Jerma Streams - Watching Infomercials

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Watching Infomercials
    2. The Serpent Rogue th-cam.com/video/GSMuv8HnvEw/w-d-xo.html
    9:57 Infomercials Start
    1:47:58 Brb Ends

    • @Friska_Rexie
      @Friska_Rexie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thank you for posting this info! Lots of youtubers neglect this sort of thing and it's really helpful if you wanna follow along with the whole stream.

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I love the dedication that you put in you these uploads! Thank you.

    • @maximuso7959
      @maximuso7959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Friska_Rexie 7

    • @noodlesdoodles5935
      @noodlesdoodles5935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @IzzyKay-cy5yk
      @IzzyKay-cy5yk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Re😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @TheBoardandThebord
    @TheBoardandThebord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7187

    Jerma was the target audience for almost all the products

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      he goes in wanting to riff on them and comes out saying "well that was pretty cool actually"

    • @felicityc
      @felicityc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ive never seen a comment so true

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Jerma last year: ads don't work on me
      Jerma this entire stream: man that's smart I would buy that

    • @jpm80
      @jpm80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      jerma is my grandma who calls these her "little gadgets"

    • @rhizome550
      @rhizome550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jpm80 imagining your grandma as the female inspector gadget with Clever Tongs instead of fingers

  • @jbvikingbat5595
    @jbvikingbat5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3567

    I've never seen someone so clearly dissect how these commercials try to manipulate people only to then IMMEDIATELY buy into the exact same advertisement, he does it every time.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      The duality of Jerma985

    • @zoosmell_egbert
      @zoosmell_egbert ปีที่แล้ว +209

      he is not immune to propaganda

    • @CattoeYum
      @CattoeYum ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoosmell_egbertsorry if weird but i think i recognize you from twitter (i will never call it X)

    • @American_Psycho707
      @American_Psycho707 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      thats manipulative immoral and just violation of human decency .... ill take 20 units thank you

    • @ElSandwich777
      @ElSandwich777 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m 100% convinced this dude just bounces between being a highly intelligent being, and one of the dumbest people on the planet. Just dings off those traits like a pinball.

  • @danielc.v.
    @danielc.v. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5298

    I love when Jerma talks to chat like they're toddlers and not feral animals that broke into his home

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Only possible when he's not streaming content that puts them in a frenzy.

    • @scoobysnax
      @scoobysnax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      the duality of chat

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Jerma's chat is honestly just as crazy as he is.

    • @Znorkas
      @Znorkas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I love it when he pretends the spoon is an airplane

    • @JonBWinston
      @JonBWinston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      im baby :)

  • @WingDing985
    @WingDing985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    You can tell Jerma used to be a substitute teacher because he has to click the pause button to pause the video

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's part of the criteria

    • @capmonkeyboy04
      @capmonkeyboy04 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Such an underrated comment

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@capmonkeyboy04 spell icup

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      piss my pants

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xbear7473 peepance

  • @ratchetfuture2
    @ratchetfuture2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    His comment about the black and white actors being shitfaced has forever changed how I view these. It’s so good

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      most products like this are designed for disabled people but marketed for clueless people.

    • @newdonkshitty
      @newdonkshitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @@princesstamika "marketed for clueless people" is really funny considering how jerma wants to buy most of these

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@newdonkshitty in all seriousness he’s also technically disabled

    • @SchmoeJoe99
      @SchmoeJoe99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanguillotine how so? I must not watch enough Jerma to know.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@SchmoeJoe99 he has ADHD, which is legally considered a disability (although I don’t particularly like calling it a disability); also he has pain in his chest and back that can cause issues with his mobility.

  • @zypper7213
    @zypper7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    I love how the Fill N' Flavor's marketing strategy wasn't to advertise it as a tool that makes adding filling to a cake a little simpler, but rather to say "OH how DREADFUL, this cake DOESN'T have filling??? INEDIBLE!"

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Makeup companies do the same thing. "Oh how DREADFUL, this woman doesn't have the skin of a Barbie doll? UNLOVEABLE!"

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Even if the cake doesn't have any filling, it's still a fucking cake, you're going to eat it anyway!

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@ChaseMC215NO IT DOESNT HAVE FILLING ITS INEDIBLE

    • @loveflink4334
      @loveflink4334 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best thing I ever read!

    • @jtzr1371
      @jtzr1371 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@couchmaster3773yeah but theyre right about that one.

  • @flowersstaringback9234
    @flowersstaringback9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Jerma goes from being skeptical about the product to being completely sold from just one showcase

    • @ZeitungsmanHD
      @ZeitungsmanHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      STEAMS VEGGIES TOO

    • @thisisapc5676
      @thisisapc5676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ZeitungsmanHD egg sandwich

    • @luigimaster111
      @luigimaster111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Then later stating he'd probably review them all poorly for being hard to clean.

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ZeitungsmanHD best idea I've ever heard im sold

    • @Neon-ws8er
      @Neon-ws8er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      target audience andy

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Jerma: Pfft this is a dumb product
    Infomercial: you can do ONE (1) more thing in it than what the name implies!!
    Jerma: actually that's pretty cool. I'd buy one of these.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Literally clever tongs

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JacobKinsley okay but...I kinda want clever tongs

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Wabajak13 clever tongs are mid. Buy EZ butter

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JacobKinsley Clever tongs just had me thinking I could use regular tongs for anything I'd do with a spatula. I don't necessarily need the silly plastic thing that looks like a stupid toy, I've just underestimated how versatile tongs are. They grab things, therefore they can flip things.

    • @ThatGuyNamedJoe
      @ThatGuyNamedJoe ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JacobKinsley BUT LOOK AT ALL THAT ASPARAGUS

  • @ARandomDragon69
    @ARandomDragon69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3551

    For those of you who missed it: The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill was recalled on March 6, 2008, by QVC Inc. and Tristar Products Inc. due to a fire hazard.

    • @Burley_Bert
      @Burley_Bert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      The entire back of my house on fire was hard to miss. HULKAMANIA is out of control..

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      @@Burley_Bert Whatchu gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania and the scorching flames of poor 3am impulse purchases INCINERATE YOOOOUUUU?!?!

    • @banannah_h
      @banannah_h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      chat def didn’t miss that fact haha

    • @vinicius1453
      @vinicius1453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MrSkerpentine +2

    • @codygranrud6212
      @codygranrud6212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bummer Brother

  • @jpm80
    @jpm80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    The image of Jerma cozied up in bed wearing his PJs with a tv remote and flipping through these corny 2000s informercials is killing me

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      With a hot cocoa, and novelty rabit slippers sticking out the end of the sheets

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      This man does NOT wear clothing to bed

    • @rainbowrotcod
      @rainbowrotcod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      So cute

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I literally used to do that when I was younger during the morning, Idk why I used to like infomercials so much

    • @QuietOcto
      @QuietOcto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You gotta get yourself some coco because it's the best thing.

  • @LovelySoftSnow
    @LovelySoftSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    every time i get drunk a camera crew rolls in just in case i start trying to use a cheese grater or something

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Trueman show lol.

    • @jsunksnat
      @jsunksnat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Once i spilt pancake batter all over my entire stovetop and all i could think about is how i could be put in an infomercial

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you a Raccoon?

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jsunksnat "look at this atrocity! tired of this happening? introducing the batter natter 9000!!"

  • @hdouirgzz9m687
    @hdouirgzz9m687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    the whole "shitfaced guy in black and white" approach to infomercials really does make them 3x funnier

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "I had five beers now I'm gonna cut some veggies"

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For me it's the person who's so skonked out of their gourd they're trying to make edibles but don't measure the ingredients and just keep making shit shrivelled up failed brownies

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    I love how for every sensible, solid take Jerma had this stream, he followed it up with the most bafflingly awful take imaginable

    • @ketsuakagi5646
      @ketsuakagi5646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

      He thinks dishwashers are supposed to make loud grinding sounds for some reason

    • @sunflowerscout
      @sunflowerscout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@ketsuakagi5646 i also thought dishwashers were supposed to sound like that until recently

    • @citrusuny
      @citrusuny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ketsuakagi5646 i did too and my family owns an appliance repair thing

    • @FlamingPork
      @FlamingPork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      the repulsion he expressed when someone mentioned chocolate and strawberry flavors together???

    • @citrusuny
      @citrusuny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlamingPork an insane man

  • @Creature665
    @Creature665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "It's not stirring. It's just moving around"
    How the hell was this man a teacher

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +38

      by lying I assume

    • @mrgameface1912
      @mrgameface1912 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ​@@TheVincenzoGaming Like in school of rock

    • @heIIy
      @heIIy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mrgameface1912 those kids learned though

  • @evancrew1234
    @evancrew1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    we need a “testing infomercial products” stream

    • @tinyybiceps
      @tinyybiceps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Need him to review the clever tongs

    • @RordamJ
      @RordamJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I would love a brutalmoose/jerma crossover stream where they test out infomercial stuff.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      There are a lot of channels that review informercial junk. If we got Jerma to do it it would have to be like the easy bake oven stream. He's tasked with making a meal and can only do it with informercial tech.
      Oh shit, that sounds great. Hopefully, someone gives him that idea.

    • @lumpler8559
      @lumpler8559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RordamJ that would be amazing

    • @vilcsith
      @vilcsith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jerma never does this stuff "just cause", he's totally setting up for some big stream on the easybake oven-level.

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Jerma out here saying "ew" to mixing chocolate and strawberry cake, but turns around and shovels 4 spoonfuls of mayo in his mouth

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    "this actually looks kinda useful"
    JERMA, it's a GLASS TUBE. you can do the same thing with a bong.

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      >implying Jerma420 doesn't know this already

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      When they took the wind completely out of his sails by explaining water still needed to be boiled first

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Which of course, he knows, as he already owns 48 bongs.

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I've seen how clean you guys keep ya bongs I ain't using it for other things

    • @happybadger3351
      @happybadger3351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Kryptnyt gives it seasoning

  • @Sasiskin7823
    @Sasiskin7823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I'd like to think that there is somewhere a lady who has ALL of the infomercial kitchen appliances, and when she sees a new one, she goes "I NEED IT!" Her kitchen looks like its Willi Wonkas factory, just filled to the brim with all the gadgets, stirring and whirring and beeping.

    • @oventree
      @oventree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      that's just your run of the mill hoarder

    • @nuthin2du
      @nuthin2du ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My mom :,(

    • @tylerpehringer5272
      @tylerpehringer5272 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My grandparents

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yeah that's probably just jerma

  • @kazzoey9164
    @kazzoey9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    i love how he reacts in absolute shock and horror at the mention of chocolate and strawberry flavors mixed together, as if that’s not one of the most popular dessert flavor combos

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1:06:03

    • @User7624name
      @User7624name 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He HATES fruits and vegetables

    • @grumpysphinx4911
      @grumpysphinx4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly tho chocolate and strawberry are pretty gross together imo

    • @Tarnished-bn5gq
      @Tarnished-bn5gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chocolate and fruit don’t go together well, so showing chocolate and fruit combined would reasonably cause him to have a visceral reaction of disgust.

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@Tarnished-bn5gq I would kill a man for a single chocolate covered strawberry, we are not the same.

  • @LeifFrog
    @LeifFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I love Jermas realization that the obnoxious noise coming from his dishwasher isn't normal, he sounds in denial lmao

    • @Jo_Josuke
      @Jo_Josuke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Then he adds "how is it broken if i don't use it" like he didn't literally say he turns it on to prevent it from getting gross 🤣

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      ​@@Jo_Josuke Mechanical things tend to break if they go unused for a long time, too.

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      "You're dishwasher is broken."
      "That's impossible."

    • @ArchOwl
      @ArchOwl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait what? mine makes those sounds too but it's not broken tho

    • @burr69
      @burr69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This ladies and gentleman is a good example of people brainwashed by dishwasher propaganda

  • @JojoTheVulture
    @JojoTheVulture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    My favorite thing about the Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill Infomercial is that, implied by the name, it is HIS grill, he made it. BUT throughout he has zero idea what it is capable of, like he's being introduced to it for the first time.

    • @journeysa
      @journeysa ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He's constantly being surprised by his own genius, clearly.

    • @microfighterz
      @microfighterz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@journeysa not unlike hogan to blow smoke up his own ass

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "This is mine now, I made this :)"

  • @PrismTheKid
    @PrismTheKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    $19.95: A literal working portable grill, as well as a full cutlery/kitchen utensil set
    Also $19.95: Three pieces of plastic to mould cupcakes and an activity book

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +54

      For me it's that shitty silicone hat that you can put brownie batter in and it would.... make brownies. Like bro, you could pour brownie batter in a fleshlight and bake it and it would make brownies.

    • @singulariteas
      @singulariteas ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JacobKinsley you could but you probably shouldn’t 😭😭

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's always the same kids and voice over that does the shitty overpriced baking utensils too

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@JacobKinsleyyeah but it's a cool hat

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PeptoAbismol Yeah but you can't use it as a fleshlight when you're done with it

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Why are people who don't do react content regularly always the best at reacting? This shit is so fucking entertaining

    • @nesman1927
      @nesman1927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      They’re better because they haven’t been been completely drained of all humor or interest by “reacting” to things for years on end. The only time reactions are truly entertaining is when they’re genuine, and the person watching actually has a passion/interest/hatred in what they’re reacting to. Most “reactors” just leech off of other peoples content for free entertainment value and would be nothing if they didn’t have the videos to react to.

    • @PaizuruInsanal
      @PaizuruInsanal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Because this is Jerma we talking about.

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      depends on what they're reacting to, too. if it's another youtuber's content, then it's kind of scummy unless they can add to the dicussion / only show the highlight reactions. if it's something like old advertisements, it's more forgiveable, i.e Chadtronic and Jacksepticeye react to old commercials, think 80s, 90s, early 00s

    • @felsics9441
      @felsics9441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have great news from the future about Jerma’s 2024 plans

    • @offan-
      @offan- 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@felsics9441 im from the futurer and i have bad news about how many streams happened in 2024

  • @Squiggums799
    @Squiggums799 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Why do you have a backpack on" and "It's not a Grindr date!" never fail to make me completely lose it. Same with "He's calling from jail".

    • @nulltergeist
      @nulltergeist 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      timestamps?

    • @Man-Muncher
      @Man-Muncher 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nulltergeist36:00

    • @killdestroy69
      @killdestroy69 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nulltergeist 36:00 ; 2:40:50

  • @Otakupatriot117
    @Otakupatriot117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    I feel like most of these are meant for old people. The fact Jerma actually thinks some of these products are a good idea just confirms that he's on his way to the nursing home.

    • @felicityc
      @felicityc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, these came from the "inventing entrepreneur" era in the early 00s where everyone thought they were a genius trying to patent simple things, and some of the smarter ones figured out how to make supply lines from china to make these things for cents. Some of those selling for $10 probably cost less than 10 cents to make each. That's why they can give you four or even five for free and not give a shit.
      Now Amazon controls all.

    • @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus
      @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They totally are, senior citizens and physically/mentally disabled people. Just look at how many of them compare using the product to some basic mundane physical task. "If you can turn a doorknob, you can use this product!", "If you can twist an ice cube tray, you can use the brownie baker!" Etc. It's demonstrating that it's an accessible product for people who struggle with anything but the simplest actions needed to properly function at home, demographics that also happened to spend a lot of time watching daytime tv during this time period.

    • @TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort
      @TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Some of them do seem practical tbh

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort nursing home. Now.

    • @opo2597
      @opo2597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a boomer, after all.

  • @Emolga2225
    @Emolga2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    hearing "Jeremy" use the term "Fire" to describe his "Mother's" zucchini noodle soup... he's too young to be 36

    • @Nixkip
      @Nixkip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      bro what

    • @rudelittleant3654
      @rudelittleant3654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Nixkip you heard em

    • @Moolassy
      @Moolassy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rudelittleant3654 🤳

    • @commentaccount7880
      @commentaccount7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bro you're gonna freak when you find out people any age can say new words

    • @Emolga2225
      @Emolga2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@commentaccount7880 ok

  • @DiabloPablo42
    @DiabloPablo42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    How does he have any money at all? He sat here for nearly FOUR HOURS and "wowed" at nearly every product.

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh my god that’s so funny

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's a streamer, you expect him to be good with spending money? He's only doing this to fuel his smoked German cheese addiction.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Vaguer_WeevilI remember when he paid for an entire freaking carnival on stream lol

  • @familyguygaming_
    @familyguygaming_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “SKIP THE CARROTS WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY TONY?!?” while talking about chicken pot pies was one of my favorite jerma moments of all time

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Skipping carrots on a chicken pot pie is like skipping the lettuce on a burger. Like bro, no one will act surprised when you die of clogged arteries at age 30.

    • @gnashattack1
      @gnashattack1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JacobKinsley he's already 56

  • @Nobody_important9
    @Nobody_important9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    It's unbelievable how Jerma survived all those years if he's having problems wtih doing anything

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It’s thanks to his wide arsenal of 19.99 gadgets

    • @Wells13555
      @Wells13555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonlightning8269 nineteen ninety FIVE you IMBICILE. are you trying to make us LOSE BOARD MEMBERS?

    • @antifreezeoverice
      @antifreezeoverice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonlightning8269 quick! take away four of those cents before the board fires you!

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cutting butter isn’t like cutting CARROTS dude. I laughed so hard and he just sat there watching the most classic scam product infomercial.

  • @alexandram3383
    @alexandram3383 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    1:14:28 I literally could not stop laughing at Jerma's reaction to Baked Alaska. "That's scary"

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's like a dog seeing anything for the first time.

  • @lethauntic
    @lethauntic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I love the Pastafina, because of how utterly useless it is. When chat said it was literally just a plastic tube, they were right. All that talk about how great it cooks your pasta, when it's just a tall container. I mean, it does cover the entirety of the spaghetti, but like, when you put it in a pot it becomes flaccid anyways. Most other infomercials do _something._ Maybe not a good something, but something nonetheless. Pastafina is a tall cup.

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought it was a glass tube? Either way it had plastic fittings. Do not expose plastic to high temperatures! The plasticizers will leach out and they're all terrible for your endocrine system. Plus, the plastics will harden and get brittle. Even 150f, etc is hot enough to do it.
      How much this happens of course depends on the type of plastic and what plasticizers we're used but generally speaking most plastic plates/bowls should be kept cold.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cheyannei5983 mmmm mmm middle aged mom with microwave plastic bowl with milk butter cheese pasta broccoli and peas makes a meal their whole lineage can appreciate

  • @passadonfreebee8118
    @passadonfreebee8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    34:09 it's nice that the veggetti is only 60 calories but I'm not sure if I would eat a plastic vegetable shredder

    • @modernmusic52
      @modernmusic52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      OKAY BUT LIKE are we not gonna talk about the fact that they were like "pasta is 800 calories" and in the small text it said for a FOUR CUP PORTION, WHO TF EATS 4 CUPS OF PASTA IN ONE SITTING YOU EAT LIKE 3 OUNCES

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@modernmusic52I could I fucking love oversalted pasta with nothing else but salt on it.

  • @dragonlogos1
    @dragonlogos1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    1:00:00 this rant was something i realized when I was watching an episode of doomsday Preppers and before a commercial they did a when we return segment. And it was like “food will be scarce in the post apocalypse so Martha and Greg have been planing a food source” and it cut to a close up shot of their like 400 pound 14 year old son.
    Then it zoomed out to show him holding a rabbit cage.
    That editor know what he did and I am sure he still laughs about it to this day.

    • @plzifan3773
      @plzifan3773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      especially since you starve to death when eating rabbit

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how Americans just irreparably destroy their kids bodies like this.
      OK that was a little bit of a drastic way of saying it but still

    • @maya-jj5cm
      @maya-jj5cm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😊

  • @bucket399
    @bucket399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I like how at the top of Hulk Hogan's commercial the grill was apparently "his latest invention" but then later he's entirely skeptical of it being able to make grilled cheese sandwiches in 30 seconds

    • @jasper_the_ghost
      @jasper_the_ghost ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well duh, he made it to smash onto the head of his opponents in the ring. The whole food thing was just a nice plus.

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@jasper_the_ghosthulk hogan bodyslamming someone onto his Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@PeptoAbismol 4th degree burns

  • @Considerers
    @Considerers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    This was a man-sized stream

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Honestly 3 hours is pretty kid sized for Jerma. He spent over 4 hours in total chasing his car on foot in The Long Drive

    • @JDMar0810
      @JDMar0810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Patrick.Weightman 1:02:00

    • @JDMar0810
      @JDMar0810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Patrick.Weightman in case someone was skipping through the stream and wanted to know what this was referencing

    • @TheBearWithOrangeFur
      @TheBearWithOrangeFur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But was it also Hulk sized?!

    • @Squiggums799
      @Squiggums799 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny because Jeremy is such a fun-sized little guy.

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "Mr. Chef Tony, you only get one phone call, so make sure its to someone important."
    "Okay. 2:41:46 "

  • @grit1
    @grit1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    What he didn't mention as a part of every deal is the very quiet 'just pay additional shipping and handling.' They aren't giving you anything for free.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      All for just (32 subsequent payments of) $19.99! What a deal!!

    • @cosmiceclipse3142
      @cosmiceclipse3142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@MrSkerpentine *19.95, obviously makes it so much cheaper

  • @SpectralMarker142
    @SpectralMarker142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Jerma truly is a “family” Streamer.
    Because he treats his chat like family. The way a father would treat a son. He tolerates them when they’re rowdy, and even calms them down at times.
    Jeremy listens and watches chat when they talk. When people say “goodnight” Jerma says “have a good rest.” He listens to the suggestions of chat and does everything he can to make them happy, even if it means planning things months in advance. He reads every question he is given, and answers them honestly. He treats his chat like one big family.
    Which makes Jerma a “Family” Streamer.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This reads like something from talk to transformer

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Family roleplay andy

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      3/6 marks for the analysis.
      The key point you missed is this is "How the ideal father would treat his son". The crucial fact is that Jerma acts as a role model for these people, especially those without a good father figure in their life. This is a key distinction as to why jerma provides a more soothing and relaxed experience to other streamers of his caliber. In a way, you could say that jerma’s beta dad style approach as a video game streamer is what many wish for in a father figure. Most of these individuals grew up with a very fractured relationship with their fathers and relied heavily on their mothers to support them in a sense that it was their mother who provided the father figure. What most lack is a supportive father figure to help guide them through the confusion of life.
      The qualities Jerma portrays through his "father" character allow the chat members who frequent his channel to relax, be themselves and most of all never feel that they are in danger of being called out. And when they are, it is either of no real consequence or actually brings something positive to the chat. Fear of speaking out is very common among those without a real father figure, and that is where Jerma truly shines because he provides a safe haven for those who feel alienated, as long as you follow the rules.
      The problem for Jerma is that he is mainly focused on being a gamer and just that one stream. One which is special to him and has nothing to do with his new role as "dad". He is in fact, the only dude we know of who is focused on gaming at the moment. If he sticks with that niche and just brings gaming with him, he has a pretty good chance at keeping his audience despite the popularization of esports. That being said, I personally believe it is not the right choice for him to change and try and expand his audience. With so many people streaming in every genre nowadays, the audience for video game streams is rapidly growing so the opportunity to gain a large following is now high.
      If Jerma can expand his viewership to, say, a bit more than 40,000, he can start thinking about growing his popularity to the point that he can break into the mainstream community. With that and a competitive mindset that allows him to grow on his own without being controlled by the idea that you need to be the "streamer" in order to survive. This is probably the case of the "slow burn" trend that many successful esports personalities employ.
      This brings us to one of the biggest differences between jerma and the traditional twitch streamer: Jerma isn’t really a streamer. He is essentially a community member that has been given the power to direct a community. In a way, you could say he is the "father" of Twitch and Twitch chat. The only thing he has to do is provide a safe and exciting space for the community to let loose and talk to one another. He has the power to fire out bad messages, which he does for any given reason.
      An ideal answer to the question is as follows: "If I had to choose between streaming as jerma or as dad, I would choose dad". Jerma has grown a following of mostly dads and he also has a large audience which probably sees his words as guidance rather than insults. As a father and streamer, he is the father that the people in his chat love and trust. However, as a Twitch streamer, his brand has to change. He will have to be exposed to more people and have to interact with them more, which does not appeal to him as a streamer and will probably not appeal to the Twitch chat.

    • @NewportNibbler
      @NewportNibbler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow guys look it's Jerma's *son*

  • @antisnowman
    @antisnowman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I'm usually not a fan of gross out humor, but when Jerma talked about the guy gagging pulling hair out of the drain, I cried laughing. Best stream 2022

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Plumbers gagging is TOP tier humor dude

    • @Beefyface
      @Beefyface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Was so happy I finished eating shortly before that ad. F to those that weren't so lucky

    • @rhizome550
      @rhizome550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i had this video on for like 3 hours doing other stuff. had already seen this comment. somehow i managed to start cooking right at the moment this advert came on. am i cursed?

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rhizome550 Repent

    • @woahtransbeuponye1084
      @woahtransbeuponye1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beefyface that was me, i was right in the middle of my lunch :'(

  • @thatmikee
    @thatmikee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    at the beginning he’s always hesitant, but then he falls for them hook,line and sinker.

  • @DustyManwich
    @DustyManwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Stream of the year contender, something about the face cam and seeing his reactions to when the commercials show the people flipping a burger out of a pan or the brownies stuck to the baking sheet made my sides hurt

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Consoomer sensory videos

    • @evil_bratwurst
      @evil_bratwurst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hada__02 middle aged father of 5 consumer who hates his wife sensory videos

  • @foxsyd555
    @foxsyd555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    as a cat owner i can confidentially say that all the cats during the kitty shack commercial were high on catnip and in any sober state they wouldn't even touch it

  • @gamergirlkara1007
    @gamergirlkara1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Him getting super excited over the butter slicer was great lol

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You gotta admit:
      1. It's practical
      2. Will see a lot of use (anytime you get out the butter)
      3. Most likely product to do exactly what it advertises
      Hell, I kinda want one, only thing I question is if I could store it in the butter compartment in my fridge (I'm guessing not likely).

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I was unimpressed until they said that each slice was made to be approximately 1/4 tablespoon, that's genuinely useful if you do a lot of baking.

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +2 to both of these comments. plus, it would be very useful for disabled or elderly individuals.
      and, i mean, for me personally, i don't need more than the slice size on a piece of toast. and yet, i am forever putting too much on my food and getting crumbs in the butter 😧 they just took a common problem and made a simple solution. i'd buy it 🔥

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's so ingenious, but at the same time I imagine it only lasts a minute or two out the fridge without getting gummed up with half melted butter and would be a BITCH to clean.

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@JacobKinsley I mean, it's just butter. Would probably melt fine if you rinsed it out with hot water.

  • @upsyturvyy
    @upsyturvyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I dont really know where the "andy" jokes originated from, but they're one of my favorites ever. "chef andy" actually made me stop breathing for a second 😭😭

  • @MrCris2021
    @MrCris2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Jerma is the reason why these infomercials are popular. I feel like he would buy a lot of these scam products.

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      the PFOA and microplastics filling his body are what make him such a powerful streamer

    • @kiffy00
      @kiffy00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2:14:28

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s to smart for some, and I’m like Jerma why do you believe this.

    • @unofficialfr3dfo041
      @unofficialfr3dfo041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean not all are scams. In a lot of cases people just sell Their actually cool ideas to these shopping channels because they lack the connections to get into real stores. Then the inventors get scammed though and the channel uses cheap materials to save money

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Victoria that's really interesting! i wonder how many actually made it to mass production (or whatever the right term is). a lot of these - whether they're intended for disabled people or not - really do seem useful, it'd be a shame if they never got into circulation.

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Living Bubble makes me feel bad, that's like actual goldfish torture.

    • @lavadad2629
      @lavadad2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And the turtle too!!

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ohhh my god Zach, why did you just leave the fish alone with living bubble god dammit.

    • @dominic2060
      @dominic2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I physically cringed when the girl tapped the bubble.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Upper middle class americans when they're bored: hmm today I think I will torture another living being

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    GOD!! Manipulating ground beef is SOOOOO HARD!!! I need exactly 67 different specific inventions to help me with my malleable meat meals.

    • @CGFillertext
      @CGFillertext 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whenever I make ground beef tacos or something, I always have a surprisingly tough time flipping over the ground beef while I’m cooking it and smashing it up

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@CGFillertext turn off the black and white filter

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CGFillertext mash it up, don't flip it. What is wrong with you man. You aren't making a burger.

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man sized ground beef.

  • @theoppositeistrue
    @theoppositeistrue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I think that the war on cooking oils was around the same time that elementary school gym class was really pushing the food pyramid. Oil was at the very top, meaning it was meant to be eaten the least. Which is true i guess but no one is drinking cups of the shit. I also remember that around this time, acne medication commercials also talked about limiting oil consumption.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      People have these weird and dated ideas about dieting and wellness that are dated af, but thanks to pop culture and marketing persist. Case in point, excessive carbs are usually what ends up being stored as fat, but everyone thinks that eating fats and oils = storing them as fats and oil.
      My other favorite example is how everyone is always afraid of sodium when in reality unless you have a heart or kidney condition all you need to do is drink enough water.

    • @tac6557
      @tac6557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@warbossgegguz679 Just east less calories and burn more

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tac6557 I mean, that's ACTUALLY the best way to lose weight so long as you dont delve into malnutrition, but gluttony is a hell of a drug and America is extremely high on it. Lol.
      Also worth noting that what I described is literally what made the Atkins diet so mind boggling to people. Because that's how it works.

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Speak for yourself, I myself have a healthy cup of canola oil every night before bed

    • @colinmallery50
      @colinmallery50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Food pyramid is absolutely insane, don’t have any fats but have like 10 servings of carbs a day

  • @kirbykinnie3691
    @kirbykinnie3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Ppl say that he's insane for just streaming him watching infomercials for 3 hours but in early high school i used to come home and watch the infomercial channels on tv for fun. So I mean yeah y'all have a point but it fun i can't lie

    • @blueberrymuffin36
      @blueberrymuffin36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      all this tells me is that you are the perfect jerma viewer. 100% targeted stream for you specifically

    • @kirbykinnie3691
      @kirbykinnie3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@blueberrymuffin36 exactly

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I remember when I was a child I had to sit through these just to get to the cartoons on TV, and now they are sitting deep inside my memory.

    • @pindaunt3r534
      @pindaunt3r534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The Lonely Proto relatable

    • @bridgetkv
      @bridgetkv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When I was a kid I would wake up at 6am almost every weekend to watch infomercials

  • @SteveJobbed
    @SteveJobbed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Imagine if the only food you were allowed to eat for the rest of your fucking life was someone else’s mother’s meatloaf

  • @lednord741
    @lednord741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    *guy opens grill to reveal pizza*
    "Is that a pizza?"
    *Hulk Hogan sees the pizza*
    "That is a pizza"

  • @BlackClaude
    @BlackClaude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    So nice of Hulk Hogan to let all those families live in his house and use the ultimate grill to feed themselves!

    • @irurwurst
      @irurwurst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      perfect for the executive!

  • @spartanseventyeight8673
    @spartanseventyeight8673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Someone needs to tell jerma the thing about the metal utensils only applies to non stick pans because itll break the protective coating which beneath is Teflon which causes cancer

    • @ismaelrodriguez714
      @ismaelrodriguez714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I was actually thinking of that when I watched the vod. For cast iron and steel pans the scratching is more about extending the lifespan of it, but even so it's more of a suggestion because even if you make an active effort to scratch them every use they last a fairly long time.
      Teflon on the other hand!! You got to either use a bubble wrapped silicon spatula with a laser thermostat attachment or perfect your gravity defying telechintic pan flip in addition to developing daredevil heat sense ability to scramble some non-stick cancer free eggs in the morning. In addition to that remember to clean them with the soft spot of the sponge, make sure nothing is in contact with the teflon while drying and eigther buy a pan cover or remember to not put anything on it while in storage.
      He talks about it as if it's some weird cooking "respect your tools" etiquette, when in reality a scratch in that thing is a serious biohazard.

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Teflon doesn't cause cancer - a material that used to be used in the production of teflon does.

    • @ismaelrodriguez714
      @ismaelrodriguez714 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axderwraith1486 wel...my dude...I'm sorry to say that you probably read a teflon funded research paper, ever since the dangers of pfa's the teflon companies have been trying to:
      1 down play the severity of pfa's dangers (and at the same time installing and giving weekly maintenance to some heavy duty water filters to nearby communities my theory as of why is to prevent a civil lawsuit and prevent a increase in cancer cases undeniably linking the two)
      2 they are betting the Gov will take their sweet time on expanding the bioha mantle to the rest of tha pfa compounds family i.e. epa says PFOA is a bio hazard don't use it; companies put a groucho mask on a similar, almost indistinguishable molecule and says "this one is chill and doesn't produce cancer compounds, trust me bro when have I lied to you?
      teflon is recommended to be thrown away as soon as you see a scratch on it, it's not explicitly said why but we know why that is. And for anybody anxious about the build up of junk in our blood a recent study showed that regularly donating blood helps to keep the concentration of several hazardous compounds low, so go help save lives and get your blood filtered at the same time, take advantage of it before thay start changing that shis.

    • @axderwraith1486
      @axderwraith1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ismaelrodriguez714 well, I'll definitely try to look into that when I get the time then. Trusting businesses is generally a bad idea, yeah.

    • @shoopnooop2952
      @shoopnooop2952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah i use metal with my cast iron just fine. Making pancakes and eggs just fine where the infomercial acts like its impossible to make.

  • @kyojin7177
    @kyojin7177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Jerma being genuinely disappointed when they don't say "technology" is the best.

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    The crux of at least half of these devices is that they say 'its simple to clean and dishwasher safe' when its actually that you now have this device that has like 12 different pieces that take up half the dish washer plus if its an electric appliance theres probably a base you need to clean from stuff that drips onto it.
    I laughed out loud when they were showing them put the Hulk grill into the cabinet and said 'its as easy as storing a box of cereal' But the cabnet was like a trash can slotted space and the thing took up a good 10" in width. Like 4x the size of a family sized cereal box. But sure, just as easy to store away because physics and universal displacement laws dont apply to it.

    • @doin10hitcombos
      @doin10hitcombos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Magic Hulk Grill bro

    • @danieltaylor8421
      @danieltaylor8421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The dishwashers were always funny in these cause it never shows it closed cause the shit won’t fit, or you need to take out a whole rack

    • @FreePheoniix
      @FreePheoniix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The whole world is your cupboard when the Hulk Grill burns down your house!

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That cake tin was like "dishwasher safe" and literally took up an entire drawer

  • @Sleepytechnician
    @Sleepytechnician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “It’s ALWAYS about the juiciness of the steak”. That’s how we can tell that this psychopath only eats steak at The Olive Garden.

  • @a_soup_can
    @a_soup_can 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    2:24:00 it's hilarious how it's advertized to cover every inch of the pot, and then in every single example after it's just stuck in the middle

    • @mildlyupset6011
      @mildlyupset6011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It looks like it would jam up if it had to stir anything thicker than air

  • @Lilacdieselx
    @Lilacdieselx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    next time jerm does this segment, he should do a tier list as he goes along to rank which ones he would most likely/ not likely buy.

    • @octocoq
      @octocoq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      seconded

    • @yiik710
      @yiik710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      watch quite literally all of them be in b

    • @JoeKenyon
      @JoeKenyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jerm

  • @Motormusker
    @Motormusker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I love that whenever people react to infomercials they always have one presenter that they love and then they destroy every other person who isn’t their favourite

    • @MarsheIIo
      @MarsheIIo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BILLY MAYS HERE

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Jerma: pronounces Veggetti like vagina
    The commercial: the Veghetti... Veghetti... buy a Veghetti now!
    Jerma: so anyway the Vejetti,,

  • @andrewcoe3343
    @andrewcoe3343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Jerma literally PRAYING with both hands clasped for Hulk Hogan to appear made my day

  • @joweechao
    @joweechao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i love how Jerma pauses the video by clicking the play button like a teacher who doesn't know you can click the middle of the screen to pause and has very low mouse sensitivity

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yeah, jerma WAS a substitute teacher, makes sense

  • @finnianheart
    @finnianheart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    its a different one, but my parents have one of those "egg genie" type egg cookers bc we eat a lot of eggs. it's great if you regularly cook a fuckton of boiled eggs. if you dont, not worth it

    • @scoobysnax
      @scoobysnax 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was immediately thinking of people trying to up their protein intake. they'd make a killing off the gym rat population

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There is no doubt that these products have at least one function, but the commercial begins when they start trying to show another use for these singular function devices.
      It’s good to hear someone use this, as well as recognize the extreme specificity that it used for!

  • @valn9_
    @valn9_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    35:01 we actually had this thing at my work, we made zucchini noodles to sell to people. it was honestly the most fun item to make and i was genuinely sad when they told me i couldnt make it anymore

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I hate TV but I would absolutely watch a sitcom thats just a family thats constantly buying As Seen on TV items. Like entire episodes devoted to the new thing they got and how they deal with it. But other items recur throughout the show.

    • @jupita551
      @jupita551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's german show like that, there's a bunch of people trying out weird stuff and rating it and it's pretty entertaining ngl

  • @blantisulatorblanston53
    @blantisulatorblanston53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The hulk pretending to struggle to pick up a panini maker is hilarious.

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Legit, Jerma just watching old/funny videos and shooting the shit with chat make for some of the best streams IMO.

  • @valenvenus
    @valenvenus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "it's a grinder date."
    wow. imagine going to your grinder dates house and you're like "so?...what now? 😏" and he goes "Well I just got the Veggetti. wanna make zucchini pasta?"
    sounds like the best date ever.

    • @tmanbonkenbills8960
      @tmanbonkenbills8960 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "When we're done with dinner, I have brownies with edges while we play Five Nights at Freddy's."

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    All I could hear for this entire segment was "Are you tired of peel, peel, peeling potatoes? STOP!"

    • @SausageBrosdotbik
      @SausageBrosdotbik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Introducing the Handy Peel, the quick and easy way to prepare a meal.

    • @Kuzon9
      @Kuzon9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      STTTAAAAHHHHPPP

  • @jasper_the_ghost
    @jasper_the_ghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    48:58 Damn that man was eatin’ that burrito like it was his last day alive

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Absolutely RELIEVED to have that mouthful of tortilla

  • @MochaRitz
    @MochaRitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Nobody likes another mother's meatloaf."

    • @Lumber_jocks
      @Lumber_jocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is he wrong tho?

    • @darkdreamsdontdie7785
      @darkdreamsdontdie7785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t like any mother’s meatloaf. I would sell my mother to North Korea if she ever decided to make a meatloaf.

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never had a loaf

    • @MochaRitz
      @MochaRitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lumber_jocks yes, all loaf is good loaf.

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MochaRitz bad take yohoat. i only like my mom's loaf. anything else is a goddamn disgrace to meatloaf

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:18:38 that is not normal cat behaviour there's just a shitton of catnip directly underneath that blanket

  • @faussesecurite7915
    @faussesecurite7915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    25:50 I like it when jerma has fun 🙂

  • @agentstickfigure01
    @agentstickfigure01 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I watch this every time before bed. This stream was super cozy

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    his dishwasher rant is the most deranged I've ever seen him

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    34:03 This yucky icky pasta only fills you up and leaves you feeling satisfied, how disgusting! Why not have gluten free, unfulfilling, mounds of salad that will just make you hungry and want to snack an hour later?

  • @pepispogo3819
    @pepispogo3819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    57:10 what kind of fucked up dishwasher does jerma own

    • @amissamente
      @amissamente 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “it’s not fucked up that’s impossible” says streamer whose dishwasher is CLEARLY fucked up

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jeremy's Dishwasher Atrophy

  • @didyougetanyofthat
    @didyougetanyofthat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:58:00 Jerma, you're a streamer. You can fake your own participation in a infomercial, with a green screen. Jerma, you're a streamer, you can fake your own infomercial

  • @pokeygorilla9368
    @pokeygorilla9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Just after 52:31 "No, a raccoon got in the house" omfg. That one really got me.

  • @peteallyn412
    @peteallyn412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    30:00 the same crunching noise for every french fry had me rollin’. Hilarious.

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      my sides were hurting from laughing so hard

  • @armandoguerra7658
    @armandoguerra7658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Glenn Howerton did a great job portraying his own son in this stream, you know, because of the implication

  • @jingusjongus9377
    @jingusjongus9377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You can use the second magic meal as an urn to store grandmas ashes because you killed her with the microwave chicken you made with the first magic meal lol

  • @mannequin_z
    @mannequin_z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    That Perfect Slicer looks like a device they’d use in a Saw movie

    • @looseleifteaa
      @looseleifteaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And then they'll GYAS you after

    • @tylerm8371
      @tylerm8371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Doesn't need it, if he can cut up a hotdog in 5 seconds he can cut up your donger in that time too.

  • @_slashes
    @_slashes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Infomercials give off so much nostalgia, I miss the early 2000's

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i remember coming home from middle school and just plopping down on the couch, then infomercials would pop up pretty much every commercial break...good times...

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    god I remember some of these so vividly. back when I actually watched TV

  • @yorteammate2566
    @yorteammate2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's literally shark tank but with jerma so I guess it'd be piranha pond or guppie gulf

  • @ians9045
    @ians9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The amazing thing about watching so many of these at once is starting to realize how goofy each concept truly is, they seem so convincing at first but after the 20th one or so they all seem like gimmicks

  • @LovelySoftSnow
    @LovelySoftSnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    holy shit this guy is 36 years old

    • @unityofvitality-5875
      @unityofvitality-5875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so

    • @LovelySoftSnow
      @LovelySoftSnow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      holy shit this guy is 38 years old

    • @unityofvitality-5875
      @unityofvitality-5875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LovelySoftSnow so

    • @LovelySoftSnow
      @LovelySoftSnow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@unityofvitality-5875 i think the original purpose of this comment was "he's watching informercials, of course he's 36"

    • @chiitoitsu
      @chiitoitsu 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      holy shit this guy is 39 years old

  • @ashsquest1235
    @ashsquest1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    THE FACT that it's Hulk's Ultimate Grill but it looks like he's seeing it for the 1st time is honestly funny

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I can't wait for Jeremy Elbertson's Ultimate Grill, which gets recalled due to its tendency to combust when not used for Coffee, Cheetos or Chicken

    • @CutYourBangs9
      @CutYourBangs9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or mayonnaise-based conconctions

  • @linkariusu4407
    @linkariusu4407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    22:40 I got whiplash by how accurate his informercial voice over voice is.

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how Jerma's reaction to these is almost uniformly "Huh. That actually sounds pretty good. I'd love that."
    Never change, ya big lug. XD

  • @kirbymods5549
    @kirbymods5549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It seems a lot of people forget that Jerma is liking these products based on the assumption that they actually work perfectly

  • @somecat225
    @somecat225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Jeremy Is Swayed By Advertising for Three and a Half Hours

    • @NomadSage07
      @NomadSage07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      6 and a half, actually

  • @bozo6049
    @bozo6049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't fully understand why, but this is some of my favorite Jerma content.

  • @andrewdoyle2723
    @andrewdoyle2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The he's calling from prison joke nearly made me piss myself

  • @Turtletoots3
    @Turtletoots3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Store cake is sooo expensive but 20 for a dedicated pan, 20 for quality ingredients (butter, chocolate, cream etc) half a day's work baking, leveling, slicing, frosting, garnishing is soooo affordable and realistic.
    I like baking cakes but buying a cake is often cheaper than making it so long as it doesn't bother you that it's made with cheap fats like margarine, soybean oil, rapeseed oil, palm oil etc and won't taste as good.

  • @wereridinginasnake2129
    @wereridinginasnake2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    extremely high streamer laughs at the voices in his head while watching cable television

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    45:02 I love that she says croissant with an uwu voice