get into this 2 ton metal machine and drive it in the same roads my fellow humans do"

    • @jenepascaralhosfy8262
      @jenepascaralhosfy8262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      i know that that's a marketing video for his product, but this is basically what the POS expects his buyers to do...

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Welcome to hedonism

    • @gavinh.3880
      @gavinh.3880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wtf is your pfp?

    • @delunimbus
      @delunimbus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gachiHYPER

    • @sylamy7457
      @sylamy7457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinh.3880 a man with a fish

  • @reneekuhn3222
    @reneekuhn3222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8906

    the guy is talking as if he’s addicted to drinking and driving and isn’t just an alcoholic

    • @TotalyKill
      @TotalyKill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

      @@polpottopg scumbag

    • @vocasoti
      @vocasoti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@TotalyKill pepega

    • @stoursjoseph
      @stoursjoseph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@polpottopg drunk go karts is fun too

    • @polpottopg
      @polpottopg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@TotalyKill irrelevant.

    • @liamjohnson4236
      @liamjohnson4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TotalyKill lil bitch

  • @Anthony-tv3bd
    @Anthony-tv3bd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4128

    Can’t a man just smoke his toilet wine in peace.

  • @kassdog
    @kassdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    I actually install these for a living. You'd be amazed how many people pick up thier cars and fail right away. One customer came with his two kids and failed.

    • @june4135
      @june4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I hate my job, what's the entry level market like?

    • @kassdog
      @kassdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@june4135 the car audio industry is more of a time thing. Have to put in the work go get paid. Usually starting in my market depending on knowledge. Completely green installers usually start around $10-$12/hr flat. I've been in the industry almost 20 years and make 19/hr plus commission

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      parent of the year

    • @kirboderbo3988
      @kirboderbo3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kassdog I wasn't expecting this comment but I'm welcoming it

    • @sasquatch0-1
      @sasquatch0-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Dilbot does it matter? either way he had been drinking with his kids around.

  • @calebv8194
    @calebv8194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13916

    This isn't content cop, this isn't content deputy, this is more like content parking ticket.

    • @XxJordieLynnxX
      @XxJordieLynnxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Caleb V content meter maid

    • @Linkaddict1
      @Linkaddict1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Caleb V content citation

    • @fawfulBeans
      @fawfulBeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      content community service officer

    • @brianfowler1742
      @brianfowler1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      content DUI perhaps?

    • @arai9
      @arai9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      content hall monitor

  • @coryf1679
    @coryf1679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4852

    I'd love to see his attorney's face while they play this video in the courtroom.

    • @PodRealoaded
      @PodRealoaded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂

    • @nathancruise3083
      @nathancruise3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I mean technically it’s not illegal? I’m no lawyer but I’m gonna pretend I’m an expert in law

    • @2canines
      @2canines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@nathancruise3083 on his next DUI charge mind you.

    • @kynykos
      @kynykos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @ParGellen
      @ParGellen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the same thought LOL!

  • @itsMarioKartWii
    @itsMarioKartWii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    “I couldn’t walk in a straight line right now”
    *starts car*

  • @missundies
    @missundies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    When you pointed out all the other ways to get around without driving, I really understood the gravity of that man's addiction to drinking and driving.

    • @muhilan8540
      @muhilan8540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      it’s really hard to get around without driving in the US

    • @jeffreydyess1220
      @jeffreydyess1220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@muhilan8540 And really hard to get around without drinking and driving if you’re an alcoholic in the US

    • @youngturkey203
      @youngturkey203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@muhilan8540 not if you're in a city but if you live in a decent sized town you should be able to get an uber or just carpool

    • @LaskyLabs
      @LaskyLabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@youngturkey203 Uber and ride-sharing like that is expensive.
      But carpooling with friends is not a bad idea.

    • @BoydTheMilkmanX
      @BoydTheMilkmanX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@youngturkey203 Not really. I live in Canada and there are places with populations of 15000, 20000, where those services don't exist.

  • @dani3lloh
    @dani3lloh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3290

    The banana on the wall is a clock; the darker it gets, the more time we know that iDubbz has spent on this video

    • @saifezzat7268
      @saifezzat7268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      big brain

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Press 3 and 9 to test this theory. I'd say it hella checks out.

    • @thexbigxgreen
      @thexbigxgreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      My dick is a clock - the longer I watch idubbbz the harder it gets.

    • @SoundneerNetworkTM
      @SoundneerNetworkTM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thexbigxgreen xD

    • @Partypaling
      @Partypaling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Big pp

  • @gfalle
    @gfalle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    "just smoke a blunt", is the most accurate thing you could say after seeing this video... Why tf would you inhale alcohol just to trick the breathalyser

    • @bahji
      @bahji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      G Falle most of the time you get probation as well lol, i’m on probation and i have a breathalyzer rn for a dui, learned my lesson and stopped drinking and driving but just letting ya know

    • @charlieaust2930
      @charlieaust2930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read the comment and initially read breathalyser as breathslayer

    • @chriskarras2418
      @chriskarras2418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because this is a “How to be an alcoholic tutorial”

    • @samvanb.355
      @samvanb.355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Jesus Christ buy some better weed then

    • @seandevine5836
      @seandevine5836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ever heard of this thing called addiction? Ya its crazy man google that shit

  • @tootiredforyou_6399
    @tootiredforyou_6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    can’t get over the fact the guy kept saying “catch a good buzz”

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's searching for bees. But not just any bees. The good ones.

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can't say "getting drunk" because you can't get drunk without drinking. It's literally in the word.

    • @geausty
      @geausty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah it's so gross sounding. I bet he's been a crack addict since the 90's and is still using the associated slang.

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@d-rockanomaly9243 😂😂😂

  • @kgedgeyo5839
    @kgedgeyo5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2290

    “If you smoke your alcohol, you’re gonna end up like me”
    - Dayron Arias

    • @dragonstar213
      @dragonstar213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Idubbbz fans are fuckin hilarious man

    • @jv1990
      @jv1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      An oldie but a Goldie

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's my absolute favorite kickstarter crap. I watch it every year.

    • @darkmariofans
      @darkmariofans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Still waiting for a "Where are they NOW?" on Dayron Arias lol

    • @livviemon
      @livviemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ugh i need more dayron arias lmfao

  • @schwepp_7310
    @schwepp_7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    The way he acts is like a kid pretending to get drunk of soda

    • @fadammte_aggst
      @fadammte_aggst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dont't talk about Ian like that! It's rude!

    • @eror404channelnotfound4
      @eror404channelnotfound4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fadammte_aggst uh news flash that wont hurt his feelings

    • @jayninth
      @jayninth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jay,s show uh oh news flash he was joking!

    • @SasuOW
      @SasuOW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @mimi-ff8nv
      @mimi-ff8nv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      things are getting heated in the idubbz community

  • @EmbraceTheAwkward11
    @EmbraceTheAwkward11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    You can tell he’s an alcoholic by his breathalyzer key chain he pulled out before “catching a good pleasurable buzz” off of his alcohol vape.

    • @dd867
      @dd867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      new drinking game: instead of taking a shot, take a deep hit of your fav alcohol fumes everytime he says "catching a good buzz"

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can tell because he looks like he's blushing from neck up.

    • @lexian5602
      @lexian5602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Really?
      I was able to confirm he was an alcoholic the moment he posted a video on how to beat a mandatory alcohol interlock system.

    • @supernovamimosa
      @supernovamimosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you can tell hes an alchohol from the entire video he made lmao

  • @digitaldart1755
    @digitaldart1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3184

    Officer:Is this a crack pipe?
    Me: naw thats what I use to smoke my alcohol
    Officer: Please step out of the car sir

    • @spikedpigeon5740
      @spikedpigeon5740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think most officers know about smoking alcohol.

    • @dimplr
      @dimplr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn, you wouldn't be able to pass the sobriety test!

    • @patrickstar5438
      @patrickstar5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes I do weed I smoked a beer once

    • @chelsea9493
      @chelsea9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      & if they didn't, that device looks a hell of a lot more questionable than a crack pipe/meth pipe whatever combined.

    • @confused3995
      @confused3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chelsea9493 yo can I get ya number? I'm trying to bring up my gamer points.

  • @idkdrew
    @idkdrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    I have one of those in my car, I beat the system by stealing a different car after every night out.

    • @gfamily2478
      @gfamily2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good comment

    • @maceface2892
      @maceface2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Modern problems something something solutions something....

  • @dustbunnys
    @dustbunnys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    The plot twist is that the guy actually invented the smoking cup. He's running a targeted marketing campaign directly to the type of person who would buy it. In reality, he's never touched a drop of alcohol in his life.

    • @rambam791
      @rambam791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm with you on that call- typical marketing bullshit, even if it does kill a few hundred thousand
      ''gotta make dat dough''

    • @RottingCarpet
      @RottingCarpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bastards and dollars are never far apart. Fortunately, this bastard isn't an intelligent one. Only a matter of time before he learns that no disclaimer can sign life away and the lawsuits will strike him down.

    • @kungfujoe2136
      @kungfujoe2136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh snap!

    • @MichaelWilliams85
      @MichaelWilliams85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting theory @Dust Bunnys. LA Whoops!

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sallyviolet13 I cant tell if ur being sarcastic cause u said lit major

  • @thompsonrlogan
    @thompsonrlogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    “pleasureable aroma” gives me vietnam flashbacks to the zen egg’s “pleasant smell”

    • @Fempath
      @Fempath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      elbatkcalb at least it’s not a vagina scented candle 🤣

    • @Robbie_knobbie
      @Robbie_knobbie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      blacktable

    • @Jacob-ny1bf
      @Jacob-ny1bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really nigga.

    • @holgenius-z2s
      @holgenius-z2s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i can actually hear the "pleasant smell"

    • @superaaapppaaa
      @superaaapppaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just do heroin Jesus christ

  • @alexcote2957
    @alexcote2957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4336

    Bruh my mom deadass had one of these and she told me it was so people wouldn’t steal her car and she had my ass blowing into it for her

    • @ChetnaSuthar
      @ChetnaSuthar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Alex Coté smart

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Why didn't she do it herself?

    • @Impreza-bj5jh
      @Impreza-bj5jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      mental she was drunk nigga

    • @christianmygind799
      @christianmygind799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @VIII 666 he was probably drunk lol

    • @Blutzitz
      @Blutzitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Not only driving under the influence but probably had you sitting on the death chair.

  • @thishandleisntavai1able023
    @thishandleisntavai1able023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    "There's no wrong way to consume alcohol."
    "This is the wrong way to consume alcohol."

    • @kermy9655
      @kermy9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By smoking your alcohol and inhaling your vapors.

    • @brighamcardon5076
      @brighamcardon5076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Parks and Rec

    • @dyztroyax4628
      @dyztroyax4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, seeing as there is no safe amount of alcohol you can consume, its all wrong.

    • @tonyflamingo8113
      @tonyflamingo8113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dyztroyax4628 nah, alcohol actually is good for you in moderation. And by that I mean like >one drink per day/about a drink every other day. It’s been proven to help with decreasing your chances of dying From heart and diabetes related problems.

    • @dyztroyax4628
      @dyztroyax4628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonyflamingo8113 Actually, having a balanced diet and being somewhat physically active does much better. And no, even moderate alcohol consumption is not free of risk, still increases your risk for some cancers. Lets not spread misinformation here, its not good for you in any amount.

  • @CalvinMcMurray
    @CalvinMcMurray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    Notice how he keeps saying "catch a buzz" instead of "get drunk".
    I'm assured he literally does not believe that "being buzzed" is drunk. You tend to hear this alot from alcoholics.

    • @TheDinis553
      @TheDinis553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yeah, happens with other addictions as well. A lot of people try to sub out words or twist their sentences to make it seem less severe or like it's a different thing entirely, which just proves how deep in it they actually are. Shit's sad.

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I'm not even drunk bro, I'm barely through this bottle of vodka

    • @liammm7036
      @liammm7036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "Bro I drive better when I'm buzzed"

    • @bdeit6983
      @bdeit6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya it’s not as bad as drunk

    • @sirwahthemonke
      @sirwahthemonke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      People who think anybody who drinks are alcoholics are just as bad tbh.

  • @Абдулло-щ3е9э
    @Абдулло-щ3е9э 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    This absolute mad lad, he actually "smoked a beer."

    • @jordanloewen7636
      @jordanloewen7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Абдуллоعبدالله “yes officer I had a couple beers to smoke”

    • @HAZNAUT
      @HAZNAUT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      im going to drink bread

    • @gen-zhippie2203
      @gen-zhippie2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Evan Breen much?

    • @final3119
      @final3119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's sad that these replies are trying to get their 8 year old memes in and don't get the reference

    • @apfelmark7471
      @apfelmark7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you

  • @guy9876
    @guy9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    The funniest thing about this is the fact that this tutorial is straight up gonna kill someone eventually

    • @bigblackkid1019
      @bigblackkid1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Some people don’t know the out come of their stupid antics

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The point is the BAC is still the BAC. Basically smoking your alcohol makes it last minutes instead of hours. You past the test because you are sober.

    • @kermin
      @kermin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@billybobjoe198 what about the fucking health risks of smoking alcohol

    • @davidm3876
      @davidm3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Nathan Witus false, if you inhale alcohol your body has no way of expelling it and it goes directly into your bloodstream. Increases your chances of alcohol poisoning exponentially

    • @Marines_Memelevolent
      @Marines_Memelevolent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nathan Witus well yeah, because about 99.9% of booze is drunk. Of course more people are gonna die that way 😂

  • @MrHatoi
    @MrHatoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Holy fucking shit most people who want to drive drunk are at least like "I know I'm technically drunk, but I still don't feel the effects so I think it's fine if I drive," this guy's just straight up like "I definitely could not walk in a straight line right now, but I can still beat the breathalyzer and drive my car!"

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think he's saying that. He would still fail the test if he did it while the effects were still present. But the alcohol wears off quicker.
      Alcohol has to get into your blood to work. Whether it enters the blood via your stomach or lungs, it still gets into your blood, and will therefore show on a test. But when you smoke it, it both enters and exits the blood much faster. You straighten up faster.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarondavis8943 yeah because if you drink it the alcohol not yet in your blood stays in your digestive system while the part not in your body when inhaled will just get exhaled

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    This guy looks like he runs up stairs on all fours

    • @mjcgwmjcgw1522
      @mjcgwmjcgw1522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      William See you tryin to diss me fam? I’ll fokin shank ya blud

    • @zeytrx
      @zeytrx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya fours

    • @donaldchandler2520
      @donaldchandler2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Already used, fam

    • @iankinton9667
      @iankinton9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do that...
      My pfp might explain it

    • @Demidar665
      @Demidar665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dont have four of anything

  • @n9nex19
    @n9nex19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    It's like what a 2nd grader would say to act cool.
    "Have you ever done drugs?"
    "Yeah, I smoke alcohol and do marriage iguanas"

    • @InconsistentTechDad
      @InconsistentTechDad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This cracked me up haha

    • @RT804
      @RT804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't joke about this. This is yet another issue that disproportionately affects our colored communities.

    • @jamesd4383
      @jamesd4383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Inconsistent TechDad this issue affects all communities regardless of color

    • @yungbruh8836
      @yungbruh8836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R T nighas be like

    • @vdb000
      @vdb000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R T only someone like YOU would turn this into a race thing 😑 smh

  • @CantBeJulius
    @CantBeJulius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "Catch a Buzz" is a term used by alcoholics when they refuse to believe they're drunk

    • @ArtifactUnknown
      @ArtifactUnknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow that’s amazing, where did your psychology degree come from?

    • @MrPWAH
      @MrPWAH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@ArtifactUnknown Common sense and not being an alcoholic

    • @HipnoKet
      @HipnoKet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dad use to say that every time he was about to smoke 🍁 annoyed the hell out of me

    • @GlorificusInferi
      @GlorificusInferi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@HipnoKet your dad smoked maple leaves?

    • @ParanoidBrain
      @ParanoidBrain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit give this guy a medal, he found the eternal secret behind the phrase. Would’ve never guessed that Buzz = Drunk.

  • @pingpongpulver6611
    @pingpongpulver6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "I was out smoking a beer with my friends..." - Jonathan Jafari

  • @unknowncowman
    @unknowncowman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    So he's basically trying to help alcoholics to stay alcoholics and drive while being "drunk", abusing the system that is supposed to help them. Sure.

  • @junior_reygan
    @junior_reygan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    This guy describes being drunk like someone who has never had alcohol

    • @HB-gj7gd
      @HB-gj7gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      based on ? whzat - 2 sec - ypu dont know him

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His osteoporosis prevents him from drinking, it interferes with his medication.

    • @Hailee104
      @Hailee104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't_snap 🤣🤣

    • @mononokehime3182
      @mononokehime3182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@HB-gj7gd probably due to the fact that he does describe being drunk like someone who never had alcohol

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, he doesn't

  • @alexfaudel5245
    @alexfaudel5245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    I love how this guy legit just made a how-to on getting away with drunk driving after he didnt get away with drunk driving

    • @philfedorowick
      @philfedorowick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah nah nah he just got caught in order to get that device installed in his car so he could demonstrate for his audience

  • @user-ys4op3ux1p
    @user-ys4op3ux1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    5:29
    Considering the fact that slamming booze after starting your car is a concern for this man, I think it's totally reasonable for him to have to prove that he's sober every few minutes to the audience.

  • @notjamesdood
    @notjamesdood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    "I can assure you I can't pass a field sobriety test"..now im gonna drive a car

    • @queenjeski591
      @queenjeski591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yh, like you’re not just putting yourself at risk, but also everyone else out on the road. despicable human.

    • @kahle3515
      @kahle3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He sobered up by the time he got to the car though. The point of his video is displaying that inhaling alcohol lasts for a really short amount of time, not that inhaling it fools the BAC interlock

    • @austyn81007
      @austyn81007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not James thats just a regular friday🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @CHTU
    @CHTU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “I’m not an alcoholic don’t be absurd”
    *smokes alcohol to pass a breathalyzer test*

  • @rodrigojps
    @rodrigojps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    This has a very old Idubbbz feel, like the Kickstarter Crap series

    • @doomslayer163
      @doomslayer163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My favorite series!!

    • @luierdaneenpamper3877
      @luierdaneenpamper3877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought so! I didnt thing this vid was new

    • @malcolmsxs
      @malcolmsxs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "What we do here is go back"

    • @Relco12
      @Relco12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean he always professionally bitches, its his style

    • @theidiot311
      @theidiot311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about the Content Cop😀

  • @Vorusen
    @Vorusen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As an addict I'll tell you right now, the fact that it "doesn't last as long" is the exact opposite effect you are looking for lmao.

  • @shady_mars3259
    @shady_mars3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    Five things i learned in TH-cam:
    1. How to cheat a breathalyzer test
    2. How to shoplift
    3. How to break into some one's house
    4. How to kill somebody with an ice pick
    5. Kingdom hearts speedrunning

    • @keldonboone2992
      @keldonboone2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      9. How to catch squirrels

    • @TheCzenczi
      @TheCzenczi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love you for the fifth one

    • @carterdavis2793
      @carterdavis2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How to cheat on your girlfriend

    • @jimmyjim4494
      @jimmyjim4494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pp

    • @swegwardsjdkhaled6870
      @swegwardsjdkhaled6870 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      shady_Mars don’t forget how to land the space shuttle from space

  • @toushea1984
    @toushea1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    This is someone who's trying way too hard to drive while drunk...
    He does know you don't actually need to drive while drunk? Like they aren't mutually inclusive? You can always do one without the other

    • @LiveManga37
      @LiveManga37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Because what hes doing is more important than anyone else.
      He wants to drink and he wants to drive somewhere so thats what hes going to do.
      Thats why he got a DUI in the first place.

    • @toushea1984
      @toushea1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LiveManga37 yeaah I thought that might be the reason! I was just wondering if he knew it was a thing

    • @toushea1984
      @toushea1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanm241 Ahh piss... thanks my guy, I had a feeling I went wrong with that. Edited and fixed.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No you can't.

    • @Zomana9
      @Zomana9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is a known fact in order to drive you must be at least shitfaced.

  • @evilspyke5760
    @evilspyke5760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    and to think, this is not the lowest point of this mans life. in fact he seems proud to be where hes at in life. I would hate to see his low point in life.

    • @DudeMandango
      @DudeMandango 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the low point

    • @josuke6869
      @josuke6869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Idubz or the guy giving instructions

  • @ethanclark85
    @ethanclark85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Why does he keep mentioning how his breath is at 0 at the beginning. Like that's the part I believe dude, it's the afterwards breathalyzer test I don't believe.

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because its possible he drank beforehand and just edited the clips together. I'm not suggesting he did, but that's the reason

    • @buzzline1544
      @buzzline1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Junkie denial

    • @toastymuffins
      @toastymuffins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ethan Clark lmao he shocked himself when he blew that .00

    • @rasengan580
      @rasengan580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the part I don’t believe lmao

  • @TotallySearch
    @TotallySearch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Nothing makes my day like creepy uncle Ian making a video

    • @Dj.MODÆO
      @Dj.MODÆO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally Search as pointless as his last few videos have been, and despite him looking more and more like the child killer from “the lovely bones”......seeing a new idubbbz upload made my entire day.

  • @Rhygenix
    @Rhygenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    If that guy was trying to start an alcohol smoking trend, he tried in the worst possible way.

    • @jacrispiejackson69
      @jacrispiejackson69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert its already a “trend” this is nothing new

    • @hoopmooy3543
      @hoopmooy3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have no idea what this does to the lungs, but a lot of alcohol is lost through the body's metabolism when drinking it. This probably would go further, if you inhaled all the fumes. Probably a lot easier to kill yourself too, though.

    • @everythingcool1354
      @everythingcool1354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was alredy a trend back in 2008

  • @mooselove
    @mooselove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I need to see dudes probation officers face when he watches this tutorial for the first time.

  • @cadeanderson422
    @cadeanderson422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "This is turning into a sad story, where he's driving a Toyota Prius, and smoking his alcohol, I'm scared of this human being." This had me rolling lmao

  • @bardefy1043
    @bardefy1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I actually have an uncle with a car that requires you to take a breathalyzer test, family calls it the blow-mobile

    • @GuideTheNation
      @GuideTheNation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL serves him right

    • @samdare4112
      @samdare4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My uncle does too lol

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your family isn't very clever.

    • @ridiculouslilman
      @ridiculouslilman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @jay may make a better pun

    • @barnzey3026
      @barnzey3026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My uncle fucks me

  • @rinoz47
    @rinoz47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    "I drive better when im drunk" - Dayron Arias

    • @samandriaz5905
      @samandriaz5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "I'm drunk better when I drive" - Aayron Drias.

    • @Grimmistired
      @Grimmistired 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now that's a throw back

    • @multiplesifl
      @multiplesifl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -- Ryan Dunn

    • @mononokehime3182
      @mononokehime3182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@samandriaz5905 I'm so pissed not being the one to say this one. So pissed I'm gonna sniff some alcohol vapors

    • @chillmushroom6016
      @chillmushroom6016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I high when I drive"

  • @prodbyDXVID
    @prodbyDXVID 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    This guy acts like “smoking your alcohol” is going to prevent you from getting pulled over for drunk driving in the first place

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It might. Since it bypasses your liver, the alcohol is metabolized more quickly, which means you don't have to wait as long to sober up

    • @swinehorde9118
      @swinehorde9118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Or from crashing into a fucking dunkin donuts

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It will...because it'd be almost impossible to get drunk this way. Alcohol increases in volume by 500 times when it turns to gas and yet he got his "buzz" of a few breaths from that little glass bowl.
      You'd need to breath in 2.3litres or 1/2 a gallon of alcohol vapour to get up to 0.1% blood alcohol. The reason it wears of quick and you can then pass, is that the only reason he was failing was because he'd just purposefully breathed alcohol in and it was just sitting in his lungs waiting to make him fail.
      Most of his alcohol is flowing out of his little stupid contraption and because it's heavier than air, it's more likely you'll make your cat drunk that you.

    • @apfelmark7471
      @apfelmark7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you

    • @maricampari3970
      @maricampari3970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK boomer mirite???

  • @lorddoberman
    @lorddoberman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:03 *He sounded like he picked up a singular item in minecraft with that sound there; bloody brilliant*

  • @patrickstar5438
    @patrickstar5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Yes indeed I'm not high nor drunk I just smoked a beer

    • @patrickstar5438
      @patrickstar5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hi I'm high offer help u

    • @patrickstar5438
      @patrickstar5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Much not sir

    • @beToasty
      @beToasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.

    • @foreignhour2388
      @foreignhour2388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real men boof their beers

    • @patrickstar5438
      @patrickstar5438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foreignhour2388 I'm no man I'm a starfish I've been doing seaweed

  • @BlewupAlderaan
    @BlewupAlderaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Ian looks like young Walter White, if he still had the cancer

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How can you say something so controversial yet so brave and true?

    • @Realbigbologna
      @Realbigbologna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Driver Nephi he is the cancer

    • @kingofthecumchalice870
      @kingofthecumchalice870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get Fucked

    • @i6Hx
      @i6Hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/RareInsults

    • @archbuck9610
      @archbuck9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg your right

  • @DemMedHornene
    @DemMedHornene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    How to be an alcholic with a DUI and get around the system trying to prevent you from killing someone with your car.

    • @nou3905
      @nou3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Saturn666 lol the guy thinks that its a good idea to cheat the system that makes others safe

    • @michaeljs7704
      @michaeljs7704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *but i drive good when im drunk*

    • @Mugenri
      @Mugenri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@michaeljs7704 these fuckin people PEEVE me

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mugenri who

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deadbeatcow People who say they drive better when they’re drunk.

  • @jjspecial7666
    @jjspecial7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Why does Ian remind me of the train conductor from the Polar Express

  • @cs_cowboy
    @cs_cowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2226

    hes literally making a video about how to commit a felony

    • @justinsnider9772
      @justinsnider9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Its not a felony, Hes just saying that you sober up a lot faster if you smoke the alcohol instead of drink it. your still sober when you drive, your not cheating anything.

    • @justinsnider9772
      @justinsnider9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If either of you morons knew what the guys actual video was about he clearly states everything. He wants people to smoke the alcohol so that in about half an hour you will sober up and be able to drive instead of drinking it and not being sober for hours and hours I don't know whats so hard for you to understand that. He is not showing in any way how to cheat a breathalyzer because his blood alcohol is below the legal limit by the time he gets in the car.

    • @justinsnider9772
      @justinsnider9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And just incase your too dense to understand when you inhale alcohol it absorbs directly into the blood stream through the lungs and is not sitting in your stomach constantly increasing blood alcohol until it passes through. So your blood alcohol levels drop much faster when it is inhaled and you sober up quicker. I have never done it nor do I plan to but so many people on this page don't have a clue what is going here because of the way this video was made to just make fun of him.

    • @justinsnider9772
      @justinsnider9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My initial comment was just responding to the person saying it was showing people how to commit a felony in the video, he clearly didn’t understand what the guys video was about just like a lot of people in the comments of this video.

    • @justinsnider9772
      @justinsnider9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Here’s an idea, don’t read it then....

  • @dustinwheat4096
    @dustinwheat4096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Poor guy doesn’t even realize he’s got a huge problem

    • @sasper6623
      @sasper6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dustin La Wheat yeah poor idubbz :(

  • @colmhayden5929
    @colmhayden5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4430

    I feel like idubbbz just posts whenever he needs to pay rent

    • @MacDaddyOP
      @MacDaddyOP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Colm Hayden def

    • @funnymanjustin5836
      @funnymanjustin5836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The video is not monitized

    • @braiyanlucero1401
      @braiyanlucero1401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Automobile Addict what?

    • @mrspams3489
      @mrspams3489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@funnymanjustin5836 yep it is. I got an add for a mobile game at the start and an add for wish before the comments.

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@mrspams3489
      TH-cam forces ads on videos that aren't monetized. It's for their own gains, unless I'm dumb because I've been getting ads on 1 minute long tf2 sfm videos posted 4 years ago

  • @burntpriest
    @burntpriest 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I cant believe this was 4 years ago already, made me laugh so much got reminded of it and had to come back. Loving SRMC

  • @oldspicey6001
    @oldspicey6001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    I think our man is working out. His arms look less nerdish

    • @Denzol
      @Denzol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dan I was looking for this comment.

    • @markopolo2224
      @markopolo2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      true i see his pump

    • @ivonunes3937
      @ivonunes3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he is definitely a lot more beefy than when he was about to box jinx

    • @shunsuikyoraku5428
      @shunsuikyoraku5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god he was getting fat as fuckkkk

    • @ZaJaClt
      @ZaJaClt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he could actually be working, i went through same transformation by my 30s

  • @neonheim8183
    @neonheim8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The guy that would go as far as to smoke alcohol is exactly the one that should have that in it's car.

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    How to "cheat" breathalyzer?
    *By not drinking*

    • @sixtysyxti3235
      @sixtysyxti3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That how pussies do it.

    • @frankyflowers
      @frankyflowers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's not cheating.

    • @Badinjava
      @Badinjava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah nothing fun like *drunk driving your 2001 honda civic into a family of 4*

    • @jozefuhasis1338
      @jozefuhasis1338 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know what cheating means?

    • @Jabradley
      @Jabradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everywhere I go you are there

  • @anthonyrivera8530
    @anthonyrivera8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “LEt mE SMoKE yoUR fiNesT REd apPLe’s ALe bOi”

  • @wagglycloth4547
    @wagglycloth4547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    The funny thing is. Idubbz looks exactly like the kind of guy who would smoke alcohol and the guy in the video looks like the kind of guy to be disgusted by it

    • @evad687
      @evad687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He smokes a lot of weed

    • @nickdimitre
      @nickdimitre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan R and?

    • @leonchristou1702
      @leonchristou1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smoke...alcohol 🤔

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      smoke some alcohol with me

  • @larrymcmuffin984
    @larrymcmuffin984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    A guy who used to go to my high school literally died from inhaling alcohol out of a bong this year

    • @Guitarocker493
      @Guitarocker493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Good.

    • @sparkyjones560
      @sparkyjones560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally???

    • @forgottouseincognito808
      @forgottouseincognito808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +@@Guitarocker493 oh...

    • @tatehammontree2636
      @tatehammontree2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      When you absorb alcohol through your lungs it doesnt get filtered through your liver, thus it's easier to get alcohol poisoning by inhaling it. Nobody I've personally known has died from this, but one of my parents friends had a daughter who died from it

    • @LucidFL
      @LucidFL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Natural selection

  • @forgettablelisa
    @forgettablelisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The craziest part to me is that this guy voluntarily uploaded this video for other people to see with absolutely no shame at all. If you’re ever disappointed in someone that you know just remember this man exists.

  • @TheLegendOfKyler
    @TheLegendOfKyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I thought he was joking when he said "smoke your alcohol"
    I have never been more disgusted

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember looking into it back when I was drinking a lot, because I was going on a diet and alcohol has a lot of calories (like 2k calories per bottle of hard liquor). The only things I could find were some papers stating that it had been a somewhat effective treatment for stuff like asthma and other breathing conditions but that's about it.
      Since I didn't know how dangerous it was in what quantities I just quit drinking for the most part.

  • @Hezyo922
    @Hezyo922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "i can't even walk straight right now, so i can safely drunk drive without being caught by the police"

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you should see how my step dad drives sober. or my roommate lol. i would rather drive myself down a mountain while drunk and high on heroin then get in their car again.

    • @Hezyo922
      @Hezyo922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same tbh

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kinda wacky how some people can stumble to a car, get in, and drive straight for an hour. Maybe it's easier to move your arms around a wheel smoothly than to balance your body weight on your legs and walk when drunk.

    • @DirtSpud
      @DirtSpud 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @trish m bruh. . . . .you're so smart

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @trish m it is a fact that they are horrible drivers, what are you trying to say? My roommate literally just bought a new car yesterday because he crashed his last car a few weeks ago.

  • @thebookwaswaybetter2827
    @thebookwaswaybetter2827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    “I assure you, I could not walk in a straight line right now if you asked me to”
    Alright for the next step, *DRIVING*

    • @soul45sXavier
      @soul45sXavier 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "no way I can pull off driving so I fail"

    • @johnnyray9107
      @johnnyray9107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me clarify that I am INCAPACITATED. Now, watch me pilot a vehicle 😎

  • @kidskull5529
    @kidskull5529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I feel like Ian is becoming more and more like the man that lives in the alley near my house

    • @12many4you
      @12many4you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      don't dox Ian man

    • @Ccampbell024
      @Ccampbell024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is idubbbz

    • @kidskull5529
      @kidskull5529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      12many4you LMFAOOOOO

    • @richardg2362
      @richardg2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he probably does live in an alley

    • @dehv
      @dehv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except he has morals

  • @anonymous-zi8hj
    @anonymous-zi8hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don’t know why but this video is so enjoyable to me. I’ve rewatched it 5 times

  • @yonahga5731
    @yonahga5731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    the term "beer bong" is going to have a whole new meaning in the near future.
    Edit: Whoever makes the first alcohol vape is going to be a multi-millionaire. Call me Elon Musk, I have business ideas to pitch.

    • @shlumpii7656
      @shlumpii7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yonahga Stickles can’t wait to take fat rips of moonshine top shelf

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice way to give yourself lung cancer

  • @justacup8676
    @justacup8676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    I’m no pulmonologist, but this sounds like a good way to pickle your lungs.

    • @jaredbaker4884
      @jaredbaker4884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Christina Ngabekome he’s talkin about the smoking alcohol there bud...

    • @therealunslimshady471
      @therealunslimshady471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Christina Ngabekome I’ll smoke whatever you’re having

    • @69mickswagg
      @69mickswagg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @#1 ratbag was she not doing a switcheroo joke?

    • @69mickswagg
      @69mickswagg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Christina said "all you do is blow." She thought he meant the breathalyzer.

    • @jay-tw9mo
      @jay-tw9mo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Maitland Austin same. Don't post a comment if you can't take other people's replies.

  • @MrROTD
    @MrROTD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    I feel like if youre trying to cheat on this you should drastically change your life

    • @CheetahBigKitty
      @CheetahBigKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And be convicted and get your license revoked for a year and your car impounded.

    • @filthyfrank.5
      @filthyfrank.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No wtf 😂😂 drinking and driving isn't that big of a deal

    • @oddy8489
      @oddy8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@filthyfrank.5 how?

    • @hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616
      @hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@filthyfrank.5 it kills tons of people wtf are you saying

    • @filthyfrank.5
      @filthyfrank.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616 coconuts also kill a lot of people. End it kid.

  • @michaelpearson2004
    @michaelpearson2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I would not know a Tuesday from a G O R I L L A"

    • @swim_ad
      @swim_ad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tuesday is objectively the worst day of the week.

    • @kazzuukie
      @kazzuukie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Swarley751 correct

  • @davidv3612
    @davidv3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Idubbz looks like he’ll shout at me to get off his lawn, but also tell me he got candy in his van, but also regularly goes to skateparks and vandalizes

  • @unformattednolastname4010
    @unformattednolastname4010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Ian keeps messing with his mustache like he's trying to reapply the adhesive so it doesn't fall off

    • @aaypea
      @aaypea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unformatted nolastname surface prep is key.

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaypea Out of curiosity how do you surface prep lip skin for fake moustache adhesive?

    • @MissCluuin
      @MissCluuin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      top keks

    • @dias8726
      @dias8726 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Squatch Josh waxing it i guess

  • @shogunassassin1937
    @shogunassassin1937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    My mom used to make me do her breathalyzer tests for her, that all changed when I got into high school.

    • @pickles3128
      @pickles3128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Now they put cameras inside the machine and your probation officer would look through them every time you had the device inspected. When I was in rehab for heroin I heard two alkies talking about how to "beat" that one and it pissed me off. Drink or get high but is it so f***ing hard to NOT simultaneously operate a 4 ton chunk of metal at incredibly high speeds?

    • @saddoombringer2149
      @saddoombringer2149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pickles3128 could you imagine the breathalyzer just take a quick phone when u blow into it
      O.O

    • @xtune5731
      @xtune5731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony junkie being a junkie that’s why

    • @vantacreations
      @vantacreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It changed cuz she started smoking her alcohol, right?

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now you're halfway through freshman year... Man time flys

  • @pepper5686
    @pepper5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I die laughing everytime Ian recreates that little pop 😂

    • @makenziejax2153
      @makenziejax2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For reall the cruddy guy 😂😂

  • @wishiwasabear
    @wishiwasabear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    This guy is going to have a blood test machine to start his car very soon.

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Kuma “today I’m going to explain how to inject stolen pig blood from the butcher into your veins so you can get a good buzz and fool the blood test machine”

    • @austyn81007
      @austyn81007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joshtamis prime so you do that too?🤣

    • @thomasrad5202
      @thomasrad5202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Joshtamis prime "Today i'm going to explain how to give yourself a blood transfusion on the go"

    • @ShinyHunterkt
      @ShinyHunterkt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasrad5202 lmao

    • @Nightknight1992
      @Nightknight1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crustman5982 i love the little detail with the stolen pig blood xD he couldnt buy it cuz hes too fucked up, he had to throw in another crime xD

  • @Jonbone93
    @Jonbone93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I’ll finally be able to get my kids to school on time with this neat trick!

  • @natedagreatroy2320
    @natedagreatroy2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Inhaling alcohol is effective but can become extremely dangerous because it goes directly into your bloodstream so if you have too much, you can’t throw it up meaning alcohol poisoning is highly probable...

    • @HabibiSpice
      @HabibiSpice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s shitty for your lungs and if the man can catch a buzz I’m sure you can get enough

    • @thedudeamongmengs2051
      @thedudeamongmengs2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Beaye I think it kinda depends. If you were to try it with something like a distillation rig then it would have a pretty high amount of alcohol and would be more pure than just drinking it. It probably isn't gonna hurt anyone but it could still cause alcohol poisoning

    • @unknow11321
      @unknow11321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yea, so what. i wanna drive drunk baby

    • @natedagreatroy2320
      @natedagreatroy2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth Wellington most likely

    • @rosaliamanriquez7483
      @rosaliamanriquez7483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just drink a fuck ton of orange juice

  • @eimii5025
    @eimii5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:41 YOOOOO WAS THAT THE PROFESSOR LAYTON THEME. I LOVE U IAN

  • @Gaming2-j8m
    @Gaming2-j8m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Something tells me this guy's had his "Intoxalox" for a lot longer than 5 months.

  • @TheSlizzer348
    @TheSlizzer348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Ur life sucks when u have a breathalyser in your car and a spare for in the house

  • @baar3215
    @baar3215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    This guy described being drunk like the 40 year old virgin described a women’s breats as “a bag of sand”

  • @Cryster99
    @Cryster99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jesus Christ the man actually turned the "smoking beers" meme into a real thing

  • @stanislaviliev6305
    @stanislaviliev6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "If you smoke alcohol you'll end up like me."
    Alcohol consumption rates drop to 0%

  • @Screeech
    @Screeech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    “If you start smoking your alcohol you’re gonna end up like me”
    Tbh not sure if Ian is referring to himself or the huffhuff guy

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely himself

    • @Screeech
      @Screeech 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aliveslice prolly true

  • @jannieparkour7816
    @jannieparkour7816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    “Oh my god just smoke a blunt”-idubbbz speaking what I was thinking

    • @jtm232556
      @jtm232556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spoken like a true drug addict.

    • @slumpt420
      @slumpt420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jtm232556 Smoking weed is much more beneficial for you compared to alcohol, my friend

    • @jamesmarvin7833
      @jamesmarvin7833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay M sure

    • @ArtifactUnknown
      @ArtifactUnknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You kids obviously don’t work for a company that tests for drug usage. Try to understand that not everybody can smoke blunts and whittle pipes out of driftwood for a living

    • @SleeplessSirens
      @SleeplessSirens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ArtifactUnknown Maybe the companies should stop testing for weed. Ever think about that one?

  • @HatedJared
    @HatedJared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:48 When youre an alcoholic and this is literally a thought you have

  • @TH3Noob458
    @TH3Noob458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    your mustache looks like the grinch's feet

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Holy shit why did you just make me see that

    • @_Hakiko
      @_Hakiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I respect you.

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Its magnificent

    • @droneflyer1.894
      @droneflyer1.894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t unsee that

  • @nnamexx2056
    @nnamexx2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    My parents had breathalyzers in their cars when I was a kid and they’d make me blow into it ://

  • @hrmna0386
    @hrmna0386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    "Smoking alcohol" is more of a dumb party trick.
    Normally, you'd pour out a few good glugs of beer or wine or whatever bev into a 2L coke bottle.
    And then you get an air pump (normally used to pump basketballs, soccer ball etc) attach a cork on the tip and jam in into the mouth of the bottle.
    Pump that shit up and the quickly release the pressure by yanking the cork off.
    You'll get vapors real quick and you can get drunk without feeling full.
    It is quite dangerous to do multiple times because normally if you drink too much, your body expels it with vomit and you dont have time to process the alcohol, but when you inhale it, it goes directly to your bloodstream and much easier to be poisoned.
    As I said, dumb party trick, not recommended.
    Edit: if you do this and die, I take no responsibility. But if you do, make sure to stream it for the boys. Cheers.

    • @vistanoive1235
      @vistanoive1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      PlsHelp good info, thanks for this

    • @loganrenton8303
      @loganrenton8303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is bullshit, you're getting 'buzzed' off CO2 dude

    • @hrmna0386
      @hrmna0386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@loganrenton8303
      I think you mis understood. I meant to emphasize that the coke bottle should be empty prior to depositing your alcoholic beverage into the bottle.
      If you somehow still think that wine will release CO2 upon pressurizing and de-pressurizing then that's not my problem.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for the tutorial, be right back.

    • @ItsSpaceBound30
      @ItsSpaceBound30 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y

  • @courier6960
    @courier6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The video is so much worse when you realize it isn’t just one lone guy or youtuber who made the video, it was a COMPANY who made the device he uses to “smoke” the alcohol. So this company literally ENCOURAGES YOU to use their device to break the law.

    • @colinmallery50
      @colinmallery50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s their best customers

    • @FortWhenTeaThyme
      @FortWhenTeaThyme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The point is that it wears off faster, not that it "tricks" the breathalyzer. It is not illegal in the slightest.

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FortWhenTeaThyme
      No, the point illustrated for the video is that it “beats” the breathalyzer through a different method of feeling the effects of alcohol. It very much skirts the line of legality, but I would say if it went to court it would definitely be seen as being illegal.
      The breathalyzer may not be an accurate way of detecting the effect of alcohol in this case, but it is still falls under the definition of “driving under the influence”

  • @Anipixelz
    @Anipixelz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I just don't understand the fight here? Like he's fighting to be able to drink and drive? What kind of thing is that to try hard in order to achieve? Why is that something you MUST do?!?!?

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alcoholism

    • @angelinageorge9526
      @angelinageorge9526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Anipix they don’t understand how much harm they can do. Or maybe they do and they think they’re entitled to their right to drive no matter what

    • @Anipixelz
      @Anipixelz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@angelinageorge9526 It reminds me of a child coming up with ridiculous logic to justify doing something silly, theres no benefit to it they just wanna do it because they wanna do it "me want it now waaaah" actual children. Edit: this comment was talking about drinking and driving SPECIFICALLY not about just drinking.

    • @bonhll8070
      @bonhll8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tanukihat Shit like that makes me wish rehab was free.

    • @Anipixelz
      @Anipixelz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @tanukihat Then they should go without driving, also nice pic.

  • @saraforney3940
    @saraforney3940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    When he said inhale alcohol I really thought he was joking.

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least he wasn't butt chugging

  • @TomMKW
    @TomMKW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "i would not be able to distinguish a Tuesday from a gorilla" is the best line i've ever heard to be honest.

    • @noellegrace98
      @noellegrace98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tomschrauwen stunfisk got swole

  • @matins7327
    @matins7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last and my favorite good idubbz video.

  • @shrillshrimp200
    @shrillshrimp200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    One minute after its posted this video already has almost a thousand views. Good to know the fan base is still active.

    • @Jkb2002
      @Jkb2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      7 mins later, it has 25k so lol

    • @milanseres9113
      @milanseres9113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      More like the fanbase is starved for content.

    • @blake5831
      @blake5831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yezzir

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dubbernaught Army

    • @arunn4061
      @arunn4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a god tier video

  • @badkarma804
    @badkarma804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dude’s wearing his court clothes.

    • @mikieswart
      @mikieswart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Barry Cantaloupe but of course, that’s why he’s gotta get his quick buzz on before driving to his appeal appointment

  • @janherburodo8070
    @janherburodo8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I find it really interesting that Idubbbz decided to rock that mustache unironically

    • @sir333
      @sir333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He is the result of a little too intimate relation between Walter White and Jesse Pinkman

    • @listek981
      @listek981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do Choroszczy wypierdalaj

    • @janherburodo8070
      @janherburodo8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@listek981 Już zaczynasz? Ty komunistyczny chuyu!

    • @dougfisher6017
      @dougfisher6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's supposed to be unironic?

    • @listek981
      @listek981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janherburodo8070 a ty się nie zesrałeś?

  • @indianathc7005
    @indianathc7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "oh come on just smoke a blunt" best advice all 2020