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  • @flotonto403
    @flotonto403 ปีที่แล้ว +5147

    James: "i dont think this has ever happened to me"
    Proceeds to tell 3 different stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @la-toyanatashadeerling7721
      @la-toyanatashadeerling7721 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂😂😂

    • @dose.of.kitkat
      @dose.of.kitkat ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That’s because he’s had too many to remember 😂😂😂 then when Fuhad says something that’s reminds him he’s out with the stories 😭🤣🤣

    • @flotonto403
      @flotonto403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @Staarrxxx
      @Staarrxxx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brooo🤣🤣

    • @lizo.3680
      @lizo.3680 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 ปีที่แล้ว +6267

    This segment was 20% responses and 80% flashbacks/story telling and i loved every bit of it.

  • @diamondcrawford9272
    @diamondcrawford9272 ปีที่แล้ว +4699

    “One kid won’t hurt” is how we ended up with one kid.

    • @FaithMcCaffrey
      @FaithMcCaffrey ปีที่แล้ว +468

      "One kid won't hurt" is how we ended up with 4 🤣🤣

    • @evrclr76
      @evrclr76 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😭🤣

    • @jennawilkins6345
      @jennawilkins6345 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Same here!!! And that kid just snuck a bottle of pop shook the pop and opened it on his bed!!! When asked why he said he wanted the bubbles all through it not just on the sides 🤯🤦🏼‍♀️🤬 HES 9 NOW NO EXCUSE!

    • @brith2237
      @brith2237 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Fucking same with a dash of " how this man dont have any kids yet?"

    • @QueenMufasa552
      @QueenMufasa552 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell me about it

  • @geeiffy6486
    @geeiffy6486 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    "Bird shirt " 🤣🤣🤣... damn dat girl was on a mission of "i take souls not names"..💀💀

    • @Prosper927
      @Prosper927 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😹😹

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mi4ever827
      @mi4ever827 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This needs to be a pinned comment. 😩🤣

  • @dorcassg
    @dorcassg ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    I’ve definitely silently said & thought “this was a waste of time & a body” during the deed lol.

    • @ashleywhite5001
      @ashleywhite5001 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And DID!!!🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😂😂😂

    • @dorcassg
      @dorcassg ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@ashleywhite5001 I had to let them know I could have done myself at home lol

    • @zimprince195
      @zimprince195 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@@dorcassg argh, ffs, this is violent 😫😅🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @dorcassg
      @dorcassg ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@zimprince195 had to let them know it was not hitting at all lol

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Does it count if it wasn't good? 🤣

  • @aisha3675
    @aisha3675 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    The facial expressions, the flashback stories, the nicknames... got me creasing!!!

    • @esotericleigh
      @esotericleigh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unraveling!! I love them

  • @moniquestoute6650
    @moniquestoute6650 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    I love how Fuhad seems to know about all of James’s sexual exploits 👀oh you mean the crazy one or the wet wet ting 😂, I appreciate you guys love for each other ,you can have a conversation about everything , its how you guys relate to each other 🫂 it’s sweet to see and the funniest thing 🤣

    • @dianemicheleaux4107
      @dianemicheleaux4107 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      That's because our James is a Chatty Cathy. 😂

    • @janewangari9201
      @janewangari9201 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@dianemicheleaux4107 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yah7130
      @yah7130 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@@dianemicheleaux4107 a serial chatty patty🤣

    • @nicolesims5686
      @nicolesims5686 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean, they are besties 🤣 as James said then quickly stopped himself. We see you 😉

    • @justkdijah
      @justkdijah ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dianemicheleaux4107 Facts!!!

  • @landuminyuku899
    @landuminyuku899 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

    🤣 One thing about James is not taking anything to the grave! Love him

  • @Algunter15
    @Algunter15 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    The "he really think he doin something" gave me flashbacks 😂

    • @ParabolicPsyche
      @ParabolicPsyche ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Honestly just saying to myself I wasted an Uber for this

    • @TonyAtmos
      @TonyAtmos ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@ParabolicPsyche Savage 😅

    • @jesslooks6496
      @jesslooks6496 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too gurl💀💀💀

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still hit tho

    • @jasonadventist5226
      @jasonadventist5226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Faaaaammmmmm!!!!

  • @talkswithmeme8844
    @talkswithmeme8844 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Silent thoughts: "I should've stayed home 😒"

    • @august8158
      @august8158 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This the one! 😂

    • @letitiasd586
      @letitiasd586 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep on many an occasion sometimes with the same person😂😂😂

    • @alischat8916
      @alischat8916 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly, I was like...I knew I shouldn't answer the phone🙄

    • @tracyserwah5747
      @tracyserwah5747 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And your already home 🥴 even worse

  • @RahOfThemyscira
    @RahOfThemyscira ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    This man said “Give me Chlamydia” 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @RahOfThemyscira
      @RahOfThemyscira ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@buaduhelen1218 😂 I was confuzzled!

    • @phoenixx3951
      @phoenixx3951 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I literally said .. wait pause 😂😂😂😂

    • @RahOfThemyscira
      @RahOfThemyscira ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@phoenixx3951 😂😂😂😂😂 Same! Like no way I heard that right

    • @SophiaGoodThings
      @SophiaGoodThings ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dangerous!

    • @RahOfThemyscira
      @RahOfThemyscira ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SophiaGoodThings 🤣

  • @bajan_dw
    @bajan_dw ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    I need an episode where all the exes who've been listening in all these years just air their feelings 🤣
    Edit: wow thx for the love. From all the way in Barbados 🇧🇧

  • @biancadriscoll3818
    @biancadriscoll3818 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The ‘he’s never gonna hear from me again’ has DEFINITELY been thought during the deed, no matter if you like him… if it’s bad it’s BAD

    • @pixiehollow5236
      @pixiehollow5236 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Say less!!!😂😂😂

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure

    • @ZaZa-nm6sw
      @ZaZa-nm6sw 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bad sex has ruined feelings for sure.

    • @coltonsmith3724
      @coltonsmith3724 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And thats why men want women with a low body count. Any sex that wasn’t her best will be considered “bad”

  • @makubeofficial
    @makubeofficial ปีที่แล้ว +547

    She said "bye" and I said "Raaaa?" I'm DED😭😭😭

    • @molebohengmaphepha80
      @molebohengmaphepha80 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @candyhart8215
      @candyhart8215 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnimeChiqett
      @AnimeChiqett ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂 damn. I don’t think I could experience that

    • @amilakenosi
      @amilakenosi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yoh 🤣

    • @MyFavourites1
      @MyFavourites1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @orefilemolekwa6664
    @orefilemolekwa6664 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    “This can’t be the reason your baby mama was fighting for”💔😂

  • @sharon6981
    @sharon6981 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “All elevators have mirrors.. I was LOOKIN at myself.. Fuhad, is this you??” 😂😂

  • @bestbeech52
    @bestbeech52 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    James being knows as 'bird shirt' is the funniest thing all month 🤣 😂

  • @selinaoluyi912
    @selinaoluyi912 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    “Say Less… Charge It!” 💁🏾‍♀️
    Should be printed on a T-Shirt! 😂🤣

    • @kahuemberson4858
      @kahuemberson4858 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would buy it so fast

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't tell Primark 🤣

    • @TeamEchelonRecords
      @TeamEchelonRecords ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Put It On The Gamex" as well 😂

    • @bimpelobster710
      @bimpelobster710 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mi3helle707 😂😅 they're too quick. good.ol.primarni 😂🥴

  • @TheeSmileyOne
    @TheeSmileyOne ปีที่แล้ว +736

    I love James’ honesty!!
    And FYI-it’s the same for women! You need blood flow and we need to be wet. We don’t just walk around wet all day 🤦🏾‍♀️ We have to be into it mentally as well to get aroused.

    • @oefmax1896
      @oefmax1896 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      One hundred percent agree with the FYI thing. But I dont think Ive ever heard a girl apologize for not getting wet, most of the time that fault is pushed to the guy, or the atmosphere, etc. While if the guy doesnt get the blood flow down there, like Fuhad said, thats the mans problem (and rightfully so).

    • @TheeSmileyOne
      @TheeSmileyOne ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@oefmax1896 🤷🏾‍♀️ If a girl isn’t in the mood, we have a lot of reasons to say why! Loll Also, since it’s not something you can see necessarily, you’d never know unless we’re amid the actual act. Lol

    • @J_Dot_S
      @J_Dot_S ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More people need to know this. I can imagine that a couple times when y'all ladies say y'all aren't in the mood, maybe you're into it up until you realize that you're not?

    • @TheeSmileyOne
      @TheeSmileyOne ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@J_Dot_S That can be an issue. Truthfully it could also be hormonal or health issues as well but can be uneasy to discuss especially if it’s a new relationship. I can admit there have been times I was “ready” or so I thought Lolo but realized my mind wasn’t really focused on the task at hand. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ Man our brains control soooo much!!

    • @emeralddream4428
      @emeralddream4428 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm so glad and grateful that someone said something about this!!! Cause we just don't walk around Niagara Falls!!!

  • @ellemora
    @ellemora ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “They don’t care about your excuses or your blood flow” trueeee 😂

  • @kiera8102
    @kiera8102 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I don't think James and Fuhad know how blessed we are to have them on this planet! 💯 Laughter is good for the soul and they make me proper belly laugh all the time!! 🙏😂

  • @TrulyKeels
    @TrulyKeels ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    As women we sometimes we make the grocery list

    • @leonardojames6449
      @leonardojames6449 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Dont forget the exotic fruits

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all fuckin' some men bad at sex if y'all thinking about groceries. 🤣

    • @DeVasteyAnnaize
      @DeVasteyAnnaize ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Or think about something funny and spend your time trying not to laugh like my goofy ass did one time 🤡

    • @kador8278
      @kador8278 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I was coming here to say that... boy was working like a jackhammer with no finesse....

    • @charnascarlett8971
      @charnascarlett8971 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Don’t forget the to do list 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarafinahailongo2851
    @sarafinahailongo2851 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Maybe one kid won't hurt" got alot of men paying child support😂😂😂😂.

  • @Hopesbrizze
    @Hopesbrizze ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I’ve definitely mouth to myself “hurry tf up and finish” 😂😂 I was over it.

    • @CrazyJodice
      @CrazyJodice ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @CarmenSpinelli22
      @CarmenSpinelli22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally me the other night 😩

    • @anneedwin3391
      @anneedwin3391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS!!!!!! Definitely 😂😂😂😂🌚

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yall just exposing yourselves lol

    • @roriemarie2968
      @roriemarie2968 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts..

  • @brm_1221
    @brm_1221 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Fuhad saying “Encourage Me” took me completely out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nokulungasono852
    @nokulungasono852 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    “We couldn’t get blood.”
    “I was there with the sheets, covering my nipples.” 😭🤣

    • @motsoamasimomantome869
      @motsoamasimomantome869 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Like "babe noo " ,I can't 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @chalice2222
      @chalice2222 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😭 I couldn’t breathe

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      took me out

  • @taybandz9985
    @taybandz9985 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Best podcast fr. The chemistry is untouched.

  • @_Jai_
    @_Jai_ ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I laughed during the deed, pulled up my pants and said: I just can’t do this. He rung me relentlessly for 3 days.

  • @ladyenfamouz
    @ladyenfamouz ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I love the way you boys word things lol - it makes your conversations so relatable 😂 - ‘say less, charge it…’

  • @samw05
    @samw05 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I feel like I'm sat in on a group therapy session 😂😂.

  • @1080mj
    @1080mj ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Has to be "waste of sin" for me 😂

  • @taskeenshaik
    @taskeenshaik ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I don’t know how I landed on this video, guess I was just curious, but as a woman, listening to this conversation felt so nice actually because as women, we actually go through a lot of thoughts and emotions during and after sex but I never ever ever thought that guys went through so much too😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed listening man 😂😂😂 freakin’ hilarious!

  • @nickelpennybanks
    @nickelpennybanks ปีที่แล้ว +138

    He had to say it 3 times before I realized he was saying “she had a dumper on her” and not “she had a dumb piranha” 😅😅

    • @velveteye74
      @velveteye74 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a whole FOOL!!!!!! 😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂

    • @tapiwanashepedzai1710
      @tapiwanashepedzai1710 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brooo😭😭😭

    • @calid771
      @calid771 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oooooooh😮😅

    • @yougotthisnik832
      @yougotthisnik832 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I heard piranha also...I thought he was saying she had a big forehead lol

    • @arleneloomis1676
      @arleneloomis1676 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was going to Google dumb piranha in London slang 😂😂😂

  • @onetruesavage
    @onetruesavage ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I had a bad time and admitted it right after we laid down and we both burst into laughter. Bro it saved the night 🤣🤣🤣
    Got it an hour later after some conversation

  • @sellomasondo7709
    @sellomasondo7709 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    i genuienly appreciate their heartfelt honest stories about those embarassing moments in mens lives, it was beautiful

  • @hazemore7192
    @hazemore7192 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    8:02 "denied me to my BEST FRIEND" Fuhad and James bromance

  • @alexandrascott2616
    @alexandrascott2616 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    ‘Use your words’ had me dying 😂

  • @moshi8577
    @moshi8577 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "God!Zeus!Help me!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @sangel8079
    @sangel8079 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Loved this… but just to add as a woman there is psych in getting lubricated too! If you aren’t feeling someone it can be like sand paper

    • @corinadaniels2729
      @corinadaniels2729 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I was looking for this lmaooo

    • @Liviliv_
      @Liviliv_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And if you take allergy medication like before it like clears all your sinuses up obviously and it can also cause you not to get as wet . When I learned this I was shook

  • @jodiehanley8754
    @jodiehanley8754 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    'WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB'
    Got me crying with laughter in the gym🤣🤣

  • @its.vee23
    @its.vee23 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    they never fail to disaapoint time its almost midnight and im laughing alone🤣🤣lol'ed way too much

  • @Tjaymax1979
    @Tjaymax1979 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Bird shirt😂😂😂😂😂
    neck breaker 😂😂
    Babe noooooo. ..I am crying

  • @almightyKAM
    @almightyKAM ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Scared to lose my V-card even more now, these experiences sound traumatic😂

    • @sos3241
      @sos3241 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No rush... it's always too soon or not worth it... just make sure the dude loves you or really cares about u bc that's the only time you'll have that experience

    • @gloriaagatha3237
      @gloriaagatha3237 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Save it for the right man

    • @almightyKAM
      @almightyKAM ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@gloriaagatha3237 I am a man😭

    • @FionaJayy
      @FionaJayy ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@almightyKAMsave it for the right girl then❤❤😊

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s an adventure! Remember Take your time, consent, don’t take it so seriously, and enjoy!

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    When it’s good I have the silent “I love you” thoughts which I will not make a fool of myself saying out loud just cause of good D 😅

  • @great_value_maui4837
    @great_value_maui4837 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The flow in and out of the tweets to conversation is so smooth if I’m not looking I won’t know what’s the tweet and what’s James’ thoughts.

  • @TaKaxGoblin
    @TaKaxGoblin ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Man I feel fuhad on that "bye" one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 went to go meet a bad shorty one time. I wasn't prepared for the demand the same day I slid in the dms. I get to her crib and she waiting for me in lingerie but when I start looking around the house I couldn't stop focusing on the random clutter and mess all over. My young dumb ass didn't say it silently in my head during the dead. I actually asked mid pumps " yo wassup with all this mess, shit look crazy in here" lmao I got ejected. That "bye" will forever be hilarious.

  • @nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo
    @nomfundo-Luh-Khumalo ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Fuhad " charge it.." 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PinkiiGotBraiinz
    @PinkiiGotBraiinz ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The not so silent thing i actually heard during sex was him saying, "It's in God's hands now." 😐😒🤣💯🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @janinerobertin26
      @janinerobertin26 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

    • @Youtube_Bee
      @Youtube_Bee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wow 😂😂😂😂

    • @PHOENIX-ux3gw
      @PHOENIX-ux3gw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

  • @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
    @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You guys are actually hilarious. I could listen to your podcast on loop all day.

  • @mi4ever827
    @mi4ever827 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    My ADHD will get distracted by my thoughts, but my mans knows how to put me back in the game. 🤣👌🏾

  • @ang3956
    @ang3956 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Not my cornrows showing under the wig 😩🤣🤣🤣

  • @malminkim9170
    @malminkim9170 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Bird shirt"😂😂😂

  • @JCPRuckus
    @JCPRuckus ปีที่แล้ว +52

    13:30 - You break them off proper 100 times and it's all good... Then you drop a single 5 minute performance, and they act like you just shot their dog.

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The feminine doesn't care about your track record. She's ruled by the moment. What she feels NOW is real. Not what she's experienced or what you did in the past

    • @JCPRuckus
      @JCPRuckus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Thomas-qi9ix - Touché.

  • @nataliamcgough4561
    @nataliamcgough4561 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Imma break a knuckle in them sheets 🤣💀 4:13

  • @paulamusicnme5234
    @paulamusicnme5234 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It kills me that people still think pulling out will prevent pregnancy. Guys said that when I was growing up but it’s been decades. How did that make it to the 21st century?

    • @yaknowwhoitis606
      @yaknowwhoitis606 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lack of sex education, I assume. It's even dumber that people don't know it AFTER HAVING MULTIPLE PARTNERS AND A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH SEX 😂😂😂

    • @Micheal93k
      @Micheal93k ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Works for me

    • @paulamusicnme5234
      @paulamusicnme5234 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Micheal93k Luck bruh, but it won’t hold forever 😆

  • @stephaniejames1062
    @stephaniejames1062 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I click so fast as soon as a notification pops up that I don’t even know what I’m walking into 🤣 never disappointed

    • @keiladavis
      @keiladavis ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao same... Like video, watch video....die laughing!

  • @melodygarrison8071
    @melodygarrison8071 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I've had moments as a woman where I've thought to myself "1 kid wont hurt"

  • @jqf284
    @jqf284 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Seeeeee that "maybe 1 kid won't hurt" thinking smh OMG my husband was without sex for 2 weeks after I got my birth control removed because in 2 more weeks I was getting my tubes tied and didn't want anymore kids. We have 2 older kids already & I've been trying to get my tubes tied since my 2nd was born 6 years prior. I was desperate to keep him off of me til the tubal but once my BC came out I was hit with a huge wave of horny ass hormones and he tried to resist me. But I started teasing & toying with him and eventually he snatched my lil ass up we went at it Christmas weekend all day everyday with just the pull out method. But one of those nights he caught me with a whisper in my ear begging me to let him bust in it because he couldn't pull out & didn't want to so my horny ass said yes Daddy and long story short I just had our 3rd baby and NOW my tubes are tied 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      U should try writing. This story had me CAPTIVATED

    • @jqf284
      @jqf284 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Thomas-qi9ix I actually do write 😂😂🤗

    • @celest818
      @celest818 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jqf284 this story turned me on I got wet af lol

  • @nsmd922
    @nsmd922 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Damn you bendy for a chubby girl" 😂 I wanted to die...I'm 5ft 5 and a size UK 12-14 I felt violated 😂

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aside from knowing that he thinks he’s complimenting you, very badly phrased attempt, I don’t even know why a guy would say that.

  • @Pnwbaddie
    @Pnwbaddie ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Sometimes I play roles in my head” lmao we know you do James 🤣

  • @showkingsent
    @showkingsent ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When James almost said "wifted lig" I almost died. 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @Praise0212
    @Praise0212 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Quick nuts for a guy are the real nightmares we can experience, coz of the consequences 😭😂

    • @Knives7777
      @Knives7777 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no joke

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What "consequences"?

    • @GARBO96
      @GARBO96 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@3arthIsGhetto being ghosted ...did you not listen to the entire video

    • @sj6542
      @sj6542 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha when a guy does that too mee I laugh my ass off 😅 , I feel bad for him

    • @Praise0212
      @Praise0212 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sj6542 don't do that to my Guy 😭😭😭😭give him a second chance😭

  • @MS-ns2zm
    @MS-ns2zm ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Its really not funny...but its hilarious " 😩🤣

  • @lelethulukhozi9429
    @lelethulukhozi9429 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fuhad is beautiful.

    • @Khadiyah01
      @Khadiyah01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is a black king.
      Oofff what a specimen of man

    • @BaebaeW
      @BaebaeW ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That chocolate is 🤤

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nah Fuhad that "bye" broke me. You're strong taking that shot 😂

  • @yd8104
    @yd8104 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every man remembers that ONE time when he didn't deliver.
    Still haunts me to this day. I had excuses, but i messed up on every aspect of handling that failure

  • @bbgdera1213
    @bbgdera1213 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Y’all really help me understand more of the male mind while cracking jokes and it’s great🐩

  • @brith2237
    @brith2237 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    These two give me such an honest response, I swear I dont need a boyfriend anytime soon.

  • @annick.
    @annick. ปีที่แล้ว +103

    He had the nerve to tell me his blood was not flowing because he could not resist

    • @leftie7098
      @leftie7098 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yoooooooo I definitely said "I like you too much...I just want to cuddle I don't wanna ruin our time together" smfh

    • @daphuckuwant
      @daphuckuwant ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I had a man argue with me and TELL me I came when I DID NOT! Imagine having your ass in the air, elbows on the pillow and looking back at a niqqa that’s trying to end the session because HE came and I did not..🤣🤣🤣 NEVER AGAIN!

    • @3arthIsGhetto
      @3arthIsGhetto ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@daphuckuwant the audacity 😂

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@daphuckuwant lol that’s just wild!

    • @daphuckuwant
      @daphuckuwant ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FM-jt9wc no

  • @ShellsBelles
    @ShellsBelles ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I’ve seen y’all so much all over Twitter and now I’m binge watching. Y’all seriously make my sides hurt from laughing. 😂

  • @bethany6205
    @bethany6205 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    They don't care about your lack of blood flow. 💀😂

  • @beckacason
    @beckacason ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You guys have had some awlful experiences and I’m living for it 😂😂

  • @mmingo33
    @mmingo33 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Luv this because this is how guys really talk and describe our sexual encounters.
    No names just body part descriptions and personality descriptions

  • @prettyinpinky5937
    @prettyinpinky5937 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    You think there’s no psychology with getting wet? 🤣 That’s funny.

    • @BlueYellowGreenVc
      @BlueYellowGreenVc ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Right?!?! This is the mentality that gets a lot of them in trouble. Girl could be dry dry, struggling to break off a piece of lubrication and they're there thinking that she's soooo tight meanwhile she's simply not aroused.

    • @whitneyerasmus2582
      @whitneyerasmus2582 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      💯

    • @ms.trinaq.2612
      @ms.trinaq.2612 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ikr... Like what are you talking about?

    • @alishacoy7421
      @alishacoy7421 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I was legit looking for this comment cuz if somebody else didn't say it I was gonna lol like bro, get real 😂

    • @ebonydormer-kuti4369
      @ebonydormer-kuti4369 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Friction!

  • @chika_naphiri
    @chika_naphiri ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I listen/watch this podcast whenever I’ve had a tough week. There is no way you’ll remain gloomy after these sessions 😂

    • @Val-ff4ts
      @Val-ff4ts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      16:55

    • @Val-ff4ts
      @Val-ff4ts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      17:09

  • @ladybrih
    @ladybrih ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love this podcast, I'm South African, I sometimes don't get y'alls humor, but it's fxking fun watching you guys laugh like that... I live for the good Tv show and movie recommendations, Y'all bare put me on to Servant, Dahmer, For All mankind, and I just watch the World War 1 movie from last week, Good stuff 👍🏾... Keep up the good work... 🇿🇦 RSA

    • @jarodmcnair3356
      @jarodmcnair3356 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are they a couple ?

    • @sidudumba
      @sidudumba ปีที่แล้ว

      Friends

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jarodmcnair3356did you watch the video?

  • @joshmack
    @joshmack หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:39 almost choked on my water when I heard “wet & warm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rylie.2019
    @rylie.2019 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the way i've been scrolling thru y'all's videos for MINUTES now. thanku for this.

  • @jangiew
    @jangiew ปีที่แล้ว +75

    there are things that they talk about that I never thought men think about ...educational

  • @jasonpuskar
    @jasonpuskar ปีที่แล้ว +13

    18:07 "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB", I literally YELPED

  • @VictoriasUniverse
    @VictoriasUniverse ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I think this is a sign” is ME ASFFF 😭😂

  • @zoejackson6298
    @zoejackson6298 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If the blood aint flowing and she says 'prove it' EAT😽she gets what she wants and when you get in to it *wink* switch places then try again. Never give up its just sad for everyone involved lmao

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Bird shirt has to be one of the most disrespectful nicknames I’ve heard in a minute 😂

  • @jocksmachina7759
    @jocksmachina7759 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He is callin for Zeus’ aid 😂😂😂😂
    I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stonephantom
    @stonephantom ปีที่แล้ว +100

    My "one kid won't hurt" is due in a week😐 don't be like me.

    • @nqobilezondi4314
      @nqobilezondi4314 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @QueenMufasa552
      @QueenMufasa552 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂🤣😂🤣noted with thanks

    • @mxmmianaxo1160
      @mxmmianaxo1160 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ffs😭😂😂😂

    • @hopeukaonu5759
      @hopeukaonu5759 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @preyejune4772
    @preyejune4772 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:33 when James said she was "thick beyond believe" 🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @zakianaamah7936
    @zakianaamah7936 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    2 instant silent thoughts I've thought of... 1. Is this his idea of being dominant? And 2. How are you a nurse and don't know how to choke properly?

    • @tialyons4622
      @tialyons4622 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oooommmmmmmmaaaaaahhhh gaaaaaddd 🤣 @nurse party lmao damn

    • @ucheobi6177
      @ucheobi6177 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nurse part got me 😂😂😂

  • @gwendolynbrewer9499
    @gwendolynbrewer9499 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I will forever have a good day when y’all upload 😂😂❤️

  • @rochellecaranto7901
    @rochellecaranto7901 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'd love an episode or a segment of "Spicy DMs" I'm sure they've received a few .

  • @JaydaValencia
    @JaydaValencia ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fuhad wouldn’t be Fuhad without “it’s one of those ones where” 10:08 😂😂😂 at this point I know when he’s gonna say it

  • @amanda-kathleenseefane7549
    @amanda-kathleenseefane7549 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    🤣🤣🤣Iss it not me catching lingo, I laughed so hard watching this, screaming SWEAR and RHAAAA 😂

  • @cherrylkambanda4091
    @cherrylkambanda4091 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine being the girl they're talking about, and you're watching this.... Girl what's going through your mind rn

  • @Tabs_aj
    @Tabs_aj ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Men really can’t handle being treated the way they treat women😂 I’d be all ‘bye’ too, what you doing coming to my place being nothing but a disappointment

    • @DrBadFish1
      @DrBadFish1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like they said, woman just can't understand the pressure men can be put on, like sometimes the blood just wont flow no matter how sexy the woman is lol

    • @annatimmerbeil3910
      @annatimmerbeil3910 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DrBadFish1 there are other things then just penetration

    • @DrBadFish1
      @DrBadFish1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annatimmerbeil3910 okay? My point still stands though

    • @sisandangundze5585
      @sisandangundze5585 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DrBadFish1 and so does the other two people's points

    • @ARajantara777
      @ARajantara777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts Queen!

  • @Beautifullyaberrant
    @Beautifullyaberrant ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Thing is.. some women give you other chances to redeem yourself and it’s still mediocre or less😬.

  • @eniolaalonge6416
    @eniolaalonge6416 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Zeus! Do sign, a earthquake?! You wanna go underground James!? 😂

  • @comodoregoatknuckle6301
    @comodoregoatknuckle6301 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    You guys clearly don't know how frustrating it is for a woman to not get wet, not feeling the own swelling and not feeling the heat where it should be. When he is working his ass up but nothing happens between our legs.....damn frustrating.

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is using lube embarrassing for women or something? It's a product that's meant to help exactly with dryness.

    • @comodoregoatknuckle6301
      @comodoregoatknuckle6301 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​@@Thomas-qi9ix Lube is great and a lifesaver in exactly such cases. I refer to the statements from 12:10 onwards: "Women just need to get wet." Man, it's damn hard sometimes. And for us women, it's just as mentally shitty as when men can't get it up. Sometimes as a woman you're wet without being aroused and sometimes you're aroused to both ears but dry as the Gobi Desert. In my opinion, the pressure as a woman to be wet and available as soon as you're in action is just as high as the pressure on men to be really hard. Both sides suffer a lot from dogmatic ideas and misinformation. You just don't have to show up and be there as a woman. That's BS. You have to be mentally engaged just like the dudes to get wet.

    • @RicoTrapp
      @RicoTrapp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Thomas-qi9ixand if she’s not comfortable doing that she’s with the wrong person that’s that.

  • @marlenev7070
    @marlenev7070 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Be on my team” 🤣🤣🤣 lack of blood flow had me dying

  • @abm5119
    @abm5119 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?" Damn, that must be them freaky Baptists.

  • @whatsnextchristine7025
    @whatsnextchristine7025 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nah the story about the girl who said i think this is a sign, I totally get it 🤣

  • @SA-yd1xk
    @SA-yd1xk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    James was so inadequate it caused the girl to move to New Zealand???😂😅