My portion sizes are NOT your art project - idubbbz complains

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  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23854

    It's a weird implication that you can't "love" ice cream without purchasing a certain amount of it.

    • @Victinfi
      @Victinfi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +679

      YOOOO, LEMME EAT ICE CREAM OFF UR ASS PLZ PAPI

    • @catpaws2452
      @catpaws2452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Oh

    • @douglaslangley9251
      @douglaslangley9251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +778

      If you arent willing to go into an insulin coma for it then you arent loving it enough

    • @ou_nuimaclone1658
      @ou_nuimaclone1658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Boyinaband are u the real boyinaband?????????

    • @kidn00b1
      @kidn00b1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Marketing is all about implications

  • @x50music
    @x50music 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5846

    The starbucks size names should be illegal

    • @thorntails
      @thorntails 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Agreed
      I don't have a Starbucks near me at all, but when I was on a trip, I was so confused, I just wanted a big water
      Additionally, my mother is vegan, and my dad is lactose intolerant, (so am I) and it costs to have almond milk!
      =[

    • @citrusfruit-tw2sj
      @citrusfruit-tw2sj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Straws are already illegal in San Francisco. Won’t be long buddy

    • @themedia1271
      @themedia1271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Why is a tall a small? That makes no fucking sense.

    • @ebtflexer6535
      @ebtflexer6535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Media they used to only have short and tall
      source: i work there

    • @hugsavage5286
      @hugsavage5286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like it's hard to make a Philly lmao

  • @zandyknope2907
    @zandyknope2907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5642

    there is a boba tea place near me where the sizes are “hug” “kiss” and “smooch” and i would argue that is much worse than cold stone

    • @sashab510
      @sashab510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      I ALSO have a boba tea place with just THE FUCKING WORST names.
      "Bobo"
      "bobae"
      "baebae"
      SMALL MEDIUM AND LARGE
      IT'S NOT THAT HARD. I feel like I'm a fucking child with down syndrome who's ordering my sugar water.
      Like fuck.
      "cAn I hAvE a BaEbAe pLeAsE."

    • @whereismyak6106
      @whereismyak6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is it koi tea?

    • @antidaefobiab4027
      @antidaefobiab4027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh I know exactly this place. The whole theme is freaking weird as.

    • @gordongray3102
      @gordongray3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toforei oof

    • @SaltyD3plorable
      @SaltyD3plorable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤮🤮🤮

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    If the KFC bathrooms were really called the ‘chicken bucket’ I’d start worrying about what was in my food

    • @patrickwilliamson29
      @patrickwilliamson29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      you're at KFC, you should already be worried about what was in your food

    • @PlankDot
      @PlankDot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @EPIC EPIC Walter like moster truck

    • @ivory867
      @ivory867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that’d be kinda awesome

    • @samisbiggaytm8763
      @samisbiggaytm8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@patrickwilliamson29 I work at KFC and we're pretty clean lol

    • @Untoldanimations
      @Untoldanimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All chicken has shit on it, where do you think diseases come from?

  • @0MGitsRayRay
    @0MGitsRayRay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9646

    this is the exact reason why i only drink pond water

    • @ballag1166
      @ballag1166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.

    • @madfire2087
      @madfire2087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Why not bath water.

    • @0MGitsRayRay
      @0MGitsRayRay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Dominic ❽❻ L bold of you to assume that i bathe at all

    • @whatsittoya27
      @whatsittoya27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I like me some amoebas in my drink

    • @madfire2087
      @madfire2087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      teethglitter just because somebody has a bathtub, it doesn’t mean he/she bathes.

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    this is such a specific topic that i agree with so passionately

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm afraid I suffer from a serious case of Ligma.

    • @neitgeist1
      @neitgeist1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boys boys boys

    • @neitgeist1
      @neitgeist1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josharntt ligma? oh dear, i'm so sorry. it must be rare, because i'm afraid i couldn't find anything related to a disease when i looked it up on google. can you tell me what exactly that is, by any chance?

    • @gemre4
      @gemre4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neitgeist1 it's a rare skin disease :(

    • @uglyshirts5965
      @uglyshirts5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Delete me!

  • @VlogCreations
    @VlogCreations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3143

    This is SO good. Thank you idubbz. When I go to Starbucks, I order a small medium or large.

    • @towngirl1665
      @towngirl1665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i love that you of all people are here

    • @modernyt854
      @modernyt854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vlog Creations ross!!!!!! How’s it going

    • @Victinfi
      @Victinfi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vlog Creations yo dawg how about u go put Viagra pills on peoples pockets

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vlog Creations The first time i was there i got so confused on the sizes

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sneaking positive comments into other people's videos

  • @0hopscotch0
    @0hopscotch0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    They renamed the bathroom at Dunkin Donuts “the shooting range” because its where people go to shoot their herion

    • @fugfuggerton9595
      @fugfuggerton9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "herion"

    • @cubicpsychotic5616
      @cubicpsychotic5616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@squidee Denny's? You mean Waffle House?

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      heron

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They renamed my local Taco Bell's bathroom to "the 8.0+ Richter scale level anomaly" aka the V.E.I (Volcanic explosivity index)

  • @KeithBallardA
    @KeithBallardA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    I went to a Jamba Juice and ordered a Power Strawberry Surfrider and the cashier just stared at me. It turns out that 1) she was a new hire and 2) they just call their sizes small, medium, and large now. So conflicted. This was the most emotionally and socially devastating way to receive good news.

    • @ryanbesco8067
      @ryanbesco8067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keith Ballard lmao

    • @graniumhdz419
      @graniumhdz419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That fucking kills me lol. Sorry you had to go through that!

    • @slamminl.ickmaballs5347
      @slamminl.ickmaballs5347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your comment pleases me in a mildly disturbing way

    • @paloma9916
      @paloma9916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Besco yeah but Planet Smoothie still has these weird names. I think small was a “light” and I’m just like ??? But the fucking size of it is like a medium looking cup.

    • @Glockmog2007
      @Glockmog2007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "we serve food here sir"

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    The worst is when you go into Cold Stone and order a small and they act like they have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @alfie9662
      @alfie9662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CZsWorld dude exactly

    • @resmoooo
      @resmoooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CZsWorld I'm quite surprised to see you in the comments of an Idubbbz video.

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember I had the same experience, I just told them to shove it and said I can just buy a tub of ice cream that's better then what they serve

    • @ZomB-0ne
      @ZomB-0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Bixen_Bings why would any establishment wanna serve to a furry anyways?

    • @corey5894
      @corey5894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZomB-0ne damn

  • @spikespiegel4980
    @spikespiegel4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    I dont care what your sizes are, i will call them small, med, or large. If you don't want to sell me your garbage, I will go buy similar garbage from down the road, no biggie.

    • @goofy955
      @goofy955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      exactly, you just say small, medium, or large and if they correct me Ill make sure that it IS intact whatever i ordered whether its a S M or L and buy the fucken thing

    • @goofy955
      @goofy955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kidmosey nah they got Tall and Venti here in NYC

    • @abethepunk
      @abethepunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A local place has milkshakes in the sizes baby, small, and large. I cringe every time.

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spike spiegel Same, bro. You’re goddamned right.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tree Sapp
      This was pretty good.

  • @Zyxyea
    @Zyxyea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    Airsoftfatty is now a recurring character

    • @pleasehelp2018
      @pleasehelp2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianrobinson9318 same

    • @banna135
      @banna135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Always has been

    • @MRADOES04
      @MRADOES04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

    • @Chrisgonzalz
      @Chrisgonzalz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is older than the video idiot

    • @Prawnsacrifice
      @Prawnsacrifice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Chrisgonzalz is he still not a recurring character?

  • @corvonics
    @corvonics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9441

    That little gag on airsoftfatty and now he puts out a full blown documentary on him. Makes ya think huh 🤔

  • @HereWeAre101
    @HereWeAre101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I work at a movie theater. On the menu, our popcorn sizes are labeled "previews only," "entire feature," and "suspense films." Behind the counter, we just say small, medium, and large, and most of the customers do too but I always feel bad when someone comes up and looks so unsure of themselves ordering an "entire feature" popcorn. Our drinks also have weird names but honestly I can only remember that the large is called monster.

    • @thanosfromfortnite9186
      @thanosfromfortnite9186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Em unnecessary af, smh my head

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Christ, that depresses me even more than I'm willing to admit. I do not support buying popcorn at the movies. Too, I do not support the extravagant names associated with ridiculous prices. The "Suspense Films" size sounds like it is meant to be spilled all over the damn theater. Do custodial staff really need extra work that badly?

    • @BasedGatsby
      @BasedGatsby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I used to work at Cold Stone and just said small, medium, and large. Those naming conventions for sizes are just plain stupid.

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      hahaha THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. i would def end up saying 'entire feature of popcorn pls'

    • @Lumi3dd
      @Lumi3dd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaoo

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    My business is going to have 3 sizes:
    The idubz™
    The idubbz™
    and The idubbbz™

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      KarlaRei this deserves more likes

    • @kelvinestrada1700
      @kelvinestrada1700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KarlaRei nice

    • @striker6240
      @striker6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Your business is also going to have me taking a shit on your counter.

    • @zenomasker2579
      @zenomasker2579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gotta love how you trade marked your sizes like a dick so if anyone mentions idubbz, you can copyright claim that SHIT.
      FUCK YOU

    • @elvisexo-l2291
      @elvisexo-l2291 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KarlaRei 👌

  • @pompomllama4204
    @pompomllama4204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    As a Philadelphian I can confirm that we are all retarde

    • @quasar9768
      @quasar9768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      your inability to spell is the best proof

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@quasar9768 fuck

    • @brandonvaughn8382
      @brandonvaughn8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @nasty nate I live about 2 and a half hours away from Philly. I've always wanted to go but haven't had the chance

    • @rodgerza2
      @rodgerza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a Canadian I can confirm it's not just Philly

    • @storkksoundmedia7778
      @storkksoundmedia7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jam wither mama mia!!

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    “Hey can I get a Big Mac with fries please”
    Staff: “would you like your fries flaccid or erect?”

    • @Jarl_Bharbo
      @Jarl_Bharbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Semi, please!

    • @reborntodie1
      @reborntodie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Half chubbed please

    • @LlamaArmy
      @LlamaArmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL

    • @phantomBlurrrr
      @phantomBlurrrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I literally fucking died, thanks

    • @darryp7533
      @darryp7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brilliant i have STD'S :(

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Imagine 60 years from now, Cold Stone changes the names of their portion sizes back to normal and a poor young employee has to tend to an elderly woman demanding a "Gotta Have It Cheesecake with Roasted Almonds."

    • @joseornelas9788
      @joseornelas9788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I GOTTA HAVE IT DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND!

    • @bizmarkie9112
      @bizmarkie9112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine 60 years from now, iDubbbz releases his next Content Cop.

    • @MrSuperMarioKid
      @MrSuperMarioKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ladondorf I know your channel from Wafercrisp's comment section on his Return video :D

    • @Ladondorf
      @Ladondorf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Jacob* Deep cut! That name brings back good memories.

  • @dillpower
    @dillpower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Let’s all appreciate that Ian has been cleaning the carpet and brushing his teeth every other day.
    Congratulations man.

  • @martinlehtonen
    @martinlehtonen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    "I want a medium"
    "did you mean a 'love it'?"
    "Did I stutter!?!"

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      “But sir you have to say the name of the si-“
      (Pulls out gun)
      “Actually I’ll have the ‘all the money in the register’ please, oh, and make it a ‘to go’ order”

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Instead of did i stutter ask if they take monopoly money

    • @Yuuki-SJ
      @Yuuki-SJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im going to use this next time i order food

    • @windystick7347
      @windystick7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that an office reference

    • @inder3144
      @inder3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Norikou yes

  • @daltonpaulvideos
    @daltonpaulvideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Finally someone is debating the important issues.

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      daltonpaulvideos his friend and fellow video creator from two years back is starring in a hit hip hop album and being featured in all the singles and music videos and Ian is bitching about portion sizes online

    • @Bigga_
      @Bigga_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Locke3OOO
      What the fuck are you talking about
      Whatever it is, just please stop typing.

    • @matteogauthier7750
      @matteogauthier7750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope you're not implying that joji is a good thing.

    • @theurgic6466
      @theurgic6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bigga_ He's talking about Joji
      Matteo Gauthier Joji is doing what he likes and he's successful. He doesn't like doing FilthyFrank and even if he did, he mentioned that he couldn't do it anymore due to medical reasons.

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matteo Gauthier ...... yea no I’m not 😂

  • @snailart14
    @snailart14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    I work as a non-starbucks affiliated barista, and I just need you all to know that they're like, priming you to stay brand loyal to them. They have drinks, like the iced caramel macchiato - that don't even exist. A TRADITIONAL MACCHIATO IS NOT EVER ICED. It's espresso shots with frothed milk, that's it. What Starbucks sells as an 'iced caramel macchiato" is a just an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle, and it's served with the milk on the bottom to give it that split effect. WHY DOES THIS MATTER? People come into my store and try to order drinks that just....aren't what they think they are (and it isn't their fault). If someone orders a macchiato, I give them the traditional version and they get pissy at me - because they want the STARBUCKS SPIN. I can make an iced vanilla latte with caramel, but YOU need to KNOW what you're ORDERING. I feel like Starbucks did this on purpose to make their customers feel confused when they enter any other cafe. They automatically don't know the slang or the terms, and so they go back to Starbucks. idk just my take.

    • @riverbakey
      @riverbakey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Interesting inside, comrade.

    • @EefFreef
      @EefFreef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I've never been to a Starbucks mostly for this reason. I looked at their menu one time at a highway rest stop and I didn't understand what anything was, so I went to Burger King and bought a plain old hot coffee.

    • @snailart14
      @snailart14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Isn't it? It's honestly kind of disconcerting that so many brands play these weird mental games with consumers. At the end of the day, the consumer SHOULD feel like they have more power over what their purchasing but sometimes it just feels like a shot in the dark. @Colin Leary

    • @Joellllllllll
      @Joellllllllll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When did “macchiato” change it’s meaning. Because at Starbucks all macchiato means now is that the shots go on top of the frothed milk, rather than the bottom like a normal latte.
      Also the macchiato you are talking about, is called an espresso macchiato at Starbucks.

    • @snailart14
      @snailart14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      They aren't iced. They're never iced in Italy. You can get an iced latte, and Starbucks could have called it an iced caramel late w/ vanilla - because that's what their iced caramel macchiato is- it's a latte. A traditional macchiato should always mean what you call an "espresso" macchiato. The literal definition of macchiato Is "espresso with a dash of frothy steamed milk". If it's an iced drink it isn't a macchiato at anyyyyyyyy other cafe. It makes things confusing for everyone.

  • @keirebuuishi4353
    @keirebuuishi4353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    A:Can I buy a coffee
    B: Sure what size?
    A: Yes.....

  • @TheGunslinger
    @TheGunslinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    “Please don’t kill me it’s illegal” that’s the best quote.

    • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
      @lemoncaketerrorist2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EdgyRelevance nah too played out.

    • @damnspicetv4698
      @damnspicetv4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't kill me i'm swedish -pewdiepie

    • @wikzy.7966
      @wikzy.7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hungry Santa he died of a fentanyl overdose

    • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580
      @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damnspicetv4698 "did he shoot me? YOU FUCKING NI-" - Pewdiepie

    • @jacobkurtz6976
      @jacobkurtz6976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t lol but ok buddy fight about it on an idubbz video

  • @teenymumboshow
    @teenymumboshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    The other day I went to a Jamba Juice and I asked for a mango smoothie. The lady looked at me dead in the eyes and said "You mean the Mango A Go Go?". "Y e s p l e a s e."

    • @tristandeniet
      @tristandeniet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Munczkin lol the only time I'll say this is if there's two different types of things with the same main ingredient.

    • @LauraStar127
      @LauraStar127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      fucking hell

    • @ojkolsrud1
      @ojkolsrud1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      "Is it the same as a mango smoothie?"
      "yes"
      "Then I'll have a mango smoothie, please"

    • @bebopdedop8776
      @bebopdedop8776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Sam Hyde HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

    • @nameguy7632
      @nameguy7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can I have a lesbian of mango ice cream

  • @bonesaredollars1172
    @bonesaredollars1172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    Why would anyone ever go to Philadelphia on purpose anyway.

    • @lostkaiser1995
      @lostkaiser1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      kevin coots gotta admit, you’re right🤔

    • @skelly1555
      @skelly1555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      kevin coots that’s a mighty good steak

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ixliaa stop bein a bitch

    • @jamesscott2902
      @jamesscott2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      For a Philly cheese steak

    • @nooisebots
      @nooisebots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I've heard its always sunny there

  • @makeupbyhunter05
    @makeupbyhunter05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    *is this a cold stone content cop*

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter Mahon yes...?

    • @unfunny2258
      @unfunny2258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WE NEED A COLDSTONE CONTENT COP NOW

    • @mr.mimmler2151
      @mr.mimmler2151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stone cold stev e austin

    • @dogbrain000
      @dogbrain000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no? yes? yes. maybe. probably.

    • @javigd96
      @javigd96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay Stone Cold Steve Austin! I don't know why i said it but i gotta stick to it. Stone Cold Steve Austin.

  • @bcliff7066
    @bcliff7066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5545

    Please don’t shoot me officer
    I ain’t black

    • @choppiesticks_8653
      @choppiesticks_8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Oh, why didn’t you say so

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I want to give you a like but the number...it's 69

    • @IAmTheBigBoy
      @IAmTheBigBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Please don't shoot. It's illegal!

    • @kos-3327
      @kos-3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yep that’s what he said good job for telling me

    • @zay9050
      @zay9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kos-3327 good job you can read

  • @cabbage_cat
    @cabbage_cat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    *at starbucks
    me: there's a large rat in the bathroom
    barista: ?
    me: a large rat
    barista: ?
    me: THERE'S A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM

    • @adlerz3191
      @adlerz3191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      You mean Grande ?

    • @Xujdfy
      @Xujdfy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OrIgInAl aNd FuNnY cOntEnT! I've heard that before

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@adlerz3191 uhm actually the medium size is grande......... lol

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
      A tall grande at venti.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      20 ounce rat would be a pretty large rat tho

  • @PiffPeterson
    @PiffPeterson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    THATS SOME BUTTERY SMOOTH FOOTAGE

  • @dose532
    @dose532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Once at Starbucks this lady asked for a medium drink and the employee was like “medium??? Oh you mean grande we call it grande here” like damn the lady only wants her drink not your employee policy booklet

    • @graysuns
      @graysuns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OSWALDARUS i’ve had that happen to me multiple times lmaooo

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not even any kind of italian theme to the place anyway, that's the worst part, probably some focus group comittee chose the size names.

    • @TreyMiranda
      @TreyMiranda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an actual Starbucks employee, it's not the company, it's just the barista being a fuckin' idiot. By the employee policy booklet, we're supposed to just say "alright" and deal with it. We're not forcing anything. Starbucks is pretentious enough, most baristas don't want to add to it. Now if you wanna know what really triggers people, is when they don't give any indication of size, or sit there for hours talking about how the sizes are all different.

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They aren't supposed to correct you it's in their policy they don't want to be known as coffee snobs anymore. So call that employee out next time for being an asshole.

  • @ghoul4748
    @ghoul4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    In order to get a coffee you MUST speak to them in their gay alien language.

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Last person who didn’t was brewed into next week’s special

    • @caprius.5792
      @caprius.5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes, I'll have the "perform multiple war crimes on Nigerians" with a side of "tax fraud."

    • @ChuyitoChams
      @ChuyitoChams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The people at the starbucks restaurants I go to know the struggle. They know its retarded so they'll give you a "tall" when you ask for a small. Or a "grande" when you ask for a large and so on. They dont give a shit lol!

    • @accelerator7952
      @accelerator7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For short this straight bullshit

    • @pphurtz
      @pphurtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of this one movie scene where this dude orders a large and the waiters like “you mean a venti” and he ends up calling her stupid

  • @helpme1847
    @helpme1847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I once went to Starbucks and said to the employee "uhhhhhhhh hi can I get a tall frappe Pacino" me being the idiot thought tall meant a large so when I got my cup I was disappointed and said "uhhh I thought I ordered a large?" The employee said "no you ordered a tall" after that I haven't been to Starbucks since 1869.

    • @_Bailamme_
      @_Bailamme_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frappe Pacino sound like an actor

    • @stumpwitch2370
      @stumpwitch2370 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 lol xdd

  • @MinPhoebus
    @MinPhoebus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    Content Cop: Cold Stone Creamery

    • @poe876
      @poe876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Min Min underrated comment.

    • @poe876
      @poe876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ScotchOnTheRock yes , the good o'l cold ctone creamery (((:::::::::(:(:(:(

    • @bls1999
      @bls1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What we do here is go back…

    • @oicunt8197
      @oicunt8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      -L M A O-

    • @aloafofbread.55
      @aloafofbread.55 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes please

  • @maddie2768ify
    @maddie2768ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3280

    I actually work at ColdStone, and I definitely notice that people, especially guys, become embarrassed when they have to say the size names and the signature creation names. The size thing doesn’t really bother me; you can say whatever you want for it I’ll know what you’re talking about. But when people are too embarrassed to say “Cheesecake fantasy” and just say “the cheesecake one,” I have no idea what you want- do you want just plain ice cream, or the signature? There’s no need to be embarrassed cause I promise we’re not judging you- we’re all dead inside when we work there anyway (edit: kinda cool that this comment blew up ngl)

    • @ivanivanow4642
      @ivanivanow4642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Haha, that last part made me laugh…
      Or maybe it shouldn't have…

    • @kovacszsolt6005
      @kovacszsolt6005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Guy from KFC: where I'm from we have equally stupid things. We are all dead too.

    • @maddie2768ify
      @maddie2768ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Little update: I was let go from ColdStone because my manager got upset when he found out I was trying to find another job. Bad news is I currently have about $5 to my name. Good news is I never have to make a “love it mint mint chocolate chocolate chip” ever again

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Maybe, just maybe, they're really insecure in their masculinity and feel the need to justify it to any other man around them. I will say whatever cutesy sounding bubblegum shit if i want to without shame because a real man doesn't give a shit.

    • @moochie8296
      @moochie8296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maddieee what an asshole. I hope it'll get better and find a better job.

  • @redstoneraptor8101
    @redstoneraptor8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    There’s a restaurant in my town that used to be a post office, and they kept a lot of the stuff as props and decorations, and went all in on an old timey post office theme. The bathrooms are labeled “Mail” and “Femail”.

    • @VVerySweet
      @VVerySweet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ok but like....that's genius

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      at least thats funny

    • @hitsugatatsuro9978
      @hitsugatatsuro9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sounds great! It's meant to be humorous and not pretentious so it doesn't count.

    • @aeonbollig666
      @aeonbollig666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hitsugatatsuro9978 Also it's not something you need to say out loud. In that case, all that matters is whether or not it's ambiguous, which it isn't.

  • @MakoTheFrog
    @MakoTheFrog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    can i get uhhhhhhhh a medium reasons to live

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      with a two liter of bleach

    • @jrh9326
      @jrh9326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t you mean Love It reasons to live?

    • @qazxswerock1020
      @qazxswerock1020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "UmMmM, dO yOu MeAn 2 gRaNdE sIzEd bLeAch? "

    • @kozmokrisp6955
      @kozmokrisp6955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "uhhhhhh" is the funniest part of this because literally everyone starts there order like that

  • @zhorazavodskoy6622
    @zhorazavodskoy6622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2463

    *please don't shoot me officer, I'm not black*

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    "Please don't shoot me officer, I ain't black!"
    Jesus Christ Ian lol

    • @graysonlopez3030
      @graysonlopez3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Donut Operator Jesus Christ is coming back soon. Thank the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

    • @ryebreadgame7521
      @ryebreadgame7521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DONUUUUUT

    • @aksjd2768
      @aksjd2768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol......btw are you the officer that plays CS:GO?

    • @gnomechild8596
      @gnomechild8596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's it donut DEMONETISED

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yam parondo yep that's donut!

  • @ocelot_the_dragon
    @ocelot_the_dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I used to work at Coldstone. I hated the naming structure but I needed some cash.
    I never made my customers say the names. I purposely avoided using the names because I wanted to sound like I had some dignity left.
    It made serving my customers easier because they actually were able look me in the eye because they realized I wasn’t the crazy one.

    • @rohitdey1350
      @rohitdey1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are a very good guy my man.

  • @HawRazor
    @HawRazor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I just watched a man rant about portion size names for 10 minutes, truely the best timeline

    • @awildnicc
      @awildnicc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fringe good content.

  • @vinewoodk1
    @vinewoodk1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I want three charmanders...

    • @szkioli
      @szkioli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cherrine Aurora thank i shided farded and cumed pant

    • @RaphaelShitpostsakaBlaze
      @RaphaelShitpostsakaBlaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cherrine Aurora begone

    • @panchofancho6859
      @panchofancho6859 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a side of fried Pikachu

    • @psykodactyle
      @psykodactyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would be pretty unbalanced

  • @michaelasuorsa
    @michaelasuorsa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Sorry can I be excused? I gotta use the chicken bucket

    • @drekthgrek5896
      @drekthgrek5896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michaela Suorsa Can I buy it after you’re done for 7.99?

  • @GAMEPRO24X
    @GAMEPRO24X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    If I make a restaurant imma have these names for the sizes.
    Small = squiggly
    Medium = squiggly wiggly
    Large = squiggly wiggly diggly.
    Would love to hear people's frustrations over the stupid ass names lol

    • @arumaru3433
      @arumaru3433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "I'll have one strawberry werry squiggly wiggly double trouble extra fun kiddy diddly cum blaster disaster, please"

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arumaru3433 wowwie

    • @doodimgood
      @doodimgood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you do that I will rob you.

    • @carnage337.
      @carnage337. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@arumaru3433 are you that one guy who had a 1 year argument in the comment section of the paper mario ost?

    • @ihavetheworldssmallestdick4568
      @ihavetheworldssmallestdick4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I make a restaurant I will pay you to use those names

  • @reinerbraun6399
    @reinerbraun6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    Fun fact: in non-English contries you don't have to put up with this

    • @killboi207
      @killboi207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ROFL!

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ok Ugandan Knuckles

    • @reinerbraun6399
      @reinerbraun6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Hexadiddle yes

    • @jakkydrakki2289
      @jakkydrakki2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Im sure non english speaking countries got starbucks and all coffe shops are copying the starfag formula nowadays.

    • @molodoy..
      @molodoy.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@jakkydrakki2289 been to couple Starbucks shops around the world and i heard about this thing with sizes only now.

  • @0life5
    @0life5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "don't shoot me. I'm not black!"
    --Idubbz 2018

    • @0life5
      @0life5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      y tho damn it! You figured out my secret!

  • @markysharky03
    @markysharky03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Petition to change small to lil girl medium to lil boy and large to big daddy

    • @unfortunate9006
      @unfortunate9006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Loli, shota, and onii-chan

    • @dannymollu6346
      @dannymollu6346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me me lil boy

    • @DECCAS8
      @DECCAS8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Little boy and fat man

    • @TheT0ad
      @TheT0ad 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *large to Mr. Bubbles

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      markysharky03 sounds hot

  • @BradPwnsU
    @BradPwnsU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    That’s why I go:
    “Hey can i get _____”
    “Sure what size?”
    “The biggest one”

    • @MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper
      @MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      fatty

    • @boyo7494
      @boyo7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      generic username :v probably because you don’t live in US. Or you go to certain places where they aren’t retarded

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big Boy Bird Shit lmao yep fat as fuck

    • @YouWishYouWereAndrew
      @YouWishYouWereAndrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s why no matter what I call things small, medium, or large. I don’t give a fuck what you call it. Give me my large vanilla latte MaCkEnZeIgH

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MyFaceIsMiaoYingsAdultDiaper I like your name.

  • @Encentix
    @Encentix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    I‘m in love with this rant video concept. In fact i think it‘s pretty entertaining! Love the new video!

    • @billycaswell9737
      @billycaswell9737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daleeny Chill the fuck out bruh

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      >OP is, in fact, chill
      No u?

    • @spicyvro
      @spicyvro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

    • @leman337
      @leman337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea this and the typing game video were great

    • @CheekyPastama
      @CheekyPastama 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please don’t touch me there

  • @thatoneguy72600
    @thatoneguy72600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    He ain’t wrong though the size things are dumb and make me feel ridiculous saying them out loud

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      William Worth yea you arent alone, although i always say it like a jackass

    • @declanmaudsley2211
      @declanmaudsley2211 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're right because the employees are the problem here

    • @SparktehFox
      @SparktehFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They know what you mean when you say small, medium, or large. If they correct you, they're an ass and part of the problem.

    • @thatoneguy72600
      @thatoneguy72600 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nachosNapples yeah I feel silly asf saying that in front of people all honesty I just say small medium and large they correct me but I still say it

    • @thatoneguy72600
      @thatoneguy72600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ellisar Atranimus I always still say large and they correct me but I still say large

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I like how the auto-generated captions are in Korean.

  • @sheeplord5773
    @sheeplord5773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Why does he have a knife on his mousepad

    • @smith7602
      @smith7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You mean a bowie on flattop.

    • @mariojackson8009
      @mariojackson8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh the grinder, on the flat chest

    • @altonex9856
      @altonex9856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are you asking so many gosh darn questions

    • @ida9480
      @ida9480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sheep lord why don’t you

    • @Emerardo
      @Emerardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHATS IT TO YOU BITCH

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I have quite a bit of social anxiety, so it drives me insane that whenever I go to IHOP, in order to get the specific type of pancakes I want, I have to say “Can I have a ‘Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity’ with strawberries?’”
    The last time I went there I just said “can I have this kind?” and pointed at the menu because I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.

    • @shawnjiang2776
      @shawnjiang2776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WasabiKitKat I have such a high degree of social anxiety that I have no friends haha

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Top Dog Under Dog the cherry on top here is the 'haha' which portrays the suicidal nature of the comment.

    • @handfulofragtags9530
      @handfulofragtags9530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't order a meat lovers pizza , cause I'm too scared to say meat lovers.

    • @kajamiletic3223
      @kajamiletic3223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always just point at the menu, especially if the half the menu's in Spanish or Italian and I pronounce it correctly but the worker has no idea how it's actually pronounced and looks at me like I'm insane.

    • @beatrice0610
      @beatrice0610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      UwU SOCIAL ANXIETY STEVEN UNIVERSE UwU

  • @ChardBothamYT
    @ChardBothamYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Even worse is the fucking "signature creations" with their own needlessly elaborate names. The humiliation I feel every time I order a "Gotta Have It sized Mint Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip" is.... not enough to stop me from doing it every week but it's pretty fucking bad

    • @85set05
      @85set05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ChardBotham what is stopping you from saying large?

    • @kaweenis
      @kaweenis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      hi can i get uhhhhh gotta have it sized peanut butter nutter twist swirl supreme cookies n creme scream please

    • @cpqtg
      @cpqtg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      can I have the "yummy yummy in my tummy oreo wild mega blast" please?

    • @Wesbert
      @Wesbert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ChardBotham working at cold stone and having people say the full name of the signature creations always made me feel sad inside

    • @Fux704
      @Fux704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But I dont understand why you guys even USE those names. Around here in Brazil a grand total of ZERO people use the starbucks terminology when ordering... We just look at the menu sizes and go "Yeah... that's dumb. I'll have a small one please". No cashier ever minds
      it.

  • @can_u_not24
    @can_u_not24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    you know what's annoying? living in a Spanish speaking country and wanting to order a medium-sized beverage at Starbucks. ("Grande" means large in Spanish)

    • @demonitized6661
      @demonitized6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doesnt grande mean grand in spanish

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@demonitized6661 no

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonitized6661 yes

    • @Guard8301
      @Guard8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-vv1do1wg1j no

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@demonitized6661 it means both, although it's not usually used in the same context as "grand"

  • @Kaidiak123
    @Kaidiak123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This doesn't feel like it came from 2 years ago.

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    _can i go to the chicken bucket?_
    *_i don't know, can you?_*

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MAY I go to the chicken bucket??

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *pushes up nerd glasses* The only difference between may and can is that one is more polite than the other. In informal contexts it's perfectly acceptable to use can; in formal situations it would be better to use may. last time I checked this idubbbz not some fancy 5 star restaurant serving gelato.

    • @HALL0WEENIE
      @HALL0WEENIE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      rielitty oh shit😆

    • @bls1999
      @bls1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Content Cop: Grammar

    • @piceofbeef6522
      @piceofbeef6522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need to die

  • @MajinReptile.UltraMajin
    @MajinReptile.UltraMajin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Large: Blastoise
    Medium: Wartortle
    Small: Squirtle

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jagi Master of Hokuto Shin Ken
      I’m all for this one.

    • @gachakittyuniverse6287
      @gachakittyuniverse6287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @cashbag
      @cashbag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This one is actually cool tho lmao

    • @ssccaappeeggooaatt
      @ssccaappeeggooaatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well see now that'd be easy.

    • @mjdabae7823
      @mjdabae7823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shreyas N what do you mean? That sounds great

  • @Berd
    @Berd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    best asmr video in a while

    • @variable4976
      @variable4976 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      accurate

    • @hannaha3521
      @hannaha3521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      berd what the fuck r u doing here

    • @A_Metalpunk
      @A_Metalpunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Berd. The hell you doin here?!?! :0

    • @hehehoho1134
      @hehehoho1134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Berd Ey boss

    • @GrampaCramps
      @GrampaCramps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idubbbz next next guest on your Podcast????

  • @ydvz3071
    @ydvz3071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Therapist: ‘Epitaph iDubbbz doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you’
    Epitaph iDubbbz: 4:15

    • @bigwillyjim
      @bigwillyjim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i dont like u

    • @lindholmaren
      @lindholmaren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Weather report when trailing Pucci: 0:58

    • @hankhill7287
      @hankhill7287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kingu Crimson !

    • @Tony_Goat
      @Tony_Goat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was that a motherfucking Jojo reference

    • @caprius.5792
      @caprius.5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigwillyjim
      Damn...
      just went straight to the point.

  • @helpahoe920
    @helpahoe920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “Mum what’s wrong with that kid?”
    “He’s... *grammatically* *challenged* “

    • @matthewaresogood
      @matthewaresogood 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has problem grippen English.

    • @usernamesunknown2197
      @usernamesunknown2197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m having an anyriSm

    • @MEWTWOMASTER12
      @MEWTWOMASTER12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The kid is most likely a jake pauler. They have their own unique language called dumbass. I dare you to decipher anything that comes out of their mouths.

    • @matthewaresogood
      @matthewaresogood 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess my reference was too obscure. The kickstarter crap about the toilet paper you wear on your hand. I was hoping someone else would get it. Guess not.

  • @DrMantisToboggan69
    @DrMantisToboggan69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    This should be in the educational category, not comedy. I've been enlightened

    • @boop1725
      @boop1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan so should all of edoops vids

    • @EnjoyerOfVtubers
      @EnjoyerOfVtubers 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *edutainment

  • @TheAmericanPrometheus
    @TheAmericanPrometheus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Can I get a 'Gotta Have It' size of crippling depression

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Grug don’t understand what customer say, grug can get coffee elder to help if you have issue. If no issue, go to back of cave and let other grugs order

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Apple tribe no like customer. Us apple grugs care only about profit. Unga bunga oonga

  • @donyanasser1674
    @donyanasser1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I hate the fact that his name is still jacksfilms. They are not films.

    • @nothda2211
      @nothda2211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      iDubbbzTV isn't on TV

    • @Selendryle
      @Selendryle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PeridotBestGem I watch this on my TV, so...

    • @boop1725
      @boop1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ForevermoreNevermore BAD UNBOXING PLAYING ON YOUR APPLE TV AT

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I insist on calling them small/medium/large. If they can't handle my terminology, they can't handle my money.

    • @RolisDog422
      @RolisDog422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Every Cold stone just took a big *Oof*

    • @enapayestep4726
      @enapayestep4726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hex Isme oh wow. Look at you. So cool and bossy

    • @xeno942
      @xeno942 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enapay Estep Chad Hex Isme

    • @thejomah
      @thejomah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sound lile an ornery grandpa.

    • @jakerzgaming7043
      @jakerzgaming7043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      amen

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    _Comes in three sizes : Ligma, Bofa and Sugondese._

    • @meems_o
      @meems_o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DammitSinged don't forget sacoma

    • @Sebb_Music
      @Sebb_Music 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *what's ligma*

    • @richardmurray9026
      @richardmurray9026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What's updog?

    • @shian2724
      @shian2724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sebb01 ligma balls

    • @rainingrotom
      @rainingrotom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DammitSinged Can’t wait to go to Saw-Con this year!

  • @kaden_chr
    @kaden_chr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When I went to Philadelphia my mom was ordering and they screamed at her for not ordering using the names

    • @yassineszn17
      @yassineszn17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruhus momentosuim n⁰197251

  • @lostwaif9483
    @lostwaif9483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I actually enjoy this new series it’s nothing crazy just simplistic and funny as hell.

  • @grilledleeks6514
    @grilledleeks6514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    Nothing like cheap meat, fake cheese and sweaty italian guy dandruff to make a true to form philly meal

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      except that food truck is one of the best in philly lol

    • @jaredfromsubway2000
      @jaredfromsubway2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@kidthebilly7766 not exactly an achievement

    • @kidthebilly7766
      @kidthebilly7766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaredfromsubway2000 one of the best sandwich trucks in north america

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@kidthebilly7766 riiiiight

    • @gj6184
      @gj6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Philly really loves shoving their nasty ass sandwiches in other people’s asses huh

  • @MikeOnaBike
    @MikeOnaBike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Can I have a small Coke"
    "Do you mean a regular?"
    "Whatever your smallest is, is what I would like."

    • @thezombiefan777
      @thezombiefan777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Finan 7 Really annoying when they know exactly what you want but they are made by their managers to state that item name.

    • @jaybstreamshighlights6261
      @jaybstreamshighlights6261 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron's Davis there's only chaos for managers to hide feom if the managers are bad enough to create it

    • @jackcrow9736
      @jackcrow9736 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup and no I do not feel sorry for the people who think they're being forced by the manager to say some stupid size. If I say small and you have whatever bullshit naming system but know what I want then press the little picture on the closest thing to a pc you'll ever touch. These jobs like this are starter jobs for teenagers. When you figure out it's a bullshit job you then quit and get a real job or start your own business.

    • @JosephRDBenjamin
      @JosephRDBenjamin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Crow Fast food workers are actually 3rd world peasants.

    • @jackcrow9736
      @jackcrow9736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheGreatOnes Wait is that who works at the places in the U.S.A? Well then if they work here they ain't in no 3rd world shithole anymore. So they should stop trying to turn it into the place that was so horrible the fled from it. Also the sp called 3rd world whatever need to be washing that left hand before you touch anything, let alone food. Fucking "wah I'm from a third world we don't have toilet paper we use our left hand instead" fuck you wash that left hand fucking shit eaters. Instant 2nd world status with out leaving the sand you squatted out of.

  • @krahesticks2975
    @krahesticks2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Can we talk about why he has used tissues, maple syrup, a full stick of butter, and a steak knife on his desk?

  • @kateduggan2827
    @kateduggan2827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Idubbz contentshop sizing menu:
    Small = Spreading the message of equality
    Medium = Deputy No-Chin
    Large = Did it feel good though?

    • @ajpmade
      @ajpmade 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kate Dee didn't the ricegum meme die already

    • @giovanni3362
      @giovanni3362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basic Wave yes. Yes it did.

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basic Wave
      so did nochin
      these are just references you fuckin cabbage

    • @ajpmade
      @ajpmade 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      レックスRex how am I a fucking cabbage people are out here being agressive and im just leaving my opinion smd nigga 😑

    • @giovanni3362
      @giovanni3362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      レックスRex I have you know this is a Christian minecraft server and I will not tolerate people calling each other "cabbage"

  • @isverydumb
    @isverydumb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    oh sizes arent the only naming problem with cold stone. have you seen some of the names on the special flavors? "hello could I get a like it size of *cookie don't you want some*?" like jeez I just want to order some cookie dough ice cream you don't need to give me paralyzing social anxiety over how I order my ice cream

    • @pocket-slime
      @pocket-slime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i just point to the one i want while i’m ordering it and they usually get it, it either forces them to say the name (lol) or they just scoop it up for me, completely understand about the anxiety stuff (starbucks is another nightmare for me, i hate their dumb weird sizing names)

    • @suspiciousspaghetti8579
      @suspiciousspaghetti8579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Hi, yeah can I get a 'chocolate thunder ice cream fuckery mountain deluxe' please."

    • @isverydumb
      @isverydumb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suspicious Spaghetti "hello can I get the uh -+*'ice cream all over me'*+- on a cone please"

    • @snakesandstones4252
      @snakesandstones4252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ness I got an ENTIRE lecture my first time at cold stone when I asked for a scoop, and at the end, was stared at expectedly until I told him I wanted a like it. ITS THE SAME THING BASICALLY, JUST GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM AND RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL

    • @linuxatheist5361
      @linuxatheist5361 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Approachable Lion Should've walked out and went somewhere else

  • @TheRoamingStoic
    @TheRoamingStoic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Me: I would like a small red eye pls
    Barista: you mean a venti occhi rossi mussolini gucci?
    Me(holding back tears): I just want a coffee man I’m scared

  • @aaronfiore545
    @aaronfiore545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    At a local ice cream shop the Dr Pepper float is called a “dr brown cow” and I makes me so angry

    • @TheLexiconDevils
      @TheLexiconDevils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s a shit name

    • @aaronfiore545
      @aaronfiore545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lexicon Devil I know it doesn’t make any sense

    • @natan9065
      @natan9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it isn't Dr pepper then, they can't call it that if it isn't really Dr pepper

  • @FatalSteven
    @FatalSteven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    A&W has to be the worst. "Can I have a teen burger?"
    "Can I have a baby burger please"

    • @boartank
      @boartank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *puke*

    • @salomeguzman8611
      @salomeguzman8611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FatalKrouzer A & w???

    • @tiberiumfromtime4415
      @tiberiumfromtime4415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Salomé Guzman midwestern fast food with same name as root beer company

    • @itsyaboicory5029
      @itsyaboicory5029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed. It is super cringe. I think the only normal one is called purely a mozza burger

    • @jayzonedc6474
      @jayzonedc6474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If the 'teen burger' is just a regular sized burger but with shit low quality meat instead then I think it's a valid. Cheaper = better

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Around nine minutes in he gets inspirational.
    Thank you, for your faith in us !

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    I’ve been waiting a large penis of time for this thicc aquaman trailer

  • @SquirmyWormy__
    @SquirmyWormy__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I went to a KFC bathroom and there was a piece of chicken in the toilet bowl so maybe that's why they call it the chicken bucket

  • @rotten_milky
    @rotten_milky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I don't really care if the company language is stupid, as long as the employees understand what small, medium, large, and extra large correspond to.

  • @Kiarnii
    @Kiarnii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    excuse me sir i'd like the meat cylinder please

    • @Neverhoodian
      @Neverhoodian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The GOTTA HAVE IT meat cylinder.

    • @carolina-oo4lt
      @carolina-oo4lt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol i read this as soon as soon as he said it

    • @joseraziel8070
      @joseraziel8070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too!! D:

    • @thebrapman
      @thebrapman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WIT OR NOT WIT? WHAT KINDA CYLINDER? WADDYA SOME KINDA FUCKIN' MORON? GET OUTA HERE

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay

  • @pyrrehraus6571
    @pyrrehraus6571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    hotdog lengths:
    -asian
    -ey, that's pretty good
    -joshua tree

  • @samuraiguitarist
    @samuraiguitarist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I'm trying out for a play and am going to use this monologue as my audition piece

    • @iolotossell517
      @iolotossell517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      samuraiguitarist good taste!

    • @moki2093
      @moki2093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't expect to see you here! I'm a subscriber btw

    • @TheSliderAlex
      @TheSliderAlex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't expect to see you here my man

    • @PaladinRex454
      @PaladinRex454 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell us how it goes

    • @EstuaryEstuary
      @EstuaryEstuary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      samuraiguitarist I didn't know u liked idubbz.

  • @fressh
    @fressh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Wow Ian, this is a really cool video! Very educational!

    • @alexkalb7096
      @alexkalb7096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you Ian, very cool!

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks. I tried hard with this one.

    • @kobycutler2648
      @kobycutler2648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fressh Ian screams into the abyss, but his message is not unheard.

    • @ZerosiiniFIN
      @ZerosiiniFIN 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      edutainmentional*

    • @buckwildgaming5622
      @buckwildgaming5622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LAN

  • @mads0ldier
    @mads0ldier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Thanks for buttering me, Ian! That was lovely.

    • @KentzHodiono
      @KentzHodiono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mad Soldier You've been overshadowed by Justin Y

    • @snowspriggan2218
      @snowspriggan2218 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mad Soldier yes it was very pleasing

    • @mrsand4496
      @mrsand4496 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      god damn it mad soldier get out of here, your comments are overpowered

    • @arlinnn37
      @arlinnn37 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see we enjoyed the same thing

  • @smitias_8474
    @smitias_8474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That's why I order by price. Like "I'll take 2$ fries"

    • @NonisLuck
      @NonisLuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Do you mean a duck and impaled snake fries?"

    • @sadowheart7620
      @sadowheart7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I get the 6.73 burger

    • @josephroldan9015
      @josephroldan9015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll keep saying small medium or large. saying the price would actually confuse tf outta me if I were taking an order so saying the regular people sized is easy. if you say small they know what small means.

    • @smitias_8474
      @smitias_8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephroldan9015 Yeah, but what if they have, say, four sizes? What is medium then?

    • @josephroldan9015
      @josephroldan9015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smitias_8474 I've never ran into a place that has special names for sizes AND has 4 different sizes but usually they have XS, S, M, L or they have S, M, L, XL so if they just go by regular people sizes I look for which one they use and speak accordingly. If I were to run into a place with 4 sizes and special names I'd go by XS, S, M, L and if they correct me I'll agree and if they ask again I'll just point to the size I want. Most of those special name restaurants have empty cups showing how big they are on display anyway so I can just point to it and avoid saying their dumbass names

  • @RabbidTheNabbit
    @RabbidTheNabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    i actually really like the old style of these commentary videos, glad you brought this back ian!

  • @boosegumps3697
    @boosegumps3697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    I'll have a Double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp

    • @hunterwilliams284
      @hunterwilliams284 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y tho

    • @lindabiscuits9330
      @lindabiscuits9330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's what I said, sodium chloride

    • @hiroparadise8152
      @hiroparadise8152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Big mcthankies from mcspankies

    • @Sterls_yt
      @Sterls_yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of FOOD on 'em

    • @userb1x1
      @userb1x1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lewis Biscotti no dude, it’s SAAAAAALLLT

  • @Stowneyo
    @Stowneyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    flacid, chub, or erect?

    • @stiprus_garsas
      @stiprus_garsas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      spruce bingsteen why not all three and get flubect?

    • @Stowneyo
      @Stowneyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, we call that The Inflammation, and recommend a doctor to be present if you order it and don't happen to normally have a horse sized dick

    • @beetard5384
      @beetard5384 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chub and erect please yum yum

    • @BraydonMcCallum
      @BraydonMcCallum 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      spruce bingsteen half-chub

    • @kevinf.4478
      @kevinf.4478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I have a dysfunction

  • @TwoTwoTwane
    @TwoTwoTwane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was at the airport once after a flight and my brain was just off and i wanted ice cream, there was a coldstone there, so i tried to order a medium cookies and cream, then the guy there said what size? And then i said medium again, he asked what size again, then i realized oh shit this is coldstone i have to say their love it because they need to make ordering ice cream confusing

    • @chocolatecake50000
      @chocolatecake50000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you should've just kept going a few more times

  • @beezy6043
    @beezy6043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Dont "like" "comment" or "share" this video. You must "small", "medium", or "grande" it.

    • @JordanICM
      @JordanICM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but I like it, love it, and gotta have it :(

    • @Moominguro
      @Moominguro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I get the Personal Pizza size instead? Your “small”, “medium”, and “grande” is too complicated for my Venti brain!

    • @danktaco5851
      @danktaco5851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      imagine in a spanish speaking country, grande is the medium size cup but, grande is also spanish for big so every time i ask for a grande trying to get a big, i end up with my thumb up my ass

    • @JordanICM
      @JordanICM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dank Taco, and here I thought I was the only one who liked to shove my thumb up my ass

  • @wildfall1966
    @wildfall1966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    this channel is becoming very Gotta Have It ™️

    • @MrRushFilms
      @MrRushFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You mean very LARGE PENIS?

    • @pinkguy8205
      @pinkguy8205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cya in 6 months

    • @Proxy77777
      @Proxy77777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go copy some other persons comment :[

  • @ChicoPls
    @ChicoPls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    the worst part is that in portuguese, "grande" means large, so when we ask for a large coffe in starbucks, the employee always asks "the biggest or the medium?"

    • @aoshi346
      @aoshi346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chico MMs so you are spanish?

    • @ChicoPls
      @ChicoPls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i just fucked up saying it was "my language" instead of "portuguese"

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chico MMs I think the worst part is that people are too stupid/lazy to make their own coffee...

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Venti is 20 in Italian and Trenta is 30 in Italian and Spanish.

    • @DerpScout
      @DerpScout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he has a point. buy a fucking tub of vanilla bean ice cream, a large can of coffee, a coffee mixer, water, and some electricity. Plug that shit in set it to make coffee 30 mins before your alarm goes off, wake up n pour a cup of coffee and plop a small scoop of ice cream into it. how fuckin hard can that be?

  • @BizVlogs
    @BizVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Goddamn, with a little re-working this could be a fucking killer standup set.

  • @thegodofbob
    @thegodofbob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Now this is the iDubbbz I subcribed too! And I appreciate the fan service going back to one of the series you never continued. Keep it up Ian!

  • @ericfartman5624
    @ericfartman5624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    This is the best *Ben Shapiro destroys libtards* episode I have ever seen

    • @rusduderus
      @rusduderus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I WON'T SAY IT! AND THAT'S THAT! - Idubbbz B Peterson

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      okay, this is epic

    • @marley9352
      @marley9352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Fartman Man, i see you everywhere

    • @mohammedsami6907
      @mohammedsami6907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      IDUBBBZ LITERALLY WRECKS ALL LIBTARD RESTAURANTS IN 10 MINS WITH THE POWER OF LOGIC

  • @ebarocks
    @ebarocks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
    Barista: A what?
    Danny: Large black coffee.
    Barista: Do you mean a venti?
    Danny: No, I mean a large.
    Barista: Venti is large.
    Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
    Quote from “Role Models”

    • @nathanavila9680
      @nathanavila9680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eric Hansen thanks for the the laugh dude

    • @Cellkist
      @Cellkist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chessbrah

    • @luizurtiga
      @luizurtiga 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everytime I go to starbuck I have to stop a minute because grande is medio and venti is grande...

    • @howitsdone5581
      @howitsdone5581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure large in Spanish means long, so often it doesn't even make sense. "Yes I would like a long coffee please"

    • @vicente5103
      @vicente5103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Large in spanish (Grande) means large, dude.
      “Largo” means long, so i got your confusion there.

  • @samsmith757
    @samsmith757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m glad you said the social anxiety thing because that is the main reason I won’t order for myself at Starbucks 😭😂