idea for you Smiv... you and Chaz create an On The Road podcast where you record your journeys to and from grounds and have a chat... what d’you think?
This is big Smiv my friend. Would have been easy just to enjoy the football yourself, so as someone who will probably never see Saffron Walden Town play at home, thanks for taking us all along! :)
Watching this having a morning coffee at 6am and Smiv saying "hey Siri, lumos" proceeded to bring my Siri to life, loudly I might add, and turned my torch on. Babies now awake in the other room as a result, cheers Smiv 👍🏻 😂
Been going down to SWTFC for years. Typical that I was away when this video was filmed… Would say the ratings are fair - food is normally decent, though I haven’t got anything there for a while. Lost the playoff final to Witham but we go again. Was quite surreal seeing places I know and people I know (Malcolm 😅) in an OTR vid. Hope you enjoyed! Up the Bloods!
My other half started watching you, soon I was invested too and now every time you upload one of us will shout ‘On the Road!’ And the other HAS to reply with ‘Yep! Back again!’… it’s now an odd tradition 😂 Love them!
Every video just gets better and better 😂 Watching til after the credits like it’s a Marvel movie 😂😂 The day you win a raffle will be the highlight of the series 😍
Respect for coming down to my hometown and the grounds, glad you enjoyed xD. Btw, the food isn't always that bad... Anyways remember to subscribe to this man :)
Currently smoking a zoot and drinking a cold corona after watching fulham win the league, always love the videos Smiv, been watching otr for years keep it up bruvva
1 place i recommend you going next season, Ipswich Wanderers (non league team, but they just got promoted from the league against a league full of Essex teams) at Humber Doucy Lane. Decent atmosphere, the striker calls himself the best in suffolk on twitter. (Due to how many goals he scored in last 3 seasons) Could be good for a newly promoted side, only been there once but was a decent atmosphere
Get Sheppey United on your list for next season, just pipped Chatham Town to the league title. Just pulled of the quadruple to end the perfect season. Going up to a new league obviously might not be as good but there will be a good rival match next year when they play Sittingbourne!
Going through The Width Restriction No One Wants To Go Through™ is one thing, but going through The Width Restriction No One Wants To Go Through™ *ILLEGALLY* is something else. Mental.
I'm very surprised at the atmosphere. When I went earlier on in the season with my club, there was no singing whatsoever apart from our fans. Was expecting a 0.5 star score. But fair play to the club they seem to have attracted more fans including a guy with a drum. Good job.
Was looking at your membership levels. What about a level where you get a copy of the programme from the non league games you go to ? Not sure about how it would go for international members.
I remember back in the day Charlton used to have a thing called the golden goal tkt each tkt had a time on it when you opened it if a goal was scored on that time you won the prize I’m still waiting lol
Really feel for you mate with the guy nabbing your content and not crediting you, saw the clip on Twitter and then watched this and couldn’t believe it. Shameless from him, great video as always though
Smiv, next season you have to go and see Gorleston FC, Norfolk. JaackMaate and Robbie Knox aint far from there. My stepdad is a season ticket holder. They've just won the league their in. Maybe a bit of a drive but definitely look a good side!
@@smivadee Top man! My step Dad watches you from time to time when I remind him so please make sure to let me know when you go so I can tell him, it’ll make his day.
Smiv you should go to Fc Isle Of Man if you can they are a newly started team in the 7th tier only using players from a little country called the Isle Of Man. Would be class to see a big name like you turn up to one of the matches if possible.
I always try and guess what the "dare you to put this in the video" phrase is. Today, my guess was "Bette Midler over the rainbow". Alas, there was no photo of a football at the football with Instagram comments...
Smiv lad or anyone in fact, does anyone remember the OTR when both Simv and Charile went and Charlie was looking for simv in the stands but couldn't find Smiv and looked directly at him and still didn't see him??
Could have stayed in the Essex prem and gone to Southend Manor, as you promised. By the way I'm not that Malcolm, as I live in New Zealand and support you guessed it Southend Manor.
“Luca where you going” “I thought you done your right calf” mate that killed me. So funny
yeah my right calf is still hurting, need it checked
The first “shut up you melt” caught me so off guard I found it hilarious😂
Ha, good to hear!
I love the ref smiling while booking for jumping in the crowd
Rules are rules!! 😄
"Imagine if they were oak trees" 😂 Always watch till the end of OTR, love the last second comments
Thanks for staying ❤️
Unfortunately my Canada goose coat was in the dry cleaners😂 Quality vid mate, get down to Hoddesdon next season to rinse me and the boys some more!
I might have to! Sounds like they’ve got a hefty budget!
idea for you Smiv... you and Chaz create an On The Road podcast where you record your journeys to and from grounds and have a chat... what d’you think?
This is big Smiv my friend. Would have been easy just to enjoy the football yourself, so as someone who will probably never see Saffron Walden Town play at home, thanks for taking us all along! :)
Well said
Watching this having a morning coffee at 6am and Smiv saying "hey Siri, lumos" proceeded to bring my Siri to life, loudly I might add, and turned my torch on. Babies now awake in the other room as a result, cheers Smiv 👍🏻 😂
Been going down to SWTFC for years. Typical that I was away when this video was filmed… Would say the ratings are fair - food is normally decent, though I haven’t got anything there for a while. Lost the playoff final to Witham but we go again. Was quite surreal seeing places I know and people I know (Malcolm 😅) in an OTR vid. Hope you enjoyed! Up the Bloods!
Next season! Up the bloods!
Up the Crips
@@markjenkins3609 😂
My other half started watching you, soon I was invested too and now every time you upload one of us will shout ‘On the Road!’ And the other HAS to reply with ‘Yep! Back again!’… it’s now an odd tradition 😂
Love them!
Every video just gets better and better 😂
Watching til after the credits like it’s a Marvel movie 😂😂
The day you win a raffle will be the highlight of the series 😍
Ha, nice one my friend!
Watching this while watching the snooker final
I have my priorities set right
You the man John!
Had a very crappy Monday at work, but this made me feel a bit better. Thank ya smiv!
Ah all good. Tomorrow is a new day!
Respect for coming down to my hometown and the grounds, glad you enjoyed xD. Btw, the food isn't always that bad... Anyways remember to subscribe to this man :)
Your best vid yet. Really enjoyed this one.
Another great video
Should come to Peterborough sports next season. Got promoted to national league north today!!! We keep making history
Huge achievement! I’ll certainly look into it
Currently smoking a zoot and drinking a cold corona after watching fulham win the league, always love the videos Smiv, been watching otr for years keep it up bruvva
Cheers my man!
1 place i recommend you going next season, Ipswich Wanderers (non league team, but they just got promoted from the league against a league full of Essex teams) at Humber Doucy Lane. Decent atmosphere, the striker calls himself the best in suffolk on twitter. (Due to how many goals he scored in last 3 seasons)
Could be good for a newly promoted side, only been there once but was a decent atmosphere
Smiv- say “hey Siri, Knox after you’ve said lumos. You’re welcome 👌🏽
"Bunch of table legs" is an incredible insult
Use away!
Come to Luton!
“I never really cared until I met you” explains my feelings towards On The Road very accurately
😂
Malcolm is a local legend who I abuse every time I see him 😂
Oh lovely! 😂
Never ever not do the "dug at the football" bit. The dugs are here for the football and the football only!
Dya like dugs?
Was it just me whose Siri got activated when Smiv said ‘Hey Siri’? With that kind of power you could so some serious damage…
I have the power!
I know the keeper at waldon great keeper and great lad , keep up the good work youngy 👍⚽️⚽️❤️
🙌
Done me calf in the warm up…saffron Walden score LUCA 🏃🏻💨
😂😂😂
“He doesn’t need a run up, the ball would end up in Cambridge and we don’t want that”😂
😄
was good to meet you!
Likewise Thomas!
@@smivadee Also, you were right! The burger was not good ! I recommend Hornchurch FC (idk if you've been)
2b pencil had me :):):):)
Always makes me smile hearing of Saffron Walden, as Walden is my surname 😂
Fear not smiv, I’m still here.
Phew! 🙌
Scrap the more doors or more wheels debate Smiv. What about more hair follicles or blades of grass in the world?
Wow, I’ll go hair follicles. 4G Grass is on the up
Great vlog smiv ⚽️⚽️⚽️
You'll have to come to Warminster Town Saturday! Play off final for us! We just secured our place there tonight! We'd love a big crowd!
big smiv would you take the OTR series to mariners park for south shields fc next season?
He should do, what a ground, what a set of scran
Please come to watch Kidderminster harries in there play off game
Love this football
Footbaaaallll
Golllllllaaaaazzzziooooooo
This week on football Italia, Gazza does something silly....like the previous week 🤣
Spot on 😂
@@smivadee want that hoodie!
Might need to come down the villa smiv
I think so too!
@@smivadee as a season ticket holder its class on the right day always great atmosphere tickets sell out relatively quick though utv
wonder if you could do any play off finals
Love watching your video
Non league is the best
Appreciate it!
Get Sheppey United on your list for next season, just pipped Chatham Town to the league title. Just pulled of the quadruple to end the perfect season. Going up to a new league obviously might not be as good but there will be a good rival match next year when they play Sittingbourne!
Going through The Width Restriction No One Wants To Go Through™ is one thing, but going through The Width Restriction No One Wants To Go Through™ *ILLEGALLY* is something else. Mental.
No respect eh!
I'm very surprised at the atmosphere. When I went earlier on in the season with my club, there was no singing whatsoever apart from our fans. Was expecting a 0.5 star score. But fair play to the club they seem to have attracted more fans including a guy with a drum. Good job.
Yeah looking back they had a very slow start but went unbeaten so naturally attracted the punters in
Was looking at your membership levels.
What about a level where you get a copy of the programme from the non league games you go to ?
Not sure about how it would go for international members.
Gi:jane 2 can’t wait to see it
KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Keep my name out of your mouth
Keep the faith with the raffle Smiv will come up one day
Here's hoping!
I remember back in the day Charlton used to have a thing called the golden goal tkt each tkt had a time on it when you opened it if a goal was scored on that time you won the prize I’m still waiting lol
mate, I live in Saffron Walden 🤣🤣🤣
Really feel for you mate with the guy nabbing your content and not crediting you, saw the clip on Twitter and then watched this and couldn’t believe it. Shameless from him, great video as always though
Think it’s time to come to stowmarket town mate
A shocked face thumbnail. Groundbreaking.
Hi smiv good to see you at saffron Walden played there it is class
Isn’t it just!
Great video. Unlucky Smiv and Charlie it will happen. I won it at Walden and Stortford after a lot of attempts at either.
Just got to believe!!
Smiv, next season you have to go and see Gorleston FC, Norfolk. JaackMaate and Robbie Knox aint far from there. My stepdad is a season ticket holder. They've just won the league their in. Maybe a bit of a drive but definitely look a good side!
Nice one Dave! I’ll jot that one down for the list
@@smivadee Top man! My step Dad watches you from time to time when I remind him so please make sure to let me know when you go so I can tell him, it’ll make his day.
Do you think you can do sunderland Because the playoffs are on Friday it will be good atmosphere 🔴⚪
can't believe Smiv's just called me a 2B pencil
Smiv you should go to Fc Isle Of Man if you can they are a newly started team in the 7th tier only using players from a little country called the Isle Of Man. Would be class to see a big name like you turn up to one of the matches if possible.
Promoted to step five now 😊
@@BALHAM69 final on Saturday 3pm 👀
@@MohamedSalahLFC11 of what Mohammad? They already been promoted
@@BALHAM69 first division challenge cup
@@MohamedSalahLFC11 ok thanks
Nobody will ever "out Charlie" Charlie.
I think you’re right!
Get smiv in dad shoes. LIKE THE VIDEO
Matt what have you done to your barnet
Lost a fight with a lawnmower. Was trying to keep the beautiful head looking beautiful
Slaphead Smiv🐐
🥚
You need Danny (Rate My Take Away) to say back on the road again for you to play at the start of the vids ! ;)
Good shout!
What is the most money you have spent so far in 2022
#FOOTBALL
Still getting use to this new format
The video hasn’t changed 😊
@@smivadee yeah of course still class! Just the thumbnails and that. Can’t imagine the amount of photos you need to take for it 😂
come hull, nice facilities but inconsistent crowd lmao
Hmm, hopefully I can get there on a good day
06:59 - Football Italia!!!
SMIV I PUT IT ON THE PILLAR THING NEXT TO THE DART BOARD
Class mate 😂
Does that mean we’ve got to come back to see it now?
Smiv and Charlie the thinking man's Ant and Dec
We’ll take it!
Thought we were gonna get a 5 star food review then. Never judge a burger by the bun
Absolutely!
The day smiv wins the raffle he has to retire.
Not on the winnings but I totally agree!
Come up to North East next season we'll done gateshead on beain champions thanks for all of you're you're covering of football games
I’d love to!
I always try and guess what the "dare you to put this in the video" phrase is. Today, my guess was "Bette Midler over the rainbow". Alas, there was no photo of a football at the football with Instagram comments...
Legend has it they’re still chasing Malcolm chucking more fivers at him
I took one but completely forgot to film! I’ve let myself down here
@@smivadee no worries. I’ll keep guessing regardless
Where’s the photo of the football at the football?
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise
Wohooo PROPER OLD!!!!!!
Weyhey!
Cogenhoe Town did a raffle but not do a raffle at the start of the season, fuming I was 🤣
Shocking stuff, they need reporting
loving the videos smiv!
Nice one James!
I challenge you to put “kartoflesalat” in your shamrock rovers on the road
I also had a £5 on the raffle I reckon Malcolm is pocketing that cash!
701 tickets sold guaranteed ;)
the one time I don't go to a Hoddesdon game😂😂
Dammit Joe
will you do on the road at sunderland next season
Most likely!
could you do scunthorpe please?
I’d love to!
@@smivadee Cant believe you replied 😨
Smiv lad or anyone in fact, does anyone remember the OTR when both Simv and Charile went and Charlie was looking for simv in the stands but couldn't find Smiv and looked directly at him and still didn't see him??
OTR @ Peterborough 😊
@@smivadee Thanks Smiv mate 👍👍
I hope the next stadium Smiv visits is one that has a minimum of one seat which is heated 😅
Off to Tottenham I go!
@@smivadee need a detailed review of that seat that is heated
OTR
Yep! Back again!
Great attendance for the lower leagues
Yeah was impressive!
Up the on the road 😁
Yes Jamie!
On the road at long lane jfc ?
Let’s do it
fun fact smiv is allergic to castles
🎶 We are going up say we are going up 🎶..... was premature they got smashed by Witham. 🎶 They are saying down say they are staying down 🎶
Yeah bit awkward eh!
@@smivadee yes just goes to show never good to go premature 🤣
Smiv with no hair looks like bossman from the kebab shop 😂😂
Sauce? Salad?
@@smivadee sweet chilli please boss no salad boss
I'm gonna use "you utter 2B Pencil" as an insult from now on.
Please do!
Smiv come to Arundel FC they have a lovely digital subs board ;)
Could have stayed in the Essex prem and gone to Southend Manor, as you promised. By the way I'm not that Malcolm, as I live in New Zealand and support you guessed it Southend Manor.
One day Malcolm, one day!
Smiv try and go to a stansted vs saffron Walden derby (biggest in Essex)
Go to Sunderland would be interesting
It would! I’m on it
@@smivadee cheers smiv!
one day you will win
Keep the faith!
Could you give us a Futbology map update at the end of the season please smiv?
It’ll say SOUTH 😂
@@smivadee ticked off a couple other countries as well!
you should go watch cleethorpes town
Noted Mr Matthew Mumby!
Can you go to stoke city one day