Probably don't tell people you watched these Videos
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- Today i looked at some odd videos
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Yesterday I saw Kwite at the supermarket, he had a shopping cart and he was buying a carton of eggs and a bottle of NyQuil. I thought it would be rude so I didn’t go up to him, but I accidentally made eye contact. I think I triggered him because he ran at me throwing Tylenol and vitamin C tablets (strawberry flavor). I tried to run but the floating hoodie grabbed my neck and said this, I’ll never forget it: “don’t look at me when im buying my supplements”. He made a therapist buckets of money that day. 😢
u good bro
@today was a good day but your father isn’t finally here
This have me a good chuckle
You’re lucky it wasn’t 1982 in the Chicago,IL metropolitan area…..
I'm so sorry man
Once again Kwite curses my eyes with what should be considered hate crimes. Thanks green man
u haven't even seen the vid yet
he's not a man he's a hoodie duh
Praise the green man
@@respirorespirando2362 green hoodie
@@Sh4rkzz0n3x yeahhhhh
Kwite has shown his false eyes under the sunglasses, a cursed sight, less than the memes but still.
Kwite has literal actual beautiful lashes
@@sourpatchwimp seriously tho, he got some lashes.
not only is this channel my comfort channel, but his voice is weirdly comforting too??
same!
High key he's what I watch when my paranoia is a bitch he just vibes
Right his voice is so soothing
i'd trust him with my drink when i kniw i definitely shouldn't
The guy using magnets to yeet the mosquito is doing the God's work. But it would be much easier if he just used garlic, I mean they are vampires after all
i agree, kim
I wasn't expecting you here
The side view of kwite with the eyes visible is the most cursed thing I've ever seen in my life
they're fake, obviously
Terrifying stuff 😬
Casually tries to kill a chicken. Twitter is built different. It's definitely perfect for Kwite.
@today was a good day piss
@Tecno blade. Love how the bot changes it's name to Technoblade after he died. I wasn't even into the dsmp and I know that shit is wrong.
for another instance in time Kwite releases more beautiful content to then trick me into thinking that its going to be normal
Kwite are those new glasses? You're looking absolutely radiant
New York City in general is a gold mine for finding viral clip content, economically and culturally NYC is single-handedly carrying the rest of the state, and even the whole Northeast region. The NYC Subway isn't free, but for all the random moments, it's well worth it
It's only going to get more interestin now that you can take your assault rifle with you wherever you go.
3:00, I know some New Yorkers are going to tell me this is normal, but I love how the problem wasn't the fact the man was taking a bath on a subway train, but rather him being careless with his shampoo and getting it on the passengers next to him.
Exactly, that makes it 10x funnier.
im a new yorker and that isnt even the worst thing ive seen here tbh
7:46 he got the right spirit but the wrong idea
I never tried them on myself, but I think zippers on shoes & boots that have laces are a SICK ASS CONCEPT.
Like, you literally only gotta adjust to your perfect size/fitting once, and then you can zip/unzip and reuse all of your hardwork much more easily than having to lace each and every time.
It's ok Kwite I'm always embarrassed to tell people I watch you
I take pride in the fact that my duct tape chewed up bubblegum of a brain hasn't laughed at a single quandale dingle meme.
I still laugh at any mention of among us, tho.
AMOGUS
my brother laughed at church music because one of the lyrics said sustain but it was written like sus-tain in the sheet music.
1:26 KWITE LEFT EYE REVEAL
NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!!
screenshotting this historic moment in time
Yessir
Kwite really called us out for our mental health issues. Do we have them because we watch his content or do we watch his content because we have them?
6:21 had me dying of laughter on the ground
6:43 yo kwite the guys on the spectrum and doesnt like having this clip spread around
Only Kwite can get me through the day.
Forget a cup of coffee, watch a Kwite video instead.
I am German and I loughed about that Jeremy fragrance video when the other guy said "Hey German, check out that lighter trick."
It's even funnier concidering Germans used that lighter trick in their past, until you know what they used it for, then Mr.Incredible becomes uncanny.
i know this was 6 months ago but genuinely what the fuck does this mean
@@d1sasteroid yeah I need to know now
that was the first sports jumpscare video that has ever gotten me and simply because i thought he was going to break a toe and not have it go flying. thanks quack for the first experience id hoped for
If I wanted to express my r a g e towards Twitter, odds are, I would most likely break every single solitary guideline in the Community Guidelines. Following that, probably a few major crimes with a dash of war crimes. Btw you’re cool, Kwite
@@smeggiamagarwine wdym? Those community guidelines are community
*s u g g e s t i o n s* .
2:22 and that was how level 37 of the backrooms the poolrooms were made
Those shoes with the individual toes I believe are water shoes. You'd wear them to a beach or water park. My mom has a pair and they're actually very comfortable.
That fricking "friendly fire will not be tolerated" took that shit to 11 that was so good! XD
1:55
I’d call that a *calculated* move
HahaHA
Kill me
_Just Like That Spider_
My day gets better when kwite posts
Great one Mr.Kwite! You rly showed those Twitter users who’s boss!! 😎😎😎
You didn’t even watch the video
@@echothefreak9396 neither have you bro
@@echothefreak9396 ppl watch his videos?
@@Izzy-lc9dg I know, but I’m not the one saying “you rly showed those Twitter users who’s boss!! 😎😎😎” without even seeing what he did lol
@@jenderjreggender7543 no
I'm still amazed that a sentient green hoddie can violate peace treaty's 12 times over and yet thinks of it as a Wednesday morning.
Any time the pokemon dungeon music plays, it makes the meme even better for no reason
Our parasocial relationship is so sweet, this post rly fueled my vital organs!!!
Mr. JENDER have you watched the video this time?
i just got out of the hospital and this is just what i need
I love that I'm not the only one with immense, irreversible brain rot 🖤🙏
Every time I watch these videos it's like forks stabbing my eyes
But yet I return
One of my friends showed me and the group a video of a girl sticking a "giant snake" "into a hole"
And that shit was visibly poking harder than a baby kicking
i hate that i cant even deny that all of this is on twitter, it truly is a cesspit
4:40 if that was running at me in the middle of the night, I would just fuckn die
"Why don't Americans like public transportation?"
Me: *shows this video*
Ah yes, by doing an all nighter i am finally not late.
6:30 "You would've gotten hurt" yeah if I had smashed the back of my head on my headboard any harder
I genuinely potty trained my daughter by putting her potty in front of the TV with unusual videos playing to keep her there long enough.
Sitting on the toilet watching memes is really the human condition.
6:40 awww hell naww * random high pitched mumbling * get you ass home buddy (get your ass home) * random high pitched mumbling * * random mumbling *
kwite's eyelashes are so pretty
It’s times like these I realize why I no longer go on Twitter
*Then I realize I’ll never get this amount of peak comedy in real life so I watch Kwite suffer on Twitter instead*
It's a good whenever kwite uploads
Thank you for the cursed funnies Kwite!!
I went out of my way to look at the original thread and it is definitely not worth it
1:27 I'm pretty sure this is like the second time we've seen his eyes, right?
That first video litteraly made me shut down and just holler out laughing. That is the best video I have ever seen
5:39 also I’m jealous of that eyeliner
I know this might not be his thing but I'd like to see him take a look at Vince cuh. He is a bit annoying and it would be funny to see a big youtuber like him do a vid on him for once.
I hate how the jump scare actually got me
Bro when he played the soccer ball clip it literally felt like I entered a quick time event
I am fully convinced that Keith spends all of his free time watching gay femboys on the internet
4:06 y'know, i happen to think those shoes are cool. no need to tie or struggle with a slip on. simply, stomp-zip-n'-click and you're ready to go
4:24 HELL YEAH MAN
Challenge: watch this video at 100% volume in front of your parents
Why did he say "then you know" like a Russian spy
Love it when I’m looking for a Kwite video and he uploads
Anyone notice the eye revel?
Hi. I've been watching you for a while and I'm a little worried... You seem to be drinking a lot and I can tell it's been affecting you negatively. I've seen your older videos and you're not the same anymore. You used to be very energetic and full of life. But now you just seem so negative and slow. I can also see it in your gameplay. You are slowly destroying yourself. And I know you just want to keep things very silly and memey, but you can't just joke away real problems. It's really sad to see your friends be supportive of this behavior saying that it's just a personality. When there have been studies of what alcohol can do to the brain. I worry about you. Maybe you should talk to your doctor about this before things get worse. It may be small right now but later it could be very bad.
Also... IM IN YOUR HOOD!!!!!
I swear, kwite is gonna make me buy gfuel one day actually
kwite keeps having eye changing surgery and it's kinda off-putting
Bro that side eye reveal felt so damn weird.
Based Kwite
I showed these videos to my parents. They yelled at me, called me a disappointment and now I'm homeless. Thanks Kwite
worst part of the last video is that it's implied the guy thought 'community' starts with q
My dumb butt honestly thought for the longest time “wow! A lot of people use mystery dungeon music!” Only to realize it was literally just there to cover copyrighted music.
New York City culture is a gold mine for that type of content
plaqueboy max inna kwite vid damn shit crazy
6:04 Uhh, Kwite? Pigs don't sweat. That's what they roll around in the mud for.
Jokes on you; I welcome getting hit in the face with a ball going at high velocity. My glasses are shatterproof and have no frames or hinges to break, and I kind of want an excuse to get a nose job.
Okay I actually flinched from the ball one and it felt like I was getting lectured by kwite after
0:03 I thought that was a person for a half second💀
I'm so early to where TH-cam decides that there's only one view....but 5 likes????? Uh.
Anyways, Kwite is amazing, you are amazing, and both of you deserve to have a great day everyday
i did not expect to see plaqueboymax in this vid at 3:45 he’s on the comeup😂
Damn I’m scared how fast I clicked this
can we have an eyelash reveal? just one of the eyelashes from your left eye. a whole eye is way too much.
bro threw a whole fucking chair at that rooster
1:22 i have this image saved
I just realized I'm pretty sure I knew that kid that said 4 fucking seconds, guy did the exact fucking motions when he was pissed
Hi kwite you're so cool and green
Did you know that the uh the when once a year?
This is called the kwite paradox.
6:21 is the first one of these that's ever gotten me and it got me good
1:45 I wonder if he ever checks back in on these stats to update his intro script?🤔
I'm actually 12 and 3 quarters
just wait untilr you come across a LOONA tweet full of unstable orbits
or better yet, floptok but on twitter.
this gives my tiny brain serotonin despite it literally being what a cat throws up in a hairball
It's official: Kwite can't tell roosters from chickens.
ok but aren't roosters chickens?? like roosters and hens are the names for the genders? or maybe I'm crazy idk
Sukaisage is right. Roosters are chickens.
No it’s a bird
He's bi, so does it even matter?
the training isnt working kwite
im getting slower
Well this video was *kwite* interesting
5:39 I expected something horrible and unfunny, so the end actually being funny felt like almost like a jumpscare
0:12
I was that Expecting
that, But I liked it!
2:42
An Overflowing Toilet,
As a Person with
Constipation, That is
way to Relatable!
KWITE EYE REVEAL?!?!?! 1:26
Kwite, that's a rooster in the first vid. I know that because I also throw the nearest item at that damn menace of a bird my father owns.
Am i the only one who would die to watch kwite react to r/lgballt ?
yeah
watch jammidodger for that king of thing, kwite does memes/music/really funny offensive memes
I would throw a whole couch at the rooster if i woke up to that at 5:00AM
“Hmm.. Funny, yes. But not funny *HAHA… funny WEIRD* 🤨”
It’s fine Kwite, i don’t tell anyone I watch your videos
6:33 my eyes hurt a little bit from that jumpscare. And I rewatched it to double check if that actually happened.
Now my eyes are watering