The WORST Rejection You've Ever Heard! | Ep 247| ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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  • @chvrchx
    @chvrchx ปีที่แล้ว +6732

    “Long story short I did cheat on her” 😭😭😭 that wasn’t the ending I was expecting to that story 😂

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Bruhh I WAS WEEAAAAKKK😭😭😭🤣

    • @thePanda_huma
      @thePanda_huma ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Left turn🤣 I was honestly surprised

    • @akontio59
      @akontio59 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Sent me so high I still haven’t landed 😂

    • @TheAyo160
      @TheAyo160 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Brahh! That was maaaaddd😂

    • @exceptionallydez7391
      @exceptionallydez7391 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Right?! Flabbergasted. 😂

  • @Grace19049
    @Grace19049 ปีที่แล้ว +4829

    James: these men can’t handle rejection
    Also James: I’ll throw a glass of water at her 😂

    • @jacknapyer
      @jacknapyer ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😂😂😂

    • @nyagoahbiel4683
      @nyagoahbiel4683 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s toxic asf

    • @Michelle.lorette
      @Michelle.lorette ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @Domopremo
      @Domopremo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IF you want more shxtsngigs content check my channel out!

    • @tigolbitti3s
      @tigolbitti3s ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He really said self call out lmao

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap4753 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    “Light skin activated” had me howling 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 legit laughed out loud 🤣

    • @Ladadiladadaah
      @Ladadiladadaah ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "The wind that left my longs" 🤣

    • @dbrownn211
      @dbrownn211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @vanessaadams4641
      @vanessaadams4641 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was weeeaaaakkk!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tam974eva
      @Tam974eva ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when was that said?

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    *Let’s be honest we’re only here for the Scenarios* 🤣🤣 James actually putting himself in each situation like he’s dealt with *EVERYTHING* is simply the best 😭😭

    • @kayserunye
      @kayserunye ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You didn’t lie 😂😂😂

    • @tiffanyingram3444
      @tiffanyingram3444 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right looking barely in his 30s lol

    • @iamannem.s3101
      @iamannem.s3101 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right like him and fuhad arguing like they were actually the couple 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rebeccaroberts8120
      @rebeccaroberts8120 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "SO WE'RE THROWING STUFF AT PEOPLE, YEAH?!?!"

  • @tishellefrancois7840
    @tishellefrancois7840 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    James getting offended for EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO!!! 🤣🤣

    • @tishellefrancois7840
      @tishellefrancois7840 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@uok6216 unless he's acting out the women parts with Fuhad. Like when he tells fuhad he'd suck the skin off him and such.

    • @hlonivincent4256
      @hlonivincent4256 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uok6216 dsesxk

    • @User-rx2tt
      @User-rx2tt ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We here for itttt

    • @MagicalGirlContractor
      @MagicalGirlContractor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's sooo cute haha

    • @georgiaakande9801
      @georgiaakande9801 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The minute you hear "Fuhad, Fuhad, I promise you this..." you know the outrage is coming!!!! Loooool

  • @Joe1887
    @Joe1887 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    I can't get over "My enemies would laugh at me." 💀

    • @rhiannababb-benjamin4671
      @rhiannababb-benjamin4671 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I read this comment just as Fuhad said it🤣🤣

    • @girlwithathought2940
      @girlwithathought2940 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I’ve randomly been busting out laughing over the past 2 hours from that 1 line lmaooo

    • @carenjones3759
      @carenjones3759 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But it's so true 😂

    • @misterpatton2067
      @misterpatton2067 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yoooo that sent me 😂😂😂

    • @AkinolaWilliams
      @AkinolaWilliams ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s a full African saying “ My enemies will rejoice over me”

  • @lifeoflerneece
    @lifeoflerneece ปีที่แล้ว +844

    James:guys are so sensitive
    Also James “she’ll just see water coming” and “I’ll snap her ankle”🤣🤣😭

    • @stshx6353
      @stshx6353 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This killed me🤣🤣🤣

    • @tdot1090
      @tdot1090 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking dead😅

    • @Nataliemetoyer
      @Nataliemetoyer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @sidytav3120
      @sidytav3120 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @RedLightz_TV
      @RedLightz_TV 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s the best part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeannaStLouis
    @DeannaStLouis ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    The “Jesus wept” from James had me screaming 😂

    • @bubblebobblefullthrottle
      @bubblebobblefullthrottle ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Full on choking lmaooo! Came from nowhere 🤣

    • @miainthesun
      @miainthesun ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The scream I SCRAMT when he said that 😪

    • @salimarsmith
      @salimarsmith ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I fuckin died🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kagomodise4008
      @kagomodise4008 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FAMILY! 😂😂😂😂

    • @elicharles6380
      @elicharles6380 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fucking same!!!!! Damn near got me fired working in this office 🤣🤣

  • @MrClutch146
    @MrClutch146 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    My enemies will laugh at me. 😅😂That’s definitely a Nigerian girl.

    • @unmotivatedbaddie
      @unmotivatedbaddie ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YUP!

    • @oversabigirltv
      @oversabigirltv ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Has to be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lotusflowerfairy_
      @lotusflowerfairy_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When I heard that, thought so too as a Nigerian girl🤣🤣🤣

    • @kezzy_kezzy
      @kezzy_kezzy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol ikr definitely Nigerian😂

    • @Nes__kay
      @Nes__kay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂 there’s no lie there

  • @lafleursamsara2013
    @lafleursamsara2013 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    A lot of these worst rejection encounters are villain origin stories.

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Turning them into demons😭

    • @LillyMichaelson637
      @LillyMichaelson637 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      For real though, why do people have to be so heartless. Just yes or no, don't need this 'extra'

    • @cajequartz4074
      @cajequartz4074 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      “You disgust me. You weren’t worth a second of my time.”
      (A few weeks after saving her life from a suicide attempt 💀)

    • @j.prunty1278
      @j.prunty1278 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "That's DISGUSTING." 😡
      💁🏾‍♂️ 🍑 💦😂

    • @makeupmakeupmakeup7471
      @makeupmakeupmakeup7471 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For real. 😭😂

  • @desonmaylor9496
    @desonmaylor9496 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    Was at a bar once and simply asked a girl her name, her response was “ nothing u need to know” and she walked away.
    I was legitimately frozen for 30 seconds

    • @f4iryth964
      @f4iryth964 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      PLS it seems like women are extra harsh with their reactions in the club or smth, prolly cuz they dont wanna deal with NO bs😭😭😭

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Because most dudes won't go away if you're polite about it, unfortunately. And depending on the vibe you give off in that moment, you might catch a stray 😭🤣 Especially in a bar or club.

    • @brec1589
      @brec1589 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Lill2895 reminds me of the time my friend caught a stray on Bourbon Street once. Dude followed us all the way to the next club. She told him to go find his friends 😂

    • @MoonMoon-fx1op
      @MoonMoon-fx1op ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Lill2895 absolute facts, but they don't want to acknowledge that

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Women that are extra harsh actually give you a gift and don't waste your time and even money. It's rude, yes, but they don't play you.
      I would take such an honest no from a person any time, it doesn't hurt half as much as the game of the exploiters and cheaters.

  • @natalie_kendel
    @natalie_kendel ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Favourite part of tis podcast is that, unlike most other podcasters, you guys don't interrupt each other. You actually listen and let each other talk. LOVE THAT!

    • @A_shay7
      @A_shay7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yesss I just noticed that

    • @leonlarkpor2895
      @leonlarkpor2895 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I like that too

  • @shanncreates
    @shanncreates ปีที่แล้ว +504

    James getting humbled is SENDING ME😂😂😂

  • @hapimas2411
    @hapimas2411 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    The re-enactments ALWAYS get me
    It’s James saying hes going to make Fuhad want to throw a tree at him 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chy8427
    @chy8427 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Fuhad has been looking directly in the camera these last few episodes…I’m here for it 🤭

    • @kilokilo5004
      @kilokilo5004 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He's being more open aswell it's jokes to find out he's no angel clearly we don't know him like we think we do and he's unravelling before out eyes .. very entertaining

    • @taylorpalmer894
      @taylorpalmer894 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He loves that eye contact 😋

    • @j.prunty1278
      @j.prunty1278 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@taylorpalmer894 don't we all😉😂

    • @SilkyC
      @SilkyC ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES! I need more of it

    • @vineeta03
      @vineeta03 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i think he might be looking at Rem who sits in that corner

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    James feeling every piece of these rejections 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dayliarittenhouse
    @dayliarittenhouse ปีที่แล้ว +446

    As a Floridian I love seeing how other people react to our news stories 🤣 never a shortage of entertainment

    • @salimarsmith
      @salimarsmith ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Florida Man/Woman always sends me🤣🤣🤣🤣y'all got the best headlines!

    • @gracecamaxtli7090
      @gracecamaxtli7090 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “That’s where the heathens live” 😂😂😂

    • @superiorpanda6449
      @superiorpanda6449 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ong, half the shit that be going on here I’m either unaware of or think is common

    • @karlagonzalvez4703
      @karlagonzalvez4703 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameee. Ppl always say the crazy ppl live here or "it's always Florida". Charlemagne has done it on the radio and it's hilarious 😂

  • @caitlinbyrne
    @caitlinbyrne ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The whole “James gets humbled” section absolutely KILLED ME 😭

  • @OofWillis
    @OofWillis ปีที่แล้ว +237

    There is nothing better than James and Fuhad role playing

  • @evekumari
    @evekumari ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I lost my mum last week, you guys are the only thing that keeps me smiling RN ✨

    • @proofoflife7654
      @proofoflife7654 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😢🫂🫂

    • @X1ZR
      @X1ZR ปีที่แล้ว +23

      May she RIP🙏🏾

    • @NuYrk1908
      @NuYrk1908 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So sorry for your loss ❤

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Condolences and may she rest in peace x

    • @rheroberts868
      @rheroberts868 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry for your loss 🫂🫂

  • @heyitsshay6058
    @heyitsshay6058 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    James thought his lightskinned powers were working through the streets 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maamenhyira
    @maamenhyira ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "...oh Jesus wept..." 😂 James and his phrases

  • @fe-real
    @fe-real ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "I've come to collect my dance."
    I said "What?" with the exact same facial expression and cadence she did, cause Jaaaames! What?! 😂🤣😂

    • @intldawn
      @intldawn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Collect” my dance is CRAZYYYYY😂😂😂. Even if she were expecting him to come over to ask her to dance, that word choice is so wild. Poor young James was so flustered. ☠️

  • @PemDanis
    @PemDanis ปีที่แล้ว +269

    The fact that you can talk about your teenage embarrassments with chest is so brave, I admire your bravery 💪🏼

  • @9Essence
    @9Essence ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Lmao!!!!! “light skin activated!!” TOOK ME OUT!!🗣️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @honeybee725
    @honeybee725 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I’ve said this to a shitty ex, he said “I want you back” and I said “it’s good to want things, it builds character”💀😂

    • @virgoqueen0911
      @virgoqueen0911 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂 I'm stealing this!!

    • @chishimbachewe2597
      @chishimbachewe2597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      PLEASE 😭. The fact that I've said something similar almost word for word😂. Except it was "It's good to want things, isn't it? But it's even better not to get them. You learn more that way."😂

    • @anywallsocket
      @anywallsocket 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mid

    • @TheyLuvMeKJ
      @TheyLuvMeKJ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@anywallsocket cry..

  • @TacotheBlackGuy
    @TacotheBlackGuy ปีที่แล้ว +115

    My father passed yesterday morning. You guys can still make me laugh as I deal with the hardest loss I've dealt with in my life and I want to thank you so so much for this podcast. I need anything at all to keep my mind occupied and stay positive.

    • @danman350z
      @danman350z ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry for your loss, brother.

    • @nqobilezondi4314
      @nqobilezondi4314 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP to your father🕊 May God cover you and your family

    • @TacotheBlackGuy
      @TacotheBlackGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danman350z I appreciate that

    • @TacotheBlackGuy
      @TacotheBlackGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nqobilezondi4314 thank you I appreciate it

    • @VieraXXII
      @VieraXXII ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for your loss. That's severe. Hugs and prayers to you and your family 😞❤️

  • @GothicUndone
    @GothicUndone ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Brudda wit the bags get out the way!”
    “He wasn’t even holding his own bags!!”
    😂😂😂😂Noooo James! 😅😅😅

  • @dreadtofro
    @dreadtofro ปีที่แล้ว +45

    38:07 James laughing at himself is why I love these guys so much! Spendin' a little bit of money, innit?! Light skin activated!!! LMAO

  • @deniloui810
    @deniloui810 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “A ring of fire and I’m standing in the middle” im acc crying 😂

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Your sister is 100% better looking than you, don't you EVER forget that."
    OH MY GAWD!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Big love from Mzansi y'all 🇿🇦

  • @Puppies-z9h
    @Puppies-z9h ปีที่แล้ว +434

    A female friend drunkenly told me that her boyfriend confessed to her that he was actually into me but thought I was out of his league so he asked her out instead.
    Even sadder is that I'm not exceptionally good looking, and worse, she stayed with him despite him disrespecting her like that!

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ew. Lol

    • @seasidesapphic6380
      @seasidesapphic6380 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      … this comment will haunt me for life. GIRL WHAT?!?!

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The way I'd end up on a true crime show if my bf said some me like that to me!

    • @MezziK
      @MezziK ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Low self esteem is real.... like damn...

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lill2895 Wait, weren't you saying women could take rejection well?

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoon ปีที่แล้ว +487

    My worst one was definitely when a ex broke up with me on the very day I was planning to propose to her. I sit with her trying to understand why she wanted to break up, and she "it's just that... William is better than you, my dad likes him, my mom thinks he's great... but we can still be friends, right?"
    Side note: William is a guy I hated with all my heart, her dad acted all threatening to me on the only interaction we had and her mom treated me as a son through the whole relationship I had with her daughter... So, yeah, it was a triple shock to hear that.
    I heard by a gossip that, months later, this William was the worst and was rejected by them not much later, so, yeah, it was kind of a happy ending, I don't know 🤔😅.

    • @koru8580
      @koru8580 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Definitely sounds like karma happened

    • @RodrickMarsMoon
      @RodrickMarsMoon ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@koru8580 Indeed, indeed 😄🤗!

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime ปีที่แล้ว +34

      From an L to a big W

    • @nihilpizza6291
      @nihilpizza6291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly a dub for you, karma is a bitch😏

    • @RodrickMarsMoon
      @RodrickMarsMoon ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nihilpizza6291 I don't know what dub means, but I appreciate that 😄🤗. Haha'.

  • @nkosanancaphayi8675
    @nkosanancaphayi8675 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "So we're throwing things at people"😂😂🔥
    Old man throws a whole tree!!🤣🚩

  • @akshainierajan6532
    @akshainierajan6532 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    My worst rejection: I told him I like him on the bus, he said “I couldn’t care less tbh” 💀

  • @immaculatemoraa9539
    @immaculatemoraa9539 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    😩my crush showed me a pic of a girl chosen for him to marry (his Muslim ) when he found out I liked him . Months later I find out the girl was his mum 😒.😂

  • @taneshacartwright6144
    @taneshacartwright6144 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The reenactment of the tree throwing died me 💀💀💀😂
    Love you guys. Crying real tears.... let's know the facts before we get carried away 😂

  • @AntMane92
    @AntMane92 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "My enemies would laugh at me" sent me to the afterlife. 💀

  • @FeelinErie
    @FeelinErie ปีที่แล้ว +86

    So I've been battling depression this festive period, but the one at 14:59 had me laughing HARD. Thank you guys for making me smile again, it had been a while :)

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro ปีที่แล้ว +35

    55:16 YALLS RE-ENACTMENTS ARE GOLD!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thandokazimagopheni8004
    @thandokazimagopheni8004 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    A juicy woosie Boxing Day treat! Happy holiday everyone 🇿🇦

  • @brettervonkanada6102
    @brettervonkanada6102 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I recently discovered ShxtsnGigs and I've got to say this is by far my favourite podcast in the world rn... I've never been laughing so much while dying inside. You guys are genuine and have the most unique style on the entire internet. It's really difficult to find a quality content like this without the whole left-right toxic bullshxt that everyone hops on these days. Keep enjoying what you do. I'm joining the Patreon and recommending this to everyone I know. Much love from the east.
    P.S. I've had my share of rejection stories but recently, more than half of the girls that reject me, keep getting back to me simply because I'm showing no emotion when I get rejected, I say I understand, smile and wish them a good luck. Sometimes it takes a week or a month, even a year but I almost always find a DM from these girls later. Be gracious in defeat guys and play the long game.

  • @Noenie903
    @Noenie903 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Sometimes saying no just isn't enough. People will be hounding you like you owe them something. Just keep quiet and walk away. 🤷‍♀️ Works most of the time.

    • @rafaelfonseca4558
      @rafaelfonseca4558 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This always makes me fear having a daughter. It should work every time. That one time out of 100 is what terrifies me. And it’s not even the females fault.

    • @BRIBOATMAN
      @BRIBOATMAN ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rafaelfonseca4558 my friends cousin was at the bus stop and some guy asked for her number and she said no and put her head down.. he left, came back and shot her 😔 sometimes guys don’t take “no” well.. It’s definitely a fear of mine.

    • @marybean2231
      @marybean2231 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BRIBOATMAN I had to give five of 'em, and got a laugh. Luckily the worst the mf did was forced me to kiss him, but yeah. If that were somewhere I was isolated with him, def would've gotten r*ped. Gotta be careful out there

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BRIBOATMAN OMG? That’s so messed up, now we can’t even reject them at all. I hate these type of men as if rejection isn’t part of life and they just have to take it so personally. I’m so sorry about your friend. :( And I hope his psycho, petty ass gets what he deserves in prison.

  • @kaiwhat1207
    @kaiwhat1207 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Just imagine being Lauren today, eating her heart out 😂😬

  • @nieciewho3083
    @nieciewho3083 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nahhh James kills me!! He feels every damn scenario and I live for it!! James’ madness turns me on a little I can’t lie, his rage is spicy 😄

    • @missk5517
      @missk5517 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow😂

  • @kiranhalal5544
    @kiranhalal5544 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    OMG you guys had me in stitches 😂😂😂 "I wasn't even wearing a mask"... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @stephaniehorn1029
    @stephaniehorn1029 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hello from California.
    I am a new mom, felt like I lost myself because I was giving so much to my family. This podcast gave me new life. Love everything about the show. Laughter is truly the best medicine

  • @fitzwilliams4215
    @fitzwilliams4215 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "No offence but I think I can do better"
    Them is fighting words 💀💀

  • @ayola14
    @ayola14 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When they say, "the worst thing they can say is no."
    I wish that was true

  • @meghannnnnn
    @meghannnnnn ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The girl suggesting other people for him to go to prom with is UNHINGED😂. But at least she was helpful

  • @textgaming8988
    @textgaming8988 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I was told “No woman would ever be with a guy who has a build like that” Gym motivation went crazy for a little bit there 😅

    • @BigLance27
      @BigLance27 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn were you fat and short or super skinny and short? Because as long as you are tall and women view you as being attractive then what she said didn't mean nothing but if you were built like the two questions I asked you at the beginning of this comment then yeah you had to get in the gym. Because unless you have a lot of 💰 most women are not trying to mess with dudes who are fat or super skinny and short at the same time.

    • @textgaming8988
      @textgaming8988 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BigLance27 I’m 6’3” lol. I was overweight back then. Nowadays I’m in shape so all is well 💪🏻 Went from 270 pounds down to 200

    • @isolihlekhayemba3703
      @isolihlekhayemba3703 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@textgaming8988 noice

    • @powerjolt7215
      @powerjolt7215 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@textgaming8988 I fully respect that King. Stay on the grind! 💪🏼 You got this 100%!! (Wish I could grind too, but I'm kinda sick on a doctor needed level..)

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@powerjolt7215 God bless you man. Feel better, health more important than looks on every level 👌🏽

  • @proscapture
    @proscapture ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James-" DONT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!" bruh I folded😂😂😂

  • @shabangbangg_
    @shabangbangg_ ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The light skinned activity from them both has me weak 😂😂😂

  • @roxvid2
    @roxvid2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Christmas tree re-enactment had me crying lol🤣

  • @danaglass1265
    @danaglass1265 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That 🎄reinactment story was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abstrvvct1318
    @abstrvvct1318 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    My worst rejection: I was in this group chat some years ago and decided to shoot my shot to this one guy I thought was so fine (separate from the gc of course). His response: “Ew, it’s you”
    Hurt my soul eternally

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Eternally" 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @bens.664
      @bens.664 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmao no way a man said that to you pls 😭😭

    • @pa3162
      @pa3162 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rude! must have needed Specsavers

    • @Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz
      @Thoughtsbyme-ts4jz ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would have deleted my WhatsApp

    • @Lill2895
      @Lill2895 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was he BLIND 😭 Like dang!

  • @CrazyMamaKat
    @CrazyMamaKat ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This guy told my friend he liked me then he said “But I could never publicly date her because I wouldn’t want anyone to think I lowered my standards” 🤣💀

    • @IMPster274
      @IMPster274 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So you're saying you've become emotionally unstable with a side order of low self esteem? Where have you been all my life?

  • @asif_md
    @asif_md หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way James gets into character - I'm here for it every time

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I have been binging episodes all weekend....I feel like I'm ready to become a cult baby 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mekdes2104
    @Mekdes2104 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Looking at migrating geese" James says the wildest things 🤣🤣

  • @mmmmmusic009
    @mmmmmusic009 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I needed these man today, had a shit day and i know they gon brighten it up for me

    • @catierollins8493
      @catierollins8493 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope your day get better. Happy Holidays!

    • @mmmmmusic009
      @mmmmmusic009 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catierollins8493 Thanks darling, happy holidays to you aswell!🥰

    • @kyaraw
      @kyaraw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope your day gets better!

    • @rheroberts868
      @rheroberts868 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sending good vibes your way!!

  • @deenypoteeny9041
    @deenypoteeny9041 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Omg! A boy in junior high asked my sister out and she ran to the bathroom to throw up! 😂😂😂

  • @salmaabdul-aziz8363
    @salmaabdul-aziz8363 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Love how James gets into his feelings with these scenarios 😂😂😂

  • @rebeccaturner9530
    @rebeccaturner9530 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "So I called him babe" this is why I called everyone babes, just incase 🤣

  • @b4ileysinterlude
    @b4ileysinterlude ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Found u guys a few weeks ago & have loved you guys ever since 😭 James & Fuhad’s marital fighting over Christmas dinner is so funny

  • @kikialeaki1850
    @kikialeaki1850 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fuhad just casually skipping over the first rejection like it was nothing😂😂

  • @LPnerd
    @LPnerd ปีที่แล้ว +16

    " Jesus wept." OMG I haven't heard that in years, I legit snorted and laughed for a good min. Why are people so cruel to each other?

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro ปีที่แล้ว +12

    42:59 James YOUR HUMBLED STORY WAS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and SOOOO NEEDED! 💎💎💎

  • @thelightskinneddoll
    @thelightskinneddoll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I hope peng ting Lauren looks at James today and is like raaahhhhh😂😭

  • @SymoneD16
    @SymoneD16 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I need a clip of them whenever they say "Whas goin on?" It's my favorite 🤣

  • @bwlondonpodcast
    @bwlondonpodcast ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm crying lol at James humble experience 🤣😂😭

  • @DuchessDelphine
    @DuchessDelphine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can’t over how much I love the banter between these two.

  • @camillegreen9144
    @camillegreen9144 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The whole of that Christmas Shopping Experience #legendary I Couldn't Breathe. 🤣🤣🤣 "I couldn't grab another bag" Killed It!

  • @amybeelicious
    @amybeelicious ปีที่แล้ว +158

    My worst rejection was when I asked this guy at work if he was dtf and he kept giggling and saying he was flattered and he didn't wanna get fired for fraternizing and that's literally it. I called in for like 2wks straight because of the embarrassment and eventually changed jobs 💀

    • @jaleelhogue9220
      @jaleelhogue9220 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’m sorry that happened love😂😂 chuckling at someone who u offered sex to is disheartening

    • @jonathanxavier2026
      @jonathanxavier2026 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao what an absolute legend.

  • @mrsevelync6900
    @mrsevelync6900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've come to COLLECT my dance" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your boy is evil lmaaaoooo what a villain. HE... is the demon that you needed to swallow you whole in that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nairobi_girl5808
    @nairobi_girl5808 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The hairline rejection was gold😂😂😂. I was belly laughing

  • @tribesman1989
    @tribesman1989 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Bro, I was sweating that they took the break and there was no EP coming. It's a quiet start to boxing day here in Queensland, my morning just kicked. ✊🏻✊🏻

    • @thePanda_huma
      @thePanda_huma ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boxing day in S.A as well. Been stalking my TH-cam for this Monday fav😅

    • @tribesman1989
      @tribesman1989 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're late on the Monday drops sometimes aye?! 😅

  • @elenam9435
    @elenam9435 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is one of THE most hilarious episodes!!🤣🤣

  • @Niamhmariephelan
    @Niamhmariephelan ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The worst rejection I ever felt was from a guy I liked in 5th year, we were on break from class,a bunch of us were messing and he said that what I'd need to make me look good couldn't be bought in a chemist, ruined my confidence, I'm now 39, and to this day It stings when I think about it......

  • @Pire0607
    @Pire0607 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the way yall confessed how crushes end terribly. .yall talk about the realest things no iie!

  • @carriem3703
    @carriem3703 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When Fuhad says ‘ting’ instead of thing but says thinking instead of tinking. 😂

  • @karaokekingskingdom
    @karaokekingskingdom ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Those secondary school rejections are trials of fire for future ladies man. We've all been there.

  • @creolemanya1646
    @creolemanya1646 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Imagine being his prom date watching the show..."wasnt my first choice" 😭😭😭

  • @tahira6574
    @tahira6574 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love their reenactment it’s the best part of the show 😂

  • @ameygarcia-aviles5332
    @ameygarcia-aviles5332 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a gen x mom of 4 yall are fire. Me and my 24 year old son listen and laugh alot. Thanks guys

  • @mishastrader3371
    @mishastrader3371 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way that James says " Shut up" gets me EVERY TIME LMFAO

  • @ramonaaflowersz1041
    @ramonaaflowersz1041 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I’d cry if I was Audrey finding out I wasn’t Fuhad’s first choice to prom on the whole internet

    • @myrlandej-bpierre8754
      @myrlandej-bpierre8754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂

    • @SweetEssie
      @SweetEssie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right! Why he said her name? 😂😂

  • @mirandamassey7738
    @mirandamassey7738 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how deep James gets into these skits🤣🤣🤣

  • @alannagallagher
    @alannagallagher ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James taking these rejections personally 😂

  • @alayhamichelle3368
    @alayhamichelle3368 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    One of the worst rejections I've ever had was when I was in middle school and me and two other friends were walking around the gym (it was rainy outside and they split boys and girls up, guys were on the bleachers). I walked past this guy who was sitting with his friends, I had never talked to him before and only seen him in the halls since he was a grade above me. We made and held eye contact for all of like 3 seconds and dude turns to one of his friends where I can still hear and goes 'man why all the girls here ugly' (or something along those lines, I honestly tried for most of my adolescent life not to think about it). In the moment I was so embarrassed and my face was overheating, I'm pretty sure I made up some excuse to go to the locker room until the end of class. What's crazy is a couple years down the road after I graduated high school ran into the guy again, I'm pretty sure at the mall or something - HE TRIED TO HIT ON ME. When I tell you so many things ran through my head but all I could think to do was politely decline because I get super nervous and awkward when hit on (because of jerks like him from my adolescents I have almost nonexistent self esteem). Moral of the story it was scarring for 12/13 year old me and was imo one of my worst rejections because I in no way came onto this guy.

    • @beccafitz22
      @beccafitz22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Awe…I hope things are better. You sound like an amazing young lady. Blessings from Texas 🤗.

  • @wanjirulinet
    @wanjirulinet ปีที่แล้ว +17

    James'laughter after hearing all those rejection LMAO😂😂😂

  • @lisa.222
    @lisa.222 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That cop husband, u can really tell how he views women. The way he violated her privacy and exposed her. Especially with ppl from her work place?

  • @purewisemarian
    @purewisemarian ปีที่แล้ว +38

    James drunk bar talk got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he so crazy!!!
    Girl: I don’t see you as a man 😮.
    James: she is black 😂😂😂 that’s so mean to say,

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've said that to my guy friends 🫣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @coreydonnelly1827
    @coreydonnelly1827 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Christmas tree part killed me 🤣🤣 the way you two were acting and stuff 🤣🤣

  • @09090410
    @09090410 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just LOVE the reenactments!! Y'all would be a chaotic couple (and I am here for it)

  • @kamogelomokomane5814
    @kamogelomokomane5814 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fuhad is just gorgeous!! That smile 😃 😊 #nuffsaid
    Love the podcast guys, all the way from South Africa 🇿🇦

  • @fineappledot__1
    @fineappledot__1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “My enemies will laugh at me” raaaah💀

  • @ExoticAfrican6
    @ExoticAfrican6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Fuhads my favorite but you’re actually not that bad”
    Wow 😂😂😂😂

  • @psychologistplays3370
    @psychologistplays3370 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    The moment you start looking past the charisma to slowly but surely realize we been supporting F boys 😬😳 This just like a relationship, now we in too deep!!😭

    • @jorreca
      @jorreca ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HEAVYYYYYY lmao

    • @kikid8754
      @kikid8754 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LOOOL VERY TRUE

    • @zamalubambo195
      @zamalubambo195 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fr idk why I thought they were wholesome 😂

    • @clyde._
      @clyde._ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @alwaysfabulous9965
      @alwaysfabulous9965 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yall fan filter strong--as a passer-by indulging in a guilty pleasure...Men + Podcast? Either Players tasked to ruin lives or angry wannabes.

  • @southernmiss88
    @southernmiss88 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how yall go off on these tangents and act out WHOLE ASS SCENARIOS 😂😂😂