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- Have YOU experienced dumb portion sizes? Tell me what restaurant chains have annoying/senseless practices
Starbucks and coldstone can soak my node
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It's a weird implication that you can't "love" ice cream without purchasing a certain amount of it.
YOOOO, LEMME EAT ICE CREAM OFF UR ASS PLZ PAPI
Oh
If you arent willing to go into an insulin coma for it then you arent loving it enough
Boyinaband are u the real boyinaband?????????
Marketing is all about implications
there is a boba tea place near me where the sizes are “hug” “kiss” and “smooch” and i would argue that is much worse than cold stone
I ALSO have a boba tea place with just THE FUCKING WORST names.
"Bobo"
"bobae"
"baebae"
SMALL MEDIUM AND LARGE
IT'S NOT THAT HARD. I feel like I'm a fucking child with down syndrome who's ordering my sugar water.
Like fuck.
"cAn I hAvE a BaEbAe pLeAsE."
Is it koi tea?
Bruh I know exactly this place. The whole theme is freaking weird as.
@@toforei oof
🤮🤮🤮
Airsoftfatty is now a recurring character
@@brianrobinson9318 same
Always has been
Ye
This is older than the video idiot
@@Chrisgonzalz is he still not a recurring character?
If the KFC bathrooms were really called the ‘chicken bucket’ I’d start worrying about what was in my food
you're at KFC, you should already be worried about what was in your food
@EPIC EPIC Walter like moster truck
Lol that’d be kinda awesome
@@patrickwilliamson29 I work at KFC and we're pretty clean lol
All chicken has shit on it, where do you think diseases come from?
this is the exact reason why i only drink pond water
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.
Why not bath water.
Dominic ❽❻ L bold of you to assume that i bathe at all
I like me some amoebas in my drink
teethglitter just because somebody has a bathtub, it doesn’t mean he/she bathes.
That little gag on airsoftfatty and now he puts out a full blown documentary on him. Makes ya think huh 🤔
really gets ur noggin joggin
The prophecy.....
I was gunna comment that😂
big brain
Keaton Byrum I know right
"I want a medium"
"did you mean a 'love it'?"
"Did I stutter!?!"
“But sir you have to say the name of the si-“
(Pulls out gun)
“Actually I’ll have the ‘all the money in the register’ please, oh, and make it a ‘to go’ order”
Instead of did i stutter ask if they take monopoly money
Im going to use this next time i order food
Is that an office reference
Norikou yes
They renamed the bathroom at Dunkin Donuts “the shooting range” because its where people go to shoot their herion
"herion"
Weird, thought they only did that at Denny's
@@squidee Denny's? You mean Waffle House?
heron
They renamed my local Taco Bell's bathroom to "the 8.0+ Richter scale level anomaly" aka the V.E.I (Volcanic explosivity index)
This is SO good. Thank you idubbz. When I go to Starbucks, I order a small medium or large.
i love that you of all people are here
Vlog Creations ross!!!!!! How’s it going
Vlog Creations yo dawg how about u go put Viagra pills on peoples pockets
Vlog Creations The first time i was there i got so confused on the sizes
Sneaking positive comments into other people's videos
this is such a specific topic that i agree with so passionately
I'm afraid I suffer from a serious case of Ligma.
boys boys boys
@@josharntt ligma? oh dear, i'm so sorry. it must be rare, because i'm afraid i couldn't find anything related to a disease when i looked it up on google. can you tell me what exactly that is, by any chance?
@@neitgeist1 it's a rare skin disease :(
Delete me!
As a Philadelphian I can confirm that we are all retarde
your inability to spell is the best proof
@@quasar9768 fuck
At least it's always sunny.
@nasty nate I live about 2 and a half hours away from Philly. I've always wanted to go but haven't had the chance
As a Canadian I can confirm it's not just Philly
“Please don’t kill me it’s illegal” that’s the best quote.
EdgyRelevance nah too played out.
You can't kill me i'm swedish -pewdiepie
@Hungry Santa he died of a fentanyl overdose
@@damnspicetv4698 "did he shoot me? YOU FUCKING NI-" - Pewdiepie
He didn’t lol but ok buddy fight about it on an idubbz video
The starbucks size names should be illegal
Agreed
I don't have a Starbucks near me at all, but when I was on a trip, I was so confused, I just wanted a big water
Additionally, my mother is vegan, and my dad is lactose intolerant, (so am I) and it costs to have almond milk!
=[
Straws are already illegal in San Francisco. Won’t be long buddy
Why is a tall a small? That makes no fucking sense.
The Media they used to only have short and tall
source: i work there
Like it's hard to make a Philly lmao
My business is going to have 3 sizes:
The idubz™
The idubbz™
and The idubbbz™
KarlaRei this deserves more likes
KarlaRei nice
Your business is also going to have me taking a shit on your counter.
Gotta love how you trade marked your sizes like a dick so if anyone mentions idubbz, you can copyright claim that SHIT.
FUCK YOU
KarlaRei 👌
If I make a restaurant imma have these names for the sizes.
Small = squiggly
Medium = squiggly wiggly
Large = squiggly wiggly diggly.
Would love to hear people's frustrations over the stupid ass names lol
"I'll have one strawberry werry squiggly wiggly double trouble extra fun kiddy diddly cum blaster disaster, please"
@@arumaru3433 wowwie
If you do that I will rob you.
@@arumaru3433 are you that one guy who had a 1 year argument in the comment section of the paper mario ost?
If I make a restaurant I will pay you to use those names
There’s a restaurant in my town that used to be a post office, and they kept a lot of the stuff as props and decorations, and went all in on an old timey post office theme. The bathrooms are labeled “Mail” and “Femail”.
Ok but like....that's genius
at least thats funny
Sounds great! It's meant to be humorous and not pretentious so it doesn't count.
@@hitsugatatsuro9978 Also it's not something you need to say out loud. In that case, all that matters is whether or not it's ambiguous, which it isn't.
I went to a Jamba Juice and ordered a Power Strawberry Surfrider and the cashier just stared at me. It turns out that 1) she was a new hire and 2) they just call their sizes small, medium, and large now. So conflicted. This was the most emotionally and socially devastating way to receive good news.
Keith Ballard lmao
That fucking kills me lol. Sorry you had to go through that!
Your comment pleases me in a mildly disturbing way
Ryan Besco yeah but Planet Smoothie still has these weird names. I think small was a “light” and I’m just like ??? But the fucking size of it is like a medium looking cup.
"we serve food here sir"
*at starbucks
me: there's a large rat in the bathroom
barista: ?
me: a large rat
barista: ?
me: THERE'S A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM
You mean Grande ?
OrIgInAl aNd FuNnY cOntEnT! I've heard that before
@@adlerz3191 uhm actually the medium size is grande......... lol
What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?
A tall grande at venti.
20 ounce rat would be a pretty large rat tho
In order to get a coffee you MUST speak to them in their gay alien language.
Last person who didn’t was brewed into next week’s special
Yes, I'll have the "perform multiple war crimes on Nigerians" with a side of "tax fraud."
The people at the starbucks restaurants I go to know the struggle. They know its retarded so they'll give you a "tall" when you ask for a small. Or a "grande" when you ask for a large and so on. They dont give a shit lol!
For short this straight bullshit
Reminds me of this one movie scene where this dude orders a large and the waiters like “you mean a venti” and he ends up calling her stupid
Please don’t shoot me officer
I ain’t black
Oh, why didn’t you say so
I want to give you a like but the number...it's 69
Please don't shoot. It's illegal!
Yep that’s what he said good job for telling me
@@kos-3327 good job you can read
I dont care what your sizes are, i will call them small, med, or large. If you don't want to sell me your garbage, I will go buy similar garbage from down the road, no biggie.
exactly, you just say small, medium, or large and if they correct me Ill make sure that it IS intact whatever i ordered whether its a S M or L and buy the fucken thing
@@kidmosey nah they got Tall and Venti here in NYC
A local place has milkshakes in the sizes baby, small, and large. I cringe every time.
spike spiegel Same, bro. You’re goddamned right.
Tree Sapp
This was pretty good.
I work as a non-starbucks affiliated barista, and I just need you all to know that they're like, priming you to stay brand loyal to them. They have drinks, like the iced caramel macchiato - that don't even exist. A TRADITIONAL MACCHIATO IS NOT EVER ICED. It's espresso shots with frothed milk, that's it. What Starbucks sells as an 'iced caramel macchiato" is a just an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle, and it's served with the milk on the bottom to give it that split effect. WHY DOES THIS MATTER? People come into my store and try to order drinks that just....aren't what they think they are (and it isn't their fault). If someone orders a macchiato, I give them the traditional version and they get pissy at me - because they want the STARBUCKS SPIN. I can make an iced vanilla latte with caramel, but YOU need to KNOW what you're ORDERING. I feel like Starbucks did this on purpose to make their customers feel confused when they enter any other cafe. They automatically don't know the slang or the terms, and so they go back to Starbucks. idk just my take.
Interesting inside, comrade.
I've never been to a Starbucks mostly for this reason. I looked at their menu one time at a highway rest stop and I didn't understand what anything was, so I went to Burger King and bought a plain old hot coffee.
Isn't it? It's honestly kind of disconcerting that so many brands play these weird mental games with consumers. At the end of the day, the consumer SHOULD feel like they have more power over what their purchasing but sometimes it just feels like a shot in the dark. @Colin Leary
When did “macchiato” change it’s meaning. Because at Starbucks all macchiato means now is that the shots go on top of the frothed milk, rather than the bottom like a normal latte.
Also the macchiato you are talking about, is called an espresso macchiato at Starbucks.
They aren't iced. They're never iced in Italy. You can get an iced latte, and Starbucks could have called it an iced caramel late w/ vanilla - because that's what their iced caramel macchiato is- it's a latte. A traditional macchiato should always mean what you call an "espresso" macchiato. The literal definition of macchiato Is "espresso with a dash of frothy steamed milk". If it's an iced drink it isn't a macchiato at anyyyyyyyy other cafe. It makes things confusing for everyone.
That’s why I go:
“Hey can i get _____”
“Sure what size?”
“The biggest one”
fatty
generic username :v probably because you don’t live in US. Or you go to certain places where they aren’t retarded
Big Boy Bird Shit lmao yep fat as fuck
That’s why no matter what I call things small, medium, or large. I don’t give a fuck what you call it. Give me my large vanilla latte MaCkEnZeIgH
@@BenisTodbringer I like your name.
I used to work at Coldstone. I hated the naming structure but I needed some cash.
I never made my customers say the names. I purposely avoided using the names because I wanted to sound like I had some dignity left.
It made serving my customers easier because they actually were able look me in the eye because they realized I wasn’t the crazy one.
You are a very good guy my man.
The worst is when you go into Cold Stone and order a small and they act like they have no idea what you're talking about.
CZsWorld dude exactly
CZsWorld I'm quite surprised to see you in the comments of an Idubbbz video.
I remember I had the same experience, I just told them to shove it and said I can just buy a tub of ice cream that's better then what they serve
@@Bixen_Bings why would any establishment wanna serve to a furry anyways?
@@ZomB-0ne damn
Why would anyone ever go to Philadelphia on purpose anyway.
kevin coots gotta admit, you’re right🤔
kevin coots that’s a mighty good steak
ixliaa stop bein a bitch
For a Philly cheese steak
I've heard its always sunny there
Why does he have a knife on his mousepad
You mean a bowie on flattop.
Oh the grinder, on the flat chest
Why are you asking so many gosh darn questions
sheep lord why don’t you
WHATS IT TO YOU BITCH
Therapist: ‘Epitaph iDubbbz doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you’
Epitaph iDubbbz: 4:15
i dont like u
Weather report when trailing Pucci: 0:58
Kingu Crimson !
Was that a motherfucking Jojo reference
@@bigwillyjim
Damn...
just went straight to the point.
I work at a movie theater. On the menu, our popcorn sizes are labeled "previews only," "entire feature," and "suspense films." Behind the counter, we just say small, medium, and large, and most of the customers do too but I always feel bad when someone comes up and looks so unsure of themselves ordering an "entire feature" popcorn. Our drinks also have weird names but honestly I can only remember that the large is called monster.
Em unnecessary af, smh my head
Christ, that depresses me even more than I'm willing to admit. I do not support buying popcorn at the movies. Too, I do not support the extravagant names associated with ridiculous prices. The "Suspense Films" size sounds like it is meant to be spilled all over the damn theater. Do custodial staff really need extra work that badly?
I used to work at Cold Stone and just said small, medium, and large. Those naming conventions for sizes are just plain stupid.
hahaha THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT. i would def end up saying 'entire feature of popcorn pls'
Lmaoo
Finally someone is debating the important issues.
daltonpaulvideos his friend and fellow video creator from two years back is starring in a hit hip hop album and being featured in all the singles and music videos and Ian is bitching about portion sizes online
Locke3OOO
What the fuck are you talking about
Whatever it is, just please stop typing.
I hope you're not implying that joji is a good thing.
Bigga_ He's talking about Joji
Matteo Gauthier Joji is doing what he likes and he's successful. He doesn't like doing FilthyFrank and even if he did, he mentioned that he couldn't do it anymore due to medical reasons.
Matteo Gauthier ...... yea no I’m not 😂
This doesn't feel like it came from 2 years ago.
At a local ice cream shop the Dr Pepper float is called a “dr brown cow” and I makes me so angry
That’s a shit name
Lexicon Devil I know it doesn’t make any sense
Well it isn't Dr pepper then, they can't call it that if it isn't really Dr pepper
THATS SOME BUTTERY SMOOTH FOOTAGE
Piff mmm mmm mmm
Piff is so smooth
Piff yeah!
Gonna make an Idubbbz themed resturant. Serving Sizes will be I'm Gay, Did it Feel Good though, and Full Force.
Replace “Did it feel good tho” with “That’s pretty good”
fucking hell please do it, put it on a kickstarter page so he can do a review on it
and also help fund the foodchain
Which is which?
@@skeltonslay8er781 I did it in order from small to large
hotdog lengths:
-asian
-ey, that's pretty good
-joshua tree
=D
Grug don’t understand what customer say, grug can get coffee elder to help if you have issue. If no issue, go to back of cave and let other grugs order
Apple tribe no like customer. Us apple grugs care only about profit. Unga bunga oonga
“Hey can I get a Big Mac with fries please”
Staff: “would you like your fries flaccid or erect?”
Semi, please!
Half chubbed please
LOL
I literally fucking died, thanks
Brilliant i have STD'S :(
Let’s all appreciate that Ian has been cleaning the carpet and brushing his teeth every other day.
Congratulations man.
Dylnamations man, he's really taking those Jordan Peterson lessons to heart
Dylnamations nah he spray painted them
That's why I order by price. Like "I'll take 2$ fries"
"Do you mean a duck and impaled snake fries?"
Can I get the 6.73 burger
I'll keep saying small medium or large. saying the price would actually confuse tf outta me if I were taking an order so saying the regular people sized is easy. if you say small they know what small means.
@@josephroldan9015 Yeah, but what if they have, say, four sizes? What is medium then?
@@smitias_8474 I've never ran into a place that has special names for sizes AND has 4 different sizes but usually they have XS, S, M, L or they have S, M, L, XL so if they just go by regular people sizes I look for which one they use and speak accordingly. If I were to run into a place with 4 sizes and special names I'd go by XS, S, M, L and if they correct me I'll agree and if they ask again I'll just point to the size I want. Most of those special name restaurants have empty cups showing how big they are on display anyway so I can just point to it and avoid saying their dumbass names
When I went to Philadelphia my mom was ordering and they screamed at her for not ordering using the names
Bruhus momentosuim n⁰197251
Content Cop: Cold Stone Creamery
Min Min underrated comment.
ScotchOnTheRock yes , the good o'l cold ctone creamery (((:::::::::(:(:(:(
What we do here is go back…
-L M A O-
yes please
Imagine 60 years from now, Cold Stone changes the names of their portion sizes back to normal and a poor young employee has to tend to an elderly woman demanding a "Gotta Have It Cheesecake with Roasted Almonds."
I GOTTA HAVE IT DON"T YOU UNDERSTAND!
Imagine 60 years from now, iDubbbz releases his next Content Cop.
Ladondorf I know your channel from Wafercrisp's comment section on his Return video :D
*Jacob* Deep cut! That name brings back good memories.
I went to a KFC bathroom and there was a piece of chicken in the toilet bowl so maybe that's why they call it the chicken bucket
I was at the airport once after a flight and my brain was just off and i wanted ice cream, there was a coldstone there, so i tried to order a medium cookies and cream, then the guy there said what size? And then i said medium again, he asked what size again, then i realized oh shit this is coldstone i have to say their love it because they need to make ordering ice cream confusing
you should've just kept going a few more times
The other day I went to a Jamba Juice and I asked for a mango smoothie. The lady looked at me dead in the eyes and said "You mean the Mango A Go Go?". "Y e s p l e a s e."
Munczkin lol the only time I'll say this is if there's two different types of things with the same main ingredient.
fucking hell
"Is it the same as a mango smoothie?"
"yes"
"Then I'll have a mango smoothie, please"
That is reason enough for a lifelong boycott
@Sam Hyde HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
A:Can I buy a coffee
B: Sure what size?
A: Yes.....
Can we talk about why he has used tissues, maple syrup, a full stick of butter, and a steak knife on his desk?
Yes
Goddamn, with a little re-working this could be a fucking killer standup set.
I actually work at ColdStone, and I definitely notice that people, especially guys, become embarrassed when they have to say the size names and the signature creation names. The size thing doesn’t really bother me; you can say whatever you want for it I’ll know what you’re talking about. But when people are too embarrassed to say “Cheesecake fantasy” and just say “the cheesecake one,” I have no idea what you want- do you want just plain ice cream, or the signature? There’s no need to be embarrassed cause I promise we’re not judging you- we’re all dead inside when we work there anyway (edit: kinda cool that this comment blew up ngl)
Haha, that last part made me laugh…
Or maybe it shouldn't have…
Guy from KFC: where I'm from we have equally stupid things. We are all dead too.
Little update: I was let go from ColdStone because my manager got upset when he found out I was trying to find another job. Bad news is I currently have about $5 to my name. Good news is I never have to make a “love it mint mint chocolate chocolate chip” ever again
Maybe, just maybe, they're really insecure in their masculinity and feel the need to justify it to any other man around them. I will say whatever cutesy sounding bubblegum shit if i want to without shame because a real man doesn't give a shit.
Maddieee what an asshole. I hope it'll get better and find a better job.
best asmr video in a while
accurate
berd what the fuck r u doing here
Berd. The hell you doin here?!?! :0
Berd Ey boss
Idubbbz next next guest on your Podcast????
I’m glad you said the social anxiety thing because that is the main reason I won’t order for myself at Starbucks 😭😂
I have intense social anxiety. I have not been in a Starbucks for 6 years because the barista said, "Do you mean a venti?"
No i meant a fucking iced coffe you goddam retard jesus
"Please don't shoot me officer, I ain't black!"
Jesus Christ Ian lol
Donut Operator Jesus Christ is coming back soon. Thank the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
DONUUUUUT
Lol......btw are you the officer that plays CS:GO?
That's it donut DEMONETISED
DONUUUUUUT!
I‘m in love with this rant video concept. In fact i think it‘s pretty entertaining! Love the new video!
Daleeny Chill the fuck out bruh
>OP is, in fact, chill
No u?
E
yea this and the typing game video were great
Please don’t touch me there
I just ask for medium or “the middle one” like a troglodyte
reminds me of this
"Can I have the fruit pancakes please?"
"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes".
"Th-the fresh fruit pancakes."
"Huh..."
"Th-this one..." [points to menu]
"Say it."
"What?"
"Say. It."
"I'd like a... r-...rooty t-tooty...."
"Say it like you mean it."
[starting to cry] "I-i want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f-fresh n... n fruity..."
Lol right? I wish they would just call it pancakes with fruit or if they wanted to be “cute” about it they could call it pancakes n fruit
*is this a cold stone content cop*
Hunter Mahon yes...?
WE NEED A COLDSTONE CONTENT COP NOW
Stone cold stev e austin
no? yes? yes. maybe. probably.
Okay Stone Cold Steve Austin! I don't know why i said it but i gotta stick to it. Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Once at Starbucks this lady asked for a medium drink and the employee was like “medium??? Oh you mean grande we call it grande here” like damn the lady only wants her drink not your employee policy booklet
OSWALDARUS i’ve had that happen to me multiple times lmaooo
Not even any kind of italian theme to the place anyway, that's the worst part, probably some focus group comittee chose the size names.
As an actual Starbucks employee, it's not the company, it's just the barista being a fuckin' idiot. By the employee policy booklet, we're supposed to just say "alright" and deal with it. We're not forcing anything. Starbucks is pretentious enough, most baristas don't want to add to it. Now if you wanna know what really triggers people, is when they don't give any indication of size, or sit there for hours talking about how the sizes are all different.
They aren't supposed to correct you it's in their policy they don't want to be known as coffee snobs anymore. So call that employee out next time for being an asshole.
Yooooooo I love cold stone but i hate saying the sizes... you speak to my soul good sir. I was about to buy a milkshake the other day and said fuck it and went to the grocery store... my favorite part about the grocery store. Self checkout. Zero human interaction. It was glorious
I walked into a cold stone the other day with my girlfriend and everytime I choose a size I point at the medium cup and say “I want a vanilla ice cream in that cup”. I never say “I want a vanilla love it”. Thats just the most idiotic sh*t ever. I’m here to get ice cream not use your ice cream Ebonics.
It's weird you chose Ebonics because Idubbbz even mentions in the RiceGum CC that ebonics at least has reason in efficiency.
I want a "chocolate gotta have it" is the opposite of efficiency.
If you are going to be edgy do it fucking right.
Fun fact: in non-English contries you don't have to put up with this
ROFL!
Ok Ugandan Knuckles
@@Hexadiddle yes
Im sure non english speaking countries got starbucks and all coffe shops are copying the starfag formula nowadays.
@@jakkydrakki2289 been to couple Starbucks shops around the world and i heard about this thing with sizes only now.
I once went to Starbucks and said to the employee "uhhhhhhhh hi can I get a tall frappe Pacino" me being the idiot thought tall meant a large so when I got my cup I was disappointed and said "uhhh I thought I ordered a large?" The employee said "no you ordered a tall" after that I haven't been to Starbucks since 1869.
Content Cop
Nice username and profile picture
Frappe Pacino sound like an actor
69 lol xdd
5:10 Speaking as an employee (not Coldstone specifically) I can guarantee they hate it too.
0:57
“Please don’t shoot me officer! I ain’t black!”
HIS DELIVERY GOT ME-
can i get uhhhhhhhh a medium reasons to live
with a two liter of bleach
Don’t you mean Love It reasons to live?
"UmMmM, dO yOu MeAn 2 gRaNdE sIzEd bLeAch? "
The "uhhhhhh" is the funniest part of this because literally everyone starts there order like that
I just watched a man rant about portion size names for 10 minutes, truely the best timeline
Fringe good content.
From now I'm going to ask "Wheres the Chicken Bucket" when I gotta drop a deuce at a restaurant
He chooses the dumbest things to rant about and it’s the most interesting thing ever
I want three charmanders...
Cherrine Aurora thank i shided farded and cumed pant
Cherrine Aurora begone
With a side of fried Pikachu
Would be pretty unbalanced
I enjoyed this.
Best Ever Food Review Show oooh I didn’t know you watch this Sonny
Best Ever Food Review Show lmao you should eat weird stuff while watching idubz eat weird dirty stuff
giv me the succ no
Lick lick slurp slurp don't stop until it hurts.
Sonny iDubbbz food Review
My family comes from Mexico and I just asked my dad if he wanted to go get a meat cylinder.
He nows calls me gay even though I am married with kids
iDubz (16oz)
iDubbz (24oz)
iDubbbz (32oz)
I have quite a bit of social anxiety, so it drives me insane that whenever I go to IHOP, in order to get the specific type of pancakes I want, I have to say “Can I have a ‘Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity’ with strawberries?’”
The last time I went there I just said “can I have this kind?” and pointed at the menu because I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.
WasabiKitKat I have such a high degree of social anxiety that I have no friends haha
Top Dog Under Dog the cherry on top here is the 'haha' which portrays the suicidal nature of the comment.
I can't order a meat lovers pizza , cause I'm too scared to say meat lovers.
I always just point at the menu, especially if the half the menu's in Spanish or Italian and I pronounce it correctly but the worker has no idea how it's actually pronounced and looks at me like I'm insane.
UwU SOCIAL ANXIETY STEVEN UNIVERSE UwU
I’ve been waiting a large penis of time for this thicc aquaman trailer
Nerd City hi
Ello
Heyyy thats pretty good
That's racist!
Nerd City is such a Try Hard
I saw a burger king advert where they're basically saying that if you call it a burger, not a whopper, they will reject your order, have everyone boo you and kick you out
Welcome to 2020, where burger king does not serve burgers
"Please don't shoot me officer, i ain't black "
Even worse is the fucking "signature creations" with their own needlessly elaborate names. The humiliation I feel every time I order a "Gotta Have It sized Mint Mint Chocolate Chocolate Chip" is.... not enough to stop me from doing it every week but it's pretty fucking bad
ChardBotham what is stopping you from saying large?
hi can i get uhhhhh gotta have it sized peanut butter nutter twist swirl supreme cookies n creme scream please
can I have the "yummy yummy in my tummy oreo wild mega blast" please?
ChardBotham working at cold stone and having people say the full name of the signature creations always made me feel sad inside
But I dont understand why you guys even USE those names. Around here in Brazil a grand total of ZERO people use the starbucks terminology when ordering... We just look at the menu sizes and go "Yeah... that's dumb. I'll have a small one please". No cashier ever minds
it.
Sorry can I be excused? I gotta use the chicken bucket
Michaela Suorsa Can I buy it after you’re done for 7.99?
The Starbucks thing happened to me. I was waiting in line with my friends and one of them turns around asking if I knew how to order. I said “Of course, I’ve ordered beverage items before.” They kinda gave me a look before continuing on to explain the ordering system as if I’m meeting a king and I could possibly offend him in some way.
I appreciate you mentioning the social anxiety of ordering things with stupid names! I already get nervous enough going to a new restaurant and when I see they have silly names for things I steer away from those items.
This aggravates me too. I never order based on these bullshit sizes. I hate Starbucks but when I go I ask for a medium. Luckily the staff is able to some quick conversions in their head to translate what I mean.
^ This guy gets straight to the point
Is the staff all men?
They use something else to convert to medium
So u mean venti?😂😂
Starbucks employees have worked there so long that the only sizes they know of are Tall, Grande, and Venti
you know what's annoying? living in a Spanish speaking country and wanting to order a medium-sized beverage at Starbucks. ("Grande" means large in Spanish)
doesnt grande mean grand in spanish
@@demonitized6661 no
@@demonitized6661 yes
@@user-vv1do1wg1j no
@@demonitized6661 it means both, although it's not usually used in the same context as "grand"
I just got a new monitor and you video was the first I watched. I thought the blur was my monitor and wanted to yeet myself
If I ever go to philly I'm never getting a cheese steak from that place. No fucking way.
_Comes in three sizes : Ligma, Bofa and Sugondese._
DammitSinged don't forget sacoma
*what's ligma*
What's updog?
Sebb01 ligma balls
DammitSinged Can’t wait to go to Saw-Con this year!
He ain’t wrong though the size things are dumb and make me feel ridiculous saying them out loud
William Worth yea you arent alone, although i always say it like a jackass
you're right because the employees are the problem here
They know what you mean when you say small, medium, or large. If they correct you, they're an ass and part of the problem.
nachosNapples yeah I feel silly asf saying that in front of people all honesty I just say small medium and large they correct me but I still say it
Ellisar Atranimus I always still say large and they correct me but I still say large
we have a restaurant called Schlotskys, and the bathrooms are called “shapely buns” and “manly buns.” they make their bread in house, and that’s the core of the name change. the men’s and women’s signs are still their, as well, so it’s not hard to figure out. i don’t mind that, because it’s a passive thing, a decoration.
For real if a business naming something ruins your day you the one that messed up
6:21
Edups: "I'm an ad"
Ad plays
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Edups: "ult"
Well played, sir.
Nothing like cheap meat, fake cheese and sweaty italian guy dandruff to make a true to form philly meal
except that food truck is one of the best in philly lol
@@kidthebilly7766 not exactly an achievement
@@jaredfromsubway2000 one of the best sandwich trucks in north america
@@kidthebilly7766 riiiiight
Philly really loves shoving their nasty ass sandwiches in other people’s asses huh
This was very cathartic for me. I went to school in Philly and was so annoyed with Geno's. They didn't offend me personally, I didn't even fuck up, it's just the fact that they treat their customers like shit. They make it seem like it's a privilege to give them 15 bucks for a sandwich and a drink. A cheese steak is a garbage food, it's delicious, but it's a pretty good to below average cut of meat (I think they use ribeye), with fake cheese on it. They try to act like they have a secret. Also, they make you order drinks at a different window, pretty sure it's just because they want to have another reason to make you feel stupid when you ask for a drink. It's not even a bit or a theme, they just seem to think they are holier than thou. That's not to mention the "This is America, order in English sign" that the owner was so strongly for that he asked his son as a dying wish to keep it up. The son did for awhile, it's down now. A bunch of over the top patriotic stickers everywhere, signs that demanded you thank veterans and stuff like that. Not that being patriotic or thanking vets is bad, but it gave off an aura of unwelcome-ness. Also a Latino neighborhood only a couple blocks away. It just seemed like the type of nationalism that is more exclusive, which itself is anti-american. The type of guy who really wouldn't serve you "french" fries for a while. Pat's was definitely nicer and they give you more meat, but it's also a chopped steak, which I personally don't love. A lot of people I knew from Philly didn't give credit to either one. They are kind of a novelty because their proximity leads to this natural rivalry that forces people to choose sides. The food isn't bad, but I know many people from the city that would either have their own hole in the wall spot, or generally people just liked Tony Luke's. It's now in several locations, and I guess they get shit for "selling out", but at the end of the day they make as good of a sandwich, with more options (roast beef and pork sandwiches are amazing), at a cheaper price, shorter lines, and you don't have to jump through hoops to place an order. Sorry for the tangent, but iDubbbz shitting on a place that I've had hatred for is like my world's colliding.
The fact that you put THIS much thought into your comment about cheesesteak shops is further evidence that everyone who grew up in philly has severe psychosis
@@grilledleeks6514 Didn't grow up in Philly, just went to school there. But yes, I was surrounded by Philly culture for four years of my life. As a human being, I have perception, so I picked up my own thoughts and feelings about a major point in the city. I didn't really put much thought into it, I just have knowledge of the situation and a strong opinion about it. My comment was more free flowing.
Pats and Genos make their money off tourists who think that’s what philly is and want to act like they know the places to go in Philly. If you go to Philly and want a cheesesteak go to Delassandro’s or ask a local where their favorite cheesesteak is and they’ll give you a better place than pats or genos
@@pivotguy196 best local place is the peppermill
Amen. I thinking the same thing while watching this. I remember Geno’s being on the news for there “this is America, order in English” sign after 9/11 and shit.
i went to this burger place that instead of calling it a turkey sandwich, they forced you to say turkey lurkey patty.
i say small medium or large in any restaurant or fast food place. if they correct me i say "yeah sure, whatever." and i move on with my life
_can i go to the chicken bucket?_
*_i don't know, can you?_*
MAY I go to the chicken bucket??
*pushes up nerd glasses* The only difference between may and can is that one is more polite than the other. In informal contexts it's perfectly acceptable to use can; in formal situations it would be better to use may. last time I checked this idubbbz not some fancy 5 star restaurant serving gelato.
rielitty oh shit😆
Content Cop: Grammar
May I? 😥
Wow Ian, this is a really cool video! Very educational!
Thank you Ian, very cool!
Thanks. I tried hard with this one.
Fressh Ian screams into the abyss, but his message is not unheard.
edutainmentional*
LAN
So many brands, chains especially, have some weird rules for their employees to follow that I already find absolutely ridiculous.
But as a customer, don't try to make me play pretend in your fake advertising scheme and just let me enter and leave your store without making me feel like a five year old. You aren't paying me, the deal is that I am supposed to pay for a product and be done with it.
i miss the old idubbbz...
Same
"don't shoot me. I'm not black!"
--Idubbz 2018
y tho damn it! You figured out my secret!
The weird naming of sizes was a total foreign concept to me, until Starbucks came to Denmark.
I’m glad most places just have ‘small’, ‘medium’ and ‘large’ as their portion sizes. My ADD riddled brain would have a total meltdown trying to remember which quirky size was which, and where they were used.
This guy single handedly dismantled the "Like it, Love it" size names at Coldstone